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  • @davidci
    @davidci 4 роки тому +5984

    Tips for Dashie:
    The customers enter the store when you start putting up items on the shelves, so before you do that, find all the boxes and drop them on their respective aisles.
    You can throw the boxes at the customers to stun them (Press 'Esc' to see the controls)
    You can hide at the staff-only rooms when you are being chased.

    • @sourlemon3337
      @sourlemon3337 4 роки тому +203

      Davidci Codex yo he needs to see this

    • @jessymorel923
      @jessymorel923 4 роки тому +57

      @@sourlemon3337 Definitely

    • @ManoMano-kg9ol
      @ManoMano-kg9ol 4 роки тому +27

      W

    • @YahyaQD
      @YahyaQD 4 роки тому +21

      Davidci Codex good explanation. Dashie need to see this

    • @YahyaQD
      @YahyaQD 4 роки тому +88

      Ultra Mane it’s a rap in the manager part lol

  • @WidowMaker312Insight
    @WidowMaker312Insight 4 роки тому +3887

    “they cant bother me while im stocking, right???”
    *laughs in retail*

    • @GanguroKonata
      @GanguroKonata 4 роки тому +226

      Imagine thinking customers won't "excuse me" you right out of something ten times in a row lmao

    • @MichelleWilliamsPewDiePie
      @MichelleWilliamsPewDiePie 4 роки тому +117

      It feels like people only bother me when I stock and never when I'm standing around waiting for them to ask a question

    • @WidowMaker312Insight
      @WidowMaker312Insight 4 роки тому +16

      Michelle Isnt Awesome Williams if this aint the truth 😫

    • @GanguroKonata
      @GanguroKonata 4 роки тому +55

      @@MichelleWilliamsPewDiePie people actively ignore me when all of our self checkouts are taken but will cross the Sahara on foot to have me ring up there pack of gum when they're open

    • @thelivingliver6715
      @thelivingliver6715 4 роки тому +42

      generic student
      the only place you’re safe is in the employees only area.... just like real life.... this is why this game scares us retail workers

  • @Tay-rv7dc
    @Tay-rv7dc 4 роки тому +914

    "O god she a looking at me" How i feel at work everyday

    • @cartoonvlogz2374
      @cartoonvlogz2374 4 роки тому +12

      #:

    • @CharlieSheenIsFired
      @CharlieSheenIsFired 3 роки тому +24

      Yes.... Customers are like school teachers. I try to avoid eye contact because they’re more likely to pick me. I only give them eye contact at the end of the night when I want to hurry up and get them out the store.

    • @shaylane5013
      @shaylane5013 3 роки тому +7

      On god 😂

  • @sleepytheslumpsloth
    @sleepytheslumpsloth 4 роки тому +535

    3:22 "he got them Allstate hands" 😂😭

  • @8MoneyIzmyMission8
    @8MoneyIzmyMission8 4 роки тому +797

    As a guy who stocks shelves for a living, this is literally how customers act during the holidays or any kind of "emergency" situations.

    • @SilentAndy
      @SilentAndy 4 роки тому +4

      A bit unprofessional much?

    • @mesmericmichelle
      @mesmericmichelle 4 роки тому +29

      that's actually scary..😨

    • @marisawoods936
      @marisawoods936 4 роки тому +85

      @@SilentAndy you sound like a Karen lol

    • @jbyrd4532
      @jbyrd4532 4 роки тому +25

      Error Error jackass

    • @luise.8718
      @luise.8718 4 роки тому +24

      @@SilentAndy No need to be a jerk.

  • @JR-cm8gs
    @JR-cm8gs 4 роки тому +337

    "Somebody is going to hit me from the back. PAUSE" 😂😂🤣🤣

    • @phoenixcaii2905
      @phoenixcaii2905 4 роки тому +10

      🎶If you could "hit" it from the front, wait 'til you "hit" it from the back 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kingjayXIII
      @kingjayXIII 4 роки тому +4

      @@phoenixcaii2905 😂🤣😅

  • @Thewitchofwildlife
    @Thewitchofwildlife 4 роки тому +985

    The stereotypical way these characters talk though.
    This game is terrifying, in more ways than one. Love this Dash.

    • @donkeykong4983
      @donkeykong4983 4 роки тому +3

      Tiffany Doug lol yeah

    • @zblank5327
      @zblank5327 4 роки тому +3

      was just about to say this

    • @Skittlelover105
      @Skittlelover105 4 роки тому +6

      LOL I was looking for someone else to notice

    • @kayleighbyrne5191
      @kayleighbyrne5191 4 роки тому +37

      The "excuuussee meee" is horrifying

    • @darkx6869
      @darkx6869 4 роки тому +29

      Kayleigh Byrne the “pleeeaasse heeellp meehh” is weird asf lol

  • @dimmie5240
    @dimmie5240 4 роки тому +2648

    No one:
    Dashie in his intros: 🙅🏼‍♂️ 👅

  • @reaves8711
    @reaves8711 4 роки тому +1572

    I find it funny that they made a grocery store horror game and you know everybody and they momma going to the grocery store right now buying up the whole store because of this virus 😂😂😂

    • @TJrocks8
      @TJrocks8 4 роки тому +12

      For real though lol

    • @Junior-hq1ct
      @Junior-hq1ct 4 роки тому +4

      ReavesNotSoElite so true

    • @niokiajohnson4699
      @niokiajohnson4699 4 роки тому +4

      Ikr i just thought of THAT

    • @officialhector7231
      @officialhector7231 4 роки тому +7

      Dash I loved the gameplay.Please continue with this game

    • @Thollis1987
      @Thollis1987 4 роки тому +28

      Yes, all the hand sanitizer s, toilet paper, and disinfectant Lysols are gone. Plus, schools out for 2 weeks.

  • @princessbeexxxx
    @princessbeexxxx 4 роки тому +1923

    "My son has the flu"
    "U sure that's what he got?"
    These corona jokes.

    • @solkerr6779
      @solkerr6779 4 роки тому +23

      i think he said that because of how ugly she was

    • @clues1116
      @clues1116 4 роки тому +13

      maya summers He said that because the women was ugly

    • @Trash-jl3xm
      @Trash-jl3xm 4 роки тому +12

      No he said it because of the virus

    • @moneykidsaveage7443
      @moneykidsaveage7443 4 роки тому +4

      I dont know

    • @FonutYT
      @FonutYT 4 роки тому +8

      It's a legitimate question flu and corona have a lot of the sam symptoms

  • @kariwinder1784
    @kariwinder1784 4 роки тому +318

    16:30 “lil ugly ah baby” had me dead 💀

  • @eviltom17
    @eviltom17 4 роки тому +481

    The trick to beating this game: Grab all the boxes and put them in the aisle where they are supposed to go. Customers won't come into the store or start bothering you until you start stocking. Your shift also doesn't start until you start stocking either, so you won't have to worry about the time limit. After putting all the boxes in their respected aisle, then start stocking as fast as you can and avoid customers as much as possible. Since you already have all the boxes where they should belong, you wont have to worry about carrying the boxes around or waste time looking for them. After you get all the product stocked you'll win.

    • @llitsivan7585
      @llitsivan7585 4 роки тому +14

      Tomomatic yea I tried and I kept getting called by the stupid woman who “lost her child” more like purposely let the child go missing then when you cannot find the baby and give it to her she gets angry and calls the manager to get you fired on purpose

    • @deeleftem6734
      @deeleftem6734 3 роки тому +9

      @@llitsivan7585 I’m pretty sure u can hide in the employee room from them on here. That’s what I do at my real job😂

    • @Imbrokeyay
      @Imbrokeyay Рік тому

      They also come when you take forever to stack one aisle

    • @Imbrokeyay
      @Imbrokeyay Рік тому

      @@deeleftem6734 fr?

  • @ronaldcharan2705
    @ronaldcharan2705 4 роки тому +380

    "My name is the manager." Lol.

  • @js2003
    @js2003 4 роки тому +2259

    We know dashie surviving the virus cause he got snacky snacks for days😂

    • @jessymorel923
      @jessymorel923 4 роки тому +53

      That's why he been thick all this time LMFAOOOOO bro its simple

    • @chillmushroom6016
      @chillmushroom6016 4 роки тому +36

      Nah dashie would be hungry af and eat the whole food in hours

    • @OurLance
      @OurLance 4 роки тому +8

      Eating isn't gonna help for a long period of time

    • @AlexSmith-yk5sy
      @AlexSmith-yk5sy 4 роки тому +11

      Dre_ neo and lotion for baby girl 😂

    • @sadress887
      @sadress887 4 роки тому +2

      He got all the entertainment as well he can be indoors for weeks

  • @FriendlyCommoner
    @FriendlyCommoner 4 роки тому +77

    15:25 scared the hell out of me 🤦🏽‍♂️ almost broke my phone

  • @kariradio7667
    @kariradio7667 4 роки тому +789

    “I want to speak to the manager”
    Alright karen.

  • @justruinedyourday4864
    @justruinedyourday4864 4 роки тому +409

    Throw boxes at people to stun them and hide in the closet to escape customers.

  • @dingoa9595
    @dingoa9595 4 роки тому +87

    3:23
    "He got them Allstate hands"
    I dont know why but that killed me

  • @uvuvuevuevueenienteneieuvu2017
    @uvuvuevuevueenienteneieuvu2017 4 роки тому +55

    11:34 anyone else notice that the sign on top says d. i. e. for a second

  • @nomi4606
    @nomi4606 4 роки тому +176

    8:28 "MA'AM YOUR BABY'S HERE"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @untitled_entitlment1512
    @untitled_entitlment1512 4 роки тому +177

    ⚠️DACHIE! if a customer catches you, after you bring then to that isle run directly to the little closet with the brown door. That get's them off your back , and after you restock a shelf it also is a check point spot! 😁

    • @Scrubermensch
      @Scrubermensch 4 роки тому +2

      Up nah boi

    • @JoshDun6
      @JoshDun6 4 роки тому +1

      Hope he plays it again with this tip

  • @ultrainstinctgoku845
    @ultrainstinctgoku845 4 роки тому +1515

    Coronavirus: exists
    Toilet paper has left the chat

    • @blackmanta2527
      @blackmanta2527 4 роки тому +18

      If your from the UK this video is a relatable 😂.

    • @JXE15
      @JXE15 4 роки тому +5

      ULTRA INSTINCT GOKU 😂😂😂

    • @monsterszn
      @monsterszn 4 роки тому +2

      For do

    • @ConnorKrohnicles
      @ConnorKrohnicles 4 роки тому +11

      Chris M America too

    • @username1212b
      @username1212b 4 роки тому +18

      For real though. I live in MI. I went to Walmart, Dollar General, Dollar Tree, Save a Lot, and Walgreens! It's all out! Even paper towels! This shit is crazy 😂😂

  • @thatawesomethings
    @thatawesomethings 4 роки тому +162

    "They can't bother me while I'm stocking, right?"
    Yeah...about that.

  • @cuteherogirl15
    @cuteherogirl15 4 роки тому +189

    Real life retail simulator lol.
    But all jokes aside this game is anxiety inducing.

  • @Anti-heroine91
    @Anti-heroine91 4 роки тому +329

    Me: (Anxious self goes to work)
    Customer: *"Excuse Me!"*
    Me: "S-Stay away from me!"

    • @_dtez_8539
      @_dtez_8539 4 роки тому +3

      SunEater Diavolo and the little girl

    • @JesusIsLord105
      @JesusIsLord105 4 роки тому +18

      EXCUSE ME!!!! WHERE IS THE TOILET PAPER?

    • @mesmericmichelle
      @mesmericmichelle 4 роки тому +8

      EXCUSE ME!!!(you need to help me..)I LOST MY BABY!!! FIND HIM!!!👶

    • @Anti-heroine91
      @Anti-heroine91 4 роки тому +4

      @@JesusIsLord105 W-We're out of stock again! Go to another store!

    • @JesusIsLord105
      @JesusIsLord105 4 роки тому +3

      @@Anti-heroine91 I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!!!!

  • @hakumist559
    @hakumist559 4 роки тому +348

    Dashie is so stocked on snacks for years. "Milk, cookies, soda, and chips."

  • @RUDYRAGE
    @RUDYRAGE 4 роки тому +157

    "What you need, baby girl? Cosmetics?!"
    WHY?!?! LOL! I can't breathe!

  • @clemy248
    @clemy248 4 роки тому +30

    That was his hardest freestyle!🔥🔥

  • @everythingsolani
    @everythingsolani 4 роки тому +310

    I’m so glad that Dashie does something that he can stay home and do for his and our entertainment cause seeing him post during a time like this is comforting while we’re out of school and work. Thanks Dashie, I like this game a lot too

    • @pryncecarr3087
      @pryncecarr3087 4 роки тому +11

      @Swaggin Savage Get yo horny ass off this girls comment😂😂

    • @theviper7305
      @theviper7305 4 роки тому +6

      @Swaggin Savage SIMP

    • @ggdex5179
      @ggdex5179 4 роки тому +6

      @@pryncecarr3087 Dude deleted his comment💀

    • @jerk3554
      @jerk3554 4 роки тому +8

      @@ggdex5179 what did he said

    • @Darth_Rhidian
      @Darth_Rhidian 4 роки тому +7

      Geoffrey Victor-Hernandez I'm kinda curious too

  • @CnationMavs41
    @CnationMavs41 4 роки тому +164

    Customer: I need a lil bit of the bubbly
    Somewhere Chris Jericho is smiling watching this while drinking some bubbly

    • @cameronb7161
      @cameronb7161 4 роки тому +17

      Le Champion would be proud.

    • @redbigun
      @redbigun 4 роки тому +13

      "I want to see your manager, you stupid idiot!"

    • @redbigun
      @redbigun 4 роки тому +6

      Was that actually supposed to be a Jericho reference?

    • @CnationMavs41
      @CnationMavs41 4 роки тому +5

      @@cameronb7161 now he's gonna tell the developers to give him a thank you 😂

    • @Slick_Prinze
      @Slick_Prinze 4 роки тому +8

      YOU JUST MADE THE LIST!!!

  • @ohecdot
    @ohecdot 4 роки тому +59

    6:34 when you're chopping wood in minecraft

  • @curlyfriesjosh9916
    @curlyfriesjosh9916 4 роки тому +306

    Dashie is definitely safe from the corona. 1: Hes young 2: He got tons of snacks 3: He washes himself and keeps his body and hands clean all the time (Purell)

    • @teubert2
      @teubert2 4 роки тому +4

      He has licked his fingers in live streams though.

    • @Helloppl65
      @Helloppl65 4 роки тому +16

      @@teubert2 and?

    • @teubert2
      @teubert2 4 роки тому

      @Helloppl65 And the point of your comment is..?

    • @curlyfriesjosh9916
      @curlyfriesjosh9916 4 роки тому +17

      Yukiismaster he washes his hands so he’s good lol

    • @teubert2
      @teubert2 4 роки тому +4

      @AngelicWasp
      >Implying people can't touch things other people have touched and then lick their own fingers before they wash hands.

  • @somurtimemadness
    @somurtimemadness 4 роки тому +440

    this game is to prepare u for when everyone start buyin the whole store lol

    • @ChairmanTrip
      @ChairmanTrip 4 роки тому +10

      DASHIE NEEDS TO PLAY GMOD HORROR MAPS THIS IS TOO STRESSFULL

    • @Mo_Murda
      @Mo_Murda 4 роки тому +6

      It’s already to late toilet paper, hand sanitizers and water bottles are getting sold out

    • @JvstSmvg
      @JvstSmvg 4 роки тому +2

      They said there was a shortage on everything down in florida

    • @kourtneydenisee
      @kourtneydenisee 4 роки тому +5

      I work at walmart & this definitely does lol 😩

    • @joeg6478
      @joeg6478 4 роки тому +2

      this game & current news previewing how it gon be if sum sht _Really_ go down, the 'haves' quickly buy up errything leaving the 'have-nots' to fight over whatever left 😒

  • @AssembleAA
    @AssembleAA 4 роки тому +87

    Keep safe out there from the virus, guys. Stay healthy.

  • @hectort6370
    @hectort6370 3 роки тому +4

    10:25 what’s good xzibit 🤣🤣🤣

  • @cammitalbainshoku4253
    @cammitalbainshoku4253 4 роки тому +43

    First name: *THE*
    Last name: *MANAGER*

  • @BigDreuxGaming
    @BigDreuxGaming 4 роки тому +167

    My boy I hope you’re staying safe and washing your hands

  • @rashd_alarjani
    @rashd_alarjani 4 роки тому +35

    The freestyle at the beginning was fire🔥🔥🔥

  • @watchurbackk9240
    @watchurbackk9240 4 роки тому +35

    3:37 “I can’t say shi-“💀💀💀😂😂 CORONA!!!

  • @shenelljohnson74
    @shenelljohnson74 4 роки тому +25

    2:28 I thought dashie was going to make a part 2 trap mix tape lol

  • @agentwho1933
    @agentwho1933 4 роки тому +138

    “Yo they need to call child protective services..” 😂😂

  • @terry_ppowers6750
    @terry_ppowers6750 4 роки тому +9

    12:18 🤣🤣🤣 NnNyoOOooO! Dashie u too much my dude.

  • @Mainsteppageneral
    @Mainsteppageneral 4 роки тому +143

    I like how Dashie runs away from the customers to avoid helping them 😂😂😂

    • @lxsbianhoe
      @lxsbianhoe 3 роки тому +6

      You're really are suppose to kind 😂

  • @joanofarc6052
    @joanofarc6052 Рік тому +3

    DAMN this video came out right when quarantine started, dashie the game was just updated you should come back to it!!!

  • @Brown_suga24
    @Brown_suga24 4 роки тому +44

    Stuck inside my house due to the coronavirus so imma take this time to binge watch my boi all day 🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @dl1083
    @dl1083 4 роки тому +18

    "My grandson has the flu." "You sure that's what he got?"

  • @OROCHIforpresident
    @OROCHIforpresident 4 роки тому +5

    Best freestyle he ever did at the beginning of the vid ‼️

  • @wholelottaopium
    @wholelottaopium 4 роки тому +44

    15:51 the way dachie screamed had me dying 😂

  • @mindfuless674
    @mindfuless674 4 роки тому +9

    Me and Dashie (Charlie) used to work at a Publix in South Florida we where both baggers. 1998-1999

  • @DevanHorror_
    @DevanHorror_ 4 роки тому +95

    This game is becoming a reality lmao

    • @joeg6478
      @joeg6478 4 роки тому +18

      the scariest part is how true to life it is 💀

    • @sonozaki0000
      @sonozaki0000 4 роки тому +1

      It was always real. Anyone who has ever worked at a grocery store during a major holiday can tell you so LOL

    • @basedaudio1
      @basedaudio1 4 роки тому

      Excuse me

  • @nailynn7038
    @nailynn7038 4 роки тому +24

    “He got them Allstate hands”😭😩

  • @redfox4220
    @redfox4220 4 роки тому +19

    This game is basically how introverts feel in these types of jobs

  • @samuelbiddison1560
    @samuelbiddison1560 4 роки тому +210

    The scariest games are those that are reality, lol and I died at 11:35

    • @joeg6478
      @joeg6478 4 роки тому +13

      the fact they still be on him whenever he turn around kills me 😆

    • @officialopusound5622
      @officialopusound5622 4 роки тому +6

      The moment when the customer charged at Dashie while knocking shit over killed me😂😂😂😂

  • @delt0_chrib
    @delt0_chrib 4 роки тому +13

    Man be careful out there Dashie, we don't want to lose such an amazing person

  • @Alidonius6721
    @Alidonius6721 3 роки тому +2

    15:45 favorite part and the way Dashie screams.
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @savannahrush4021
    @savannahrush4021 Рік тому +2

    i want him to play this again, he wasn’t aware when they start to chase you, you’re supposed to go into the break room and then when they’re gone to go back out and do that everytime😭😭

  • @naseantaylor3330
    @naseantaylor3330 4 роки тому +39

    1:02 your welcome, you can thank me with a like.

  • @SATISFYPLANET
    @SATISFYPLANET 4 роки тому +4

    14:52 "Oh I see how it works, if you get three shits your shits" - Dashie 2020

  • @serenakhademi7986
    @serenakhademi7986 4 роки тому +89

    1: Hide in the staff only room from customers when they run at chu.
    2: AVOID THE BABY LADY!!!!!
    3: Put boxes next to their places before stocking them

  • @RickC13738
    @RickC13738 Рік тому +3

    10:45 RKO from out of nowhere

  • @pandemonium3551
    @pandemonium3551 4 роки тому +85

    Dashie’s rap hit harder then Corona🔥🚫🧢

    • @jazzi1455
      @jazzi1455 4 роки тому +1

      pandemonium more like that asteroid 😂

    • @jeianalottie
      @jeianalottie 4 роки тому +1

      pandemonium highly doubt that too

    • @Traxx...
      @Traxx... 4 роки тому

      More than any thing that hits hard even harder then the strongest

  • @Bioguy
    @Bioguy 4 роки тому +55

    Yo whoever produced these beats.....🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @z0mbiec0rpse
    @z0mbiec0rpse 2 роки тому +6

    As someone who works as a stocker at a store, I can confirm this game is based on a true story

  • @aydian8314
    @aydian8314 4 роки тому +3

    We need another episode- we all love this game. The art style is very odd which adds to the fear and the mechanic really makes the game interesting- especially since Dashie has some experience with working at a store so he can relate a bit.

  • @rolethedice4799
    @rolethedice4799 4 роки тому +6

    1:19 dam your eyes are red maybe your chosen the Friday the 13

  • @Jason-he1mr
    @Jason-he1mr 4 роки тому +28

    Damn this is funny as hell coming out now...

  • @frankie7510
    @frankie7510 4 роки тому +3

    First time seeing your videos and let me tell you. You are a whole mood my guy!

  • @civilsociety303
    @civilsociety303 4 роки тому +2

    I've rewatched this video so many times, it's so entertaining! Good video Dashie! 😄

  • @TheZelda360
    @TheZelda360 4 роки тому +82

    "Don't go to the alcohol Isle all the crazy people going to be over there" lol I'm guessing I'm crazy

  • @joeg6478
    @joeg6478 4 роки тому +30

    *"i know kung fu, kick you in the chest, clean up on aisle 2!"* 🔥🔥🔥
    - _even death proof Jason goin up in flames frm that Heat_ -

  • @Poloboi15
    @Poloboi15 4 роки тому +4

    I actually love when DashieGames plays these type games keeps me intrigued

  • @dekay1428
    @dekay1428 3 роки тому +3

    Man...It was 8 months ago when this video introduced me to Dashie for the first time, and I binge watched his entire Mario Maker 1 and 2 and since then he has made me smile even in these times

  • @grimscythe_7791
    @grimscythe_7791 4 роки тому +24

    THAT FREEEESTYLEEEEEEE WASSSSSS FIREEEEEEEE, MY HOUSEEEEE SOMEONE HELPPPPPP 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤣

  • @Krank2105
    @Krank2105 4 роки тому +51

    Get that toilet paper DACHIE (Before Tina takes it)

  • @amynilamontgomery5569
    @amynilamontgomery5569 4 роки тому +9

    Hey, I know how to beat the game, and extra things that can help you!
    1: Before you start stacking, put all the boxes in their Respective isles. It’ll be easier on you, and plus the customers don’t start coming in until you start stacking.
    Quick tip: The box for the home cleaning isle is on the outside aka in the open. Stack that one first, since you have more of a chance of getting interrupted by the customers when your there. And yes, customers can interrupt you while you stack.
    2:Use the rooms you can go into, aka the staff rooms, to escape the customers. It stuns them when you run into the room, and then they go away! Also, you can throw the boxes at the customers when they are chasing you to stun them for enough time to get away.
    Quick Tip: There’s a room that has a crack in the wall. Throw one of the boxes at it repeatedly, until the wall breaks. You’ll see what’s in there!!!
    3: When the music changes, it means that you are almost done. You’ll know that you are done when you don’t have anymore customers chasing after you, the music has stopped, and when you go up to the front of the store, the Manager is standing there.
    4: When you first enter the game, after talking to the manager,and putting the backpack stuff back away, and you talk to the guy who throws up, make sure to press ESC to view his notes!!

  • @xombitty
    @xombitty 4 роки тому +1

    ur shift starts when u start stocking , u can put all the boxes in their isle before u start so it can b easier also u can go into closets if someone’s about to ask u something but u don’t want to help them . u win the game by stocking everything before you shift ends

  • @antman9030
    @antman9030 4 роки тому +18

    That freestyle was mean, lean, and cleaaaaann mah boiii!!🧨🔥🔥

  • @ElijahW_
    @ElijahW_ 4 роки тому +42

    Coronavirus can’t get me if I stay in my house and watch Dashie so aye it’s a wrap

  • @FFXIII2Lightning
    @FFXIII2Lightning 4 роки тому +2

    I almost tossed my drink in the air with one of these jumpscares this ish is hilarious!! Thank you Dashie! Keep doin what you're doin ma boi!! 👏😂

  • @LG633TV
    @LG633TV 4 роки тому +5

    1:11 Dude you need like a frickin contract or some shit.

  • @theparadoxzone2396
    @theparadoxzone2396 4 роки тому +25

    Dashie. You should really consider reading the tutorials lmao

  • @noahp1124
    @noahp1124 4 роки тому +37

    Just wanna say I work at a grocery store and everything here is accurate af. Especially with current events and circumstances

  • @shrimpsauce
    @shrimpsauce 4 роки тому +3

    5:00 It's a "wrap". Get it😂

  • @noface181
    @noface181 3 роки тому +1

    9:38 for some reason im CRY LAUGHING at "sleekt, sklot, skloot" that just hit my funny bone

  • @sarah-ix5yf
    @sarah-ix5yf 4 роки тому +28

    shoutout to the homie dashie for making me laugh during these times, this is why I love him 🥺💕

  • @ias3122
    @ias3122 4 роки тому +75

    Why yo manager so fast like he used to run track

  • @L1L1C3
    @L1L1C3 2 роки тому +1

    i dont know who else notices, but im for one proud of dashie, look at his videos now (2021) and here, 1 year ago, my boii dashie done lost a lot of weight and i like i said, am proud of you dawg💯

  • @Kevinrobledo5555
    @Kevinrobledo5555 Рік тому +3

    You could throw boxes at them

  • @teezythetitan
    @teezythetitan 4 роки тому +5

    1:47 the face you make when you have diarrhea but you try your best to hold it

  • @naafimalik74
    @naafimalik74 4 роки тому +46

    Everyone in the world after hearing about Corona 👀

  • @dec3ptive_musician
    @dec3ptive_musician 3 роки тому +4

    0:51 - We jumping on this (pause)

  • @Wake_Up_Jacob
    @Wake_Up_Jacob Рік тому +2

    My sense of time has been completely destroyed. I remember Dashie playing this game vividly, but the video was uploaded on the day our world changed because of COVID

  • @imawalkingcxrpse
    @imawalkingcxrpse 4 роки тому +9

    8:28
    Dashie: I GOT YOUR BABY!!!!
    Me: *dying of laughter*

  • @ihategrapesoda
    @ihategrapesoda 4 роки тому +12

    This is my favorite representation of working retail that I’ve ever seen. It really do be like dis.

  • @quentinbernard285
    @quentinbernard285 4 роки тому +1

    Fire ass freestyle dashie had to come back after the Cypher that was fire asf , dash was the best tho ngl 💪🏾🔥

  • @MrThedwp
    @MrThedwp 4 роки тому +2

    Having worked in retail for several years I can confirm this game is a very accurate portrayal of how customers are and can def tell they're wrestling fans who made it as there was a couple of wrestling mentions

  • @thomas537
    @thomas537 4 роки тому +145

    Dashie: WE GON BE RUNNIN FROM THE CUSTOMERS LIKE THIS *runs* THEN WE GON DANCE ON THEY ASS LIKE *dances*
    Dash... we only ran.......... we never danced on they asses

  • @Mister_Cool
    @Mister_Cool 4 роки тому +78

    Man..someone made a coronavirus simulator.

  • @simplyjt9735
    @simplyjt9735 4 роки тому +1

    10:56 LOL Dashie actually looked sad because he was fired.

  • @brianmartinez1924
    @brianmartinez1924 4 роки тому +1

    That Freestyle tho omg, I really like this man videos