In my defense as the jersey mikes guy when you take someone’s order they immediately remake you a sandwich for free so you get to skip the line but still agree that wasn’t one of my best moments
It’s actually infuriating as a Texan to hear them explain kolaches and think they are inventing them … fellas. I love you, please look up kolache, it’s a breakfast food in Texas that is exactly what you described with the boars in a tarp. It is the best food in the world and a legitimate game changer in the breakfast food realm. Every donut shop has them in Texas
Spotify listener and had to go to YT teach me something segment to figure out what happened with Will that led to Rusty learning that Celsius has color...
In high school we did a reenactment of the caning of Sumner and the guy playing Sumner flipped the desk he was sitting in and hit the guy playing Brooks in the head with it
* Pitch * This one’s for the senior citizens out there, hear me out Have you ever noticed that the more social old people, living in old folks homes, tend to congregate in the lobbies/entrance ways of their buildings, just to find conversation or look out the windows like a cooped up dog, trying to pass the time. Or end up camped out in their apartments waiting for dinner or jeopardy to spice up their lives, but never get to venture out into the world. When I’m old, I’d like to think there will be a better way to spend my time. That’s why I’m proposing a new program where seniors can sign up for a tour bus style operation, where every Wednesday our company goes and picks them up at their home/care home and takes them on some sort of adventure. Scenic tour of a nearby lake, walk around the local parks, visit a nearby restaurant & enjoy a lunch with their pals. Of course drinks will be supplied for the folks that want to relive their glory days, and mock tails for the sober Sally’s out there. They can be as social as they want or just enjoy the views of the town. The options are endless, and if a particular outing is a hit they can vote on where they want to go next or have some sort of say in what their adventure for the week may be. We keep the options fresh so they always have something to do. Your life shouldn’t end when you turn 60 and that’s why our Program is called “Retired Not Dead”. Add some flavour to your week and sign up for our guided tours today. Love the Pod Lauren Rusty Will, been binging your episodes all week ✌️ -Noah
My favorite moment in history is when Theodore roosevelt got shot while giving a speech and then finished the speech before he went to the hospital lmaoo it must’ve been insane to be there live
Just a quick fyi, they did not need to stop, unless you have committed a crime or they suspect you have committed a crime(and it needs to be a specific crime) you have no duty to aid a police investigation
Favorite moment in history was prolly when those guys got fed up with taxes and threw all that tea in the Boston harbor. History needs to repeat itself I’m tired of getting robbed by Joseph byron and the funky lads in Washington
first playmate pitch sounds like some serious black mirror or red rose type shit, gotta be a no from me lol but the second playmate pitch, now that's a fucking million dollar idea... also I've always said that there will never be an era of music quite like T-Pain, Flo Rida, and Taio Cruz on the radio... Jay Sean too tbh p.s didn't expect L dog to drop the bangs on us
I asked my google home how a Chinese keyboard works and it shot itself right infront of me
I could be so stoked to hear Cards against humanity cards that don’t exist
when Napoleon wrote his wife, "I'll be home in five days; don't wash."
"it just sounds like you're not balling" - Rusty 2024
❤❤😂 is qqqqq i just
"people who speak another language also text in another language" - rusty featherstone 2024
wearing sunnies inside and saying “i don’t care that it’s french we’re in america” made me audibly laugh
1:13:35 just came from spotify to tell you guys no women nuh cry is a song about Bob Marley telling a woman not to cry. Nuh in Jamaican means don’t.
I get butterflies listening to the roadmap
Might be aging myself here but the fact that Rusty and Will don’t know that daxflame started on UA-cam is crazy
it feels like a bit
Buddy I couldn’t believe they didn’t know eartha kitt…not even as yzma from emperor’s new groove
This podcast having less than 10k subscribers is criminal
We need more sandwich and grocery talk
In my defense as the jersey mikes guy when you take someone’s order they immediately remake you a sandwich for free so you get to skip the line but still agree that wasn’t one of my best moments
It’s actually infuriating as a Texan to hear them explain kolaches and think they are inventing them … fellas. I love you, please look up kolache, it’s a breakfast food in Texas that is exactly what you described with the boars in a tarp. It is the best food in the world and a legitimate game changer in the breakfast food realm. Every donut shop has them in Texas
Moved to the Midwest after 18 years in Texas. Miss them everyday
Spotify listener and had to go to YT teach me something segment to figure out what happened with Will that led to Rusty learning that Celsius has color...
Willy D dropped "it'd be a KNIGHTmare" talking about wearing suits of armour and didn't even realize he hit gold with that
Danny woodhead episode is so incredible, i used to play as the chargers just to have him on my team
thank you so much for talking about the lack of recession era pop it means the world to me 🙏
my google home started mansplaining chinese keyboards
Will is right, "No woman, No cry" is telling a woman not to cry. He says "Little darling, don't shed no tears"
In high school we did a reenactment of the caning of Sumner and the guy playing Sumner flipped the desk he was sitting in and hit the guy playing Brooks in the head with it
Lauren has an unplugged mouse that she keeps in her pocket to satisfy her need to click
her liking this is proof
Do a segment about western outlaws that don’t exist! You give them a name/phrase they were known by and how they got their reputation
Inspired by my favorite historical women from the wild west like Big Nose Kate, Squirrel Tooth Alice, and Deadwood Cardsharp
Rusty sitting there the whole time looking like a vsco girl with the big coat and shorts
LMFAO
Did these fellas really just say the real Einstein was in Oppenheimer? Ain’t no way right
Danny woodhead was an insane pull
please does anyone know who the old man singing post malone is i want the full thing so bad
* Pitch *
This one’s for the senior citizens out there, hear me out
Have you ever noticed that the more social old people, living in old folks homes, tend to congregate in the lobbies/entrance ways of their buildings, just to find conversation or look out the windows like a cooped up dog, trying to pass the time. Or end up camped out in their apartments waiting for dinner or jeopardy to spice up their lives, but never get to venture out into the world. When I’m old, I’d like to think there will be a better way to spend my time.
That’s why I’m proposing a new program where seniors can sign up for a tour bus style operation, where every Wednesday our company goes and picks them up at their home/care home and takes them on some sort of adventure. Scenic tour of a nearby lake, walk around the local parks, visit a nearby restaurant & enjoy a lunch with their pals. Of course drinks will be supplied for the folks that want to relive their glory days, and mock tails for the sober Sally’s out there. They can be as social as they want or just enjoy the views of the town. The options are endless, and if a particular outing is a hit they can vote on where they want to go next or have some sort of say in what their adventure for the week may be. We keep the options fresh so they always have something to do.
Your life shouldn’t end when you turn 60 and that’s why our Program is called “Retired Not Dead”.
Add some flavour to your week and sign up for our guided tours today.
Love the Pod Lauren Rusty Will, been binging your episodes all week
✌️ -Noah
My favorite moment in history is when Theodore roosevelt got shot while giving a speech and then finished the speech before he went to the hospital lmaoo it must’ve been insane to be there live
i will simply not accept the jersey mikes slander by saying jimmy johns is better. banana pep all the way and gimme the juice baybee
HEB is beloved here in Texas. Originated in San Antonio and stands for “Here Everything is Better” welcome to Texas haha
Rusty not knowing French names while being from Maine is wild lol
Will putting his hat on sideways like it's the 90's gives tired pre-schooler vibes lol
favorite moment in history was the creation of this podcast
love you
Lauren u look really cute in this💕
Willy you can make BnB at home: wrap a crescent roll around a hot dog and toss in oven
Favorite moment in history prob when I ate a Reese peanut butter cup for the first at age 15 after being allergic for 15 years. Thx.
Just a quick fyi, they did not need to stop, unless you have committed a crime or they suspect you have committed a crime(and it needs to be a specific crime) you have no duty to aid a police investigation
Publix mentioned shoutout Florida 😎 Buffalo Chicken Pub Sub is goated
I feel disrespected as a Hamilton fan that rusty didn't know that Hamilton died in a duel AND his son died in a duel
slammin gab sesh, boys
The reason machine gun kelly changed his name is because of Chad and JT!!
Can you guys prank call someone it could be a good segment
All sorts of mustards 😂
Madame Zeroni laugh😂
HEB stands for Howard Edward Butt… no lie. It’s the dude who started it
Machine drum is fireeeee let’s go Lauren
celsius and coffee combo? just begging to shit ur pants. love the show keep it up guys!
The comedy y’all were about to stumble into if you discovered what HEB stands for
First time ive heard Hannafords grocery store on a podcast. Wegmans is also rare.
HEB is the initials of the founder, Howard E. Butt
one thing about Willy D…… he a spilla
Jersey Mike's is far superior over Jimmy John's. It's a sub above for a reason.
Anyone who hasn’t had a buffalo chicken tender Pubsub hasn’t lived
Willy congrats on your lead role in Netflix’s new series Tires!!
He's not on there?
@@StephenRain-v1ucould’ve sworn it was him
Did the woman that stood up in the mad men meeting happen to be named Emily binder?
I want to clarify that Will is right about No Woman No Cry and Rusty is wrong
wait are you on cape right now will. I'll find ya
Favorite moment in history was prolly when those guys got fed up with taxes and threw all that tea in the Boston harbor. History needs to repeat itself I’m tired of getting robbed by Joseph byron and the funky lads in Washington
Little baby piggies under a weighted comforter
i could be wrong but i think will just pitched bagel dogs
Kinda feel like the Mando ad is just trying to profit off my grundle odor insecurity 😔
1:14:35 it’s pronounced like wash your sister
HOW CAN WE MAKE THESE SOUR SWEETS SELL? Easy, have will make his finishing noise for 30 seconds
did Rusty get a new pair of the same shoes and gift the old ones to Will?
DAXFLAME OLEASE OMGGGGGGF
Kenzie robbed Charlie man don't remind me about the survivor finale
hell ya
Pledge Master featherstone ?
first playmate pitch sounds like some serious black mirror or red rose type shit, gotta be a no from me lol but the second playmate pitch, now that's a fucking million dollar idea...
also I've always said that there will never be an era of music quite like T-Pain, Flo Rida, and Taio Cruz on the radio... Jay Sean too tbh
p.s didn't expect L dog to drop the bangs on us
I will not go back to work!
quentin your company needs you
You should do a spinoff of this guy rocks and do this guy sucks.
Someone get Will a pub sub stat.
superb vibes this week and I love hearing will sing 🥹
I don't like the spelling of “mortgage” why is there a t in it
true
who put dakota johnson in lauren’s place
24:09 lauren ur bangs look like one million dollars
a milly????
danny woodhead
👕🫡
🐐
Why does your Dad have the same name as your Dad's brother, doesn't make sense... two brothers named Tim?
rusty is dumb for that pub sub take . love y'all though
Trichophobia you nerds
gettysburg address
Short episode < long episode
I love Will but when he gets political I love him less :(
No views in 45 seconds, for shame playdate…
no likes in 6 minutes - dmgb5694 is falling off
omg i’m watching mad men for the first time!!! what an incredible show 🥸