Elon's Creepy Office Texts | Chapo Trap House

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  • Опубліковано 18 чер 2024
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  • @zissou6928
    @zissou6928 11 днів тому +93

    Only Musk can get ghosted by his own groupies

    • @tackycardia
      @tackycardia 11 днів тому +33

      You know shit’s dire when Zuckerberg looks more fuckable than you

  • @doctorbarber1
    @doctorbarber1 11 днів тому +30

    "If you want a picture of the future, imagine an unsocialized billionaire manchild double texting- forever" - George Orville, 1986

    • @GrayMansEndlessIncite
      @GrayMansEndlessIncite 10 днів тому +4

      Oh it's still going to be a boot stomping on a human face forever, it's just the boot is going to have some bullshit wearable tech and Elon Musk's face is going to be on unskippable ads instead of Big Brother's face on propaganda posters.

    • @doctorbarber1
      @doctorbarber1 10 днів тому +2

      @@GrayMansEndlessIncite Unless something changes I think the future is just going to be a handful of mentally ill billionaires treating human beings like an 8 year old playing with his action figures.

  • @stefanfilipovits21
    @stefanfilipovits21 11 днів тому +17

    The utter lack of game of Elon is honestly kinda fascinating

    • @Matt-ru5rw
      @Matt-ru5rw 11 днів тому +2

      Watching him bumble through every conversation it seems kind of obvious.

    • @kurks001
      @kurks001 10 днів тому +4

      He thinks he's Tony Stark but he's just the Rizzless Wonder

  • @CharlieApples
    @CharlieApples 11 днів тому +19

    It’s great that we finally reached a point as a society that it’s become socially acceptable to laugh at hyper wealthy serial offenders for their lack of game

  • @ChewyThomson
    @ChewyThomson 11 днів тому +29

    If there is one thing I learned after hearing Weinstein beg that Italian model to come up to his hotel room, these dudes have less game than even UA-cam commentators. It's weird and pathetic.

    • @berdyderg900
      @berdyderg900 11 днів тому +6

      Which is wild because all it takes is money

    • @CharlieApples
      @CharlieApples 11 днів тому

      Yeah rapists are usually terrible and insufferable people with no empathy or ability to feel guilt, someone call the New York Times this is breaking news

  • @toadvine7952
    @toadvine7952 11 днів тому +18

    I can't wait until I'm living on Mars. Watching anime. Discussing the technological future of humanity.

    • @CharlieApples
      @CharlieApples 11 днів тому +7

      You’d be discussing how you don’t have enough potable drinking water to survive another month and what little water you have tastes like piss because it’s recycled piss

    • @leparfumdugrosboss4216
      @leparfumdugrosboss4216 11 днів тому +2

      While the colony manager repeatedly sends you unsolicited holographic images of his d**k, along with the voice message "you know what to do if you don't want to go through the airlock"

  • @MxArgent
    @MxArgent 11 днів тому +13

    I hate that I have the same organs in the same places as Elon

    • @DamTheKid
      @DamTheKid 10 днів тому

      I think he owns a baby grand piano not an organ but hey whatever gets your panties in a bunch

    • @sejwok2628
      @sejwok2628 10 днів тому +1

      I wouldn't be too sure about lpll

    • @christopherperson1939
      @christopherperson1939 7 днів тому

      Apparently so did one of his kids.

  • @feydrautha012
    @feydrautha012 11 днів тому +17

    So this is what Musk is doing between posting "Interesting" and "!" in reply to every dumba** assertion by right-wing accounts on twitter.

  • @crezd5028
    @crezd5028 11 днів тому +9

    Elon Musk is a double texter? Sad. Many such cases.

  • @user-qk5yw5gy7f
    @user-qk5yw5gy7f 8 днів тому +4

    i feel like "creepy office texts" is selling this short. 0:40 is the definition of quid pro quo harrassment

  • @Greasyspleen
    @Greasyspleen 11 днів тому +30

    Fingers crossed he will make anime extremely uncool.

    • @berdyderg900
      @berdyderg900 11 днів тому +1

      Anime was always for weirdos with race fetishes

    • @berdyderg900
      @berdyderg900 11 днів тому +1

      If not just literal pedos

    • @glass_knuckles
      @glass_knuckles 11 днів тому +2

      @@berdyderg900 or, you know, Asian Americans. They seem to like it. And African Americans. And Mexicans. Most of the anime fans I know personally are bisexual women. Unless you want to stick to your guns and tell me that all of these demographics are chuds, then go off I guess.

    • @ChewyThomson
      @ChewyThomson 11 днів тому +3

      Make anime pfps ashamed again

    • @CharlieApples
      @CharlieApples 11 днів тому +2

      You people vastly underestimate the non-Asian American anime consumer market. Very un-capitalist of you

  • @JonTeriini
    @JonTeriini 6 днів тому +7

    the neuro implant is to make people like his jokes and sexual harrassment

  • @hoboroadie4623
    @hoboroadie4623 11 днів тому +3

    Fearless Leader sure got the right man for the job.

  • @sammosaurusrex
    @sammosaurusrex 10 днів тому +2

    That Musk impression is scary good, I’m tearing up at the Evangelion bit

  • @doctorbarber1
    @doctorbarber1 11 днів тому +5

    If Mr. Frog from Smiling Friends was a real person he'd be Elon Musk

  • @bigfatdynamo246
    @bigfatdynamo246 11 днів тому +6

    Please help, I can't find the youtube compilation of Tesla successes!

    • @kurks001
      @kurks001 10 днів тому

      What is this, Reggie?

  • @spacewolfRIFF
    @spacewolfRIFF 11 днів тому +9

    So enough talk about production lines, how about we discuss reproduction lines… #xgame

  • @sammosaurusrex
    @sammosaurusrex 10 днів тому +1

    “Boundary pushing”

  • @davidblank420
    @davidblank420 11 днів тому +3

    Thats pathetic 😂

  • @direktive4
    @direktive4 8 днів тому

    let's see his longform IQ score

  • @nyl0n
    @nyl0n 9 днів тому

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @NothingIsKnown00
    @NothingIsKnown00 11 днів тому

    If Elon Watts hos employees to have kids he could pay for kindergarten.

    • @CharlieApples
      @CharlieApples 11 днів тому +1

      Bro he literally refuses to pay child support for his own 11 children. One of the wealthiest men in the entire world, not providing for his own children by deliberate choice. He will never pay for any child to have a better life, not even his own. That’s the kind of man he is.

  • @257.4MHz
    @257.4MHz 8 днів тому

    No screen shots of the texts, so it didn't actually happen

  • @Polarcutter
    @Polarcutter 11 днів тому +2

    If they can’t find any dirt on you they’ll make shit up 🖕🏿

    • @arealhuman826
      @arealhuman826 11 днів тому +23

      one of those "dont believe your lying eyes" types huh

    • @berdyderg900
      @berdyderg900 11 днів тому +11

      His companies are energy credits scams that will be bankrupt within a decade, dork

    • @cogandball
      @cogandball 11 днів тому +6

      bro stop im going to tranc the fuck out dude what the fuck

    • @thejosh3866
      @thejosh3866 11 днів тому +9

      The texts were leaked. You can read them for yourself. All you Elon Musk fanboys are fighting so hard for a place on his nuts.

    • @reflectingh9997
      @reflectingh9997 11 днів тому +5

      Musk is covered in shit