I Received 1000 Anonymous Confessions
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- Опубліковано 6 лют 2025
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Main Channel: @JamesMarriott
Edited by Matthew
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2000 confessions and we run it back! Go go go: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfqsE024dIUNGG_nR94h5WYbLUOHEOaogM4Fm6JLSqzjiQ3HA/viewform?usp=sf_link
did it king
Just did it lol
thank you, james
submitted 3 responses jimbo
Did it pookie
“Back when I was a streamer” 😢
I just wanna say I really enjoy your videos, and thank you for making them!
He stopped??
@@nixin6090yeah when wilbur got called out for being an abuser. I thought it was to avoid people asking since Wilbur was the reason he even got into music again
@@nixin6090yeah, that's why he privated all but one of his vods. He most likely did it because of the Wilbur things...
Well, would you rather have the annoying fangirl chat that takes up half the screen, or just be able to enjoy the video?
The second one?
My thoughts exactly.
7:27 "i am now 2 years sober" -until i got a tiramisu from willne-
Yo cookie tf u doin here bru
Cookie cutter loves pookie
‘a lot of you are very troubled individuals’ alright james we arent the only ones 😞🤨
Choice of friends confirms that 😢
the eating butter and sugar as a snack confession reminded me my old college professor would keep butter under his desk to eat
fall off has to be studied 😭😭💀💀
'back when i was a streamer' BRO I WILL CRY
I think people like eating sand like William gold
@@ziggo_pro I don't think sand is the worst thing he has put in his mouth.
@@blesskurunai9213Lmao
@@blesskurunai9213 fr
@@blesskurunai9213 nah 💀
0:00 “ hello besties “ he had almost resorted to using pookies
Aren't we his pookies anymore 😢😢
@@finneth pookie just give the Father Time ✋😔
To the fellow aromantic.
There is no need to feel ashamed. There is an entire community who understand how you feel and the weird amount of pressure society puts on you. You are completely valid in your identity, even if you don't feel comfortable admitting it. I hope you can find a way to accept yourself in a way that allows you to live fully and comfortably within yourself
As a dyslexic, the word aromantic completely fucked me over.
Kept reading it as two words (Aro and Mantic) and was wondering why you started speaking Latin lmao
@@Aurora_LightbringerLATÍN HELPP
and to my fellow aromatics out there, you should feel ashamed
take a shower
Whats an aromantic?
james, please, it’s half 11 at night. why are you posting now and forcing me to stay awake. smdh.
literally just woke (it's quarter to 9 for me) get a better timezone
honestly i’m on a school trip tomorrow really early and ??? he’s forced this on me
@@dropitypopityhe’s British, his main audience is British, and he’s posted at 11:30 GMT on a Sunday night when most of his audience have work/school tomorrow 😂
It’s 1 in the morning. Help. James is holding my hostage and forcing me to watch this video.
Its 2:15 now
1:25 slowing the video down to read what the editor wrote and hearing “ *I’M A PIIICKKKLEEE* “ in slow motion
LMAO why does he sound sad when it's slowed down
My turn: i once thought alex was a halfway reasonable human being
I’m a proud male AND autistic james viewer 💪I force my friends to listen to your music
YOOO I DO THAT TOO
ME TOO @@SXGARCOOKIEEE
Thank you for saying we aromantic people aren't stinky, it really isn't spoken about enough.
James with a mullet is something ive bever thought i needed but o do desperately
James Marriott being an ally is the best thing ever
Hi fellow neurodivergent James marriot followers
Hello I am maybe neurotypical :3 glad to see every one's a pookie
Hi!
hi im neurodivergent and i also have a piss kink and i eat sand a lot and i passed out at a james marriot concert
"hello besties, you're troubled" is a fucking INSANE way to start the video
7:29 no sir, i believe its been a month since you have been sober, but good job 🎉
Good Lord😂
Not even his own choice either
we will never forget about the tiramisu
Must've been one boozy desert if he can't even remember it 😅
You don’t get to determine someone else’s sobriety jsyk 🙃
@@allyally1995it’s a joke get over yourself
Absolutely putting Matthew to work today, poor lad 😔
“You’re troubled individuals, especially you, Alex.”
The "back when I was a streamer" kinda hurt ngl
Did he quit??
As a baby, I would crawl around outside, and eat my dogs food. I have since been up diagnosed with multiple mental disorders :/
i refuse to sleep. never stopping the jimbo grind
Real. Insomnia fears james Marriott
4:29 i think he was thinking of pica? Like, the desire to eat unetable things due to some kind of dietary deficiency?
Currently sacrificing my two lambs on behalf of our scrimply mipilip unclebobblebooboobear but the James marriot grind never stops
“I’m 2 years and 2 months sober” the tiramisu 😔
i cannot believe he looked up salt deficiency when someone said they ate sand and then no one has commented on it
Hey James! I saw you at iow festival this weekend and you were absolutely incredible, an absolute dream come true. Your music rocks and your the funniest man alive. Tysm!
“Back when I was a streamer” still hurts
We love the new earrings James! ❤
Yeah. 😾
No we don’t
/hj
genuinely if my confession gets read in a video I’m never admitting to it ever in my fucking life 🙂
I don’t want to confess anything because it’s all too embarrassing to admit even if it’s anonymous
2 years and 2 months, good job man! Keep it up!
14:07 "If there's any head going on right now, stop it." That one Guy: "Oh, come on, I was starting to have fun."
CONGRATS ON 2 YEARS MAN!!!!!
honestly i haven’t watched a lot of james marriott content but recently his stuff is rlly enjoyable omg 😂😂
Do I have an important exam in the morning? Yes. Is it 1 in the morning? Yes. Will I still watch this? Absolutely
Already submitted my confession, I might make him cry when he eventually reads it
Mine would make him leap back in disgust
mine's so wild im pretty sure he wouldnt think its real
Same
mine is just kinda mad
Mine would probably either make him mad or give me advice (or both)
I DROPPED MY PHONE BEFORE YOU FLIPPED OVER THE SCREEN FOR THE AUSTRALIAN JOKE. I FR THOUGHT MY PHONE WAS FLIPPED OVER I WAS SO CONFUSED
JAMES IS BACK BABY
"Is there science behind this where older siblings try to dro- *AD* The google data analytics" This made me laugh so hard when this happened to me 🤣
4:41 basically Jimbo saying: "You are not salty enough"
I like to think the person was indeed aromatic and didn’t want to fully confess
He really posts whenever he wants
3:03 I started aggressively headbanging so hard I slammed my head against the coffee table and my pet snake was very concerned
Congratulations on being sober!!!
4:25 Oop, think I know who sent that one in! Long time no see, man
we’re lucky to be able to enjoy your music and content! thank you so much James ❤❤
I was actually just watching an old video and just so conveniently a new one was uploaded
it’s midnight but I slept all day because I felt like shit but now I have too much energy so thankfully James is here to save me
11:15 Rock Bottom is a place under Bikini Bottom as seen on the second segment of Spongebob Squarepants season 1 episode 17.
"thankyou mr. spongebob" we all say in unison
you hear that we are all troubled, well done we have done it
When I was in, like, early highschool I bought a bag of sand off Amazon and ate it with a spoon after my showers over the course of, like, 2 or 3 months. I just like the feeling
WHAT THE-
James liking thighs is the most valid and based thing I've ever heard from him.
0:40 *insert choking sounds* *insert falling down stairs* *insert You Are Here being blasted from hospital room.*
I am also a male and straight james Marriott enjoyer it's crazy ik
we both make up the 0.2% of this fanbase 😅
for now
@@1j24juygawd8 💀💀💀
“if you vape in 2024 you need to be bullied” as a i take a hit of my vape (i already am bullied lmao)
THANK YOU bro i have had nothing like genuinely funny to watch. screw the algorithm. tryna get a little ZAZA as the kids say and eat my dinner
“James I’m actually at rock bottom”
James: say hi to SpongeBob 😭
POOKIE I CLICKED SO HARD
damn I was supposed to go to sleep but I can't never stop the James Marriott grind
"Aromatic" benzene rings unite
C6H5 functional group?
😂
I had an iPod touch when I was like 11 and it most definitely had a camera bc I was taking photos of my dogs all the time and I still have some of them 😭
amazing video james
1:03 harry 💀
Hey jimbo, I saw you play at the IOW festival and I thought it was amazing :) thanks for a great set and a great video
9:30 awww he loves the fact that I watch him :D
My older brother tried to drown me when we were little.
3:35 Once i was at a sleepover at my friends house and we were in the same bed and i woke up to see her pissing herself aggressively while still asleep
I watched the first second of the video, and I already said to myself, "Oh lord, here we go again..."
1:18 a hospickle
That's gold
Golden
Omg my older sister also tried drowning me jeez 😂
Wait- YOU WROTE CAR LIGHTS!? I HAD NO KNOWLEDGE OF THIS
james ive watched you to much and now ive accidently adopted your voice..
YALL WAKE UP JIMBO POSTED!
Complete side note but I fell asleep listening to your music on the ride home on my mom’s lap 😭✋
My school bell sounds like the fire alarm help its so annoyinggg
If I ever meat James I will 100% address him as WillNE’s better half 😭 but seriously why would anyone be embarrassed about liking James’ he’s funny makes good videos him and will are the best duo ever and he makes good music we don’t deserve James when so many content creators feel dystopian unreal but James is refreshing he feels like a real person that you could message or just see as your going down the shop I’ve probably explained it terribly sometimes struggle with turning my thoughts into words but hopefully someone understands what I’m saying 😭😭
If the flight tickets weren't half of my tuition i would absolutely go to see Mat have his theater moment 😭
EVERYTIME I COME BACK WE HAVE THE SAME HARICUT JAMES STOP THIS
thanks for posting at midnight pookie
6:02 I don’t know why but this genuinely made me giggle
4:34 the fact that my names Addison made me scream that he said it
i don't like mcdonalds pickles but every other pickle is delicious.
James stop hypnotizing me with your green eyes. (they are too pretty)
but good video! ❤
The first time on UA-cam I’ve ever heard someone mention Addisons disease which I have and I did not think it would be through James, and yes I do crave salt 24/7
"Hello besties" is all I needed 😌
I'm so delusional that i think one day james will start streaming again
it's 2 am and i'm studying for an important final test but i have to watch this
never got to see a stream but glade hes still around. ❤
im so glade i have james marriott to watch
@@ghostingmax same
14:08 imagine how crazy the blueballs would be
JAMESY POO, DROP ANOTHER ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONS VIDEO AND MY LIFE IS YOURS 🙏
At the vaping part, me and my mate chased after our friend after she snatched my mates vape 😭 it was defo second hand embarrassment, not just for me and my mate, but also for the friend that took the vape, cuz girl started screaming and running away..outside as well...
4:37 i think u were searching for POTS bcs this immediately reminded me of myself 😭
"2 years 2 months sobre" Jamies forgetting Will and his team accidentally giving him achahol 🤣
as a somewhat male james you and will are my two comfort people
5:50 same but it was my brother and i brought it up to my mom yesterday and she said it never happened (she wasn’t even there when it happened so)
14:29 I thought he said “scran me, scran James Marriott goodness” 😭😭😭
HE’S BACK
Is it me or does James look like that one guy from jumanji?? Like Pookie bear fr look like that guy what-