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  • do you think dylan and cole ever look at each other and go "man. this really is the suite life." because i would do that all the time if i was them.
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    #commentary

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  • @luthientinuviel3883
    @luthientinuviel3883 Рік тому +1808

    I love all your vines!

    • @luthientinuviel3883
      @luthientinuviel3883 Рік тому +60

      Holy shit how did this happen

    • @mightymeatymech
      @mightymeatymech Рік тому +46

      ​@@luthientinuviel3883 youve been Chosen,

    • @ellaova
      @ellaova Рік тому +8

      This Cole Sprouse interview was so effing cringe I couldn't stop watching!!🤣
      So embarrassing. Glad to find this channel to laugh with.

    • @dad.b.y
      @dad.b.y Рік тому +4

      a bit late but you've got the spirit buddy

    • @cl0udstr1fe
      @cl0udstr1fe Рік тому +12

      thank you! i know you're not talking to me, but i made some vines too so you might be.

  • @purplew93
    @purplew93 Рік тому +8415

    I’m in a PhD program in the social sciences and something I’ve learned is that generally the more pretentious someone sounds, the less they know wtf they’re talking about. Being able to express complex ideas in simple and clear language is an undervalued skill.

    • @maddyG7414
      @maddyG7414 Рік тому +436

      As someone in science communication, I couldn’t agree more. It’s harder to explain concepts in digestible language is harder than using flowery, big words.

    • @eleanormason2647
      @eleanormason2647 Рік тому +89

      It reminds me of Russell Brand, he just can't communicate simply

    • @Liza-ym3es
      @Liza-ym3es Рік тому +109

      Yes like Jordan Peterson 😃

    • @anthonyfromgeometry
      @anthonyfromgeometry Рік тому +120

      Simplicity is the highest form of complexity

    • @emma0348
      @emma0348 Рік тому +69

      Wow i JUST commented the same thing hahaha. My father was a professor/researcher in the field of developmental psychology and he always says the same thing!
      My father comes from a family that values academics and intellect more than anything and he always said that you can usually tell that intelligent people are those that can explain a concept in the simplest terms available to still convey it correctly. People constantly throwing in the biggest words when there is no need are either politicians or language-enthusiasts, or just trying to sound smarter than everyone else around them.
      Imo and in my experience this is very true and a good way to quickly tell apart a well-educated/intelligent person from just a pretentious dweeb (or someone with insecurities about their intelligence).

  • @durantan2343
    @durantan2343 Рік тому +4916

    Imagine thinking you're a tortured artist when the art in question is Disney Channel shows and Riverdale

    • @smallman3381
      @smallman3381 Рік тому +766

      To be fair, both of those could be considered torture.

    • @billybro1403
      @billybro1403 Рік тому +27

      @@smallman3381 🤣

    • @Ambience31
      @Ambience31 Рік тому +9

      ​@@smallman3381 😂😂😂

    • @SorbetCitron17
      @SorbetCitron17 Рік тому

      Nobody will convince me that a small world is not a cia psy op.

    • @Nickman1233
      @Nickman1233 Рік тому

      If you can't see Disney is torture look at all the drugs they do

  • @hannahdavis4743
    @hannahdavis4743 Рік тому +2065

    Having to watch him sit there smoking like that is a better anti-smoking campaign than any of the world's health organisations have come up with.

    • @Myllkka
      @Myllkka Рік тому +72

      😂 yes, smoking doesn’t make you look cool, everyone who smokes, especially young people, look so pretentious

    • @discardme222
      @discardme222 Рік тому +21

      @@Myllkka This. I’m an on and off smoker and ever time I smoke in public I feel so self conscious

    • @bullwinkle1446
      @bullwinkle1446 Рік тому +7

      I look sick when I rip my elf bar. All the teenagers tell me so😂

    • @aswespeak165
      @aswespeak165 Рік тому +6

      @DatingMatis156 i don’t think people think you specifically look cool, it’s just a stereotype that younger people smoke to look cool.

    • @aswespeak165
      @aswespeak165 Рік тому

      @DatingMatis156 okay wtv

  • @leminasyan
    @leminasyan Рік тому +965

    Cole on this podcast is literally me on my English speaking exam trying to use as many sophisticated words as possible to get a high score

    • @burymeinjhenny918
      @burymeinjhenny918 Рік тому +3

      Hhahaha yup

    • @Lucy-io7pt
      @Lucy-io7pt Рік тому +18

      Me writing an assignment at 11:45pm be like... "In very many ways...

    • @applepie6832
      @applepie6832 Рік тому +10

      I used to google synonyms for words and picked which ever sounded the most sophisticated

    • @asandadlamini4503
      @asandadlamini4503 Рік тому

      That's what I'm saying

  • @geno4994
    @geno4994 Рік тому +5674

    I like how after Cole says a “big” or “intellectual” word, he takes a pause, almost like “ok we said the word, now what”

    • @susansaphire5983
      @susansaphire5983 Рік тому +347

      He seriously wants someone to day 'woah'. Hard to watch.

    • @geno4994
      @geno4994 Рік тому +176

      @@susansaphire5983 it’s so difficult to watch he’s trying so hard 😭😭

    • @no-wun
      @no-wun Рік тому +9

      i heard this comment in spencer shay's very own voice..

    • @geno4994
      @geno4994 Рік тому

      @Ttt I’m saying he’s very focused on showing he has a large vocabulary without having any substance behind it. He’s a jackass lol

    • @sofiatomasello3413
      @sofiatomasello3413 Рік тому +41

      I thought the same hahahah he says every word as if trying to remember the hard words he knows

  • @morganunraveled
    @morganunraveled Рік тому +6608

    the problem is Cole doesn’t know how to stop performing.
    his actual existence is a performance. he has to play up being an intellectual and a tortured artist.

    • @Shay416
      @Shay416 Рік тому +309

      Haha. I got that sense that he's playing the role of his life, and he sucks at it.

    • @basakkosanay1340
      @basakkosanay1340 Рік тому +254

      throughout the whole interview I was trying to find words for his expressions and gestures, because it was clear that he was literally... performing this "self-idolized-cole-character". thank you for putting the problem I saw into words for me, it is exactly how he made me feel :)

    • @alexey5481
      @alexey5481 Рік тому +60

      typical pathological narcissist behavior too...

    • @JokerInfinityWar
      @JokerInfinityWar Рік тому +143

      That is sad actually. He has been in the business for so long that his whole life is an act

    • @morganunraveled
      @morganunraveled Рік тому +74

      @@JokerInfinityWar agreed. its sad and he needs therapy, not to be fake deep.

  • @angelstarterkit
    @angelstarterkit Рік тому +2802

    Cole is almost like a foil of Jennette McCurdy. Both child actors serving as the sole bread winner for their families. Except Jennette is an example of someone who stepped back and took time to process the severe trauma of being a child actor. Watching some of his other interviews I feel like his pseudo-intellectualism doesn’t come from a place of tying to “appear smart” but from not being socialized appropriately and the adultification he experienced. He definitely has a LOT of trauma, and it obviously impacts the way he views himself and those around him. I feel bad for him more than anything,, I hope he gets the help he needs.

    • @fkzrage9436
      @fkzrage9436 Рік тому

      @@leleprtk i don’t think just talking like an ass counts as ‘shitty behaviour’

    • @6ixallah
      @6ixallah Рік тому +12

      you used lots of big words but I totally got what you were getting at 😂 I agree one hundred percent.

    • @devinxoxo8350
      @devinxoxo8350 Рік тому +77

      @@leleprtk what shitty behavior do you feel the need or right to judge him for though and what does making fun of the way he speaks have to do with that? It seems like people are just bringing up things he did wrong in the past as an excuse to make fun of him now for unrelated things which doesn’t make you any better. If you guys don’t like him then don’t engage with the content instead of criticizing somebody that you don’t even actually know’s personality quirks that are present in a lot of other people that aren’t doing anything to you either.

    • @en2336
      @en2336 Рік тому

      ​@@devinxoxo8350 We have the freedom to criticize BECAUSE he willingly put himself on these podcasts and in the spotlight. If he is exercising his right to speak his opinion in a public space then we are too. How dumb can you be.

    • @Dude-dx5ns
      @Dude-dx5ns Рік тому +15

      ​@@leleprtk What shitty behaviour? How sad are you?

  • @pinkzoldyck6354
    @pinkzoldyck6354 Рік тому +544

    him looking right at a woman and telling her what women want was insane😭

    • @lucasouza889
      @lucasouza889 Рік тому +20

      i mean ive hated him for years and still do but women say stuff like this all the time too (what men want etc) so i think its ok for him to have a perception of what women like based on his experience as well.

    • @lucasouza889
      @lucasouza889 Рік тому +6

      @Win Win i mean yeah i understand but i think anyone saying ''women this'' or ''men that'' are basing off their own experience, but also what is culturally dominant knowledge in society, what people say etc

    • @spacebar9733
      @spacebar9733 11 місяців тому

      ​@@lucasouza889 except that men are socialized in a way that harms women directly so it's very different. Women have to constantly be on the look out for men's behaviors and simultaneously present ourselves a certain way. While men don't care about their own presentation and not do women as a majority seek to hurt them.
      Men are our predators currently so we do know their behaviors for the most part. You can't just flip the genders and make it seem like we're all on equal ground, when it's the complete opposite.

    • @charliebear154
      @charliebear154 22 дні тому +1

      @@lucasouza889that’s not the point she’s trying to make bro. This is very ‘not all men’ of you.

  • @naikahara
    @naikahara Рік тому +3996

    The bit where he mocked kids who went into acting cause they wanted to and had parents who were trying to be supportive is the weirdest part for me lmao

    • @miguelstarboy5572
      @miguelstarboy5572 Рік тому +602

      that was so awful because he's clearly mocking like the typical effeminate theater kid as if it was a bad thing, not like a deep and tortured artist like himself ig 🙄

    • @RaysReign
      @RaysReign Рік тому +414

      yeah he needs therapy real bad😭cuz why is he making fun of kids who got to choose that life? like sorry you didn’t but let’s not make fun of the kids who also got traumatized from the industry simply bc it was their passion🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @0912sooli
      @0912sooli Рік тому +66

      He looks depressed nowdays...he seems different, probably his break up hit hard or it was something else before that, he talked about his mom being narcissit recently on another podcast

    • @kimthv5
      @kimthv5 Рік тому +31

      He needs help

    • @KD-ou2np
      @KD-ou2np Рік тому +103

      I read it mostly as him talking about how you have a different attitude when working for your survival vs having all your needs met and doing something because you love it. Looking back it was pretty pretentious the way he went about it though.

  • @jojojett
    @jojojett Рік тому +806

    Cole seems like he's still in Cody's character, being the cocky, smart, pretentious brother, and Dylan is still in Zack's character, being the cool brother.

    • @edithputhy4948
      @edithputhy4948 Рік тому +80

      The difference is Cody was actually smart, Cole is just pretending to be and failing

    • @melovil9199
      @melovil9199 Рік тому +3

      Lol fr

    • @pipadoepa
      @pipadoepa Рік тому +68

      Perhaps it influenced their personalities in in some sort of weird subliminal way

    • @brendonrookes1151
      @brendonrookes1151 11 місяців тому +4

      you do relise those charaters were created based off them right

  • @emilychen3839
    @emilychen3839 Рік тому +680

    Cole Sprouse is me when I haven’t read the text book and the professor asks me to explain my thoughts on the assigned pages. Just BS the whole thing 😂

    • @TRKJSR
      @TRKJSR Рік тому +4

      Exactly

    • @CarolaTesla
      @CarolaTesla Рік тому +2

      Lmao

    • @ihatemickiegee
      @ihatemickiegee Рік тому +5

      i did this in my AP Lit class in senior yr of HS because i had gone thru something traumatic and was extremely high for the second semester, and. although i LOVED reading and writing (have literally based my life on it) and she picked amazing novels for us… i had to rush thru them, sparknote even the ones i read cuz i didn’t remember them, etc. and she saw right through my big word pseudointellectual essays, especially cuz she had seen my sober ones. you can’t bullshit a real intellectual with those big words if you’re only summarizing the details you’re discussing 😂

  • @tteokbokkibxtch
    @tteokbokkibxtch Рік тому +8669

    Cole has been a pretentious faux-intellectual for years lmao his Tumblr days are a great example of this.

    • @elen5871
      @elen5871 Рік тому +299

      he was WAY more openly uhhhh... let's say "cringe about race" back then, so at least he's grown on that front?
      or maybe he just doesn't talk to black women anymore, if its not in the script 👀
      one or the other, depending on how charitable you wanna be

    • @mushtaqa.5153
      @mushtaqa.5153 Рік тому +95

      @@elen5871 What has he said about black women? spill the teaaa

    • @somethinggenericidk
      @somethinggenericidk Рік тому +328

      literally the entire time I was watching this I was thinking "wow he hasn't changed at all from his pseudo intellectual tumblr social experiment era"

    • @0912sooli
      @0912sooli Рік тому +143

      I only saw his insta back then when Riverdale premiered, it was his photography mostly, it was beautiful but he always captioned it with pretensious words similar as in that video lol

    • @tvtvtfan3767
      @tvtvtfan3767 Рік тому +72

      If you think about it Cody was very similar to Cole

  • @Remerdre
    @Remerdre Рік тому +4250

    When Cole said, "if I had loved myself a little more," I involuntarily snorted with laughter. Yes, that was clearly the problem.

    • @nomadichomebody4230
      @nomadichomebody4230 Рік тому +217

      he seems to love himself enough

    • @NowherewithNate
      @NowherewithNate Рік тому +40

      Bro snarled

    • @adolin.kholin
      @adolin.kholin Рік тому +131

      reminds me of my narcissistic mom, who for therapy goes through what she could've done better every day, and it is never anything other than "i should've been kinder to myself"

    • @CherryJuli
      @CherryJuli Рік тому +73

      @@adolin.kholin if you think narcissistic people really love themselves you don’t understand narcissism. They actually don’t. They pretend to in order to talk themselves into thinking that. They don’t feel self love tho.

    • @adolin.kholin
      @adolin.kholin Рік тому +99

      @@CherryJuli This isn't about if they love themselves. It's about her inability to admit to flaws and hide behind "I have to be kind to myself" to avoid any and all behavior actually harmful to her environment that she would have to admit to otherwise. Whether they love themselves or not has nothing to do with that.

  • @KyubinSlay
    @KyubinSlay Рік тому +358

    thank you so much for putting the clips from the two different podcasts side-by-side because it made me realize how in the podcast that is for a female audience lead by a woman he is giving off this cool aloof guy vibe (or trying to rather). And in the podcast led by a man he’s trying to appear more goofy and relatable

    • @ripley2995
      @ripley2995 Рік тому +12

      Lmao I didn’t notice that. Methinks he had a crush on Alex hahaha

  • @skunkjo3195
    @skunkjo3195 Рік тому +154

    In very many ways, my worst nightmare would be sitting next to this man on a long plane ride

  • @sigh824
    @sigh824 Рік тому +7163

    And once again, we go back to the time honored quote: “Men will do everything, but go to therapy”

    • @d6d6d6d61
      @d6d6d6d61 Рік тому +179

      He said he went to therapy over the years and found grounding techniques really useful for his anxiety?

    • @galek75
      @galek75 Рік тому

      Therapy is just for women who want to hear what they want to hear. Stop pushing therapy to solve your dumb social problems.

    • @Heyu7her3
      @Heyu7her3 Рік тому

      ​@@d6d6d6d61yeah, you only fix/ work on what you actually want to in therapy

    • @MissUnderstoodOfficial
      @MissUnderstoodOfficial Рік тому +140

      He went to therapy and spoke about how it positively impacted his life many times. People really do be speaking on what they don't know ey

    • @marigoldflowers385
      @marigoldflowers385 Рік тому

      This quippy nonsense never takes into consideration the fact that the average middle class American literally can't afford therapy. Unless you have a diagnosable mental illness, chances are your insurance won't cover you seeing a shrink.

  • @martinachooffey1843
    @martinachooffey1843 Рік тому +2121

    I suppose the moral of the story is: in very many ways, you can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink

  • @emita9869
    @emita9869 Рік тому +312

    he’s done a lot worse than just being a cringey pretentious asshole. he was very emotionally abusive to one of his past girlfriends and she’s been very open about it, but everytime she talks about the abuse she faced his stans attack her and call her a liar. i feel like he’s doing this podcast tour and talking about his traumatic childhood so people feel bad for him and talk about that instead of the fact that he’s an abuser. so many abusers use these tactics and the fact that a lot of people have fallen for it isn’t surprising.

    • @snoozyq9576
      @snoozyq9576 Рік тому +3

      To be fair it's not a good look airing your ex's dirty laundry to the world. It's also pretty likely she isn't 100% innocent that's just not how these things work

    • @stephanieweeks3489
      @stephanieweeks3489 Рік тому +15

      @@snoozyq9576 yes but I think you’re confusing complaining about an ex vs speaking out against abuse they faced. One is airing out dirty laundry “he had awful smelly feet” another is speaking out against abuse they endured.

    • @stephanieweeks3489
      @stephanieweeks3489 Рік тому +18

      @@snoozyq9576 abuse isn’t something you should shame people for speaking out on. You wouldn’t tell a woman who was a victim of domestic abuse to “stop airing out dirty laundry”

    • @lolababs206
      @lolababs206 Рік тому +6

      ​@@snoozyq9576it's not at all true that no one can be 100% innocent wtf

    • @stephanieweeks3489
      @stephanieweeks3489 Рік тому +7

      @@snoozyq9576 just curious In elderly/child/sexual abuses cases would you say “well there’s no way that the abused is 100% innocent?”. Abuse is abuse. You don’t sit there and discount the abuse because the abused is a human being aka NOT 100% innocent

  • @maddieb.4282
    @maddieb.4282 Рік тому +152

    I work with cancer patients and a lot of my work is education and prevention. It’s so ridiculous that pseudointellectuals see cigarettes as some kind of indicator of intelligence when they’re literally just poisoning you slowly…. And he’s inflicting his secondhand smoke on other people in the room. Honestly to me that is the grossest part of this whole thing. You just don’t smoke inside, even if your host tells you its “okay”…..

    • @razia6046
      @razia6046 5 місяців тому +1

      Totally agree, I was shocked.

    • @saltyseadog4719
      @saltyseadog4719 4 місяці тому

      Yeh lol

    • @monharris28
      @monharris28 3 місяці тому

      absolutely i always think they're total idiots

  • @alexbush714
    @alexbush714 Рік тому +9388

    "Everyone loves bullies, especially women in high school" As a woman who was severely bullied by men in high school, screw you cole sprouse.

    • @ima.m.1658
      @ima.m.1658 Рік тому +661

      Right, this is so harmful, there can never be a "good" bully omfg

    • @halhar
      @halhar Рік тому +1015

      and he was homeschooled anyway so wtf would he know

    • @trinifernandez8870
      @trinifernandez8870 Рік тому +565

      Also, like, didn't Brenda Song said in an interview that Dylan was super sweet and that actually Cole was the mean one?

    • @britsaunders2151
      @britsaunders2151 Рік тому +382

      Yeah, I don't remember a single time in my life bullying wasn't a massive and immediate turn off.

    • @FirstnameLastname-zq8oy
      @FirstnameLastname-zq8oy Рік тому +291

      I think he was trying to say that girls apparently like boys who bully other boys, however he’s completely failing to consider the fact that plenty of boys bully girls as well. He seems to think the only victims of male bullies are other boys.

  • @bittywop
    @bittywop Рік тому +3849

    in very many ways, i never knew such depths of pretentiousness could exist

    • @Shenayerx96
      @Shenayerx96 Рік тому +53

      In very many ways!

    • @maaria7332
      @maaria7332 Рік тому +3

      Is pretentiousness a new word you learned today surfing through the comments?

    • @bittywop
      @bittywop Рік тому +29

      @@maaria7332 nope! :)

    • @FirstnameLastname-zq8oy
      @FirstnameLastname-zq8oy Рік тому +72

      @@maaria7332 pretentious is a pretty common word which most people know, stop being condescending and looking down on people. Just because Cole acts smarter than he is doesn’t mean you need to as well just because you’re a fan of him.

    • @sweetytweety1671
      @sweetytweety1671 Рік тому +30

      ​@@maaria7332 pretentious isn't an uncommon word...

  • @awkwardatlas5623
    @awkwardatlas5623 Рік тому +1403

    "He oozes guy who tried shrooms for the first time and has just discovered empathy". Never have I felt so simultaneously targeted yet amused by a sentence.

    • @KD-ou2np
      @KD-ou2np Рік тому +43

      Ive been thinking this for years. So many podcasting dudes who love mushrooms and like, I get it, it made big changes for them. But they think doing shrooms casually with their buddies is a replacement for therapy and self work.
      Shrooms was the starting point for me to shake up all the patterns of thinking and behavior I had gotten stuck in. To actually be the person I want to be and break old habits has been a lot of work since then and its a lot more boring than doing shrooms. Its worth it though.

    • @bish_puddin
      @bish_puddin Рік тому +8

      This is an actual saying. This podcast UA-cam guy didn’t make it up. Also, shrooms just make me jittery and sleepy at the same time.

    • @spa-peggymeatballs4861
      @spa-peggymeatballs4861 Рік тому +1

      Ahaha let us know what is was like. The shrooms and the empathy.

    • @awkwardatlas5623
      @awkwardatlas5623 Рік тому +8

      That’s really interesting. Thanks for sharing your experience.
      I’m in the same situation. Done loads of therapy, meditate every day for my anxiety etc. Went on a facilitated retreat a while back and it was huge complement (not replacement) to all the “regular” brainwork I do.

    • @saltyseadog4719
      @saltyseadog4719 4 місяці тому

      Idubbbz

  • @alexandrafrench
    @alexandrafrench Рік тому +85

    i've known many people like this (and have been traumatised by one of them) but he does strike me as someone who feels the need to mask the trauma he feels with pseudo intellectual bullshit. i've been this person and known this person (english literature degree things) but preaching self-awareness while not actively doing the work has been the biggest and hardest lesson of my early 20s. i hope he ends up being okay and comes to recognize this in himself.

  • @Germania72
    @Germania72 Рік тому +87

    I watched him in the Diary of a CEO and he didn't sound this conceited and snobbish. LOL He acknowledges that he's narcissistic and seeks validation like his mother. I heard that if you grow up with a narcissist there's a high probability that you'll become one.

  • @ryleemellon45
    @ryleemellon45 Рік тому +4948

    I cannot stress this enough the "doesn't reciprocate oral" line made me laugh so fucking hard

  • @krackawoody2556
    @krackawoody2556 Рік тому +2364

    Despite all the jokes and memes he just strikes me as someone who thinks they’ve dealt with their trauma but very clearly hasn’t and uses intelligence to try mask it.

    • @anjalimaziarz4750
      @anjalimaziarz4750 Рік тому +36

      Being forced to be a child actor and having and addict as a mom isn’t childhood trauma? I agree that he is a bit pretentious but who are you to assume that someone else does not have trauma?

    • @krackawoody2556
      @krackawoody2556 Рік тому +232

      @@anjalimaziarz4750 Read my comment again please. Thats not what I said 😊

    • @krackawoody2556
      @krackawoody2556 Рік тому +3

      @Ttt How so?

    • @krackawoody2556
      @krackawoody2556 Рік тому +41

      @Ttt Apologies it seems my comment wasnt easy to understand so im sorry I wasnt more clear. I have nothing against intelligence at all. I agree with your comment “why cant they just be smart” thats kind of my point. It comes off as though his intellegence is his entire personality rather than just a part of who he is. I dont know the man so I could be wrong about him but thats just how it comes off to me. Im not academic in anyway but I have nothing against people who are. I dislike people who act like their intelligence makes them better than other people, like how he was talking about two types of acting kids and such.
      Hope this clears things up a bit. I have no issue with people just because of their intelligence 😊

    • @veronica5lmaa
      @veronica5lmaa Рік тому +32

      Performative intelligence

  • @UnrealB
    @UnrealB Рік тому +5

    The way Cole talks in this interview is giving Joey Tribbiani using a thesaurus for the first time

  • @hailymichael3863
    @hailymichael3863 Рік тому +22

    The fact that he smokes Marlboro lights says a lot about him.

  • @spacecats2416
    @spacecats2416 Рік тому +2263

    I love how he describes Vancouver as a foreign city as if they were struggling with language barriers, and major cultural differences. Bro probably tried Tim Hortons once and said it was too exotic for him.

    • @izabelaR
      @izabelaR Рік тому +20

      Idk what Tim Hortons is but lol.

    • @DA-yy8rs
      @DA-yy8rs Рік тому +228

      Thank you cause I was ctfu when he said “foreign city” like sir…you were in Canada please calm down 😭

    • @amandalovatsis
      @amandalovatsis Рік тому +65

      @@izabelaR It's a coffee shop/restaurant chain named after a Canadian hockey player lol.

    • @chichilafemme6336
      @chichilafemme6336 Рік тому +62

      @@izabelaR think of Starbucks or Dunkin’ Donuts but Canadian

    • @peepeepoopoopoo
      @peepeepoopoopoo Рік тому +7

      It's probably true because these days, Timmie's coffee ain't it😃

  • @fiskesovs936
    @fiskesovs936 Рік тому +1945

    Cole seems like that one kid in class, who uses so many fancy words to answer a question, yet with so little meaning.

    • @FireyCurls22
      @FireyCurls22 Рік тому +16

      He’s like a walking thesaurus

    • @maaria7332
      @maaria7332 Рік тому

      Just admit that your vocabulary is limited to that of a 5th grader! Why you gotta be so mean

    • @maaria7332
      @maaria7332 Рік тому +3

      @@FireyCurls22 I bet you have never opened a dictionary in your life

    • @rbfoster
      @rbfoster Рік тому +5

      That’s how lawyers talk.

    • @FirstnameLastname-zq8oy
      @FirstnameLastname-zq8oy Рік тому +37

      @@maaria7332 they are pointing out that the way Cole speaks is intentionally verbose and convoluted, that doesn’t mean that they haven’t opened a dictionary before. Using big, obscure words for no reason doesn’t automatically make you smart, especially if it sounds forced and unnatural.

  • @camisbaked
    @camisbaked Рік тому +24

    every time he said “in very many ways” i lost a bit of myself

  • @aaronhuskyman4509
    @aaronhuskyman4509 Рік тому +7

    “seeprevious is my favorite robot from Star Wars” took me OUT

  • @annabelleking2141
    @annabelleking2141 Рік тому +308

    I feel like Jaden Smith and him together on a podcast would be suuuuuuuuper “enlightening”.

  • @alexiseller9019
    @alexiseller9019 Рік тому +3701

    The fact that he’s saying word for word the same thing at every podcast is so embarrassing to me I was CRINGING SO HARD

    • @legsorcist
      @legsorcist Рік тому +414

      he can’t go off script because he doesn’t know enough big words off the top of his head

    • @bish_puddin
      @bish_puddin Рік тому +144

      It’s like he thought nobody would listen to them. What a tool

    • @brookelee9745
      @brookelee9745 Рік тому +89

      Well he’s an actor, he prepared a script and is peddling it around.

    • @MatWinged
      @MatWinged Рік тому +61

      He's been doing this since his tumblr time lol

    • @baddie1shoe
      @baddie1shoe Рік тому +7

      It feels so gross!

  • @cheekynandosss581
    @cheekynandosss581 Рік тому +54

    “This is how a film bro who is a little too into ‘La la land’ and doesn’t reciprocate oral dresses for a formal occasion” I YELLED

  • @matthewroth1
    @matthewroth1 Рік тому +33

    He’s the epitome of “I’m not like other boys…”

    • @guardianofthegalaxy2051
      @guardianofthegalaxy2051 Рік тому +3

      Other boys are not pretentious and act normal, so yeah he’s not like other boys.

  • @ericakriner3205
    @ericakriner3205 Рік тому +2269

    It gives me hope to see someone so hopelessly unaware of their own pretentiousness because I'm SUPER aware of mine and it gives me such anxiety lmao

    • @jordan-st7kx
      @jordan-st7kx Рік тому +58

      I find the more people scream about how aware they are the less it seems to be true 🤷

    • @Boxxxxxxxxx
      @Boxxxxxxxxx Рік тому +37

      Exactly, the fact you even say that reveals that you probably do not. Just check yourself without comparing yourself to someone and thinking “At least I’m not THAT bad.” That’s, you guessed it, pretentious too.

    • @Gorley807
      @Gorley807 Рік тому +199

      I wouldn't pay much mind to these replies. You seem to be self-aware and I'm sorry you struggle with anxiety! Best of luck on your own journey :)

    • @KD-ou2np
      @KD-ou2np Рік тому +24

      I mean this sincerely, you should try mushrooms!

    • @bish_puddin
      @bish_puddin Рік тому

      So stop then

  • @CourtLeighB
    @CourtLeighB Рік тому +534

    He is the guy at a house party at 4am I avoid like the plague cause he's speaking utter "profound" shit.

    • @izabelaR
      @izabelaR Рік тому +27

      😂The ones that pretend to be deep to get in your pants are the worst. They're the ones that would spin everything & act like you're not as evolved as them to even be attached in the least, to even expect to be treated like a decent human after hooking up. I had a flat mate that acted that he was so evolved that's why he could sleep around & not get attached.

    • @nina2222
      @nina2222 Рік тому

      Yes😂

    • @CourtLeighB
      @CourtLeighB Рік тому +8

      @@izabelaR not even into my pants, just the one who makes me realise I should have left earlier when I first thought to 😂

    • @aa4488
      @aa4488 Рік тому +2

      I avoid parties period, that’s where the trash @

  • @SN_1D
    @SN_1D Рік тому +8

    The ptoblem with our society is that we ourselves are not smart and when we see an ACTUAL smart person like Cole we go like "Omg! He's trying so hard to be smart". If you look into him you'll understand how smart and well spoken he is and tbh i listened to both the podcasts on call her daddy and the diary of a ceo and i didn't find ANYTHING wrong in what he said. She pushed him to tell what happened with him and Lili so ge had to fucking answer. Whereas i think the other diary if a ceo podcast was just great. I got to see him being him. Grow up people

    • @saffronmcnamara
      @saffronmcnamara Місяць тому

      It all stems from a lack of secureness in their own intelligence. When they see someone who actually knows how to articulate their thoughts well and is able to display a wide vocabulary to convey the specifics of that, people naturally become intimidated by them. The truth is that he is actually an intelligent guy, but everyone wants to follow the sheep mindset and believe otherwise to elevate their own ego.

  • @annalunelli13
    @annalunelli13 Рік тому +19

    Dylan, darling, I'm so sorry this clown is going around being embarrassing with your face.
    Seeing him smoke made me quit smoking immediately

  • @wompwomp1015
    @wompwomp1015 Рік тому +3213

    as someone with mom trauma, part of me understands Cole’s the urge to overcompensate & try to prove himself as ‘an intellectual’, ‘a tortured artist’ etc. His family dynamic combined with the trauma of acting his whole childhood though… I can’t even imagine how that has affected his self-concept & attachment style.
    That said, he comes off extremely entitled, lacks SO MUCH accountability & speaks of others in the most condescending ways possible.
    There’s a difference between being self-aware and working through your trauma with self-awareness. He knows that his past has damaged his confidence & more recent relationships, but it’s clear he has loads to work through.

    • @sociallyawkwardmukbangs1909
      @sociallyawkwardmukbangs1909 Рік тому +116

      You missed a key opportunity to call it “mama trauma”

    • @Sanandita._.
      @Sanandita._. Рік тому +23

      ​@@sociallyawkwardmukbangs1909 Better, momma trauma, which also rhymes

    • @matt928
      @matt928 Рік тому +112

      What exactly does he need to be held accountable for? Sure he did some immature things over the years but so does everybody, he just so happened to be in the limelight during the worst parts of his life. People these days love to take the moral highground and judge people like they are supposed to be some perfect form of existence, meanwhile the guy in this video is easily as pretentious as the one he makes a video about…

    • @avamyst70
      @avamyst70 Рік тому +89

      @@matt928 Well said, and I totally agree. I'm old enough to be Cole Sprouse's mother, and from my perspective he's just a young adult trying his best to be a decent person, while also dealing with a traumatic childhood in which he was forced to be his mother's puppet. Yes, it does seem at times that he's trying a bit too hard with the big words and all, but I watched another podcast he was on (not this one) and found that he's honest and willing to admit his flaws. And you hit the nail on the head, the maker of this video is a complete hypocrite, and comes across as a much bigger A-hole than Cole.

    • @ambriaashley3383
      @ambriaashley3383 Рік тому +23

      @@avamyst70 yeah the memes after Cole talking about his mom were pretty crass … I don’t even have Mom issues but I know better than to make fun of them.

  • @amityislandchum
    @amityislandchum Рік тому +1206

    Cole referring to Vancouver as "a foreign city" is, I suppose technically true, but SO hilarious.

    • @pandulce4447
      @pandulce4447 Рік тому +10

      We literally sound alike in accent, the only thing different is learning french in some parts not all of canada,food, tim Hortons,fast food chains, and that thankfully y'all take refugees, and saying sawrey instead of sawree and the homeless have better chances of getting government help to not be homeless lol which is terrible in America

    • @Aquwert
      @Aquwert Рік тому +37

      @@pandulce4447 Vancouver doesn't speak an ounce of French that's the irony. It's so similar except the restaurants have different names.

    • @tb8654
      @tb8654 Рік тому +2

      ​@@pandulce4447 bro that is absolutely untrue, Canada has a homeless population of over 200,000 while the USA is at 700,000 max at the extreme end of the estimate, the USA has a population that is almost 10 times larger than Canada. The majority of the homeless population in the USA literally has access to an abundance of options, the difference is that these options require one to stop using drugs, report to a case manager, maintain employment, etc.

    • @pandulce4447
      @pandulce4447 Рік тому

      @@tb8654 I'm not saying homeless people have any more advantage over Canadian homeless but y'all have universal healthcare that helps with getting healthcare better than American Medicare which makes people scared of not getting insulin pretty soon copays will make them stay in a hospital do to coma's not saying it's okay actually pretty sad

    • @pandulce4447
      @pandulce4447 Рік тому

      @@tb8654 also I'm a woman lol but thanks for thinking I'm cool enough for bro ranking

  • @sadem1045
    @sadem1045 Рік тому +122

    I hate that Cole Sprouse referred to his mom's mental health/physical health crises as her losing her mind. I don't think it's the most offensive ableist line but it's still hurtful.

    • @LaraCroft36
      @LaraCroft36 Рік тому

      Get over yourself

    • @ripley2995
      @ripley2995 Рік тому +26

      To speak from another side, he admitted to mom trauma/issues. And I don’t fault a young adult for still having anger or using extreme language toward their abusive caretaker.

    • @p1ysaucedo
      @p1ysaucedo 4 місяці тому +1

      Um I say that about myself and my mother, we both have mental illness. Calm down.

    • @sadem1045
      @sadem1045 Місяць тому +1

      ​@p1ysaucedo I have mental illness and I find "she lost her mind" offensive. You calm down.

    • @sadem1045
      @sadem1045 Місяць тому +1

      ​​@@ripley2995 I have a lot of compassion for him and everyone who's had bad relationships with their family members. It's really good that Cole Sprouse has chosen not to heal from his trauma all by himself but I still find his language offensive, as a person with mental health problems myself.

  • @cmmurphy3421
    @cmmurphy3421 Рік тому +15

    Cole saying that your 20's are all mistakes is really funny. Buddy, these podcasts are your BIGGEST (other than Riverdale) your biggest mistakes.

  • @cthulhutheendless1587
    @cthulhutheendless1587 Рік тому +3830

    Cole Sprouse today is what 7 years of playing a pretentious dweeb on TV will do to you

    • @imsotiredofthiscrap2341
      @imsotiredofthiscrap2341 Рік тому +137

      @@raven_moonshine39 please never bring up tumblr era cole sprouse again

    • @RumerPriestly
      @RumerPriestly Рік тому +49

      ​@@raven_moonshine39 the chameleon ring, because you see, in very many ways, HE is a chameleon!

    • @iamjustkiwi
      @iamjustkiwi Рік тому +87

      Maybe his partners all end up "cheating" on him because they're confused why he doesn't have his iconic hat on. You never see him without that hat, after all...he's weird...he's a weirdo.

    • @lexicrunglebiscuits
      @lexicrunglebiscuits Рік тому +59

      Only 7 years? Man, Cody Martin was doing this shit back in 2005!

    • @dangernoodle9961
      @dangernoodle9961 Рік тому +50

      ​@@raven_moonshine39 Cody from the suite life was also a pretentious dweeb though

  • @jonahsingh5645
    @jonahsingh5645 Рік тому +988

    Now I unironically want to quit smoking cigarettes. Thanks for making it look so uncool Cole.

  • @rishidharan6294
    @rishidharan6294 Рік тому +75

    Let's all just give him a break. He's weird. He's a weirdo lol.

  • @rosaleabruce9764
    @rosaleabruce9764 Рік тому +3

    HIEROGLYPHIC TEXT LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @bubblybridget56
    @bubblybridget56 Рік тому +1539

    him smoking those cigarettes is just so embarrassing

    • @iamjustkiwi
      @iamjustkiwi Рік тому +175

      Some people just make it look cool. He is not some people.

    • @Shay416
      @Shay416 Рік тому +63

      He did Riverdale for years. Man has no shame.

    • @mistywindy
      @mistywindy Рік тому +24

      When did this become embarrassing? Many celebrities have done this including cigars even in interviews.

    • @damnnematodes8111
      @damnnematodes8111 Рік тому +60

      ​@mistywindy and they're embarrassing when they do. He's trying to make it artsy.

    • @nataliealice05
      @nataliealice05 Рік тому +34

      He thinks smoking is a flex🤦‍♀️🤣

  • @Kututwo
    @Kututwo Рік тому +1672

    I've seen so many videos recently praising him and this is the exact type of Cole Sprouse slander I was looking for thank you for your service

    • @gaiagyal
      @gaiagyal Рік тому +31

      Right! I was starting to think I was just being a ‘mean girl’ but I’m glad to know I wasn’t the only one cringing!

    • @siouiouioui
      @siouiouioui Рік тому +21

      ​@Gaia Gyal he has a history of being emotionally abusive towards his exes so you definitely shouldn't feel mean

    • @JazzyB9481
      @JazzyB9481 Рік тому +2

      Lol 😂

    • @colonelquakers
      @colonelquakers Рік тому

      😂😂

    • @necroman0011
      @necroman0011 Рік тому +1

      It's not slander if it's true

  • @darcymccabe-pb1se
    @darcymccabe-pb1se 8 місяців тому +3

    People on here acting like they have any idea what his life growing up was like and judging him without any knowledge is pretty stupid tbh

  • @listerjne
    @listerjne Рік тому +2

    bestie ur efforts for not go to waste,,, the shirt pulled in exactly the right way it was a welcome and handsome cosplay wooo

  • @carolliinekiing
    @carolliinekiing Рік тому +994

    he’s either so invested in method acting for Jughead or he’s just that out of touch

    • @soggyfroggy22
      @soggyfroggy22 Рік тому +16

      You could be right! I sense it too

    • @lizz9896
      @lizz9896 Рік тому +76

      hes been like that way before jughead. even had a tumblr where he would say all of this pretentious shit and then at the end said it was a social experiment and called everyone an idiot for following him. he truly believes that hes smarter and above everyone else, he has like this idea of himself that he attempts to play out but its so transparent and needy that its so difficult to listen or even look at, i obviously cant stand him but now, in this media area where we are way to overexposed to celebrities and they just wont shut up... its a lot clearer to see for everyone else too :)
      i really had always assumed i was just being a hater despite loving the show (suite) but now... well, you know the rest

    • @carolliinekiing
      @carolliinekiing Рік тому +7

      @@lizz9896 he needs to be humbled big time

    • @izabelaR
      @izabelaR Рік тому

      ​@@lizz9896 I've only started watching the show recently, as I don't think I'm the target audience for it (I'm 38), but Nancy Drew ended & Sabrina ended, so I turned to Riverdale (after I saw Sabrina on it). I need to try to not hate Jughead to get through it. 😂

    • @ChrisCollins068
      @ChrisCollins068 Рік тому +2

      @@izabelaR Why do people care whether or not this person uses big words or is an ‘intellectual’? Lol I’m close to your age so maybe I’m just out of the loop but I don’t get the Cole hate. Seems to be all petty immature stuff for the most part.

  • @rizznrita
    @rizznrita Рік тому +7

    It’s so funny because any time I’ve seen Dylan in an interview, which granted is far less frequent, he seems so much more normal. Just weird that they came out so opposite.

  • @szeverenyiorsolya3506
    @szeverenyiorsolya3506 Рік тому +4

    'You can just talk like a normal person. That's okay,too.'
    😂

  • @mintygreen9593
    @mintygreen9593 Рік тому +995

    I find this hyper-intellectual character he’s playing especially funny considering he’s literally on a call her daddy podcast 💀

    • @mairarodrigues5024
      @mairarodrigues5024 Рік тому +2

      lol best comment

    • @JohnDoe-hj9fh
      @JohnDoe-hj9fh Рік тому +16

      I don't think he's playing a character I think because he's constantly playing characters like this that's just his actual personality now

  • @alexdyk9813
    @alexdyk9813 Рік тому +755

    “Harmless bully” is an oxymoron. It’s like saying “benevolent tyrant”. She might say this just to be polite. It’s even illogical for anyone to say everyone loves the bully; unless they are the bully themselves and have not attained the minimum mental capacity to ascertain their own treatment of others constitutes a narcissistic trait.

    • @DanniBby
      @DanniBby Рік тому +1

      He is saying it wrong, he meant that people love the bully who is the attractive bad guy, girls do tend to go for the bad guys because they like the risk, feel protected and excuse his behavior because he’s so good looking and selfish, they want his validation.

    • @not-a-ghost2206
      @not-a-ghost2206 Рік тому +2

      @@DanniBby being a bad boy is something else than being a bully though. not every bad guy is a bully and not every bully is a bad guy. infact, most male bullies are just insecure kids who chose to feel better about themselves by structurally hurting people.

  • @hkaleena
    @hkaleena 10 місяців тому +1

    5:50 "you need something to put in your mouth, besides your own foot" was great thank you

  • @ashleys4263
    @ashleys4263 Рік тому +9

    I have been on dates with guys who act like Cole. Makes me so uncomfortable.

  • @maddiemania7172
    @maddiemania7172 Рік тому +942

    the fact that cole couldn't take 1 hour off of smoking and the bigger fact that he definitely thought it would make him look cool and edgy makes me want to walk into a desert never to return

    • @katamattyon
      @katamattyon Рік тому +45

      Most heavy smokers need to smoke at least once an hour. I know Cole is trying to look more cool than he actually is, but it's not his constant smoking that makes that evident, it's the fact that he keeps on drawing attention to it

    • @Gorgeoustweaker
      @Gorgeoustweaker Рік тому +19

      It’s nice to smoke when you’re chatting you people are so weird and nitpick anything

    • @user-bh2fz5sf5e
      @user-bh2fz5sf5e Рік тому +1

      Most smokers smoke more when they are having conversations.. and if he really smokes outside of the podcast then I'm sure he isn't smoking "just to look cool" haha plus this isnt the 80s no one thinks smoking is cool anymore. It's all about the vape now.😂

    • @morkute25
      @morkute25 Рік тому +14

      @@Gorgeoustweaker as an ex smoker, i can see he isn't actually smoking the cig. Mans takes 3 hits and just waits in between for it to go out. The way he is blowing the smoke isn't like a "habit" which smokers just puff and that's it, he moves his lips in different directions, like plays around with the smoke ? As well as the inhaling is short? Its like making smoking aesthetic.

    • @burymeinjhenny918
      @burymeinjhenny918 Рік тому

      @@morkute25 exactly, bro ain’t even ghosting the cig like a #real#smoker

  • @blankb.2277
    @blankb.2277 Рік тому +556

    in very many ways, I appreciate you editing those one thousand clips together

    • @ima.m.1658
      @ima.m.1658 Рік тому +11

      in very many ways, I appreciate this comment

  • @emmableeblah2992
    @emmableeblah2992 Рік тому +8

    In very many ways, Cole has been a guest on podcasts.

  • @sudzyfrog
    @sudzyfrog Рік тому +5

    Cole sounds like my religious parents trying to gaslight me into thinking I was actually wrong the whole time

  • @HeyQuinton
    @HeyQuinton Рік тому +660

    Cole Sprouse is the embodiment of $50 words for a $2 conversation

    • @xox6663
      @xox6663 Рік тому +6

      I laughed a little too hard at this.....Lol!!!!!!!

    • @DocBree13
      @DocBree13 Рік тому

      Perfectly said!

    • @efeso511
      @efeso511 Рік тому

      LOL FR

  • @razmataziest
    @razmataziest Рік тому +283

    Cole gives "name 3 songs" vibes.
    I was also quite weirded out when he basically tried to write off the allegations of mistreatment at Disney basically as rich kids whining. He's dripping in false intellectualism, and ends up coming across as completely ignorant.

  • @kuromi_rosa
    @kuromi_rosa 7 місяців тому +3

    its like he never got out of the jughead character…

  • @harleyquiinnnn
    @harleyquiinnnn Рік тому +22

    I'm so thankful to you for dissecting this professional mansplainer who loves nothing more than the sound of his own ways in such an intellectual way. It's the only way in which listening to him is bearable. Youre an amazing guy 👍🏼

  • @UglyFinDan
    @UglyFinDan Рік тому +266

    His overly long cigarette keeps making me lol. You can tell he’s going for that 90s Johnny Depp thing and it’s just not working. 😂

    • @Brookies_okay
      @Brookies_okay Рік тому +29

      He barely even smokes it, it looks like. He’s mostly holding it 😂

    • @alixmcknight
      @alixmcknight Рік тому +10

      I thought about Johnny Depp too! 😂 It’s sad because what made Depp so “cool” wasn’t the cigarette but his shy speech and authentic quirky taste in art.

    • @UglyFinDan
      @UglyFinDan Рік тому +6

      @@alixmcknight exactly! Johnny never came across as pretentious either.

    • @ronburgundy3172
      @ronburgundy3172 Рік тому +1

      Well y know there are people who are born cool and those who pretend to be cool Cole would be the latter

    • @UglyFinDan
      @UglyFinDan Рік тому +1

      @@ronburgundy3172 BRB running out to find a pack of Parliament 100s..

  • @braknazwy9346
    @braknazwy9346 Рік тому +426

    cole sprouse is literally a real life jughead jones "in case you haven't notice I'm weird I'm a weirdo"

  • @Ukraineaissance2014
    @Ukraineaissance2014 Рік тому +3

    4 cigarettes in an hour I would be shtting myself infront of everybody, no doubt about it.

  • @Katme0w
    @Katme0w 10 місяців тому +1

    10:07 has me CRYING laughing, I totally forgot how bad that scene was lmfaoooooo

  • @vanessaahaha
    @vanessaahaha Рік тому +277

    cole sprouse is that one kid in your honors English class. you know who I'm talking about.

    • @jordan-st7kx
      @jordan-st7kx Рік тому +5

      Truuuuuuuu

    • @izabelaR
      @izabelaR Рік тому +1

      I probably dated that guy. 😂 Well my ex was pretty pretentious like this. We only dated 2 months.

    • @renfairegoddess
      @renfairegoddess Рік тому

      ​@@izabelaR you broke up with him because he didn't reciprocate oral? 😂

  • @AnnaGirardini
    @AnnaGirardini Рік тому +162

    Sorry but the bit about almost all of his former partners "cheating him emotionally" to me sounds like the cherry on a narcissistic cake. Like, what are the parameters? Did they all have romantic non sexual affairs? Did they dare have a trusted confidant who wasn't him? Did they dare roll their eyes at the 10000th time he said (edit) "in very many ways"

    • @izabelaR
      @izabelaR Рік тому +24

      Yes I agree. He very much seems like he could be narcissistic. He's very self absorbed & I can imagine he was selfish & cold in those relationships. He said they were strongly sexual & not really emotional. For him. They probably felt used & empty. I dated his type.

  • @calamari89
    @calamari89 Рік тому +3

    Some weird hieroglyphic text LMFAO

  • @Gruesome420
    @Gruesome420 Рік тому +5

    You ever see someone lack sincerity SO much, you can see the inner workings of the soul they tried to cover up??

  • @taohun
    @taohun Рік тому +201

    the tiktokification of like literally every form of media has to end I’m so serious

  • @IrishGoodbyes
    @IrishGoodbyes Рік тому +266

    the smoking 4 cigarettes in a small closed room is all I need to know about this guy

    • @a_man_dine
      @a_man_dine Рік тому +41

      One cigarette was already pushing it 🤢

    • @babekglam5146
      @babekglam5146 Рік тому +2

      Which is what?lmaoooo

    • @zachryder3150
      @zachryder3150 Рік тому +1

      ON A WHITE COUCH

    • @youreapunkishthing9438
      @youreapunkishthing9438 Рік тому +2

      i'm willing to bet that more than half of the people complaining about him smoking cigarettes are the same people who can't get through the day without smoking weed. it's the exact same but now it's becoming more socially acceptable to smoke weed while smoking cigarettes has become more socially unacceptable. if you can accept someone smoking weed then you can get over yourself when someone smokes a cigarette. both are harmful to your body.

  • @bangbangdead3773
    @bangbangdead3773 Рік тому +16

    I think a lot of us go through a pretentious phase in our lives just bc we haven't learned how to be comfortable with ourselves yet. Most of us grow out of that in our early 20s, but Cole is 30 and hasn't yet. I will say that as someone with ADHD, I do get frustrated with my inability to say things in a clear and concise way. I feel like I use too many words because I'm often misunderstood and I want to make sure to get my point across. I don't think that Cole speaks like that bc he has ADHD, but he comes off as an insecure person who feels the need to prove himself. I can relate to that in a way. Even if we over explain for different reasons.

  • @TehqzuL
    @TehqzuL Рік тому +1

    Supermarket brand Paul Dano , talks about a kid from a Disney show talking for 22 minutes. Love UA-cam recommended

  • @isalisa909
    @isalisa909 Рік тому +589

    Him forcing himself to look cool with a cigarette while using big words is what gets me 😂

  • @ingrid217
    @ingrid217 Рік тому +413

    Cole Sprouse gives me the ick in oh so very many ways. Let's all hope he never discovers the word "plethora".

  • @tbmadeitt
    @tbmadeitt Рік тому +16

    Thank you for taking the time and efforts to put a better version of my thoughts into a video. In very many ways, I appreciate it. And, as I seat here, reminding myself that I need to showcase gratitude in a more impactful way than by just clicking on the like button, I decide to subscribe to your channel and become a part of the community you are creating.

  • @nejdalej
    @nejdalej Рік тому +1

    'Feast for crows, CAWcophony'
    Fucking howling 😂

  • @LizzyAlexis
    @LizzyAlexis Рік тому +739

    My honest response to Cole's recent podcast appearances is that I resonated with his experiences surrounding his mother, and I recognised his awareness in how that relationship impacted him. On the other hand, this reaction video reassured me that I do not need to use big words to make a meaningful point. I felt a bit self-conscious about my own communication skills after watching Cole on The Diary of a CEO. When people present themselves with a pretentious vocabulary, this might create an unnecessary insecurity in the person listening (which it did in me!). Lastly, although it's entertaining to criticise Cole, I don't want to be quick to judge him. He has issues like the rest of us and all we can do is hope for his growth as a person.

    • @mayflower2503
      @mayflower2503 Рік тому +161

      I was searching for a grounded comment like this. The comment section seems so intent on judging this guy for his appearance and mannerisms. I’ve just started the video so perhaps more light is shed on his character in this but so far it just seems judgemental.

    • @wompwomp1015
      @wompwomp1015 Рік тому +29

      you put my thoughts into words, thanks homie

    • @averylfong4843
      @averylfong4843 Рік тому +81

      Yeah the thing that didn't sit right with me during that interview/podcast also was when he said something along the lines of "not aligning with being a victim" because it was "silly to align with victimhood". Bro. You were a kid who was a victim of narcissistic abuse? It's important to acknowledge that and accept that you had no control over that as a child. It doesn't make you weaker to accept that.
      He then goes on to say it's because he thinks trauma exists to make you wiser, and that's how you gain wisdom to be the great person you are today. You know that wisdom can also be passed down from loving, caring parents whose love is unconditional?
      Originally I was resonating with his story too, because my own mother essentially has borderline personality disorder (which is the 'other' one next to narcissism with slightly different cause/symptoms) and I know exactly how it feels to be that "extension of the parent" and only good for fulfilling that person's need.
      But something about what he said about choosing victimhood didn't sit right with me and what you said encapsulates a lot of what I've been thinking.
      Also sending hugs to you because NPD/BPD parents are a handful ❤️

    • @mayflower2503
      @mayflower2503 Рік тому +50

      @@averylfong4843 I get what your saying, I perceived his statement of rejecting victimhood as more like he’s choosing to grow from it rather than living in that victim mentality. My mother also has bpd and she plays the victim card for everything, even when my dad died who she was 10 yrs divorced from it was all about her. This has made me also strongly reject victim mentality and focus on learning from these negative experiences. Not that I was never a victim and I don’t think he meant that either. I could be wrong but that’s just my perspective.

    • @yukikanegawa7470
      @yukikanegawa7470 Рік тому +27

      Using pretentious language is almost always meant to make the speaker feel intellectual in this context. There's places to use it. In professional settings you'll probably use proper language and big words but in a casual podcast?
      There's a time and place for things and if you speak like you're trying to reach a word count or you're writing an email to your English professor to your average person then regardless of whether that person knows those words or not it will make you seem like an unpleasant person. It comes across like you're trying to use big uncommon words so the person will not understand and you'll get the satisfaction of explaining yourself and feeling smarter and above them by doing so. It's pretentious and you look insecure.
      You shouldn't feel that "unnecessary insecurity" because that was the intention. You should feel annoyed that he's making you feel that way and if you meet someone who does that irl then you should tell them to speak plainly. It might feel rude but if they get offended then they are pretentious and we're doing it on purpose and if they accept the criticism them maybe in the future they'll remember and will come across more likable and approachable.

  • @gracelament
    @gracelament Рік тому +275

    I think Cole should bring back his Tumblr account, I just think it would be good for the culture.

    • @ewllen808
      @ewllen808 Рік тому +8

      lmao dude please NO he revived his camera duels account on insta and reading the caption actually killed off the last of my brain cells, i cannot relive the tumblr trauma in 2023 i'm not stable enough

    • @kaileytaylor4518
      @kaileytaylor4518 Рік тому +4

      ​@@ewllen808 I used to like camera duels because I thought he was self-aware and it was all a joke. After watching this I think the one word he DOESNT know is satire

    • @ewllen808
      @ewllen808 Рік тому +6

      @@kaileytaylor4518 unfortunately u are so correct. i used to think the same thing. like when i was younger i thought this man was so intelligent and now i realize he has no idea what he's talking about ever, he just desperately wants to look cool so badly. kinda sad honestly

    • @ewllen808
      @ewllen808 Рік тому

      @Ttt i was still following the ig account, this came up in my recommended. i do not spend every waking moment of my life thinking about cole sprouse

  • @NM-ow9wj
    @NM-ow9wj Рік тому +7

    I’m honestly concerned about him. If anything, I think he’s struggling with some type of mental illness. I hope he gets the help he needs and is able to bounce back from this

  • @clynnburton
    @clynnburton Рік тому +1

    😂Someone! I MEAN SOMEONE LOL ! On his team has to tell him that he says "in very many ways" way too much.

  • @TheHeartsGirl
    @TheHeartsGirl Рік тому +430

    There’s nothing I despise more than people using big complicated words to explain something just to sound smart. Being smart it’s not based on how eloquent you sound, it’s based on the capability of making yourself understood. Like my professor in college that was able to explain to us complicated texts in a way we understood. At least that’s my opinion, didn’t know cole was such an ass

    • @izabelaR
      @izabelaR Рік тому +11

      Wholeheartedly agree 1000%. I've dated this type, so I fell for this bs that they were smarter than me. They sort of manipulate others around them this way. They can fake that you're connecting, where a connection isn't there. They have massive insecurity & massive chip on their shoulder.

    • @sweetestaphrodite
      @sweetestaphrodite Рік тому +4

      Yes!! Rhetoric has nothing to do with how stylish the words you use are, but of how you command language and string it together. It’s more impactful when something meaningful is simply put than when something simple is meaningfully put.

    • @danawilske413
      @danawilske413 Рік тому +5

      bruh “i try to approach everything with a kind of logos that allows me to think more clearly about what i do. which can be offputting to some people because not a lot of people like being met… with logos” bro just said “i value being logical”

    • @nolanrice2016
      @nolanrice2016 Рік тому +5

      Nothing Cole said was complicated tho it was actually pretty easy to understand and I barely graduated highschool. It’s not Cole’s job to cater to unarticulated people that struggle to finish the first page of a book without having a stroke 😭

    • @TheHeartsGirl
      @TheHeartsGirl Рік тому +9

      @@nolanrice2016 ohhh so you’re one of those type of people

  • @ARobinStory92
    @ARobinStory92 Рік тому +433

    A person's verbal tick can say a lot about them. For example, mine is that I'd add 'you know what I mean?' at the end of my sentences, which checks out because I grew up with middle-child syndrome and I'm always concerned if I'm actually being heard and understood. Cole's tick 'in very many ways' shows how desperately he tries to give himself layers. Not just in one way like you plebs, in VERY MANY ways!! See, I'm complex, guys!

    • @dane2858
      @dane2858 Рік тому +22

      Omg that’s so funny, I never noticed that I’m myself or others but now I’m gonna see if I can’t psychoanalyze my friends based off theres 😂

    • @izzy350
      @izzy350 Рік тому +26

      Why do you guys love to psychoanalyze people who you quite frankly- don’t know personally…

    • @AlienAteIt.MyNoraTees
      @AlienAteIt.MyNoraTees Рік тому +4

      my mother end hers with, "what youo think about that". What does that say about her?

    • @heartlotti8184
      @heartlotti8184 Рік тому +2

      OH MY GOD YES I AM THE MIDDLE CHILD TOO I CAN RELATE , I really need to work on it .

    • @erinkinsella91
      @erinkinsella91 Рік тому +1

      ​@Ttt how do you not understand what they mean, they clearly explained it?

  • @Jach93
    @Jach93 11 місяців тому +2

    I enjoyed this video in very many ways!

  • @alexisdaylynn
    @alexisdaylynn Рік тому +11

    I think we all have a phrase that we use as filler and don’t always mean literally, for Cole it’s, “very many ways” and all edited together like that was definitely funny to watch, but anyone could easily edit anyone else like that and have the same effect. We all have our own little phrases, don’t be too hard on the guy :)

  • @theodore1594
    @theodore1594 Рік тому +407

    in very many ways, cole sprouse does actually have intelligence... unfortunately he uses it to sound like an AI who was only fed C+ college dissertations before being asked questions

    • @inezketchup
      @inezketchup Рік тому +27

      I don't know, I think it sounds like someone who thinks they're smart, who *tries to be smart*, reads a lot, but isn't actually clever, doesn't actually have the mental capacity

    • @theodore1594
      @theodore1594 Рік тому +5

      @Ttt i have an issue w ppl who are smarter than me 😩 i will not move on tho

  • @cthulhutheendless1587
    @cthulhutheendless1587 Рік тому +588

    Anyone who unironically uses the phrase “feast for crows” today should be exiled to the furthest corners of Siberia

    • @ruelongcha
      @ruelongcha Рік тому +60

      yo don’t do the arctic siberians dirty like that😂

    • @ladydixon9651
      @ladydixon9651 Рік тому +10

      Hey man it's a good part in the ASOIAF book series, can't we have that exception?

    • @annarita333
      @annarita333 Рік тому +15

      @@ladydixon9651 When he said "lovecraftian"; all I could think about was Alt Shift X describing Euron Greyjoy 😅

  • @kaemincha
    @kaemincha Рік тому +1

    im so glad someone saw these podcast thumbnails and had the same thought

  • @mspotato1354
    @mspotato1354 Рік тому +4

    Makes me wonder how many curtains that block my vision and this makes me SUPER ANXIOUS on how I look when I speak in public and the things I say....
    Because I sure HOPE I never end up like Cole Sprouse in this podcast😭

    • @crispinsday
      @crispinsday 11 місяців тому

      yeah a lot of the negative commenters don't have any idea how many blindspots they have about themselves and how unappealingly the average person comes across when they're not communicating carefully. it's super easy to make someone look bad, and it's even easier when they are making the mistake of actually being more sincere rather than less. if you don't think he comes across as authentic here, i welcome you to record the next 'deep' discord conversation you have with your friends. when you hear it over, you will understand how ugly it is when you listen to or watch someone bare their heart from outside the interaction. it looks gross like cole

  • @jedipwnces
    @jedipwnces Рік тому +182

    In very many ways, this was hard to watch but thank you for your service.

  • @zeyneprabiakaplan4589
    @zeyneprabiakaplan4589 Рік тому +923

    the quote "if i had loved myself a little more, I probably would have left a little earlier" had me flabbergasted. THE AUDACITY. THE NERVE. How can you say something like that about a person you involved romantically with for years? And saying it was a mutual break-up... Yeah sure cole, we can all pretend that you didn't cheat lili with kaia gerber

    • @mariajosesaenz9373
      @mariajosesaenz9373 Рік тому +123

      and then he literally saying "i left" with no little remorse, hes sick

    • @punpun5888
      @punpun5888 Рік тому +9

      Didn't she cheated on him? I'm confused now

    • @DanniBby
      @DanniBby Рік тому +60

      People do leave toxic relationships when they find more self love, how is that bad?

    • @tlangeeful1747
      @tlangeeful1747 Рік тому +56

      i actually really don’t think that was a rude thing to say or weird at all, i think you should perhaps do some self reflecting. out of all the things you could have commented on that he said, this is by far the least weird or wrong

    • @ajcliff8642
      @ajcliff8642 Рік тому +33

      Bro. I don't think that's problematic. Plenty of people say the same shit and get praised for it. Why is he any different?

  • @MomoSimone22
    @MomoSimone22 Рік тому +8

    I find this quite amusing. I didn't know anything about Cole, besides him being on Friends and in Big Daddy, before watching his Diary of a CEO podcast episode, and I was actually really impressed with him during that. Seeing him on this other podcast, he really seems like a weirdo. One thing though, him repeating similar or the same stories on multiple podcasts doesn't seem like it should be an issue. I've seen quite a few people I like to follow on different podcasts and they will provide the same or similar information. What else are they supposed to talk about? They're talking about their story or their speciality, so, they're going to repeat themselves. Also, seems like a leap to suggest that he's trying to follow in the footsteps of Andrew Tate.

  • @shailajachadha6540
    @shailajachadha6540 Рік тому +6

    saw the diary of a CEO interview for like 10 mins and it was so cringey and sad :( i feel some sort of weird but very real disconnected sadness for people I observe that have no sense who they are really.
    appreciate this channel and you.
    also love the pigeon art - pls link if. you can :D