parker -Man I was drinking water at that moment and I spat it out from laughing.. I ain’t gonna lie though, he got me to with his abnormal fast walking ass 😂😂
CRVXMXND thats probably why it’s so chill then. He be tryin to hard in the Super Mario Maker gameplays. He’s at his funniest when he’s just letting shit flow
TENOHIRA Omg I so agree. I’ll always love Dashie, but I always go back to his 2015 videos because he’s at his funniest without even trying. I don’t usually watch his recent videos because they’ve become too complicated, rehearsed and trying to be funny instead of letting the jokes come naturally. Again, I love Dashie to death and will always watch his videos, I just have a preference for his vids around 2014-2015
dis irrelevant but has anybody else turn on da subtitles and when he said '' thank you'' in Japanese it said ''i got Alzheimer's i was laughing then i almost choked on mah jucie (┬┬﹏┬┬) i dumb
30:07 I know he meant this as a joke but that's an actual smart thing to do when you're alone. Never disclose if your alone in the workplace, especially at night considering it can be a bit more dangerous. People tend to hesitate to do something if they feel that there could be more people present.
Ive watched this gameplay damn near like 20 times already…idk what it is but i just keep coming back to it this is one of my most favorite gameplays. Good shit dash!!
*Your Manager:* - _Assigns any Job_ - *DASHiE:* "bihh, what dat gat to do wit me... _13 dollas a hour??!"_ *Your Manager's Corpse:* - _E X I S T S_ - *Also DASH:* "liszten bruh, i'll take $12, i was just jokin!"
Dashie saying, "nah, i aint doing that for no $13 an hour" and where im from, the minimum wage is $7.25/hr so im sitting here like, $13 an hour is a LOT 😂😂
Yo Dashie, when you said ‘Nah son’ that shit brought back memories bro💯😂 I know you know what I’m talking about like Barney and then little kid shows you did voiceovers on? Only OGs would know!
At 40:06 when the jumpscare happened I was laughing at Dashie and then the electricity went out in my home and I was scared shitless....lol (runs out of breath) (gasps like a puh...)
3:37 My grandparents had a million clocks and everytime I visited and would be in bed I would here freakin clocks all around the house😔. But I still went to sleep so it’s all good.
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dashie: yo he look real sus-
guy: walks towards dashie
dashie: *panics uncontrollably*
parker I got scared too man 😩😂
I laughs so hard
parker -Man I was drinking water at that moment and I spat it out from laughing.. I ain’t gonna lie though, he got me to with his abnormal fast walking ass 😂😂
He had me dying 😂
The way dashie turned around and tried to get back in the store😂😂😂😂
WHEN THE TRUCK TURNED COMPLETELY AROUND, I LOST IT AT DASHIES REACTION.
min?
Yeah that was hilarious!
At 15:10
Japan always innovative with them shits
That part actually scared me
24:08 "Ma'am this is a se-um ele-um" lmaoo this is why ill never stop watching this man
Broooo😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
41:27 had me dying 🤣
The Game: Exorcise the door?
Dashie: “Exercise the door?? Bitch... it don’t need a workout” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Harrison Orr 💀
BAHAHAHAHAHAH
This is genuinely one of the best gameplays he's done in a while. Great jokes and a chill vibe throughout. Reminded me of his early gameplays a bit.
He edited a stream
CRVXMXND thats probably why it’s so chill then. He be tryin to hard in the Super Mario Maker gameplays. He’s at his funniest when he’s just letting shit flow
@@tenohira8454 yeah definitely try to catch them. They have me dying in the chat.
TENOHIRA Omg I so agree. I’ll always love Dashie, but I always go back to his 2015 videos because he’s at his funniest without even trying. I don’t usually watch his recent videos because they’ve become too complicated, rehearsed and trying to be funny instead of letting the jokes come naturally. Again, I love Dashie to death and will always watch his videos, I just have a preference for his vids around 2014-2015
@@jeianalottie and who are you?
Looked away at the “HIEAAAA” part. Thought this was a Barney skit for a sec lol
Dashie waited for this moment🤣🤣
IK YOU SPIT IN MY SANDWICH
Reminded my of the good ol days
when was that ?
@@zetsuron_g4 a long ass while ago. Look up Unexpected Guest on dashieXP
“MA’AM THIS IS A 711” had me dying 😂😂
Did Dashie love a comment?
Sidney Richardson no it was Sashie
This is LStriker96 😂😂
This is LStriker96 , that was the joke dumbass
Sem'm elem'm*
Puppet combo out here influencing a whole generation.
Puppet combo the future!
DASHIE! play The Hex
AhGaming that’s his point bruh lol they got inspiration from puppet combo
Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts he’s still working on the final game. Hopefully the full game comes out soon.
I thought this was a puppet combo game
The real horror of this game
Dachie: *"13 DOLLARS AN HOUR!"*
Jupuxafrud Benjamin 🤣🤣🤣🤣 He took it very seriously 🤣😂
I think its cause dashie used to work at a subway so he know how it feels.
🤣🤣🤣
Felix Sause we all start somewhere ☺️
_LMAO_
15:21 I laughed so hard at the truck turning around and his reaction made it so much better!😂☠️
"Whaaat!? How dat shit turn like daat!?" 🤣
Ong😂😂😂
truck caught him off guard bruh 😂😂😂
Only if cars and trucks could do that in real life would make it easier lol
@@iiTzLurks thatd be so nice XD
20:30 The reading of the body language, the subtle panic and the doors refusing to open. That was low key legendary.
tf
Exactly!!
That part got me rolling really good for some reason 😆
Dashie: talking
Girl: speaks Japanese
Dashie: *Intensely stares at camera*
That's makes me laugh so hard
👁👄👁
“Arigato gozaimasuu..~*
👁👄👁
👁👄👁
👁 👄 👁
you're the only person who could make me laugh this hard during a scary gameplay 💀
facts
That's 👍true.
Nah im still scared lmao
adah ! Ong 😂😂
Bts toxic fan base
"Nah cause why you asking? My manager in the back and he real thick too." 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Yes he's literally in the back
20:15 Imagine seeing someone standing outside the store waiting for customers😂😂
🥸Ayo anyone gonna come in the store
18:40 Manager- "The first person who sees this note has to get rid of the rodents ASAP."
Me- "I didn't read the note🤥"
SunEater technically the manager saw it first because they wrote it
"I'm trying to help you but our registers are down...due to the rain" 🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂
had me weak bruh lmao
im the 666th like
dis irrelevant but has anybody else turn on da subtitles and when he said '' thank you'' in Japanese it said ''i got Alzheimer's i was laughing then i almost choked on mah jucie (┬┬﹏┬┬) i dumb
Lol
15:20 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Tokyo drift ass delivery truck
ExtraTrelly more like Initial D lmao
Dio Brando 😂
dashie: "WHAT?!"
me: 😂😂😂
Lol
THIS SENT MEEEEE
36:03 "Our registers are down, due to the rain-"
*what?*
30:07 I know he meant this as a joke but that's an actual smart thing to do when you're alone. Never disclose if your alone in the workplace, especially at night considering it can be a bit more dangerous. People tend to hesitate to do something if they feel that there could be more people present.
ngl what you said didn’t relate to him talking about da raise so what are you talking about
When the truck did a abrupt 180, I was screaming 😂😂😂😂
Titus Prime LMFAOOoao ME
😂😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 right
Lol I was sayin!! Damn he whipped it!!!
Damn Dashie you completed the whole game?!
@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts nobody asked
@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts nice.
@@jeianalottie ok cool but who asked you tho?
@@jeianalottie Calm yourself down, child.
TheDispleasedCow Anything can happen, Dashie might do this again never know 👌🏽😊🤔
Ngl when the granny stopped after leaving the bathroom, I was shook a lil bit. 😂
36:00 my guy said "our registers are down due to the rain" LMFAOOOO i laughed so hard
33:08 "who dis ghostface killah?" lmao
Hahaha he referenced Wu-Tang Clan.
dashie just gives me this feeling of "at home" happiness that i find in very few youtubers
Edit: thanks for the 1.3k likes, love ya ma boys!
wow thats the perfect way to describe it too. I feel so happy
Oh yeah for sure
It’s cuz he’s genuine.
He even works underwater!
Benjo0507 I know exactly what you’re talking about lmao
That 13 dollars a hour be killing me 😂😂
Pageofnazzi Facts😂
Rite. Then dont get extra working someone else hours that didnt come to work that day .I been over this planet & the dumb rules on it 🤣
‘i feel like i’m underpaid and overworked’
a mood
Dashie: “You gotta be real stupid to do this.”
Dashie - does the stupid thing.
THE HOMELESS MAN IS HOW YOU GET DA SECOND ENDING IF YOU DONT GIVE HIM FOOD THEN YOU WILL BE PUNISHED HE SAID
Noah Lira damn u know this from personal experience??
@@sharanski LMAO what? why so aggressive🤣
@@feedmeastraycat8247 there where no aggression at all in this sentence LOL the new generation must be sensitive as fuck
39:33 the 13 dollars an hour jokes are killing me 💀
He was so pressed LMAOO
I KNOOWWW HE DESERVED “13.65”
"You can send that back cause I wasn't expecting nothing." 😭😭
Rats in the game: *accepts my fate*
Rats irl: I won't let you get the chance STOOPID
Yoooooo 😂
I'm dead😂😂😂
Lmfaoo your fucking funny🤣🤣🤣🤣
R. P. Stupid goes at the beginning lmao
R. P. 💀bruh them niggas really be vibin in ur shit then boolin like a mf when you try to catch they ass
half the time they chasing me tho lmfao
29:26 bruh I just broke my damn back from that
Pause
Best moment in this video lmao
where is your pfp from?
Dashie: "Without further A-DO!"
Captions: "Without burning THE DUDE!"
What time he says that??
@@thegroover376 start
24:24 granny was hauling ass out dat store 😂😂😂😂
I dun shit I gotta get home
“ you gotta be real stupid to do this.”
currently he’s doing “this”.
44:35 the saddest "be thug about it" ever
😂
The attitude after buddy jump scared him had me dying 😂 called him all kinds of bitchs 🤣🤣🤣
He was roasting him 😂
Ive watched this gameplay damn near like 20 times already…idk what it is but i just keep coming back to it this is one of my most favorite gameplays. Good shit dash!!
22:02.....you can’t tell me dashie isn’t the cutest thug known to mankind 😂
Fr tho he is
Princess Unicorn faxx babygurrl faxx
53:24 minutes of Dashie complaining about the $13 an hour 😂💀
Hol tf on. Ion even realized it was that long! Pause. I thought it was like a 20 minute video I was watching.
I never heard of a convenience store paying more than 8.50 an hour. 13 is amazing in comparison.
@@cyheemwilliams639 bitch where i live we get 13$ a day
23:35 if she had morphed into a huge monster right there.... that would have been Dashie's DELF!
30:31 That whole time Dashie is harassing his coworker omg I died. I never laugh so hard I have to bang my fist on something. LOL.
Nobody:
Dashie: "What? Wtf is mwah mwah mwah, mwah mwah mwah?"
46:32
The fact that this video is almost an hour is a gift within itself. Thanks for the humpday treat Dash!
“here, I’ll give you my protection!” *hands over a yankee candle air freshener*
lol 🤣😂
dem babygirl hold uppppp shieet
yoooo when that delivery truck did a whole 360 i died 😭😭😭😭
Yo, on the real tho...geometrically speaking, if you turn around halfway, that is called a 180 degree turn.
@@TDK316 he did full 180 crazy
9:37
Dashie gave him a kiss
He’s too funny bro ❣️
20:34 the way Dashie starts to panic and tries to hurry back in the store😂😂😂😂😂
20:32 I'm crying the door wouldn't open lmaoo
Alexis 21 LMAOOOOOO
Looks like the Japanese version of that Puppet combo game "Night shift"
Ghost Tina trying to give dashie some dead puuuh
Wow ily for that😂❤️
Lmao 💀💀
Dead +puh = ... Diugh
@@wyn3724 😂😂😂
................
Yooooooo LMAOO the “boo” she scared tff outta me 😭
"Lemme get that door for you"
*automatic sliding door opens*
40:06 biggest jumpscare of my life
I shit myself
I was really looking for this comment before I watched video too late now 🙃
Thanks for the reminder ;)
This felt like watching a horror movie, with Director’s commentary.
Puppet combo rubbing off on people. 😂😂😂😂
maya summers he is good at making games tho they scare me every time especially night shift that one got me😩
PaUsE 😂
P-p-p on your couch
Aye yo pause 😂😂😂
"my manger in the back, he real thick to" omg dashie 🤣🤣🤣
I always come back to gameplay whenever I feel down. 15:10 never fails to crack me up.
After this video, I want to see “Ghetto Convenience Store Clerk”!
15:21-15:25 I shouldn’t have laughed as hard as I did but it happened😂😂💀
Tay Tay ikr
I was dead 😂
Lmao
16:43 "My vision still 20/20 in 2020." Mah boi lying, he can barely see what's right in front of him in Super Mario Maker
Ikr
39:57 “if dude pop up trying to scare me again, we are going to have a serious problem, I QUIT.... but let me get my check first”
*Your Manager:* - _Assigns any Job_ -
*DASHiE:* "bihh, what dat gat to do wit me... _13 dollas a hour??!"_
*Your Manager's Corpse:* - _E X I S T S_ -
*Also DASH:* "liszten bruh, i'll take $12, i was just jokin!"
Dashie had my crying when he seen the car pulled to the store and the dude pop out the car he tried to run back in the store 😂😂😭😭😭
he scared me too😭
Dashie saying, "nah, i aint doing that for no $13 an hour" and where im from, the minimum wage is $7.25/hr so im sitting here like, $13 an hour is a LOT 😂😂
Gibbles the Blonde at my state it’s $12.00
Fr lmaooooo
I think it's 10$ in my state but Ive had crappy jobs so far and I've been broke for 18 years
Lol minimum way is $17 dollars in my country
$8.25 in my state
1:50 That’s a Chinchilla, everyone will thank me later
I won't 📣💥🔫
@@St4bme lol😂
That's adorable
Ima do it now
who cares its still a mouse
Yo Dashie, when you said ‘Nah son’ that shit brought back memories bro💯😂
I know you know what I’m talking about like Barney and then little kid shows you did voiceovers on?
Only OGs would know!
41:51 4 in Japanese can be said with the word " Shi" which also means "Death". They're a bit superstitious with the number.
Mista be like
Dont let this distract you from the fact that bobby still owes Dashie $5
First jumpscare at 29:25 made me laugh so hard lmao
Love that Biggy reference: “it was all a dream, I used read Word Up magazine, salt n pepa and heavy D up in the limousine”😂
At 40:06 when the jumpscare happened I was laughing at Dashie and then the electricity went out in my home and I
was scared shitless....lol (runs out of breath) (gasps like a puh...)
oof
@@cjdawg8268 double oof
@@romelphilemond5227 triple oof
@@cjdawg8268 quadruple oof
@@steerdbubble879 quintuple oof
“What this is...?” Has me dying every time
5:37. Wait a second, "HIEAAAA" sounds an awful lot like how Barney laughs. Is this dude Barney? Is Barney Asian?
I'm pretty sure he's trying to explain to the Japanese woman what's truly going on here😱
But yeah it sounds oddly like Barney
Yeah dashie used to do barney skits come on ma boyy
marilyn no he’s talking about the guy on the ground in the game 😂
AHYEEE
“I need like 2060 to see through this” higher is worse eyesight, lower is better 😂😂
actually higher is better at least in the USA
Junby666 wrong
Higher being worse only applies to the grade of your glasses.
Fuzion Insanity the person above me is right
The person above them is wrong
*casually likes all replies and exits*
Man's been playing a scary game for 30 mins and finally got his first jumpscare by his own damn co-worker!
"ExORcise the door"💀
Dashie: "They finna scare me"
Also Dashie: Has a heart attack
51:18
“He think he too sophisticated? He make atleast 15 an hour” 😂😂😂
With his hands out like: 🤙🤙
The fact that he keeps complaining tha his character only makes $13 an hour 😂😂😂💀
Let’s cherish that he finished a whole game
35:26 Airhead lady had me dying. Also that gomdamedt delivery truck had me crying
29:25 yooo this dude scared the shit out of me 😂😂
I’m so glad that I found Dashie I my recomendations. He is funny af😂
0:13 is me when I get a test back and see that I didn't fail lol
Me everytime in Physics class🤣🤣🤣
That was funny 🤣🤣
15:22 made me spit out my juice🤣🤣
Really natural talent to make anyone put a smile on their face. Even in moments of suspense 🧡
This is the gameplay I always come back too. Sometimes I just like to have it on in the background.
"Our registers are down due to the rain"😂
"1 second ago," it said.
Liar
Dashie: This would at least give me a raise of 13.65
Also dashie: Hey man, I was tripping with the 13.50, I'll take 12.00
I read this as he said it lol
Common English grammar: mice
27:11 Dashie: “mouseses”
15:17 his entire reaction to the delivery man and his truck always makes me pee
Kinda mad he didnt do the "we gon run on em like this" "and then maybe dance on em like this" and he does his lil dance🤣
2:51 Yes! I loved the stuffed crust ones! Although they come out soft from amicrowave rather than crunchy but its still good!
16:57 that meant "first night"
15:20 My mans went though the truck!
3:37 My grandparents had a million clocks and everytime I visited and would be in bed I would here freakin clocks all around the house😔. But I still went to sleep so it’s all good.