France NEEDS This Win.

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  • Опубліковано 18 жов 2024

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  • @walf6978
    @walf6978 2 місяці тому +822

    By the way guys, the aussie speed skater had an amazing story:
    During a 1994 World Cup event in Montreal another skater's blade sliced through Bradbury's right thigh after a collision; it cut through to the other side, resulting in him losing four litres of blood. All four of his quadriceps muscles had been sliced through, and Bradbury thought that he would die if he lost consciousness. The injury required 111 stitches and Bradbury could not move the leg for three weeks.
    In the 1998 Olympics he was a potential medalist but was impeded by two collisions with other races and his 3rd place finishes after the collisions weren't enough to get him into the final
    In 2000 a skater in front of him fell causing him to crash trying to avoid the skater. In that crash he broke his neck. He spent a month and a half in a halo brace, and needed four pins to be inserted in his skull and screws and plates bolted into his back and chest. Doctors told him he would not be able to compete anymore.
    In 2002 despite being past his prime age-wise he finished first in his initial heat, then his next race he was placed in the same race as Apolo Ohno (the goat) and only the first and second place finishers of this race move on to the finals so everyone was basically fighting for 2nd. Bradbury finished 3rd and thought he was done with the olympics but the 2nd place finisher ended being penalized for obstruction and Bradbury moved into 2nd place for a chance to race in the finals.
    Going into the final race he knew that he had no chance of winning so he intentionally trailed the pack. His strategy was so that if two people crashed, the remaining three could all get medals and he could maybe take a bronze home. In a crazy turn of events all other skaters crashed out and his strategy successfully let him avoid any collision and win the gold.
    Bradbury said: "Obviously I wasn't the fastest skater. I don't think I'll take the medal as the minute-and-a-half of the race I actually won. I'll take it as the last decade of the hard slog I put in." He also said, "I was the oldest bloke in the field and I knew that, skating four races back to back, I wasn't going to have any petrol left in the tank. So there was no point in getting there and mixing it up because I was going to be in last place anyway. So (I figured) I might as well stay out of the way and be in last place and hope that some people get tangled up."
    Fucking legend. He deserved every bit of that medal.

    • @Yin_Esra
      @Yin_Esra 2 місяці тому +50

      Yo, thanks for the backstory!

    • @Blaze5x5x5
      @Blaze5x5x5 2 місяці тому +72

      Christ. Bro really went through it for that medal. Totally deserves it.

    • @darkassassin6457
      @darkassassin6457 2 місяці тому +31

      I always like when Steven “The GOAT” Bradbury gets some recognition to those who aren’t aware of his story, bloke is a national icon

    • @drewspriggs
      @drewspriggs 2 місяці тому +41

      Any time he's ever been interviewed or had any publicity since, he has been a deadset fucking legend too.
      Unironically one of our greatest sports personalities

    • @fentanylfrog8403
      @fentanylfrog8403 2 місяці тому +15

      Lmao I never knew the story went that deep, it’s like he upgraded his luck from 0 to 100 to finally get the win he deserved.

  • @knayvik
    @knayvik 2 місяці тому +575

    cant believe atrioc cant watch the olympics because he was caught doping on caffeine

    • @jurb417
      @jurb417 2 місяці тому

      first glizzies, now caffiene? someone cancel this cow

    • @ShrewdPlacebo98
      @ShrewdPlacebo98 2 місяці тому +10

      That's actually what caused his glizzy hands :(

    • @Echo-tl7wh
      @Echo-tl7wh 2 місяці тому

      the bean bovine strikes again

    • @_harriet
      @_harriet 2 місяці тому +3

      @@ShrewdPlacebo98 everything everywhere all at once reference

    • @willow990
      @willow990 2 місяці тому

      Did you know that you actually CAN get caught doping on caffeine, there is a limit to the % in athletes blood due to caffeines ability to increase focus and energy in moderation. :)

  • @-Sai
    @-Sai 2 місяці тому +229

    the IOC is fiercely protective over the broadcasting rights. Even major sports channels are using pictures instead of clips because of how strict they are lmao

    • @simpletown323
      @simpletown323 2 місяці тому +7

      It's annoying cause I missed the Gojira performance and want to see it

    • @ConnorS2100
      @ConnorS2100 2 місяці тому

      ⁠@@simpletown323CBC has replays of most events/ceremonies

    • @DNeonLamp
      @DNeonLamp 2 місяці тому +18

      Never forget the Marblympics being taken down and renaming because the IOC was threatened by marbles.

    • @mariohustler2811
      @mariohustler2811 2 місяці тому

      i think even the teams and participants are very restricted in what they are allowed to film or put on their socials, its wild

    • @BigBigBigJeff
      @BigBigBigJeff 2 місяці тому

      ⁠they control the "lympics" copyright

  • @-Sai
    @-Sai 2 місяці тому +209

    France sent the 2nd most athletes to the Olympics this year, they better be top 5 on the medal count lmao

    • @DNeonLamp
      @DNeonLamp 2 місяці тому +52

      I know it's technically the right word to use but it's very funny for France to 'send' athletes to France

    • @FrankieDeJong
      @FrankieDeJong 2 місяці тому

      😂

    • @davidtronche875
      @davidtronche875 2 місяці тому

      right now we are n°2 so we could do it

    • @dyldog
      @dyldog 2 місяці тому

      @@DNeonLampjust to send them back haha

    • @ExtantPerson
      @ExtantPerson 2 місяці тому

      @@DNeonLampWe French despise other French so much that different areas of France are almost different countries sometimes

  • @epilog80
    @epilog80 2 місяці тому +20

    whats interesting about the first modern olympics is that no professional was allowed to compete. This was because any person should be able to compete, and it was seen as unfair if someones profession was an event and they were competing. This was removed shortly after because people wanted to see the best compete.

  • @raystaindl2191
    @raystaindl2191 2 місяці тому +71

    That Aussie Speedskater is named Steven Bradbury - mate went on to become a national icon here. We've based our entire national identity around him.
    #nevergiveup
    Also was like the only gold we ever won at a winter Olympics

    • @Slush_
      @Slush_ 2 місяці тому

      Hey, y’all have been pretty good in skiing and snowboarding since then. Bradbury’s gold was legendary, but y’all have 5 more now too ❤

  • @thevikingsock8527
    @thevikingsock8527 2 місяці тому +12

    They should provide nothing, but feastables

    • @BoogChannel
      @BoogChannel 2 місяці тому

      And MrBeast Burger

    • @whoareyouyouareclearlylost323
      @whoareyouyouareclearlylost323 2 місяці тому

      Mrbeast is a scammer, promotes gambling to children and his chocolate contains more sugars and preservatives than Hersheys

  • @gondorf5569
    @gondorf5569 2 місяці тому +77

    I know he was joking about feeding the athletes cheeseburgers but the last Olympics in the US the major sponsors were McDonalds and Coca Cola.

    • @patrickmcpartland1398
      @patrickmcpartland1398 2 місяці тому +21

      Coke is one of the main sponsors this year..... and every single year.

    • @patrickmcpartland1398
      @patrickmcpartland1398 2 місяці тому +13

      And mcdonlads was one for every single Olympic games from 1976 till 2018 till they decided to stop doing themselves..... so no, absolutely not "when they were in america"

    • @darkassassin6457
      @darkassassin6457 2 місяці тому +4

      I have a Coca Cola glass from the London 2012 olympics so I think they’ve been a major sponsor for a hot minute lol

    • @TeamFortressTwoGaming
      @TeamFortressTwoGaming 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@patrickmcpartland1398I mean technically they did do it when in America so I wouldn't say "absolutely not"

    • @thevikingsock8527
      @thevikingsock8527 2 місяці тому

      XD

  • @aiwash2766
    @aiwash2766 2 місяці тому +8

    Love how atrioc says Macron

  • @46JCK
    @46JCK 2 місяці тому +5

    To me it was funny you talked about Lebron like that. I am kind of on the same page. Except I'm a Lebron hater, someone who also disliked MJ mainly due to him keeping Isiah off the Olympic team. I never gave the "debate" much thought but I gave MJ the nod. However, just from the USA Basketball Showcase games. Not even factoring in the actual Olympics. Having watched Lebron, come in late and basically singlehandedly take the team away from any potential losses, had me sitting there like "damn, he's pretty good" at 39. Then I think about MJ around that age. At 38 he unretired for the second time and played with the Wizards. At no point did MJ make me do what I was doing with LBJ these past couple games. Right then and there I decided, even though I'm not a big fan of his, he's pretty much my basketball goat.
    Also at the Asia Games, it was Chovy who played and Faker was the sub.

  • @twizzm.
    @twizzm. 2 місяці тому +41

    my shoes hurt

  • @theunovanative7640
    @theunovanative7640 2 місяці тому +27

    Invested billions into the Olympics but not getting Big A for anything? Sure I'll believe it when I see it

    • @placeholder_009
      @placeholder_009 2 місяці тому +3

      His commission just to show up is a billion alone... so I understand why they couldn't get him, but their ticket sales would make their money back in a day if he was there, idk how they missed the ROI

  • @jonas1015119
    @jonas1015119 2 місяці тому +5

    the Olympics have striked youtubers just for having the ring logo in their thumbnail, its insane how litigious they are

  • @smokycarrot5672
    @smokycarrot5672 2 місяці тому +19

    Wasn't there an Olympic ESports event last year with the most obviously corrupt game list? I think one of the games was owned by a board member of the IOC LMAO

    • @DNeonLamp
      @DNeonLamp 2 місяці тому +13

      The game list was chosen by the international sporting bodies as representations for their sports. The list wasn't corrupt (maybe there was one game I dunno) so much as it was picked by people unrelated to videogames choosing a game based not on competition but on advertising their sport.

    • @smokycarrot5672
      @smokycarrot5672 2 місяці тому +6

      @@DNeonLamp you sure Tic Tac Bow is a valid 'esport' game? How about 'virtual taekwondo' which was deadass a game that a player would actually kick a dummy to score points?

    • @BananaWasTaken
      @BananaWasTaken 2 місяці тому +8

      @@smokycarrot5672that’s what they’re saying. They didn’t pick the games because they’re ‘valid esports’. They picked them because they just searched for a random game that matched with an Olympic sport and just picked whatever they could find, but didn’t bother actually picking something good because they know nothing about videogames.

    • @smokycarrot5672
      @smokycarrot5672 2 місяці тому +1

      @@BananaWasTaken reading that again, you are absolutely right. my bad

  • @Solid_Fuel
    @Solid_Fuel 2 місяці тому +1

    China tried to boost their team too before the recent winter olympics. They paid legends like Ole Einar Bjørndalen (biathlon or "ski shooting" as some say). They trained for years. Some of the athleetes were picked out of other sports to become biathlon athlets without even having tried skiing before.
    It didn't work, but Ole got some cash :)

  • @Buffalo822
    @Buffalo822 2 місяці тому +3

    France should sell glizzy hands at the olympics

    • @GratefulNPC
      @GratefulNPC 2 місяці тому

      I had a pic of your pfp stapled to my ceiling for years

  • @Player_0914
    @Player_0914 2 місяці тому +2

    The IOC has sent agents in black trucks to atrioc's location, it's so over

  • @STANKGOD-420
    @STANKGOD-420 2 місяці тому +4

    Fun Fact: Atrioc attended the Olympics in 1972! He cried and spilled coffee on his dad!

  • @schijtnaam
    @schijtnaam 2 місяці тому +1

    My friend is a volunteer in the olympic village and she got assigned to team NL, I haven't heard any problems with food shortages there so I think it's just the brits eating too much. They did bring in their own chef from the start I think

  • @th3summoner
    @th3summoner 2 місяці тому +5

    Average T1 fan thinking Chovy isnt Faker's father LMAO

  • @AbruptAvalanche
    @AbruptAvalanche 2 місяці тому +12

    The Olympic esport game list: Tic Tac Bow, WBSC eBaseball: Power Pros, Zwift, Just Dance, Gran Turismo, Virtual Regatta, Virtual Taekwondo, Tennis Clash and chess. Who the fuck chose these?

    • @NewLegacy93
      @NewLegacy93 2 місяці тому +4

      Chess, GT, and I guess Just Dance make sense (well 2/3 at least) but the rest would be like the Olympics creating a new sport that nobody had ever played and just expecting world class athletes to materialize. Like do they expect there to have already been high level Tic Tac Bow?

    • @AbruptAvalanche
      @AbruptAvalanche 2 місяці тому

      @@NewLegacy93 Yeah, GT is fine, and maybe also the baseball game? I think it's really popular in Japan. Just Dance is very popular, but I don't really think of it as a competitive game, let alone an esport.
      Chess is...fine. Obviously very popular and has a rich competitive history, but I just don't even think of it as a video game (even if it technically is one in this case).
      They justify the mobile games because people in many countries don't have the resources for high-end consoles/PC's. I can kinda understand that, but then they go and include Zwift, which starts at $1300, and Virtual Taekwondo, which doesn't even seem like a real product you can buy (though I'm sure it would be very expensive).
      Just really baffling choices overall. I get that they didn't want to have shooters, but there are other games with well-established esports communities. Why not LoL, Rocket League, Street Fighter, etc.?

    • @NewLegacy93
      @NewLegacy93 2 місяці тому +1

      @@AbruptAvalanche I’d assume same reason of not wanting violence in general, and then sports games are likely licensing issues with the sports league in question?
      Rocket league or additional racing games I’m guessing was just not wanting redundancy because they already have one and everyone knows every car game is the same
      Yeah, including chess in video games is weird but it definitely deserves to be in the Olympics generally so I guess however they can make that happen. I wonder if it’s just one format of chess though as the format strongly dictates who the top players are.

    • @viewtifuljon8105
      @viewtifuljon8105 2 місяці тому

      Even Gran Turismo isn't the optimal choice. Assetto Corsa or iRacing would have made the most sense.

  • @colorblindcoder
    @colorblindcoder 2 місяці тому +2

    my socks hurt

  • @GrantOberhauser
    @GrantOberhauser 2 місяці тому

    no for breakfast the 2028 athletes will get Grand Slamwhiches from Denny's

  • @Ottstop
    @Ottstop 2 місяці тому +4

    3:35 rip big a. This channel will be missed

  • @lao-ce8982
    @lao-ce8982 2 місяці тому

    They are literally making the athletes sleeping on carton beds

  • @aydenpb
    @aydenpb 2 місяці тому +1

    Better make sure the condoms have Dutch phrases for consent on them too. IYKYK

  • @stonewithagun6045
    @stonewithagun6045 2 місяці тому +2

    France needs some glizzys and invest in some hot dog stands 🇺🇸💸🦅

  • @Speedwars
    @Speedwars 2 місяці тому +10

    glizzy

  • @Kahoneki
    @Kahoneki 2 місяці тому +1

    blessed be thou when atrioc uploads

  • @daybrake2
    @daybrake2 2 місяці тому

    So glad I got to see this before Atrioc was taken out by the IOC assassins

  • @durg8909
    @durg8909 2 місяці тому

    Betting odds say they’re expected to have the 3rd most gold medals and 5th most medals overall.

  • @artemis-kinkyboikirby5539
    @artemis-kinkyboikirby5539 2 місяці тому

    Team USA may have aura but they don't have Ariarne Titmus covered in the pool

  • @ExtantPerson
    @ExtantPerson 2 місяці тому

    As a French person, I can confirm that our diet is mainly cigarettes, croissants, and live snails. However, you forget cologne that smells like the piss miasma enveloping Paris in the evening

  • @jurb417
    @jurb417 2 місяці тому +3

    3:35 bruh big a. be careful they really are DMCA'ing people for less than 20 second videos

    • @pleepler
      @pleepler 2 місяці тому

      Good, fuck reactions

  • @pikachude5490
    @pikachude5490 2 місяці тому

    how was that his first time seeeing the goat bradbury

  • @adamtm82
    @adamtm82 2 місяці тому

    No idea how anyone can get so hyped about someone holding a flag, but fair play.

  • @griffin7670
    @griffin7670 2 місяці тому +1

    There is no food shortage, the british kept asking for eggyweggs and steakyweaks and nobody knew what they were talking about

  • @Cmanorange
    @Cmanorange 2 місяці тому +1

    25/ea jumping down to 6.40/ea is an insane price difference for quantity 10. something tells me that drop shipped medal isnt real gold...

  • @williamhornabrook8081
    @williamhornabrook8081 2 місяці тому +1

    Oui bien délicieux

  • @evanmcdonald9134
    @evanmcdonald9134 2 місяці тому

    Can we start a 1/1 type bit for every stream where big A talks about how good Le’Bron is

  • @Nateyo
    @Nateyo 2 місяці тому

    The Korean league team could literally be the entire T1 roster idk what they're smoking

  • @marthflores3515
    @marthflores3515 2 місяці тому

    Deep last is crazy

  • @chriscornellfan1366
    @chriscornellfan1366 2 місяці тому +2

    Anyone else notice the guy on the thumbnail looks just like my best friend Brandon?

    • @Quadnick
      @Quadnick 2 місяці тому +1

      Yes! THANK YOU! I was looking for this comment. As soon as I saw the thumbnail I was like, holy shit, that looks JUST like chriscornellfan1366's bf Brandon!

  • @FirstLast-wb7hr
    @FirstLast-wb7hr 2 місяці тому +2

    Glizzy glizzy glizzy… oh you can have an optional glizzy optional bun!! Oh and glizzy optional beans + cigarette and croissant! 🥰

  • @bwaterbobby
    @bwaterbobby 2 місяці тому

    1:43 what does he mean he cant watch it is he in particular banned

  • @lobaxx
    @lobaxx 2 місяці тому

    To be fair, English breakfast is literally eggs, bacon, blood pudding, sausage and beans. I would ration them too if I had to pay for that every day. Brexit means brexit, no need to help them speed run to their congestive heart failure!

  • @thomasgolds4585
    @thomasgolds4585 2 місяці тому +3

    Idefk where to watch the olympics or find a good schedule

  • @Mirtual
    @Mirtual 2 місяці тому

    Does his humor ever evolve

  • @fordakacar
    @fordakacar 2 місяці тому +1

    goofy ass shirt😭

  • @privtprofile24
    @privtprofile24 2 місяці тому

    If you want me to restream the games on discord for you hit me up big atrioc.

  • @contractslivid5118
    @contractslivid5118 2 місяці тому

    France will spend another 200Million Euro on health bills, after athletes swim in the poop river.

  • @harleystevenson6132
    @harleystevenson6132 2 місяці тому +3

    France does NOT need this win

  • @crackshack2
    @crackshack2 2 місяці тому

    Why hasn't Atrioc commented on the Blue Guy at the Olympics with the helicopter balls and the apology the Olympics made for inappropriate and offensive content?

  • @noahwesterberg8566
    @noahwesterberg8566 2 місяці тому +1

    LETS GOOO

  • @loukevin233
    @loukevin233 2 місяці тому

    Why can’t he watch the Olympics

  • @GustavoEduardoCervantes
    @GustavoEduardoCervantes 2 місяці тому

    You look so french

  • @madcowlive1081
    @madcowlive1081 2 місяці тому

    buy the bulk and then host your own esports gaming Olympics, please.

  • @SynysterEskimo
    @SynysterEskimo 2 місяці тому

    This is exactly why I don’t watch the news, it’s all just built on negativity. If I really need to know about it the people close to me let me know what’s going on

  • @BrendanZanitCoen
    @BrendanZanitCoen 2 місяці тому

    Clips are better on TikTok. Dmca lives on UA-cam.

  • @lanidrac8538
    @lanidrac8538 2 місяці тому +1

    To be fair the French do have 16 medals so at least it’s working

  • @TheBen9701
    @TheBen9701 2 місяці тому

    W Olympics

  • @TehWhiteTiger
    @TehWhiteTiger 2 місяці тому +1

    Even if France won every event they'd still leave the Olympics with an L.

  • @funnyfartvideos8244
    @funnyfartvideos8244 2 місяці тому +1

    KD definitely best on team USA

    • @Pyxyty
      @Pyxyty 2 місяці тому +2

      Lebron: game winner, takes over in the 4th as their main guy when they need him, near triple double in first game
      LeHaters: nAh kD bEst

  • @alectown4317
    @alectown4317 2 місяці тому +7

    I know you were trying to make a joke but consent messaging on condoms does make a difference. Like anything else that is “obvious;” simple, understandable signage goes a long way to improve safety.

    • @Matthew-ko6bg
      @Matthew-ko6bg 2 місяці тому +2

      lol

    • @vasilijebozaric7343
      @vasilijebozaric7343 2 місяці тому

      there are 3 possibilities for the person who wrote this comment,theyre either gay or feminist or both

  • @xgamermudkip7154
    @xgamermudkip7154 2 місяці тому

    Mr atrioc, "home court" is a very illinformed way of refering to the advantage the french have. Not only do they nkt have to travel as far, they also get aditional slots in categories awarded exclusively to the host nation.

  • @beast888100
    @beast888100 2 місяці тому

    Trumps photo was better than LeBron

  • @roelordonez4809
    @roelordonez4809 2 місяці тому

    Lebron is the goat

  • @jakdadkaj4546
    @jakdadkaj4546 2 місяці тому

    why is thee no sound

    • @luidudy9145
      @luidudy9145 2 місяці тому +6

      turn up the bolume

    • @rbae
      @rbae 2 місяці тому

      okap​@@luidudy9145

    • @Tomatillo12
      @Tomatillo12 2 місяці тому

      ⁠𝓭𝓸𝓷𝔂 𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓰𝓮𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭𝔂

    • @jakdadkaj4546
      @jakdadkaj4546 2 місяці тому

      dont know why my tab just didnt have sound earlier, wasnt muted so idk works now though

    • @rbae
      @rbae 2 місяці тому +1

      @@jakdadkaj4546 turn up the bolume

  • @Otori6386
    @Otori6386 2 місяці тому +1

    Thinking lebron holding the flag is more iconic than a photo of a presidential candidate after an assassination attempt is wild

  • @wokekoala3888
    @wokekoala3888 2 місяці тому +3

    Pretty sure you can't watch the Opening ceremony cause they took it down. It openly mocked the Last Supper and they got boycotted by Christians for it. They took it down and issued an apology.

    • @legitplayin6977
      @legitplayin6977 2 місяці тому

      Cancel culture strikes again 😔😔

    • @wokekoala3888
      @wokekoala3888 2 місяці тому +1

      @@legitplayin6977 well, saying something mean to someone else is one thing, but openly mocking the largest religion in the world on the largest public forum available.. I think it's justified.

    • @legitplayin6977
      @legitplayin6977 2 місяці тому

      @@wokekoala3888 True, god forbid they punch up.
      Mocking minorities is way better 👍

    • @Notmyname377
      @Notmyname377 2 місяці тому

      ​@@wokekoala3888 I'm surprised the reaction was so great though. Da Vinci's last supper is likely the most spoofed religious painting in existence with a lot of media making their own renditions like the Simpsons and other shows/movies copying its framing. I wouldn't even say it's mocking the painting but referencing a common media trope like how it referenced the stealing of the Mona Lisa; even adding Dionysus is more faithful to the Renaissance style more than other similar reimaginings. This whole thing feels like people trying to get others upset that this version just features people they don't like; I'm not surre they would be mad if it used French cultural figures like Napoleon and the sixteen Louis kings to reference their historical as their doubles

    • @longiusaescius2537
      @longiusaescius2537 2 місяці тому

      @Notmyname377 its mocking

  • @fenderchen182
    @fenderchen182 2 місяці тому

    Almost first

  • @Don_Corben
    @Don_Corben 2 місяці тому +1

    Noone cares

  • @rion3642
    @rion3642 2 місяці тому

    first!

  • @krellin
    @krellin 2 місяці тому +3

    who gives a flying F about olympics especially after the clownshow that they made out of it
    they completely disgraced the event...

    • @Tomatillo12
      @Tomatillo12 2 місяці тому +3

      😅 𝓽𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝔂 𝓭𝓸 𝓽𝓸 𝓾 𝓯𝓻

  • @repghost9481
    @repghost9481 2 місяці тому

    dems are so salty trump didnt die💀😭

  • @reacting2sjws598
    @reacting2sjws598 2 місяці тому +2

    Covered everything but the mockery of the Last Supper? Your time will come buddy.