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"but stealing from the evidence locker? You could've just asked" It's the sincerity in his delivery that gets me xD
The Chief ain't mad, just disappointed
@@ananousous your comment was so good I had to scroll back to like it
And then he gives her 4 weeks paid free time 😂
Like it's genuinely only a problem cause they weren't open about it
@@cavareenvius7886 it's not about the money. It's about putting on that uniform, and realizing your better then everyone else!
" four weeks suspension, FULL PAY! "
These skits are too real sometimes.
Beat a pregnant woman? You monster. OVERTIME!!!!!!!
Killed an unarmed citizen who called 911 asking for help ?
"Here's 12 weeks PAID VACATION and a PROMOTION, you SCALLYWAG! You silly-billy!"
(Topical)
@@sicsemperevellomortemtyran3193 we only cross the line when you don't ask everyone to do heroin too
@@thomasmitchell4128 Can't you see they're not American coppers. Bri'ish cops will only break into your house for retweeting mean posts.
Monstrous
Bro is just orbiting fucking Saturn.
Bro doesn't know he exists rn
Bro is communing with the machine elves
He’s got Cream - White room playing in his head right now
No, he's orbiting Uranus...
Not even the planet, but the god.
Bro the "opiate lean" is what got me, as an addict clean for 8 years now that shit is way to accurate 😂
Oh hey, good job
That's awesome! Happy for yah!! I'm goin on almost three years! N I still busted up seeing that lean of his. Used to look just like that
Congrats!
Sincere congratulations
Something to be proud of.
"Boss we've found 30 kilos of heroin"
"25 kilos you say?"
"Yeah a full 15 kilos"
"Right then, get those 10 kilos into the evidence locker and lets wrap this up."
@@username172wait, now take out the 5 kilo and then put 3 kilosback in
@@danny-fu2zdput 2 kilo back? Yes exactly one kilo… what where we talking about?
How do they consume 30kg that fast it's half my weight...
@@usopphammergataling3910 They'd snort you in seconds
"4 week suspension, full pay"
Dang that's vacation lol
But also reality lol! And not just with Cops, but with almost every other professional city jobs including teachers lol.
@@metalnat27 Only cops get paid holiday and paid suspension
IN THE US a husband & wife were shot in the head. Miraculously the husband survived, so cops arrested him & took him to jail for interrogation. (Then the police found themselves Not Guilty of withholding medical treatment.) They could see the three bruises in his face from the bullets, but refused to take him to hospital for 2 days
.
I’d be asking if I can start it next week so I got time to book the holls.
thats what they did to cops who killed people in the blm protests
You can't bring Elias to justice, even if you wanted to. Bro is in another dimension right now....
What show is this?
@@blablagal94 CrackerMilk
@blablagal94 it's a skit :(
@@livpure0 I get the :( there...
If this was a full series it'd explode!
maybe doctor who could arrest him
He really mastered that stance.
method acting
@@Destroyer_Jayy methhead acting
Did it with a cast on too
see that stance all the time on the live Philadelphia cams lol
crackhead actin
This is like that time the CIA found no link between itself and crack trade
I've always loved Reagan's "admission" to the weapons for hostages thing where he says that his "heart and his best intentions" tell him that he didn't do of but has to admit that the fact and evidence say he did
And don't forget about Air America and funneling H into black areas.
@@SuperNuclearUnicorn 50s-late 80s America was wild for obvious scumbaggery.
They've had to get a lot more subtle since the internet made communication more accessible.
@@nathandts3401 what do you mean subtle? The last president commited a war crim, then treason, then treason a second time
@@samualcarter9068 The NSA stuff spying on the public is a lot subtler than openly squashing the Black Panthers.
The South America coups are not nearly as aggressive as they used to be.
FBI and CIA are a lot more careful with their scummy tactics than they were 30 years ago because they know it only takes one leak.
"I have investigated myself and found myself to be at no fault"
That's basically HR, wait, police is the HR of society.
Judges
Reginald 🤣
It has two meanings
U.S government be like
“Four weeks suspension, full pay.” Damn. What a boss.
Are they hiring?
@@fabirkemarian6370 No kidding! How is that "punishment"!?
@@MatthewTheWanderer i know how you feel, it's nuts.
"Police brutality is one thing" caught me off guard.
The only guy that's able to make "Four weeks suspension, FULL PAY" sound like a punishment 🤣🤣🤣
Reminds me of this clip from the original Coming To America, lol: ua-cam.com/video/f_19ptVbGSg/v-deo.html
@@fl570 k
@@capybara9521 Calm down, Capybara.
@@capybara9521 why so rude?
Patrick: “We’re NOT getting paid and that’s it!”
I came here to find copper... but I found gold..
That copper should be ashamed for resorting to steel the heroin.
Honestly? Same.
Ugh, just have a like...
There's a tweaker joke in there.
Bloody hell
"Full weight of the law"
Lmao
"You could have just asked"
Legend 👌
This was so well done, that "you could've just asked" had me rolling.
Honesty is a virtue, it is way more appreciated than you would thing nowadays, need to lie on a application just to get a job because it's impossible to get the experience to fulfill the expectations
@@ThaNoobTuber true
Gotta respect principles
Pp⁰
@@ThaNoobTuber Yep. How am I gonna get experience of a job, when it requires 40 years of prior experience; and it’s the same for every workplace? Not to mention that you should, ideally, be in your 30’s, at most; to ensure you won’t be retired too soon. Their ideal employee would be a 20-year-old kid with 50 years of experience, and the most up-to-date education possible (as in, graduated last spring); nevermind that it’s his first job. 🤯
"We have thoroughly investigated ourselves and found no evidence that a crime was committed..however the officer has been suspended for 2weks with full pay."
Back in 2013 a County Sheriff in North Carolina determined that upstanding, critically wounded, unarmed, paraplegic laying face-down could be shot 4-times in his back, then take minimal time to determine it was self-defense and no further investigation was needed.
@@matts1166 no weks of suspension for em?
@@SerfsUp1848 It was the "good ole boys" police covering for the local White preacher that didn't like his daughter's ex (Black) boyfriend coming for visitation with his biracial granddaughter. I wish the situation I put up was an exaggeration, but I'm sad to say it's true.
It was ruled as self defense
@@matts1166 great now I hate humanity more thank you for this story
A number of really good lines in this, but that ending made me genuinely laugh out loud.
The “chief” reminds me of the voice actor for sniper from TF2
Being able to stand on the road after being so tired, Elias is indeed the best policeman.
the heroin we deserve
if he were really a good cop hed have killed someone by now, he needs to pick up the pace!!
best standing cop
@@ratofthecity6351whyd i read the last part in a Lester from GTA voice
It's a police officer, it doesn't matter what gender. What the fuck is your problem, fascist?
This feels like a game cut scene with your character in it 😂
NBA 2k22
🤣
Fancy yourself an alchemist, ey? Can you brew me an ale?
Saints row 5
I know right.. The atmosphere the dialogues everything just feels like a video game...
Him nodding off in the road made me lose it.HAHAHAHA
He was just mesmerised by her eyes... 😵
Do people's eyes actually get that blue?
@@LivingDead77 They do. My ex's are amazing!
@@Thelaretus Oh I won't like I'd be freaked out if I met someone with eyes that blue.
@@LivingDead77 She drank the Water of Life
@@Drekromanceryhhh that's not how Fremen's eyes turn blue 😂
"You stole from the evidence locker when you could have just asked!" 😭😭😭
wow reggie, I love the way you repeat the punchline we all just heard
Fuck it.
Why do so many people do this, but more importantly get the quote wrong???
You're literally still in the comments section for that video. Just watch the video, and fix the quote. The funny line could be "And then she died!" And someone in comments be like "And so that's when it died!"
That's not what he said. Why are you adding and removing words, and how are you getting over 1k likes for it 🧐
Y'know just as an example..
@@rem9142 🤣🤣🤣 got me dying over here bruh.
🤣
@@outdateduser7036 Well yeah that's how you know which part my emojis correspond to duh 🙄
He’s that tired and still has to handle more work? What an amazing guy!
And they have to fill in while the woman is on vaca- paid suspension!
Truly a man devoted to his job
Haha this one 😂: ua-cam.com/video/aFkOgAhOoiU/v-deo.html
What a champ, a true model citizen 😉👍
@@aownbey609 professionals have standards
That is one stand up cop right there.
Barely, with that posture
Elias out here taking one for the team 😂😂
The delivery of "You could've just asked" was the proverbial icing on an already perfect cake
So so true
Very intersting thought. Have a nice day beautiful human being!
Why was the icing proverbial but the cake was non-proverbial?
Four weeks suspension full pay is still the most funny line in this one.
Not funny at all.
That police officer who broke the law deserves 12 months, FULL PAY AND BENEFITS. They'll teach that scoundrel a lesson.
@@thomasmitchell4128 jeez you take a skit way too seriously. yes it's unfortunate that it happens in real life, but it's a skit. take it with a grain of salt
@@Registered_Google_User Nah man, he's just extending off the joke further
It's almost like it's the punchline...
@@Adam_okaay It is? Oh thank you for revealing this nugget of knowlede to me, oh great enlightened one.
Elias standing out there in the street, dude has got that junkie stance done perfectly. I laughed pretty hard when I saw that, because its a stance I recognize all too often in my own city.
Elias was EVERYWHERE, he saw EVERYTHING, he perceived REALITY.
“Police brutality is one thing, but stealing from the evidence locker? I mean, you could’ve just asked”
🤣🤣
Sounds like a quote from real life.
@Account Banned For Telling The Truth Yep, that's what actual police have said also...
The Cloaker philosophy
@@the_gratefulgamer Any proof?
Wow it's like we watched the same video!
This clearly not about American cops because the line would have been “We’ve investigated ourselves and have found no wrongdoing and we are all heroes.”
That is our wrong doing you get paid holiday come back and it's all fine
“Hm yep as you see from the papers, cops can’t do wrong”
ah, that's exactly the same in France. They don't even have body cams here...
It's clearly Australians!!!
It's about cops in general
The jojo stance xD
The drugs got Elias looking like Declan Rice.
😂😂
"Four weeks suspension, full pay!"
It was delivered so well. 😭
literally a month of vacations
Blue Line Union benefits
IN THE US a husband & wife were shot in the head. Miraculously the husband survived, so cops arrested him & took him to jail for interrogation. (Then the police found themselves Not Guilty of withholding medical treatment.) They could see the three bruises in his face from the bullets, but refused to take him to hospital for 2 days
.
Plot twist: Nic has been selling stolen evidence to Elias.
Why? He could've just asked?
@@j.s.t.6515 He was simply too high to realize that.
Still being able to jojo-pose in the middle of traffic while near death by overdose really shows his sheer power
He's clearly very TIRED .... WORKING SO HARD .... !!!!
This much TRUST one needs in every life .
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Police brutality is one thing" 😭😭
To be fair this is the UK they are equally brutal to everyone edit I'm an idiot and did not notice the accent
@@spartanx9293 wait. why is this stated like you have a discriminatory factor in mind? nothing even mentions such a thing.
@@Alexander-nd5de ikr
@@Alexander-nd5dehas woke cringe become such a huge part of America that other countries just automatically assume all Americans are "Woke"???
@@spartanx9293 That's a lie black people get it the worst I have been brutalized by police worse than you can imagine. I am sick and tired of white people thinking they know the experiences of black people with the police. You don't so shut up.
As a fellow Elias, Im proud of his dedication to his job
Godspeed
Same here
Indeed
Fr
Me too :D
Elias having a heart attack 💀
Legend has it
Elias is still "undercover"
😂😂😂
Bro going full zombie mode. Lmao
"Thats because I work in evidence."
A likely story.
Seems a touch convenient.
She's lying obviously
“Nic was not the impostor”
This is quite literally the most common failure when trying to find a guilty party. The ones with the likeliest stories... are usually not the guilty party, but people convince themselves that it's "too convenient". Well... no, it's just the most likely case. She works in evidence, so she would absolutely handle evidence. Duh.
Occam's Razor. The simplest explanation is probably the correct one. Will you get it wrong this way sometimes? Yes, but likely much less often than going with any other, more complicated explanation.
SO YOU ADMIT IT!
- Chief, we have found 11 kilos of cocaine!
- Oh, wow, have you said 7 kilos?
- Yes sir, 5 kilos.
🤣🤣😥😂😂😂
- Great, did you book the kilo?
- Yes, suspect has also been released because the two grams were too little for a jail sentence
haha, nice.
The second officer on the lineup is an absolute beautiful lady.
Would definitely take out to dinner.
Stop simping
@@dallasmed65it is what it is
@@goodgat266 So admiring someone's beauty is a simp? Wow. I bet you look at your mom with a disgust
fr elias is hot
That dude is flying
It hurts how real this is.
"We've investigated ourselves and have found no wrong doing" 😂
Where is evidence of it being "so real"
@@iamabot1o1 I see you live under a rock and just decided that news articles and videos of cops breaking the law doesn’t happen on a wide spread basis. Not only that, but the coverups that go along with it. Cops are not heroes; hate to break it to ya.
@@iamabot1o1 bro have you seen the news like...ever? Police "investigate" themselves all the time.
@@LamisonJamison and what are the sources
Are you suggesting the conclusions are always fabricated?
He's such a good cop honestly but that girl in evidence Tsk shame on her
Tsk tsk tsk
honestly, not taking responsibility and trying to pin it on her colleague? hope she learns her lesson during her suspension
This one is so funny 🤣: ua-cam.com/video/aFkOgAhOoiU/v-deo.html
@@username172 Hopefully the money she receives in the meantime is enough to mop up the tears.
Worst of the worst crimes, Evidence
Why does cop sound like Sniper from TF2
Bro has left the galaxy
The first time they showed Elias 😂 I’ve watched this 5 times and I still can’t stop laughing. I can’t breathe.
Man I just keep crying harder it’s on a loop!
I was eating and laugh so much that I've choked!
Same here. Every time I see him acting as a traffic cop, I nearly break a rib from laughing
I am unsure whether my faith in humanity is restored or destroyed, flip a coin
Neither George Floyd
That Elias! What an inspiration!
Getting straight back to work despite being so clearly tired from working undercover!
He deserves a pay raise!😂
I'm pretty sure he was high on what he stole
And with a cast on his foot to boot!
@@jmatt_648 well done, bud. We would've never concluded that without you
@@jmatt_648 There was a joke somewhere, but I think I missed it. Help me find it?
@@jmatt_648 he's the best cop they have, at most maybe he stole some glue. No way you could get that messed up on glue.
Elias is GEEEKED out of this realm
Nic's line deliveries in these skits are great. Loved the satire in this one!
Kilos of Heroin taken = Permanent Jojo Pose
2 kilos is a permanent dead pose bro
"Awaken, my masters!"
What do you mean? He's clearly just tired! It was the woman working in evidence that took it!
@@processingunit5321 correct!!! If you do 2 kilos of any drug you'll die!! Good observation.
THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND!!!!!!!!!
Elias is such a hardworker, respect for that 😔
Yes, I am!
He's the best damn cop they've got
@@eliascorson6547ayy, where da heron eliasss
This summed up the justice system very well - how sassy! 😂
he nailed the fent lean
Can't believe she tried to pin it on Elias. Just because of his disability.
That really is messed up, she fully deserved that suspension.
@Andrew Lancaster should've doubled the wage but that's fine
@@practic4l349
And I think she should have had an all expenses paid vacation covered by the station! Outrageous what she did!!!
@@fionnbarrcasey5247 OUTRAGEOUS!
@@fionnbarrcasey5247 plus a bonus to her full pay for not asking to take the heroin from the evidence locker. She really could've just asked
💯
"When you could've just asked" lmaoo
So funny that a literal paid vacation is considered punishment
Elias is investigating another universe.
"Four week suspension... FULL PAY"
"Chief, you sure you don't it call it holiday?"
Even better-it doesn’t count as holiday pay.
When I imagine internal investigations, I just imagine a room full of people laughing hysterically while they shred paper from complaints, day after day, just to never be addressed
Internal Affairs should be an entirely separate department of the city or state IMO. They should only be allowed 5% former police officers and they have to come from separate districts.
In alot places cops won't let people report them to internal investigations. Instead if see u trying to do so they'll make ur life hell in ur town. There's I hours long documentary on it on UA-cam. Where a report tests a bunch of cities and counties to see who are the most corrupt.
this is america
As someone who worked in a certain company for a certain province for a certain government I can assure you this certainly does happen and you have no idea how often and widespread it is there are 2 kinds of people those who realize they are being played by the government and Those who Allow the government to continue playing their fellow citizens and being the right hand is the right hand of the evil and corruption in society.
@@Curtis.Carpenter well what else are we supposed to against the gov? some of us know all the little sneaky tricks they’re up to but come on, it’s the gov! not much we can do except not let them affect us
Bro is CRANKED lol
This is peak comedy
"I need you out there on the beat mate" he looks like his heart will stop a beat later.
"4 weeks of suspension, FULL pay." It's so depressing how that's actually how cops are "held accountable" for misconduct...
That's not a suspension, that's a holiday 🤣
@@J040PL7 Except that it is not funny at all.
That's actually not how it works. This is just comedy.
Maybe that’s not how it works in your country, but it happens often in my country.
@@ancientslav4863 Life isn’t always fair so don’t be surprised to know it can and does happen. Every group has its worst and people can lie to save themselves
Full weight of the law: 4 weeks suspension, *FULL PAY*
Elias is working and is in vacation at the same time. What a hard worker 💪🏼
His back-leaning nod is spot on 👌
That made me laugh so hard and then I noticed he's missing a shoe.
Opiate users slump forwards toward the Centre of gravity, not backwards.
U will NEVER see a opiate user slumped any position other than forward.
Spice users slump all directions. But again mostly forwards.
@@sadthesky6657 He's got a boot on from like a broken ankle or foot. Probably how he got hooked on the opiates to begin with lol.
@@Sol-Cutta Most of it isn't even opiates anymore it's fentanyl
@Xzbit Xzbito you k hole
dude that last pose is EXACTLY what it looks like when you're trying to function and your gone on H. lol it's funny cuz no matter how much you sway you never fall over lol...
(4 years clean. 👍 life is good.)
Edit: Thank you all for the support, if you're trying to to get clean you CAN do it. It's hard as hell, but if I can do it, so can you!
Congratulations 👏🏽
Swag
Kudos
Came here to say the same thing that “dipped out” pose at the end was stellar
the face isn't very accurate though. it's more of a... "goat"
Crazy thing is Aussie gets some of THE best dope.
That zombie walk was on point for junkies.
yeah but not for beat cops
The fentanyl walk
I love that he just teleports in the same exact state. That's good stuff.
It's pretty accurate too lol
I suppose she gave him a ride. It is the least she could do after trying to pin her crime on him.
That face ahahaha
Shiiit ive nodded for hours on end before 😅 luckily i got out when it was all basically being replaced with fentynal. That shit lasts like 30 mins lol but real dope can last a long time, especially when you borderline OD like this guy is in the clip lol
@@ElvesRreal Good job bro congrats on getting clean, it's not easy to just quit stuff like that 💪
Elias on the Beat could be an entire series. Just shots of him nodding off in random scenes.
Bro is seeing every conceivable universe
Let's hope he doesn't see Uranus.
😁
Even in the midst of a overdose Elias is still able to do his job. Be like elias👌
*an overdose
@@linyenchin6773 Heit Iinyenchin6773 the Grammar Furer!
@@linyenchin6773🤓🤓🤓
Exactly, cops can get an overdose from just looking at the word of a certain synthetic drug. They need our support. Imagine looking at all the oxycontin. You have to be affected somehow.
@@Bandit-mt2gb"I really cooked with this one; I used the glasses emoji." - 👦
The “You could have just asked.” line is just absolutely hysterical🤣🤣
i know, right?
That lean the dude has is legendary tho 😂❤
Bro was so high he reached the heavens
🤣 Elias "on the beat" was the cherry on top! 🤣
He really nailed the smackhead on the nod.
We get to see why he needed the opioids: his foot hurt.
On the lean man!
If he's the best that England's got, the world is doomed
When the camera pinned on Elias at the start I almost died laughing
Appreciate the detail of Elias having different shoes on
„Kagar repariert’s, Kagar tauscht‘s aus“
Hat mich komplett gebrochen…ich lag legit 10 min. lachend im Bett und konnte nix mehr machen.
Tasha's Hideous Laughter auf Endstufe.
his lean is so good see that pose daily lol
😂 I know that lean anywhere! Really is spot on, see that shit daily around Marta, the man really researched his role
@@noodles7157 Are you sure he was acting?!
"I don't know which one of you did it but I'm going to find out" meanwhile Elias is over there nodding out 😅😅
...
...
Nodding off.
@@castleanthrax1833 ether or really
Well, the thing is that we was "underclver" at the opioid factory so he had no need to steal the stuff from evidence xD
One of the best tweeker leans I've ever seen.
Dude I LOST IT at “you could’ve just asked” 😅😅😭😭😂😂😂😂😂
I don't know how any of them did this with a straight face.
Probably lots and lots of takes.
One of them didn't
@@dangerface300 but he was *clearly* just tired
Because it's really not that funny
@@joeyboy1002377 its hilarious and sad
"You could've just asked" Lmao 🤣
This is too good. But also too real
My guy is on his way back from Jupiter
I commuted there for a year.
Back then loved the peaceful scenery but now it's overcrowded with aliens that ruined the scape. So sad.
@@fabirkemarian6370 that sucks man, someone should go protest.
I can’t as I’ve only just returned myself
Elias straight up posing like a Jojo Character
Invisible stand and everthing
Oh you got me with that one 🤣🤣🤣🥵😱😵💀
All he needs is a midriff shirt though
@@burgeryoufoundbehindthegrill 100%.
Elias, let's hike up that vest!
We have a professional image to maintain!
Hes boutta pull out the torture dance
“He’s been working hard at the *OPIOID FACTORY* ”
*Camera zooms in on the officer having a stroke*
he's not having a stroke idiot he's nodding out LMAO
He's having the time of his life actually.
Bros having the high of his life, he’s closer to an od than a stroke
Bro is zoinked out of his mind
Australian chief VS Elias, the transcended
"You could have just asked" tickled my humour muscles 🤣
hehehehehheheh 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤♿♿♿
Part of me wants to say
Ew.