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My Party ruined my campaign in 15 seconds because of The Deck of Many Things
Dang bro, I bet you have it up on your channel for everyone to see it too!
Holy cow! Just finished watching it. Can't believe how fun those videos are!
Is it weird if I relate to talking to myself too
_insert spiderman pointing meme_
Wait a second...
Warforged Artificer attempts to pick a lock. He says out loud, “INITIATING LOCK PICKING PROTOCOL” before trying to pick the lock with his thieves tools. After falling twice, he says, “INITIATING SECONDARY LOCK PICKING PROTOCOL” before pulling out his Warhammer and and breaking the lock into pieces.
thats great roleplay of warforged
Beautiful
Such initiative!
Only a mind that is not human could have solved such a problem!
Warforged are just based Gods.
XD
The Artificer wanted to cast fly on the party to get them across the chasm. The barbarian jumped off shouting: "Cast it while I'm falling!" He then learned that Fly requires touch.
The barbarian then probably survived with barbarian magic
Lolz, this made me rofl!
Get that artificer a few levels of warlock so he can pact of the chain cast these things! :D
Hahaha bye bye barbarian hahaha. 🤣
My players whilst trying to escape prison protended to be guards and ended up being promoted to the highest rank, befriending one of the BBEGs henchmen (who was going to be a miniboss) and escaped using there vacation days.
When you tell a lie but you delve too deep and it becomes your life now.
It's the plot of every one of the hundred movies by this Mexican actor Cantinflas. Every time his character ended up in a situation of high responsibility because people believe his lies.
This is genius
Task failed successfully
What doe sit say about the BBEG that his heanch men seem to have a union that secured them mandatory vacation days?
after killing 12 goblin as a party of two wizard and a familiar i made a nat 20 perception check and found in one of the goblins pocket a letter where it was written that :
"Dear mom and dad, I found a new job and could pay off the debt we once add, don't worry i'll come back soon".
since that day i still think about him...
....And now I am incredibly sad.
Tell me you atleast sent something home to his family
@@jeffie_pie5340 I don't think his head in a box would be very comforting.
@@Merilirem wall trophy lmao
Awww, that's just sad that you rolled nat 20 for that.
Of course goblin lives matter, not!
At least as long as we play as the 'good' guys.
"That's odd. This illusion seems to be made of floor."
He then falls through the floor, which is made of illusion.
Most recent session?
The party decided to try the famous “Demon Curry” at a local tavern.
A whole crowd gathered to watch because it’s really spicy and the portion sizing is about the size of a large platter, half rice, half curry.
3 of the 5 party members lost that fight in a big way (failed con saves) and spent the next two ingame days having the worst diarrhoea.
And they all tried it cos I said the Demon Curry has a very small chance to raise one random ability score by 1.
DC 20 CON Save. They are level 4.
So it was doable… I’d’ve tried it.
You said 3/5? What happened to the other 2
@@thiosian1745 They succeeded and managed to gain one random stat increased by 1 point
If that's the only downside for failing, you'd be a fool not to try.
That's a shitty loss.
In order to add health to the dying artificer the wizard turned him into a mammoth, after the battle the barbarian, Druid, and artificer attempted to collect the artificer’s ivory, removed the tusks and waited for the artificer to change back to normal at which point the tusks turned to normal teeth.
Was the artificer missing his fangs?
That's not how the spell works, but it is funny.
@@propheinx2250 like all things it depends on the DM’s ruling
@@propheinx2250 Asking the real questions.
So they just pulled out his teeth?? 😭
If I may... I am a Dm and last session I introduced them to an ancient copper dragon and he looked all big and menacing but then he said... "What is up my dudes!?" And thus they meet himbo dragon
I will never forget the like solid minute of stunned silence that came from my players. It was priceless.
Stupid? This is genius
Honestly Copper dragons are himbo material
@@Konpekikaminari you should see the hero forge human form I made for him XD
@@hippolover2989 I'm imagining something akin to Johnny Bravo, but tan, with long copper hair, and medieval clothing
How far/close am I
@@Konpekikaminari bit far imaging big himbo no shirt but with a vest and a stupid short haircut that he thinks looks cool but isn't really cool but has like the abs to crush a watermelon XD
@@hippolover2989 that is, indeed, a himbo
Just gonna throw mine in there, because it's still amazing.
Half Elf Scout tell two druid elves "LOOK, AN OBVIOUS DISTRACTION!" Both somehow fall for it, the party frees our Barbarian, who proceeds to one turn murderize the druids while Scout stands stunned in disbelief it worked
This is glorious XD
Classic DnD moment
huh... an unintentional Doctor Who reference
My favourite moment would have to be when an NPC rogue jumped out through a building window and rappeled with a rope he had prepared earlier to the ground. The paladin while wearing full plate, without hesitation jumped straight out of the window and dive-bombed the rogue. The thief had just enough time to see an X shadow(like a crosshair) before the paladin landed on him. Neither of them survived. So the lesson is don't steal from paladins.
Actually thinking of this party, I recall when the fighter owned a +1 petrified chicken club. He had the inspirational idea of bringing along several chickens so he could eat fresh eggs during his dungoneering. Unfortunately, the party came too close to a Dracolisk that petrified the warrior's favourite chicken. To help prevent it from breakage he asked for the mage to enchant his chicken which soon became his favourite weapon.
2nd ever dnd session: We just finished defeating a bunch of enemies and was investigating the rest of the dungeon. Our Blood Hunter thought it would be better to store the loot we we found in our bag of holding for our Wizard identify later since he was low on spell lots. This resulted in us accidentally placing a portable hole (that we thought was fancy fabric) inside our bag of holding and sending half the party on a one-way trip to the Astral Sea.
Ah yes this rug looks like rug
The party was composed of two wizards. They succeeded at capturing a goblin and thought the best way to get information out of him was that one of them would be disguised as the goblin's dad (just the same goblin but with a moustache) and say "HELP THEY CAPTURED ME TOO!", as the other wizard beat the shit out of the goblin. This resulted as the goblin crying for his dad (and himself), effectively revealing informations.
i have no idea whether this should have worked, but as a dm myself i definitely would have let it, because that is really creative, goblins are pretty stupid, and most importantly hella funny
Poor goblin 🥺
"Pretend you're someone else's dad" - Jocat, a crap guide to dnd - wizards
I can saw from first-hand experience that this is, in fact, an effective strategy.
@@acrux1918 exactly what i was thinking
My party's dwarf druid got his beloved beard burned off, so he obtained a potion of hair growth. But instead of applying it to his face like a lotion (as intended), he drank it! He soon morphed into a giant furball and had to wait for the excess hair to fall out. He spent all day in the inn's bed, waiting to stop being a giant furball.
Amusing
Imagine the feces in the hair 😆
Those things should come with a warning label. He should have sued; it would have made for an interesting session.
@@JacobL228 "Your honor, my client is a giant furball..... that's all, I rest my case."
Our DM told us that the module said "when presented with these overwhelming odds the players have no choice but to turn back" we took this personally. We used a ship in a bottle which when opened transforms into a full pirate ship manned by hostile skeletons. Convinced the skeletons to join us, used a ring of wishes to turn the ship into a flying ghost ship, and challenged the boss to a pirate ship battle which he accepted and then we kicked its teeth in.
In the same campaign we accidentally found the demon lord that was the chapter boss on the first session in the chapter, we then proceeded to convince the hero king to join us in beating the demon lord up, and killed it in the second session of that chapter.
Dude, your first part clearly is "The Lord of The Rings: Return of the King"
After spending about an hour trying to steal an item we needed from a wizard our barbarian decided to try and befriend him, and actually managed to get the item after a few minutes of friendship RP.
This is a good lesson boys and girls: not everyone in the world of your DM is out to kill you or adversary to you!
@@JorisVDC Just do some freakin CONVERSATIONS
Before trying to do violence or crime :D
When starting out our Curse or Strahd campaign, we encountered the dreaded Broom of Animated Attack…
We quite literally rolled SO BAD, and couldn’t hit the thing for so long, our DM sent the NPC Paladin in to deal with it instead.
She could not hit it either. We almost TPK’d to a goddamn broom.
Ah yes, the infamous death house broom
Me and my group never ran into that Broom (luck I guess)
It is actually very tough monster for the level of the party. I think I also had tpk in the second floor.
My wife and I tried the Death House with me DMing and her controlling the party of 6 characters (we scaled it down to 4 later). Handled everything in there with flying colors, except the broom that downed the goblin bard. I'm now convinced that broom is cursed.
My level 3 party of a rouge, a barbarian and a wizard couldn’t hit the thing ether which ended up in the being nocked out and the party taking a short rest
I'll throw out mine: When starting a new campaign, my elephant monk was investigating rooms and opened a pantry where there were a few dried goods and a broom. As I turned around the broom came to life, attacked, and dropped me to zero hit points. From that day forward the drunken monk had an irrational fear of brooms.
Correction, rational fear of brooms
@@bestaround3323 Ah yes, the infamous death house broom
New player here planning on learning soon to DM a little. Started thinking of a small adventure (at first I expected it to be a one-shot but now it's looking more like 3 sessions). One of the few combat encounters I planned for a 1st level party is an animated broom guarding a house against uninvited guests.
Now i guess i may have unexpectedly planned a new fear for my players besides the traditional mimic XD
My two favorite D&D stories:
1) So our party of four (a tiny gnome named Galindan who carried a giant staff, a bard elf named Kass, a human named Robert who always wore pink slippers, and me, a warforged wizard named Phil who was meta) was trying to get through a forest and so Gallindan, who had like a +9 in every stat, rolled a nature check. It was a Nat 20. Then Kass made a roll (the purpose wasn’t important). Nat 20. Then I picked up a D20, said “if this is a Nat 20, Phil hacks into the game, becomes a god, and destroys the world.” I rolled the dice, it was a Nat 20. Then our DM walked away and told her co-worker to take over. The co-worker sat down at the table and said “So as your new DM, I quit.”
2) Later in the same campaign, Galindan got arrested for yelling at what he thought was a child. We later learned that the “child” was actually a halfling named Niblin. So at some point we were looking for Niblin and rolled investigation. I rolled a Nat 1. The DM said “so Phil, you start looking and then you go ‘Ooh is that a bread market?’” It was and because of my Nat 1, our party spent the rest of the session at the bread mart trying to help Robert figure out how to get the most bread by spending all his money.
Literally today, I spent 45 minutes doing job interviews as like 5 NPC’s as my party came up with increasingly elaborate ways of vetting possible employees for the haunted inn they bought. …They also turned the dungeon underneath the inn that they had to clear of enemies in order to get the inn at a discount price into a spooky escape room tourist trap. They wrote up liability contracts and everything.
That is so sweet! I like it!
Last session, my paladin tried to jump over this tiny model of a moon (we were fighting in a broken planetarium) to get to a party member who was in trouble. I rolled a nat 1, tripped and fell face first over it XD.
He realized though, in touching the moon, it gave him the spells Jump and Longstride for 1 minute. Instead of actually fighting, he got super distracted and started bouncing everywhere. He even did a flip XD
What happened to the party member who was in trouble?
She was fine, to be honest she really didn’t need his help and probably was better off without him helping XD
so he became a Gummy Bear, bouncing here and there and everywhere?
@@rolkflameraven1483 Why do I have to be old enough to get this reference? XD
@@rolkflameraven1483 I've spent so long trying to forget that song. Shame on you for reminding me.
DM here: My party was doing a stealth B&E into a nobles mansion. They made some noise upstairs and knocked out a female guard, hiding with her in the bathroom. The Kenku player proceeded to roll to "make the sounds of a woman pooping"
Three nat 20's later, that female guard was later fired for pooping all over the bathroom
thanks for the laugh. nearly slip my drink ;)
Best one yet lol.
"Firstly, you're fired. Secondly, eat some more fiber, woman!"
Druid chucked a horse so hard it obliterated a horse shaped hole in a mountain and killed the enemies
One time while exploring a ruin, our party comes across a room with a “life-like” statue in it. Naturally having one brain cell between the five of us, we were all convinced the statue was a trap. Easily spent 5 minutes just investing/attacking the statue to see if it would animate and attack us. Ended up putting a shark fin hat on it that we found in the room so it became a “statue with a funny hat.” Our DM had to keep muting herself because she kept laughing. It literally was just a statue and we are all just idiots.
Not everything is a trap! Until it *is* a trap, and then you get the last laugh as the non-believers are murdered where they stand :D
*sees life like statue*
"Probably a medusa nearby, maybe a basilisk if they want to shake it up, cockatrice if they're feeling _really_ out there."
My barbarian was walking through a dungeon with 2 barrels of highly explosive dwarven oil on my back. A swarm of enemies caught us off guard. Our "lawful good" cleric decided the best course of action would be to ignite the barrels... killing everything... except the cleric.
Genius
First Session with me as DM.
Our Rouge climbed up a tree and lied to the whole party that she saw a golden beacon in the near forest (bluff check 20+++) Everybody believed her. The party spended the next 15 Minutes exploring a forest with me describing all kind of "dangerous" animals (squirrel and bunnys) and trying hard to get them back on track to their adventure.
At least they didnt Set it in fite Like we did in Session 2.
Just to clarify: i wasnt responsible for any burned trees. I Just didnt Stop Out Paladin.
First session for me involved the Rogue cutting the hair of our Female Ranger and successfully framing himself as a creep.
The rogue got a lot of explaining to do when said hair fell out of his pocket during a scuffle.
RoUgE
ah yes always happens to me as DM: me sets up epic storyline while party goofs around and gets killed
@@the4given196 welp my friends party set the second largest southern city on fire
they were fighting monsters indoor
the cleric had a staff of lesser fireball
casts fireball
realizes that the city is urban (which means theres not a lotta room) and made of wood
burns down city
4 people in party were sneaking around at night in the enemy camp, trying to find captives. My wizard, that just wanted to help, used fire bolt to initiate an arson in the forest to lure kobolds from their camp, so the rest of the team would sneak through the empty camp. However there was a barrier, so no one from camp could escape and as a result 4 party members were stuck in alarmed camp full of kobolds and cultists. I can not describe all of the curses that paladin, ranger, rogue and warrior addressed to my wizard, who has almost died of this fire
1d4 embarrassment damage
First time as DM. The wizard refused to use magic at all and pulled faces at enemies while the rest of the party got massacred.
I was DMing. The party consisted of my Cousin-in-Law, his son, and my online friend. First session. I set up a training puzzle/maze as part of the story that involved a lot of revolving rooms around a center control and each room had a puzzle. The simplest room consisted of complete blackness that not even darkvision could penetrate. They sent in the ranger to scope it out. The room is empty except for a sleeping creature in the middle. The ranger decides to feel around when I tell him that it feels and sounds like a sleeping dog. He shouts out, "Guys! There's a dog in here!" The rest of them rush in to pet the dog and as soon as the last person enters, the lights turn on, the dire beast wakes up, and combat starts. It is, to this day, the best and my most favorite trap I ever laid.
Setting: party had to save an NPC, we did not know who we were saving nor what we were saving it from.
Me, the sorcerer: I walk in the cave.
DM: You are met with an adult red dragon about to eat your face.
Me, trying to be clever: It's a good thing I'm here, it looks like your druidic wards are about to fail.
DM: ... you're trying to convince a dragon that you're the equivalent of a magical electrician that HAPPENED to show up while they're holding the person you're looking for prisoner? Roll whatever you wa-
Me: Nat 20 bluff.
DM: ... FUU-!
That is what i call, genuise
looks like you got a damaged spell component here...
i could get a replacement from the druid grove but
looking at transport times and material fees
i think it would be better if you just rebuilt all the warding here from scratch
Nat 20 doesn't mean you'll make it automatically. In such a situation, the DM should get creative and more or less play along.
@@Jasmin-lg3gf its funny though.
@@Jasmin-lg3gf Rule of Funny > rule of DnD on how to DM
We managed to convince 3 goblins that a dragon born a zombie and a elf were all goblins
(Playing lost Mine of Phandelver, session 1)
My players decided to fake a robbery on the cart they were escorting, took a goblin hostage, tried to tame wolves (that almost killed the rogue), and accidentally blew up a VERY important character.
Oh, did I mention this IS NOT their first time with this adventure?
Edit: Our next session is tomorrow!
I'm about to finish that one playing the folk hero fighter. Early on, despite him being an archer, I decided to charge a cave of goblins and hobgoblins with my sword shouting FOR THUNDERTREE!! Naturally, it didn't go well.
One time our DM filled a room with smoke so we couldn't see anything and said "Roll initiative."
There were no monsters to fight.
So we spent several rounds of combat accidentally hitting each other and almost TPKed before our fighter figured it out and just left the room.
This is just genius! I gotta try this sometime!
That's amazing, I love it
i recently had a session where an eldritch knight in our group restrained a particularly shitty noble and casted a point blank fireball on himself. he then got off whatever was left of the noble, turned to the noble's entourage and asked them simply
"anyone else?"
the ensuing war is 100% worth it. that guy was a total bastard
First ever time playing D&D: My DM (it’s his first time DMing) allowed us to use home brew items and spells as
long as he approved of them. I find
my home brew item in a shop. It was slightly used.This item allows me to
store a limited amount of natural energy within it. I have 3 choices
1- Release a small amount of energy to what’s inside
2- do nothing with it and save it for later
3- release all the energy in it
I of course decided to release all the energy within it… so ya I almost got killed because the energy within it was electricity (Lightning bolts were stored inside). Went from 54 hit points to 14 real fast.
And this is why we don't home brew right out of the gate.
It's best when you have a feeling about what this game is about.
@@JorisVDC I disagree; they survived and now have a hilarious story to tell :)
I was up all night preparing the final details of my campaign, super excited to play with my party! We sat down at the table, they introduced their characters and I introduced a very important npc! Exactly 22 seconds later, the chaotic good paladin murdered the npc to steal his gold.
I would have his God have a 'tough talk' with this Paladin, stealing from a random NPC!
Next time I strip you off your divine powers: no smite for you!
Wait, Chaotic good? That sounds Chaotic *Neutral* at best.
Now I kind of feel sad that none of my characters have done anything stupid, but there was this one thing my friend did. We were getting an artifact from someone’s house, and ended up fighting vampire spawn. My friend’s character took the artifact and ran to the nearby inn. When he got to the inn, he begged the barkeeper for a clove of garlic, then he rubbed it all over himself (in front of everyone who was there) and then ran to his room. He then yelled, “NO ONE IS INVITED IN HERE!!!” and slammed the door shut. He was so convinced that this would keep him alive, but this ended up killing him. When we met a vampire later, the vampire smelled him and asked, “Is that garlic?” He said yes, and then the vampire said, “Well, I do love my victims well seasoned!” and killed him in one hit.
We had a session where we were assaulting a fortress.
My character, a Blood Hunter, Spent the entire fight doing really nothing but cutting himself to try and help while the Wizard used Bigby's Hand to toss soldiers off a cliff. I was never hit in the entire encounter yet ended up at 80 hp out of 166. The Wizard was never hit.
and died of 1d4 never getting hit damage.
I have a whole solo campaign with one of my friend (I'm the Dm), the whole adventure can be put in the video, but one of my favorite highlight was
He have a curse who make him throw up whenever he teleport.
He teleported in a closed country, throw up on the intendant, and get his wanted poster.
Wanting to be left alone cuz of the prime hunter he get the idea to create a cline of himself, handing him like it as himself and he's his own twin brother.
He created a perfect clone... The clone get his own mind, captured him and send him to jail.
Later as he was escaping of the prison, he lost himself and found a secret room where the king was, with a guard and a priest
He wanted to say it's a misunderstanding and want to get out of the country.
Long story short the guard stabbed the king by error, the druid tried to help him and just removing his heart, and the priest sliped on the blood and decapitated the king.
Yeah it's pretty absurd
One character in a campaign I played in tried to put a bottle of holy water in the well of luck in hopes to get something better. The character is a tiefling. They failed their stability check and tripped, spilling the holy water on themself. Causing one point of damage.
Last session I had… there were two “apparent” ways to get out of the situation we were in. 1. was to be judged mentally by a rather decent Elder Brain. 2. Was the deck of many things. With my experience I knew that the judgment couldn’t be that bad, so me and 2 other members did that (the other 4 stayed behind), it was smooth and ended with us back where we wanted. Apparently the other 4 are a whole lot more paranoid, and thought the deck of many things was the better option. After one person basically lost his soul, another all their magic items (including a holy avenger), became invincible to all physical attacks, and fought 2 avatars of death, they made it back to us… 36 hours later. Morale of the story, if one or more of your players are somehow both paranoid and completely willing to take dumb risks, NEVER GIVE THEM THE DECK OF MANY THINGS!
I have two. In my first campaign ever, our Moon Druid wildshaped into a stegosaurus and tried to break out of jail and was immediately swarmed by guards and bombarded with fire shooting lamps. In the same campaign, I had to leave early and without thinking, I said that my character will sit where he is, in the middle of a warzone filled with wild magic, and for the rest of the session, he was just chillin while everyone else fought for their lives.
I forgot, there was a party I was playing with that got ambushed by goblins while taking a fishing break. One of the party ended up using the biggest fish he caught as an improvised weapon.
Excuse me WHA???
@@Hiim679 yeah apparently the party massacred a goblin village and they all got bounties on their heads; the goblins were there mostly for revenge but the party didn’t want to end up killing more goblins so the one guy grabbed a big salmon or something and used it as an improvised flail. Also my character, a monster hunter and part-time bounty hunter, only got to play a couple times but was always considering the possibility of turning them in for the reward and was terrible at hiding it.
Our monk was fed a potion that allowed him to fly, so he t-posed his way into a hill giant skull that was a vehicle of a hag and only after he landed in, still t-posing, he looked up and saw the hag in the window. She and her Touch of Death finger weren't too happy about it.
I wish I could have told this story earlier but this only happened last night
As our sorcerer used hold person on a small tribe of goblins my Minotaur barbarian used a boat oar as a great club and spent 10 solid minutes making the goblins rocket into the sky team rocket style "Practicing his golf game" as he put it
My players got a hold of a Wand of Resurrection; they used it to kill each other for fun.
I remember joining my friends dnd group. It was a great session and I was playing as a Bard. So, I decided to use nothing but vicious mockery and kept telling my enemy in many different ways to kill himself. The enemy got so deeply offended by the gestures he took himself out.
I can just see this happening...
Bard: "Go die in a fire!"
Baddie: "*Succeeds the wis save* There's no fire here!"
Wizard: *Immediately plans his next turn...*
This feels so relevant rn, me and my party played a quest last session where we ended up finding an altar to the evil dragon terrorizing the region, breaming with cold evil mangic. I (tiefling bard) was extremely careful with touching anything bc I suspected bad things. Anyway, before that we killed a Harpy and our paladin, being the person he is, beheaded the thing and took the head as a trophy. Fused with the altar was a goblet, inscriptions showed the altar was to worship the evil dragon. I suggest leaving it alone, our rouge suggests a blood sacrafice, druid agrees, paladin disagrees, I disagree. The the druid comes up with the idea of using the Harpy's blood. Before I could intervene the paladin decided that was a great idea and let blood drip into the goblet.
The rool got magically locked, with magical darkness, everyone spooked, I shout at my fellow adventurers for a bit and then noone can open the door. I tey to seduce the door, it somehow works and unlocks.
After beating the bad guy there we went back to the village, our paladin wanted to get the head stuffed as a tropy and the dude was like "WTF DID YOU ALL DO, ARE YOU INSANE" bc there was a dark observation spell on te head. His granny helped us get rid of the spell but not befote the head took a good bite out of our druid's leg.
They also broke 2 weapons trying to kill a green glowing heart and the druix forgot he still had a special spell he got from a statue left so we just spent a solid 20 minutes trying to destroy the thing.
I feel like we'll all die to some stupid stuff like that before even reaching the BBEG
Stupid sexy bards romancing innanimate objects.
Wow... So, how did it go? Any updates?
@@lazar3803 (also, I keep on mistaking our cleric for a druid, he sometimes doesn't know what he is himself.)
@@lazar3803 (also, my yt is bugging out, is the long reply fo what happened after visible?)
@@riza0.0 i don't see it unfortunatelly
We had to get an artifact from a fort, the fort was on high alert and had almost every soldier stand guard on the walls looking for enemies, so we teleported inside and successfully without notice got the item. Before leaving, we noticed a large door and assumed behind it might be a treasury, not being able to open it we enlarged and buffed our barbarian to force the door open, revealing that this was "door" was in fact the main gate with the entire army we avoided standing on the other side including mages who counterspelled our attempt to teleport away. Next session was a new campaign :p .
This why you don’t get greedy
If you do this again, I highly recommend the moment my rogue character tried and failed to flirt with the wall in an effort to pass through it saying “So, you come here often?”
Clearly a rouge bard multiclass
Planescape? ;)
Dam girl are you made out of concrete 🥵
I bargained with a wall in Curse Of Strahd
Pathfinders Moment (Not D&D but close enough) Party member announced to a pirate ship we were city guard (we weren't) (We then chewed out the player who said his character with a 10 intelligence was too stupid to realize that was a bad idea-we chewed him out again because 10 means average intelligence and in case you are wondering NO this was not the first time we had told him this which is why we chewed him out for it)
And to prove I am not immune
Playing an adventure as goblins my character an alchemist, tosses an explosive, missed intended target, bomb lands in THE ONLY square that doesn't hit a hostile but hits two allies with the splash damage, Goblin Fighter considers this grounds enough to stop dealing with the hostiles and chase me through a cornfield (which I light on fire with some of my supplies as I am fleeing the fighter)
Goblin Fighter: Stop lighting the cornfield on fire!
Russell (one of our players, not the one playing the Fighter) looks at me, sees I am probably going to agree to stop so I don't have to take on the fighter, but also knowing my love of goblins: That is not very Goblin-like of him to say is it?
Me (a smile on my face one that screams chaos is coming): No it's not (I look right at the Fighter's Player): RALAB! (My Goblin war cry and yes the fighter's player knew it "A"s are pronounced as if saying apple)
My character cries out, I forgot the exact word it was like "Traitor!" or "Imposter!" or some insult to imply he wasn't a true Goblin as I launched an attack at the Fighter, the time he and I were done we were out of tricks and forced to flee from the actual fight, which had taken out the rest of the party, and those who were still standing knew the day would not be ours, so they also fled.
I think the most iconic moments of the campaign my brother made was when my friend (a ranger) bought a rug from a merchant, then immediately stopped the nearest lumberjack and traded the rug for his axe. The best part was that the npc that got the rug later became a relevant character in the plot!
0:40 Sandvich, moist and delicious.
Also what's even more hilarious is that you can actually eat the sandvich to restore your (the heavy's) health *or* give it to others to restore theirs, and you basically gave your team the middle finger with no chance of healing them with your sandvich as you ate it...🤣
I remember one time, in D&D 3rd edition, when my party's battle cleric (whom would normally cast a bunch of buff spells on himself and his party members before charging in like a paladin) cast Heal on a demilich, bringing its health down to just 1 hit point, at which point another party member finished the otherwise terrifying thing off. (There were some other encounters with living enemies, such as dragons, which ended just about as quickly and nonchalantly, only with use of the Harm spell.)
We fought against some hags who had a staff, that if touched, would basically dust you.
My party and I watched as a hag touched the staff and disintegrated into thin air. I, the bard, decided it was in my best interest to touch said staff... and was promptly disintegrated along with my teammate monk, whose life pool was shared with mine :)
Dumbest things my characters have done: Fire an Eldritch Blast at Demigorgon. We were level 3.
And another demanded a god resurrect someone just so he could torture them. The god did not oblige. He also later threatened another god (who ended up being Graz'zt in disguise) who then used a sword to make him go blind due to his alignment.
Love this idea. Regularly doing these rapid fire skits feels like a great idea.
My players keep attacking important NPC’s every session, and believe it or not they’re not trying to derail lmao
I was running a campaign where the Rogue killed an innocent, but important NPC because the NPC caught him picking his pocket. In front of the party. In the town square. At noon. Next to 6 town guards.
@@Oatimusprimme lmao, my fighter tried to do the same but never managed to get a hit in
Short version:
The wizard set off my fireball necklace, a giant then yeeted me away from the party, and the necklace flew off and killed an entire town filled with about 100 innocent lives.
Long version:
I had a necklace of fireball with the power of a small nuke, and after we finished saving a frost giant, the wizard decided to jokingly throw a firebolt at me, I dodged it, but it hit my necklace. The giant, seeing this all happen, realized that that necklace had enough power to nuke a town, so he picked up my rock gnome artificer and YEETED me away from the party. I made a very quick dex save and threw the necklace off me, the necklace ended up flying towards the town we were just in, destroying it and 100 innocent lives.
Wizard then says "1 death is a tragedy, 40 is a statistic"
Edit: thanks for the 130+ likes guys. Really appreciate it! Most likes I've gotten ever lol.
*First Blood* +15xp
*Double Kill* +30xp
*Triple Kill* +45xp
*Quadruple Kill* +60xp
*Squad Wipe* Achievement: Wrekt III
*Rampage* Achievement: Destroyer II
*BloodLust* Achievement: No mercy I
DM better have given you the XP for all those kills you got with that thing, even if innocent townfolks lol
@@loganfu4035 after I mentioned it, dm gave me a fire elemental goat and the nickname: "The Comet"
@@pinkwooper5129 Killtacular, Killing spree, killionaire, ULTRAKILL
@@ItzJames57 Okay that might be better than pure XP lol.
(This wasn’t *my* character but a friend’s) A notoriously troublemaking Fallen Aasimar in our group got a ring bound to his finger that carried the soul of an evil dragon god of death. He did a lot of stupid things throughout the campaign, but the main thing was that he resurrected said dragon god right after the whole party used most of their hp and all spell slots on a fight just moments before. Needless to say, he singlehandedly caused a tpk.
these are awesome. my favorite still has to be the time our fighter was leading the group to find who had been firing a cannon on the city. when they reached where the cannon was, they saw no person, just a lone cannon with a bunch of runes carved onto it. The fighter somehow came to the conclusion that this was a sentient cannon and started trying to seduce it into giving them the ring they were looking for... the lady who had the ring and who had been in control of the cannon was hiding in the bushes not even 10 feet away.
A few years ago, a party I was DMing for wandered into a hallway painted completely black. A few moments of wandering and *several* spike traps later, the wounded party noticed that a safe path through the room was marked by a pattern of stars on the ceiling. Having deciphered that, what did the party do?
*They went back and had the monk step on every. Single. Untriggered. Trap.* Their reasoning?
"Well what if we have to come through here again later while being chased by monsters?"
This is a perfect example of player genius and stupidity at the same time. Which one it ends up being (genius or stupid) depends entirely on the outcome.
@@faolan2174 The bastard did have an incredible dex save modifier...
And did they happen to have to go back through while being chased by monsters?
@@MrValvoja idk how it helps them anyway, it's pitch black in that hallway. not them nor monsters can see a thing
Once my party got locked into a room with a puzzle
The barbarian managed to get out of there by slamming his head into the wall until he broke out of the dream the puzzle took place in
Our group had to activate a piece of machinery in a room that had a lake of acidic liquid in it. After pondering for a good while as to how to get to the machine, the warlock in the group starts pushing in giant crates that were in the room with us in order to start building a bridge of crates towards the machine. What the warlock did not realise is that the boxes were put safely in a contained part of the room for a reason. The acid immediatly bites through the crate revealing that the crate contained VERY flammable fuel, before the fuel ignites my paladin says his famous last words: "Wait, is this a good idea? There is fuel in those...". The fuel ignites and explodes, which triggers an explosive reaction in the 46 OTHER crates in the contained part of the room. This massive explosion completely turned our characters to nothing but dust. Now the worst part is that the facility we were in was responsible for keeping the ENTIRE CONTINENT IN CHECK. Now allowing a massive alien army to invade, creating horrible magic storms and permanently disabling one of the AI that was supposed to run the place.
Not really a DnD player, but a friend of mine is. They shared this with me:
While the party was sleeping in an inn, the DM had a group of assassins ambush the party, causing a close quarters fight. However, the Paladin rolled a Nat 1 on his "Perception" check, meaning instead of joining the fight, he was asleep the entire time. Quite a sight seeing the Paladin sleep while the sounds of swords clashing, wood breaking, and patrons screaming are playing. Since then, the Paladin was given the "Oath of Slumber" as a joke.
In my campaign my party had to find a way to access a valley within a circle of unstable mountains. After trying to climb them and seeing that it was impossible, THEY DECIDED TO WAST 20 MINUTES OF TIME TRYING TO DESTROY THE MOUNTAIN WALL, WHAT DID THEY EXPECT TO MAKE A TUNNEL FOR THE ENTIRE MOUNTAIN?
I had something similar happen. I had a party of 8 that had 3 barbarians and they with the 2 wizards basically John Henryed their way through a mountain.
@@Oatimusprimme i feel u bro
I love this concept, there’s endless wack stories out there 😂
I was dming a game where my party had traveled to the moon collecting anchors that let demons run free on the material plane. one fight later the fighter broke a random summoning crystal I gave them and I rolled for what was inside and it turned out to be an astral dreadnought. The monster they were fighting was at one up so as they threw the crystal the monster exploded as a blood covered astral dreadnought comes out of nowhere. of course they can’t actually travel outside of the astral plane normally but I thought it would be more funny for them to just float over to the fighter, stab them in the chest, and go home annoyed.
Two party members went to talk to a retired adventurer to ask for his magic sword. The rest of the party decided to do a heist, our rogue triggered an alarm spell and booked it out with misty step. In an attempt to give the rogue more time my dwarf started vandalizing the adventurer's pub only to then get hit with a max level banishment spell.
In case you do another one, here's mine. My party was making a joke about how low the intelligence of one of our party members were, so we convinced him the floor was made of wall, he then proceeded to convince someone else that it was made of wall, thus a war in which we all were arguing about what the floor was made of ensued.
During my first foray into the lands of Ravenloft we entered a certain lonely house. The Dwarf of the party decided to go up a dumbwaiter, and started searching around. He managed to trigger a Broom of Animated Attack that ending up killing everyone. Saddest TPK I've experienced.
Ah yes, the infamous death house broom
Okay, last session:
The Rogue saw someone from a rival to their village, spent about 20 minutes having a really awkward conversation with him and the guy next to them while debating how to get in his pants so he can get information, bard comes over and Charm Persons him, they sneak into the dungeon with the promise of seggs, and this leads to the biggest lore drop yet in which I explain a large part of the Rogue’s backstory and the secrets therein through this character.
By the way: The other guy was the king of the kingdom they were in. They were in his castle.
Not our last session, but we wound up with a magic tornado as a random encounter. The thing was chasing us, and my Eldritch Knight shot a Firebolt at it to see if there was anything to fight. The tornado absorbed the Firebolt and then proceeded to start launching Firebolts in every direction.
I once played a rogue character who was a drunken viking… Basically just Jack Sparrow, and he knocked down the party monk for a jar of dirt. The best part about it was the fight only happened because the drunken viking started the whole ordeal by shoving the last sacrifice needed into the sacrifice hole…
Why does my brain hear "sacrifice hole" and immediately think its an innuendo instead the clearly clear cleariness of the clearly.
Now do the most stupid DM house rules, I'll even share my experience with one peculiar DM:
DURING our first session he told an ENTIRE PARTY of spellcasters that cantrips cost hp to cast and leveled spells give you exhaustion equal to their level + magic is illegal, after I've heard it my wizard slit his throat and the rest soon followed.
Edit: grammar (I've forgot s in most), and more importantly: If someone wants to share this on reddit or somewhere as crazy DM story they've seen please reference this comment, other than that I'm not stopping you. Thanks!
I mean that COULD be a cool stipulation for a one-shot in a specific setting where those rules apply... but certainly the sort of thing best explained before character creation.
You did the right thing.
Reminds me on one of the stories critcrab or so told once
Wtf, thats the kind of thing you should tell your players BEFORE they make their characters. Sounds like this DM may have had instances where the party circumvented encounters and puzzles because of spells and considered them OP, but still you should be rewarding the players for thinking outside the box; not punishing them. I’d have killed my character and left that table too
@@marcelmittendorf833 Exactly, it could be fun in a specific, probably short campaign (maybe survival?) but only if party knew beforehand and accepted it.
We were trying to find a thief to help us but we accidentally called child protective services and my character started yelling “help” so they came and stormed our house and almost arrested the entire party, lets just say the other players weren’t very happy
Playing the beginner's campaign with my friends who are a bit crazy, two things happened the first was them trying to convince some drunk ruffians that our defence fighter was a rock and not a person which actually worked and the second was that they adopted two goblins because in the first encounter they questioned a tied up goblin and left him in the cart when they dropped it off (first session), mid way through raiding the main base of the redbrands they remembered the goblin and also adopted the resident goblin for fun then they returned and used the goblin they adopted to convince the other goblin to join them, they now plan on building a goblin army
Edit: the same fighter from the first incident also killed all of the skeletons by picking up their skulls and saying 'to be or not to be' for each one
My players instead of deactivating a fragile portal that was only open because of a crystal propped beneath it, started attacking the miniboss I had planned to use later through it, why later? They were level 1 apart from the barb who had just levelled up.
The boss got through... And because it could not roll to hit the barb they ended up somehow killing it,
at level 2...
The barbarian took its skull and its going to give him horrible nightmares now :)
Edit btw it got 3 checks to hit with a plus eight when it was nearly dead but the dice said no. The one time it did hit it one shot headbutted the warlock off the barbs shoulders and across the room into a coma, I had to have their mysterious patron save them...
The 3 golden rules of DMing.
1: Always expect your group to do something incredibly stupid.
2: Always expect your group to do something incredibly intelligent.
3: Always expect your group to do something that you couldn't have imagined in your wildest dreams.
Regarding point 3, I also have a story to tell.
UESRPG (TES pnp). Our group is dreaming and trapped in the realm of the Daedra. So we enter this strange fortress and our Argonian blacksmith has already taken some metal from the door lock. Then he came up with the idea of breaking one of the stones out of the wall.
He rolls really well 2 times and succeeds. There is nothing behind it, literally. But to be absolutely sure, the others put a group member through the hole and yes, there is nothing there. So we want to continue, but our blacksmith has another brilliant idea. He wants to take the stone with him. The really really big stone.
So we go on and behind us follows our Argonian, who pulls his stone with him. But the crowning glory comes at the end. I remembered the DM saying he had a 50/50 chance of keeping the stone after returning to reality, and he made the throw. Our blacksmith was now the proud owner of a Daedra stone.
But in order to use it, he had to crush it. With a little help, he dragged it up a tower in the next town and threw it out of the window from above. The biggest piece is now a warhammer.
We were in a fight with a sort of robot that served as a city guard, and to deal huge damage to it, our rogue pissed on it, and after arguing with the dm for 5 minutes about piss being flammable, he accepted and made it work, we burned it down, and then it self-destructed, killing said rogue
What possible way could you argue that piss is flammable??
@@Shade01982 well it acted pretty much like a robot so.. we just thought it would work or something
Death by pissing of the robot with piss.
@@berteck8 🤣
That rogue's player should really see a urologist if he thinks "piss being flammable" is normal.
In two oneshots in a row, my friend ended up punting a child, almost getting our party a lawsuit, then got arrested by two officers as an “escaped dementia patient,” and ended up being thrown into an insane asylum. Twice. We did not help then, instead, our party’s ranger and I just ate strawberries and then just chatted. Whenever they tried to escape, they always rolled low. Funnier than hell.
The halfling wizard was being confronted by a couple (disguised) cultists in a public square. FOR SOME REASON, the party has a cat which is a third level Warlock, who just decides to cast Eldritch Blast and make it look like the halfling did it.
Lotta fun for the halfling player when he has to explain to the guards that the two dead people in front of him were actually cultists, and the cat killed them, not him.
This happened yesterday: We were walking through a goblin den and there was an oil trap. The wizard has a glorious idea to throw a fireball right after a goblin closes the exit behind us. The only way to survive was to go through the fire. I was a lvl 1 at the time with lvl 3's so wizard used disc to throw me to the other side of the fire cave making me die from poison damage from smoke. :)
A 3rd lvl wizard has no lvl 3 spell slots tho?
@@duetopersonalreasonsaaaaaa idk if he was lvl 3 I just guessed it was my first session and I joined campaign late
@@duetopersonalreasonsaaaaaa ok I asked him and he used fire bolt now fireball
Since when do you instantly die from smoke?
Couldn't the character hold its breath?
@@JorisVDC didn’t instantly die I failed the death saves and the oil went for 120 feet and I got to other side first so team couldnt medicine check me
The Ranger of the party decided to infiltrate the BBEG's lair and somehow managed through a serie of extremely unlikely decisions and nat20 to bypass every trap, and accidentally kill the BBEG.
Quest: Impossible.
This was my first time ever DM-ing a session and our previous almost permanent DM clearly was keeping this idea inside his brain for a long time, he was a gnome and he casted reduce on himself, then he casted mage hand also on himself and grabbed his own collar and flew away
Tiny kobold Rogue spent 5 turns trying to climb a 30 foot wall in a cave to get into a small notch hoping for secrets. Fell down the otherside and got killed by a miniboss.
Love these. Just remember guys, as a DM/GM or host, try to be fair and equitable with your players, some times stupid things are a good way to take the story in a way you never thought possible.
That last skit was perfect. "Sounds like it's going well" lmao im dying
We were in a pawn shop and the sorcerer pyromaniac annoyed the owner and caused a fight. a few seconds later they cast fire hands and burnt 8 blocks, 400 dead bodies (that were found), and caused 32 years just to rebuild the area, completely derailed the campaign from the start to the final boss and this all happened on a holy day of worship.
In 3.5 our party tried to sneak down a flight of stairs to evade cultists of Erythnul holed up in a cursed inn. The Halfling Rogue/Sorcerer (my best friend), Dwarf Monk (me, aiming for Drunken Master), and Elf Ranger (a mutual friend of ours) all made it down silently. The Human Cleric (an NPC) with 8 Int and full plate caused all 3 of us to slow-turn death-stare at him when the cultists inevitably heard him. My friends and the NPC took on the two Human cultists while I had managed to draw an enemy Dwarf into their alcohol storage. I was punching with one fist and chugging a pint with the other until he ran out and got sniped by the Ranger.
"ah yes, this illusion is made of illusion"
don't know why but I found this one line so funny for some reason, and am definitely stealing it
As a follow up of torturing a poor goblin they captured and making him reveal where his base ,full of goblins cannibals eating people they meet on their ways, was. The party composed of two wizard try to persuade the base full of goblins that they were a friend of the goblin they captured and (to make it worse) they brought the said goblin to support their claim. So every goblins got suspicious of them and started surrounding them asking questions. The goblin they tortured was frightened of the wizards but seeing EVERY GOBLINS IN THE TRI-STATE AREA SURROUNDING THE TWO WIZARD, it was quite clear the two wizards didn't stand a chance. So the little goblin said "NO IT'S A TRAP THEY TORTURED ME, KILL THEM". And then they fought.
To make matter worse it was two level 1 wizards. It was their first game for them as player and for me as a DM.
We have this thing we call the ‘omni-wagon’ in our game, basically magical wagon. We found out it had rocket boosters so we ran over a good chunk of the city watch, instantly killing them
Our dragonborn managed to convince a cave full of kobold he was their new king, turned then into an organised militia and then went to slay the wyrm who had been ruling them previously. He is now 'lord King High dragon zeus'
I love seeing these! they embody the shenannigans of dnd parties so well, keep up the good work!
reminds me of the time the party lead took a nap because of 4 levels of exhaustion and then proceeded to sleep through the party trying to stop a drunk dwarf from destroying the entire town with a coatrack with a bit of wall stuck to it. (he nearly succeeded too even)
The artificer went the opposite direction from the party (in his defense he was paranoid we were all out to get him) and was pursued by a giant walrus. Alone, he decided his best course of action was to...leap down the walrus' gullet and slice it open from the inside out.
He later hid from other enemies inside its carcass.
Greg had been spending way too much time with B.O.B
I was running late to a session once, so I texted the party that they could start without me. So, they did. When I arrived, with food, they were in the middle of a battle. Half the party was down. My sister, who is playing a dwarf barbarian, tried doing medicine on the human monk. I believe she ended up rolling a nat 1, which resulted in her killing him.
"The monk was so dextrous, he avoided every trap. The only trap he couldn't avoid... was the touch of his friendly neighborhood malpractice dwarf."
@@IceMetalPunk the dwarf: "ok, C-P-R, ok, ok, I GOT THIS!, GO away, ok, alright, hmmm," -clicks fingers - "ah, yes, I remember, Push on the mouth and blow into the chest. And, 1.., and 2.., and 3... and now the skull's now split into pieces..., just like i said, hollow" -turns around to the party - "hey, guys, I toldya he's got no brain"
Last session of our Western themed Campaign, one player asked if his character could wake up super early to go hunt Bison. DM said yes, so without the rest of us knowing where he was, our Arcane Archer Fighter slipped off to hunt Bison. A series of spectacularly bad roles later, he wound up startling the Bison herd causing a Stampede and wound up being gored and trampled by half a dozen angry Bison. Afterward, the Party sided with the Bison.
We where in some city and wanted to get a way description. So we stood in front of the bridge to the castle. On the opposite side, there was a fishing hut. I (lawful good wizard) went to the guards and talked with them. My two companions, a dwarven Barbarian and aarakocra rogue went to the hut. There, the rogue rammed through the door and injured the old fisher behind it. The guards obviously noticed this and ran to investigate, and when the barb saw them, she tried to hit the rogue, failed and tripped. Then the rogue flew 10 feet in the air and stayed in the same place for so long, that the guards had time to shoot a net over her. The rogue then went into prison...
Posting this in case of a part two to this video: my friend was a Tiefling sorcerer, we were fighting a Gorgon(the bull not the snake lady) at a hedge maze and for some reason while the rest of the party was inside the hedge maze he decided to cast fire bolt to burn down the maze hoping it would lure out the Gorgon SURPRISE all it did was start a fire.
Dwarf bard once left the inn in the middle of the night to look for the nearest cafe . Ended up meeting the BBEG also trying to go there. The bard had a whole philosophical debate at the cafe with him before realizing he was the villain and getting killed.
Druid gets hit in the face for bargaining a discount, loses 1 HP. Immediately attempts to steal weapons. Fails miserably. 😂😂😂