Joe Rogan on Sex Robots

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  • Опубліковано 21 сер 2024
  • Taken from Joe Rogan Experience #1183:
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  • @strangedays871
    @strangedays871 5 років тому +192

    People use to say it was creepy to meet someone online. In twenty years people are going to be buying these things like Starbucks coffees and iphones.

    • @firstname5134
      @firstname5134 5 років тому +3

      Yep

    • @butsirrr
      @butsirrr 5 років тому +2

      Completely different things. Meeting someone online still leads to actual sex. Sex with robots will always be creepy dude.

    • @RariShiesty
      @RariShiesty 5 років тому +32

      Number 1 Boolshet until you find her vagina vibrates can't get pregnant and makes a mean sandwich after you're done

    • @RariShiesty
      @RariShiesty 5 років тому

      Haha

    • @slightlybiasedkobebryantfan
      @slightlybiasedkobebryantfan 5 років тому +6

      RariGold Underrated comment.

  • @JS-li9ym
    @JS-li9ym 5 років тому +30

    “Get this off the screen before I vomit.”
    *low-key hands Jamie his credit card*

  • @lamchopz9310
    @lamchopz9310 5 років тому +89

    Joe "Fishy Loads" Rogan

  • @FeedRevo
    @FeedRevo 5 років тому +180

    They should make one that cooks you breakfast and says “have a good day” when you leave for work.

    • @fantasma.b
      @fantasma.b 5 років тому +23

      Yea not even God got that one right

    • @Shockguey
      @Shockguey 5 років тому +30

      @Ice "I want a robot that cooks"
      "You must be a loser!"
      You argue like a woman.

    • @CE-vd2px
      @CE-vd2px 5 років тому +1

      @Ice i do good with women, this is cool though since i am a lone wolf. Dont be insecure

    • @rasapplepipe
      @rasapplepipe 5 років тому +10

      If it does the laundry I'm sold.

    • @TaylorWilmes
      @TaylorWilmes 5 років тому

      SlickVic P71 💀

  • @DannyDee143
    @DannyDee143 5 років тому +110

    joe "bukake shorts" rogan.

    • @wronggg
      @wronggg 5 років тому +4

      Joe "Elon Musk" Rogan

  • @jamielowe2252
    @jamielowe2252 5 років тому +96

    Joe ‘when I was doing cardio yesterday’ Rogan

  • @changsdynasty296
    @changsdynasty296 5 років тому +70

    Put me on the pre-order list for one of these.

    • @bluelambo5
      @bluelambo5 5 років тому

      They're already out and supposed to be super lifelike. Like even weighs 120lbs. They're like 6 grand tho

    • @changsdynasty296
      @changsdynasty296 5 років тому +24

      A lot cheaper than a divorce.

    • @bluelambo5
      @bluelambo5 5 років тому +1

      @@changsdynasty296 then in the video it says some are as cheap as 2300 or 3200 or whatever it said. I'm down lol

    • @changsdynasty296
      @changsdynasty296 5 років тому +4

      A bargain at twice the price.

    • @CE-vd2px
      @CE-vd2px 5 років тому

      Right next to Red Dead Redemption 2

  • @jazzerson7087
    @jazzerson7087 5 років тому +30

    Yup, I think Ex Machina is a modern masterpiece and I say that as an old school film buff. If Kubrick was alive he'd be making films like that.

  • @connectedonline1060
    @connectedonline1060 Рік тому +5

    Feminists: they don't love you like a real human 😣😖😖😣😣😖 Men with sexdolls: neither do you 😑

  • @mohammad0988
    @mohammad0988 5 років тому +58

    MGTOW

  • @lagroad
    @lagroad 5 років тому +39

    This is amazing. Can you imagine how many 2D girls will be made to be 3D? Your favorite waifu. This is stuff stereotypical otaku dudes dream of.

    • @skylinefever
      @skylinefever 4 роки тому

      They don't even need to be otaku. I have read about guys who want to buy various Disney princesses as sexbots.

    • @skylinefever
      @skylinefever 3 роки тому +1

      @Leo Josh. I once heard someone say that the first trillionaire will be the Steve Jobs of sexbots.

  • @Ryan-dk7mm
    @Ryan-dk7mm 5 років тому +30

    These robots (at an advanced level) would just be the beginning. Imagine a world where you never have to go outside your comfort zone socially because you can surround yourself with high IQ AI programmed to humor you at all times. Imagine what that would do for society at large.
    I imagine a world where people live more artificial lives than the robots, born of manufactured embryos in labs because the human population has little need to interact with anything they cannot directly programme. The little worlds we create on social media would become an actual reality and we would never see need to leave them.

    • @gravyd316
      @gravyd316 5 років тому

      Yeah that's disgusting.

    • @Jasmine-gw1uw
      @Jasmine-gw1uw Рік тому

      Thats cold 🧊

    • @JamalFuckinKilla
      @JamalFuckinKilla 7 місяців тому +1

      No it's not. That would be normal and those people would be like us looking at cavemen discover fire for the first time. Shits just normal now.

  • @RariShiesty
    @RariShiesty 5 років тому +24

    At least you can choke them as hard as you like

    • @one-jd7xm
      @one-jd7xm 4 роки тому

      And beat them as hard as u want 👊

  • @travelnursechannel5827
    @travelnursechannel5827 5 років тому +42

    That red head guy looks pretty into these robot sex toys and just acting like they are so weird Lol

  • @stayfoolish129
    @stayfoolish129 5 років тому +67

    Joe "No Holes" Rogan

    • @wronggg
      @wronggg 5 років тому +3

      Joe 'Forehead Butthole' Rogan

    • @JasonTaylor90210
      @JasonTaylor90210 Рік тому

      Joe "Butthole on it's forehead" Rogan.

  • @EarCandyContraption
    @EarCandyContraption 5 років тому +2

    Just give me one that wash the dishes and folds my bed and I'm gucci, baby.

  • @b1bbscraz3y
    @b1bbscraz3y 5 років тому +24

    Joe "but if we have AI we need universal basic income" Rogan

  • @phantomproductions4214
    @phantomproductions4214 5 років тому +3

    “Listen to me” 😂😂

  • @SkylerKing
    @SkylerKing 5 років тому +5

    I'm legitimately surprised that nobody is making jokes about Joe saying that he wanted to buy a male real doll for "jujitsu"

  • @TheGraduates1
    @TheGraduates1 5 років тому +7

    We could end up like the Gazorpians

  • @chingatumadreyoutube2727
    @chingatumadreyoutube2727 Рік тому +1

    Joe and this guy are like "Fuck that's grooss " "let's see more"

  • @coolstorybruh6293
    @coolstorybruh6293 5 років тому +3

    Joe rogan is the kind of guy shitting all over the technology and then couple days later hes buyin one

  • @Eparedes425
    @Eparedes425 5 років тому +5

    That guy has a very "I wouldve voted for Obama a third time if i couldve" voice

  • @ventanalila8185
    @ventanalila8185 5 років тому +3

    Joe "I do cardio to Ex-Machina" Rogan

  • @slept-on_SP
    @slept-on_SP 5 років тому +5

    Joe "Ex-Machina" Rogan

  • @jonmacdonald5345
    @jonmacdonald5345 5 років тому +3

    I thought he was still going to be interviewing Roseanne!! LMFAO 😄

  • @kentonmiles
    @kentonmiles 5 років тому +3

    Here in Houston it was on the news everyday last week

  • @user-mt9tn1ni4g
    @user-mt9tn1ni4g 4 роки тому +1

    Intruder alert intruder alert

  • @Boddah.
    @Boddah. 5 років тому +3

    Women fear becoming obsolete.

    • @JasonTaylor90210
      @JasonTaylor90210 Рік тому

      Hahaha serves them right for being whores. Fuck 'em.

  • @alexraskalove7119
    @alexraskalove7119 5 років тому +2

    driving from Upstate NY back home to Jersey, I was thinking as I saw the sex shops along the lonely roads there "They will have an explosion of business by the 20s and 30s". Those shops aint going nowhere....

  • @EzziiG
    @EzziiG 5 років тому +7

    What if a sec robot raped its owner?

  • @businessbuilder92
    @businessbuilder92 5 років тому +3

    WE NEED ROSEANNE CLIPS STAT

  • @megg6643
    @megg6643 5 років тому +3

    1:14 joe looks like the "you mean to tell me" meme, with the third world country kid with the skeptical look

  • @bicboi1930
    @bicboi1930 5 років тому +3

    Joe "3 buttholes" Rogan

  • @Jasmine-gw1uw
    @Jasmine-gw1uw Рік тому

    His reaction LMAO

  • @TristanWilliamsonMusic
    @TristanWilliamsonMusic 5 років тому +4

    Joe "Do you have a video?" Rogan

  • @versace_savacems2331
    @versace_savacems2331 5 років тому +1

    Just a friendly reminder to go incognito when you search "sex robots"

  • @submersible93
    @submersible93 5 років тому +1

    I find the guest's comments highly robophobic

  • @sincerelyx2574
    @sincerelyx2574 5 років тому +3

    Joe "Why are they so big" Rogan

  • @Star_Scoot
    @Star_Scoot 4 роки тому +2

    If this grosses you out more, there is a child version in Japan. What is the psychology...? 😰

    • @skylinefever
      @skylinefever 3 роки тому

      The psychology is that if someone can't do something legally, they will use a simulator. The crime rate is low in Japan, so they are doing a good deed.

  • @mikeg4490
    @mikeg4490 5 років тому +3

    "Its going to happen,haha"
    What's with everyone knowingly admit robots are to take over and just laugh it off?

  • @5speedMax
    @5speedMax 5 років тому +1

    Geez, who doesn't clean up.

  • @PhatGirlLuvr68Comix
    @PhatGirlLuvr68Comix 5 років тому +1

    I'm ready for the FukBot3000.

  • @Earlosaur
    @Earlosaur 5 років тому +2

    "washout portal 4"

  • @rawdogen6555
    @rawdogen6555 5 років тому +2

    “Joe 7:54 Rogan”

  • @atmentod
    @atmentod 5 років тому +1

    I agree with Joe. A robot brothel doesn't seem like a good idea. At least when we'll have personal ones.

  • @sea0fgreen33
    @sea0fgreen33 5 років тому

    Thank fucking christ he got distracted at 2:05

  • @xxxDRCODxxx
    @xxxDRCODxxx 5 років тому +1

    Joe “So they don’t move” Rogan

  • @lc6428
    @lc6428 5 років тому +1

    Rogan was getting more and more into it as the video progresses >.>

  • @ruxtiztziyxoxyxoyx7604
    @ruxtiztziyxoxyxoyx7604 5 років тому +1

    The best part of these videos is when your read the joe “”rogan as they are being said in the video.

  • @AlexReyn888
    @AlexReyn888 5 років тому +4

    1:30 so, only virgins? Or with people it's different? But people are harder to clean ...

  • @hephthecraftsmith4460
    @hephthecraftsmith4460 5 років тому +6

    I smell West world coming. It’s gonna start with giving customers pleasure then it’ll become recording and studying human interaction with the robots- then copying and experimenting- then creating ai that mimics to the core then it’s bye bye to the organic era.

  • @andycervantes1586
    @andycervantes1586 5 років тому +1

    Joe " i was gonna get a real doll" Rogan

  • @baptic2
    @baptic2 5 років тому +1

    "Some superhoe"

  • @dabbayoo
    @dabbayoo 5 років тому +1

    If it can cook, clean, really fuck and look almost real, I'd get one. So maybe in 25 years

  • @omare7475
    @omare7475 5 років тому +1

    the guest has a great robot voice

  • @plugwalk779
    @plugwalk779 5 років тому +1

    “Playing video game on god mode” dang ...

  • @dev4statingx90
    @dev4statingx90 5 років тому +1

    The Animatrix is becoming true.

  • @wildlifewarrior2670
    @wildlifewarrior2670 Рік тому

    Joe Rogan is thinking about getting one for his house

  • @DavidHands
    @DavidHands 4 роки тому

    Wait, they're only $3200? Mind clicking over. lol😂

  • @clydefrog4959
    @clydefrog4959 5 років тому +1

    Joe "float tank" rogan

  • @megg6643
    @megg6643 5 років тому

    3 grand ??!! let me max out my credit card

  • @masreklaw6441
    @masreklaw6441 5 років тому

    That thumbnail 😂😂😂

  • @lakota4708
    @lakota4708 5 років тому +1

    Btw on the pic with the lying down it showed it lol

  • @retrogamerfan123
    @retrogamerfan123 5 років тому +1

    I’m reminded of the futrama episode were fry gets a sex doll downloads the personality and boom there ya go

  • @TARS_0392
    @TARS_0392 4 роки тому +4

    People give up on dealing with people because of assholes like these two. They'd call you a weirdo, a creep, a psycho, a maniac or a sick bastard beacause of your the things you enjoy even though you've never harmed anyone. So why would you keep dealing with people on any way, shape or form if you have a choice of not doing it?

  • @paintriarchdave7977
    @paintriarchdave7977 5 років тому

    NO! I HAVE NEVER SMELLED MY OLD NUT. THIS IS WHY I CAN'T GIVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH AWAY!

  • @Ragnaroks_Hilt
    @Ragnaroks_Hilt 5 років тому +1

    I'm Asian and I haven't left yet lol.

  • @Victra
    @Victra 5 років тому +1

    joe "ex-machina" rogan

  • @RariShiesty
    @RariShiesty 5 років тому +4

    7:18 okay Jessica I see you for 2600 who is tryna go halfs haha

    • @MRJTD99
      @MRJTD99 5 років тому

      I got you, fam. Only condition is that I fuck the robot first.

    • @RariShiesty
      @RariShiesty 5 років тому

      Joshy leave me her right hand because I'm trying to make my right hand jealous

    • @lagroad
      @lagroad 5 років тому

      yeah, but your ex will cost you a house #MeToo

    • @mutedslayer6912
      @mutedslayer6912 5 років тому

      +Casul OrNah Or the rights to your kids #MeToo

  • @filerboy
    @filerboy 5 років тому +1

    We in the time of anything goes

  • @mrmixer7465
    @mrmixer7465 5 років тому +2

    So what happens if one of the robot sex dolls gains sentience and claims rape?

  • @Measy4000
    @Measy4000 5 років тому

    Joe “go to the one in the upper left hand corner” Rogan

  • @Bolt99K
    @Bolt99K 5 років тому +1

    I hate that jamie doesn’t keep the computer screen up when joe is reacting to things. Thats so damn annoying, you’re not gonna get copyrighted for a showing their website for christ sake.

    • @shawn576
      @shawn576 5 років тому +1

      You can't show porn on youtube. The video will get taken down.

  • @sankadill
    @sankadill 5 років тому

    Ok am I the only guy who are gonna google this shit straight after?

  • @KoolGNasBlackThought
    @KoolGNasBlackThought 5 років тому

    i could swear rogan sometimes had sex dolls in the back during the jre days with the old set up

    • @shawn576
      @shawn576 5 років тому

      He had a doll in the background. They put a shirt on it because someone reported it for nudity. It also wore a stormtrooper helmet.

  • @parrylengsavat
    @parrylengsavat 3 місяці тому

    When robots give you whatever you want? How much do you think it cost?

  • @dominic6283
    @dominic6283 7 місяців тому

    Women are in trouble once these robots can cook

  • @carver6794
    @carver6794 5 років тому +1

    So.. do they need to consent or what?

    • @shawn576
      @shawn576 5 років тому

      It's just like a real woman, so no you don't need consent

  • @cooperstation3494
    @cooperstation3494 5 років тому +1

    the world is fucked

  • @susup4300
    @susup4300 5 років тому

    Joe "I use a sex Doll for Jiu Jitsu" Rogam

  • @seymourelykeley
    @seymourelykeley 3 роки тому

    very juvenile conversation level

  • @jamesanderson6905
    @jamesanderson6905 5 років тому +23

    This guy with Joe is so unfunny its painful

    • @lagroad
      @lagroad 5 років тому

      The gamer comedian(?) guy whats his name. He is the true cringe lord.

  • @austinaustin3298
    @austinaustin3298 4 роки тому

    Title said Sex Robots
    ITS SEX DOLLS.!!!

  • @strannick2212
    @strannick2212 7 місяців тому

    i thought it would be a video of joe on sex robots

  • @Dino-Savage
    @Dino-Savage Рік тому

    I do think a lot of incels will want these.

  • @jakesmith6337
    @jakesmith6337 5 років тому +2

    Fat robots ? Mmmmm Nooooo 😂

    • @shawn576
      @shawn576 5 років тому

      It's just the weigh that makes them impractical. There are guys who like a big girl, but how the fuck do you carry and move 200 pounds of dead weight? They need to look like short anime girls just to keep the weight down.

  • @cammason2372
    @cammason2372 5 років тому +7

    ruv you rong time Joe Logan

  • @nachum3300
    @nachum3300 2 роки тому

    This is seems like western world series

  • @boussolefire
    @boussolefire 5 років тому

    Its like that game
    Detroit Become Human

  • @BG3Paladin91
    @BG3Paladin91 5 років тому

    “Detroit Becomes Human”.Play it Joe Rogan,tell us what you think.

  • @DannyDee143
    @DannyDee143 5 років тому +3

    Joe "girls make me vomit" Rogan.

  • @BurntRAM
    @BurntRAM 5 років тому

    its sami zayn

  • @joosepviitkar6523
    @joosepviitkar6523 5 років тому +1

    if you are going to pay for a sex, why would you want some normal looking toy, that's whole point of it, that if you can't get real girls who look like this, then you can least use a toys

  • @johndo8792
    @johndo8792 5 років тому +1

    Sex machina was a shit movie.

  • @robertmcgee141
    @robertmcgee141 5 років тому

    Waste of money.

  • @cahaldoherty2444
    @cahaldoherty2444 5 років тому

    Joe needs to buy one and rent it out to his guests makes some £($)

  • @raztubes
    @raztubes 5 років тому +1

    We're nowhere near true AI. In 10 years, we're maybe going to have autonomous cars and shit like that. But artificial general AI ain't gonna happen in n our lifetime.

    • @primordialking5444
      @primordialking5444 4 роки тому +1

      Did you see the podcast with Elon Musk? AI will happen in our lifetime.

  • @HunchoCurtis
    @HunchoCurtis 5 років тому +3

    Can we like not

  • @hoze1235
    @hoze1235 5 років тому +1

    west-world coming soon