The first hour of FFXV

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  • @3005desu
    @3005desu 8 років тому +1088

    "OnlyAfro becomes gay"
    On other news. water is wet.

    • @LeaIsChill
      @LeaIsChill 8 років тому +3

      How do you sleep at night

    • @Thatonedude227
      @Thatonedude227 8 років тому +5

      Technically water isn't wet actually, so.

    • @scrubclub7138
      @scrubclub7138 7 років тому +2

      Sleep? The fuck?

    • @deafmetal7370
      @deafmetal7370 7 років тому +3

      Well that explains why he's so hot then. All the hot guys are gay, so that means he has to be gay.

    • @aMR5AvDeG
      @aMR5AvDeG 7 років тому +15

      He's a big gay

  • @Puddimans
    @Puddimans 8 років тому +457

    The adventures of emo, twink, some random accountant and a big guy who is probably into men and steroids.
    Also featuring: a car.

    • @Puddimans
      @Puddimans 8 років тому +37

      e.g. John e.g. Smith
      Ye, its the best character in the game. The best part of the game too.
      Also suprisingly has more customization than the human cast :P

    • @Deathtizity
      @Deathtizity 8 років тому +27

      the car is a great character

    • @user-se2nn2sn6c
      @user-se2nn2sn6c 8 років тому +7

      fuck me big boyyyy

    • @Solyssey
      @Solyssey 7 років тому +3

      Billy Bitchcakes Gladio cucked Prompto with Cidney

    • @eddiedasv8016
      @eddiedasv8016 7 років тому +2

      Puddimans breh

  • @GamerRoman
    @GamerRoman 8 років тому +274

    _"There's no way this man is straight."_
    You sure know it buddy.

  • @TehXilee
    @TehXilee 8 років тому +201

    I thought this game was going to have like badass wars n shit but it just looks like the boy band travel across australia simulator

    • @NM-br1rb
      @NM-br1rb 7 років тому +15

      Final Fantasy XV: Boy band road trip simulator with 3% added boss fights

    • @jessebrown5247
      @jessebrown5247 7 років тому +4

      Meme Machine so what your saying is it’s the best game ever made?

    • @1eye1tear95
      @1eye1tear95 4 роки тому +3

      Jokes aside the gane is amazing

  • @JopieA
    @JopieA 8 років тому +601

    Wait, Afro wasn't already gay?

    • @awesome15902
      @awesome15902 8 років тому +78

      Jopie Yeah, last time I checked he was a big gay

    • @JopieA
      @JopieA 8 років тому +40

      +Kaizen Afro is a gamer right? Well more like gaymer xddd
      Im so sorry

    • @BrokenPipe7
      @BrokenPipe7 8 років тому +33

      He's a big gay

    • @JamEWZ
      @JamEWZ 8 років тому +5

      you're a big guy

    • @redzeppelin6
      @redzeppelin6 7 років тому +3

      UUUU

  • @MyNameIsSalo
    @MyNameIsSalo 8 років тому +173

    I hope the chicken nugget part was real. I'll pretend it is

    • @MyNameIsSalo
      @MyNameIsSalo 8 років тому +86

      This is actually the most homosexual game I've seen

    • @highestqualitypigiron
      @highestqualitypigiron 8 років тому +23

      I was going to make a joke about someone making an XXX gay porn parody. But it already has the twinks, emos, black leather, buff muscley guys, shit acting and poor plot so it wouldn't change much

    • @grsgames4712
      @grsgames4712 7 років тому +4

      Convergence everyone knows that he wanted TWO NUMBAH NINES

  • @sickleslash6664
    @sickleslash6664 8 років тому +63

    Noctis's Bizzare Adventure: Gay Rights are Unbreakable

    • @tubbymanification
      @tubbymanification 8 років тому +8

      sickle slash Noctis' Strange Journey: Cup Ramen Tendency

    • @rabbitrulez
      @rabbitrulez 7 років тому

      sickle slash who do u ship with noct just wondering

  • @KevinLearns2Rock
    @KevinLearns2Rock 8 років тому +442

    These are the types of quality memes I subscribed for.

  • @TA-ew9bi
    @TA-ew9bi 8 років тому +85

    It took 10 years to make the water look that realistic

    • @zuem1739
      @zuem1739 8 років тому +5

      Tony Abbott We remade skyrim why? WATTER NOT GOOD ENOUGH

    • @tsukasasagawa1894
      @tsukasasagawa1894 8 років тому +2

      zueM Oh god, I only got it because it was on sale and twenty bucks with a discount code, but how did they make the water a priority when the draw distance is still not great?

    • @robertarrowsmith781
      @robertarrowsmith781 8 років тому

      Slut Puppies Nah you can thank Labor for that. He didn't help though.

    • @Azoonaloc13
      @Azoonaloc13 8 років тому

      >labor spends billions of dollars on welfare and pointless initiatives that do nothing to help the economy
      >Abbott tries to cut that shit immediately, saving us from an instant recession
      >but muh welfare

  • @XenoAlbedo
    @XenoAlbedo 8 років тому +44

    I learned so much from my time with this game:
    What true fashion looks like.
    Turrets suck in RPGs as much as they do in shooters.
    Car mechanics are hot.
    Photographers have been doing it all wrong.
    Teleporting sword combat is surprisingly badass.
    Car mechanics are hot.
    What a truly delicious meal looks like.
    Car mechanics are hot.

  • @killermemesatareasonablepr9707
    @killermemesatareasonablepr9707 8 років тому +300

    Onlyafro, I got a lot of titanium hwhite to paint you hwith ;^)

  • @tyson.5075
    @tyson.5075 8 років тому +68

    The king ordered two damn number 9s smh

  • @hookerlegs106
    @hookerlegs106 8 років тому +78

    That food had no reason to look so good. Shit looks better than my future.

  • @ecclesiaandune687
    @ecclesiaandune687 8 років тому +81

    that guy laughing will never not kill me

    • @MrDagon777
      @MrDagon777 8 років тому

      Who is this guy? I would like to see a more video with him

    • @JacksonRamsey
      @JacksonRamsey 8 років тому

      Mako look up Flipagram Roast, it's near the top probably

  • @RamRam.720
    @RamRam.720 8 років тому +30

    "there is no way this man is straight"
    You look better in a dress than a suit dude.

    • @burgbass
      @burgbass 8 років тому +11

      who doesn't

  • @killerspring100
    @killerspring100 8 років тому +369

    How can we let afro make videos

  • @FreshPwncakez
    @FreshPwncakez 8 років тому +129

    TAKE IT BOY

  • @TheIceLurker
    @TheIceLurker 8 років тому +48

    The subtitles said Nani. I'm triggered.

  • @Karuari_
    @Karuari_ 8 років тому +333

    This would be a vastly superior game if all the main characters were just little girls.

    • @Arexion5293
      @Arexion5293 8 років тому +37

      So basically Touhou?

    • @Roronoa2zoro
      @Roronoa2zoro 8 років тому +5

      pbs.twimg.com/media/Clb8DHSUkAA2zA9.jpg

    • @sen71
      @sen71 8 років тому +26

      Karuari you want to ruin this game? Why?

    • @OnlyHereForCake
      @OnlyHereForCake 8 років тому +2

      Arexion5293 TBH I'd play the shit out of a FF style Touhou game

    • @sharkbaitmaster1052
      @sharkbaitmaster1052 8 років тому +12

      Yes, cute girls improves every game.

  • @nagaeron
    @nagaeron 8 років тому +58

    the story would be better if it's just about one man's journey to get his old man some mcnuggets.

  • @Gurren813
    @Gurren813 8 років тому +134

    >Speaking Japanese
    >In a western-style palace.
    >Mfw

    • @fieldoflettuce7091
      @fieldoflettuce7091 8 років тому +4

      Slut Puppies
      most of the FF games that have voice acting in them were done in english tho

    • @kifiz3108
      @kifiz3108 8 років тому +23

      >Meme texting outside of 9gag

    • @soulation
      @soulation 8 років тому +7

      It's a 4chan thing and 9gag is a website that rip off other sites. The more you know.

    • @Larrorlarry
      @Larrorlarry 7 років тому +1

      What's 4chan?????????????? :^0

    • @hattedgamer.1411
      @hattedgamer.1411 7 років тому

      +Larry I'm going to subscribe to you because of this beautiful face :^0

  • @Agegatelol
    @Agegatelol 8 років тому +11

    Its clear: FFXV is a "take awkward photos with your metrosexual friends simulator"

  • @KrezalSkog
    @KrezalSkog 8 років тому +39

    Everything is a JoJo reference if you meme enough.

  • @KL0NT
    @KL0NT 8 років тому +15

    I loved the semi up to date memes and classy dankness

  • @flowmastaflam
    @flowmastaflam 8 років тому +11

    This gamne is so ridiculous for so many reasons. Also somehow you missed the cutscene where prompto basically pours his heart out to you about how he loves you and shit. Would have tied in nicely with your prompto is gay theme

  • @DragonDDark
    @DragonDDark 8 років тому +66

    What's the Kingdom hearts in real life fight from?

    • @SaltedMallows
      @SaltedMallows 8 років тому +12

      Some cringe video on UA-cam lol

    • @Asunsx
      @Asunsx 8 років тому +3

      darude earrape

    • @freakyskull516
      @freakyskull516 8 років тому +16

      to be fair they had the actual fight down pact it was just their line delivery that was cringe.

    • @Ergoperidot
      @Ergoperidot 8 років тому +16

      Sora vs. Roxas live action. It's fucking hilarious.

    • @GrugGangGrugGang
      @GrugGangGrugGang 7 років тому

      You mean the part where the wrong person won was alright? Also, the slipping was fine?

  • @MakoMankanshoku2STARS
    @MakoMankanshoku2STARS 8 років тому +19

    thats a sick jojo le meme reference hahaahahaahsg xxXxXdDDDDĎ

  • @shallowgod5539
    @shallowgod5539 8 років тому +9

    I actually thought those subtitles were real

  • @masonlemans8062
    @masonlemans8062 8 років тому +4

    I came. I saw. I came again. Another masterpiece. All hail Onlyafro, internet sensation.

  • @TheBulletWhiz
    @TheBulletWhiz 8 років тому +5

    Nice to see square enix put all the money towards this tween dream boy-band simulator.

  • @Turtlenomad
    @Turtlenomad 8 років тому +7

    What's this? Afro making an actual good and funny video? WHAT??????

  • @26suspects28
    @26suspects28 8 років тому +10

    the sauce...or you're disowned lol

  • @H20fulman
    @H20fulman 8 років тому +19

    People say this game is awful.
    I have never played a Final Fantasy before. I have been thinking about trying out a game.
    ...
    This video has me deadset on getting this game.

    • @vneezy
      @vneezy 8 років тому +5

      I never played FF but i bought this game, its actually quite fun and i'm enjoying it waaay more than i thought i would

    • @nolongeraperson
      @nolongeraperson 7 років тому

      Yeah, they were wrong

  • @Bamulas
    @Bamulas 8 років тому

    Yo OnlyAfro, your subtitles for that cutscene is literally the best thing I've seen in weeks. Thank you for cheering me up

  • @benevolentworldexploder5395
    @benevolentworldexploder5395 8 років тому +3

    It took me for fucking ever to realize that Noctis's casual attire is supposed to be fishing attire, you know, because his skill is fishing for some fucking reason. (Even though the closest fishing spot to Insomnia is filled with sewer water.)

  • @BastanVideos
    @BastanVideos 8 років тому +17

    "OnlyAfro becomes a gay" wait, it means you weren't a gay before?

  • @ChubbsRN
    @ChubbsRN 8 років тому +8

    the memes are back. the legend never dies.

  • @HansPeter-wo1ub
    @HansPeter-wo1ub 8 років тому +38

    what is the original clip for 7:02? the very much

    • @OnlyAfro
      @OnlyAfro  8 років тому +17

      i made that and just googled leafy images lol

    • @OnlyAfro
      @OnlyAfro  8 років тому +35

      unless you mean the original dude laughing then just google "look at this dude" and it has like 3 mil views

    • @HansPeter-wo1ub
      @HansPeter-wo1ub 8 років тому +1

      OnlyAfro geech the almighty afro himself responds. thanks for the info. you could complete my hole life with I can play over watch with you and somilo... (hopes he doesn't come off like a super fan/stalker)

    • @HansPeter-wo1ub
      @HansPeter-wo1ub 8 років тому

      OnlyAfro OK I know that was a pathetic attempt. but anyway can someone tell me the anime at 7:30

    • @HansPeter-wo1ub
      @HansPeter-wo1ub 8 років тому +4

      7:43

  • @ev342
    @ev342 4 роки тому +1

    OnlyAfro: * translates three japanese words *
    Everyone: ...
    OnlyAfro: ...
    Everyone: ...
    OnlyAfro: ...
    OnlyAfro: flu ants sea

  • @ImGonnaFudgeThatFish
    @ImGonnaFudgeThatFish 8 років тому +1

    One of the few videos on the internet where the description is worth more than the video

  • @smoke600k
    @smoke600k 8 років тому +14

    8:16 YOUR PRETTY GOOD!!

  • @Arexion5293
    @Arexion5293 8 років тому +5

    0:41 My right ear feels left out.

  • @hydra7427
    @hydra7427 8 років тому +1

    This may be the most epic battle against the munchies since Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle.

  • @okitsqwerty
    @okitsqwerty 8 років тому +12

    Anyone have a link to the kingdom hearts thing at the beggining? It was so bad

    • @11coltsfan1
      @11coltsfan1 8 років тому +2

      For Glory Boy aka Redqwerty Type in real life kingdom hearts. The video should be in the top 5.

  • @cool140000
    @cool140000 8 років тому +2

    >becomes
    You can't foll us Afro, we all know you've loved boipucci since the day you were born

  • @gtafan110010
    @gtafan110010 8 років тому

    lmao the sounds and music you edited in are too fricken hilarious. crawling in my skin on repeat really had me lol

  • @jovialbard3001
    @jovialbard3001 8 років тому +5

    0:04
    When I first saw OnlyAfro

  • @Farroxide
    @Farroxide 8 років тому +4

    dude, the leafy part was so fucking funny

  • @TheHeavyModd
    @TheHeavyModd 8 років тому +2

    Havent laughed this well in a couple days. Thanks.

  • @ricoparadiso
    @ricoparadiso 8 років тому +1

    man you had me laughing multiple times! great video, i genuinely enjoyed it.

  • @Infradead
    @Infradead 8 років тому +5

    I forgot I added this to my favourites twice over the course of the video
    Then I laughed so hard I tried to slam my fist onto my desk but I missed and hit myself in the dick

  • @dinkchusby2768
    @dinkchusby2768 8 років тому +2

    The subtitles were the original story for the game, the race for McDonald's

  • @hibikilaytis2369
    @hibikilaytis2369 8 років тому +1

    "now they are going to egypt" that was an instant subscribe on my part. Laughed my ass off

  • @TheUltimateRey
    @TheUltimateRey 8 років тому +2

    this vid made my night because it was hilarious and I've been playing FFXV too lol

  • @dawsonwade8409
    @dawsonwade8409 8 років тому +1

    Holy shit the nickelback album cover I'm fucking dying hahaha

  • @I_like_Batman
    @I_like_Batman 8 років тому +7

    MORE MEMES. Although Afro, I gotta say this wasn't as QUALITY as I was expecting. Those Leafy jokes were just on the edge of being annoyingly unnecessary.

  • @ChuffIed
    @ChuffIed 8 років тому +2

    so that is the true form of somilo... he is majestic

  • @tcelesbhsup
    @tcelesbhsup 8 років тому

    "becomes gay"
    You've fooled no one, Afro.

  • @hisholiness4537
    @hisholiness4537 8 років тому +2

    That Cloud looking boy probably levels up dex.

  • @Sinitsu
    @Sinitsu 8 років тому

    You disappoint me Afro. You didn't even hug one chocobo!

  • @immoralboi3158
    @immoralboi3158 7 років тому +2

    Everyone's focused on the dudes clothing. I'm more focused on the return of THE WALL thanks to DS3 : The Ringed City.

  • @MagpieDynamics
    @MagpieDynamics 8 років тому +2

    What a positively memetacular video.

  • @Teeny_Sanguini
    @Teeny_Sanguini 8 років тому +2

    Liked solely for the always sunny intro

  • @l1w663
    @l1w663 8 років тому +1

    3:18 CC. "Michael's mother was unique what you want to share"

  • @Obagus00
    @Obagus00 7 років тому +1

    The WALL is back with giant door shields!

  • @Inriri
    @Inriri 8 років тому +5

    8:30 Why does that woman have Ignis' face?

  • @sahayeda5220
    @sahayeda5220 6 років тому +1

    THAT FIRST SECOND HAD ME SHOOK I WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED

  • @XxbattlefieldfanxX
    @XxbattlefieldfanxX 8 років тому

    AYYY my boi onlyafro with the spicy upload!

  • @Weebfox
    @Weebfox 8 років тому

    This video was perfection from start to finish, bless you Afro

  • @TizerakYT
    @TizerakYT 8 років тому

    Oh God, that Leafy part, I haven't laughed so hard in awhile.

  • @cris.r.d
    @cris.r.d 8 років тому +7

    This is my first ff game, am I gonna become gay bc of the cute bois

    • @nezuko0429
      @nezuko0429 8 років тому

      Cindy thou

    • @cris.r.d
      @cris.r.d 8 років тому

      Nezuk0 she has no butt sorry

  • @highestqualitypigiron
    @highestqualitypigiron 8 років тому +5

    two bombs was either not enough or way too fucking much

  • @LordFiscus
    @LordFiscus 8 років тому +1

    2:10 All of this section is some Duwang-level translations. what a beautiful Lucis *chew*

  • @lucaskusminsky7579
    @lucaskusminsky7579 8 років тому +6

    Tell Muzska to come back ... Praise the sun

    • @axelphoenix1606
      @axelphoenix1606 8 років тому +1

      tranqui que habla español onlyafro, es de venezuela

  • @heysup8889
    @heysup8889 7 років тому +1

    Afro is prob the manliest man i know, number one role model for all men

  • @smashpow
    @smashpow 8 років тому

    i love this so much. your edits are perfect

  • @vegan4theanimals
    @vegan4theanimals 8 років тому

    "I don't need any friends I'm part of the darkness"

  • @ashguycomedys
    @ashguycomedys 8 років тому +1

    Pls more of this, this was hilarious as hell

  • @Zaaphy
    @Zaaphy 7 років тому

    who knew asking for permission to go to mc donalds would be this hard

  • @MoistCrumpet
    @MoistCrumpet 6 років тому +1

    The fake subtitles at the start were brilliant.

  • @Xd-uq5zo
    @Xd-uq5zo 8 років тому +10

    Gladiolus is best boi

  • @Quifuh
    @Quifuh 7 років тому +1

    8:56 "Ore wa..." Ochinchin ga daisuki dayo - filthy furanku

  • @MrL0WEL
    @MrL0WEL 7 років тому

    So this quest to McDonalds just took a weird turn.

  • @TescoSushi
    @TescoSushi 7 років тому +1

    THE SAUCE OR YOU'RE DISOWNED

  • @paganpapa4498
    @paganpapa4498 7 років тому

    "That's a bird"-OnlyAfro

  • @spikedmaceentertainment4722
    @spikedmaceentertainment4722 7 років тому

    Every time i go to watch anything on UA-cam i always end up on this video.

  • @shizzlebizzfizz
    @shizzlebizzfizz 8 років тому

    This was so beautiful afro. It was everything I had hoped for. I laughed. I cried, I cringd. Holy fuck why would anyone record themselves doing those autistic Kingdom Hearts LARPing? I am so glad youtoube was not around when I did shit like that as a kid

  • @perfectsuperchaos7
    @perfectsuperchaos7 8 років тому

    I feel the tumors grow every time that kh video comes up.
    please never let it die

  • @MALICEM12
    @MALICEM12 8 років тому +1

    Your pretty good. funny vid always, nice editing.

  • @Anime-Doof
    @Anime-Doof 8 років тому

    My gallbladder just ruptured from cringe. OnlyAfro owes me one cholecystectomy...and a week's worth of Jimmy Johns.

    • @burgbass
      @burgbass 8 років тому +2

      Freaky fast.

  • @abraxas4261
    @abraxas4261 8 років тому +2

    "OnlyAfro *becomes* gay"
    Whatever you say, femboy.

  • @Sukkui
    @Sukkui 8 років тому

    The f*cking subtitles! You made it Afro :´D

  • @Uagh
    @Uagh 8 років тому

    When you don't need friends because you are part of the darkness.

  • @D0geGaming
    @D0geGaming 8 років тому

    that McDonald's order was only topped by big smokes order

  • @PANCAKEMINEZZ
    @PANCAKEMINEZZ 7 років тому

    "...the sauce. Or you're disowned."

  • @krisxd4037
    @krisxd4037 6 років тому

    LMFAOOO "the sauce, or you're disowned"

  • @SONOFKORUPT76
    @SONOFKORUPT76 8 років тому

    that leafy part got me good Afro 😂😂😁

  • @koushiro27
    @koushiro27 8 років тому

    there's a final mix of that parking lot fight

  • @The_Girth
    @The_Girth 8 років тому

    These are the dank memes my body requires.

  • @ratsoupchef
    @ratsoupchef 8 років тому +1

    5:25 Billy gachiGASM