Gordon: "James! Do you always drink like this when you're cooking?" James: "It dulls the horror of the food that I'm gonna eat later on, you see." James: Wins the challenge.
I would pay top dollar to get some fantasy audiobooks narrated by him, he just has that Slightly drunk carrying father that loves his family telling you a bed time story even though he's super tired after a tough day of work kinda vibes.
When I originally watched this video because I was obsessed with Gordon Ramsay I had no bloody clue WHO James may was. Somehow, while watching this video I had convinced myself that James was some sort of retired rockstar who is just a bit of a drunkard nowadays. After watching all of top gear and the grand tour... Mayyybe not so much.
I wish more people saw this side of Gordon. Hes not a nasty person, he does go a bit personal with the insults but he just wants the best out of his chefs. Hes a nice guy at heart.
+hugh myron No actually he isn't a sweetheart in his kitchens, trust me. When you fuck up, your ears will blushing for months. ^^ Many Chefs are like that, in case you don't know. But once away from the kitchen, they are the nicest people to be around with.
+Hitmanfan91 Everyone has the capacity to be nice, question is always what happens when they are given free reign, that is where most people turn to absolute turds.
"I hope this doesn't affect it with shitness" That's it. I've figured it out. James' fish pie was design to suck out the other pie's goodness to win. A sort of goodness leech, if you will. Brilliant.
"Are you swearing in my kitchen?" "Sorry!" *5 minutes later* "Can we get these in the fokken oven now?" "Hold on, I just need to write a word on top" "What are you writing?" "Cock!"
He's actually pretty good friends with Jeremy Clarkson iirc, and seems to know James May as well. I dunno about Richard Hammond, but I bet he knows him too
Its amazing honestly to me that whenever James May is on another show besides Top Gear, he is literally the coolest person in the fucking room when that is the EXACT opposite of his character on TG. Haha just show how badass James actually is when he doesn't have Jeremy Clarkson talking shit about him every 5 seconds! James May literally deserves to host 8-9 different shows, covering various topics from cooking to music, to driving, to building shit and doing your own repairs, etc. The man has endless interests and talents!
I'm watching his cooking show on Amazon, right now. It's got two seasons... And there was that show where he reassembled the lawnmower... And didn't he do a toy train thing?
This is why I love Gordon Ramsey. He always knows his place and his situation in the moment and adapts. thats why he’s successful. You dont see him yelling and screaming here because he knows this setting is very informal and just for fun.
1:32 I didn't take James seriously until this part. It's like those kung fu scenes where the drunken master all of a sudden does a flying high kick or some crazy technique holy shit.
When he opens the bottle at the beginning, you can see its white wine. When you look at the bottle at 3:27, it's red wine. James is just casually drinking two bottles at a time
James May is one of those people that you keep listening to talk about normal stuff or go on strange tangents, yet is endlessly entertaining at the same time.
2:44 just so you know how much IN ZEN James May is during this look at the leaf stuck to his hair while the camera zooms in. The signs were all there Gordon he was the winner before he even got challenged.
Obviously I clicked on this video because I'm a huge fan of James May, but it was also a very pleasant surprise to see Gordon Ramsay joking around and laughing. Granted I know him only by reputation so I don't know how often he's like this on camera, but it's nice to see.
"It dulls the horror of the food I'm going to eat later on." - James May and every college kid
x'D
Riley Thumbs up for being extremely accurate to my current living conditions :D
Matteo Ricci your flatmates/housemates must love you (I'm being genuine, our 'chef' was extremely valued and traded)
Joe Johnson You make us cooks sound like Prostitutes.... Not that I don’t agree with you.
And yet he wins
"James, no swearing in my kitchen" that's the last thing I would hear come out of Ramseys mouth.
Swearing is Chef's privilege.
ElectricalNovice19 it’s a joke
Yep
Then says "I hope to fuck it doesn't affect it, with shitness"
someone call nino to take a picture!
Gordon: "James! Do you always drink like this when you're cooking?"
James: "It dulls the horror of the food that I'm gonna eat later on, you see."
James: Wins the challenge.
It's like something out of Drinky Crow
Gordon should have been a man of his word and ended his career after that.
Ahahah 🤣🤣❤️
Gordon: "James if I loose against that, I'm going to give up cooking, seriously"
Cringe
James May is the most interesting uninteresting man to ever have lived
I would pay top dollar to get some fantasy audiobooks narrated by him, he just has that Slightly drunk carrying father that loves his family telling you a bed time story even though he's super tired after a tough day of work kinda vibes.
@@anarchyandempires5452 daddy issues?
@@Daniel-qn4qy not really, I just really liked bastion and would love to hear a British version.
No that's karl pilkington
That guy try’s to light a fucking SS18 Satan warhead with a lighter towards chipskynorton
James making a better fish pie than Gordon Ramsay while inebriated is the most James May thing ever.
Using the word inebriated to describe James may when he’s inebriated is such a James thing to say
Splendid.
who else thought it was gonna be a video about james may getting drunk and randonmly starting to make a fish pie
That would undoubtedly be so awesome!
I did!! xD
+Merk And than daring Ramsay to taste it. Would have loved to see Gordon run to that trash bin, swearing like a drunk fisherman.
Merk i love the merk name
Merk yes
When I originally watched this video because I was obsessed with Gordon Ramsay I had no bloody clue WHO James may was. Somehow, while watching this video I had convinced myself that James was some sort of retired rockstar who is just a bit of a drunkard nowadays. After watching all of top gear and the grand tour... Mayyybe not so much.
James may is a rockstar, have you not seen him do the top gear theme?
Legit: James May is about THE most interesting person out of the TGT trio.
I’ve had the exact same experience hahaha
Well BRIAN May is the rockstar, and funnily enough he is also an oldie with long grey hair
I had to Google who Ramsay was
Drunk cooking makes both activities better; Captain Slow is doing it right.
+Hyreia Not sure about the cooking part tho, the end result that is. ^^
+TheOpelkoenjas If you're drunk you don't care about the result.
I made my best ever Thai Green curry on cocaine and G&T. Never come close since.
@@Dogboy73 you idiot
@@Dogboy73 was it fun snorting powder that was inside some dudes ass
"if i lose against that, i will give up cooking" ~ Ramsay.
He lost
Ramsay*
Ramsay not Ramsey
What did Ram say?
I like how the comments aren’t about anything but Corrections.
Know he just yells and critiques people for a living lol
I wish more people saw this side of Gordon. Hes not a nasty person, he does go a bit personal with the insults but he just wants the best out of his chefs. Hes a nice guy at heart.
A lot of it is played up for the cameras as well, especially in his U.S. Shows
+hugh myron No actually he isn't a sweetheart in his kitchens, trust me. When you fuck up, your ears will blushing for months. ^^ Many Chefs are like that, in case you don't know. But once away from the kitchen, they are the nicest people to be around with.
+Hitmanfan91 He does have the heart of a nice guy. He killed a guy and carved out his heart.
+Hitmanfan91
Everyone has the capacity to be nice, question is always what happens when they are given free reign, that is where most people turn to absolute turds.
kinda like what happens with clowns, but reverse.
For some reason, it makes my heart happy to hear James May say the word "fuck".
It's better than"oh cock"
+Sean Confer Then watch Top Gear on Netflix! It's uncensored!
+LOSTEpisodesForFree occasionally
+Sean Confer Hehe, especially since he later says: "I'll go bottom." (Ramsey goes top).
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James' natural charisma and charm has completely disarmed Gordon. I've never seen him like this.
"James, are you swearing in my kitchen?"...
Really Ramsay, Really?!
I guess you're too young to understand a joke, kid.
I know it was a joke, i just find it ironic for him to say that. As a matter of fact, im 27, so if im a kid then what does that make you?
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That's what made it a joke, because he knew it was hypocritical and ironic for him to say.
i know, i was being sarcastic, haha
“Look at the speed of that knife!” Ramsay’s genuinely in awe lmao
*Th espeed is a lot m8*
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Bottom gear
"I hope this doesn't affect it with shitness"
That's it. I've figured it out.
James' fish pie was design to suck out the other pie's goodness to win.
A sort of goodness leech, if you will.
Brilliant.
No, it was because he wrote "Cock" on top. And if you see the group who ate James fish pie, it all makes sense 😉
"Are you swearing in my kitchen?"
"Sorry!"
*5 minutes later*
"Can we get these in the fokken oven now?"
"Hold on, I just need to write a word on top"
"What are you writing?"
"Cock!"
Are you swearing in my kitchen? - Gordon Ramsay
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"F*ckin prawns!" - James May in District 9 the movie
Gordon : Tries to cook, concentrate on James and talk at the same time.
James: Drinks wine and almost starts a room tour through the kitchen.
Gordon works so well with top gear
Which is why it was a shame when he was on the first episode of the new TG... You could tell he didn't really want to be there.
im pretty sure he will feature on the grant tour quite a lot.
He's actually pretty good friends with Jeremy Clarkson iirc, and seems to know James May as well. I dunno about Richard Hammond, but I bet he knows him too
Its amazing honestly to me that whenever James May is on another show besides Top Gear, he is literally the coolest person in the fucking room when that is the EXACT opposite of his character on TG. Haha just show how badass James actually is when he doesn't have Jeremy Clarkson talking shit about him every 5 seconds! James May literally deserves to host 8-9 different shows, covering various topics from cooking to music, to driving, to building shit and doing your own repairs, etc. The man has endless interests and talents!
Just shows how how much of a legend Jezza really is
"James May deserves to host 8-9 different shows"
He already does that.
It shows how good Hammond and Clarkson are that James is the least interesting/entertaining man on the show.
I'm watching his cooking show on Amazon, right now. It's got two seasons...
And there was that show where he reassembled the lawnmower...
And didn't he do a toy train thing?
There's also James May: Our man in japan
He visits cities in japan and it's the funniest thing
May... what a fantastic entertainer, would love to actually meet him at a bar/pub one day.
Would love for him to stay on Top Gear.
+Simon Cowell ...Simon can you fix these three legends a car show, May the Hamster get Jizza in hyper cars soonish!
+Sapta Sin d hu They already have one coming July 17 (I think, sometime around then) it is called The Grand Tour. It is on Amazon Prime.
Well mate, i did meet him one at a pub in london, spoke to him for a little bit but he wasnt to friendly he looked rather annoyed
+SuperBoteLL understandable really, I imagine it gets irritating after a while. Not saying you were irritating, I just mean in general
I love how there's shots of James chugging wine interspersed in between all the cooking.
"James did you just swear in my kitchen." that's so ironic coming from gorden ramsay
Liam Turner Gordon was having a laugh.
I love how Gordon's bouncing around like a gremlin on crack while James is just chilling with his wine
I love the fact that James May is incredibly smart and talented but doesn't act all high and mighty
3:21 Germany, 1943 (colourised)
I'm laughing for 10 fucking minutes
you win the internet for today
Hahahaha
I love it how James is telling Gordon what to have his oven on "No you want it at about 80" Haha what a guy
Alternate title: Gordon Ramsay Impressed by Drunk Man's Knife Game
I've never seen Ramsay so happy before. They're like good mates hahaha
"So... what fish have you got in the pie?"
"I've got uh... undyed smoked haddock, and, uh... some white fish"
Whitefish is a type of fish
Fresh air is a type of air
Thomas the tank engine is a tank engine.
Miata is a car made by mazda
So, they cut out the bit about James May actually winning the taste test?
its in another video
you're kidding? so ramsay quit cooking?
@@mortimerrush May won but Gordon didn't quit.
Ramsey: "I think I'm the first person in Britain to see Captain Slow go fast."
This video leaves out the best part. James may wins and gordon gets pissed!
haha YES! I was just about to ask who won :D
it's on the next video
2:45 green vegetable on James' hair :3
I do think that James May is the only man not at all awed by Gordon Ramsay. He just mutters on and goes on doing his stuff. Marvellous.
This is why I love Gordon Ramsey. He always knows his place and his situation in the moment and adapts. thats why he’s successful. You dont see him yelling and screaming here because he knows this setting is very informal and just for fun.
"I think im the first person im brittain that said you were fast" fucking legend
May is one of the funniest people on TV
+logical fruit Jeremy is :P
The only way this would be more fun to watch is if Hammond and Clarkson were there to rip James a new one every 5 minutes.
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he’s one of the only people who can do literally nothing but is really interesting and entertaining
yep
1:32
I didn't take James seriously until this part. It's like those kung fu scenes where the drunken master all of a sudden does a flying high kick or some crazy technique holy shit.
"I'm so drunk I can't remember what I've done"-james may
When he opens the bottle at the beginning, you can see its white wine. When you look at the bottle at 3:27, it's red wine.
James is just casually drinking two bottles at a time
Y E S
"That's very fast, James!" - Gordon might not be the first person to say that...
I can't believe Gordon Ramsay said "you're swearing in my kitchen".
Man I really want to see more of Ramsay and May together... These two are hilarious
Imagine clarkson comes with a shotgun and blew up James dish..
James:"Look what you've done to my bloody pie MAN!!!"
"I've had it there next to yours for the last 10 minutes. I hope to fuck it doesn't infect it....with shitness." lmao
James May is one of those people that you keep listening to talk about normal stuff or go on strange tangents, yet is endlessly entertaining at the same time.
captain slow vs. the man who is forever having his period
2:43 a bit of leaf stuck in james mays hair 😂😂
Its nice how well these 2 get along
This Ramsay guy is a good cook, he should start a show or something
this feels like one of those weird saturday morning cartoon crossover episodes from cartoons as absolutely do not share universe... it is perfect
JAMES AND GORDON IN ONE SHOW WTF? AWESOME! Cars Expert and World Renown Chef? 😍😍😍😍
I think James successfully charmed Gordon for the first and only time ever.
Gordon is so genuinely smiling and laughing it's so cute
You can tell both have an admirable amount of respect for each other.
The show named The F Word, so James can't swear?
F=food
okay
It's sarcasm you fucking dick
Christian kitchen
Gordon Ramsay: you are swearing in my kitchen .... only i swear in my kitchen
Was that Gordan Ramsey saying "are you swearing in my kitchen?"
James May is like doing the cooking version of The Drunken Fist.
Ramsay's reaction at 2:58 always gets me
"It dulls the horror of the food im going to eat later on"
-me explaining why i always watch youtube while eating
This is like Infinity War, you think Ramsay would win but James won.
How nice of Top Gear to collab with smaller british creators
I don't think I've seen Ramsay more genuinely happy in a kitchen before than here with James
I love James May's cooking commentry side by side with Gordon Ramsay. Pure gold
James seems more enthusiastic about this than when he drove the Zonda or XJS...
Gordon was laughing his butt off the entire time, May is hilarious
Gordon is a top bloke. James is a top bloke. Can you imagine having a few drinks down the pub with these two ?!!
It's nice seeing Gordon being what feels more "himself" than the Captain Cussy he does in typical American television.
Gordon: What Are You Cooking?
James: Land Rover Range Rover Evoque 2.0 TD4 E-Capability 4x4 HSE Dynamic.
1:36 listen with your eyes closed
this is the nicest I've ever seen Gordon Ramsay
James may is wonderful personality calm , talented , nice guy ,
I've just noticed, he's brought all his ingredients in A Briefcase
It's so nice to see Gordon so calm
In the kitchen
Gordon is actually a really chill guy off of kitchen nightmares. he's actually one of the nicest people
Best crossover in history.
Gordon Ramsey: James! Look at the time!
Meanwhile...back at Top Gear....
Underrated comment!!! 😂
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James May and Gordon Ramsay cooking show would be awesome. I like how they are both just having a blast and making food.
"I think I'm the first person in Britain to actually see Captain Slow go fast!"
they already seem like good friends lol
James May, the true legend of everything
And now he has wrote a cooking book, James May is just the best man alive, its that simple
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Gordon: “What are you writing in it?”
James: “Cock.”
-Joshua Law
"We'll taste them, and then you'll lose, ok?" Hahaha
2:44 just so you know how much IN ZEN James May is during this look at the leaf stuck to his hair while the camera zooms in. The signs were all there Gordon he was the winner before he even got challenged.
I like the fact, Ramsey is giving advice whilst in competition.
"if I lose against that, SERIOUSLY, Im gonna give up cooking."
I still love the fact I didn’t question James casually carrying around a bottle opener
1:54 Nolan Roux from Lille in fifa 14?
I love their chemistry so much!
I like James May way of cooking. Drink enough and the food tastes awesome anyway xD haha
This has to be the most authentic original chemistry I have ever seen from a presenter on TV. James May is an absolute legend.
that's a bit rich coming from you Gordon telling james not to swear how dare you!!!
Its a joke xD, Gordon is known for swearing so if someone swears in his kitchen its a bit funny
When he uses the knife we could call him Captain Fast XD 🙂😉🤭🤣🤣🤣
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Obviously I clicked on this video because I'm a huge fan of James May, but it was also a very pleasant surprise to see Gordon Ramsay joking around and laughing. Granted I know him only by reputation so I don't know how often he's like this on camera, but it's nice to see.
1:10 - James May swears and Gordon asks James if he’s swearing in his kitchen - hypocritical?
James may drunkenly tossing his pie in the oven is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen