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  • @dj_rd963
    @dj_rd963 7 років тому +3846

    Shgurr: Coming in at number five"
    Me:woah
    Shgurr: actually I've only been on four
    Me:oh .....STILL WOAH

    • @zeitgeistindustries1792
      @zeitgeistindustries1792 7 років тому +143

      That's four more than Ive been on AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA *laughing turns to sobbing* wahahahaaaaaaaawahahaha

    • @recordkeeper4761
      @recordkeeper4761 7 років тому +27

      Same here bro. Same here.

    • @robbie5968
      @robbie5968 7 років тому +22

      BROOOOOOOO

    • @albertolopez1514
      @albertolopez1514 7 років тому +6

      DJ _RD same

    • @TeethHoarderr
      @TeethHoarderr 6 років тому +24

      DJ _RD I've been on 10 with the same person my girl friend

  • @fen4554
    @fen4554 4 роки тому +2647

    *Shgurr:* "I'm super shy"
    *Also Shgurr:* "I can't stand super shy people"

    • @LeonardoPimentel20
      @LeonardoPimentel20 4 роки тому +261

      Shy people prefer really talkative people to be around

    • @paballomolata8844
      @paballomolata8844 4 роки тому +116

      Opposites attract🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @JRayPG
      @JRayPG 4 роки тому +68

      I'm a quiet guy and quiet girls are at times annoying to talk to.

    • @lennlennstudios9614
      @lennlennstudios9614 4 роки тому +10

      Like herself

    • @dssba67
      @dssba67 4 роки тому +3

      lol

  • @andimbritish6933
    @andimbritish6933 4 роки тому +1924

    If you play this in reverse you get the top four best dates.

    • @michaelefrece1748
      @michaelefrece1748 3 роки тому +62

      Now that’s a big brain idea

    • @Pepagg8
      @Pepagg8 3 роки тому +34

      Thats sad XD

    • @gubcatlive
      @gubcatlive 3 роки тому +19

      Bottom 4 best breakups 👀

    • @dave8253
      @dave8253 3 роки тому +16

      ... listen hear you little sh-

    • @C_Boomwuw
      @C_Boomwuw 3 роки тому +14

      How do I reverse tho-

  • @thatnamelessguy4011
    @thatnamelessguy4011 5 років тому +546

    Crazy how Shgurr’s art-style changed completely in the span of only 8 months

  • @rex-pup6872
    @rex-pup6872 7 років тому +1298

    Elementary: YOU GET CANDY, YOU GET A CARD, EVERYONE GETS STUFF!
    Middle: Maybe a sucker, if you're lucky.
    High School: Tears.

    • @Mewkityy
      @Mewkityy 7 років тому +13

      Z0 :3 I got a pen for Valentine's Day

    • @420jerm
      @420jerm 6 років тому +2

      Z my boyfriend got sick

    • @avatamii2812
      @avatamii2812 6 років тому +1

      I had a "date" in grade six for or dance. I hope grade seven is better....

    • @chromatic2321
      @chromatic2321 6 років тому +3

      Z Going to high school after this summer. Wish me luck

    • @saphirawinters7028
      @saphirawinters7028 6 років тому +12

      Z I know, elementary is the best time for Valentine's day. CANDY! CARDS! Maybe animal tattoo's if your lucky.

  • @blueoceancorporations1019
    @blueoceancorporations1019 5 років тому +2879

    I haven't had a single bad date.
    Neither have I had a good one.

    • @digino24
      @digino24 5 років тому +81

      Have you had a single one?

    • @kansas9976
      @kansas9976 5 років тому +29

      Aw poor dude

    • @thehuman1171
      @thehuman1171 5 років тому +28

      I feel the exact way homie

    • @zachlap3020
      @zachlap3020 5 років тому +14

      sAmE lOl

    • @may-do3fi
      @may-do3fi 5 років тому +16

      I'm friggin 12

  • @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll
    @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll 5 років тому +505

    You can’t have a bad date if you’ve never gone on a date.
    **black dude tapping temple meme**

  • @KittyLitterYT
    @KittyLitterYT 4 роки тому +72

    "My first date was at 18"
    well that made me feel better about myself

    • @JenamDrag0n
      @JenamDrag0n 3 роки тому +11

      My first date was at 23

    • @pie2610
      @pie2610 2 роки тому +9

      My first date doesn't exist

    • @ElectricMan3444
      @ElectricMan3444 2 роки тому +3

      LITTERY EVERYONE OF MY FRIENDS HAD DATE BUT ME WHY WHY

    • @evanishere_
      @evanishere_ 2 роки тому

      My first date was at 13🥶

  • @vanillastorm__9740
    @vanillastorm__9740 7 років тому +6601

    I'm gonna Make Wifi my Valentine
    We have a great Connection

    • @dreamtiger77ify
      @dreamtiger77ify 7 років тому +38

      Munchy Dragon lol i get it

    • @justavaa
      @justavaa 7 років тому +63

      Munchy Dragon are u WiFi? Cuz I'm connectioned to u ;)

    • @skskskks5077
      @skskskks5077 7 років тому +21

      NICE

    • @VinchGenix
      @VinchGenix 7 років тому +10

      Munchy Dragon 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

    • @TheEmpiresStrongest
      @TheEmpiresStrongest 7 років тому +9

      Munchy Dragon 👍👍👍

  • @Lenauh
    @Lenauh 5 років тому +1549

    Shgurr: So what’s your favorite color?
    Date: Yes.
    Shgurr: Oh uhh nice.

    • @eriyaaren4193
      @eriyaaren4193 5 років тому +33

      Erlerner Murd that’s the best color in the world

    • @craiggrant3379
      @craiggrant3379 5 років тому +4

      😀

    • @lisawilliams3684
      @lisawilliams3684 5 років тому +6

      LOL

    • @qurtoi
      @qurtoi 5 років тому +6

      AlbertoOooo got banned for yes

    • @squishyman6291
      @squishyman6291 5 років тому +12

      Shgurr: WHATS MANGLES GENDER THIS CAN MAKE OR BREAK OUR RELATIONSHIP!
      Date: ...yes
      Shgurr: *he a dpats* good boy

  • @mimineko1019
    @mimineko1019 4 роки тому +629

    Bro, you hugged her... the ENTIRE time. I’m sorry but what?

    • @syahmiirfan6779
      @syahmiirfan6779 4 роки тому +18

      Weirdo.

    • @hgetgbg2e1f
      @hgetgbg2e1f 4 роки тому +16

      He is 15
      Who is the real enemy?

    • @berserkisdead357
      @berserkisdead357 4 роки тому +11

      @@hgetgbg2e1f still him.
      *INCEL*

    • @duck5843
      @duck5843 4 роки тому +19

      ik Im surprised she even said they're just friends, I would be like "We're NOT in a relationship and we never will be, I thought we could be friends but _no_ get out"

    • @ionisator1
      @ionisator1 4 роки тому +6

      if i went on a date i would honestly not be able to not do that

  • @someguyontheinternet8793
    @someguyontheinternet8793 5 років тому +2873

    My worst dates I’ve had
    1: I
    2: have
    3: not
    4: had
    5: one
    6: because
    7: I
    8: am
    9: a
    10: weeb

  • @kippo270
    @kippo270 7 років тому +2056

    Valentine's Day is actually SAD day
    Single
    Awareness
    Day

  • @BobBob-pz1sd
    @BobBob-pz1sd 6 років тому +697

    'Like I was some anime girl'... do you know what you do for a living m8?

    • @keycicle
      @keycicle 6 років тому +42

      Lol she is a 2d girl lol

    • @peoplescareme_8682
      @peoplescareme_8682 6 років тому +24

      Bob Bob she is a animater not an anime character "m8"

    • @C4H10N4O2
      @C4H10N4O2 6 років тому +13

      I think it was a joke...

    • @spoompls5308
      @spoompls5308 6 років тому +6

      Ultracoyote Skits it's a joke tho :/

    • @peoplescareme_8682
      @peoplescareme_8682 6 років тому +1

      X 1stCenturyGamer X yup I know I'm adding thought to a joke lol

  • @stevenmattrell3448
    @stevenmattrell3448 4 роки тому +53

    “Top 5 worst dates.”
    Hey, at least you have been on a date. *cries

  • @ImperatorPenguin
    @ImperatorPenguin 2 роки тому +56

    Big Bird: Ah, so you've met my cousin... Jonathan.

  • @mythnyx3791
    @mythnyx3791 5 років тому +333

    My dudes, a date can be anything. A date can be going to the mall, grabbing a drink, eating fries, and napping on the couches at Sears. I did that a *ton* throughout high school. We’re married now, and have been a couple for 6 years.

  • @raiha2772
    @raiha2772 6 років тому +1813

    Valentines day is my time to...
    ...
    Too...
    Erm...
    ...
    ...
    Watch youtube in my room.

  • @ImperatorPenguin
    @ImperatorPenguin 3 роки тому +256

    And now, an abbreviated guide to dating shgurr. This is not based on personal experience, this is based on this video alone, wild assumptions on my part, and non-sequiturs.
    1. Actually talk.
    2. Don't rant for an hour about something she doesn't really care about... if it's something she does care about you might get extra fifteen minutes, a half-hour at the most.
    3. Don't expect a kiss if you're a shy bore.
    4. Look at her, talk to her, interact with her, and don't know people who are more interesting than you. (as an aside, what is the appeal of playing COD anyway?... oh, I see. It's NOT a fishing game.)
    5. Don't text every few minutes... which should go without saying in any situation, really.
    6. Don't be weirdly handsy.
    7. Be your own man.
    8. Establish that there actually is a date going on.
    9. Don't stalk her on social media... an inherently difficult proposition to be certain.
    10. If you go to see a movie with her... DON'T CRY THROUGH THE WHOLE THING.
    11. Don't try to get to her through her siblings. That sort of thing is just rude regardless of context.
    12. And this is crucial, don't make weird lists or comments on... her... videos.
    Thank you for coming to my FRED talk, please remember to take your complimentary baby tapir on your way out.

    • @delta_man0176
      @delta_man0176 2 роки тому +17

      Bruh, doesn't this apply to every date

    • @firepawx3779
      @firepawx3779 2 роки тому +1

      Wow 🤩

    • @sss_406
      @sss_406 Рік тому +7

      7. Be your own man OR WOMAN PRIDE MONTH WAS JUST 3 DAYS AGO

    • @lennaerthondelink7374
      @lennaerthondelink7374 Рік тому +13

      Summary:
      1. Don't be a creep
      2. Don't be a bore
      3. Don't be basic

    • @longknoll8065
      @longknoll8065 Рік тому +9

      @@lennaerthondelink7374 Don't be a piece of millstone grit (a siliciclastic rock formed in a fluvial environment during the carboniferous period, sometimes used to process wheat).

  • @sociallyawkwarddonut5469
    @sociallyawkwarddonut5469 4 роки тому +114

    Shgurr: "I was 18 at the time and he was 15..."
    Me: "Ummmmmm"
    Shgurr: "Immediately once the movie started playing he wrapped his arms around me and gave me a hug"
    Me: "That's... a little weird but okayyy..."
    Shgurr: "But do you mind telling me why he didn't stop... FOR THE ENTIRE MOVIE?"
    Me: "WAIT WHAT-"
    Shgurr: "On the way home he was trying to hold my hand-"
    Me: *dialing 911*
    HE. WAS. 15. AND. SHE. WAS. 18.
    [Insert *Wait. That's illegal.* meme]

    • @DW-fn2mq
      @DW-fn2mq 3 роки тому +21

      It's not that much of an age gap it was just creepy and uncomfortable

    • @reyssocool
      @reyssocool 3 роки тому +11

      @@DW-fn2mq well its also illegal bc he was a minor and she was not lmao

    • @ibrarjan5635
      @ibrarjan5635 3 роки тому

      @@reyssocool yea but it was just a date just wait 2 years of talking to them and then they arent minors

    • @smok7785
      @smok7785 2 роки тому +2

      @@ibrarjan5635i dont think youre getting the fact that an 18 year old dating a 15 year old is illegal and you can get arrested for it

    • @ten-7335
      @ten-7335 2 роки тому +2

      @@smok7785 also remember that she didn’t even know it was a date she just thought they were hanging out💀 she even said he was fifteen so there was no way she’d get into a relationship with the boy

  • @DDD_Tinker
    @DDD_Tinker 7 років тому +812

    here's my top five worst dates
    5.
    4.
    3.
    2.
    1.

    • @jortand
      @jortand 6 років тому +24

      your dates sound very simalar ;Thinking;

    • @jako4576
      @jako4576 6 років тому +10

      I can relate ... *starts crying*

    • @humanperson2775
      @humanperson2775 6 років тому +2

      Well I'm only starting high school in a week sooooooooooo yeah

    • @alondracastillo7857
      @alondracastillo7857 6 років тому +1

      Animal Gamer oh same

    • @miraacosplayer4658
      @miraacosplayer4658 6 років тому +3

      Animal Gamer same

  • @omnipotentboom357
    @omnipotentboom357 7 років тому +393

    I haven't even been on 5 dates... I've been on none.... *IM FOREVAH ALONEEEE*

  • @happydoodler3511
    @happydoodler3511 2 роки тому +108

    This was one of my comfort videos! Thank you Shgurr for putting it back TvT
    I'm glad to hear you're doing a bit better, and we'll be here for if/when you wanna upload anything again :D

    • @babyperi6821
      @babyperi6821 2 роки тому +1

      Weah

    • @Arzivex
      @Arzivex 2 роки тому +1

      What is a comfort video?

    • @happydoodler3511
      @happydoodler3511 2 роки тому +2

      @@Arzivex a comfort video is a video I go to when I want to be cheered up, because I find that watching it makes me happy

  • @coolsceegaming6178
    @coolsceegaming6178 5 років тому +323

    All of these dates are bad.
    But they’re all better then Twilight!!

    • @dreamerkid3823
      @dreamerkid3823 4 роки тому +4

      I like Twilight. 😐

    • @bladesofderp4649
      @bladesofderp4649 4 роки тому +11

      Lol the relationship between youtube rewind and the youtube community is better than twilight

    • @dreamerkid3823
      @dreamerkid3823 4 роки тому +1

      No its not. 😡

    • @marcoanimacoes5690
      @marcoanimacoes5690 4 роки тому +5

      @@dreamerkid3823 im Gonna woooosh you for the next 30 hours
      Woooosh WooooshWooooshWooooshWooooshWooooshWooooshWooooshWoooosh WooooshWooooshWooooshWooooshWooooshWooooshWooooshWoooosh WooooshWooooshWooooshWooooshWooooshWooooshWooooshWoooosh WooooshWooooshWooooshWooooshWooooshWooooshWoooosh

    • @danaw6972
      @danaw6972 4 роки тому

      oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • @emma1321
    @emma1321 6 років тому +516

    "I can't stand super shy people"
    Me: "I'LL NEVER FIND LOVE!"

    • @davidsubritzky6565
      @davidsubritzky6565 6 років тому +3

      same 😔

    • @mr.boomguy
      @mr.boomguy 6 років тому +15

      Well... I'm more akward than shy 😅. How do you feel about them?

    • @davidsubritzky6565
      @davidsubritzky6565 6 років тому +6

      TheBoomguy64 at school I'd say like a few words but at home i talk alot lol

    • @someboi7707
      @someboi7707 6 років тому +4

      Im a introvert im not rly that conversational

    • @davidsubritzky6565
      @davidsubritzky6565 6 років тому

      same

  • @j1ll1anz85
    @j1ll1anz85 6 років тому +1653

    My top 5 dates:
    5: **Not happened**
    4: **Nope.**
    3: **Ain't happened**
    2: **Still no.**
    1: **Im so lonely T^T**

    • @nerveinz6453
      @nerveinz6453 6 років тому +46

      Me too .. 17 years of loneliness

    • @kennygudz9326
      @kennygudz9326 6 років тому +6

      Jilly Chan Get a life and ask a guy/girl out ya dumbass! It ain't that hard!

    • @j1ll1anz85
      @j1ll1anz85 6 років тому +15

      Ivy the Beagle it was a joke but okay 😂

    • @moroafri
      @moroafri 6 років тому +13

      sounds good, doesn't work

    • @pinecone425
      @pinecone425 6 років тому +5

      The only girls in my class are all fat

  • @user-ij8gy3ec6r
    @user-ij8gy3ec6r 3 роки тому +20

    "His MOM drove him to the movies!"
    He was 15, how else??? lmao

    • @longknoll8065
      @longknoll8065 2 роки тому

      His dad? Fate?

    • @user-ij8gy3ec6r
      @user-ij8gy3ec6r 2 роки тому

      @@longknoll8065 You know diggity damn well this was rhetorical, foo.

    • @longknoll8065
      @longknoll8065 2 роки тому +1

      @@user-ij8gy3ec6r Yes. I was continuing the joke.

  • @silaswarren8418
    @silaswarren8418 3 роки тому +6

    As a fifteen year old, please hurt our little egos if we are being wierd

  • @xyke1600
    @xyke1600 6 років тому +228

    *When you realize all the guys she dated looks the same.* DUN DUN DUN!

  • @dawsonparker3570
    @dawsonparker3570 7 років тому +314

    my mom thought we were trying to be twilight or something.. heheh...
    no.

    • @shgurr
      @shgurr  7 років тому +54

      Never liked twilight

    • @sophiao899
      @sophiao899 7 років тому +3

      Dawson Parker I read this just as she said that pf

    • @akibunnn
      @akibunnn 6 років тому +3

      +shgurr same i prefer midnight

    • @harshinidevi4132
      @harshinidevi4132 6 років тому

      Sophia O Same

    • @j0eyj246
      @j0eyj246 6 років тому +1

      dk

  • @Atlas_1127
    @Atlas_1127 5 років тому +97

    I only went on fou-
    COMING IN AT NUMBER FOUR

  • @quinn5026
    @quinn5026 2 роки тому +13

    I went on a date with someone to see cats and lets just say in the first 20 mins of that date it reached number 1

  • @-pinkvoidisfalling-3198
    @-pinkvoidisfalling-3198 7 років тому +622

    Valentines day?
    *_more like lonely day for me_*

  • @GIR177
    @GIR177 5 років тому +378

    “He liked My Little Pony”
    “He seemed a profile weird”
    Color me shocked.

    • @Crows_jewels
      @Crows_jewels 5 років тому

      GIR177 idk why that might seem like a reference to me....

    • @InkyDave1928
      @InkyDave1928 5 років тому

      *great aunt*
      I'm tickled pink to meet you.
      *me*
      And color me un-impresed

  • @apple_1220
    @apple_1220 4 роки тому +85

    My worst dates
    1 I’ve
    2 never
    3 had
    4 One
    5 sad 😢

    • @ironknee3487
      @ironknee3487 4 роки тому +2

      iiSxnRay editss you have a roblox pfp I’m not suprised

    • @dynamowill
      @dynamowill Рік тому

      Same

  • @botwgeek6695
    @botwgeek6695 3 роки тому +5

    “Socially their not that great” That’s me. I can’t socialize.

  • @ellieanneee
    @ellieanneee 6 років тому +307

    " He was a little odd tho..."
    Me: " was he Theoddonesout?"

  • @sponge9791
    @sponge9791 7 років тому +785

    If you keep making animations like this I will subscribe until the end of times

    • @shgurr
      @shgurr  7 років тому +67

      Okee

    • @nickshpiece9441
      @nickshpiece9441 7 років тому +1

      Yeah, your really good!

    • @N_U-
      @N_U- 7 років тому +3

      shgurr 🔮~🔮

    • @vampyrrr
      @vampyrrr 7 років тому

      shgurr ❤️💛💚💙💜🖤💔❣️💕💞💓💗💖💘💝🔴🔵🔺🔻🔸🔹🔶🔷▪️▫️◾️🔳🔲◽️◼️

    • @smilingmeme1252
      @smilingmeme1252 7 років тому +17

      ducc i Like ducks

  • @tes3327
    @tes3327 5 років тому +27

    3:28
    *Guy asks Shgurr to pick literally his entire wardrobe...*
    Shgurr: He mad it to the talk..
    And he came *NAKED*

  • @berrytart_
    @berrytart_ 3 роки тому +8

    "Coming in at Number 5!"
    ...
    "but i've only been on fou-"
    "Coming in at Number Four!"

  • @mr.swedishfish12
    @mr.swedishfish12 6 років тому +609

    COMING IN AT NUMBA FIVE
    well actually i've only been on four....
    *COMING IN AT NUMBA 4*

    • @Lukas-zv3gi
      @Lukas-zv3gi 6 років тому +11

      *She just had to get that JaidenAnimation plagiarism in the title man*

    • @ghostboiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
      @ghostboiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 6 років тому +1

      Jack of Spades why did you repeat it

  • @m.bukhori2304
    @m.bukhori2304 7 років тому +1492

    when valentines starts
    imma hangout with a goddamn wifi
    Edit 5/15/2019
    Heck yeah 1.5K likes

  • @AnAutistArtist
    @AnAutistArtist 5 років тому +32

    5 worst dates
    Includes all 4 dates

  • @sofiaadame2234
    @sofiaadame2234 4 роки тому +8

    So, by what I can see is that you apparently always get the shy/timid ones and(or) the eccentric ones. Also by what you said or something like that at least you didn't get a very, very worst and obsessive (too obsessive) date(s) because that would have caused problems for something (not sure). Have a good time.

  • @KR-qc7rl
    @KR-qc7rl 7 років тому +486

    I'm the one here sitting alone on a phone :') eating chocolate I bought myself

    • @Dazon
      @Dazon 7 років тому +7

      Intergalactic Wolf lol

    • @shgurr
      @shgurr  7 років тому +32

      me actually x'D

    • @kidfrost2006
      @kidfrost2006 7 років тому +1

      Intergalactic Wolf
      me every valentine day
      (ಥ_ಥ)

    • @transminecraftsteve7263
      @transminecraftsteve7263 7 років тому +1

      Intergalactic Wolf are we.. The same person?

    • @KR-qc7rl
      @KR-qc7rl 7 років тому

      Koralle Thecat who knows what's living in my brain. 👥

  • @supershinystar5515
    @supershinystar5515 6 років тому +702

    You know what's sad. I've had a few friends since lower school. (Wow big surprise I have friends) And one of them got a crush on a girl. Only to find out a few months later that that girl had a relationship with one of my other friends who happen to be his best friend. I can't imagine what that would have felt like for him. (Because I've never been in a relationship before) But I'm sure he felt very sad.

    • @captain1148
      @captain1148 6 років тому +9

      He missed his chance

    • @shuimanitovlotendeath1726
      @shuimanitovlotendeath1726 6 років тому +5

      Poor guy if i was his freind i would come to him or ask if anything was wrong and i would fet him a drink or something i dont know what grade he was in but i feel bad.

    • @GXelz
      @GXelz 6 років тому +2

      You should make a vid and post it online(?) XD

    • @bobert9090
      @bobert9090 6 років тому +1

      Super Shiny Star .... ThAt was complicated

    • @DaddyVeo1911
      @DaddyVeo1911 6 років тому +2

      yeah, if the guy handle it well, it probably felt like a kick in the nads in his heart.

  • @ShadowTheShameful
    @ShadowTheShameful 4 роки тому +12

    After I look back on this: I realized Valentine’s Day was DEPRESSION
    Ditching
    Eternal
    Pressure
    Really
    Every
    Sadness
    Story
    In
    Obvious
    Nutshells

  • @paperbullet1945
    @paperbullet1945 2 роки тому +24

    The BYU-I dating scene is... yeah, it's a lot lol
    (proud alumni here)

    • @juliakra01
      @juliakra01 2 роки тому +2

      Help I'm going there in the fall

    • @TheZeke64
      @TheZeke64 Рік тому

      Especially for a demi-ace, I bet

  • @sneezeswhoopsisneezed5895
    @sneezeswhoopsisneezed5895 7 років тому +163

    Valentine's Day is the day where:
    You stop your diet and eat chocolate as a midnight snack

    • @suicidaltoby8115
      @suicidaltoby8115 7 років тому +3

      Poppu Doroppu omfg yasssssssssssss 😂😂

    • @thediamondgamertdg7558
      @thediamondgamertdg7558 7 років тому +1

      Poppu Doroppu for me is the day I do nothing but make videos XD ...
      And the are not romantic

    • @skele_ghostgamer5673
      @skele_ghostgamer5673 7 років тому

      Ikr

    • @N_U-
      @N_U- 7 років тому

      Poppu Doroppu True 😂

    • @seckhardt920
      @seckhardt920 7 років тому +3

      When you don't even like chocolate
      Nobody likes me for that

  • @nob2243
    @nob2243 6 років тому +545

    I don't get stalkers, honestly. I mean, don't they comprehend, that their behaviour won't make the person they're stalking stay with them, but quite the contrary, scare them away? And it'd seem like it's not what they want, right?

    • @AzaraGore
      @AzaraGore 6 років тому +29

      Stalkers usually don't care what the person want sin the end. They feel the person they want is being deceived by those around them and they have to save them from that situation or themselves because they (the stalker) knows what's best.

    • @sokleang9569
      @sokleang9569 6 років тому +2

      nob2243 I don’t have any stalker like never one

    • @beemu77
      @beemu77 6 років тому

      I know it's weird

    • @SilverPikachu2099
      @SilverPikachu2099 6 років тому

      The Noob UA-camr Same

    • @yatexasnycaflnvnigga
      @yatexasnycaflnvnigga 6 років тому

      nob2243 i was one but end up just like anyone lul

  • @kelsiebell1710
    @kelsiebell1710 2 роки тому +42

    Here's what I did (Christian version) I went to a indoor water park with my friend 1 hours and a half away from my home. And I saw a cute life life guard working the slide, the amount of times we went down that side is insane, anyway after I started sparking up a few conversations with him before going down I saw his water bottle has Jesus stickers and crosses and so my thought were just flooded with "he's one of us" so I pulled all of my Christian pick up lines out and used them. Long story short we have been dating for a few months now

    • @jojojoestar5658
      @jojojoestar5658 Рік тому +6

      the "his one of us" lol, but seriously tho i think i might want some of these christian pick up lines that you talking abt

    • @alainaherzog2445
      @alainaherzog2445 Рік тому

      That is adorable!

    • @dgbd9030
      @dgbd9030 11 місяців тому

      what are the christian pick up lines

  • @dovaqueen1110
    @dovaqueen1110 Рік тому +19

    Oof! I had this one guy who I conversed with one time when I lived out west for a bit. He noticed that I liked to draw and he asked if I could illustrate his webcomic - which I said "sure."
    I did some concept art for some of his characters for a bit until we started talking. It was fine at first - we watched a movie together, we talked about our fandoms, and a little about how our days are going. However, I started to notice how clingy he was. He could not stand not having a pause in our text conversations.
    When I didn't reply to him immediately he would be like "Are you still there?" or "Hello?"
    When I moved back south (and after dealing with his clinging issue), I ended up blocking him. Never spoke to him again after that.
    As for the webcomic he planned... I never illustrated any pages and I stopped drawing concept art.

  • @Katzura
    @Katzura 5 років тому +230

    with a total of 4 dates, if you just reverse this list it IS your top 4 dates :D

  • @MaddieFishblob
    @MaddieFishblob 6 років тому +380

    MY top 5 worst dates: I've never been on one, I've never been on one, I've never been on one, I've never been on one, and I've never been on one😂😂😂

    • @lolyolo
      @lolyolo 6 років тому +2

      Maddie Fishblob same

    • @hli5457
      @hli5457 6 років тому

      Maddie Fishblob same...

    • @darceeo700
      @darceeo700 6 років тому +1

      How old are you peoplez -.-

    • @WolforNuva
      @WolforNuva 6 років тому +1

      Can't speak for the others, but I'm 26 and never been on a proper date.
      I did have a friend online who became my girlfriend for a few weeks before she figured that she was happier staying friends after all, but since we never were together when we met up, yeah, never been on a date.

    • @bagheera5150
      @bagheera5150 6 років тому +1

      Weird. Almost every kid I've known since the 7th grade has been on a date

  • @lippa2642
    @lippa2642 4 роки тому +4

    Wow, I can't believe that this one video had lead to her life changing forever in a positive light. Just to think that, during these times, she had gone through so much. I'm glad she found her inner self, and I'm also glad she didn't take down some of her old content, so that we could reflect on what she used to be, and how much better she is now. You're in inspiration, shgurr.

  • @socialistrepublicofvietnam1500

    List of my worst dates:
    1: **cricket noises**

  • @matteofurslinger
    @matteofurslinger 6 років тому +483

    And now you have 1.1 million stalkers.

  • @SilentSqul
    @SilentSqul 7 років тому +395

    HOW DID I LIVE WITHOUT YOUR CHANNEL?!?

  • @LizBizBean
    @LizBizBean Рік тому +8

    "People who socially are not very good" Ah, so me

  • @jonw3738
    @jonw3738 2 роки тому +19

    Glad to see this has been re-posted!

  • @mcnoogets3319
    @mcnoogets3319 5 років тому +818

    5:26 I thought that was
    TheOdd1sOut

  • @yanionthestreet
    @yanionthestreet 6 років тому +206

    I took my girlfriend to her first comic con,and she loved it!I think I did good for a first date.

  • @xxangelthebearxx
    @xxangelthebearxx 2 роки тому +5

    i'm happy this video is back up :D loved it, shgurr ^^

  • @jessicadolan734
    @jessicadolan734 4 роки тому

    Wow! You're animation style has changed a lot! They both look great, but that's awesome that you keep improving! Great job :)

  • @abigator8261
    @abigator8261 7 років тому +347

    I'm getting jaiden animation vibes from this hahaha, I want to talk to my crush BUT.... yeah I dunno how.. .-.

    • @skylaxsquirrel2896
      @skylaxsquirrel2896 7 років тому +12

      Tell your crush this! "Hows it cookin' good looking, you smell like chicken...Can I lick you ;3" Trust me, it works aaaaal the time! *starts sobing*

    • @HallowIsSmol
      @HallowIsSmol 7 років тому +3

      Ghost The Wolf I don't know how to talk to my crush either.

    • @dzkhaled
      @dzkhaled 7 років тому +10

      Ghost The Wolf the best way to talk with your crush
      **crushed her**
      **dies**

    • @melontoosh3010
      @melontoosh3010 7 років тому

      I'm giving my crush a valentines card on Monday. Anonymously. Wish meh luck!

    • @abigator8261
      @abigator8261 7 років тому +1

      Melon Toosh good luck!!! -3-

  • @heav7nly
    @heav7nly 6 років тому +3652

    Oh Valentine's day...a day to just relax and have a date with your chocolate...🍫😍😻

    • @ASH1928
      @ASH1928 6 років тому +20

      esther jung
      I took girl scout cookies out of my stash and passed them out through my school.

    • @dfadsfadsful
      @dfadsfadsful 6 років тому

      esther jung d

    • @Emzyra
      @Emzyra 6 років тому +4

      Emily Montgomery OMG GIRL YOU RIGHT WHY SHOOT A SCHOOL IN FLORIDA ONNNNNN VALINTIMES DAY just BOIIII

    • @aikomazoku
      @aikomazoku 6 років тому

      esther jung exactly

    • @imwhoimgantayat6777
      @imwhoimgantayat6777 6 років тому

      Elrmtray

  • @xcar0982
    @xcar0982 2 роки тому +1

    I just watched your "Draw my life" videos last night, and seeing the videos you made before those, I can't avoid to think "how was she bearing that moment?"

  • @nathanielthomson6600
    @nathanielthomson6600 2 роки тому +9

    Definitely some awkward dates, but better that they ended there.

  • @kidfrost2006
    @kidfrost2006 7 років тому +284

    my girlfriend broke up with my on valentines day
    TwT
    I don't like valentines

    • @Zyn_Shi
      @Zyn_Shi 7 років тому

      T-T Same with my boyfriend I know the feeling

    • @panpwintphyu7740
      @panpwintphyu7740 7 років тому +3

      I never had a date or kissed ever

    • @celeste9549
      @celeste9549 7 років тому +16

      Yes. Girls can be...eh. Even though I'm a girl myself. Everyone is..EHHH...

    • @AlyssaAdamoli
      @AlyssaAdamoli 7 років тому

      rip

    • @maryfoxx6019
      @maryfoxx6019 7 років тому

      that sounds like something guys do :-/
      but regardless of gender, that's rly mean :-(

  • @anzarv
    @anzarv 6 років тому +1206

    When I was in elementary people got bags and passed out candy to everyone, like it was like Halloween or something. I used to hate it, but now in High school I hate it more because I keep either ending up single or getting friendzoned😭

    • @denisalexsketchcorlandsubf8080
      @denisalexsketchcorlandsubf8080 6 років тому +16

      i would only take the candy and not look at him or her

    • @heav7nly
      @heav7nly 6 років тому +1

      Fresh Animations I feel ya

    • @channelname107
      @channelname107 6 років тому

      Fresh Animations oou

    • @crazyawesomeradical2
      @crazyawesomeradical2 6 років тому +5

      Same story too every time I got a friend in one grade he would leave the next grade so I usually got rejected and then left alone for myself each year 😢

    • @NarwhalDrawsD
      @NarwhalDrawsD 6 років тому +6

      That was awesome it was like free candy nobody even liked eachother besides friends back then

  • @yani8172
    @yani8172 5 років тому +4

    Man, friendship is always magic.

  • @jamassexd4134
    @jamassexd4134 3 роки тому

    I love the art style, I still think your current one is better, but I love how u draw ur hair.

  • @TheBigEggRoll
    @TheBigEggRoll 6 років тому +414

    sad to admit i watched this for tips

    • @keycicle
      @keycicle 6 років тому +10

      did u learn anything? Mistakes and what u should do? I am only here for the comment section lol.

    • @OhertRasmus
      @OhertRasmus 6 років тому +3

      Me too thanks

    • @hipster_tacos
      @hipster_tacos 6 років тому +1

      I wish this was facebook now so I could sad react this comment

    • @lightningbolt0477
      @lightningbolt0477 6 років тому

      grimace the almighty grimace you have disappointed me

    • @Wonsi_pri
      @Wonsi_pri 6 років тому

      grimace the almighty relatable

  • @st4arrs
    @st4arrs 5 років тому +228

    When i was in kindergarten this guy called kevin p. He wanted to kiss me on the lips and then i told my teacher and my teacher was like "let him kiss you its not that bad" and in my mind i was like "what did she just say?!" I was like i aint going to kiss no one

    • @rokia360
      @rokia360 5 років тому +36

      Why would a teacher let their 5 year old student kiss each other?

    • @sunnysideupp1797
      @sunnysideupp1797 5 років тому +15

      are teachers even allowed to do that?

    • @1moresubplease510
      @1moresubplease510 5 років тому +9

      I'm sorry but WUT!

    • @stingrae919
      @stingrae919 5 років тому +8

      cute galaxy pilar garcia anguiano star omg, that’s a bad teacher

    • @creativelemon1820
      @creativelemon1820 5 років тому +3

      Hahaha the same thing happened to me but in 2 grade but I slapped him hard but not to hard

  • @SegmentW
    @SegmentW 3 роки тому +1

    She's got a really easy voice to listen to. Working a quiet store job is made more bearable with entertaining audio.
    Thanks for the content and also for existing.

  • @jacksragingdepression
    @jacksragingdepression 4 роки тому +6

    Oh...umm...the first story?
    I had something similar happen to me. So, it happened not so long ago, two months ago, maybe? My nerdy classmate invited me for a walk around our neighborhood, so I decided to go with him. He gave me a chocolate bar so I was so down at first, but he didn't say a single thing! He was so shy, I just can't.
    I called my friend and pretended that my mom called me and said that we were going to meet my grandma. I said sorry and was like: "Aww, that's too bad! We should go another time!" He was pretty disappointed but he didn't really show that.
    I felt like an a-hole but it was awfully awkward and my social insecurity was getting the best of me. He walked me home and as soon as I closed my door I phoned two of my closest friends and told them everything. We had a good laugh but to this day I'm afraid that he knows that I dumped him.

  • @bookmarker2891
    @bookmarker2891 6 років тому +2736

    When you realize you're number two
    Edit: ONLY FOR THE TEXTING PART THO

  • @theofficialgamer6679
    @theofficialgamer6679 6 років тому +55

    gotta say, LOVE the way your hair looks in the animations!

  • @wilson4395
    @wilson4395 4 роки тому +6

    Lol the one about the best friend hits me hard

  • @inclusivedude7444
    @inclusivedude7444 4 роки тому +79

    *SEE PROOF THAT GUYS CAN LIKE MLP*

    • @angelicaflorez4905
      @angelicaflorez4905 4 роки тому +1

      @@inclusivedude7444 throat.

    • @zulemacasiano568
      @zulemacasiano568 4 роки тому

      @@inclusivedude7444 do you mean bendy straw

    • @ma.jbrony1754
      @ma.jbrony1754 4 роки тому

      @@inclusivedude7444 OOF xD

    • @grizzletstudio6625
      @grizzletstudio6625 4 роки тому

      @shadow vlogs I think you should delete that. (Because your a *boomer* and shouldn’t post stuff like that.)

    • @JustAKomiFan
      @JustAKomiFan 4 роки тому

      Ngl I grew up watching MLP by choice and became a really nice guy umtill the bullying got worse... FOR SIX YEARS I got bullied and ruined my happiness fucking happiness theifs

  • @hotelhideawayaddict2320
    @hotelhideawayaddict2320 6 років тому +159

    “Really upsessed guys after me”
    Can’t relate...

  • @AverageJayce23
    @AverageJayce23 6 років тому +135

    Her: After I would post a picture he would, like, comment...
    Me: LIKE COMMENT AND SUBSCRIBE IF YOU WANT TO SEE MORE! DONT FORGET TO HIT THAT NOTIFICATION BELL SO YOU DONT MISS ANY UPLOADS!!!!

  • @ToxicTerren
    @ToxicTerren 4 роки тому +5

    I lost love intrest in 5th grade when my crush hated me and said “ she wanted to kill me and my friends” as a joke but one of my friends felt like he broke a bone when he was being chased by here

  • @DecadentCupcake123
    @DecadentCupcake123 4 роки тому +1

    I resonate with this video on a personal level. I might want to get married in the church in the temple, but I haaaate dating in it and in Utah so much.

  • @itzt0a5t95
    @itzt0a5t95 6 років тому +255

    I never had a date ;-;

    • @keitasworld8952
      @keitasworld8952 6 років тому +9

      Coco i did... Bad bad mistake

    • @Rin-jo4yb
      @Rin-jo4yb 6 років тому +4

      I'm guessing you are like 12

    • @pamelajuarez7768
      @pamelajuarez7768 6 років тому +1

      Coco Same ;-; I feel you

    • @Dylan-hy2zj
      @Dylan-hy2zj 6 років тому +2

      Coco They are bad and awkward always get to know the person enough to keep a conversation before the date lol otherwise it's cancer

    • @keycicle
      @keycicle 6 років тому +5

      I NEVER HAD *A* DATE,
      I'VE HAD OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @luckdragon836
    @luckdragon836 7 років тому +73

    this is some good stuff
    9/10 animating
    6/10 mic
    10/10 topics

    • @shgurr
      @shgurr  7 років тому +12

      Mm fair scale! I didn't animate much to save time I focused more on scenes and I used my iPhone for audio XD

    • @nyulkie5867
      @nyulkie5867 7 років тому

      Snake Goat a

    • @staticshotaop561
      @staticshotaop561 7 років тому

      shgurr boi

    • @Drew-zp8dp
      @Drew-zp8dp 7 років тому +3

      Snake Goat: how do you rate GradeAunderA's mic 😏

    • @keycicle
      @keycicle 6 років тому

      11/10 script

  • @fabulousslob3748
    @fabulousslob3748 3 роки тому

    There is something very nice about being able to hear all those personal stories without having to become someones close friend and or therapist. I like the stories, not the maintanence, such a shame that this level of exposure tends to backfire though.

  • @ellafrost999
    @ellafrost999 4 роки тому +5

    Shgurr: I haven't been on many dates but here's the top four!
    Me: ...I've never been on a date xD

  • @tatianaf.2708
    @tatianaf.2708 7 років тому +1669

    Me: Yay a video.
    *Looks at homework*
    Me: NOPE LET ME WAAATTCHHH!!
    *Throws Homework across room*
    R.I.P Homework

    • @shgurr
      @shgurr  7 років тому +41

      homework does suck XD

    • @haxao
      @haxao 7 років тому +3

      shgurr wow I remember all the, fnaf content AND I agree homework stinks

    • @dzkhaled
      @dzkhaled 7 років тому

      shgurr yes it suckz

    • @tatianaf.2708
      @tatianaf.2708 7 років тому +2

      I finished it anyways

    • @kyraawest
      @kyraawest 7 років тому

      same XD

  • @jakemerrick3159
    @jakemerrick3159 6 років тому +223

    when she said "don't won't to hear anymore comics" pore James. :)

    • @RebelKimchi
      @RebelKimchi 6 років тому +4

      Jake Merrick poor

    • @jakemerrick3159
      @jakemerrick3159 6 років тому +2

      Rebel Kimchi yh it was 2 o. clock in the morning and I only just noticed :)

    • @angryspongebob5657
      @angryspongebob5657 6 років тому +1

      Jake Merrick poor*

    • @jakemerrick3159
      @jakemerrick3159 6 років тому +1

      shut up I'm bad at English :):):)
      thanks tho its kinda funny how bad I am at English

    • @shreeyastache
      @shreeyastache 6 років тому

      *poor

  • @hiienejn
    @hiienejn 4 роки тому

    These dates were a little weird but I still like ur drawings and I support u and I saw the draw my life episodes and I just don’t want u to feel that way but I know u know this by just know we ur fans will always be by ur side! ❤️

  • @TheEightBitBot
    @TheEightBitBot Рік тому +2

    I honestly felt that “hahaha … nope”

  • @pamesy-jatterson7352
    @pamesy-jatterson7352 5 років тому +29

    "All of my dates were awful"
    -Shgurr, 2017

  • @mikhoang4632
    @mikhoang4632 6 років тому +171

    Would you 5 worst dates be you 5 best dates too?

    • @IsomerMashups
      @IsomerMashups 6 років тому +49

      Connor Cookiee
      Just reverse the order.

    • @fearsin5513
      @fearsin5513 6 років тому +25

      Connor Cookiee She said she has only been on 4

    • @dg-im5jo
      @dg-im5jo 6 років тому +1

      YOUR

    • @keycicle
      @keycicle 6 років тому

      Connor Cookiee AHH GRAMMAR NAZIS! AHH OCD!

  • @FrozenRoxas
    @FrozenRoxas 5 років тому +1

    I see a pattern of he-was-my-ride-home and it's kinda worrying? always have a backup going home plan yall. (lil stash of money for emergency taxi, or someone to call in case you need a ride, or knowing the bus routes etc.)

  • @sh4dd3x
    @sh4dd3x 2 роки тому +11

    Last dude just needed a hug😪

  • @aa-nq4qo
    @aa-nq4qo 6 років тому +348

    ‘except for that one guy that lives in the shed’
    me: ...SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GUNNA ROLL ME, I AINT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED

    • @Bee-pd7oe
      @Bee-pd7oe 6 років тому +2

      XD

    • @kawaiineko1500
      @kawaiineko1500 6 років тому +2

      Lol

    • @stressedcatt7938
      @stressedcatt7938 6 років тому

      I dont get what’s so funny?

    • @looker15997
      @looker15997 6 років тому +4

      I am Proto WELL THE YEARS START COMING AND THEY DONT STOP COMING

    • @looker15997
      @looker15997 6 років тому +2

      Welcome to the internet i will be your Guide DIDNT MAKE SENSE NOT TO LIVE FOR FUN

  • @mid9729
    @mid9729 5 років тому +211

    Never had a date never will
    "dabs"

    • @oida10000
      @oida10000 5 років тому

      dabs?

    • @lopkacper4533
      @lopkacper4533 5 років тому +7

      GG you got an award: *You lost life! Now you can stay in basement whole days in parents house!* :D

    • @bts_kimtaehyung3766
      @bts_kimtaehyung3766 5 років тому +7

      Mihailo Dragon *YOU ARE ARRESTED FOR THE CRIME OF DABBING!*

    • @aliminhas5981
      @aliminhas5981 5 років тому +6

      same here bro we are united *dab

    • @aeongjin3727
      @aeongjin3727 5 років тому

      Mihailo Dragon POKEMON GO TO THE POLES

  • @MagicFGH
    @MagicFGH 2 роки тому +1

    my worst, best, last and first date
    is none
    (yo shgurr been sometime since i saw you!
    it's been a while lol
    hope you are doing well!
    keep the amazing content up, take as much time as you can, it's ok! ❤️