Scrubs 'Senile Old Racist'

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  • Опубліковано 13 лип 2007
  • A clip from 'My Missed Perception' (s05e06) in which J.D. discusses which people one of his patients hates.
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  • @serahwa
    @serahwa 4 роки тому +290

    The irony of JD saying "because they are stealing all of our jobs " while he is from stealing Perry's

  • @whattheholf91
    @whattheholf91 15 років тому +239

    "Sorry, thought you were dozing."
    is one of the best lines ever.

    • @bellerain381
      @bellerain381 Рік тому

      😅😅 I crack up every time I hear this line!!

  • @haydendraycott7897
    @haydendraycott7897 7 років тому +625

    It was the dude who was to the right of Keith who came in last.

  • @paddyss1
    @paddyss1 11 років тому +485

    I love it how JD always repeats his sentences, he always repeats his sentences.

    • @khaelstorm2552
      @khaelstorm2552 4 роки тому +22

      He really does, he really does...

    • @arcticharecommand
      @arcticharecommand 3 роки тому +16

      I gonna go get the papers, get the papers

    • @yt-sh
      @yt-sh 3 роки тому +11

      Too much talking, too much talking, too much talking, too much talking, too much talking, too much talking, too MUCH talking.

    • @soreneddie9301
      @soreneddie9301 2 роки тому

      you probably dont give a damn but does anyone know a way to log back into an Instagram account?
      I was stupid forgot my password. I would appreciate any tips you can offer me!

    • @phillipjaxton2998
      @phillipjaxton2998 2 роки тому

      @Soren Eddie instablaster :)

  • @Rensune
    @Rensune 7 років тому +1121

    If he did that to my muffin basket he would be lucky he's in a hospital

    • @sumeilumei7286
      @sumeilumei7286 6 років тому +21

      You wouldn't do shit. Cause you'd be a lowly nurse, and he's a more important member of the staff: A Doctor.
      Cause if you did do something you'd get tossed out of the hospital on yer ass without a job.

    • @RikXtreme4
      @RikXtreme4 6 років тому +70

      busting jokes and getting a serious response.. lovely..

    • @sirjester2008
      @sirjester2008 5 років тому +12

      Sumei Lumei have you seen this show?

    • @macdee6040
      @macdee6040 5 років тому +7

      Rensune no you wouldn't, you are what we call a keyboard warrior. You just say it because you want people to think you're bada$$, but when the opportunity comes, 100% you would just stand there and do nothing.

    • @JaimeNyx15
      @JaimeNyx15 5 років тому +13

      @Rensune Yeah... You’d think JD would have the fear of Shirley in him. Or at least Carla. She could kick his skinny white ass into the stratosphere.

  • @matsh5633
    @matsh5633 5 років тому +306

    Cox actually talks just as much as J.D if not more.

    • @seangannon6005
      @seangannon6005 4 роки тому +22

      Cut from the same cloth. Their life cycle starts as a jd intern then matures into a Cox which eventually becomes a Kelso chief of medicine.

    • @serengede
      @serengede 4 роки тому +21

      That's the point. Cox likes to be contradictory sometimes. He did the same thing to Elliot, going on a rant when she came to him with a problem in the second season. He could have helped her in the time it took to go on that rant about why he doesn't want to help her, but that's what made it delicious.

    • @namekman01
      @namekman01 4 роки тому +5

      the difference cox talks at you, not to you

    • @kaicreech7336
      @kaicreech7336 4 роки тому +3

      I figure Cox meant JD was spending to much time talking to him.

    • @rachelfox8108
      @rachelfox8108 3 роки тому +3

      Yes, but Cox has rank and seniority.

  • @Ninjujitsu
    @Ninjujitsu 11 років тому +122

    Love how he delivers the line like a posh butler.

  • @amarjit758
    @amarjit758 13 років тому +62

    i love how he repeats "stealing all of our jobs" in that slow tone

  • @makapaci
    @makapaci 14 років тому +108

    "The last one that touch my b- nah, that's probably illegal." Epic xD

    • @holierthanu1
      @holierthanu1 3 роки тому +3

      JD knew how to avoid getting cancelled

  • @KesserCFC4eva
    @KesserCFC4eva 13 років тому +90

    "Seeing as 'I' admitted her"
    "and "OYE" treated her last night..."
    hahahaha XD

  • @Wildrage101
    @Wildrage101 14 років тому +26

    I love the way JD says 'Immigrants, mr. Bersic, you hate all immigrants'

  • @Sony5689
    @Sony5689 7 років тому +193

    Blueberrycrancarrotzucchini poppyseedchocolatechip

  • @sdgdhpmbp
    @sdgdhpmbp 7 років тому +23

    Feels like such a typical opener for Scrubs. I love this show.

  • @38dedo
    @38dedo 13 років тому +35

    They took our joooooobs!
    Took our jeeerrbbss!

    • @TheKlink
      @TheKlink 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/ZK5yM0YLdbw/v-deo.html

  • @PhoenixAngel429
    @PhoenixAngel429 6 років тому +123

    XD, "Who do I hate again?"

    • @flashback0180
      @flashback0180 6 років тому +3

      PhoenixAngel429
      Americans

    • @macman975
      @macman975 3 роки тому +2

      Sounds like Christmas at my mother in laws.

    • @sethsholtis5297
      @sethsholtis5297 3 роки тому +1

      Why would he answer that honestly?

    • @reven3456
      @reven3456 Рік тому

      @@sethsholtis5297 would be unethical to alter a person personality whilst vulnerable, even if there a douche

  • @simmeh1
    @simmeh1 16 років тому +17

    "why do i hate them again?"
    "Because theyre stealing all of our jobs mr bursek, steaking all of our jobs"

  • @LazerDude
    @LazerDude 10 років тому +68

    James got there last

  • @steve9893
    @steve9893 11 років тому +11

    after watching all of these classic scrubs moments, i might just marathon the whole thing

  • @JemarusVogue
    @JemarusVogue 3 роки тому +8

    The nurse was 3 times a patient - now she is a nurse and later on a patient again! 😁

  • @Asukenick
    @Asukenick 11 років тому +32

    J.D.'s Thoughts: Mmm...Blueberry-cran-carrot-zucchini-poppy-seed-chocolate chip!

  • @alin1975
    @alin1975 15 років тому +7

    This show is so awesome its incredible.

  • @vtse0826
    @vtse0826 16 років тому +22

    Oh my god, he sounds exactly like Cox when he's talking to them.

  • @paddyss1
    @paddyss1 12 років тому +4

    JD is always repeating a part of every sentence, you know, every sentence.

  • @andomneraio457
    @andomneraio457 3 роки тому +4

    That James really did come last.

  • @shrike993
    @shrike993 14 років тому +4

    JD says: blueberrycrancarrotzucchinipoppyseedchocolatechiiiip
    Transcribing beta subtitles say: the very concerned to keep out to talk to Chen

  • @mystic-ie9no
    @mystic-ie9no 3 роки тому +1

    I miss this show

  • @tomryan4556
    @tomryan4556 3 роки тому +1

    This season was a banger

  • @LeezWiz94
    @LeezWiz94 13 років тому +8

    And "I" treated her last night :'D
    love it

  • @Aleu
    @Aleu 15 років тому +7

    lol i love how the muffins aren't even disappearing when he's "eating" them, they just move around in the basket ahahhaa

    • @ImaNerdANDaGeek
      @ImaNerdANDaGeek 3 роки тому +7

      He's only taking one bite from each

    • @ImaNerdANDaGeek
      @ImaNerdANDaGeek 3 роки тому +4

      I just replied to an 11 year old comment

    • @Aleu
      @Aleu 3 роки тому +3

      @@ImaNerdANDaGeek XD

    • @bigbaba1111
      @bigbaba1111 2 роки тому +1

      @@Aleu LOL amazing. You still around? Awesome.😂🍺👍

    • @Aleu
      @Aleu 2 роки тому +1

      @@bigbaba1111 I passed awaaaaaay

  • @HixXxXxiH
    @HixXxXxiH 14 років тому +3

    1:50 "And I treated her last night!"
    Lol, I love the way he says "I". XP

  • @Jetskiduncan
    @Jetskiduncan 5 років тому +8

    DEY TOOK R JERBS

  • @singleplayermoments
    @singleplayermoments 15 років тому +5

    Hahaha! "First one to touch my bu- nah that's probably illigal."

  • @ArhelgerProductions
    @ArhelgerProductions 10 років тому +11

    Nice artifacts.

  • @ericmcquisten
    @ericmcquisten 3 роки тому +2

    They're stealing our jorbs! @ 1:51

  • @andrew7taylor
    @andrew7taylor 11 років тому +3

    He's the little brother of Jimmy Two Times! "I'm a go and get the papers, get the papers."

  • @narutospocky
    @narutospocky 12 років тому +1

    ahh what did i ever do before Scrubs came out?

  • @KamranNikhadVO
    @KamranNikhadVO 16 років тому

    Hahaha, Dr. Cox is the man. Great vid bud.

  • @CitizenKahne1992
    @CitizenKahne1992 11 років тому +4

    Who do I hate again?

  • @trondy89
    @trondy89 14 років тому +1

    @ringmaster316ms But you have to agree that there's different "types" of jobs. If an immigrant outcompetes you on a parttime job at some random store, then it's almost uncareable. If the same immigrant outcompetes you at a fulltime management job, then you got a problem...

  • @imenz93
    @imenz93 14 років тому +1

    THEY TOOK OUR JOOOBS

  • @silverstream22
    @silverstream22 16 років тому

    Aww! This has Mrs. Wilk! She'smy favorite patient!

  • @JAAYWADE
    @JAAYWADE 17 років тому +2

    LMAO "I DONT HAVE TIME"

  • @judsonlalpply
    @judsonlalpply 14 років тому

    We have a winner.

  • @PoisonTester
    @PoisonTester 11 років тому +1

    Watching this with captions on is some funny shit

  • @SaudiHaramco
    @SaudiHaramco 12 років тому +2

    Because they Durka Dur.

  • @TheOverkill1
    @TheOverkill1 13 років тому +1

    sorry, thought you were dozzing. the way he says that is just hilarious

  • @Na9rawi87
    @Na9rawi87 3 роки тому +2

    2007 !

  • @Honaro2nd
    @Honaro2nd 16 років тому

    LOOOL!
    I love how he was supposed to eat all the muffins but he just rearranges them.

  • @skivvese
    @skivvese 15 років тому +1

    "mmm, blueberrycrancarrotszucchinipoppyseedchocolatechip!"
    hahaha.

  • @besaidknight
    @besaidknight 6 років тому +165

    "Which people do I hate again...?"
    "Immigrants... all immigrants..."
    "-and why do I-"
    "Because you do"

  • @AshMashMash2
    @AshMashMash2 16 років тому

    LOVE IT! lol. Tis excellent.

  • @LawrenceSouljah
    @LawrenceSouljah 15 років тому

    20 points for understanding that, 10 points for typing it so I can understand it.

  • @Neroblade666
    @Neroblade666 14 років тому

    Hellllll yea!

  • @Nuggetyinsides
    @Nuggetyinsides 14 років тому

    JD just gave dr cox some lip without missin a beat!

  • @Colintabulous
    @Colintabulous 16 років тому

    thank you for your intelligence

  • @boltman7000292
    @boltman7000292 6 років тому

    After review, James was the last one to reach the line, he will be doing the double shift this weekend. 1st down.

  • @harry426
    @harry426 11 років тому +1

    Wait... zucchini muffin? Herk...

  • @holymaryfullofshit3790
    @holymaryfullofshit3790 3 роки тому +1

    funny thing is waht he does with the racist is actually more or less waht we do in treatment. reafirm their believes etc. so they dont get unstable on top of the trauma that brought them into the hospital.
    a less extreme example would be that i as an atheist prayed with a religous person in the hospital to reafirm her faith because she needed it to get her through surgery etc.

    • @4dojo
      @4dojo 5 місяців тому

      Likewise as a nurse I usually just agree with whatever my patients say to avoid making them uncooperative, but in this patient's case he didn't even seem to know that he was racist until JD claimed that he was, so it doesn't seem necessary here to me. I almost wonder if JD just said that the patient was racist to make his point to his students.

  • @LennyCole96
    @LennyCole96 8 місяців тому

    Hope Dr Kelso doesn't find out about J.D helping himself to all those muffins

  • @kikyo4815
    @kikyo4815 16 років тому +1

    omg, thanks for that. All i caught was blueberry(somethingsomethingsomething) chocolate chip

  • @JackFaust91
    @JackFaust91 5 років тому +1

    so many jokes in under 2 mins :o

  • @TheBassHeavy
    @TheBassHeavy 12 років тому

    ELEPHANT HUGS

  • @sharpnicolecatherine
    @sharpnicolecatherine 6 років тому +1

    Haha "Who do I hate again?"

  • @vincentmazzone4530
    @vincentmazzone4530 Рік тому

    JD: “That’s how ya light a fire under their butts Perry, you get ‘em going with some inspiration…”
    Perry: “TOO much talking, too much talking, too much talking, too much talking, too much talking, too much…..talking😒”

  • @JM1675
    @JM1675 13 років тому

    I

  • @BelmixkryMemberXV
    @BelmixkryMemberXV 11 років тому +3

    it's funny shows like these that make me really wonder what it'll be like when I finally start working at the hospital when I pass the board. obviously not as odd as zach braff, but im hoping for some entertzining characters, like senile racist patients. lol

    • @petersmith9254
      @petersmith9254 5 років тому +1

      Kim Castillo did you pass the board

    • @TalionWolfe
      @TalionWolfe 2 роки тому +1

      It's been 9 years and we are just about to go into 2022, I'm wondering did you pass the board?

    • @BelmixkryMemberXV
      @BelmixkryMemberXV 2 роки тому +3

      Lol for those wondering, I did pass the board and I've been working as a nurse for the past 6 years.

    • @TalionWolfe
      @TalionWolfe 2 роки тому +1

      @@BelmixkryMemberXV well allow me to say congratulations and that it's well deserved for you! And alongside everything we've been dealing with these past years thank you for your work!

  • @narazum0
    @narazum0 11 років тому

    They're awesome. Especially with chocolate chips.

  • @JM1675
    @JM1675 14 років тому +1

    1:06 is hilarious :D:D:D

  • @Schmitti112233
    @Schmitti112233 14 років тому

    0:58 xDD his voice just hilarious=)

  • @heatherlouisesullivan8766
    @heatherlouisesullivan8766 3 роки тому +2

    Which people do I hate again?

  • @torakunoichi
    @torakunoichi 4 роки тому

    Whoa jd is actually talking like cox in this clip

  • @pumpernickel1955
    @pumpernickel1955 4 роки тому +1

    12 yr old video recommended to me. Nice

  • @doomcookies
    @doomcookies 14 років тому

    Oh, right.

  • @axelowns1337
    @axelowns1337 16 років тому +2

    lol good thing he reminded him he was raciest

  • @RosidaI
    @RosidaI 14 років тому

    Hhahahahha! xD i love 0:08! xD
    Hahhahahahahahahaha! xD ♥

  • @SolusDarkcoat
    @SolusDarkcoat 4 роки тому

    a zucchini muffin? wut

  • @GoforKrogh
    @GoforKrogh 15 років тому

    because he's a helpfull guy....wait that came out wrong. because he's get te question again 1000 times I think

  • @JustSophiaL
    @JustSophiaL 15 років тому

    agreed lol. its his face that cracks me up.

  • @PeacefulParadox
    @PeacefulParadox 13 років тому

    Press 2 and you can clearly see that the intern to the left of Keith was actually the last one there

  • @JayPivot
    @JayPivot 15 років тому

    Its probably cause when he did the janitor copied him and people thought they were both janitors or doctors i dont remember well

  • @msharp130
    @msharp130 16 років тому

    Here here

  • @deibee
    @deibee 15 років тому

    it's from an episode of South Park where there were people from the future that came back to the past to get jobs. the whole thing was a huge metaphor for the immigration issue. the "THEY TOOK UR JERBS" thing is what one of the hicks in the episode kept saying. someone would repeat it back, and the sentence would devolve into gibberish.

  • @maddhatter222
    @maddhatter222 15 років тому

    He did in one episode in season 2 and decided against it, most likely because Janitor wore one as well just to spite and upset him.

  • @ElivS25
    @ElivS25 15 років тому

    blueberrycrancarrotszucchinipo ppyseedchocolatechip, whahhahaah xD

  • @Pepper9873
    @Pepper9873 13 років тому

    @mikeA7X4ever Much better than the transcribe audio option on the video.

  • @VicariousReality7
    @VicariousReality7 11 років тому

    Blueberrycrincarrotzucchinipoppychocolatechip?

  • @blizzfreak245
    @blizzfreak245 15 років тому

    i love dr. cox

  • @kubrox91
    @kubrox91 12 років тому

    *rooster crow*!

  • @SirDakkalot
    @SirDakkalot 12 років тому

    @narutospocky You accomplished things and were a respectable human being, most likely.

  • @SmashLiXs
    @SmashLiXs 10 років тому +59

    my jewish grandpa hates everything german. including accents

    • @germanvisitor2
      @germanvisitor2 10 років тому +27

      Even though that is a bit unfair he may have got the right to do so.

    • @germanvisitor2
      @germanvisitor2 10 років тому

      Alexander Paulson
      Beg your pardon?

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 10 років тому +6

      xmeany he wasn't around that time

    • @KhanggiTanka
      @KhanggiTanka 10 років тому +1

      Aww man i was gonna visit him

    • @germanvisitor2
      @germanvisitor2 9 років тому +2

      *****
      I have heard lots of Holocaust survivors were killed with laughter when Siemens announced they were finally going to pay compensation.

  • @Unholy_Mango
    @Unholy_Mango 14 років тому

    @TheFounderUtopia; Ha ha! Can you say owned? Also, I read through the posts several times, and I don't detect any sarcasm in your posts previous to him declaring so. Looks like maybe somebody should learn words before using them? Awesomeness, thy name is TheFounderUtopia. Made my day man.

  • @KenanVonKaiser
    @KenanVonKaiser 4 роки тому +1

    Lol!

  • @Igarappappa
    @Igarappappa 8 років тому +142

    Why would he even bother to remind him he's racist? Just let him forget that.

    • @Feuergraf
      @Feuergraf 8 років тому +175

      Don't you think that would destroy the joke?

    • @Igarappappa
      @Igarappappa 8 років тому +1

      Joker
      I'm just going by JD's logic.

    • @Nikitoz9595
      @Nikitoz9595 8 років тому +10

      SJW these days huh

    • @Igarappappa
      @Igarappappa 8 років тому +15

      Nikitoz9595
      Nah, I'm just over thinking that. I know it's a joke and a funny one, but I have that side of me that over analyzes some things and I wonder why JD's always so sure to remind him of THAT. XD

    • @Igarappappa
      @Igarappappa 7 років тому +1

      *****
      I forgot if that was the same character or not. XD

  • @MrImjewish
    @MrImjewish 13 років тому

    1:52.... priceless

  • @LarsAKApotet
    @LarsAKApotet 13 років тому

    DEY TUK ER JUUUUUUURRRRB!

  • @Colintabulous
    @Colintabulous 16 років тому

    I agree

  • @trondy89
    @trondy89 14 років тому

    @ringmaster316ms We're then talking about part time jobs at a local convenience store or 7-Eleven, and not an actual job.

  • @rockettransam911
    @rockettransam911 12 років тому

    1:51 the best part Lmfaooo

  • @Azreal231916
    @Azreal231916 15 років тому

    riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

  • @90JCR
    @90JCR 16 років тому

    Good on you ishyfishy, you actually have a brain!