Advance Wars in a Nutshell

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  • @willberg8599
    @willberg8599 Рік тому +1878

    "What is an airport?"
    "What is a war crime?"
    - A child military commander

    • @MasterKnightDH
      @MasterKnightDH Рік тому +89

      Best part is that this is Actually Pretty Funny.

    • @helmetnurilchicken2932
      @helmetnurilchicken2932 Рік тому +70

      Imagine Sturm's feelings after he lost to a kid who doesn't even know what an airport is

    • @naverilllang
      @naverilllang Рік тому +36

      What's a strategy?

    • @spindash64
      @spindash64 Рік тому +14

      I like how the quote source is also an answer to question 2

    • @MasterKnightDH
      @MasterKnightDH Рік тому +4

      @@spindash64 Yeah. That's why this works: it parodies the damn Flanderization.

  • @justinnavarro2778
    @justinnavarro2778 Рік тому +1534

    The *LITERAL CHEATING* part sent my sides into orbit..

    • @UltimaDoombotMK1
      @UltimaDoombotMK1 Рік тому +203

      I honestly thought the POWER bar would just end up extending until it went off the edge of the screen...

    • @Lostcontroller
      @Lostcontroller Рік тому +81

      You could say the same thing when pairing Sami and Sensei.

    • @TheMistermastermario
      @TheMistermastermario Рік тому +72

      @@Lostcontrolleror sensei and hachi
      how to reach the unit cap in 1 turn

    • @kfirnachum4928
      @kfirnachum4928 Рік тому +73

      If i had a nickel for every broken dual strike i would have 11 nickles which is not a lot of money but jesus

    • @webbowser8834
      @webbowser8834 Рік тому +32

      @@TheMistermastermario Ok in fairness, Hachi is so comically busted I would take him solo over most dual CO combos, including Sami Eagle. He is quite literally in his own tier.

  • @NotAnOrk
    @NotAnOrk Рік тому +539

    *"Days of Ruin" stares through the window into the Livingroom where the other three GBA Advance Wars games are frolicking in recognition and adoration*

    • @Teknanam
      @Teknanam Рік тому +64

      Dual Strike was a DS game. Hence its name.

    • @DieselDog403
      @DieselDog403 Рік тому +76

      DoR will always be memorable to me

    • @brandonwilliams6119
      @brandonwilliams6119 Рік тому +11

      Yup Squidward’s Day is Ruined seeing SpongeBob and Patrick having fun playing an Advanced War of Snowball Fights

    • @SkullOfGears
      @SkullOfGears Рік тому +23

      (Patting my 3DS, with my copy of DoR)
      Don't worry, I'm sure you'll get a remake one day...

    • @MrLFJ7
      @MrLFJ7 Рік тому

      Still believe

  • @jaynguyen1573
    @jaynguyen1573 Рік тому +1164

    Lash getting her tech stolen twice and getting triggered was hilarious

    • @marczhu7473
      @marczhu7473 Рік тому +49

      She said it to olaf there a surprise in one of the city in toy box map.

    • @savioferreira8684
      @savioferreira8684 Рік тому +8

      The shift from her second trigger to the nursing home only made it even funnier

  • @navaldeus1327
    @navaldeus1327 Рік тому +1309

    0:19
    > Arrives out of nowhere talking in Blue Moon ancient language
    > Freezes all of Orange Star's forces
    > Refuses to elaborate
    > Dies

    • @Mirageknight2133
      @Mirageknight2133 Рік тому +93

      Fucking legend

    • @leomassafm160
      @leomassafm160 Рік тому +52

      ​@@Mirageknight2133 SigmOlaf grindset

    • @chunta957
      @chunta957 Рік тому

      @@Yourflexxingonmeandidontcare something like " i'm f**ng sick of you, f**ng piece of shit, dumb f**k"

    • @1nterferrom
      @1nterferrom Рік тому

      @@Yourflexxingonmeandidontcare something like "complete piece of stupid shit blyad"

    • @mercenarygundam1487
      @mercenarygundam1487 11 місяців тому +5

      Average Soviet mind

  • @slenderminion2229
    @slenderminion2229 Рік тому +270

    Fun fact about Sturm: His name is German and means "storm". His name in the original Japanese version is "Herr Böse", which is also German and literally means "Mr. Evil". You can't get more obviously evil than that.

    • @Kehwanna
      @Kehwanna Рік тому

      His bio says that he likes invasions and hates peace.
      Von Volt just wants to drain the world so he can be immortal. My question is, who the hell fights for these people?
      "I really feel like he's a leader that can take our country to the next level. He wants us to take over the world so he can live forever, which really oughta address that famine problem our people have been dealing with."
      "I like this Sturm guy, he makes sense. We're clearly the good nation here, the whole world revolves around us like a black hole, hence our name. The world is full of evil, hence why gotta purge the slate."

    • @Skaliton
      @Skaliton Рік тому +37

      Super Famicon wars had a CO whose name is Hetler and looks exactly like you think...I'm pretty sure that takes the cake (He is the 'normal' CO for Green)

    • @TheNapster153
      @TheNapster153 Рік тому +9

      ​@@SkalitonGreat Father from Persona 2 has some snazzy shades though

    • @A_Different_Name
      @A_Different_Name 11 місяців тому +3

      @@SkalitonHetler is actually the default CO for Yellow Comet. For Green Earth, it’s Von Rosso

    • @Green24152
      @Green24152 2 місяці тому +1

      @@A_Different_Name And then they proceeded to make Yellow Comet the JAPAN-THEMED squad in Advance Wars.

  • @vampirtulpe3606
    @vampirtulpe3606 Рік тому +596

    Colin using his power along with the dance completely killed me, thank you for that. The Advance Wars Story is so stupid, but god, I love it so much-

    • @IbnBattutaEG
      @IbnBattutaEG Рік тому +19

      Colin is my favorite commander to pass the whole game, he was the literal cheat mode to win everything despite his weaker units, needed some macro management but was easy once you master him in Adavance Wars 2.

    • @zigfaust
      @zigfaust 7 місяців тому +1

      I laughed my ass off cuz every OG player knows Colin is hands down the best CO and its not even a contest since Kanbe is #2 and gaps everyone else just as hard as Colin gaps him.
      Happy my lad got some respect even if I did always play Grit anyway.

  • @NCHProductions
    @NCHProductions Рік тому +1038

    Hawke SCOP: GUN.
    man I hope wayforward make DualStrike reboot too.

    • @andregon4366
      @andregon4366 Рік тому +72

      All I want is to live long enough to get my hands on Days of Ruin Remake

    • @TheHeavieKiwie
      @TheHeavieKiwie Рік тому +16

      @@andregon4366 Oh yeah my favorite.

    • @AndreasNicklasson
      @AndreasNicklasson Рік тому +32

      Hell, even adding the Dual Strike COs as DLC would be nice.

    • @lordmarshmal_0643
      @lordmarshmal_0643 Рік тому +12

      Dual Strike was great lul, we need it back
      Days of Ruin is hit n miss for me (the CO rework detracts from the experience a bit for me what with their day-to-days largely being too localized to drastically change your playstyle) but it'd be nice to see too
      -Also NCH gang NCH gang NC-

    • @andregon4366
      @andregon4366 Рік тому +15

      @@lordmarshmal_0643 I like DoR because it's more balanced.
      Anti tanks are awesome, aircraft carriers are fun to use, and Battleships can move and fire.
      The animations aren't that good though.

  • @AdderMoray
    @AdderMoray Рік тому +163

    Hawke truly operates on the power of friendship and that gun he found.

    • @zigfaust
      @zigfaust 7 місяців тому +3

      I mean.... you joke but Hawkes compassion for Drake and then Colin carried hard as fuck during Black Hole operations.

  • @ninovalencia135
    @ninovalencia135 Рік тому +1501

    So that's why Hawke's co power takes too long. His real power was removing a CO from existence.

    • @Manavine
      @Manavine Рік тому +86

      Sasha does it to tag COs with two balls and a bong

    • @arroz-autista7766
      @arroz-autista7766 Рік тому +124

      Hawke's power: actual homicide

    • @brandonwilliams6119
      @brandonwilliams6119 Рік тому +66

      Hawke is more powerful than we thought, he only uses 1% of his power with Black Wave, 2% with Black Storm and 100% with removing someone from existence.

    • @gameuniverse5973
      @gameuniverse5973 Рік тому +22

      Nah Sturm is alive i refuse to believe he dead coping hard here

    • @XellosNi
      @XellosNi Рік тому +13

      End of Black Hole Rising Remake basically confirms this.

  • @AleksanderDrako
    @AleksanderDrako Рік тому +361

    When your Power is an ability to just remove any character from the story bu just shooting them to the back of their head - You know you are the god in the story

    • @technic1285
      @technic1285 Рік тому +10

      I'm pretty sure I have that power.

    • @curts7801
      @curts7801 Рік тому

      @@technic1285 not with that yee yee ass haircut you don’t.

  • @miguelangelmendez7767
    @miguelangelmendez7767 Рік тому +247

    That's an accurate representation of Hawke's CO Super Power. Once per game, but very "impactful".

    • @Antifrost
      @Antifrost Рік тому +42

      When I played AW2 as a kid, Hawke had what my brother and I called "black magic". If he ever said "This is the end" or "Farewell" before activating his Super CO Power, he fucking meant it and we'd get wrecked that turn. It became so notorious that I don't even remember what his third quote was.

    • @kfirnachum4928
      @kfirnachum4928 Рік тому +13

      ​@@Antifrost its "i commend you for pushing me this far"

  • @Alex06CoSonic
    @Alex06CoSonic Рік тому +51

    8:20 So that's why it's called "Dual Strike"
    Cause it's twice now that Hawke shot his and BH's commander in chief.

  • @Priestbilly
    @Priestbilly Рік тому +77

    6:08
    I never get tired of finding these single still frames of -quality- in your videos.

    • @StrangerOman
      @StrangerOman Рік тому +11

      I was looking for the man of culture comment. Thank you, King.

    • @ardantop132na6
      @ardantop132na6 10 місяців тому +4

      Bookmarking

  • @Antifrost
    @Antifrost Рік тому +129

    Moral of the story:
    HAWKE GETS SHIT DONE

  • @TheRaptor0101
    @TheRaptor0101 Рік тому +173

    "I can't kill a person"
    - Commands people in battles to sometimes their literal deaths
    I love AW tone o3o

    • @MrOmegatronic
      @MrOmegatronic Рік тому +8

      Technically true! He'd have to be pulling the trigger himself to be the one killing people!

    • @ElodieHiras
      @ElodieHiras Рік тому +23

      Let's be honest, the reason why sniping is one of the hardest job in the military is that you actually have to shoot people in cold blood whom aren't a threat to you. Killing someone who's not a threat to you in cold blood isn't as easy as Hollywood makes it look.
      In psychological terms, artillery crew shoot at coordinates on a grid. Point the gun up, fire, and the shell explodes far enough from you you don't even see or hear it.
      Bomber crews are flying sky-high (literally) and dropping bombs on things too far down to see clearly, let alone see as humans.
      Fighter pilots shoot at vehicles. Occupied vehicles, true, but they're very rarely close enough to see the people in them.
      Even tank crews would be considered legally blind if they saw as badly in civilian life as they see the world from a tank.
      Even infantry has it reasonably easy. It's easier to shoot back at someone who's, y'know, actually shooting at you, than it is to gun down an unarmed guy.
      Snipers, being hidden and away from the battle, have to gun down people whom are no danger to them.
      And this is basically a firing squad situation, which is even worse, in psychological term. The kind of situations where soldiers will routinely refuse to shoot unless you load one of the rifles with a blank round, tell them one of the rifles is shooting blanks, but without telling them *which one* is, so hey, 1-in-5 chances of being the one shooting blanks! You could be the lucky guy and have your conscience clean!
      And Hawke is.. Well... Hawke. Hawke doesn't give a shit.

    • @bulldozer281
      @bulldozer281 Рік тому +9

      AW Days of Ruin: Warcrimes all day every day

    • @ElodieHiras
      @ElodieHiras Рік тому +9

      @@bulldozer281 "Okay, we're gonna rob a bank and probably kill a lot of people, so put on your most intimidating mask!"
      *puts on BBQ Chef hat, anime girl mask, and chicken head mask*
      *sigh*

    • @clownplayer7265
      @clownplayer7265 Рік тому +2

      @@ElodieHiras
      That might explain why Black Hole troopers have covered faces. So the player wouldn't feel too guilty about it in the campaign.

  • @DarkKirby8976
    @DarkKirby8976 Рік тому +84

    Hawke Shooting Von Bolt is like: "Do I have to do EVERYTHING myself?!"

  • @bwiisoldier2658
    @bwiisoldier2658 Рік тому +1012

    The advance wars remakes are one step closer to Nintendo even acknowledging the existence of Battalion Wars.
    One day. One day.

    • @NotSatanDisguised
      @NotSatanDisguised Рік тому +56

      I'm afraid Battalion Wars has gone the way of Buck Bumble. I'm so sorry.

    • @victoriazero8869
      @victoriazero8869 Рік тому +43

      Battalion Wars was too mature for Nintendo kids, sorry.

    • @scottgrey3337
      @scottgrey3337 Рік тому +35

      Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time

    • @arisenspirit
      @arisenspirit Рік тому +43

      Battalion wars my beloved

    • @zecharl-1348
      @zecharl-1348 Рік тому +29

      ​@@arisenspirit Yeah, battalion wars was my gateway to strategy games as a kid, loved that game man :/

  • @Veryfreshveryflourish24
    @Veryfreshveryflourish24 Рік тому +118

    Hawke lowkey carrying the fate of the world on his broad shoulders is accurate.

  • @montywh
    @montywh Рік тому +216

    5:54 giving me flashbacks to Valkyria Chronicles. repeatable mission you can farm for exp, and the only thing people do is take Alicia from the start straight to the enemy base camp in like round 1 or 2. instant S rank, which gives a decent exp pool, and you can level up your troops after each run

    • @elolawynladriel
      @elolawynladriel Рік тому +28

      Yeah, good times. VC is incredibly stingy with S requirements. They could give us more leeway with turns and perhaps deduce points from damage and losses suffered to make us use cover and engineers.

    • @bvd_vlvd
      @bvd_vlvd Рік тому +4

      I'm so happy many people love both of those. VC1 is my favourite game of all time and AW is something I put most hours in after pokemon

    • @pontusborg7642
      @pontusborg7642 Рік тому +1

      Oh yeah, Super Robot Wars R had one of those missions too....
      Holy shit could you have a monster team by the end of the game.

    • @Teknanam
      @Teknanam Рік тому +6

      I wish Sega respected Valkyria Chronicles more. :(

    • @paperluigi6132
      @paperluigi6132 Рік тому +1

      Which mission was that?

  • @XCIXZapdos
    @XCIXZapdos Рік тому +38

    4:37 For his super power he wields a gun

  • @StarReveurMA
    @StarReveurMA Рік тому +153

    Man I feel like hawk is literally doing all the work for the allied nations. Smh

    • @calprey
      @calprey Рік тому +2

      The Allied Nations work is to just distract enough so Hawk can shoot the current big bad.

    • @helmetnurilchicken2932
      @helmetnurilchicken2932 Рік тому +28

      His Solution is Gun

    • @Bavarianranker
      @Bavarianranker 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@helmetnurilchicken2932 a truly good one at that.

  • @bivcbmtgstgtssscqcrddgtrsm2257
    @bivcbmtgstgtssscqcrddgtrsm2257 Рік тому +49

    The reason Hawke didn't do that sooner is because his super power was still charging.

  • @brandonwilliams6119
    @brandonwilliams6119 Рік тому +141

    >Olaf pulls a Kool Aid Man and casts Blizzard
    >Orange Star just passing by like a Plague invading Yellow- I mean Gold Comet
    >Drake, Sonja and Grit recognizing there’s an imposter who attacked Green Earth
    >Colin making money appear out of thin air
    >Sami and Eagle are disgustingly OP when tagged together
    This video made my Saturday, I couldn’t ask for anything more than an Advanced Nutshell in a War!

  • @kdot4068
    @kdot4068 Рік тому +596

    "You know what else is long and hard? Filling my CO Power Meter"
    This made me laugh a lot harder than it should.

  • @sanitysanitation
    @sanitysanitation Рік тому +78

    "For his CO Power, he wields a gun!" - Nell

  • @5h0rgunn45
    @5h0rgunn45 Рік тому +120

    I played parts of Advance Wars 1 and 2 many years ago when I was just a young'un. In the first one, couldn't comprehend why Orange Star was invading everyone for absolutely no reason while pretending to be totally innocent. In the second one, I couldn't get over almost everyone's extreme flippant attitude toward the deaths of thousands of their own soldiers and concluded they must be using robots to fight their wars.

    • @Eidako
      @Eidako Рік тому +62

      Eagle: "Let's have one more battle! Just for fun!"
      Andy: "Okay!"
      (both send hundreds of men to their deaths)

    • @5h0rgunn45
      @5h0rgunn45 Рік тому +4

      @@Eidako
      Did that really happen? I don't think I got that far in the game.

    • @Eidako
      @Eidako Рік тому +34

      @@5h0rgunn45 It's an extra stage if you complete the "final" mission with Eagle. Eagle asks Andy for a rematch and he agrees.

    • @shorewall
      @shorewall Рік тому +10

      @@Eidako Maybe they are War Games exercises. :D

    • @Kehwanna
      @Kehwanna Рік тому +17

      @@Eidako I also love how if you mess up in the final mission of the second game Nell just casually says that the missile only destroyed half of the world (implying billions of lives along with possible long-lasting environmental damage) and to fret not as you can try again.
      When you win, despite all the apocalyptic terror the world went through - they have a barbecue, most definitely while a bunch of veterans are mourning the loss of family and friends.

  • @reddawn1873
    @reddawn1873 Рік тому +79

    sami looking at the real andy like I can't believe andy did this

  • @NoNameAtAll2
    @NoNameAtAll2 Рік тому +121

    long war with million casualties
    main hero: I can't kill you!

    • @marcoasturias8520
      @marcoasturias8520 Рік тому

      He only sends people to kill

    • @ardantop132na6
      @ardantop132na6 Рік тому +44

      Rivals: We're having a friendly match
      Afterwards: The place is a wasteland filled with the debris of downed Bombers and Bcopters.

    • @aprinnyonbreak1290
      @aprinnyonbreak1290 Рік тому +21

      Sonja: Haha I am gathering intel and testing you :3
      Casualties: Lots

    • @Scatmanseth
      @Scatmanseth Рік тому +9

      It’s following Yakuza rules: if the killing didn’t happen in a cutscene, it doesn’t count.

    • @clownplayer7265
      @clownplayer7265 Рік тому +18

      Von Bolt: "If you kill me, you've become a monster like me."
      Andy: "What's a monster?" *Shoots*

  • @Siinory
    @Siinory Рік тому +14

    "Dude... I can't kill a person." What about the hundreds of people you've killed on your way?

  • @seld2040
    @seld2040 Рік тому +51

    The Hawke Power Meter joke killed me. Great work!

  • @bobchipman4473
    @bobchipman4473 Рік тому +31

    That little bit of Sturm catching Sonja in a net is hilarious.

  • @thericeknight
    @thericeknight Рік тому +138

    Love how accurate this is. That Literal Cheating Tag Power lmao. Yeah, it's broken, but takes too long to charge too.
    Hope we get a AW:DS Remake. I miss that game a lot.

    • @HihiouZabimaru182
      @HihiouZabimaru182 Рік тому +3

      Never understood why tf everyone thought it was broken. If I saw it coming I'd always park an AA unit over my HQ and key factories so you can't take over too much of my infrastructure. Wasn't completely foolproof but was usually enough to make them think twice and get my own tag in first.

    • @Antifrost
      @Antifrost Рік тому +5

      @@HihiouZabimaru182 It's definitely easier to exploit in single player, but even then the player can use Eagle's turn to clear out any units in the way. Even if there are no airports, Eagle doesn't have weaker ground units, so two actions with a decent enough unit composition should be able to clean up whatever's between them and whatever they want to capture that turn (three actions once you count Sami's, and by that point her weaker direct fire shouldn't be an issue to clear out what's left). Of course, as TheRiceKnight points out, it takes several years to charge it anyway so there is a real drawback and you can prepare for it.

    • @Neko_Medic
      @Neko_Medic Рік тому +2

      Sami and eagle tag is both overrated and underrated.

    • @yosefyonin6824
      @yosefyonin6824 Рік тому +3

      would have been even better if the power meter broke out of it's frame

  • @Hone_mor2525
    @Hone_mor2525 Рік тому +24

    7:21
    That alone deserves a like

    • @jB-mg3sv
      @jB-mg3sv Рік тому +6

      Kindle mains when their opponents park on cities.

  • @christopherc7075
    @christopherc7075 Рік тому +21

    6:19 Ah, building a Pipe runner on your factory, what a classic move...

  • @RTheu2109
    @RTheu2109 Рік тому +33

    Meanwhile in days of ruin
    "The world entered an apocalyptic state...
    I guess I'll start a war now"

    • @helmetnurilchicken2932
      @helmetnurilchicken2932 Рік тому +14

      The world has been destroyed
      "Let's kill the survivors"
      "Let's continue our war from 20 years ago"
      "Let's create a virus"

    • @GarlicPudding
      @GarlicPudding Рік тому

      World ended
      Still has functioning industrial base that can crank out quality military equipment.

  • @NygesOverlord
    @NygesOverlord Рік тому +88

    This was a great watch! Had a good laugh too! Keep it up! :)

  • @Kehwanna
    @Kehwanna Рік тому +12

    I never got how these countries just never noticed a foreign entity building massive region-sized factories and other super structures on their land, or why Black Hole never put that pipe underground.

  • @Traskelion
    @Traskelion Рік тому +8

    4:26 "I am going to commit sudoku, and-"
    As bonkers as all this was, I can't be sure whether this was intentional or not...

  • @aldric3178
    @aldric3178 Рік тому +12

    2:06 for those who don't play this game. that's not even a made up name for the antagonist. that's his real name lol.

  • @DoctorSpacebar
    @DoctorSpacebar Рік тому +38

    Not pictured: Many, many, MANY failed attempts at Crystal Calamity

    • @a-s-greig
      @a-s-greig Рік тому +8

      Phase 1: Infantry rush the Silos.
      Phase 2: Break the Black Cannon before Orange Star freakin' dies
      Phase 3: Draw units out from around the Black Obelisk (and keep Orange Star from dying)
      Phase 4: When Orange Star finally isn't dying, hit the Obelisk full-force.

    • @gameuniverse5973
      @gameuniverse5973 Рік тому

      Ahhhhhhhhhhhh still stuck in that mission since i have i forgot about the game annoying

    • @gameuniverse5973
      @gameuniverse5973 Рік тому +1

      ​@@a-s-greigoh yeah it nice when I am not getting railed hard by the fact if they get even one you lose

  • @skypheonix619
    @skypheonix619 Рік тому +40

    Sturm & Von Bolt: **Commits War Crime**
    Hawke: Hi! I'm Hawke say goodbye to War Crime surfaces with Crime Gun. With just 1 shot from Crime Gun.
    BANG!
    And it sparkles like new!

    • @Hengyi2301
      @Hengyi2301 Рік тому +2

      i can hear word... wtf

    • @Kingjustin1019
      @Kingjustin1019 Рік тому +1

      “BANG BANG BANG! I LOVE YOU CRIME GUN!”

  • @littlekuribohimposte
    @littlekuribohimposte Рік тому +22

    Von Bolt: You can’t kill me
    Jake: I can’t, but he can
    Hawke: *Cocks gun*

  • @Polaris5664
    @Polaris5664 Рік тому +219

    "Oh boy, I can't wait for Hawke to come back and be the boss of the black hole army in dual strike. Im sure they wont fuck that up and make him lose to a fat guy in a wheel chair."
    -Mangs on dual strike

    • @gameuniverse5973
      @gameuniverse5973 Рік тому +9

      Honestly no offense to hawke but unless he gets a massive glow up i can't take him seriously as the boss of the bh army not that von is any better but Sturm had that aura that screams final boss

    • @Teknanam
      @Teknanam Рік тому +29

      @@gameuniverse5973
      I could take Hawke more serious than Von Bolt though. Hawke may not have a final boss aura, but he at least has a threatening aura. Unlike the wheelchair bound old man.

    • @whichDude
      @whichDude Рік тому +1

      ​@@gameuniverse5973Best thing I can think of would be to have him completely take over 1 of the 4 allies land. Like he had Green Earth on the ropes before Jess and other nations arrived. Just start the game with him having legit conquered someone, and waging war all over. They would also need to make Adder better and more competent since he would be Hawke's right hand man (essentially filling Hawke's former shoes) since he was already Hawke's go to guy. Get Lash to make some exclusive Black Hole only weapons to give them an edge (maybe an indirect that can move the shoot like days of ruin battleships could).

    • @helmetnurilchicken2932
      @helmetnurilchicken2932 Рік тому +5

      ​@@Teknanam Wait, Von -Bolt- Bald has an "Aura"? Also the north side of the Dual Strike's Final Mission looks like a Minecraft Flat World. So many slime and plain

  • @ShadowdaHedgie11
    @ShadowdaHedgie11 Рік тому +28

    Andy: Who are you?
    Andy Clone: I am you, but I'm actually competent and know what an airport is.
    It was also kinda weird that the clones were all the leaders/main characters of their respective nations... and then there's Drake.

    • @Posby95
      @Posby95 Рік тому +6

      Andy's not the leader of Orange Star. Nell is.

    • @ShadowdaHedgie11
      @ShadowdaHedgie11 Рік тому +7

      @@Posby95 Hence why I said 'Leaders/Main characters'. Andy is not the leader of Orange Star but he was definitely the most prominent Orange Star C.O. In Advance Wars 1 and 2.

    • @thericeknight
      @thericeknight Рік тому

      From what I observed, they have the clones from those who aren't active in the Allied Nations, probably busy in their own countries.

  • @helmetnurilchicken2932
    @helmetnurilchicken2932 Рік тому +15

    The Description:
    "Advance Wars is a game series where you participate in battalion wars to prevent a *dark conflict* so your *days won't be in ruins.* "
    👀

  • @xan1m440
    @xan1m440 Рік тому +12

    "I can't kill you! ... But he can."
    *Hawke GUN*

  • @eddiec9756
    @eddiec9756 Рік тому +22

    Its great to see Advance Wars get love and recognition now after all these years

  • @Zythria
    @Zythria Рік тому +112

    Someone... Did not use Max very much. Because Max is a monster in the first game and actually walks all over, literally everyone.

    • @theod4660
      @theod4660 Рік тому +58

      Let’s give this CO +50% attack in a game where damaged units deal less damage. What could go wrong?

    • @curts7801
      @curts7801 Рік тому +8

      Real talk time, the main theme of Advance Wars 1 is also Max’s theme. Crank it on max and watch your tanks blow the map in half.

  • @Ctrekoz
    @Ctrekoz Рік тому +60

    Hawke talking about his "long and hard" was perfect. Also using mostly Re-Boot music but Hawke's Dual Strike one, I see you are the man of culture. Also "Blue Moon ancient language". Also Kindle at 7:19 hahaha.
    Masterpiece.

    • @Skul1ManEXE
      @Skul1ManEXE Рік тому +3

      Kindle out there with the unspoken rizz

  • @nothinghere9127
    @nothinghere9127 Рік тому +22

    "I can't kill a person" -says a commander of a battlegroup

  • @electric1926
    @electric1926 Рік тому +14

    I too imagined Maverick shouting "Black Storm" to Sturm and then just shooting at his face

  • @Doggdemon_VODs
    @Doggdemon_VODs Рік тому +23

    I fucking died at the literal cheating part. That was legit my go to Strat

  • @andregon4366
    @andregon4366 Рік тому +16

    2:50 Colin should pull out a cellphone and beg his dad for money.
    That would be funnier.

  • @DoktorVicTim
    @DoktorVicTim Рік тому +10

    Koal/Zak and Jugger arrives
    "Look, guys! It's discount Flak and Adder!"

    • @aprinnyonbreak1290
      @aprinnyonbreak1290 Рік тому +2

      You take that back.
      Jugger is way better than Flak. Flak is worse than having no CO, while Jugger is a lifestyle

    • @XanKriegor88
      @XanKriegor88 Рік тому +3

      @@aprinnyonbreak1290 Nah. Jugger is just Flak doing cosplay.

    • @jB-mg3sv
      @jB-mg3sv Рік тому +1

      If Von Bolt is Sturm lite, then Jugger is Flak lite.

  • @thergmtk
    @thergmtk Рік тому +18

    Ah, nothing like thousands of deaths being brushed off.
    Great game.

  • @yurikovRUKR762
    @yurikovRUKR762 Рік тому +71

    I love the part where you use Haix's rage for Olaf

  • @amiasg9305
    @amiasg9305 Рік тому +16

    Von Bolt's wheelchair wheels spinning slowly had me dying

  • @769_tYu
    @769_tYu Рік тому +3

    As someone who plays all the Advance War, this is so accurate and somehow it's bring tears, what a nostalgia. I always love play with my brother, and the our most favorite matchup is Colin Vs. Nell. Power of Money V.S Lady Luck. Man...what a beautiful time

  • @crashlogger4283
    @crashlogger4283 Рік тому +10

    8:05
    "Last chance to look at me, Hector"

  • @frijolitoazul4343
    @frijolitoazul4343 Рік тому +30

    1:59 what sturm should actually have sounded like

  • @cobalt2672
    @cobalt2672 Рік тому +3

    You know, finding "The Rong Rong Frame" has become a lot easier since UA-cam added the replay-o-meter

  • @DarkAtHearts
    @DarkAtHearts Рік тому +34

    As someone who played the original advanced war games on d s and advance. I FREAKEN LOVED THIS.
    THE MEMES. THE JOKES!!. There was honestly hours worth of material. That could be made!!
    I am happy that the new gamesare out for new generations to play. Or else that would only have been like 3% that would have gotton the jokes. And yet the entire game has lets play on youtube.

  • @royalghost4914
    @royalghost4914 Рік тому +3

    Omg this is the best thing I've watched all day. Love it!!

  • @Tox1cAshes
    @Tox1cAshes Рік тому +16

    6:08 secret frame

  • @yunalee6707
    @yunalee6707 Рік тому +47

    But wait, what if everyone’s days, were ruined????
    Either way, this was great and has so much meme potential

  • @astral.doomsday7951
    @astral.doomsday7951 Рік тому +73

    "Literal Cheating"
    I feel that one... so much

  • @MaxiUsagi
    @MaxiUsagi Рік тому +25

    it's been a while since a nutshell series and no fanservice frames ? 😭😭😢
    edit: nvm it's on 6.07
    thanks as always rongrong

  • @Mechagodzilla128
    @Mechagodzilla128 Рік тому +97

    You missed Advance wars days of ruin, but otherwise pretty accurate.

    • @theod4660
      @theod4660 Рік тому +25

      Was really expecting Sturm to come back at the end spamming his remote with the text: and then everyone die

    • @TheMaxsherwin3000
      @TheMaxsherwin3000 Рік тому +16

      Its a spin off so it does not count

    • @MrOnepiecem7
      @MrOnepiecem7 Рік тому +3

      @@TheMaxsherwin3000 *reboot

    • @webbowser8834
      @webbowser8834 Рік тому +3

      Check the description...

  • @tsunami729
    @tsunami729 Рік тому +7

    Oddly enough, Lash was one of my favorite characters…and Collin does print money very fast

  • @FemboyStrategy
    @FemboyStrategy Рік тому +8

    this video is 11/10, hope I can keep seeing more stuff from you!

  • @Vile_Demiurge
    @Vile_Demiurge Рік тому +7

    I nearly died laughing when Kindle showed up the first time. Good job.

  • @bruhchannel1216
    @bruhchannel1216 5 місяців тому +1

    "dude i cant kill a person"
    meanwhile in advance war 1. you cause more casualties in a "friendly" war than during the entire campaign

  • @skypheonix619
    @skypheonix619 Рік тому +7

    1:41
    This Vid: I am you but COOLER!
    Me Watching this thinking: **Insert Rush Hour 3 "He's Mi and I'm Yu" scene**

  • @PsychTheCraze
    @PsychTheCraze Рік тому +6

    after unlocking all the co's in the campaigns, this is the content I need more of

  • @savioferreira8684
    @savioferreira8684 Рік тому +6

    3:49 ya got me in the 1st half not gonna lie

  • @hassage267
    @hassage267 Рік тому +3

    One of the best Advance Wars videos

  • @pharaohthutmosis7803
    @pharaohthutmosis7803 Рік тому +3

    that you used the Dual strike/aw2 original version of hawkes theme, and not his BOTCHED reboot camp one makes me happy and sad at the same time.
    im so mad they fukked it up

  • @OneColdRepublican
    @OneColdRepublican Рік тому +8

    Jake: I can't Kill a person...
    Von Bolt: hahaha
    Hawke: But I can.
    Von Bolt: ...I have gravely miscalculated.

  • @kentmichaelgalang686
    @kentmichaelgalang686 Рік тому +2

    bro that kindle jumpscare was gold
    also i love how hawke shooting people was depicted lmao

  • @iamLI3
    @iamLI3 Рік тому +5

    you have no idea how hard i laughed at hawk's co power , literally banged my desk hung over crying X"D ..........

  • @Just_a_Dragon69
    @Just_a_Dragon69 Рік тому +6

    3:17 this subtitles are gold 😂

  • @QueenAleenaFan
    @QueenAleenaFan Рік тому +17

    Hawke does have a hard life.

  • @Draylin41
    @Draylin41 Рік тому +7

    Loved it even though I don't get any of the Dual Strike references since I haven't played that one. Here's to hoping for a modern rerelease of that for us plebs that never owned the portable systems.

  • @apollyon6855
    @apollyon6855 Рік тому +3

    Finally, Hawk with a glock

  • @Hey_yall_Jared_here.
    @Hey_yall_Jared_here. Рік тому +3

    Now I’m caught up on the lore, thanks dude

  • @wh3nderson95
    @wh3nderson95 Рік тому +25

    I mean. Jake is gonna clap some Blue Moon cheeks.

  • @bebox4528
    @bebox4528 7 місяців тому +1

    flak doing 1 damage with scop KILLED me

  • @supermonkeyballdude
    @supermonkeyballdude Рік тому +4

    Always good to see a legend post new videos

  • @Hugelag
    @Hugelag Рік тому +11

    We're one step closer to getting that Days of Ruin remake.

  • @TruMikuel
    @TruMikuel Рік тому +5

    Only thing unrealistic here is making sturm seem like a joke...
    Man was broke

  • @vincentthelego7967
    @vincentthelego7967 Рік тому +27

    Imagine the space satellite mission being easy.😢

  • @dazneko
    @dazneko Рік тому +48

    Next is Fire Emblem in a Nutshell

  • @Another_El_User
    @Another_El_User Рік тому +9

    "What's a war crime?"
    -Someone after hearing the Geneva Suggestion

  • @Undozed
    @Undozed Рік тому +1

    I don't know anything about this gaem, but man with white hair is my favourite character now

  • @BenjaMan64
    @BenjaMan64 Рік тому +2

    Hahaha. It's fun because it's all true! Thanks for the animation, awesome job!

  • @Fabrezz123
    @Fabrezz123 Рік тому +3

    I appreciate the Sami theme at the end. It goes so hard.

  • @Moeflyer6213
    @Moeflyer6213 11 місяців тому +1

    Hawke's CO Power = Backstabbing his boss.

  • @shiniblackrose
    @shiniblackrose Рік тому +3

    Some Asvance Wars love?! I'm here for it, awesome as always Rong!

  • @miguelangelmendez7767
    @miguelangelmendez7767 Рік тому +3

    You know, I kinda expected Jugger to sound like R2-D2 at some point...