Area Species Accidentally Insults Fallen Empire
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- Опубліковано 14 лис 2018
- What's happening in your cluster? Catch up on all the latest headlines with the Xenonion News team; Unity Albright on the newsdesk, Lurgg The Impaler on Sports, and Cindy in the 24/7/365 Xenonion Weather Sentry Array.
Tonight's top stories: UNE president Jeffrey Rossario faces corruption charges over possible misuse of influence to rig elections, the search for the missing Space Amoeba bubbles continues, a new study suggests we're all trapped inside a computer simulation, and diplomats are scrambling to minimize damage after a one-planet minor accidentally insults a Fallen Empire.
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"... he's confident the cooperative's 5 corvettes will keep them safe." I laughed harder than I should have at that one.
What he meant to say was "those five ships will keep us (the leadership) safe while we slip away."
*Refugee event pops up* “huh... what’s this?”
@@gideonmele1556 Purge type : *chemical processing*
They just need to build 5 more corvettes and they can make a totally invincible fleet. (Explained in the second half of the following video.)
ua-cam.com/video/bRylM8VCVX8/v-deo.html
I grimmed at it too...
This channel is unespectedly funny.
Thanks Xenonion News, for keeping the news balanced and fair.
No reports on Machine Intelligence movements in NW Galactic corner. Possibly will be covered in later reports.
They should make this a DLC
What about those Pre FTL freaks near the sufer system
*CNN IS DEAD! LONG LIVE XENONION NEWS!*
@@jagothegamer5750 What was SHALL BE! XENONION NEWS WILL COVER THE ENTIRE GALACTIC NEWS MARKET!
Wth is a fallen empire can't they get up lmao
Fallen empires are actually just technology pinâta's, just waiting to be wacked open. ^^
@@PerfectAlibi1 That was a tweet from the nation
Maybe they should ask their local geo-engineer about Mastery of Nature(TM)
@@calmdown5559
Tweet from who now?!
@@PerfectAlibi1 In the video. It showed a little slideshow of tweets from the nation.
"what's a fallen empire? can't they get up?"
when I saw this, *I knew death was coming.*
Lmao XD
Fallen empire : oh .. you've done it now..
Fallen empires can only punish other species. They don’t completely wipe out empires…
Nah, fallen empire don't kill empires, they can only humiliate others
they can't get it up
"Neighboring species are holding pre-emptive memorial services"
My sides!
"Human datanet chat logs mysteriously swamped by spam of the sixth letter of their latin alphabet. The meaning of this gesture is unknown to us at the time."
2:27 it would be such an advanced and efficient language that express such a long sentence in less a second. Fascinating.
Have you tried with the subtitles?
@@guerinileonardo562 my god so complex
@@guerinileonardo562 damn
@@guerinileonardo562 my favorite line is "I go especially well with white wine."
@@KitKatHexe is my favourite line too😂
2:26
*"We have made a grave error and on behalf of my species I sincerely apologise to the Vroth. These are certainly concerning times and the geo-political situation in our region of space has never been more tense. I hope through establishing a dialogue we can relay that this was all a misunderstanding and that in time we can be forgiven for our actions. We would also be happy to sacrifice a select, delicious, sub-section of our population as a peace offering to the Vroth, if they so choose. I go especially well with white wine."*
I’ll be damned, that’s what it actually says
bakersmileyface how long did it take you to learn Caawian? I’ve been struggling
@@AJChagnon About a few decades. It's a bit of a wasted effort since it's a dead language now.
@@bartomiejpopielarz8283 Dead delicious.
@@AJChagnon Depending on your species, you might need implants, carvings, or firmware updates in order to make all the sounds correctly. People on the forums for Omnilingo's Caawian lessons suggest that _biological_ implants are the best at helping non-Avians sound like natives, but I've heard rumors among my fellow language lovers about a _technological_ implant nearing release that gets you near-flawless results _and_ can switch between configurations to allow you to still speak other languages.
If you love languages like I do and your kind has throats and/or communicates by forcing air through a variably-shaped tube, I recommend holding out for the tech.
I remember in my last Stellaris game, I had the following thought
"I need more influence, but it's not like I can just buy it. This isn't real life."
Console commands are your friend
High class comedy
@@DoctorFail which command tho I've been trying all of them but can't seem to find which one use influence and I'm still trying to get Dragon Season and Gray
@@SilentCl0wdInfluence 999
Probably the least realistic aspect of the game.
That "oh... OH.... oh god" is the perfect reaction when you accidentally or intentionally piss off a Fallen Empire when you first started playing.
"Wow, a free Gaia world!"
@@niallreid7664his was my mistake, they glassed everything 😂
I came pre-prepared, so I knew to prepare. When I finally provoked one into war... Well, my vassal served as ablative armor while I blitzed their systems. Good fleet coordination (and an oversized economy) saw their fleet obliterated. Longest part was building up the ground assault armies and selecting a general that reduced collateral damage. The zenophobe fallen empire, dissolved in one war.
Well about 300 fleetpower is definitely higher than 200 (if you leave out the K)
5 corvette is about 100
depends if you're min-maxing against their shields
I would kill for a Xenonion News DLC XD! Imagine having commentary about your actions like this! That'd be so cool!
That would be awesome.
please yes, idec how much it costs, take my 100 bucks, I need it!
Like the advisors from the old Civ games? That would be awesome.....
@@ramiel7666 more like the first two Master of Orion
PLEASE PARADOX GIVE THE PEOPLE A VOICE!!!
~2:40 to 2:55
They claim their 5 Corvettes will keep them save from 200k fleet power battleships.
Well if the Battleships are all using large weapons with low combined accuracy and tracking and the Corvettes have high enough evasion, they might be correct in their statement.
And if they have space amoeba-inspired regen properties (a “rare” technology) and weapons that are accurate and can deal lots of damage to the FE’s hull types
@@badpiggies988 I think they said thet they will ask the Horor of the Void to give them a helping hand.
It's unfortunate that Fallen Empire Battlecruisers all have fighters or this might actually work.
Even if your assumptions are true maximum evasion is 90% so their odds are pretty slim even then.
The ONLY source of galactic news!
As in, literally no other source exists...
*laughs in villager news*
@@hugebuffman3619 Hmmmm
The only source ever since since the tragedy of Zandar 3 News
*Indeed*
"You know, I used to hate all Organic life but now i'll make an exception for Space Ameobas. I feel bad for bubble"
Warform A-UH165
Alert a pop has been disconnected from the collective conciousness auto initiating purge mechanic
"If you're joining us psionically via the Shroud, just think about extra news real hard."
Ah, yes. The spiritualist ascension pathway in a nutshell.
"delicious looking *bird*"
*That says a lot about society.
Also, the shortage of tile blockers are really affecting the jobs in our galaxy, grandpa Joe in the neighboring district just lost his job as a tile construction worker. We need to bring jobs back!
little horses.
Then stop voting for Torba'Jirg you jirgtards!
Have you tried the off brand "tile inhibitors", just as good but 300 credits less per natic-ounce
@@ibtaba A Tile Inhibitor broke on my world. Now there's just a large square hole where my apartment building once stood. Funny thing is... the tile, itself, is on the other side of the planet.
Donald's Demonics and make the Fallen Empires pay for it! They’ve got the money! We can make THEM pay for it!
I love Xenonion. I love the worm. I love Xenonion. I love the worm.
What was will be
TIME IS SIGHT
WHAT WAS WILL BE
@@voidableboar9935 GRAVITY IS DESIRE
I just killed the worm.
I feel like Lurgg the impaler should have his own sitcom.
JagotheGamer Lurgg definitely carries the show, his talent is wasted on the news.
He is what the people want!
...at leas...in one way or another
No matter how much we evolve, People love Blood sports.
Is this the greatest thing I’ve ever seen, yes, yes it is
“Diplomatic relations break down as one planet minor insults a fallen empire. Neighboring systems hold a preemptive memorial services.”
Noo! Bubbles, where art though!
They found the ether drake
Your bubbles went pop pop and its bones went crunch crunch, and now it's your turn to tickle the inside of my belly, tiny creatures.
Who names the Ameba "Bubbles"? I named mine Thundercharge the Extreme-inator
@@Alemphonix
She found the hatchling Ether drake and they ran off together?
As even for the large space born aliens, xeno-compatibility works XD
@@taelim6599 *[throws 80 spinal-mount battleships at the problem]*
This channel deserves to grow faster.
damn you right
Oh Yeah Yeah
Hope the tiles around don't get alien survey soon.
NOT BUBBLES! WHY CAN'T THE SENTRY ARRAY FIND BUBBLES!?
We’re busy with scanning all the worlds to see their tiles. Industrial wastelands and dense jungles don’t just appear due to bureaucratic incompetence and years of letting trees grow freely.
Try checking the L cluster
@@theomnissiah-9120 We did, but the gray tempest wiped out all of our fleets.
''Tasty looking bird'' , ''Delicious looking bird'' Great subtitles.
The ticker!
"Species hold preemptive memorial service."
Careful,news tickers cause eye rot!
Xenonian is absolutely the best source for Galactic news
@Kyle Blank I guess somebody has been swallowing Beauclair propaganda
2:21 His reaction is fantastic! I hope they survives to the Fallen Empire somehow.
We need more Xenonion, and more often.
This is the first vid I found from this channel. This channel is like a goldmine for Stellaris fans.
Plume of Teal has such a way with words
*tasty looking bird
Now, you see, Jerry, this is why we dont call the big 3-jawed monsters with the big guns a poopnose.
BE SURE to turn on the captions or subtitles, you'll see more!
Esp. 2:28
He goes well with white wine. Good to know...
Alright Jazek, fire the the turbo-laser batteries!
Wow, now that's detail most YT channels dont include.
I wish my galaxy had Xenonion News.
Seriously, moders get on it
The tileblocker problem is seriously affecting our pre-FTL culture. Before long there will be no canyons, volcanoes, or even any exotic animals outside of the few in captivity, all of them removed to make way for more infrastructure. What will happen next? Will our grandchildren not know what an ocean looks like when we siphon out all the water, just to make some more mines?
In my cluster, apparently, the Xiarblargh Confederation's entire navy keeps circling around a random planet
So this is accurate
Subbed! This is absolutely hilarious!
2:58 I can't believe I actually blinked twice
I've just found this channel, immediately subscribed. I love the amount of stories you can get in Stellaris without even looking for them.
HAK!
MUGANI?!
Hunters: *target aquired*
hak?
HAK HAK!
**hiss**
This is one of the most underrated channels out there! Keep up the good work!
Please make more of this, these videos are so well made!
This is hysterical! Wish I'd found this channel sooner. Subbed!
When if this is actually the news in 500 years
Xen-onion! [Yells] I get it!
This is amazing.
I thought it was Xeno-nion
The extermination of the Caawian was a huge loss for the galaxy. They went so well with white wine.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! This is one of the best Stellaris video I have ever seen .... also be sure to put the caption for the translation of the Caawian representative (man, I thought that bird would never shut up, such a long speech!) :P
Keep up the good work ;)
My favorite part was when the velociraptor said “Caw!”
Make more of those! You deserve to grow bigger!
Aspec sent me here. :)
I just discovered this channel and it's very very nice! Love all the little references and jokes!!!
You have yourself a new subscriber! :D
1:41 “and Caawian representative, tasty looking bird”
Looks like the captioner’s a food processing empire, boys.
I subbed immediately after hearing „Bubbles“
This is so awesome!
Why have I only discovered this channel! This is great stuff!
“Pre-emptive funeral services” purged all my pops lmao
R.I.P unity Albright
This is really excellent work, all of you. Wonderful stuff :)
5 corvettes😂. What is your God? The SpiffingBrit😐
Drama Alert but in space
I’m glad they admit that the only good name for the space amoeba is Bubbles
I just discovered this channel and I already love it.
I'm so glad i found this
This is quality content, thanks!
Ah yes, our 5 corvettes will protect us from a invading fleet!
Damn that was awesome. I’m definitely subbing.
i would watch a whole season of this
this was really well done
I have always needed this but didn't know, instant sub
Stellaris should have a live events news or radio station DLC by now.
In the DLC it only unlocks after you join a federation and reacts to your decisions and the AI or other players.
To be fair, my first ever game, I claimed a fallen empire's system and tried to get it via war.
Rip dear leader
*sends a 1.5k power fleet to a fallen empire system*
*Sees the 100k power fleet rushing towards theirs*
Well crap
Loved it. Need more!
Lol these are great. Keep 'em up. Subbed.
I need more of this
Why am I just finding this channel now? This is gold!
Ok, this is awesome. Subbed.
"No Regrets" being misspelled is great. XD
Very nice to see OC on UA-cam. Subbed
More please! :D
Subscribed. More of this please.😊
Hostile wildlife are the only tile blocker worth saving. They're sentient beings too, even if they don't know what a mining station is.
I can't even, this is so hilarious and deserve so much praise lol
I just noticed the ticket news about the Unbidden eating the Outer Colonies, now that's funny.
They're featured in another video on this channel
The Unbidden are eating all the empires we were going to eat!
-Murdering Swarm
We love xenonion . Entire Swarm can know even more than everything with it.
How can a channel be this good?
"Traffic delays as Unbidden invasion of outer rim continues, death toll now at 11.7 trillion"
LOL, endgame crisis, so far into the ticker and not even mentioned
why did i JUST find this
this is the best thing on yt
Bro I'm in tears.
Now this
this is art
I didnt know i need this in my live.
The next great series.
Good shit
Now funnier than the real Onion has become.
We need more
This is so underrated!
This was my hardest laugh this year! x'D
1:40 Subtitles "tasty looking bird" LOL 😂
Edit: And 3:04 excellent 😁
i need more of this...
This entire video is just the largest mood
It took me a while to understand the questline with the galaxy being a virtual reality simulation and it actually just being the video game itself.
Can you do a news report on the dev clash?
This is awesome.