I would do it because I have dropped my phone so much, I'm convinced my phone is indestructible. People done bend tests on my phone on UA-cam, the thing doesn't even budge
I think 90% of the time, poor Cody is on the receiving end of the Rage Monster. I can’t even imagine how much money they spent on that part alone over the years.
I love to see what the rage monster would do in 1. School stereotypes 2. Boot camp stereotypes 3. Park stereotypes 4. Carnival stereotypes 5. Mall stereotypes
After Nokia LG phones are the second most undreakable Especially K7s I have dropped my phone ssoooooo many times budrit only cracked recently because I cycled over iy by accident after dropping it on the pavement
In the Netherlands people do that type of stuff a lot with fireworks, so many people lose fingers/eyes or get hurt in other ways. This scene was way too dangerous
School stereotypes: The sleep in guy: sleeps past his alarm The early bird: Shows up early to school Misses the bus: the one who misses the bus by a minute The cryer: cry’s about going to school The sleeper: sleeps through half the class The MIT guy: the computer genius The Harvard bound guy: the top 1% in the class. The try hard: the one who always answers and does well on his work. The always have to use the bathroom guy: the one who uses the bathroom a lot during class. The rage monster: works hard with parents on project and gets a c while the dumber classmate gets an A. The ditcher: enters class and leaves 5 minutes into it. The late comer: comes in late to class. Hand Guy:Over dramatic raising hand. The teacher: gives out a weeks worth of homework. The school Karen: the overprotective supervisor at recess The Karen: mom that complains about the school. And finally The fake being sick: uses hot tea or hair dryer to make it look like he has a fever.
@@andrew9771 - Multitask Pete (using his/her phone while doing a task) - Charger Hoarder (stealing chargers) -Tech Savvy (talks so much about phones and accessories) - Charger Leecher ( using his/her phone while charging
Is no one talking about the fact that the fireworks stand Ty destroyed in this video belonged to Cody's late grandfather, AKA "The Old Guy"? RIP "The Old Guy" (19?? - 2016)
Here's one for ya. I'm the phone vaulter. I have a secure and protective case with a rhino shield film. Once, my phone fell down the stairs and was unscathed. Another time, my phone got crushed by my bike when it fell out of my pocket. The only thing that broke was the film while the phone itself was undamaged . I still have this phone to this day and I'm proud to say that my phone has no cracks on my phone front, side, and back
Having a android phone I felt it so many times, like i droped my phone over 20 times in the last month and didnt break, they are so powerful, And i didnt even have a phone case on
- hello everyone. Space science countries should work together to launch a spacecraft carrying a metal shield (possibly a solar panel). This shield has the effect of prolonging the night time for 18 hours and the day for 12 hours. At the same time, it has the effect of shielding the sun's heat from continuously shining on the earth. the small shields of countries will combine together into a giant shield => fly around the earth like a satellite => shield and limit the intensity of sunlight continuously shining down on the left land. this helps : -Better than reducing greenhouse gas emissions. -Gathering solar energy to charge the super powerful solar cells of future spaceships This shield: -Has a shielding effect to reduce the intensity of sunlight continuously hitting the earth => helps restore ice at the North and South Poles. - Collecting solar energy for spaceships -extend the time from 24 hours/day to 30 hours/day
The asian parent, the Spanish parent, the parent that spoils there kids, the oldest, middle, and youngest, the Karen, the belt/rage monster, the constantly fighting with their kids. Many ideas
I love how it's so instinctive for people to try NOT to drop their phones that there were a bunch of bloopers when you WERE trying XD that bit just gets me every time lol
Scuba Diving Stereotypes?? 🤣
Yes pls
Yo bro I make entertaining videos just like Dude perfect. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me homie
.....
i don’t think this is relatable because scuba diving isnt as popular as other sports yk?
@@cadenchea4461 they are literally doing cell phone stereotypes
Let's not forget the Tank: the absolutely indestructible phone no matter how hard you throw it.
Nokia 3310
Thats literally mine, or at least my case makes it that way
AN OTTER BOX!!!
@@Clowning_behaviour literally I have one lol
My just doesn’t break
No Stereotype is complete without the "Rage Monster"
YES
The best one
That's right LOL
Fax
Why
4:19 When Ty came out of no where 😂😂😂
Awesome vid, I'd add jailbreakers!!
Noice
Rooters on Android
2 hours ago
My parents said that if I reach 1,000 subscribers I’ll get a bike! 🚲
Neon Gaming Cool but I can’t remember asking
Let’s not forget about stealing each other’s phone chargers
Hi
Hey ur verified
Yo bro I make entertaining videos just like Dude perfect. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me my G
@@Hyper-NT no
@@realfarmer21 also no
I appreciate the production value that went into this. Especially the fireworks skit. Hilarious. Great job. And thanks for the bloopers.
imagine forgetting to press “record” during rage monster
1k maybe plus dollars WASTED
Gotta love the rage monster
Overused Joke
Oh no...
@@cheese-qo3zl he's inevitable
Should've been one called "The scroller": When you show someone one picture, they scroll through your whole camera roll 🤣
Basically every mom
So true lol, why you don't let friends hold your phone to look at the pic
You can call that me
@@heatherthedutch-american1481 that's what I'm saying
lol
It’s impressive how Tyler can pull the same face in the rage monster scene
Extremely impressive
@@stripey5380 phenomenally impressive
@@FlameBoyAnimations yes, idk how to beat that 😂
@@FlameBoyAnimations impossibly impressive
@@FlameBoyAnimations impressively impressive
Cody: Get out of here right now
Ty:Nope
Rage monster:Ahhhhhhhhhhhh😡😡
“It sounds like a broken washing machine bro”
Drops iPhone from the top of a building: *doesn't break*
Drops iPhone off the sofa: *cracks*
its because it was from top of a small lego buiding
My friend.drops her phone from skyscraper it doesn’t break at all
Me.drops my phone from kid table it breaks and is not able to turn on
So true
You mean android on the building
I don't get it
"Sometimes you need a guy to drop a phone, the poor guy just couldn't do it"
😂😂🤣🤣🤣
iPhones
I would do it because I have dropped my phone so much, I'm convinced my phone is indestructible. People done bend tests on my phone on UA-cam, the thing doesn't even budge
Was I the only person to notice Tyler had a peace of confetti in his mouth when he was celebrating with cory
The “influencer in the wild” bit 🤣🤣
Yo bro I make entertaining videos just like Dude perfect. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me dawg
:d
Ok
Did I ask
@@realfarmer21 fak lh lh
I love that they literally turned the rage monster into a storyline
Lol
Yo doubleD
Film Theory:
The Rage Monster’s SECRET BACKSTORY
💯and love your vids
That is pretty cool
1:16 i love how tyler got some confetti in his mouth haha
The fact that you noticed that
@AAAA nah
You just got verified
My parents said that if I reach 1,000 subscribers I’ll get a bike! 🚲❤️
just like in the music video lol
I think 90% of the time, poor Cody is on the receiving end of the Rage Monster. I can’t even imagine how much money they spent on that part alone over the years.
I also try to think how many times he deserved it. Like in the driving, airplane, hotel, and neighborhood videos, he was pretty much asking for it.
Then you realize that Cody revealed that the fireworks stand Ty destroyed in this video belonged to his late grandfather
I think this “rage monster” was the most dangerous
How did Cody not die
Deztruction wise no but threat wise you could make a point
well the other ones didnt have explosives on hand did they?
Yeah this and that flamethrower one....
At 8:24
Ty: “Green is my least favorite color”
*Wearing Green*
Exposeeeddd
Least favorite is still a favorite
That’s a copied comment bro
TT caught in 4K
hahaha
Its not a Dude Perfect stereotype without Tyler going into RAGE MONSTER
Yep
but there not much a distuction
@@thrishvlogs374 But he blew up the entire fireworks stand! That's the destruction!
Only the pet stereotypes it was a rage dog instead of Ty
9:05 props to him for not breaking character when loads of fireworks blast at his direction
"THIS IS A CITIZENS ARREST" bro thats so accurate
“Karen”
Should have got a karen girl
For a Karen😅
The one guy who’s ALWAYS at 1%
The voice typer
The careless spoiled guy
I’m sᵘᵇˢᶜʳⁱᵇⁱⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ʷʰᵒ ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳⁱᵇᵉˢ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ
Lol I'm the guy who is always at 1%
ƊÕÑT ŘĒÄĎ ḾÝ ҎŘÕḞÎĹÉ ҎÎḈ₸ŬRË
The voice Typer is always so annoying because it takes them multiple attempts, and it’s slower than actual typing..l
@@dont2874 ok I wont
this is too relatable
GREAT 👍
Every single stereotypes video is
bruh
Yes
R u gonna be the new ray mak where I see u everywhere, or do we just happen to get the same vids in our recommended
I see you everywhere
This was probably the coolest and the most dangerous rage monster yet. I’m glad no one got hurt.
Garret: throws phone in water to stop "them" from listening
The Mac: **Nervous sweating**
Yas lol
Tyler : "it is not under there, but it is remarkable what is under there"😂
_dab_
Androids aren't that bad
No phones were harmed in the making of this video
Literally everyone: school stereotypes
DP: phone stereotypes
Lol
Lol
tbh, they dont even read our comments
For real
@@BurgerKingFootLettuce it almost like, getting a school to be off for a week on short notice is easy!
I love to see what the rage monster would do in
1. School stereotypes
2. Boot camp stereotypes
3. Park stereotypes
4. Carnival stereotypes
5. Mall stereotypes
"green is my least favorite color" he says while wearing all green
Green is not a creative colour
@@MayaByard Dang, you beat me to it
↖︎🦆💕Please see my UA-cam
Lol
@@tvm-manducktv8375 no
The “OLD GUY” in this one would have been perfect
he passed away
@Nelson Hudgins really?
@DON'T how dare you Rick roll me
Let's gooo!!!!!!
@@mads1610 imagine falling for that
I'm the Lucky Dropper, I don't know how my phone is unshattered...
Same ong dude
touchwood
It's because of the case
dang the first video i click on after watching your vid i see you lol
After Nokia
LG phones are the second most undreakable
Especially K7s
I have dropped my phone ssoooooo many times budrit only cracked recently because I cycled over iy by accident after dropping it on the pavement
8:35 what a clear "nope" to start it all
We need Mr. Anti-Rage Monster as Cody's Dad.
:)
;)
guys watch red orange origin of the brick its so funny!!!!!!
9:05, Cody actually gets hit by a firecracker and momentarily breaks character
I know I love the rage monster but that was way to dangerous
@@Venture825 dude that messed up that could have seriously injured him and your laughing about it
@@Madzer123 …
Your number of likes is funny dude
In the Netherlands people do that type of stuff a lot with fireworks, so many people lose fingers/eyes or get hurt in other ways. This scene was way too dangerous
📱😂
ƊÕÑT ŘĒÄĎ ḾÝ ҎŘÕḞÎĹÉ ҎÎḈ₸ŬŔÉ
ƊÕÑT ŘĒÄĎ ḾÝ ҎŘÕḞÎĹÉ ҎÎḈ₸ŬŔÉ
Ratio
@@dont2874 ok
I'm one of the first youtube comment
I love the memories of Rage monster ❤😂
they made a story out of the rage monster
Nokia 3310
140th like
Stan the Rage Monster
Dude perfect members are really hairy.
Was really hoping they’d destroy a Verizon
@@fynkozari9271 w h a t
Garrett: Throws phone in water so government can’t listen.
The Mac: IM LISTENING
B I G
B R O T H E R
I S
A L W A Y S
L I S T E N I N G
Hmmmm🤣
🤣
I wonder how many subscribers I can get from this comment? Current: 45
Apple Watch: I M L I S T E N I N G
Ty: "green is my least favorite color"
Also Ty: *wearing green*
You copied me
I wish I had 30 subs never going to happen :(
@@wolfieandmonster9204 Stop spamming.
IKR
the fact that my last name is green
These stereotypes keep getting better and better.
I love dude perfects but the stereotypes that they have been posting recently are to out of hand and less funny
A bit of American stereotypes in there as well, the obsession with iPhone
Y’all forgot “the parent that blames everything on their kid’s phone”
I blame my own problems on social media. I can never avoid it and now I'm stuck
@@Lauren_Cat who cares?
@@Lauren_Cat who asked?
That should be on the parents stereo type
Why's everyone being so toxic to this one guy? Leave him alone lol
The “don’t care to share” hit hard😔
That’s literally my sister
There should've be one called "The master photographer"
I laughed out loud for the first stereotypes. After that, I laughed the whole video. Thank you for making me laugh.
Cody risked his life for this scene 9:04
Also the camera man
1:42 “I like funny things” this killed me 😂😂😂😂
I am very sad because today is my birthday, and I did not have any new subscribers .......
I was litterly about to comment that!😂😂😂😂
@@FunnyAnimals-tw6mu ok
1:43 Lol
@@FunnyAnimals-tw6mu askers?
Ty: Sees literal nail through both sides of his phone.
Also Ty: Please don’t let the front be cracked
Right😂
I literally thought the exact same thing multiple times…
Disneyland Stereotypes
Now this is what I’m talking about. Love this series!!
yessirrr
Yes
Hi
Same lol random ytber
I hope you have a great day ❤️
My dream is to reach 500 and I know y’all can help me!🌅
The “way too protective and has a breakdown whenever he gives someone his phone and is kinda suspiscous ngl wayne”
That's pretty specific
Erangi poo ,,pennumpulle
@blv no.
School stereotypes:
The sleep in guy: sleeps past his alarm
The early bird: Shows up early to school
Misses the bus: the one who misses the bus by a minute
The cryer: cry’s about going to school
The sleeper: sleeps through half the class
The MIT guy: the computer genius
The Harvard bound guy: the top 1% in the class.
The try hard: the one who always answers and does well on his work.
The always have to use the bathroom guy: the one who uses the bathroom a lot during class.
The rage monster: works hard with parents on project and gets a c while the dumber classmate gets an A.
The ditcher: enters class and leaves 5 minutes into it.
The late comer: comes in late to class.
Hand Guy:Over dramatic raising hand.
The teacher: gives out a weeks worth of homework.
The school Karen: the overprotective supervisor at recess
The Karen: mom that complains about the school.
And finally
The fake being sick: uses hot tea or hair dryer to make it look like he has a fever.
I am the early bird 😂😂😝
Me too
wow. courage. they need to see this comment
how did you come up with these
Give this man a medal 🏅
Can you guys do hockey stereotypes please?
That would be awesome
6:46
Ty: "Green is my least favorite color."
Also Ty: *Wearing green*
They didn’t “miss” any. There are just so many stereotypes that they could do a “Cell Phone Stereotypes 2” lol
I am very sad because today is my birthday, and I did not have any new subscribers.......
hopefully lol
What did they miss
@@FunnyAnimals-tw6mu cool
@@andrew9771
- Multitask Pete (using his/her phone while doing a task)
- Charger Hoarder (stealing chargers)
-Tech Savvy (talks so much about phones and accessories)
- Charger Leecher ( using his/her phone while charging
"You know that's illegal."
"Green is my least favorite color."" Is wearing green.
lol
Yo I make entertaining vids as well. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh bro. If not u can come back to tell me kuz
Ur name is pineapple but your picture is a sword😂
@@realfarmer21 straight face😐
@@Hyper-NT 7u
Is no one talking about the fact that the fireworks stand Ty destroyed in this video belonged to Cody's late grandfather, AKA "The Old Guy"?
RIP "The Old Guy" (19?? - 2016)
Can you do “Gaming stereotypes” next? Would be fun to see
I think they have that already
@@cale8309 they did madden stereotypes
Dude perfect can do anything entertaining
@@daltonhoward9352 Madden isn't even a game
@@adamhendler9643 then what is it?
I love the, “ I like funny things,”😂
Here's one for ya. I'm the phone vaulter. I have a secure and protective case with a rhino shield film. Once, my phone fell down the stairs and was unscathed. Another time, my phone got crushed by my bike when it fell out of my pocket. The only thing that broke was the film while the phone itself was undamaged . I still have this phone to this day and I'm proud to say that my phone has no cracks on my phone front, side, and back
Cody: “GET OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW!” Tyler: “nope”
*AAAAAAAAAAHHHH*
😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
@@charliecapps7937 shut up begger
Oh wow you watched the video too that's crazy
Ty: Wearing all green
Also Ty: Green is my least favorite color.
And him sitting in a disgustingly green bathroom
ƊÕÑT ŘĒÄĎ ḾÝ ҎŘÕḞÎĹÉ ҎÎḈ₸ŬRË
Also Ty: for your opinion we didn't ask
@@dont2874 u are a legend my guy
Me who’s colorblind: 👁👄👁
8:30 thought Cody was going to be the rage monster for once lol, what a twist that would be
1:16 anybody else caught that Tyler had a confetti in his mouth?😂😂😂😂
everyone here felt “the lucky dropper” at least once
Exept Nokia users, they dont feel scared that the phone broke, they feel scared that the floor broke
Having a android phone
I felt it so many times, like i droped my phone over 20 times in the last month and didnt break, they are so powerful,
And i didnt even have a phone case on
Me who’s dropped it like 100 times and it hasn’t cracked: *my goals are beyond your understanding*
I am always the unlucky one
Many times
The “Dosent care to share” is the most relatable thing
Doesnt
What is it? Nothing
wow
@@scottthomas9312 hate those kinds of people.
Yep. My stepdad does that. His excuse? “You have iFunny too, you can look for it.” 🙄
4:19 I just liked it how Ty just randomly appeared out from no where and thrown a box and all the guys started to chase him 😂😂😂
Kjnfndnmrnfmfmmf mfmnfngn f v. V vbbfbfbbbfbfbfbrbbrbhhhrhhrhhriurururhrruee. F. F. G g. F
😄🤣😂😆😄🤣😂😆😄
@@Candyon-top bro u really just made your own language
Fdhdhhrvddghfhdffnnffbfdvvrbbfkrntifitjfktjtdddg
sacrilegious moment
Happy 4th of July Rage monster fireworks 🎇
I haven’t had a cracked phone in ages. Thank goodness!
lucky >:(
You be blessed by gods man
Yoooo
Cool
Me to
Man, those Texas Crocs are a thing of a beauty!
ye
Ya Um ya those crocs are ummm nice……… Pls sub 2 Ultimate18 on yt
@@PradeepKumar-tb4sq begger
Yea
Interesting opinion
1:17, anyone notice that Tyler had green confetti in his mouth
Just realized that!
yep aha
@@btc912 I LOVE THIS VID DONT YOU!>
Yep
This Was the first video of them that I watched, and I LOVE IT
Just Tyler’s line. Cody: GET OUT OF HERE! Tyler: Nope
ikr
Aren’t you supposed to be preventing Xk class events?
i throw my phone everywhere basically and has thin cracks on my screen saver
@@WONDERLAND6005 yes I know but might as well have some fun on UA-cam
9:44 how every teen is portrayed by adults
guys watch red orange origin of the brick its so funny!!!!!!
Agreed
@@bonbosfan1669 no.
But... but... that’s how they are😂
Teddy Bears
Tye was just like “nope” and then a rage monster comes out.
"Nope. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Best rage monster yet?
@@DoOgebru
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
@@mysticpied sussy rickroll
6:47 , “green is my least favorite color.” He’s literally wearing all green😭
I love how at 1:17 that Ty got a piece of confetti in his mouth while celebrating
finally someone
And it’s green. He hates green
Yeah lol
"Singular of confetti is confetto" -Sheldon Cooper
YOUR RIGHT
“He’s had that stand since 1904!”
The stand: *est 1922*
he had the stand in 1904 but they started to sell fireworks out of it in 1922
Wow nice catch
ƊÕÑT ŘĒÄĎ ḾÝ ҎŘÕḞÎĹÉ ҎÎḈ₸ŬŔË
@@dont5348 im scared this is gon' be a rick roll like the other one i saw..
- hello everyone.
Space science countries should work together to launch a spacecraft carrying a metal shield (possibly a solar panel). This shield has the effect of prolonging the night time for 18 hours and the day for 12 hours. At the same time, it has the effect of shielding the sun's heat from continuously shining on the earth.
the small shields of countries will combine together into a giant shield => fly around the earth like a satellite => shield and limit the intensity of sunlight continuously shining down on the left land.
this helps :
-Better than reducing greenhouse gas emissions.
-Gathering solar energy to charge the super powerful solar cells of future spaceships
This shield: -Has a shielding effect to reduce the intensity of sunlight continuously hitting the earth => helps restore ice at the North and South Poles.
- Collecting solar energy for spaceships
-extend the time from 24 hours/day to 30 hours/day
“Jonah”
Me- “The tribe has spoken”
The ciouncil
I loved the survivor reference
**Snuffs Torch**
“Time for you to go!”
4:41 underrated guy - he never gets screen time
That survivor reference KILLED ME 😂😂
No phones were harmed in the making of this video
As a survivor nerd, I was loving it!
I'm sorry that I own an android!
@@Ahahaqqjwhehdbbrrbrnenl I highly doubt that
SAME
"Silent mode. Let's live life that way." OMFG I wish more people would think like that.
Yes. I like having notifications on, but only at a volume where I can hear them but nobody else can
No.
Kid friendly!!
Seriously I hate going into a movie and like 5 phones start ringing then everyone gets mad
Honestly thooooo
Y’all are awesome im surprised that there has not been any “parenting stereotypes”
The asian parent, the Spanish parent, the parent that spoils there kids, the oldest, middle, and youngest, the Karen, the belt/rage monster, the constantly fighting with their kids. Many ideas
Kid who is the son of the rage monster: why do I hear boss music?
the rage monster,
I LOVE THE RAGE MONSTER😂😂😂❤❤
I love how it's so instinctive for people to try NOT to drop their phones that there were a bunch of bloopers when you WERE trying XD that bit just gets me every time lol
Ikr
TEAM JESUS 💪 🙏 🕊
PRAISE THE LORD
SPREAD THE GOSPEL
ACCEPT HIM INTO YOUR HEART FOR ETERNITY BEFORE IT IS TOO LATe
JESUS LOVES yOU❤
@Olivia Emma why did you do the Liberian flag
Jk
The skit did require them to fake trying to save it, so that could have played a part in it too
Ty: green is my least favourite coulour
Also ty: is wearing green clothes and green bandana
I was about to comment that
timestamp?
green is not a creative color
I was about to comment that too
also had a piece of green confetti in his mouth at like 1:17
Oh my gosh, The Worst Case Scenario nearly gave me a heart attack.
fr it was brown in there too
0:39- L Cory
1:05- W Cory
Why does it fell like it’s been a while since they have done trick shots
it has been a while
@See, I have told you beforehand how is he sinning , and why are you spamming this everywhere
@See, I have told you beforehand bro who asked for this???
@See, I have told you beforehand your spamming in people’s comments
@@THE_KIDDTRE just report them
0:58 He gives it CPR.. 😅😂
Malayali allee
Power🔥🔥
Poweresh
He wasn't checking heartbeat. He was giving a CPR.
@@gauravhooda919 That's what I meant, but I thought many people would not understand CPR.😄
I’m surprised there wasn’t a “1% emergency” stereotype
Ya
Someone unlike so it can go back to 69
Well because at 1% battery lasts for like forty five minutes
SHEESH
@@ipachihelicopter7922 for iPhone more like 45 milliseconds
6:10 “IM NUMBER ONE FOR THE TEAM”🗣️🗣️🔥🔥💥💥💯💯📈📈
The “lucky dropper” is just anyone that owns an Otterbox, haven’t even cracked a phone yet
Facts. I haven't cracked my yet with my Otterbox.
Yep me neither
Me with an otter box, this man speakin fax. I drop my phone about 7 times a day according to science( aka my mind ).
Fax but dont forget androids, I've thrown my LG against a brick wall and no cracks 😂
@@adamjackson1710 why
Man you got to appreciate one the twins risking they’re life in the “oblivious guy”
guys watch red orange origin of the brick its so funny!!!!!!
There is video editing. It was put together from 2 videos.
I think u r oblivious to so many things in the video lol
I am very sad because today is my birthday, and I did not have any new subscribers.....
Garrett’s “and we’re live!” Needs to be played on kickoff of all sports events 😂
0:58 the way he started doing chest compressions 😂
What about:
- The Grandma who doesn’t know technology
- The “Got any games on your phone?” Kid
Also the grandma with the GIANT TEXT SIZE
You forgot the most important one: "Old but indestructible"
AKA Nokia user
Windows Lumia Nokia phone
Aka the iPhone 7