Because that's Mr. Schlatt's first name. Mama and Papa Schlatt wanted to give him an actual name but never bothered to go beyond the first initial just so Ted and Tucker could mess with the Chuckle Sandwich listeners. It's a multi-level mindfuck
Merry Christmas Melon! I've literally watched your videos every day since I discovered you 2 years ago. You are so entertaining and I've discovered a staggering amount of music from your vids. Keep doing your thing and ignore the haters! Happy New Year!
I'm glad you recognized that Chance the Rapper and Jeremih's "Merry Christmas Lil' Mama" is the best christmas mixtape of all time and a required listen every year.
This is just an Album Review in disguise. He wanted to talk about it, but his Album Reviews are too high profile. He doesn't wanna be associated with the crimes on September 8th, 2022.
@@V.F.D.DaleSalvador the first sentence being intelligently written had me thinking fantano fan, not that ending it with a vague criminal implication isn't something a fantano fan would do, but the very specific date at the end definitely had me thinking schlatt fan too. anyways, merry christmas bro
@outmywritemind1739 Who says a man can't enjoy Swans AND 9-11 jokes, lol? Also the date is the day Queen Elizabeth II died. Oh right, Merry Christmas to you too. I forgot that's today.
Ok, since this breached containment, I’ll say what the deal is with 1999. Shlatt was born that year, and at some point, it became a running gag in his chat/comments to imply he did some unspecified horrible thing that year.
The best Christmas song is The Darkness "Christmas Time (don't let the bells end)" It's a Christmas rock song by the British Band the darkness (That band that does that "I Believe in a thing called love" song) Has a great music video too
the fact he calls him "j" and not schlatt is insane
Because that's Mr. Schlatt's first name. Mama and Papa Schlatt wanted to give him an actual name but never bothered to go beyond the first initial just so Ted and Tucker could mess with the Chuckle Sandwich listeners. It's a multi-level mindfuck
@@andrewmazzarini2742the lore goes crazy
It's because Fantano is like a boomer who really really wants kids to think he's hip, but we all know he's not.
@@Shmuel420he's the hippest to ever hop. Slibidi toilet
@@Shmuel420it's not that deep buddy
Fantano mentioning Schlatt is all I wanted for Christmas
Content creators crossover omg
Guess you didn't want a lot
@@omverma_1791 I'm a simple guy
Does Fantano know the tragedies and horrors of what happened in 99?
What happened in '99?
We don’t talk about what happened in ‘99
@@destinie388099 truly was horrific
@@destinie3880 "how many times over do you want to violate the Geneva convention?" "Yes"
Unspeakably horrific
it's called "a very 1999 christmas" due to what schlatt did in '99
We don't talk about that
9/11
Did...did he create the Millenium Bug?
Was he born
Schlatt did some shady stuff in 99'. Some proper shady stuff
Jschlatt making a better album then Kanye West wasn’t on my 2024 bingo card
I don’t know if its more sad or fucking hilarious that this is true
Lazy comment
@@sydberetta4649 oh my bad, didn’t know I was required to make my comments interesting enough for you to read.
to be fair, schlanta didnt actually MAKE the songs
@FallingPenguinthey must be clever and deep enough for the great sydberetta4649
Anthony “Just doing this til I meet my financial goals” Fantano.
No way im seeing Schlatt in a fantano thumbnail 💀
Lol exactly
Calling Schlatt "J" is so cute, it's like your little pet name for him 🥰😊😇
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
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IMM BURNIGNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Hes been on the pet market ever since 1999
Woah it's flapjack from aoty
"schlantano" gave me everything i wanted for christmas
We appreciate you Austen even if Schlanttano doesn’t
Nathan got snubbed though
I feel like fantano is only making this list to cope with the fact that the Santa tracker is showing him over Australia instead of where he lived
the next sleep deprived video boutta hit
i cant believe we got the first 1999/10!
7:57 "i mean you've been calling Schlatt "J" so" LMFAO AUSTIN
Ah yes, B for "what happened to the peanut 🅱️utter schlatt?"
: Well, you said you weren't sure whether you were gonna use it - so I did.
kind of ignorant of fantano to feature "schlanta clause" on this tier list considering what he did to those families in '99
Deserves the Kanye treatment for his crimes against humanity
2:26 "if you actually give it a spin, you WILL come" very true
I never thought I would see j schlatt, jimmy fallon, and god damn xiu xiu in the same bracket but here we are
I love how Schlatt causes chaos everywhere he shows his face, even if it isn’t really him
the spirited away shirt is all i need to trust you and ive been a sub for 10 years
This video absolutely fucking devolved into Schlatt madness 😭😭😭
the j in jschlattt stands for Jhristmas
Merry Christmas Melon! I've literally watched your videos every day since I discovered you 2 years ago. You are so entertaining and I've discovered a staggering amount of music from your vids. Keep doing your thing and ignore the haters! Happy New Year!
1:49 video takes a dark turn
good to know jschlatt christmas songs can be a torture method
fantano wasn't affected by the tragedies of '99, how could you mention HIM so casually
Anthony Fantano acknowledging JSchlatt was not on my 2024 bingo card
"Schlitterbahn" being mentioned by Mr. Melon? A crossover I was not expecting 😮
Hopefully “Schlantano” will enjoy these memorable “Schlistmas” songs from the good old days of 1999
I'm glad you recognized that Chance the Rapper and Jeremih's "Merry Christmas Lil' Mama" is the best christmas mixtape of all time and a required listen every year.
"jingle bells all the way,
i got three hoes on my sleigh"
is a pretty fire line
I love how Austen is legit just having a heated argument with Anthony in-post at 7:50 lmao
I hope Fantano is simply having a wonderful Christmas time
Editor put all the production into that Cher bit. I appreciate it.
This is just an Album Review in disguise. He wanted to talk about it, but his Album Reviews are too high profile. He doesn't wanna be associated with the crimes on September 8th, 2022.
if i had a million dollars i could not confidently bet whether this is a jschlatt commentor or fantano commentor
@outmywritemind1739 hehehe I'm both.
@@V.F.D.DaleSalvador the first sentence being intelligently written had me thinking fantano fan, not that ending it with a vague criminal implication isn't something a fantano fan would do, but the very specific date at the end definitely had me thinking schlatt fan too. anyways, merry christmas bro
@outmywritemind1739 Who says a man can't enjoy Swans AND 9-11 jokes, lol? Also the date is the day Queen Elizabeth II died.
Oh right, Merry Christmas to you too. I forgot that's today.
Ok, since this breached containment, I’ll say what the deal is with 1999. Shlatt was born that year, and at some point, it became a running gag in his chat/comments to imply he did some unspecified horrible thing that year.
It’s not a running gag, schlatt was not born in 1999, he was born in 78, Jschlatt was born in 99
Gag?
@@T03_t0uch3rIt’s like kidnapping or murder (which may or may not have occurred during the events of 1999)
6:40 That was the fastest monkey paw curl I've seen in a while
Wasn't expecting the Costco Guys to break into the upper alphabet.
"shcoolgle" feature on the list??? 😳😳😳
This is the closest we've gotten to a thatistheplan video in a long while. Merry Crimbles, Santhony Claustano
The best Christmas song is The Darkness "Christmas Time (don't let the bells end)" It's a Christmas rock song by the British Band the darkness (That band that does that "I Believe in a thing called love" song) Has a great music video too
The crossover we didn't know we needed
i like how Jschlatt is just everywhere in the tier list
This video feels like a cry for help
he was a victim of the incident
Truly jolly, for some “people” to celebrate the Christmas spirit.
Last Christmas will forever be the only good Christmas song
he even stuck with not calling "sharp remnants of broken ornaments" "schlatt" :)
greetings melon
this is the kind of insane i sign up for thank you, now detain frosty the snowman and while ur at it feds detain the big man himself in red
Merry Christmas Austen, hope Santa brings you a union 💪
good list anthony
Excited for this video! I hope JSchlatt is in it, loved his christmas album!
This is what ive been waiting for!!!
Love your Spirited Away sweater!!!
I know hes from a different time but i really didnt expect anthony to have such strong opinions on the song "white christmas"...
frosty the snowman going im going
I don’t see no one
Merry Christmas Santhony Claustano
Merry Christmas lil mama
Best christmas album ever fight me
I just want someone to recognize “Just Like Christmas” by Low as a sleeper classic. The best Christmas music from ‘99 hands down.
This is Fantano's best work so far
Schlatt has referenced fantano before and now fantano has referenced Schlatt. The cycle is complete
"Schlistmas" being on here really brightened my mood!😊
Tor Lundvall "Yule" is the album for me, and also that "Christmas Sucks" song by Peter Murphy and Tom Waits
That Schlatt album is very 20th-Century coded.
Fantano really be making videos like it’s april fools every other day
Wow Fantano! I didn't know u would put Tom McDonald at S Tier, truly unprecedented!
I was waiting to act jokingly pissed off by the absence of Wheatus' "Christmas Dirtbag.
lel
I love when melon has no imagination and takes everything at face ❤️
I’m dreaming of a Melon Christmas
It's not a real tier list without "Jesus Christ Eatin' on a Chicken Wing"
curious to hear ur take on hakushi hasegawa’s new cover of “wonderful christmastime”
Merry Crimus Dantano
this was a very good video from start to finish
Dude watched it on 1000x speed
I love how is this video was just an ad for schlatts Christmas album 😂
Love this video
how dare UA-cam not tell me about this for 6 minutes
" you will . . Come "
what a crossover jschaltt and fantano, it really is christmas
holy shit schlatt review
6:43 JAEMIN MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥🔥 STAN NCT 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
My favorite Christmas song this season has definitely been Must Be Santa Claus by Bob Dylan
Jingle Bales intro by Gucci Mane is an S tier xmas track. Hope that makes one of these lists one day.
Papa Noel by Brenda Lee, the B side to Rocking around the Xmas tree
A Cal Chuchesta Christmas album would be absolutely perfect you know Melon.
Final rating: Schlatt / Drunk Driving, screw you Jambo
Big Guy
Im not watching until tomorrows on the off chance you included Last Xmas. I am so surviving Whammageddon this year!!!
fantano is schlimply having a wonderful christmas time
"It's Christmassss tiiiiime, it's once a year!"
Did fantano watch a tribute to minecraft or is he just yappin
All I want for Christmas is a King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard holiday album (titled “Blizzard”)
Oh boy can’t wait for sleep deprived to make a 30 minute video making the same joke about this ranking
hoping the fact that melon’s covering so much of schlatt’s album means that he’s one of the few last chuckle sandwich guests 😭
The Tom McDonald jumpscare.
Ngl Austin snapped on this one with the quips
Fantano giving Schlatt’s album a red flannel because he didn’t use the funny mic was uncalled for
I need my hatred of Wonderful Christmastime reciprocated
Paul McCartney-A wonderful Christmas time😀
That synth line🙂↕️🙂↔️😌
Calling Jschlatt J is awesome
Schlatt was born in 1999, that's why its called "A Very 1999 Christmas" Anthony Fandango
I need Melon to give his opinion on Schlatts version of "My Way".