MAFIA 3: VITO SHUTS DOWN CASSANDRA

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  • Опубліковано 22 сер 2024
  • SHUT THE FUCK UP CASSANDRA

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  • @JoseRivera-lx3fk
    @JoseRivera-lx3fk 4 роки тому +1075

    Vito is so professional even after he doesn’t get a district he still defends Lincoln

    • @prince.k2783
      @prince.k2783 4 роки тому +82

      Jose Rivera Idk if it has anything to do with it, but Vito already has 2 districts in this guy’s play through (u can see the number when choosing who to give). Maybe he’d act more bitter if he had like 1 or none at all.

    • @alessiobenvenuto5159
      @alessiobenvenuto5159 4 роки тому +20

      @@prince.k2783 It does change, yes.

    • @miraculousmememaker2986
      @miraculousmememaker2986 4 роки тому +37

      Might be because he knows not to get salty at his boss from the second game (the best one in my opinion)

    • @banksygrafittiisourweapon6420
      @banksygrafittiisourweapon6420 4 роки тому +36

      The fact that in a crime organization there are rules and averyone has its own rank etc makes Vito not to be greedy and accept his role in the gang.

    • @stoneharper7038
      @stoneharper7038 2 роки тому +58

      I had a meeting once with the 3 of them and Burke was really pissed because I kept giving Vito the districts and at one point Vito actually told me to give Burke the district in order to avoid conflict. Dude was the only smart one of the crew

  • @038Nik
    @038Nik 6 років тому +1219

    Burke singing / fresh bucatini.
    Decisions decisions...

  • @demeaningrope0329
    @demeaningrope0329 4 роки тому +333

    Vito: bucatini
    Burke: sings a nation once again
    Cassandra: bitches and complains
    Vito or burke?

    • @MaxTeky
      @MaxTeky  4 роки тому +58

      Burke is a real homie but Vito's my man

    • @eastsidejugga948
      @eastsidejugga948 3 роки тому

      They all bitch nd complain wen u dont give them a turf?

    • @dcastillo1503
      @dcastillo1503 3 роки тому +7

      @@eastsidejugga948 not Vito all the f-ing time.

    • @eastsidejugga948
      @eastsidejugga948 3 роки тому +2

      @@dcastillo1503 he do gtf🛌🏾

    • @user-bz9is1fq8x
      @user-bz9is1fq8x 2 роки тому +6

      Cassandra: I’m black too

  • @jeyjeydirty
    @jeyjeydirty 6 років тому +1895

    After hearing Vito and Cassandras' argument: hmmm
    After hearing Burke's beautiful voice: THIS ONE IS ALL YOURS BURKE

  • @everyonesaidmynamewasstupi3713
    @everyonesaidmynamewasstupi3713 7 років тому +933

    Hmmm who do I choose?
    Burke: *sings*
    Say no more

    • @graphzit7159
      @graphzit7159 3 роки тому +11

      Two word argument Vito's Bucatini.
      I rest my case.

    • @ArthurCallahanSolos
      @ArthurCallahanSolos 2 роки тому +5

      @@graphzit7159 omg the best 👌

    • @forest6498
      @forest6498 4 місяці тому +2

      AAAAA NATION ONCE AGAAAAAAIN, AAAAAA NATION ONCE AGAAAAAAAIN

  • @patyoung1536
    @patyoung1536 7 років тому +1217

    I like how during a debate on who gets to run a city district Burke just sings. X3

    • @trk4973
      @trk4973 7 років тому +116

      Pat Young that's why he got it

    • @ComicWriter-ml3qt
      @ComicWriter-ml3qt 6 років тому +32

      Pat Young I ducking love that Irish drunk

    • @MrLolx2u
      @MrLolx2u 6 років тому +7

      He would only sing if you give him tons of territory before hand thus he's not much altered when you did not give him that territory.

    • @beertlont776
      @beertlont776 Рік тому +3

      @@MrLolx2u I know this comment is old but you can see that burk only has 1 territory in this gameplay and he still sings.

  • @swearingenarchive3681
    @swearingenarchive3681 6 років тому +863

    With Vito’s slumped posture, smooth hand gestures, and classy mob fedora, who wouldn’t give him it all?

    • @FvckSosaa
      @FvckSosaa 6 років тому +18

      True mate

    • @Reagan1984
      @Reagan1984 5 років тому +56

      Don't forget the fresh bucatini.

    • @MC-ru3pm
      @MC-ru3pm 4 роки тому +1

      @حج yea lol me too

    • @prince.k2783
      @prince.k2783 4 роки тому +12

      Capt. Soap McTavish And I believe Vito produces the most kick back out of all the underbosses if given all districts. Neither Burke nor Cas (with all districts) earns as much as him.

    • @ArthurCallahanSolos
      @ArthurCallahanSolos 2 роки тому +2

      @@prince.k2783 yep he does that's why I like him. He also gives u max health and everything

  • @Eyebrows842
    @Eyebrows842 6 років тому +1171

    Litterally Cassandra's biggest arguments are we both black

    • @TheRaioliveira10
      @TheRaioliveira10 5 років тому +246

      Pretty much every SJW in the World.

    • @SYNCERE1221
      @SYNCERE1221 4 роки тому +7

      @@TheRaioliveira10 hmm I spell bacon which back did it come off yours or ya buddy....WSB

    • @reeceburns8077
      @reeceburns8077 4 роки тому +60

      Yeah that's why I couldn't stand her "yes I get it you're black it wasn't a great time for your people then I've heard it a million times"

    • @Tony-eq1hi
      @Tony-eq1hi 4 роки тому +50

      plus lincon is 50% dominican 50% italian so........

    • @berserkerchannel6238
      @berserkerchannel6238 4 роки тому +15

      Burk argument singing😂

  • @rabbit3734
    @rabbit3734 6 років тому +330

    No fresh bucatini for Cassandra

  • @brolyonsome3963
    @brolyonsome3963 6 років тому +1226

    Choosing Districts:
    Vito: 75%
    Burke: 25%
    Cassandra: 0%

    • @Lich--557
      @Lich--557 4 роки тому +28

      @Mitchell Hart Same. She's a greedy bitch.

    • @alexmercer5414
      @alexmercer5414 4 роки тому +34

      I couldn't just leave her out like that so i gave her 40%

    • @Lich--557
      @Lich--557 4 роки тому +40

      @@alexmercer5414 At first I gave her only Barclay. From then on every time I restarted the game I killed her.

    • @HelloWorld-xd5mi
      @HelloWorld-xd5mi 4 роки тому +9

      Guys Cassandra isn't that bad, Burke's an asshole

    • @14TND88
      @14TND88 4 роки тому +38

      Hello World but Burke has a reason to be an asshole, he’s in it the same reason Lincoln is, to kill marcono. I’m sure if Burke was in his younger days he’d be on a holy crusade just like Lincoln. Hell if my son was killed I’d do the same thing.

  • @tombstonesoda2767
    @tombstonesoda2767 7 років тому +323

    To win over The powerful mob boss Lincoln Clay. Burke sings to soothe his nerves

    • @barroldtrumboma9162
      @barroldtrumboma9162 6 років тому +5

      Tombstone is the perk you need To survive Nothing is better then some fresh Bucatini.

  • @lukeharper8231
    @lukeharper8231 7 років тому +1960

    I hated Cassandra so much, worst character in the mafia series. Always whining and complaining.

    • @christiandavis7870
      @christiandavis7870 7 років тому +28

      Max Teky lol she giving me that power to the nonsense when all just trying make money

    • @JP-kr8kq
      @JP-kr8kq 7 років тому +19

      luke harper if you kill Cassandra then where do you buy your guns from

    • @MaxTeky
      @MaxTeky  7 років тому +208

      The weapon supplier will still come.

    • @therebelreaper1486
      @therebelreaper1486 7 років тому +99

      there is no reason to keep her

    • @MJordanrocks2002
      @MJordanrocks2002 7 років тому +230

      luke harper worse thing is if you give her the city she destroys the whole fucking thing

  • @Sxm_8
    @Sxm_8 7 років тому +405

    I gave that district to Burke just because of the singing

    • @Jon92254
      @Jon92254 7 років тому +2

      Czechin
      I would too

    • @Sxm_8
      @Sxm_8 7 років тому +31

      Vito was just staring at Burke when he was singing like the fuck 😅

    • @MariusBoss11458
      @MariusBoss11458 3 роки тому

      Dammit! Why didn't i gave him one when I played? All i did was skip the singing.

  • @1218Draco
    @1218Draco 7 років тому +119

    *hears Burke sing, throws bouquets of flowers with thunderous applause*

  • @bestrussianjaxfromrussia181
    @bestrussianjaxfromrussia181 7 років тому +353

    Would be nice if Vito actually looked at Cassandra; stares at Lincoln while insulting someone else

    • @MaxTeky
      @MaxTeky  7 років тому +139

      Yeah, it looks retarded.
      It's because the developers are a bunch of lazy shits.

    • @jamesmedina5879
      @jamesmedina5879 7 років тому +12

      Max Teky Well, that's waht happens when Capitolisim takes over the gaming industry...

    • @SergeantExtreme
      @SergeantExtreme 6 років тому +57

      +James Medina
      Without Capitalism, there would be no gaming industry.

    • @Aragonstar
      @Aragonstar 6 років тому +15

      "A-am i doing it right lincon?" he lookin for approval poor boy

    • @Phelps-1247
      @Phelps-1247 5 років тому +12

      He's actually turning his head between them constanly. I'm sure you'd notice if you stopped your whining, both of ya.

  • @dnd6996
    @dnd6996 6 років тому +116

    Legit Burke and Vito r the best 😂 Fresh Bucatini and a Irish man that sings I’m keeping both lol

  • @chrishess5526
    @chrishess5526 4 роки тому +104

    I love how Burke is singing away and Vito is just looking at him the whole time like The fuck are doing? How drunk are you right now?

    • @kevinforslund52
      @kevinforslund52 2 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @DepressedCrow
      @DepressedCrow 2 роки тому +6

      he's Irish, I'm pretty sure 37% of his blood is whiskey

    • @jokerknight1247
      @jokerknight1247 2 роки тому +4

      @@DepressedCrow yes, this goes for most Irish people. I’m Irish as well so I can confirm this

  • @MrKrossix
    @MrKrossix 7 років тому +95

    Alright, then. Burke? What can you bring to the table? Why should I assign the district to you? Go! Aaaaaaa Naaaaaaatioonnn once agaain....... Aaaaaaa naaaaation once again!

  • @MistyBriarton_
    @MistyBriarton_ 2 роки тому +20

    Burke: {Singing}
    Lincoln: "This one's all you, Burke".

  • @hefik8689
    @hefik8689 6 років тому +45

    1:24 that Vito looking on Burke like on a psycho xd

  • @dani._ii-tube
    @dani._ii-tube 3 роки тому +41

    Cassandra and Vito: I kinda deserve the district
    Burke: A NATION ONCE AGAIN

  • @apollyon0478
    @apollyon0478 5 років тому +13

    Vito is very calm and is the only person not forcing Lincoln to give him the district, yet does self promote in a very polite way

  • @chillydawn3365
    @chillydawn3365 6 років тому +40

    After that song, it's an automatic that Burke gets it

  • @captainazrale4404
    @captainazrale4404 7 років тому +96

    "Y'all don't have to like the decisions I make. And to be honest, your egos are the least of my fucking concerns. Way I see it, you fall in line or you fallout together. Now let's make some fucking money"
    Clay just roasted everyone.

    • @barroldtrumboma9162
      @barroldtrumboma9162 6 років тому +6

      Noice Gamer That's not how a roast works... also it only applied to Cassandra.

  • @dredgenheresy
    @dredgenheresy 6 років тому +50

    they should have made the bayou into a district cause thats one hell of a profitable racket right there

  • @JusNmyWORLD
    @JusNmyWORLD 6 років тому +41

    Damn this games get me. I thought for sure ppl had a bias of a black woman running things. After playing the game a couple times through i still kept her around, but boy she sure didnt make it easy on a brotha. Then Lincoln meets Roxy and i instantly thought i could replace Cassondra with her lol

  • @latinobunny9882
    @latinobunny9882 6 років тому +131

    Although I believe the city should be split between Vito and Burke, I think the better ending is Burke and Cassandra dying, and giving Vito all 6 districts (7, if you include River Row), then leaving the city and allowing Vito to takeover. Here are my reasons why:
    1. Burke has cancer, so he's gonna die anyway, and Cassandra was a cunt who acted so entitled, she didn't deserve anything, not even Delray Hollow, the only reason she claimed the Hollow was because there was no one else we could turn to, plus, she got Sammy and Ellis killed, Danny got caught in the crossfire, and the rest of the Black Mob were dismantled.
    2. The city is pretty much how it was before Sal Marcano removed Sammy and Burke from power. Pointe Verdun rightfully belongs to the Irish. Since the Black Mob was wiped out and its remaining members joined the Haitians, I guess the Hollow rightfully belongs to the Haitians. Since Vito is full Italian and made, he'd be able to run a whole Italian crime family, since all 7 districts had Italian control, before Marcano made Pointe Verdun #8, it would make sense for Vito to control all 7 as well.
    3. The Haitians never kicked up to the Commission, so I'd assume the Irish didn't as well. Under Vito's control, he's able to smooth things over with them, because of his connections to them, and because he was made, so no doubt he kicked up to them.
    4. Burke and Cassandra ultimately lead the city to utter doom. Cassandra has the city abandoned and destroyed, the U.S. government removes all funding for the city, and after a Hurricane hit the city, it was left in a mess. Burke gets himself killed, and no one stays in power for more than a month.

    • @MaxTeky
      @MaxTeky  6 років тому +48

      Agreed, I liked Burke a lot but ultimately he was a massive fuck-up.
      Scaletta all the way.

    • @walu352
      @walu352 6 років тому +15

      If you pick Burke the game tells you that he gets his liver transfered and he lives long and well. So his cancer isnt actually a problem

    • @latinobunny9882
      @latinobunny9882 6 років тому +6

      Max Teky Of course, to do right by Vito, we should complete his side mission, keep all racket informants and bosses alive for him, and do Alma's side mission to completely max out his racket earnings.

    • @latinobunny9882
      @latinobunny9882 6 років тому +24

      @@walu352 1. Burke ultimately gets himself killed nearly 2 decades later.
      2. Maguire never mentioned if Burke still got the transplant after Lincoln, Cassandra, or Vito takeover.

    • @genghiskahn1989
      @genghiskahn1989 4 роки тому +2

      @@walu352 he didn't have cancer he just had a bad liver.

  • @MM-vs2et
    @MM-vs2et 6 років тому +47

    Seriously, I gave that district to Burke when I played it too, just because he sang that song

    • @MariusBoss11458
      @MariusBoss11458 3 роки тому

      If i Did that in my first Playthrough i think she would have betrayed me.

  • @TravisLoneWolfWalsh
    @TravisLoneWolfWalsh 7 років тому +140

    My Loyalty always was to Burke and Vito
    me and Vito go all the way back to Empire bay ( Mafia 2 reference) and as for Burke well I can stab a fellow Irishman in the back

    • @Phelps-1247
      @Phelps-1247 6 років тому +9

      Travis Walsh i can stab him too

    • @guywithphone9222
      @guywithphone9222 5 років тому +7

      @@Phelps-1247 officer phelps for your behavior you have been demoted to the arson desk on a impending evaluation

    • @Phelps-1247
      @Phelps-1247 5 років тому +5

      @@guywithphone9222 But sir, Burke was nothing but a common criminal!

  • @toha1729
    @toha1729 Рік тому +12

    0% Haitians
    25% Irish whiskey
    75% Vito's Bucatini

  • @Hey_its_0nyx
    @Hey_its_0nyx 3 роки тому +8

    I like to split the districts evenly but i still have biases.
    Vito: The nicer more upright fancy places.
    Burke: The shabbier but more populated places.
    Cassandra: whatever shitholes i have left to give out

  • @jaytales4243
    @jaytales4243 6 років тому +13

    Of course he picked Burke, the singing always works 😂

  • @jackiej6233
    @jackiej6233 4 роки тому +4

    Vito out here calling out simping before it even has a proper name.

  • @ericfarrar9185
    @ericfarrar9185 4 роки тому +9

    See that’s why I believe in fairness that’s why being that I played Mafia III twice I always ended up with all three of them still standing because as a leader if I was in Lincoln’s shoes I would have been fair and equal with all three of them but that’s just the way I see it, to each ones own

    • @XZagatoX
      @XZagatoX 3 роки тому +5

      Nah you're correct. Most gamers just have poor people skills and leadership, and are unable to be objective. Cassandra literally brings the guns in, of course you'd want to keep her as a mob boss

    • @ArthurCallahanSolos
      @ArthurCallahanSolos 2 роки тому

      @@XZagatoX not really vito does also. And he has the best gunman in the game

  • @dogfrogextreme1980
    @dogfrogextreme1980 5 років тому +15

    Vito:*understanding*
    Bruke:*funny*
    Cassandra:GiVe mE tHe DiStRiCtS

  • @ri0tmaniac242
    @ri0tmaniac242 3 роки тому +8

    Only right ending is all districts towards Vito

  • @draxcir
    @draxcir 6 років тому +71

    Cassandra was annoying. I was never black enough for her and she never had enough districts. I gave them all equal territories and chose to leave the city. The game gave cassandra the throne for some reason. Her ending was trash. Just goes to war with everyone. If the game didn’t have so many glitches and the taking over districts wasn’t so repetitive and drawn out I would play it all over and give everything to Vito. This game had a lot of potential. Loved the graphics, themes, and shooting mechanics. But the glitches and nonsensical plot made it subpar.

    • @atgmai
      @atgmai 4 роки тому +2

      I'd have to say, I know this comment is 2 years old but I actually really liked the plot. It was cool to see a Vietnam vet get turned on by the mafia and then create his own mob by taking down the guys who betrayed him. I think whoever gets the city is the one you do the most favors for, i.e. side quests for the characters. Or if no sidequests are done it might be random.
      In any case, the game becomes bad when you do the most repetitive shit ever by doing district after districts missions. Falls short only because of that though.

    • @draxcir
      @draxcir 4 роки тому +1

      InbredAlt to each his own. Respect the opinion. I’m interested to get the remastered of part 1 since I never played it.

    • @russman3149
      @russman3149 3 роки тому +1

      Same happened with me

    • @b.c.102
      @b.c.102 3 роки тому

      @@atgmai It's either whoever gets the most districts, or if they're tied which one has the most money, iirc.

  • @slumpsenju7849
    @slumpsenju7849 4 роки тому +5

    Nobody:
    ABSOLUTELY NOBODY:
    Burke: A NATION ONCEEEE AGAINNNN

  • @Antimanele104
    @Antimanele104 Рік тому +4

    Lincoln's ultimate comeback to Cassandra's mumbling about the black people being oppressed:
    *You are aware I am also black, right?*

  • @Miltypooh2001
    @Miltypooh2001 Рік тому +4

    Cassandra: give me the district and we'll make life for black folk better (for her).
    Burke: give me a district and we'll make America great again.
    Vito: give me a district and I'll whop up some fresh bucatini for you

    • @MaxTeky
      @MaxTeky  Рік тому

      Bucatini, every time.

    • @toha1729
      @toha1729 Рік тому

      0% Haitians
      25% Irish whiskey
      75% Vito's Bucatini

  • @HuskyGamersUNITE
    @HuskyGamersUNITE 4 роки тому +8

    The game implies it this way:
    Cassandra: Delray Hollows, Barclay Mills, Frisco Fields.
    Burke: Pointe Verdun, Tickfaw Harbor, Southdowns.
    Vito: River Row, Downtown, French Ward.

    • @jaysonfigueroa6075
      @jaysonfigueroa6075 4 роки тому +8

      No, I remember giving Vito downtown in one of my playthroughs and he sounded confused and said something like "downtown? I never liked the 9-5 type of people, but their money is as good as anyones"...

  • @RogueAmendiaresyourgirl
    @RogueAmendiaresyourgirl Рік тому +5

    Now I'm imagining that Lincoln is singing "Chocolate Salty Balls" from South Park to Cassandra and I can't stop laughing.

  • @ColdNumbzThePain
    @ColdNumbzThePain 4 роки тому +8

    Everyone: Marcano
    Cassandra: Ma-ka-na
    😐 🤨 🤨 🤔

    • @Queen-ut1dy
      @Queen-ut1dy 4 роки тому +1

      @Ave Republic!
      Wow stereotyping is SOO original

    • @eastsidejugga948
      @eastsidejugga948 3 роки тому +1

      @Vladimir Putoein ur dumb asf LFMAOAOAOA

  • @Isaacisaperson4677
    @Isaacisaperson4677 Рік тому +4

    Love how Cassandra's whole argument is about how Scaletta is bad when it's clearly gonna go to Bruce.

  • @leeeverett21
    @leeeverett21 6 років тому +8

    I try keep everything fair
    Vitos reward: m60
    Cassandra. Reward: rpg
    Me: i could use the rpg for cars but also i can use the m60 to mow down the Southern union

  • @b3at2
    @b3at2 6 років тому +22

    I kept her around as she had the second most powerfull perks.. gun runner ammo and vito had the hit team.. and mob doctor. Vito has the best perks. I never managed to max his perks out though.

    • @Yetiman428
      @Yetiman428 6 років тому +1

      JRLM to really max out anyone’s you’ll have to get rid of another underboss, give and take

  • @blahblah8795
    @blahblah8795 6 років тому +8

    She didn't want Vito to get that strap 😭😭😭

  • @WuTangClan-og5ml
    @WuTangClan-og5ml 9 місяців тому +3

    God I love Vito and love he shuts her up like a boss

    • @MaxTeky
      @MaxTeky  9 місяців тому +1

      Vito unironically is the best thing about Mafia 3

  • @warhawk638
    @warhawk638 6 років тому +17

    How to get a district: Sing “A Nation Once Again.” Or make some fresh bucatini.

  • @sovietvodkax5598
    @sovietvodkax5598 6 років тому +17

    Vito Is the boss

  • @Wirelo
    @Wirelo 6 років тому +76

    This game's story isnt bad, I like Mafia 2 more but hey, its just my opinion, I think that developers were lazy while making Mafia 3

    • @thevideocommenter3061
      @thevideocommenter3061 6 років тому +17

      A lot of potential wasted in this game...

    • @uzivatelyt5104
      @uzivatelyt5104 6 років тому +2

      Vortelaris I like all mafies

    • @cheehongng7554
      @cheehongng7554 6 років тому +2

      Mafia 2 developers worked hard and paid attention to details whilst Mafia 3 developers.... 😏😏😏

    • @TRG_real
      @TRG_real 5 років тому

      @Robert Kööp Graphics don't make a game.

    • @TRG_real
      @TRG_real 5 років тому

      @Robert Kööp My comment was made 6 days ago of course i do now understand what you originally meant to say

  • @HalfGoodGamer
    @HalfGoodGamer 3 роки тому +2

    Lincoln could walk into a bank with hunting knife and a bad mood and Come out with no cops because they know they either die or shit themselves

  • @rayenbadis9058
    @rayenbadis9058 7 років тому +11

    when Vito tells Cassandra u shoulda put the windows XP shutdown sojnd

  • @MaCabaret
    @MaCabaret 25 днів тому +1

    Vito: make the right choice here and I’ll whip up some fresh bucatini for you
    Me: well that’s an offer I can’t refuse

  • @Tony-eq1hi
    @Tony-eq1hi 4 роки тому +5

    best "split" 100% to vito

  • @david-ioanrosa2290
    @david-ioanrosa2290 7 років тому +20

    I killed the Cassandra so=))

  • @mcj2219
    @mcj2219 4 роки тому +4

    Video: about Cassandra
    Category: Pets

  • @EdgarMunson
    @EdgarMunson 7 місяців тому +4

    A NATION ONCE AGAIN🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

  • @thisiscaseysaccount3242
    @thisiscaseysaccount3242 5 років тому +4

    Burke is the most likeable character besides Vito

    • @thisiscaseysaccount3242
      @thisiscaseysaccount3242 4 роки тому

      Spiros Pa True but he just seems like a smartass who thinks he’s all that. I just got that vibe. But Burke is likeable because how much a father type he is

    • @alternatereality7301
      @alternatereality7301 4 роки тому +2

      What? hes annoying whining crying piece of shi..t

  • @R_Yumad
    @R_Yumad 5 років тому +2

    Fresh Bucatini vs A drunk Irishman singing. Even telltale didn't give the players such a hard choice.

  • @drewellis95
    @drewellis95 3 місяці тому +3

    Vito and Cassandra arguing
    Meanwhile
    1:11

  • @Chicken_Wing91
    @Chicken_Wing91 Рік тому +2

    Never turn down good Bucatini

  • @greytuesday28
    @greytuesday28 10 місяців тому +1

    Bruh who wouldn't give Burke a district after that belter of a song? 😂

  • @The_Drunken_Scotsman
    @The_Drunken_Scotsman 20 днів тому +1

    Imagine Burke at a job interview ?
    So, Mister Burke, why do you want this position ?
    Burke: A NATION ONCE AGAIN!!

    • @MaxTeky
      @MaxTeky  20 днів тому +1

      Instantly hired

  • @jamishmcquo7590
    @jamishmcquo7590 6 років тому +4

    *slam*
    *slam*
    *table leg breaks*

  • @alchemist9551
    @alchemist9551 5 років тому +1

    Silence- Now let's go make some fucking money
    Lincoln- walks out

  • @armechaia4646
    @armechaia4646 3 роки тому +3

    Im honestly surprised none of the underbosses told Burke to shut up, guess they can recognise true talent

  • @MayGamiing
    @MayGamiing 3 роки тому +2

    I still remember Joe and Vito stealing on Jewelry Store trying to run from a fucking Police . .

  • @kentuckyfriedchildren5385
    @kentuckyfriedchildren5385 5 років тому +3

    gotta have that *_f r e s h b u c a t i n i_*

  • @michaelmccarthy579
    @michaelmccarthy579 4 роки тому +2

    Out of all the endings of your 3 lieutenants Vito's the only one who actually keeps the city from burnin to the fuckin ground. He also makes you hella bank. Burke doesn't give a fuck because he's dyin and Cassandra is a salty bitch so Vito is the only one left and he actually has expeirance and wants to keep things working.

    • @ArthurCallahanSolos
      @ArthurCallahanSolos 2 роки тому

      Acc if Burke is alive at the end. He will still live for another 16 yrs

    • @michaelmccarthy579
      @michaelmccarthy579 2 роки тому

      @@ArthurCallahanSolos I know cause of that experimental treatment or whatever, but he still ends up gettin shot or somethin right? My first playthrough I distributed everything equally and it made my money shit. Then the second time I gave everything to Vito tryin to get that opposite achievement, but Burke still survived. (Coincidentally) I looked it up. It was because I did one or two of his side missions. But with Vito ownin everything I was makin like 3 or 4 times the original score than my first playthrough.

  • @chris_player2
    @chris_player2 Місяць тому

    Burke: *(sings a few bars of A Nation Once Again)*
    love the subtitles 😂

  • @shiftytown9543
    @shiftytown9543 6 років тому +3

    going for the “Just You and Me” trophy and killing Burke was so fucking sad i didn’t wanna do it

  • @dulizardglasses3170
    @dulizardglasses3170 2 роки тому +3

    I feel like burke and Vito are the best options.
    Cassandra can run a few districts but burke and Vito are far better options

  • @bigred6884
    @bigred6884 4 роки тому +1

    I like how when Lincoln was laying down the law Vito was in the back nodding when everyone got frustrated

  • @stiskavac
    @stiskavac 4 місяці тому +2

    I never liked Cassandra. I understand she probably never truly forgave Lincoln for what he did to the Haitians but even when I gave her territory and did side missions for her she always sounded ungrateful and disrespectful.
    Burk may be a brute but he was always grateful for what he was given.
    Vito was the biggest gentleman so he got the most turf.

  • @themanager3108
    @themanager3108 3 роки тому +2

    This proves that burke is drunk during these meetups

  • @herredward9277
    @herredward9277 2 роки тому +1

    1:10
    Vito's like "Jesus christ let Lincoln think you crazy mik."

  • @SilverMenace100
    @SilverMenace100 4 роки тому +1

    "Your egos are the least of my fucking concerns!" Lol

  • @alphavader951
    @alphavader951 4 роки тому +3

    I honestly couldn't kill off burke and vito. I ended up giving half of the places to them equally

  • @Dog21831
    @Dog21831 Рік тому +1

    Burke: A nation once again
    Vito: Shut the hell up

  • @user-td6ce4im8o
    @user-td6ce4im8o 7 днів тому +1

    I’ll never give any district neither to Burke nor to Cassandra-I’ll always give everything to Vito and rule together with him !!!

    • @MaxTeky
      @MaxTeky  7 днів тому

      @user-td6ce4im8o Yeah, but Burke gives you the m16. Seeing how Lincoln is a Vietnam veteran, I NEEDED to have the m16, haha.

    • @user-td6ce4im8o
      @user-td6ce4im8o 7 днів тому

      @@MaxTeky
      I’ll never give anything to anybody except Vito,even though Burke and Cassandra offer me more money and more unique weapons,than Vito,I’ll always give Vito everything and kill both Burke and Cassandra !!!

  • @Artisto22756
    @Artisto22756 3 місяці тому +1

    vito 5 districs burke 2 districs cassandra 2 districts (5 health bar maximized ammo maximized accuracy adrenaline shots stamina phone jammer etc etc) by far is the best upgrades and keeping all of the underbosses alive

  • @blahblah8795
    @blahblah8795 6 років тому +2

    She didn't want the heat with Vito

  • @gringo2damax
    @gringo2damax 4 роки тому +1

    “Evverybooody hayates casandraaaa”

  • @devinpetersen2387
    @devinpetersen2387 6 років тому +3

    Burke made a pretty compelling point decision made

  • @elijahscarboro7230
    @elijahscarboro7230 4 роки тому +2

    She the sista so I pick Cassandra and Vito ,always kill off burk it’s not personal though lol

  • @rkmugen
    @rkmugen 4 роки тому +1

    My favorite outcomes in order from best to worst:
    1) Lincoln leaves town - Vito rules alone and lives to present-day.
    2) Lincoln rules along side Vito and expands their influence across the South.
    3) Vito and Burke remain... Lincoln leaves town, and Vito takes over.
    4) Lincoln rules along side Vito AND Burke, and expands their influence across the South.
    ---
    X) Any of the above four (numbered) outcomes, following the success of Lincoln fully renovating Sammy's bar.
    Y) Any of the above four (numbered) outcomes, WITHOUT having played the "Sign of the Times" DLC. In other words, not getting to the part of the game where you get to fully renovate Sammy's bar.
    ---
    5) Lincoln rules alone, but subsequently gets killed by Father James.
    6) Any combination that allows Burke to take over.
    7) Any combination that allows Cassandra to take over.

  • @EnterTheSoundscape
    @EnterTheSoundscape 4 роки тому +3

    A brilliant game concept destroyed by repetitive missions and lack of detail.

  • @joseywales3580
    @joseywales3580 3 роки тому +2

    Look Vito is one of the best but Burke is also good unlike Cassandra who only try’s to get a district by complaining or ranting on someone

  • @bondedmetal2000
    @bondedmetal2000 5 років тому +1

    Lincoln clay after making decsion on who gets which district
    Ight imma head out

  • @thejoker5394
    @thejoker5394 6 років тому +2

    Vito,italian love

  • @thamilton8383
    @thamilton8383 4 роки тому +2

    Tbh I only give Burke the districts so I can get the m16 otherwise Vito all the way

  • @laughable6650
    @laughable6650 6 років тому +1

    I kept everyone happy because I like Burke and Scarletta and I didn’t feel like wasting time killing Cassandra.

  • @MNB730
    @MNB730 7 років тому

    You fucking got me Burke

  • @MatsuSenpaii
    @MatsuSenpaii 2 роки тому +2

    Why should you sided with Vito & Burke?
    *Fresh Bucatini & Good Singing*

  • @vitobucatini51
    @vitobucatini51 2 роки тому +6

    There’s one where Vito says all Cassandra cares about is “boozin with the neighbors and igniting a race war” unfortunately i only got a screenshot of it. Your underbosses yelling at each other is so hilarious

  • @jamesmedina5879
    @jamesmedina5879 7 років тому +12

    You just had to give Burke that district, with that beautiful Irish singing. Better then fresh bucatini...

  • @DieHardRedemption
    @DieHardRedemption Рік тому

    In my playthrough, I gave Vito, Cassandra and Burke 3 districts each. I think its fair since the hollow has people of colour and they need expansion

  • @erwinluistejerina4159
    @erwinluistejerina4159 2 роки тому

    Cassandra: Arguments That they are black and that is why they must help each other
    Vito: You can consider other options
    Burke: Sings
    Clay: This is all your Burke

  • @SomeAustrianGuy_
    @SomeAustrianGuy_ 2 роки тому +1

    God. Tbh, I couldn't wait until my "give everything to my boy Vito, feel sorry that Burke had to land in the crossfire, and be satisfied for finally putting two bullets into her goddamn head" playthough.
    Too bad I had to redo the first because of those mf glitched trophies
    Atleast I now know that everyone hates Cassandra equally