Putin summons comrade elmo

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  • Опубліковано 29 чер 2019
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 15 тис.

  • @sleepy1066
    @sleepy1066 4 роки тому +2687

    0:37 The Red Army invading Berlin (circa 1945, colorized)

    • @waffles2461
      @waffles2461 4 роки тому +1

      I wish to like but it's 669

    • @DarkSignal59
      @DarkSignal59 4 роки тому +15

      the literally RED army

    • @Vilmnitzer
      @Vilmnitzer 4 роки тому +6

      I'm German but this kicked me out of my chair

    • @DarkSignal59
      @DarkSignal59 4 роки тому +3

      @@Vilmnitzer The thought of THAT spilling into the streets of Berlin, or any city for that matter, would be a sign that god doesn't love us anymore.

    • @Paratroopersteark
      @Paratroopersteark 4 роки тому

      quite literally there

  • @DanielSambar
    @DanielSambar 4 роки тому +27302

    Our Comrade Elmo*

  • @Lightbro_
    @Lightbro_ 2 роки тому +538

    I swear this is Russia’s secret wepon for ww3

  • @imshevi
    @imshevi 2 роки тому +681

    Hopefully he doesnt summon him, otherwise the world will collapse

    • @em4six348
      @em4six348 2 роки тому +41

      Ukraine will deploy Fazbear if Russia summons Elmo.

    • @b3lka_
      @b3lka_ 2 роки тому +23

      @@em4six348 If all fails, Ukraine will have to resort to deploying Nikocado Avocado

    • @Daizz009
      @Daizz009 2 роки тому +10

      @@b3lka_ If Nikocado fails, bring in 501st legion from Star Wars

    • @scramtheman2249
      @scramtheman2249 2 роки тому

      ...What if Russia deployed communist Foxy instead?

    • @Youuu548
      @Youuu548 2 роки тому +10

      @@Daizz009 if Ukraine does that russia will have to resort to jellybean and amogus imposter

  • @limepostor3425
    @limepostor3425 4 роки тому +9414

    Fun facts:
    Elmo is red for a reason

    • @PJW-kubus
      @PJW-kubus 4 роки тому +68

      ;-;

    • @dulce4678
      @dulce4678 4 роки тому +202

      The USSR flag is red-

    • @rcm1815
      @rcm1815 4 роки тому +75

      :O really??????? I thought it was for no reason

    • @SimpiSovi
      @SimpiSovi 4 роки тому +42

      He da Soviet Union 😂

    • @drmeme-zm3qc
      @drmeme-zm3qc 4 роки тому +22

      You baka it's blood

  • @Justin_Joy
    @Justin_Joy 4 роки тому +2569

    Now EVERYONE in this glorious country get cookies.

  • @deckheroesdeck2207
    @deckheroesdeck2207 Рік тому +249

    I'm mesmerized by the way he splits into more Elmos.
    Such grace.

    • @blcksh33p84
      @blcksh33p84 7 місяців тому +6

      same and idk why lol

  • @mitsuzawa
    @mitsuzawa 2 роки тому +70

    "man lets hope 2022 is a good year"
    russia in 2022 : 0:36

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster500 4 роки тому +2796

    Comrade Elmo is the only person that can bring Communism back from the dead

  • @jeremyfischer7856
    @jeremyfischer7856 4 роки тому +1759

    This was not the Red Army I wanted to fight against.

  • @hando9796
    @hando9796 2 роки тому +402

    This aged well

  • @naturallygus
    @naturallygus 2 роки тому +35

    Football player: **has injury and can't play for a month**
    Cheerleaders: 0:23

  • @fallencosmic2169
    @fallencosmic2169 4 роки тому +7279

    Go to russian class
    ❌Learn to speak proper russian
    ✔️To summon dancing elmo

    • @damiandark1341
      @damiandark1341 4 роки тому +79

      We will summon the great elmo to take over the world

    • @gabbzz1324
      @gabbzz1324 4 роки тому +4

      Да! XD

    • @theoneyoucanttrust7316
      @theoneyoucanttrust7316 4 роки тому +6

      I would rather learn proper russian 😆

    • @jasjwin_
      @jasjwin_ 4 роки тому +2

      FallenAngels 21 я не говорю по-русски(

    • @user-ci3nm3gt8c
      @user-ci3nm3gt8c 4 роки тому +2

      @@gabbzz1324 хуй на))...

  • @TheGreatCooLite
    @TheGreatCooLite 4 роки тому +15534

    That communist Elmo video you made is an Internet classic

  • @thewidow7864
    @thewidow7864 Рік тому +99

    Rest in peace, Elmo
    he was killed in action in the Donbass front :(

    • @kiana3672
      @kiana3672 Рік тому

      It was a Lie he is leading the Russian attack in Bahmut

    • @hermanoey-ns9ih
      @hermanoey-ns9ih Рік тому +10

      elmo can't die he will only die if the mother land is ded

  • @ariiplex
    @ariiplex Місяць тому +12

    this is the skibidi toilet for 2019 people

  • @DanGer_Fox
    @DanGer_Fox 4 роки тому +2990

    Me: Drop food on a floor
    Bacteria after 5 seconds: 0:36

    • @alibouk227
      @alibouk227 4 роки тому +30

      There's a reason bacteria are literally everywhere.

    • @noname-vn7uf
      @noname-vn7uf 4 роки тому +6

      @محمد الزعبي r/woosh

    • @silentvega2004
      @silentvega2004 4 роки тому +32

      People when you open a bag of chips in class

    • @tuxedobird
      @tuxedobird 4 роки тому +1

      Ali Boukria funny how you tried to correct a joke, and didn’t even correct the 5 second part. You can’t even miss a joke correctly lmao

    • @alibouk227
      @alibouk227 4 роки тому +3

      @@tuxedobird I was trying to add on a joke not correct it. just a simple purposeless comment

  • @pusheenosaurous3284
    @pusheenosaurous3284 4 роки тому +4761

    When you mispronounce words in your Russian class so you summon comrade Elmo.

  • @BoseBish
    @BoseBish 2 роки тому +26

    2022:
    So. . . . . . . . this aged well.

  • @shy.away.
    @shy.away. Рік тому +10

    2 years ago i showed this to my dad, and he found it funny so he asked me to send it to him, i sent it and i still hope he finds it funny in heaven. Love this video💕

  • @andrespacheco401
    @andrespacheco401 4 роки тому +3564

    Me: *drops food*
    Bacteria after the 5 seconds are up 0:17

    • @LeoMkII
      @LeoMkII 4 роки тому +46

      this comment is underrated a lot

    • @mr.chickenman1708
      @mr.chickenman1708 4 роки тому +15

      This made me laugh, good job😂

    • @protiv6592
      @protiv6592 4 роки тому +6

      Best comment on yt ever.

    • @ixander1072
      @ixander1072 4 роки тому +3

      Wow how did you come up with this "creative" and "100% original" idea

    • @ChabiMoon
      @ChabiMoon 4 роки тому +11

      This is probably the best comment I’ve seen in months

  • @meltyman3113
    @meltyman3113 4 роки тому +3209

    Dish soap: *kills 99.9% germs*
    0.01 germs: 0:17

  • @Gabri_Becker
    @Gabri_Becker 2 місяці тому +5

    0:23 Kid: **dies in a horrible way in a soccer game**
    The Cheerleaders:

  • @jcplays5831
    @jcplays5831 2 роки тому +22

    After everything that’s happened, I still love this meme

  • @therealPutti
    @therealPutti 4 роки тому +4760

    Nobody:
    UA-cam recommendations: u wanna see Comrad Elmo? Say no more

  • @andrespacheco401
    @andrespacheco401 4 роки тому +5013

    My 40 yr old parents: *laugh at knock knock jokes*
    Me: *laughs at dancing Elmo*

  • @andrewsamarasekara97
    @andrewsamarasekara97 2 роки тому +10

    The fact I get this recommended today gives ominous vibes…

  • @checkyourfax
    @checkyourfax Рік тому +20

    This feels so wrong to watch now

    • @mork25K
      @mork25K Рік тому +4

      Nah thats only thing putin do for good

    • @eavyeavy2864
      @eavyeavy2864 Рік тому +4

      you sjw?

    • @eavyeavy2864
      @eavyeavy2864 Рік тому +3

      @@mork25K getting rid of nazi

    • @danplaguer3923
      @danplaguer3923 Рік тому +2

      Yeah, now the Russian memes are not the same after the Ukraine conflict.

  • @lightspeed0074
    @lightspeed0074 4 роки тому +4470

    It's unhealthy how many times I've watched this

  • @nyanti_1962
    @nyanti_1962 4 роки тому +1451

    When you find out your 0.00001% russian:

  • @abluecircle7753
    @abluecircle7753 2 роки тому +9

    imagine going into the battlefield and you find a bunch of puppets dancing

  • @duxnihilo
    @duxnihilo 2 роки тому +19

    This is becoming too real now....

  • @anthonysanchezquiros1858
    @anthonysanchezquiros1858 4 роки тому +3913

    *Desinfectante existe*
    0.1% bacterias y suciedad 0:17

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 4 роки тому +1365

    *_Top 10 Suprisingly Overpowered Anime Characters_*

    • @tony-ci7zd
      @tony-ci7zd 4 роки тому +3

      What is your picture from I've seen it a few times.

    • @ApeXPredat0or
      @ApeXPredat0or 4 роки тому +4

      @@tony-ci7zd Clockwork Orange

    • @tony-ci7zd
      @tony-ci7zd 4 роки тому +3

      @@ApeXPredat0or thanks man

    • @justarandomgamer1468
      @justarandomgamer1468 4 роки тому

      Look at SCP 173 he defeated shaggy and is a peanut

    • @chansaw7374
      @chansaw7374 4 роки тому

      OUR suprise*

  • @Mothenjoyer420
    @Mothenjoyer420 2 роки тому +40

    This hits differently in 2022...

  • @epicbirdy42069
    @epicbirdy42069 7 місяців тому +5

    I'm angry, fuming, enraged that this wasn't in the WW3 trailer

  • @burstnesstutorials2000
    @burstnesstutorials2000 4 роки тому +1619

    Me: **accidentally hits a zombie pigman**
    The entire nether dimension: 0:36

    • @izivert
      @izivert 4 роки тому +9

      Jay Salvacion this such an underrated comment lmao

    • @KE-xh6xs
      @KE-xh6xs 4 роки тому +2

      That is call communism

    • @CatsAreAmazing8187
      @CatsAreAmazing8187 4 роки тому

      Jay Salvacion in Soviet russia U don’t attack komrades, komrades attack u

    • @Munzp
      @Munzp 4 роки тому +1

      LMAAAO

    • @blofx6045
      @blofx6045 4 роки тому +3

      0:42 *Ghast dancing and helping zombie pigs*

  • @jay-ob2xp
    @jay-ob2xp 4 роки тому +863

    We are going to look back at this video in 30 years and think, “Those were the good days..”

    • @sulfur_americium2993
      @sulfur_americium2993 4 роки тому +11

      No im literally going through a great depression right now, this will be the only good thing of my teenage years.

    • @Sandy359WW
      @Sandy359WW 4 роки тому +3

      @@sulfur_americium2993 same

    • @boitata2617
      @boitata2617 4 роки тому +4

      It's been 3 days and I am already thinking This

    • @leviporter7384
      @leviporter7384 4 роки тому +1

      We will actually probably be ashamed of ourselves for enjoying it so much. Lol

    • @user-hr6rb9ly3y
      @user-hr6rb9ly3y 3 роки тому +1

      1 year ago

  • @carltonleboss
    @carltonleboss Рік тому +7

    Pretty bad time to come back to this video

  • @Maria-____
    @Maria-____ 2 роки тому +6

    Me: *laughing in class*
    Teacher: whats so funny?
    My brain:

  • @lezzy2845
    @lezzy2845 4 роки тому +1659

    Ask this is how the Russian fought the nazi's.

  • @natejonson7036
    @natejonson7036 4 роки тому +1353

    Putin summoning comrade elmo army to assist in Area 51 raid 2019 (colorized)

  • @therealspeedwagon1451
    @therealspeedwagon1451 3 місяці тому +6

    RIP Elmo 😔 (he died attempting to take the city of Bakhmut)

  • @danielbenavides8287
    @danielbenavides8287 Рік тому +6

    aged like a fine wine

  • @polyangels
    @polyangels 4 роки тому +15407

    1940: I bet we'll have "Putin summons comrade Elmo" in the future
    2019: *Flying cars*

  • @guillealooo
    @guillealooo 4 роки тому +1728

    00:17 when you hit a slime in minecraft

    • @mathikakuka2.078
      @mathikakuka2.078 4 роки тому +3

      Aoyama Fujimi jejejejeje

    • @locked3199
      @locked3199 4 роки тому +1

      Hahaha

    • @Hexvamp
      @Hexvamp 4 роки тому +28

      0:36 all the little slimes attack

    • @D0r1ch
      @D0r1ch 4 роки тому +1

      Imao

    • @witrax2558
      @witrax2558 4 роки тому +1

      Pinche vídeo satisfactorio no puedo parar de repetirlo

  • @KKS-yw1cb
    @KKS-yw1cb 2 роки тому +7

    Me and my bros after having couple of drinks 0:39

  • @monkeeyboy0499
    @monkeeyboy0499 4 роки тому +26475

    UA-cam: hey here's Putin summoning comrade Elmo
    Me: *Watches without question*

  • @Quacktum
    @Quacktum 3 роки тому +4030

    *Russia: Our vaccine has no side effects*
    *Everyone a week later:*

  • @VillagerMan2006
    @VillagerMan2006 2 роки тому +5

    This is the WW3 weapon we should fear, forget Nuclear Weapons

  • @Daizz009
    @Daizz009 Рік тому +7

    When you get "positive" on covid test without studying

  • @shehlatabassum3582
    @shehlatabassum3582 3 роки тому +1434

    Kid dies in a brutal way:
    The Oompa Loompas: 0:23

    • @baguetteboiii4151
      @baguetteboiii4151 3 роки тому +24

      Underrated comment

    • @Retro_Skelo
      @Retro_Skelo 3 роки тому +8

      So true

    • @funiguy2219
      @funiguy2219 3 роки тому +18

      *spoiler alert for the end of wily wonka and the chocolate factory* that movie gave me actual nightmares, just because i didn't see the end, when all the kids came out alive

    • @baguetteboiii4151
      @baguetteboiii4151 3 роки тому +10

      @@funiguy2219 what do you mean "alive"? They were all dead

    • @artdinas8783
      @artdinas8783 3 роки тому +9

      @@baguetteboiii4151 they live

  • @nethercore9934
    @nethercore9934 4 роки тому +1624

    This... this is the quality content I came to enjoy.
    Excellent work comrade.

    • @madness6773
      @madness6773 4 роки тому +24

      quality content we* came to enjoy

  • @Evan-27
    @Evan-27 Рік тому +8

    Historians trying to figure out the 21st century :
    What the fu-

  • @carlosdeaustria4448
    @carlosdeaustria4448 2 роки тому +25

    Every day I wake up and see the news hoping I don’t see that Putin has summoned Comrade Elmo in the Ukrainian war.

  • @dumpertron1
    @dumpertron1 3 роки тому +1900

    Sesame Street sure has changed since I was a kid.

  • @seanbreen5346
    @seanbreen5346 4 роки тому +1214

    Guy At Area 51 Raid: Summons Commrade Elmo
    Area 51 Guards: my time has come

    • @abramlaroche3298
      @abramlaroche3298 4 роки тому +16

      Oh Neptune

    • @damiandark1341
      @damiandark1341 4 роки тому +15

      Don’t you get it elmo is trapped in Area 51 the Elmo’s have been kidnapped

    • @Lumine7350
      @Lumine7350 4 роки тому +11

      @@damiandark1341
      Let free out our fellow comrade

    • @dementional_rift7642
      @dementional_rift7642 4 роки тому +6

      "Oh my God"

    • @lucareali7645
      @lucareali7645 4 роки тому +12

      @@damiandark1341 resist elmo salvation is coming

  • @eddiemylove4460
    @eddiemylove4460 2 роки тому +3

    Teacher: Its time to go home!
    The whole classroom be like: 0:35

  • @wrpnewman
    @wrpnewman 3 місяці тому +3

    WE GOIN OUT TO SESAME STREET WITH THIS SONG 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @awe4772
    @awe4772 4 роки тому +14933

    You wasted your precious time on this earth to make this...
    It was worth it

    • @majimalover1
      @majimalover1 4 роки тому +95

      Then how is that a waste of time?

    • @FROG_0731
      @FROG_0731 4 роки тому +17

      no i dont

    • @majimalover1
      @majimalover1 4 роки тому +15

      @@FROG_0731 You don't really know how to use woosh, do you?

    • @killinfantsons3193
      @killinfantsons3193 4 роки тому +14

      No, it wasnt wasted

    • @laboon344
      @laboon344 4 роки тому +1

      @محمد الزعبي ummm backwards

  • @pokevyrus8726
    @pokevyrus8726 4 роки тому +1413

    So basically I heard my friend say “Elmo’s gonna dance for Motherland!”. So basically I searched it up.
    *So basically, I’m glad I have ears.*

    • @AquariusSubscribeToTechnoblade
      @AquariusSubscribeToTechnoblade 4 роки тому +21

      Same here, My Friend just be over here shouting at me "SEARCH UP ELMO DANCES FOR THE MOTHERLAND" in my ear. Thank God you have two ears.

    • @pokepwned
      @pokepwned 4 роки тому +26

      so basically

    • @RealCanadianGoose
      @RealCanadianGoose 4 роки тому +7

      Thank God you didn't say basically

    • @ceoofsoup4956
      @ceoofsoup4956 4 роки тому +4

      Poke Virus WE HAVE EARS

  • @z0ey_idk525
    @z0ey_idk525 2 роки тому +8

    The fact that I blasted this vid at full volume in the computer lab at school today

    • @Keurgui1
      @Keurgui1 9 місяців тому

      I sent this to the floral manager girl who works next to my Starbucks kiosk at the grocery store I work at
      Obviously the ultimate rizz to ensure my other guy coworker could shoot his shot :,)))

  • @kylelivingston7938
    @kylelivingston7938 2 роки тому +8

    This has aged like fine wine

  • @insanefanta8025
    @insanefanta8025 4 роки тому +1435

    Finally, the UA-cam recommendations are working correctly again!

  • @ItzDime
    @ItzDime 4 роки тому +1475

    I'm on that side of the internet again.

  • @robertalegria8112
    @robertalegria8112 Рік тому +4

    So this is the "Red Menace" I was told about huh? Lol

  • @deleted-test
    @deleted-test 8 місяців тому +5

    this aged fine

  • @kiradareaper1502
    @kiradareaper1502 4 роки тому +3127

    Cómo se pronuncia
    Antibacterial: * kills 99% of bacteria *
    1% of live bacteria
    0:17

    • @josemateo5459
      @josemateo5459 4 роки тому +30

      No se dice : mas bien vergaman, mas bien judio lan , naruto is hier

    • @psyknot6914
      @psyknot6914 4 роки тому +26

      blyautiful

    • @Ginca
      @Ginca 4 роки тому +7

      Inteligente

    • @Ginca
      @Ginca 4 роки тому +1

      @@josemateo5459 vergaa

    • @-sss-2832
      @-sss-2832 4 роки тому +1

      Destructor Del Noche *:DD*

  • @MeVMaH
    @MeVMaH 4 роки тому +2137

    As Russian I can confirm this footage. Can't wait when elmos will come to OUR town.

    • @rainbow_maker
      @rainbow_maker 4 роки тому +28

      Мирный атом [FlackSaw] dont you mean ,
      As a Russian **we** can confirm this footage.

    • @MeVMaH
      @MeVMaH 4 роки тому +36

      @@rainbow_maker please, I did a mistake, don't tell this to anybody. I don't want back to gulag.

    • @rainbow_maker
      @rainbow_maker 4 роки тому +11

      Мирный атом [FlackSaw] dont let us catch you doing that again

    • @MeVMaH
      @MeVMaH 4 роки тому +10

      @@rainbow_maker Never ever sir 🙁7

    • @mas532
      @mas532 4 роки тому +6

      We*

  • @unitgamex2972
    @unitgamex2972 2 роки тому +17

    What a perfect time to watch…

  • @samgoplayz6448
    @samgoplayz6448 2 роки тому +3

    elmo just spawn his shadow clones just to dance for the motherland.

  • @everyoneelse4458
    @everyoneelse4458 4 роки тому +4650

    Doctor: You have 30 seconds to live
    Me: But the video is 49 seconds
    Stalin: We allow it

  • @mrmonke1328
    @mrmonke1328 4 роки тому +1076

    Kid: **Drowns and dies in chocolate**
    Oompa Loompas: 0:23

    • @catpen672
      @catpen672 4 роки тому +2

      Captain Carl from peewees playhouse lol

    • @cubecute4514
      @cubecute4514 4 роки тому +8

      Xd te mamastes

    • @evemacenat1549
      @evemacenat1549 4 роки тому +1

      Captain Carl from peewees playhouse you actually waste your time watching Charlie and the chocolate factor

    • @catpen672
      @catpen672 4 роки тому +2

      Slamdunk Butcher the sequel is now a factor?

    • @chocolateeaf5949
      @chocolateeaf5949 4 роки тому +2

      @@cubecute4514 No se que dijiste pero te mamaste bro v:

  • @mmaaxx832
    @mmaaxx832 Рік тому +4

    UA-cam: Lets recommend this guy elmo dancing to a russian song about smoking drugs :D

  • @MasterMonology
    @MasterMonology 2 роки тому +152

    Let's hope Elmo stays in Russia and doesn't march into Ukraine

    • @stargamer7576
      @stargamer7576 2 роки тому +25

      He will and claim back Soviet territory to build back the Soviet Union

    • @Mybraincantthinkofagooduser
      @Mybraincantthinkofagooduser 2 роки тому +22

      Too late, Ukraine is already surrounded by dozens of comrade elmo

  • @warfaresmemes7172
    @warfaresmemes7172 4 роки тому +1642

    America: I fear no man
    America: But that thing...
    *Comrade elmo*
    America: It scares me...

  • @aguy3376
    @aguy3376 3 роки тому +3254

    Everyone gangster until Elmo dances for the motherland.

  • @DavidMcDoodle
    @DavidMcDoodle Рік тому +3

    Me and the boys when we see a Healthy and Loving Couple from a Mile away:

  • @Alextheslayer_YT
    @Alextheslayer_YT 10 місяців тому +3

    There is Elmo and then there is is this

  • @hemorrhoid5727
    @hemorrhoid5727 4 роки тому +492

    0:36 Ladies and Gentleblyats...
    Our backup for Area 51

    • @killstrike-zn1lv
      @killstrike-zn1lv 4 роки тому +13

      Perfect.

    • @anondude4684
      @anondude4684 4 роки тому +7

      No one will stop us now!

    • @keegandejesus5259
      @keegandejesus5259 4 роки тому +6

      another guy on Earth *300k people proceeds to Naruto run and dodge bullets*

    • @Nara-mw3by
      @Nara-mw3by 4 роки тому +2

      I'll get the beautiful ponies awhile for the Homestucks

    • @lordandsaviourmatt.2906
      @lordandsaviourmatt.2906 4 роки тому +5

      The Naruto runners are nothing my money is on comrade elmo

  • @justachickennugget1625
    @justachickennugget1625 4 роки тому +9989

    Girls lockerroom: Did you guys know Stacy lost her bra?
    Boys lockerroom:

    • @nasaspacerock3398
      @nasaspacerock3398 4 роки тому +500

      wtf how does anyone even lose a bra

    • @nednoble1030
      @nednoble1030 4 роки тому +33

      Yos

    • @novazo1
      @novazo1 4 роки тому +459

      @@nasaspacerock3398 because I stole it. Now I can pretend to fall on Stacy in the hallway just to squeeze her tits. *Starts creeper laugh*

    • @2muchfig
      @2muchfig 4 роки тому +202

      Chicken nugget it happens a lot actually, I’m a living witness of a panty war inside of the girls lockerroom.

    • @xirensixseo
      @xirensixseo 4 роки тому +116

      @@2muchfig what the hell, bras are expensive tho

  • @bestgamerjj2840
    @bestgamerjj2840 2 роки тому +8

    Putin’s secret weapon

  • @safwanahmed7296
    @safwanahmed7296 Рік тому +5

    The fact that we search this up

  • @t.j.hartung7245
    @t.j.hartung7245 4 роки тому +1059

    Teacher: what’s so funny
    Me: nothing
    Also me: (this video)

    • @sticksidk
      @sticksidk 4 роки тому

      T.J. 23 can you sub to me i sub to you

    • @user-uq9bp6ql1b
      @user-uq9bp6ql1b 4 роки тому +1

      Хех. Смещьно

    • @t.j.hartung7245
      @t.j.hartung7245 4 роки тому +1

      Thank you guys so much for 1k 🙌🏼

  • @PeepsMichael
    @PeepsMichael 4 роки тому +1143

    I hate how this video has a lot of quality in it. The most highest quality of shitposts of all of UA-cam.

  • @evilmex1962
    @evilmex1962 Рік тому +9

    Moscow after referendums:

  • @JustChillingNahhhhMean
    @JustChillingNahhhhMean Рік тому +4

    I hope Elmo is safe in this conflict

  • @spooks7108
    @spooks7108 4 роки тому +6310

    Anyone who disliked this video is a threat to the motherland

    • @salvo7204
      @salvo7204 4 роки тому +129

      Someone: Dislikes this video
      Me and the boys: 0:17

    • @USSR413
      @USSR413 4 роки тому +13

      Ха-ха забавно

    • @LuisSanchez-oo6he
      @LuisSanchez-oo6he 4 роки тому +28

      The motherland has no threats

    • @thotslayer7434
      @thotslayer7434 4 роки тому +6

      FOR THE MOTHERLAAAAND

    • @andylynx007
      @andylynx007 4 роки тому +8

      Send them to gulag comrade

  • @shxvl
    @shxvl 4 роки тому +2890

    No one:
    UA-cam, crawling from a dark alley corner: psst hey. Wanna see something cool?

    • @eluchyn
      @eluchyn 4 роки тому +37

      That's how I imagine every odd youtube recommendation, thank you for visualizing that.

    • @skaffatar7664
      @skaffatar7664 4 роки тому +17

      Finally an original way to say "welcome to a new episode of why is this in my recommended"

    • @kaitlynlowe443
      @kaitlynlowe443 4 роки тому +1

      Exactly

    • @lilotaku2236
      @lilotaku2236 4 роки тому +1

      Facts

    • @bloodcatstudios6426
      @bloodcatstudios6426 4 роки тому +1

      le xa 420 likes

  • @tomasfabiano9949
    @tomasfabiano9949 Рік тому +3

    Funny thing: Elmo maybe was parodying Boris Yeltsin when he was riding a tank in the urss times

  • @fousca
    @fousca 2 роки тому +7

    This says a lot about today's situation

  • @cherry-berry4048
    @cherry-berry4048 4 роки тому +1146

    Some Facts:
    Im Russian,
    This song is about drugs,
    My Pet Bear is going to eat me.

  • @ElectricPeaPlayz
    @ElectricPeaPlayz 4 роки тому +1432

    “Why do you have dogs all over your Minecraft house?”
    *gets hit*
    My Minecraft dogs: 0:36

    • @zaydenthebaconhair8924
      @zaydenthebaconhair8924 3 роки тому +5

      Infinite

    • @vin6665
      @vin6665 3 роки тому +1

      Your right, also you don't have to be sad or scared if you hit one of your dog

    • @snaicproductions
      @snaicproductions 3 роки тому +4

      I’m Your Biological Brother pretty sure they meant someone in their house in mine craft asked them why they have so many dogs and accidentally hit them so the dogs chased the person who asked why

    • @ElectricPeaPlayz
      @ElectricPeaPlayz 3 роки тому

      Where are the beans?!
      I mean it as
      On the roof
      On the lawn
      On the sofas
      On the chests
      On the fences

    • @snaicproductions
      @snaicproductions 3 роки тому

      ElectricPeaPlayz Maybe you should change it to so many dogs in my property since some of them are out of the house

  • @gugus_d
    @gugus_d Рік тому +2

    NATO: we have an army
    Russia: we have comrade Elmo

  • @heartex891
    @heartex891 2 роки тому +9

    Watching this in 2022:

  • @trickycfn943
    @trickycfn943 4 роки тому +1751

    Me : Closes eyes in the shower for 0.000001 seconds.
    The demons coming to kill me : 0:40

  • @TheSlopMeister
    @TheSlopMeister 4 роки тому +3087

    “Avengers endgame was the most thrilling sequel”
    Elmo: *держи мою водку товарищ*

  • @Joe14876
    @Joe14876 2 роки тому +3

    Looks like elmo gonna dance for the motherland again

  • @CrimsonNick171
    @CrimsonNick171 4 місяці тому +3

    Jacksepticeye: "Glory Greatest Country! Make us proud!"
    - Papers Please

  • @berkegenc6710
    @berkegenc6710 4 роки тому +887

    1960s We need the stop cominism
    2019 Comrade Elmo