I almost forgot it wasn't the actual game for a moment there. Maybe the writers were really onto something when they made the dialogue instead of just being silly for the sake of it.
Everyone talkin' about how great #5 was, but I do gotta admit that while not as funny, #7 was also great and also to me just sounds like a line in Ace Attorney already.
1: "You are my fire" 2: "My one desire" 3: "Believe when I say" 4: "I want it that-a way" Jake: "Tell me why" All: "Ain't nothing but a heartache" Jake: "Tell me why" All: "Ain't nothing but a mistake" Jake: "Now no. 5" 5: "I never want to hear you say" Jake: "Whoo!" All: "I want it that-a way"
I love the “All responses must be oral” for so many reasons. 1. It’s exactly how I think and what I would do. 2. The attorney asks the second question after receiving the response to the first. 3. What other kind of response could there be to ‘What school did you attend?’ that isn’t spoken? Flashing numbers with your fingers? Tapping morse code on the stand?
I don't know the context, but it seems the witness was being a little uncooperative, so they were probably giving noncommittal answers like shrugging, making an "idk" sound, or just not answering. In the lawyer's attempt to get them to give more direct answers, this clip was born. That's my theory, at least
It's not just for that question. It's for all of them, including yes/no questions, at which point someone can simply nod or shake their head. This doesn't work as the court reporter needs to write down what is said, and a non-verbal response would not be able to be recorded.
He said "I have to kill you because you can identify me!" Did he kill you? What my response would have been: "Your honor, permission to lie under oath."
I think I finally deciphered number 10. "When he went (either to the station or an undisclosed location), if you and her had joined him, excluding restraints on her, would he have brought you and her with him to the station?"
I think I somehow got that but also not at the same time- idk sometimes I just half-process things but I can give an answer when it counts, just not when I don’t actually have to though (I’ll completely blank and mess up EVERYTHING) Edit: I usually do this when it comes to math, I can speed-run the test in less than or around 1/3 the time allowed (while having not studied at all, missing my textboook for the entire year, and being zoned out for 80% of the lessons) with little to no mistakes but I’ll completely fail if I try to take the solution and put it into a properly-structured sentence.
the funny thing is, if you assume "when he went" is referring to the station, the question is tautological (i.e. always "yes") it's like asking "if you and her had joined him, would you and her have joined him?"
After spending a long time figuring out how people died and discovering cover ups, he learned well how to kill in plain sight and get away with it. It is like an algebraic equation, the not you learn of one side, the more you discover about the other.
There's also: "Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?" "The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?" and who can forget: "Were you present when your picture was taken?"
#3 is my personal favorite. "What did he say when he woke up that morning?" "He said... "Where am I, Cathy?"" "And why did that upset you?" "My name is *Susan."*
I've seen number 5 so often. It definitely has that crafted feel of something that was either made up, or changed in the telling to be more perfect. And seems to miss that...was removing the brain done by someone BEFORE he started attending to the corpse? Or did he fail to check those things before removing the brain?
Could've been an accident so bad that the brain ended up outside the skull. Now why put the brain in a jar on a desk... nontheless, still possible probably.
I mean, the question was about whether he checked *before* starting the autopsy. I feel like removing the brain would be considered starting the autopsy.
Number 8 annoys me just because they phrased that wrong, is ATTEMPTED suicide, not commited!! They just make themselves look bad just because they stated things wrong 😬
Oddly enough, number 10 is mostly properly phrased, not that that makes it any less incomprehensible when reading (let alone hearing) it for the first time.
The brain is usually the last thing exposed in an autopsy, tho. What happened to this person that their brain was already in a jar before the autopsy began?!
Some of these may seem stuipid I atleast imagine lawyers are taught to basically never leave anything to some ones imagination, spell everything out. Course some of them are still. Such as with susan being called cathy, maybe a jury member isn't paying full attention although this sounds like a civil court issue.
I mean, couldn't someone possibly have their nose broken so badly that the entirety of the bone matter has to be replaced? At that point one could argue it's not the same nose anymore, at least as far as breaking it is concerned, since you don't "break" the soft tissue
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Number 5 felt like an actual AA quote if you press the witness on an obviously wrong/dumb statement just to see what would happen.
You would definitely take damage from it
Number 5 is definitely a conversation you'd get from pressing the witness in-game.
I almost forgot it wasn't the actual game for a moment there. Maybe the writers were really onto something when they made the dialogue instead of just being silly for the sake of it.
lowkey think it's Elaine's tactics
I have actually read that one before.
It’s truly hilarious that this was a genuine courtroom transcript.
number 5 isnt just a roast, it's a literal nuclear blast
It’s a fucking solar flare
It’s the whole sun
Its heat death
_Get ready to see some Thestrals, 'cuz you just witnessed a murda~_
Everyone talkin' about how great #5 was, but I do gotta admit that while not as funny, #7 was also great and also to me just sounds like a line in Ace Attorney already.
Oath might as well not exist in the universe of Ace Attorney.
@@Nintentohtori witnesses will actively lie to you mid-trial *TO YOUR FACE*
Its also exactly what Wellington would say
Number 7 was a way funnier roast imo
The presentation of 7 feels wittier.
number 10 really said "have you ever had a dream that"
That you um you had
@@ManFreedFromKarma you'd you would you could
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
@@Vassilinia I don't go ever, if you ask they would run over?
How much do drive to looking hospital whilst plane u-turn 150$?
"If I weren't under oath I'd return the compliment" ooooof
The fact that if I saw this without context I would immediately believe they're from the actual games and not even think twice about it
"Did he kill you?"
"Sadly, yes. But I lived!"
Or from ice age,
Did you die?
Yes. But I lived!
Number 11: "Are you not-not not-not not-not not-not not-not guilty?"
"Yes?"
"Your Honor, I rest my case."
"No."
*"F**k, he's good!"*
"It was Number 5. Number 5 roasted my brother."
1: "You are my fire"
2: "My one desire"
3: "Believe when I say"
4: "I want it that-a way"
Jake: "Tell me why"
All: "Ain't nothing but a heartache"
Jake: "Tell me why"
All: "Ain't nothing but a mistake"
Jake: "Now no. 5"
5: "I never want to hear you say"
Jake: "Whoo!"
All: "I want it that-a way"
@@BazukinBelyugovich I don't really know what you're doing, but I think I like it.
@@TwoHeadedMeerkat It's a reference from "Brooklyn 99", the op is from the same scene.
Oh, I forget we were doing that.
Oof, number 5 was savage!
LMFAO IKR 💀💀💀
💀💀💀💀
Damn.
But also, number 7??
@@notspoileratall5471 Yeah, that one too. 5 just struck harder for me.
Reality truly beats fiction. If you put these in a story, it would be considered too dumb to be true, lol. You can't make this shit up.
I remember reading about these quotes a while back apparently they are fake. Cant check though. The website didn't cite sources
The "what year?" "Every year" bit is taken straight from the movie Hot Fuzz
number 5 could have been a quote
@@nathanmarshall745 Or it's an old joke that Hot Fuzz happened to use
@@digaddog6099 5 at the very least is since that isn't how autopsies work.
Mia was so bewildered by the question she literally got a new sprite.
I love the “All responses must be oral” for so many reasons.
1. It’s exactly how I think and what I would do.
2. The attorney asks the second question after receiving the response to the first.
3. What other kind of response could there be to ‘What school did you attend?’ that isn’t spoken? Flashing numbers with your fingers? Tapping morse code on the stand?
Have an attorney talk for you? Imagining the responses and not communicating them?
I don't know the context, but it seems the witness was being a little uncooperative, so they were probably giving noncommittal answers like shrugging, making an "idk" sound, or just not answering. In the lawyer's attempt to get them to give more direct answers, this clip was born. That's my theory, at least
Nodding, mainly. When I was on grand jury, things were recorded, so the lawyer would have to tell people to say stuff out loud for the record
It's not just for that question. It's for all of them, including yes/no questions, at which point someone can simply nod or shake their head. This doesn't work as the court reporter needs to write down what is said, and a non-verbal response would not be able to be recorded.
Though, flashing numbers with hand is a thing, normally they do that but with words using this amazing thing known as sign language.
He said "I have to kill you because you can identify me!"
Did he kill you?
What my response would have been: "Your honor, permission to lie under oath."
You should have used the one where it was like “So, how was your marriage terminated?” “By death.” “Whose death?”
LOL
to be fair, it could have been someone else's death.
@@VeryPeeved true
@@VeryPeeved In that case, whose death?
Tbf I think most of these questions are meant to test the sanity of the witness, but I’m not sure
not number 10
I think I finally deciphered number 10. "When he went (either to the station or an undisclosed location), if you and her had joined him, excluding restraints on her, would he have brought you and her with him to the station?"
I think I somehow got that but also not at the same time- idk sometimes I just half-process things but I can give an answer when it counts, just not when I don’t actually have to though (I’ll completely blank and mess up EVERYTHING)
Edit: I usually do this when it comes to math, I can speed-run the test in less than or around 1/3 the time allowed (while having not studied at all, missing my textboook for the entire year, and being zoned out for 80% of the lessons) with little to no mistakes but I’ll completely fail if I try to take the solution and put it into a properly-structured sentence.
@@elisabethsun7059 I’ve never related to a comment more
_"I'd like to say something without saying it to get you to reveal information."_
the funny thing is, if you assume "when he went" is referring to the station, the question is tautological (i.e. always "yes")
it's like asking "if you and her had joined him, would you and her have joined him?"
So..."If you and her had joined him, would he have brought you there?" Which is still a dumb question, lol 😆
These are so in-character too.
Number 5 definitely belongs on trial because that doctor committed a murder
After spending a long time figuring out how people died and discovering cover ups, he learned well how to kill in plain sight and get away with it.
It is like an algebraic equation, the not you learn of one side, the more you discover about the other.
there's no way that Desiree should be 'susan', Ron would never cheat on her!!!
I didn’t know who else to put 😭
@@ManFreedFromKarma I was gonna say old bag but then I also thought “who even would date her in the first place?”
@@OvisArries the judge probably
@@ManFreedFromKarma April May maybe?
@@Stoopid420 Honestly, I can see it. She even has the red nail polish the judge was talking about!
Number 7 feels like an actual line from an Ace Attorney game
5 and 7 are too good😭
"You forgot? How can you forget? Give us an example of something you forgot!"
There's also:
"Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?"
"The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?"
and who can forget:
"Were you present when your picture was taken?"
I'm pretty sure Number 2 is a scene from Hot Fuzz. Though I guess somebody could have seen that movie and thought to be a smartass.
It is from hot fuzz. Specifically the scene where sergeant angel realized that the pub was selling to minors and asking them for their birth years
“If I weren’t under oath, I’d return the compliment” DAMN LMAO
Number 7 is just a complete annihilation.
#3 is my personal favorite.
"What did he say when he woke up that morning?"
"He said... "Where am I, Cathy?""
"And why did that upset you?"
"My name is *Susan."*
that last question... there's an italian professional anime dubber who makes every dialogue sound like that
I've seen number 5 so many times, it never fails to make me laugh.
1:16 That made me cackle in the best way. Hobo Phoenix is delightful!
Holy shit, number 7 just straight up committed a fucking murder in court
The poor court stenographers...
#7 would fit so well in an actual ace attorney trial
Now these guys are not just clowns but the entire circus xD
Fancy seeing you here ray ^^
number four is really just feels like an average conversation with meekins god i love him so much
that doctor was straight up committing homicide in the courtroom
I had heard of number 5 before, and it will always be my favorite
i hate the fact that number 10 is ENTIRELY grammatically correct 💀💀💀
Except “you and she” should be “you and her”
0:10
“What year?”
“Every year.”
“Get out.”
"What year?"
"Every year!"
Are you sure that's not from the game?
This video is only 4 weeks old. How does it already feel like a classic
Number 5 is iconic
I've seen number 5 so often. It definitely has that crafted feel of something that was either made up, or changed in the telling to be more perfect.
And seems to miss that...was removing the brain done by someone BEFORE he started attending to the corpse?
Or did he fail to check those things before removing the brain?
Could've been an accident so bad that the brain ended up outside the skull. Now why put the brain in a jar on a desk... nontheless, still possible probably.
I mean, the question was about whether he checked *before* starting the autopsy. I feel like removing the brain would be considered starting the autopsy.
The brain was not in the body when they were shipped to his work center.
Number 8 annoys me just because they phrased that wrong, is ATTEMPTED suicide, not commited!!
They just make themselves look bad just because they stated things wrong 😬
Number 3 was a huge bruh moment
Number 5 holy shittttttt the subtility
Number seven had me rolling 😭
1:07
That is, one of the hardest burns.
Number 10 is speculation. I don't know if speculation is allowed in Japan, but it usually isn't in the U.S.A. Therefore, it is right to object to it.
"Thank you. If I weren't under oath, Id return the compliment."
Some of these are gold.
Do you have the sources because I need context for why number 7 chose violence.
All I have is that excerpt from the transcript! I’m not sure why he decided to choose violence 😭
7 was BRUTAL.
And Hobo Phoenix would just troll Apollo in 8
Everyone just for reference I am pretty sure that these came from a book named Disorder in the Court so check that out if you want
Number 2 is something Larry would actually say lmao
Oddly enough, number 10 is mostly properly phrased, not that that makes it any less incomprehensible when reading (let alone hearing) it for the first time.
NUMBER 5 LMAOOOOO
BRO 7 KILLED ME
Doctor did great on law boi lmao 😂
Thank you Mia
We’re they alive before the brain was removed? Or did they check for signs of death then?
Lmao n° 2 shares my birthday!
What year? (Every year)
Bruh the fucking burn that Doctor made!
Worst food? *Pizza with black bean paste as sauce.*
0:06 on god that's my exact birthday holy shit.
Number 7 is a big *_O O F_*
The brain is usually the last thing exposed in an autopsy, tho. What happened to this person that their brain was already in a jar before the autopsy began?!
0:55 twilight sparkle: HA!
me: now that's a burn
Tbf they have to be that stupidly specific to be stupidly clear in a lawsuit
Number 7 requires cold water😂
I recognize these from the book Anguished English!
Adult ema is so cute!
Number 2 was a reference to a movie
literally 11 at night and losing my shit over this video
Ok, I didn't get number 3 the first time I watched but that's kinda funny actually
0:59 It looks like he's wearing a sans shirt.
I'm disappointed that no one used the Chewbacca defense.
to give apollo the benefit of the doubt, the #1 person could have a fake nose.
This is comedy gold!
I remember the autopsy one
Decently fun video! Thanks for uploading!
You’re welcome!
Some of these may seem stuipid I atleast imagine lawyers are taught to basically never leave anything to some ones imagination, spell everything out. Course some of them are still.
Such as with susan being called cathy, maybe a jury member isn't paying full attention although this sounds like a civil court issue.
7 is savage! 5 is too, but it took me a minute to get it.
It's so funny this is how law and order really looks XD
Poor Godzilla had a stroke with that last one.
Text is switching a bit fast but yeah it's funny
I mean, couldn't someone possibly have their nose broken so badly that the entirety of the bone matter has to be replaced? At that point one could argue it's not the same nose anymore, at least as far as breaking it is concerned, since you don't "break" the soft tissue
very Ship of Theseus of you, but to counter that I have to ask; in what possible situation could the distinction matter?
@@comradewindowsill4253 perhaps suspect identification from a witness? Like... "The guy who stabbed her had a real messed up nose"?
Number 7 is underrated.
im sorry but i laughed so hard at the 9th
number 5 was actually prett clever
0:52 .... "Oooooooh, buuuuurn!!!!" xD
It’s weird seeing Guy without his noodle hat…
Butz bday is a day away from mime😭
so I guess ace attorney isn't THAT fictional in certain aspects. since a lot of these fit right in
I want to know the context behind some of these
LITERALLY NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT NUMBER 8
I mean that one's a reasonable mistake.
Someone might not really think there's a distinction between committing and attempting.
number 10 should be in r/ihadastroke
Number 7 was a murder 😭😭
i dont even know what the fuck the last one was saying