VLOG 24: YOU CAN'T HAVE GIRLFRIENDS!

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  • @raylenaluna1705
    @raylenaluna1705 7 років тому +644

    We need more friends like David. 😂 Too many shady, sensitive, ignorant people in this world.

    • @jimmyjoe1488
      @jimmyjoe1488 7 років тому +4

      We need more friends like Donald Trump.

    • @nathanaelaguinaldo9663
      @nathanaelaguinaldo9663 7 років тому +3

      Agreed. His vlogs give the best advice!

    • @kyleemaggard8315
      @kyleemaggard8315 7 років тому +1

      I have a friend JUST LIKE HIM! They look the same, talk the same, act the same. . . I'm so grateful for him (my friend) being my best friend. 😂

    • @raylenaluna1705
      @raylenaluna1705 7 років тому

      Kylee Maggard I envy you then. 😂

    • @kyleemaggard8315
      @kyleemaggard8315 7 років тому +1

      Lol. I'm so lucky to have that guy. He's been my best friend for many many years! You'll find one! Lol.

  • @HanaOccasionally
    @HanaOccasionally 7 років тому +783

    People who drop their long time homies for their new side piece need to walk through a river of Legos.

    • @Junior2uu
      @Junior2uu 7 років тому

      Truth lol

    • @ahmedrashidkhan6576
      @ahmedrashidkhan6576 7 років тому +4

      Yume Matsushita I knew someone who did that and he killed himself after they broke up.

    • @Junior2uu
      @Junior2uu 7 років тому +1

      Ahmed Rashid Khan Oh lord pure madness. That's just wrong you have a life to life don't let people change you sigh

    • @pebblez_
      @pebblez_ 7 років тому

      lol

    • @DreamerXX
      @DreamerXX 7 років тому

      Shoeless

  • @malonbrown8423
    @malonbrown8423 7 років тому +321

    I never understood jealousy when it comes to your significant other, like a little bit is cute, but too much is like them saying they don't trust you, why should you be with someone that don't trust you.

    • @McSnezzly
      @McSnezzly 7 років тому +25

      Malon Brown sometimes you do things that causes them to not trust you. Like say a gf goes to clubs and doesn't want her man to join her consistently. Or the guy hangs out with people without telling his gf who he's with and gets defensive for no feasible reason.
      Significant others should be best friends and it's okay to have separate friend circles but you can't keep them separate, or the SO that's being kept as an extra wheel will start wondering why.
      It's about being respected

    • @t_miche_7802
      @t_miche_7802 7 років тому +3

      Malon Brown lmao river of legos? 😂 that's super specific

    • @gabbye4986
      @gabbye4986 7 років тому +4

      Malon Brown sometimes the relationship can be inappropriate if you act too intimately with a friend of the opposite or same sex. personally i don't have an issue with my husbands female friends . he has a few including our neighbor who he hangs out without me at times and she even confides in him a lot. i have complete faith in both of them.

    • @ghadeermakki5305
      @ghadeermakki5305 7 років тому +4

      Malon Brown i know right it just show how insecure you are if i trust my boyfriend/girlfriend why would i feel anxious if they came near the opposite sex to talk or even to hang out , let them be and have your own personal life god damn

    • @alexlee7129
      @alexlee7129 7 років тому

      I mean you not gonna be loyal to people who aren't loyal to you are u?

  • @justinalexander5959
    @justinalexander5959 7 років тому +123

    If David was in the army, he'd be General So

    • @Pieman2211
      @Pieman2211 7 років тому +2

      justin alexander More like General Tso's Chicken! Jk...love you David❤️

  • @RianeMcDoggo
    @RianeMcDoggo 7 років тому +71

    Some guy in my math class was like "I saw your boyfriend holding hands with another girl" and I'm just like??? He's gay?? Hello we are gay?? Plus you have a lot of trust issues for a relationship that isn't yours???

  • @bubblegumx1504
    @bubblegumx1504 7 років тому +21

    "If your life is so miserable you go fix your shit"-David so.
    Best quote ever.

  • @Helloviya
    @Helloviya 7 років тому +511

    I fucking love your vlogs

    • @DavidSoComedy
      @DavidSoComedy  7 років тому +88

      :)

    • @nosir5153
      @nosir5153 7 років тому +25

      DavidSoComedy finish the first love series dude u hurting my heart .. 😁

    • @guyfarting430
      @guyfarting430 7 років тому +9

      DavidSoComedy
      HI DAVID, I LOVE YOUR VIDS

    • @nasa5774
      @nasa5774 7 років тому

      Prabhskeet I'm wondering how your comment got any likes... 😅

  • @iamjordank
    @iamjordank 7 років тому +47

    This is honestly so true, loving the videos more and more each time!

    • @guyfarting430
      @guyfarting430 7 років тому +3

      ImJordanK
      I really like this revamped content.

  • @MrNotThatFamous
    @MrNotThatFamous 7 років тому +32

    if its plural, already sounds like a disaster

  • @muneezashah
    @muneezashah 7 років тому +11

    PREEAAACCCHHHHHHHHHH DDAAVVIIIDDDDD YOUR OPINIONS ARE LITERALLY EVERYTHING

  • @butterfingers8624
    @butterfingers8624 7 років тому +13

    David " It Begs to wonder"
    I'm gonna use that now

  • @ikraam.osman.9337
    @ikraam.osman.9337 7 років тому +6

    Bitch ain't none of your bidness is my new favourite phrase 😂

  • @LeCatte
    @LeCatte 7 років тому +14

    Dude, your insults are the best.

  • @somemydayy
    @somemydayy 7 років тому +9

    Aw poor peter. Well this vlog is dope, I love how David addressed all those jealous
    b!tches.

  • @peen9256
    @peen9256 7 років тому +256

    "Not u peter, ur not negative" thx David....

  • @bigrobfromthev
    @bigrobfromthev 7 років тому +18

    In general, for those who say you can't have any female friends are stupid. I have a female friend that is like my sister.

  • @swishisushi
    @swishisushi 7 років тому +5

    Your attitude is savage. It's cool.

  • @angeliqueb7836
    @angeliqueb7836 7 років тому +2

    your vlogs always make my days a little better :3

  • @storysurgeon5922
    @storysurgeon5922 7 років тому +28

    Lmao i remember seeing the comment that David was talking about in the vlog. Its funny how things come full circle

    • @macdaddykush
      @macdaddykush 7 років тому

      Ayinde Prather it was a girl replying to mine I'm sure

    • @jalenwilliams9
      @jalenwilliams9 7 років тому

      Ruadhri Mcdonald um you were talking shit too. I thought you were going to unsubscribe too 🤔

    • @macdaddykush
      @macdaddykush 7 років тому

      Nah I just like trolling. U MAD BRO

  • @kparker905
    @kparker905 7 років тому

    Oh my gosh I sooo relate to this but from a completely different perspective. I am single as can all be and so are most of my friends, and I love my friends to death, but I have that one friend that will sit there and get a crush on a guy, proceed to deny that she has a crush on him whenever we ask, but then go on to pick apart that guy's relationship with his current girlfriend and try to make it sound one of them just is doing something COMPLETELY wrong when in reality they're the cutest couple. I HAAAATTTEEE it!

  • @ALI-sr8kw
    @ALI-sr8kw 7 років тому +9

    David mixing that black attitude with the Asian accent is what I love ❤️ about him and he doesn't pretend to be black it's just in his nature 😂

    • @heloitme9578
      @heloitme9578 7 років тому

      ALI AL-Hashmi yup he has mad respect for the black community too, he grew up in the hood I️ think he said in old videos

  • @abenguyen
    @abenguyen 7 років тому

    Enjoy every single one of your vlogs every time. It's so brutally honest, and the world needs that ish lol.

  • @angelafields3740
    @angelafields3740 7 років тому

    my fav videos are the ones in the car when your talking about anything with your lady friends.... and this video rocks..

  • @nargisnoori3354
    @nargisnoori3354 7 років тому +1

    just watching David makes my day so much better:') i love him so fucking much

  • @neetgoddess
    @neetgoddess 7 років тому

    PREACH!!!!! david you are the greatest human being ily

  • @sarahchoung5726
    @sarahchoung5726 7 років тому

    Honestly David, these kinds of videos really changes people. I hope you know that what you're doing and the topics you talk about help me and a lot of other people change their perspective of how they should treat others. So thank you

  • @Kristian179
    @Kristian179 7 років тому +21

    can you do a confessions episode with Jess(Joe's girlfriend)!

    • @aLovelyDay4Love
      @aLovelyDay4Love 7 років тому

      Kristian179 Yessss! 🙌 Such a good idea!

  • @sbrianna
    @sbrianna 6 років тому

    You’re logical, understanding, and will fuck up anyone who steps outta line.
    Why isn’t there more people like you?
    I don’t understand

  • @Porrlittlething
    @Porrlittlething 7 років тому +2

    I've been needing a guys perspective.. thanks😊

  • @dananagata3799
    @dananagata3799 7 років тому

    Honestly this is like David's corner of where you talk to him about his problems and he'll be the most honest about it, preach 👌

  • @raz0051
    @raz0051 7 років тому

    So much truth that I've wanted to say but couldn't say in words as good as Davids!

  • @TalkingToIchi
    @TalkingToIchi 7 років тому

    Definitely more of these cos you ALWAYS have a great point!! Always. When ever you make a video like this, I share it 💕 and again with a great vid!! More healthy logic in relationships and out with the crazy shit!!

  • @Duderantula
    @Duderantula 7 років тому +3

    Man, what perfect timing for this video! I asked my housemate yesterday, who's in a relationship, whether she wants to watch a movie on the laptop. And then she replies, "no, sorry, I can't my boyfriend wouldn't be comfortable with me being alone in a room with another guy".
    Obviously, I thought this was wack, but I didn't tell her that because she and her boyfriend just does things differently to how I would. I did feel sorry for her though, she can't even watch a movie with someone of the opposite sex just because it makes her boyfriend uncomfortable..!? Oh well, as you say David, people in relationships are bound to do things differently to other people in relationships.

  • @emilychan8915
    @emilychan8915 7 років тому

    These vlogs are what I live for! They are so funny.

  • @su-preeme69
    @su-preeme69 7 років тому +2

    Me the whole video: PREACH PREACH PREACH DAVID!!

  • @sparka92candy
    @sparka92candy 7 років тому

    And you are right David about people getting involved with other people relationship .

  • @blacklizted_
    @blacklizted_ 7 років тому +1

    PREACH! TROLLS BE HATIN ON A GOOD RELATIONSHIP !

  • @prewishjay5581
    @prewishjay5581 7 років тому

    i love how u talk on jk :D its like learning something new while getting humbled and having fun at the same time :D

  • @kennethsowles2948
    @kennethsowles2948 7 років тому

    I love how you're a straight honest guy

  • @Ag3ntNengo
    @Ag3ntNengo 7 років тому

    david is like that angry sassy wise older brother we all need in our lives

  • @acoolzq4011
    @acoolzq4011 7 років тому +2

    I like when David's hair flops. It become an entity that is somewhere between Madea's wig and whatever that is on top of Trump's head.

  • @myrilunalee9999
    @myrilunalee9999 7 років тому

    "...cause I'm the hay that you pee on..." LMAO!!!! So Hilarious! ---- PREACH! AT these nosey a$$ "projectors"!!!! YES!

  • @johntyler7882
    @johntyler7882 7 років тому

    IM SO HAPPY I FOUND YOUR CHANNEL AGAIN OMGGG NUN HAS CHANGE IN THE LAST 3YEARS UR STILL HELLA FUNNY OMGG😭😭

  • @blazexteeme97
    @blazexteeme97 7 років тому

    Do more of these videos bro. These are epic.

  • @pundip9325
    @pundip9325 7 років тому

    4:05 - 4:43 That's real talk right there. Family first always and the people that have been there since day dot are family even if not by blood

  • @ImagineScent
    @ImagineScent 7 років тому +1

    Been watching since your channel started and stopped watching youtube for a while. 1.4M subs wow holy sh*t!!!! LOL. Big fan of your vlogs and music channel as well man. You're very inspiring! And also great to see you on Jumpcut as well. Great lessons :)

  • @CyberColossus
    @CyberColossus 7 років тому

    I liked this one alot.
    Someone finally let David say it!

  • @Roxy-Roxy-z5m
    @Roxy-Roxy-z5m 7 років тому

    Editing is on point and hilarious 😂 your The King 👑

  • @donkeehote
    @donkeehote 7 років тому

    David, I really enjoyed the Hawaii and the Las vegas episodes a lot. Any fun trip coming soon?

  • @felix929
    @felix929 7 років тому

    David So is my spirit animal

  • @shaheeng8104
    @shaheeng8104 7 років тому

    Please make more skits!! I love 'em

  • @katiewatson5724
    @katiewatson5724 7 років тому +2

    Just finished call the midwife then watching a Davidsocomedy vid mood change

  • @knightghaleon
    @knightghaleon 7 років тому +4

    Your comments section is trying to turn your life into a damn midday drama show lol

  • @Kuya_Ryan_Kaliwaters
    @Kuya_Ryan_Kaliwaters 7 років тому

    Dope crewneck sweatshirt David, can't wait for the spring line up 2017 🙌🏻

  • @beanboi4856
    @beanboi4856 7 років тому

    why are you the best Davidsocomedy

  • @dialedindog
    @dialedindog 7 років тому +4

    These videos are amazing David your very motivational and funny.

  • @ihavenocreativeideasforach5530
    @ihavenocreativeideasforach5530 7 років тому

    I'm 11 and this has been very educational on what to expect from partners and what not to, good words David, and this is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @julialeszczynska9650
    @julialeszczynska9650 7 років тому

    My Confidence Level Goes From - 3000 to 1000 When I watch Your Content.You're a Hilarious, Honest and Inspiring Human Being Who I Have a SHIT TON of respect for.The Way You face and Conquer Problems Is Astonishing.Keep Doing what You're doing 😂😊😄✌

  • @TastyMangos
    @TastyMangos 7 років тому

    David u need to start singing again in your other channel I love it please do more! :)

  • @Ingridfaye
    @Ingridfaye 7 років тому +2

    David, thank you for making me realise something!!! Now I just have to watch this over and over to drill it into my thick skull!

  • @candiceleung1802
    @candiceleung1802 7 років тому +2

    Are you still working out? Cause your figure looks great David!

  • @marleygallegos1971
    @marleygallegos1971 7 років тому

    This is the first vid I have seen of u and I already love u

  • @ramarpatterson5781
    @ramarpatterson5781 7 років тому

    YOU SPEAKING THE TRUTH!! B

  • @elinasmiles3012
    @elinasmiles3012 7 років тому

    Love the new format!

  • @theerickjason
    @theerickjason 7 років тому

    yo. david has a microwave and mini fridge in his room.... #goals
    i swear I was mesmerized by that for a hot minute.

  • @YourTechGerman
    @YourTechGerman 7 років тому

    Stoped watching your vlogs for about a year and damn, I must say I missed out XD Nice video David. Going to Hawaii in June by the way, your Hawaii vlogs looked too good :p

  • @chidianuforo3670
    @chidianuforo3670 7 років тому +4

    seriously tho, insecure, jealous, and controlling people can be toxic.

  • @MisterQasim
    @MisterQasim 7 років тому

    Your hairstyle is on point !

  • @marymouabeauty1307
    @marymouabeauty1307 7 років тому

    Hi David so, thank you for this video, I mean I laughed a lot and I love the videos you make, but it also hit me really hard. : ) I struggle with my insecurities and I've been fighting to become better at understanding and etc away from jealousy etc haha! Thank you for the push and honesty XD keep going and you're awesome!

  • @ftrieu100
    @ftrieu100 7 років тому +10

    why do u have a microwave in your room lol

  • @peachycream8674
    @peachycream8674 7 років тому

    Bless you David. "I paid her." 😂 👌🏼

  • @itaniabaez
    @itaniabaez 7 років тому

    David is a respectable man!!

  • @MintStoney
    @MintStoney 7 років тому

    i have a friend who is in a relationship and they've been dating for a couple months now. well yesterday she told me that her friends don't want to be her friends anymore because she's dating someone they don't like. 1. this guy is the most respectful person you will ever meet. he would never hit a girl, would never insult a girl and cares about everyone. but their second excuse of pushing her away is that apparently she's not hanging out with them as much anymore, but she has class with all of them and talks to them all the time. she asked them if she could hang with them and they said no and thats how all this started. i don't know what to do because she came to me about it. i think its really dumb that they don't want to be her friend just because of who she's dating. i just want some opinions on what you guys would do.

  • @akiravue2001
    @akiravue2001 7 років тому

    I feel you David.

  • @datcat5261
    @datcat5261 7 років тому

    see i agree with what david says, but friends should be there for you to talk about your problems and help you through them

  • @jeaniec.495
    @jeaniec.495 7 років тому +3

    Ugh, the jealous attitude with relationships is so unfortunate. I'm perfectly happy with my husband having female friends. I trust him, and it's a plus for me that he can form health platonic relationships with the other sex.

  • @LiveLifeGorgeousFan1
    @LiveLifeGorgeousFan1 7 років тому

    Gotta love David

  • @slmoscow99
    @slmoscow99 7 років тому

    @Davidso I really like the G4B airplane design that you guys have been wearing on JKNews, and I was really thinking about buying it cause it loooooks doooooooooooope af!!!

  • @hemu80
    @hemu80 7 років тому +1

    Girlfriends do not share every feeling truly.
    If your friends are giving you hints, take the hint and figure out what you may be doing wrong

  • @gabrielnito6606
    @gabrielnito6606 7 років тому

    David's mouth is reminds me of those mix-and-match, 'Make Your Own Curse Phrase' books

  • @shouko4218
    @shouko4218 7 років тому

    I would never leave my bedroom if there's a microwave like David has 🤣

  • @crmnl_la
    @crmnl_la 7 років тому +8

    David, where is the last My First Love... you said you were gonna talk about it but never did

  • @i_treasure_u_forever3523
    @i_treasure_u_forever3523 7 років тому

    David so. I love you. You are right!! It is none of their business

  • @gabibowen98
    @gabibowen98 7 років тому

    the way he said 'uncomfortable' in the beginning really sounded like Geo 😂

  • @timherrera7759
    @timherrera7759 7 років тому

    love these vlogs

  • @sharipoinsette7726
    @sharipoinsette7726 7 років тому

    PREACH DAVID! My best friend's ex gf HATED me. She demanded we stopped talking to each other and when he refused she got my social media accounts suspended. I tried their entire relationship to be friends with her, too and for some reason she hated my guts. Thank god he broke up with her

  • @a.m.6004
    @a.m.6004 7 років тому

    PREACH DAVID PREACH

  • @dambiyacheonsa5936
    @dambiyacheonsa5936 7 років тому

    You remind me of Mushu from Mulan. Sassy, funny, and everytime I see ya, you make me laugh so much! Love your videos. You discuss important points and that's great. You do you!!

  • @EloquentThinker
    @EloquentThinker 7 років тому

    Lmaooo!! This is my first time watching your channel and I love it 🤗

  • @jadehoo6138
    @jadehoo6138 7 років тому

    mhm. i was nodding in agreement throughout this whole video. love you david!

  • @suhail1607
    @suhail1607 7 років тому

    *David in some weird way is the Asian version of NEGAN from the The Walking Dead because of the profanity LMAO Hot Diggtiy Dog lol*

  • @WackyCherry
    @WackyCherry 7 років тому

    I swear to God EVERY TIME I WATCH DAVIDS VIDEOS I LAUGH LIKE A MOTHERFIN SEAL. I JUST CAN'T STOP HE IS TOO FUNNY!Them my parents look at me like I am insane and need to visit a mental institution :'>

  • @emanuelspitalny1406
    @emanuelspitalny1406 7 років тому +3

    TigerBelly BROUGHT ME HERE

    • @emanuelspitalny1406
      @emanuelspitalny1406 7 років тому +2

      I WAS ON A PRIVATE JET, IN DUBI, JUMPING OUT OF AN AIRPLANES. WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG!

  • @MishiOtsubo
    @MishiOtsubo 7 років тому

    david yo gold man😂made my day one more time, awesome👍👍👍

  • @dennyfeng
    @dennyfeng 7 років тому

    THANK YOU DAVID!

  • @yerlee4379
    @yerlee4379 7 років тому

    I agree. If she's okay with it and trusts you, it's all good. Vice versa. Unless they say something, then respect them.

  • @um22w22
    @um22w22 7 років тому

    That intro made my day, thanks

  • @justgigi9545
    @justgigi9545 7 років тому

    I think that because you are in a healthy relationship and yet you are able to comfortably speak with an open mind with your girl friends, it brings out the insecurity in people. Because people have this mindset that people of the opposite sex can NOT be friends and talk openly with each other. And HELLO.... if you are open and honest, the person should be okay with that.... 😘😘

  • @littlemissm7947
    @littlemissm7947 7 років тому

    PREECH DAVID PREECH!!!!

  • @playerunknown2952
    @playerunknown2952 7 років тому

    it's perfect how he states the truth but is fucking hilarious while doing it 😂