@@earllughevxe12fitzgerald17 Oh - I just type 'Schmeeda ♡' to people who leave a comment with her name in it. I wasn't correcting you. It's just me doing my usual thing. Did you think I was correcting how to spell her name? I wasn't. None of us actually know how to spell it, it's just a guess, haha. 🙂 Have a great day
One of the livestreamers who filmed themselves in Nancy Pelosi's Office, called Baked Alaska, was actually on bail for macing a bouncer in the face (which he also live streamed) and was not allowed to leave the state of Arizona when he decided to film himself committing a felony. They recalled him and there is a recording of his poor lawyer trying to explain that his client was in Arizona - just not in the court house and wont answer his phone - and that he had made a simple mistake and didn't deserve a $25,000 bond. He pled it down to $3,000. Before that however he tried to fake his own death by getting people to tweet that he died. It didn't work. Anyway, the FBI arrested him in Texas two days later.
@@Im.A1ex How he only caught a charge for one of those macings he filmed himself doing is beyond me - he needs to be incarcerated. Yet I have a feeling he's not going inside for long unfortunately, or fortunately if you see his behaviour as entertainment.
I heard what you heard and I saw what you saw on the 6th and gawdawlmighty son it was off the damn chain. Filming your own felony for clout. They went full Rodarte.
I think I ask myself that question everyday at some point - the lines feel blurred and honestly I'm not sure anymore. It's not just you feeling this way if it's any comfort! 😊 ❤️
Aw man, I can only imagine! I wish I had a Native American friend to show me around, past the top level window display stuff. I know they on there trippin!
I feel like Dershowitz is an obscure German word for a concept we don't have a single word for in English, like schadenfreud, wanderlust, weltschmerz, etc. Except its describing a sad kiddie diddler wandering around his mansion at night with his underwear on the outside of his pants screaming "the underwear stayed on". Very specific, very German for how much meaning is contained in a single word.
We have a 60" tv in our conference room at work & everyone spent anywhere from 30 mins to 6 hrs watching it all unfold. That's how cool my boss is. He stayed at his desk and worked while the awesome Ms. D made popcorn for the rest of us. Crazy day!
The claim that Officer Brian Sicknick was killed by a rioter wielding a fire extinguisher was proven false. On January 7th, he passed away from a stroke, according to medical examiners, and there were no signs of trauma to the head, as originally claimed. I completely agree that politicians do not have our best interests in mind, but they are very good at convincing us that they do. "I'm just a guy," cracked me up. Enjoyed the video, Scott!
POV: it's 2021 and the only person you can rely on for real journalism is a comedian turned youtuber with 62k subs talking about true crime from his home office.
God....the thing I adore so much about Scott, is his ability to storytell with very vivid 'visual' imagery. For me, it's like this amazingly rich graphic novel unfolding in my imagination....puncuated by moments of wonderful hilarity. Hugs from a Shameeeeeda in Denmark
The most interesting thing about this video was when you mentioned the whole shower/bathroom situation when sharing a hotel room with multiple people lol, that was spot on ! We’re a lot alike . You’re in the bathroom , it’s humid and warm . Floor kinda wet , the towel whoever put down is also pretty damp at this point . It smells like soap but also like crap at the same time . Everyone’s toiletries are all over the wet countertop. You walk outside the bathroom , it’s ice cold ( we all keep it ice cold in our hotel rooms , Mainly because under hotel comforters you’re hot af.) You can still smell the stale McDonald’s from the food wrappers the night before , also probably a pizza box with a slice or two left , the slices being ice cold and hard . You feel clean from the shower but also gross, your skin is dry because you forgot your lotion and the hotel ones suck . You’re also still sleepy because you couldn’t sleep well sharing a bed with some random and probably one of them was snoring. Facts .
“I’m just a guy.” Sounds like you really rehearsed that one! The come back: “Who are YOU? I’m trying to get into the gym, and some security fella just grabbed my package like we were bunkmates in San Quentin. Are you the new trainer? I think he was looking for one of those missing bombs from Yemen, you know, the one’s that kill all those women and children?” (next time)
Mornin Schmeeda! So strange I was watchig an old video from TCL for only 2 minutes when I got the post for this new one! Yes!!!! Whyyyyy Styven?!?!! Why!!!!???!!
CNN and NBC both gave John Sullivan (capital rioter and extremst activist) $35,000 each for his footage of the capital thing where he was laughing and celebrating and telling people to do awful shit. Just broke today. The Capital riot was the best thing that could have happened for them
Lori and Chad Daybell UPDATE ⁉️⁉️ Court documents released Friday evening detail the horrific manner in which Joshua “JJ” Vallow and Tylee Ryan were found in Chad Daybell's backyard. JJ was wrapped in plastic and bound by duct tape, while Tylee was dismembered and burned. Sorry for the disturbing details.May they rest in peace.
omg Scott, you saying "i'm just a guy" made me bust out laughing. Pretty sure I worked out in that gym last year, if it's the military hotel on Waikiki?
"I'm just a guy". Cracks me up. You should design a new t shirt. Imagine what he thought when you said that. Reminds me of Christmas story when Ralphie finally meets santa. I can't stop laughing.
Did you watch the Stephen Ignoramus livestream? TONS of good quotes in that one, hahah. Dude was like hopped up on dangerous amounts of antidepressants or something, deep in the capitol and not aware at all that he was a felon. Here's some of my favourite paraphrased Stephen quotes: (After a man takes the stage and yells into a megaphone about America's declining values now being "50% off") > Hmm, that guy was talking about the economy or something, weird. > Lets go to the front. Oh, there's more people out here. That makes sense because it's the front. (The only time he shows any emotion in six straight hours, towards some non-religious lady that's not doing anything) > BLASPHEMER!!!! > When I don't know what to say, I default to Forrest Gump quotes. (That's a real quote, said after about four deep-cut Forrest Gump quotes that no one has ever heard of.) (On his walk back to his car) > Did I incriminate myself? I don't think I did. There's even a musical interlude with a horribly racist version of Vanessa Carltons "A Thousand Miles", because you can't insurrect the capitol to coddle the ex-president's ego without accidentally giving away the fact you're probably a racist idiot and that's why you're so invested in all of this.
Definitely t-shirt material!! "I'm just a guy". Don't feel badly I once met KC of the sunshine band (MANY years ago) and was suddenly a mute. Couldn't say anything.
I met Faye Dunaway. I had to give her directions to her hotel from the nightclub I was a coat check girl at. She was a bitch, but she was soooo beautiful I could hardly look at her.
I am here just for the exaggerated introduction. Love it. If the cups are selling you should take a screen shot and put it on the cups. 3:14 The slogan could be "I support whatever gets you through the day!"
If you ever run for office "I'm just a guy" needs to be your campaign slogan
Obama: “And who are you?”
Scott: “We’re not here for any reason.”
I would have to look at my pictures...
I got a friend called Schmeeda...
😂😂😂
I came to write the same comment lol
😄😄😄
It's hard to believe the luck in that meeting, he actually got to meet Scott lol
I love it when people are so stupid they film themselves committing a crime. You’re the guy.
Me too. It's nice when karma works quickly for a change.
What about criminal "to do" lists. "Destroy this list" ought to be the last item.
@@frankiesalatino547
Now that gets me all the time
1- Dig hole.
2 - Kill Grandma with hammer.
3 - Put grandma in hole.
4 - get rid of hammer.
Came for the “Alright!!” Stayed for the “Schmeeda!...”
Schmeeda ♡
Lol, tard..
@@squeakyrabbit Thanks for catching that LOL! Fixed it😂☺️
@@earllughevxe12fitzgerald17 Oh - I just type 'Schmeeda ♡' to people who leave a comment with her name in it. I wasn't correcting you. It's just me doing my usual thing.
Did you think I was correcting how to spell her name? I wasn't. None of us actually know how to spell it, it's just a guess, haha.
🙂 Have a great day
If this isn't on a t-shirt it needs to be.
"I've got a whole 'nother stripe & all the stars left, do not rush me..." 💀
Made me laugh too
For real like I don’t expect these jokes to come out and when they do they’re all gold
Sounds like me talking to my husband lol!
@@KT27RN Right!? 😂😂😂
"I'm just a guy" totally busted up right here at my desk. Fucking classic, thanks Scott!
So funny!
Hahaha, guess I'm glad I watched at home and not in the office today because I totally busted out too! Gotta love Scott, oh yes we do.
such talent!!!! 🤣😂🤣
I was making my bed and stopped to laugh out loud, he’s so damn funny
I love how a lot of the inserrectionists can't figure out how the FBI found out that they were on Capitol Hill on 01/06/21.
"Sounds like a lunch lady"....LMAO
"A fringe group of nutso online people" is such a perfect description for so many things.
Sounds like me and my family 🤣
Sounds like this comment section.
Mike, I'm dead. Ya killed me!
Fast forward 8 years.
Scott: I'm just a schmeda
“I got a whole other stripe and all the stars left. Don’t rush me!” 😂
One of the livestreamers who filmed themselves in Nancy Pelosi's Office, called Baked Alaska, was actually on bail for macing a bouncer in the face (which he also live streamed) and was not allowed to leave the state of Arizona when he decided to film himself committing a felony.
They recalled him and there is a recording of his poor lawyer trying to explain that his client was in Arizona - just not in the court house and wont answer his phone - and that he had made a simple mistake and didn't deserve a $25,000 bond. He pled it down to $3,000.
Before that however he tried to fake his own death by getting people to tweet that he died. It didn't work.
Anyway, the FBI arrested him in Texas two days later.
Baked Alaska went from harassing people in public to committing literal felonies. Would like to say I didn’t see this coming, but
@@Im.A1ex
How he only caught a charge for one of those macings he filmed himself doing is beyond me - he needs to be incarcerated.
Yet I have a feeling he's not going inside for long unfortunately, or fortunately if you see his behaviour as entertainment.
These days people can stream their steady mental decline for everyone to see
@I Wasn't Even Gonna Do Anything
Hey Jeff, that pepperoni pizza looks great.
And I bet he won’t see a day in prison as he should.
I heard what you heard and I saw what you saw on the 6th and gawdawlmighty son it was off the damn chain. Filming your own felony for clout. They went full Rodarte.
And we all know from *Tropic Thunder:* you *never* go full Rodarte.
"I'm just a guy" made me laugh til I cried!
Same here 😂
I picture a drag queen getting ready for a show. But they're a lot tougher than the shaman. They don't whine when they go to jail.
You mean dances with karens! Lmao
Lol. You won the internet today.
100% These incels are the real snowflakes.
Okay so Scott has met Mel Gibson, Keanu Reeves AND Obama?? Hell, if I cross paths with Scott one day he'd be the most famous person I'd ever met!
Haha! Which vids does he talk about meeting those folks?
The Qanon Shaman is on a hunger strike because he doesn’t want to poop himself :D I’m dying
Yes! This is the only commentary I need to hear about this whole ordeal! Glad to have you back! This is hands down my favorite channel on UA-cam!
Is it me or are we living in a movie now
wow i was just thinking this lol
If someone wrote this as a movie it would be seen as unrealistic
@@faithfm1 if they wrote it pre-2020, yes. Now, I don't think anyone is surprised by anything lol
I think I ask myself that question everyday at some point - the lines feel blurred and honestly I'm not sure anymore. It's not just you feeling this way if it's any comfort! 😊 ❤️
@@amstergal life has always been surreal to me anyway haha I'm a dreamer, but thanks ❤️
There are a thousand memes of that guy within the Native American community. They roasted him.
Aw man, I can only imagine! I wish I had a Native American friend to show me around, past the top level window display stuff. I know they on there trippin!
We needed Officer Jeremy DeWitte on the scene serve and protect and restore order.
😂🤣
Can't wait to see him on dr phil
He's the only other person who films himself committing felonies
@@johnnyflannigan136 Should be entertaining
@@crackerdan8010 Lol 😂. He is very.... entertaining
"I don't know what's going on, please?"
In my mind Dershowitz is a new word for an old sorta skinny guy in his underpants.
I feel like Dershowitz is an obscure German word for a concept we don't have a single word for in English, like schadenfreud, wanderlust, weltschmerz, etc. Except its describing a sad kiddie diddler wandering around his mansion at night with his underwear on the outside of his pants screaming "the underwear stayed on". Very specific, very German for how much meaning is contained in a single word.
Russell just perked up at your mention of underpants. 🩲
Good morning Schmeeda fam and TCL's!! I'm so glad you are back! Whoo hoo 🎉🎉
Good morning ☀️
Schmeeda ♡
This episode really made me gain a lot of respect for you. You're a smart guy, Scott. I'm so glad to have found your channel
" you sound like a lunch lady" cracks me up😂 I was a lunch lady and never wore a buffalo headdress .. not once lmao😂🤣🤣
We have a 60" tv in our conference room at work & everyone spent anywhere from 30 mins to 6 hrs watching it all unfold. That's how cool my boss is. He stayed at his desk and worked while the awesome Ms. D made popcorn for the rest of us. Crazy day!
Good morning everyone!
Painting his face. My brain - uhhh, John Wayne Gacy.
I’m not here for any reason
2 mins in and I'm not here for any reason...... but my schmeedas . Dont live stream the crime scene
Hahahah
Schmèeda ♡
Yknow I’m not sure about Schmeeda I’ll have to check my pictures
lmfaoooooo YESSS 🤣
No one ever mentioned that the Qanon Shaman guy had a big ass spear with his outfit. That is one huge very lethal weapon.
I’m just a guy, here for no reason.
Wearing my “not here for any reason “ hoodie and listening 👂 to you! Hope you and your household are doing well ❤️💋
Which episode is the "Not here for any reason"!quote from again?
Glad to hear your voice! I've watched and re-watched your content so much it's like having a friend drop by when you post 📯
The claim that Officer Brian Sicknick was killed by a rioter wielding a fire extinguisher was proven false. On January 7th, he passed away from a stroke, according to medical examiners, and there were no signs of trauma to the head, as originally claimed.
I completely agree that politicians do not have our best interests in mind, but they are very good at convincing us that they do.
"I'm just a guy," cracked me up.
Enjoyed the video, Scott!
I’ve never appreciated a video title more. I always enjoy your natural wit!
Scott! You hit every nail on the head! This made me smile and laugh. Thank you so much! I needed it. 🖤
The guy from
The thumbnail looks like he got lost on the way to Glastonbury festival
POV: it's 2021 and the only person you can rely on for real journalism is a comedian turned youtuber with 62k subs talking about true crime from his home office.
God....the thing I adore so much about Scott, is his ability to storytell with very vivid 'visual' imagery. For me, it's like this amazingly rich graphic novel unfolding in my imagination....puncuated by moments of wonderful hilarity. Hugs from a Shameeeeeda in Denmark
you know you might be just a guy but for just a guy you're a pretty cool guy
Totally agree with you on the shamanic Q Tard, his yelling is annoying AF
5:10 *"...he turns back into a pumpkin"* lol. Too funny 😂🤣 ~Peace✌🏽
Thank you, Not a Loser.
Excellent work. Love it all.
The most interesting thing about this video was when you mentioned the whole shower/bathroom situation when sharing a hotel room with multiple people lol, that was spot on ! We’re a lot alike .
You’re in the bathroom , it’s humid and warm . Floor kinda wet , the towel whoever put down is also pretty damp at this point . It smells like soap but also like crap at the same time . Everyone’s toiletries are all over the wet countertop.
You walk outside the bathroom , it’s ice cold ( we all keep it ice cold in our hotel rooms , Mainly because under hotel comforters you’re hot af.) You can still smell the stale McDonald’s from the food wrappers the night before , also probably a pizza box with a slice or two left , the slices being ice cold and hard .
You feel clean from the shower but also gross, your skin is dry because you forgot your lotion and the hotel ones suck . You’re also still sleepy because you couldn’t sleep well sharing a bed with some random and probably one of them was snoring.
Facts .
... and Dershowitz, still relaxing from his fully underweared massage LOL
Lol @ that hotel room funk.
@5:00 Suddenly hes Jake from Arizona and if he eats a turkey sandwich that isn't fully organic he poops himself - Best moment yet bro, your hilarious.
“I’m just a guy.” Sounds like you really rehearsed that one!
The come back: “Who are YOU? I’m trying to get into the gym, and some security fella just grabbed my package like we were bunkmates in San Quentin. Are you the new trainer? I think he was looking for one of those missing bombs from Yemen, you know, the one’s that kill all those women and children?” (next time)
He's been renamed "Dances With Karens".
Organic Jake... paints his face with chemicals... logical.
Mornin Schmeeda! So strange I was watchig an old video from TCL for only 2 minutes when I got the post for this new one! Yes!!!! Whyyyyy Styven?!?!! Why!!!!???!!
Schmeeda ♡
@@squeakyrabbit Ahhhhh Right on, Schmeeda LUV!!
I'm just a guy is the new "I carried a watermelon" 🍉 from Dirty Dancing lol
thank you so much, Scott, for educating our community about how politicians really don't have the common peoples' best interests at heart
Calm is quiet. Slow is pro. Words to live by. Just coming back to rewatch your video. Thanks Scott
CNN and NBC both gave John Sullivan (capital rioter and extremst activist) $35,000 each for his footage of the capital thing where he was laughing and celebrating and telling people to do awful shit. Just broke today. The Capital riot was the best thing that could have happened for them
I died when you said “I’m just a guy”. In a weird way that was probably memorable for him.
The way you paint a picture in your audiences mind is truly next level.
“I’m just a guy” died laughing 😆👍
Oh Scott, I sure do love listening to your stories.
God bless you Scott! I’m so excited for this video! 💙🙏🏼‼️🤩😎😎😎 “I’m just a guy” new catch phrase!!!
Best analysis of the Q Shaman yet! Oh, and Alan Dershowitz's name is on the Lolita Express flight log.
Lori and Chad Daybell UPDATE ⁉️⁉️
Court documents released Friday evening detail the horrific manner in which Joshua “JJ” Vallow and Tylee Ryan were found in Chad Daybell's backyard. JJ was wrapped in plastic and bound by duct tape, while Tylee was dismembered and burned.
Sorry for the disturbing details.May they rest in peace.
Now to tie lori and chad to the crime. Looks like lori's brother is gonna get most of the blame
Can you send the link please?
@@vbgirl3023 you want a link to my phone #?
@@Kellysbiggestfan311 sure if you can send me a copy of the court documents? lol
@@vbgirl3023 just meet at my house tonight, we can read the docs together, in my hot tub
I died for 5 mins straight and went back 3 times to rewatch when you said “...and all I said was ‘“I’m just a guy’” 😂😂😂😂
Oh you are on form tonight. Walter is bringing you happy!
Can you believe dances with karens actually got his organic meals!? I'd have slapped him with his tray!
Mornin' Scott and Schmeeda Fam!! Mr. President, I'm just a guy checking my pictures and I'm not here for any reason.
Schmeeda ♡
What's really frightening is that enough people believe to vote in a follower or three to Congress! Truly scary times!
omg Scott, you saying "i'm just a guy" made me bust out laughing. Pretty sure I worked out in that gym last year, if it's the military hotel on Waikiki?
Hilarious breakdown of getting ready before storming the capital
This is my fav video of yours yet ... thanks
"I'm just a guy". Cracks me up. You should design a new t shirt. Imagine what he thought when you said that. Reminds me of Christmas story when Ralphie finally meets santa. I can't stop laughing.
Really the best news source.
The only person actually killed by anyone was that girl getting shot
"Blair Witch style footage." HAHAHAHAA!!!!!! You make me laugh!
Did you watch the Stephen Ignoramus livestream? TONS of good quotes in that one, hahah. Dude was like hopped up on dangerous amounts of antidepressants or something, deep in the capitol and not aware at all that he was a felon. Here's some of my favourite paraphrased Stephen quotes:
(After a man takes the stage and yells into a megaphone about America's declining values now being "50% off")
> Hmm, that guy was talking about the economy or something, weird.
> Lets go to the front. Oh, there's more people out here. That makes sense because it's the front.
(The only time he shows any emotion in six straight hours, towards some non-religious lady that's not doing anything)
> BLASPHEMER!!!!
> When I don't know what to say, I default to Forrest Gump quotes. (That's a real quote, said after about four deep-cut Forrest Gump quotes that no one has ever heard of.)
(On his walk back to his car)
> Did I incriminate myself? I don't think I did.
There's even a musical interlude with a horribly racist version of Vanessa Carltons "A Thousand Miles", because you can't insurrect the capitol to coddle the ex-president's ego without accidentally giving away the fact you're probably a racist idiot and that's why you're so invested in all of this.
JCS sent me to your channel.....and after watching this it was totally worth checking your channel out! Had me rolling with some of this, lol!
..."I'm just a guy"
LOL💀💀💀❤❤❤
Where's Walter ...... Schmeeda! ......
The room cracked in half from the profundity.
Scott! How’s Walter doing?
Thank you! Suddenly I get it: Walter … Scott 😎!
Walter will NEVER be accepted!
You ROCK Scott...Spot On!!!!
😹you broke my heart too! "I'm just a guy". 🤦♂️
You really need to revisit this one and update it these 2+ years later.
You are so funny... Thanks for lifting my night a bit.
You've got such a great personality, Scott. You could read the phone book and make it entertaining lol
Honestly, saying "I'm just a guy" is pretty good lol. I mean it's probably true. I would probably have just added "Nice to meet you sir."
"Wearing all lu lu lemon"...😂
Definitely t-shirt material!! "I'm just a guy". Don't feel badly I once met KC of the sunshine band (MANY years ago) and was suddenly a mute. Couldn't say anything.
I met Faye Dunaway. I had to give her directions to her hotel from the nightclub I was a coat check girl at. She was a bitch, but she was soooo beautiful I could hardly look at her.
No one comes close to telling a story like Scott, mr ballen is pretty good to.
Woah , woah, and woah... no Walter? Smh , lolz ! Thanks for the laughs and I’m kidding. Neat opportunity you had , lol. Take care of Walter ❤️🤟🏻❤️
I know you are but what am I?!
The go to comeback that confuses everyone.
@@kirstymckenzie8989 fact
The QAnon Shaman was over the top with the buffalo horns, spear, and face paint. I knew they were going to make an example out of him.
Hey Schmeeda
Schmeeda ♡
Schmeeda be with you.
The description of the Qanon shaman’s hotel room 🤣😂💀
The brilliance of the people is stunning 🤩love your take on things.
Love this! Thank you for making sense of this shitstorm.
I think that's a new hat but I'll have to check my pictures
I am here just for the exaggerated introduction. Love it. If the cups are selling you should take a screen shot and put it on the cups. 3:14 The slogan could be "I support whatever gets you through the day!"