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  • Опубліковано 11 вер 2024
  • Whose Line Is It Anyway on Comedy Central, DStv Ch122

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  • @danielbuege1
    @danielbuege1 2 роки тому +677

    That "see it while it's still standing" comment hits a little too close to home right now

  • @gvendurst
    @gvendurst 2 роки тому +254

    "You haven't heard the last of me!"
    Famous last words

    • @nicholascrow8133
      @nicholascrow8133 2 роки тому +5

      "They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance"

  • @pic18f452
    @pic18f452 2 роки тому +196

    "Yeah that outfit does make you look fat" --- Famous last words

  • @danielwalker26
    @danielwalker26 2 роки тому +519

    Lincoln assassination jokes are always funny because everyone jokes that it is always too soon.

    • @nicholascrow8133
      @nicholascrow8133 2 роки тому +1

      Still better than "I would like you to meet Stephen Hawkin"

    • @ryancoulter4797
      @ryancoulter4797 2 роки тому +5

      But how was the play?!

    • @Merennulli
      @Merennulli 2 роки тому +9

      @@ryancoulter4797 It was to die for.
      Ironically, he'd allegedly already seen the play before and didn't want to see it again, so maybe it wasn't that good. (I'm getting that claim from "A Short Life of Abraham Lincoln" by Ralph Shirley, though I have serious doubts about the accuracy of the source.)

    • @crnkmnky
      @crnkmnky 2 роки тому +1

      @@Merennulli “Our American Cousin” sounds like a bad Oscar Wilde knockoff…

    • @matthewgigs3456
      @matthewgigs3456 2 роки тому +3

      I didn't get the joke till I saw your comment, completely forgot his wife's name...

  • @smc1942
    @smc1942 2 роки тому +47

    Famous last words...
    "Don't worry, boys, most of them can't fight anyway."
    George Armstrong Custer.

  • @markdunham9634
    @markdunham9634 2 роки тому +189

    I replayed that Lincoln joke way too many times. That was hilarious.

    • @Tahoi5678
      @Tahoi5678 2 роки тому +4

      So you're the reason why its most replayed!

    • @alfredfreedomjones5105
      @alfredfreedomjones5105 2 роки тому +1

      Why do people find the murder of Lincoln & Kennedy hilarious 😭

    • @markdunham9634
      @markdunham9634 2 роки тому +2

      @@alfredfreedomjones5105 It’s the slow realization that you do each time the joke is done that makes the joke hilarious. As you can tell, that assassination - even 157 years later - still stings the heart of any real American.

    • @markdunham9634
      @markdunham9634 2 роки тому

      @@Tahoi5678 You’re damn right.

    • @timothypeterson4781
      @timothypeterson4781 Рік тому

      It was good, the "too soon" part made it about 3 times better.

  • @fezzik7619
    @fezzik7619 2 роки тому +70

    Famous last words: “Eh. It should hold.”

  • @ashleighmodglin
    @ashleighmodglin 2 роки тому +43

    How has chip somehow gotten MORE handsome with age

  • @MrMusicmicky
    @MrMusicmicky 2 роки тому +99

    I'm from Florida and I can say Wayne is accurate.

    • @PHSDM104
      @PHSDM104 2 роки тому +10

      He did grow up in Central Florida, so he ought to know what it's like down here.

    • @SimonASNG
      @SimonASNG 2 роки тому +2

      But they don't announce their state, they are more likely to say, "Hold my beer" or "watch this!"

    • @Headpfones
      @Headpfones Рік тому +1

      What in the world goes on in that place ? 😳

  • @Buggy-su4oy
    @Buggy-su4oy 2 роки тому +15

    "Watch me pull this grenade pin out with my teeth!"
    Famous Last Words.

    • @mikearchibald744
      @mikearchibald744 2 роки тому

      No, second last words, "watch me put this pin into this grenade with my tongue"

  • @aaronpincus6095
    @aaronpincus6095 2 роки тому +5

    Famous last words "You gotta be fu$king kidding me"

  • @doloreslehmann8628
    @doloreslehmann8628 2 роки тому +61

    Famous last words of the sports teacher: "All spears over here!"

  • @christophercole8114
    @christophercole8114 2 роки тому +33

    Why is it that Chip with a beard looks a lot like Jim Carey?

    • @CalTek
      @CalTek 2 роки тому +1

      agree....I had to do a double take to make sure not him

    • @gundag453
      @gundag453 2 роки тому

      He played a one-shot villain on 'Lois and Clark' back in the day and I remember thinking he was putting in a poor man's Jim Carrey performance.

    • @legionaireb
      @legionaireb 5 місяців тому

      I got Jake Gyllenhaal.

  • @Clasteau
    @Clasteau 2 роки тому +7

    I was also expecting * Honks horn, raises eyebrows*.

  • @TheNintendoFreak04
    @TheNintendoFreak04 2 роки тому +43

    I love that no matter how much time passes, ppl get playfully up in arms about assassinated Lincoln jokes

    • @furionmax7824
      @furionmax7824 2 роки тому +1

      Oh.you should've seen it when they made a Hitler joke.
      We can make jokes about murder and abortion but not f**king Hitler. -Drew Carey

    • @markdunham9634
      @markdunham9634 2 роки тому

      @@furionmax7824 Murder, abortion and the Native Americans…

  • @alexriddles492
    @alexriddles492 2 роки тому +6

    Missouri Loves Company.

  • @trevorstockwell8290
    @trevorstockwell8290 2 роки тому +4

    Ryan and Collin always funny

  • @pacificostudios
    @pacificostudios 2 роки тому +27

    People in Africa probably don't realize that "Florida Man" is the butt of many jokes in the USA.

  • @matthewthomas4301
    @matthewthomas4301 2 роки тому +18

    Pickup lines at the circus: check out my shoe size 😉

    • @thachad098
      @thachad098 2 роки тому +2

      I was wondering how Ryan missed that

  • @rainman7992
    @rainman7992 2 роки тому +5

    after conjoining " Hey Baby, you know what they say, two heads are better than one "

  • @MsWatermonkey
    @MsWatermonkey 2 роки тому +9

    Famous last words: "YOLO"

  • @trixieelle4511
    @trixieelle4511 2 роки тому +4

    Famous last words : "Do you have any last words ?"

  • @SpeedyEric1
    @SpeedyEric1 2 роки тому +16

    Famous last words: "I am not dying. It's fake news."

  • @-belue-6697
    @-belue-6697 2 роки тому +2

    0:19...Wayne, she said UNLIKELY! 😬🤣😬

  • @Taverens_Pull
    @Taverens_Pull 2 роки тому +3

    Famous last words
    "Yeah, I'll have a #3, extra hot sauce and a fries supreme also extra hot sauce. And what the hell? A spicy cheese double beef burrito on the side and yeah I want that with extra hot sauce too."

  • @crimsonknight7011
    @crimsonknight7011 2 роки тому +3

    The Joker “If you have to explain a joke, then there is no joke!”

  • @palmer9115
    @palmer9115 2 роки тому +14

    Famous last words: “what are you gonna do…..shoot me?”

    • @mikearchibald744
      @mikearchibald744 2 роки тому +2

      :"you couldn't hit the broad side of my ass"

  • @thekillerkellyn899
    @thekillerkellyn899 2 роки тому +56

    I miss this show 😂🤣

    • @rufusmcmunchly
      @rufusmcmunchly 2 роки тому +6

      you know they're still airing new episodes, right?

    • @motodog242
      @motodog242 2 роки тому +6

      ??? It's a show that still airs new episodes on The CW, unless you're saying you miss the Clive or Drew eras, which I agree, I miss them too.

    • @willjohnboy
      @willjohnboy 2 роки тому +1

      @@motodog242 the eras i miss yes, the hosts not so much.

  • @415423591
    @415423591 2 роки тому +48

    Love this host. So relaxed and fun.

  • @Airestotle09
    @Airestotle09 2 роки тому +35

    Its sad to see that Ryan and Colin are no longer the most handsome members on the show

  • @lunarumbreon7699
    @lunarumbreon7699 2 роки тому +2

    “You know what Jackie, I think we should take the top down, it’s a nice day”

  • @archvermin
    @archvermin 2 роки тому +4

    Whoa Chip looks damn suave now with the beard

    • @drinkinslim
      @drinkinslim 2 роки тому +4

      For a moment there, I thought it was Jim Carey!

  • @michaelhughes9553
    @michaelhughes9553 2 роки тому +16

    So now apparently I follow Comedy Central Africa. Well played Africa…

  • @LordClydeofOMAR
    @LordClydeofOMAR 2 роки тому +32

    I cannot believe this show is still going.

    • @markdunham9634
      @markdunham9634 2 роки тому

      Considering how serious things are…Thank God this show is still going. I rewatch the reruns all the time.

    • @LordClydeofOMAR
      @LordClydeofOMAR 2 роки тому

      @@markdunham9634 I remember watching reruns of the original British version (The ones with Clive Anderson) on Comedy Central in the late 90s. There were some episodes shown from before Colin and Ryan were even on the show.

    • @robertcolontonio7775
      @robertcolontonio7775 Рік тому

      Unfortunately I read that this is its last season and is cancelled. Damn shame.

    • @eidorian101
      @eidorian101 Рік тому

      @@robertcolontonio7775 It's not.

    • @robertcolontonio7775
      @robertcolontonio7775 Рік тому

      @@eidorian101 It is not technically cancelled but Colin has said that if it is renewed it would be without all the people who are working on it now.

  • @vale.antoni
    @vale.antoni 2 роки тому +2

    No, Timmy! Don't press that red...

  • @bluebear1985
    @bluebear1985 9 місяців тому +1

    0:56 Nice job on Chip for throwing a little shade at Wayne. For those who don't know, Wayne has been the host of the American game show "Let's Make a Deal" since 2009.

  • @SM-yy2vg
    @SM-yy2vg 2 роки тому +1

    The last one. 😂

  • @buggyroberson9922
    @buggyroberson9922 2 роки тому +6

    Unlikely State Slogans: "Welcome to Hawaii-Hope you like driving in lava."

    • @smc1942
      @smc1942 2 роки тому

      Wyoming...
      "Wide open spaces since 1890!"

  • @Imsexysryurnot
    @Imsexysryurnot 2 роки тому +1

    "Not in the face!"
    Famous last words

  • @ianh1504
    @ianh1504 2 роки тому +26

    "Leave your guns at the door (you can buy better ones once youre inside)"

  • @jamesdenton3438
    @jamesdenton3438 2 роки тому +6

    Thank you Colin!

  • @bramusa
    @bramusa 2 роки тому +17

    Let’s be honest… ‘stay out’ isn’t too unlikely nowadays…

    • @turdFerguson565
      @turdFerguson565 2 роки тому +2

      To be Frank, none of those would be inaccurate

    • @kissit012
      @kissit012 2 роки тому +1

      It’s more of a safety issue than a prejudiced one now. Save yourselves

    • @mikearchibald744
      @mikearchibald744 2 роки тому

      After 911 is when it really started. Educated scientists talked about being harassed at airports just for going to conferences.

  • @nicholasrv8834
    @nicholasrv8834 2 роки тому +24

    great show. Wish it would come back.

    • @kevin2400
      @kevin2400 2 роки тому +5

      It’s coming back this fall

    • @motodog242
      @motodog242 2 роки тому +5

      ??? It's been still around for like the past 8 years now.

  • @lcolsen22
    @lcolsen22 2 роки тому +5

    Who else didn't realize that was Chip until halfway through?

    • @DezMarivette
      @DezMarivette 2 роки тому +2

      I’ve been scrolling through the comments to find out who the Handsome Beard was - and it’s CHIP? Myyyy he did age like fine win 😆✨

  • @maggie2u135
    @maggie2u135 2 роки тому +1

    Famous last words....'It doesn't take a rocket scientist.'

  • @beingheardmedia6339
    @beingheardmedia6339 2 роки тому +4

    Wayne Brady looked like he felt some kind of way about that Lincoln joke. I don't know why. Suck it up, Brady!! Our people got what we needed from him. It's all good 😄

    • @lunarumbreon7699
      @lunarumbreon7699 2 роки тому +1

      I’m sure it would have been better if he could have lead reconstruction but yeah

  • @eleanorrarity6498
    @eleanorrarity6498 2 роки тому +3

    Love this show - didn’t realise the new host played Dr Lewis on Criminals Minds (another show I love) 😄

  • @funnyblog100
    @funnyblog100 Рік тому +1

    1:40 As someone with a history degree that's fucking hilarious!

  • @Swampsong117
    @Swampsong117 2 роки тому +9

    “Come to America, you won’t get shot”

  • @larsg.2492
    @larsg.2492 2 роки тому +9

    Was hoping to see some African comedians on Comedy Central Africa

    • @415423591
      @415423591 2 роки тому +1

      Instead, you just get Canadians - a poor man's American.

    • @drwatsonca6945
      @drwatsonca6945 2 роки тому

      Lol poor man's America so had any mass shootings today. I am free and you kiss the ass of the orange one

    • @scionofdorn9101
      @scionofdorn9101 2 роки тому +1

      @@415423591 The United States, Canada's underpants.

  • @alexlandherr
    @alexlandherr Рік тому +1

    Unlikely tourism slogans for America:
    “There’s still room in Montana!”

  • @JustinCoasters
    @JustinCoasters 2 роки тому

    1. Everything Must Go
    2. Hi Courtney Love, I'm Kurt Cobain
    3. You make both of my heads spin

  • @natekrieger5741
    @natekrieger5741 2 роки тому +1

    Luv Chip’s Beard!!!!!!!

  • @aeyb701
    @aeyb701 2 роки тому +1

    Just a little thunder storm. Let’s play through.

  • @PMunkS
    @PMunkS 2 роки тому +1

    I've got one... ♫ "Oh shake, shake, shake... shake, shake, shake... shake your booty... in Djibouti" ♫

  • @Hobbes1025
    @Hobbes1025 9 місяців тому +1

    According Aisha's shirt, am I supposed to KISS where it says?

  • @nctpti2073
    @nctpti2073 2 роки тому +8

    "Make America Great Again!" ... what, too soon? Lol...

  • @Emophiliac2
    @Emophiliac2 2 роки тому +7

    Pickup lines at the circus - Wanna get your freak on?

  • @rickmills4801
    @rickmills4801 2 роки тому

    "Those are friendlies on our six!"

  • @Liwet.
    @Liwet. 2 роки тому +1

    There's no way this is loaded. -Famous last words

  • @daledouglass9433
    @daledouglass9433 2 роки тому +15

    Mary and Abe lincoln. Mary was his wife

  • @gunkanjima3408
    @gunkanjima3408 2 роки тому +2

    Shout out to Chip coming back

  • @legionaireb
    @legionaireb 5 місяців тому

    1:42
    Me: TOO SOON!!!
    1:51
    Incidentally, Bearded Chip looks like Jake Gyllenhaal.

  • @jakegiddings1495
    @jakegiddings1495 21 день тому

    Famous last words. Mr President a Miss Lewinsky is here to see you.

  • @scottydog1313
    @scottydog1313 2 роки тому +4

    I didnt recognize Charlie Esten at all with the beard.

    • @dodgeplow
      @dodgeplow 2 роки тому +3

      Reminds me of Jim Carey

  • @ThisisFit
    @ThisisFit 2 роки тому +3

    Forgot how much I loved this!

  • @d.allymusic
    @d.allymusic 2 роки тому +1

    Is this show still on? I gotta look this up bc I loved this show way back when

  • @christiandelorde5887
    @christiandelorde5887 2 роки тому +7

    Still like seeing these old skits.

    • @briwanderz
      @briwanderz 2 роки тому +1

      "old skits" ?? I believe these are from the last couple years.. Wayne Brady didn't wear glasses last time I watched on cw a couple years ago, I don't think.

  • @GODZILLA2915
    @GODZILLA2915 2 роки тому +6

    If I was asked a slogan for US tourism.
    “Come for our natural landscapes and ..... uhhh.

    • @Tyrunner0097
      @Tyrunner0097 2 роки тому

      "Watch human progress go backwards in real time!"

    • @drinkinslim
      @drinkinslim 2 роки тому +2

      @@Tyrunner0097 Ha, that would work for both sides of the political spectrum 😂

    • @mikearchibald744
      @mikearchibald744 2 роки тому

      "Come for our slogans"

  • @disableddragonborn
    @disableddragonborn 2 роки тому +1

    Both of those slogans are way too real.

  • @thepoormansguidetothegalax3981
    @thepoormansguidetothegalax3981 2 роки тому +10

    Is that Chip?

  • @dimitrisionas9566
    @dimitrisionas9566 2 роки тому +2

    Great segment, had me rolling with laughter!

  • @linrepboras
    @linrepboras 3 місяці тому

    "Why not come here while it's still a democracy? But 2024 election is closin in.."

  • @rainmakerii2610
    @rainmakerii2610 2 роки тому

    Famous last words:
    " Of course it's a prop gun"
    AKA- A baldwin

  • @slobodanreka1088
    @slobodanreka1088 2 роки тому +1

    ):34 I guess Colin was indicating a statue of Washington, or Lincoln, or Jefferson, or...

  • @tsrgoinc
    @tsrgoinc 2 роки тому +1

    Unlikely tourist slogans for America, hmm 🤔 What like the penultimate line of the star spangled banner, as thats a lie? One thing for sure is home of the free you ain’t!

  • @theemmjay5130
    @theemmjay5130 Рік тому +1

    Circus pickup line: "Your tent or mine?"

  • @joeiijames
    @joeiijames 2 роки тому +1

    Damn how is chip still fine AF

  • @SuperZippyzippy
    @SuperZippyzippy 2 роки тому +4

    Stay out is not unlikely

  • @buggyroberson9922
    @buggyroberson9922 2 роки тому

    Famous Last Words: "No I promise the gun isn't loaded-Here I will prove it to you!"

  • @351cleavland
    @351cleavland 2 роки тому +21

    The whole Lincoln event still stings.

  • @highstimulation2497
    @highstimulation2497 2 роки тому +12

    where your gun is treated like a person and women aren't.

  • @cliffj33
    @cliffj33 2 роки тому +1

    want to go to the 15th century ... come to america

  • @ScottyHunter
    @ScottyHunter 2 роки тому +1

    Why advertise "Unlikely tourism slogans for America" in the title when they only did two... when "Famous Last Words" made up more than half of the video???

  • @1977minicooper1380
    @1977minicooper1380 2 роки тому

    1:00 I don't understand Ryan's golf swing joke. Can someone help???

  • @Sillybillyilly
    @Sillybillyilly 2 роки тому

    Wow I still have the hots for Ryan and Colin

  • @falandoatoa
    @falandoatoa 2 роки тому +10

    How everybody looks so old, except for Ryan and Colin? 😂😂😂

  • @mitchellmckayofmitcharbyst4667
    @mitchellmckayofmitcharbyst4667 7 місяців тому +1

    Pickup lines at the circus:
    Me: a
    You really remind me of Pomni from the amazing digital circus

  • @ipraytovodka
    @ipraytovodka 2 роки тому +6

    im surprised the "check this out" line wasnt immediately followed by "pshh thats nothing - watch me!"

  • @USSResolute
    @USSResolute 9 місяців тому

    I'm glad that Comedy Central Africa is here to make us laugh in tumultuous times.

  • @killerboba
    @killerboba 2 роки тому +6

    Visit the U. S. Leaving will make you the happyest person alive

    • @killSeal
      @killSeal 2 роки тому

      Me: I'm going to Disneyland!
      Someone from the U.S.: Don't you mean Disneyworld?
      Me: I know what I said.
      Someone from the U.S.: You're so lucky.

  • @Crimson_Sun2486
    @Crimson_Sun2486 10 місяців тому +1

    Pickup lines at the circus:
    "Wanna know what the elephant and I have in common? Let's just say my car's not the only thing that's bigger on the inside~"

  • @matthewgigs3456
    @matthewgigs3456 2 роки тому +3

    50 states, 51 regrets (slogan)
    Why dose that plane say gay? (Last words)

  • @Fuzcapp
    @Fuzcapp 10 місяців тому

    "Ooo! Look Jacqui! Over there on the grassy knoll !!"

  • @thestevenofsuburbia8431
    @thestevenofsuburbia8431 2 роки тому +1

    1:42 Fun fact: Abraham Lincoln’s assassination was on April 14th, 1865. This video was released on April 14th, 2022.

  • @KefoAtleta
    @KefoAtleta 2 роки тому

    I dont get that one at 1:01

  • @psps2034
    @psps2034 2 роки тому +40

    This show demonstrates that you can still be clever+funny without having to insult someone's physical appearance or make a joke at the expense of a disability, health problem, racial sterotype or gender stereotype .

    • @Erlewyn
      @Erlewyn 2 роки тому +8

      Have you seen the part about the bearded lady ?

    • @psps2034
      @psps2034 2 роки тому

      @@Erlewyn Yeh, although I was making a general point, sorry. This is a different type of humour to "lets make a 5 minute punchline on a celebrity's physical appearance" Although, the bearded lady voluntary makes herself a spectacle. The whole point was for her beard to be a talking point for a paid circus event. That's not the same as a comedian teasing someone's face when the person question is an actor/singer. They didnt ask for their face to be a talking point.

    • @motodog242
      @motodog242 2 роки тому +2

      Except they also do that... so, yea. You may want to watch some of the Drew Carrey era Whose Line, it makes all those jokes. Shit, there's a clip where Aisha asks why Tarzan was played by a white guy over a black guy in the live action show from the 60's, with Ryan answering they needed a swimmer, dipping into the racial stereotype of blacks not being great swimmers while also saying that Tarzan was played by an Olympic swimmer.
      They've straight up made fun of celebrities just by their looks, lol.

    • @zachesherman
      @zachesherman 2 роки тому +3

      Except if you’re from Florida

    • @lars2776
      @lars2776 2 роки тому +3

      I feel like the knifey wifey comment also falls under the gender stereotype category

  • @arightscepter
    @arightscepter 2 роки тому +1

    Unlikely tourism slogan? "Idaho Once"

  • @vielbrz
    @vielbrz 2 роки тому

    i didnt get the "tim" one..

  • @andrewhunt1328
    @andrewhunt1328 2 роки тому +1

    Tim-...

    • @Mrraugut
      @Mrraugut 2 роки тому

      I didn't get that joke