Minecraft But It's Only One Block (#1)
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- Опубліковано 5 чер 2024
- From a single block in the sky we must work our way to the end of the game.
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Jordan: the gang is all here!
Sheep: *cries violently*
5:43 "its like that hypixel game where you need to mine down the fastest"
technoblade: so, you have summoned me..
69th like
Oh my god
NICE
😂😂
Isnt that a game from the Hive?
" why are there two suns"
Ya ever heard of a place called Tatooine
No
@@michelpoitou8743 :( sad for you
You mean Tatoonie?
@@procyon6370 no, he was correct
@@Tyler-vf2ge the captain used to joke about "tatoonie"
*Jordan at the beginning of the video:* So the cool thing about this is that the block doesn't fall!
*Jordan later in the video:* We need to place a block underneath it so that if we get gravel it doesn't fall.
*Me:* **visible confusion**
I'm confused too. And it had something to do with water? Or water was just for floating?
...bro!
pretty sure he meant that when you mine the block it doesnt fall - i also just realised this comment was 9 months ago lmaoo
@@jennyhynes9537 18 months now
@@generaldoggy5626 jesus christttt how was that so long ago? tffff
Jardon: *complains that the grass won't spread*
Grass: I'm going to do a pro gamer move
Sparklez: I'm worried wood is gonna become a scarce resource
Saplings: Am I a joke to you?
every time I was like saplings!!!! use the saplings! gahhh
The block singularity just cracked me up.
“Listen to this! It’s so cool!’
*fart noise*
“Wow, that was so awesome!”
Right bye
That was my favorite part
"The grass won't spread. It wont-"
🤣🤣
🤣🤣😅😁
🤣🤣😅😅
“it’s getting a bit crowded. can i maybe...” *pulls out sword*
me: *NO*
“inch you over to a pen?”
😂
that was so fast i didnt notice it first, but when i re-watched it, it made sense.
I felt the same lol
10:48
what dose he mean white a pen?
Mushroom Cow walks to the highest point in the island.
“I am the captain now”
Why do I hear boss music???
Did you just call the mooshroom a mushroom cow?
Spoilers dude
Moo at me I am da captain now
Lettes I said the said thing to myself before I saw your reply.
"Pretty sure dirt isn't very valuable." *yeets it all into the void.
Me: wondering when he'll figure it out.
figure out what?
@@hellaxstudios same
@@hellaxstudios Dirt is pretty darn important in sky block. It's needed and not easy to get the more advanced the levels. People say OneBlock SkyBlock is the only game that you mourn the loss of a dirt block.
@@The1sillygirly but he has a infinity block he can get more
@@hellaxstudios other levels have different blocks. Unless this is different from the popular sky block series here on YT.
“The gangs all here. It’s me and the boys playin Minecraft”
*chicken squares up with jardon*
I was reading the comments and watching the vid and right when I read the comment he said this and I was like holly frick
Jardon: I hope they drop more birch
Also Jardon: -has a bunch of birch saplings in his inventory and is surrounded by dirt-
Jardon: I hoPe tHeY dRoP mOrE bIrcH
It will ruin the symmetrical look of the base
I dont get what’s funny with these comments
Jardon?
Scared Mate i DoNt GeT wHaT’s FuNnY wItH tHeSe CoMmEnTs
@@jessicawerner2005 I agree. I honestly get pretty confused with these comments. All it appears to be is just a series of alternating letters between upper and lower case.
If anyone knows what this actually is could you explain it to all us "uninformed" folk.
Captainsparklez: "The gang is all here."
Sheep: "Am I a joke to you?"
this is the first time he has come up in my recommend for like 4 years and watching this gave me so much nostalgia.
i miss the good old days when I only watched minecraft hunger games
i love how the second pig was completely interactive with the Captain... just imagined it yelling at the block too.
I used to watch your videos when I was younger. This just popped up in my feed and I had to click it! Glad to see you’re well, much love! ♡
What?
A gave my 4 year old brother my phone to watch UA-cam he pointed at this video and I yes I used to watch him he said than he must be very old XD
Hey he got a stack of likes!!!
Same, I stopped entirely just got boring
Jordan: “The gangs all here!”
Sheep: “Am I a joke to you?”
um this made me feel extremely safe for no reason so thank you even tho you may never even see this. jus know you really helped me
One of the first Minecraft series I ever watched of yours, or of anyone's really, was your original skyblock and man is this nostalgic. I'm glad the whole dream say subscribe to CaptainSparklez brought me back around to check this stuff out.
Jordaian Phrases "C'mon Minecraft where's the realism" as he stands on a floating platform in the middle of nowhere...
To be fair, you could say we live on a floating platform in the middle of nowhere.
@@CloudsAndDays touche 🤯 🌎🗺🗻🌊
It is a meteor
that is the whole joke. Good job
Or we could mention how the entire world of minecraft is squares with the exception of floating block shadows
Cap: "Why are there two suns?"
In my head: "Tatoonie"
Tatooine has two moons there only is one sun
@@dax2n878 That is incorrect
@@dax2n878 that's Lothal
@John Wright No, I mean tatoonie. If you know, you know
John Wright if I were to take an educated guess, there are no moons on tattoine.
Mooshroom who is on the fence: "I see no other god up here... OTHER THAN ME!"
I think you messed up the quote. Isn't it "I see no god up here... OTHER THAN ME!" ?
I remember playing this a while ago and Phase 2 ruined my day with all of the creepers because they just kept exploding
Jardon: "I guess for speedruns a sword with a bow and some arrows is all you need"
Speedruners: **Laughs in snowballs and beds**
This is true Skyblock, since block is singular. The normal "Skyblock" is actually "Skyblocks"
No,no. He's got a point.
Very impressive observation
Why would you say something so brave, yet so controversial
@@Player-Leli uhh....where's the woosh...? Am I missing something?
me looking at sky exchange: hey they don't know you are a singular block on the sky
*CP pushes cows
"..there's a chance i might just end up yeeting one off the edge"
*Antvenom being annoyed by its existence and murders ever single one he sees.
"The block that keeps on giving"😂
Wadzee: gets 1 million subs from one block skyblock
Every minecraft youtuber: *I can milk you*
That is true
Yeah... wadzee was the one block skyblock legend!
Whispers: *Circle gang*
Circle gang is dead, triangle gang is the future
*The gang is all here*
Sheep: existence is painful.
Gives the most nonchalant reaction to the sheep's arrival
@Bima Pramudya it's because they will calculate 3 weeks of the following month as the same month till you get to the last week then it'll be 2 months. So like mine is 4 weeks. But theirs could be 5,6,7 weeks
38:45 is actual footage of a creeper attempting a no-scope!
"We should name him."
OOHH I WONDER WHERE HAVE WE SEEN THAT BEFORE (Laughs in wilbursoot)
*laughs in im here when he went crazy on dream smp*
**flashback of me getting crazy over New Milo and Jim Jam**
yEaH
9:05
CaptainSparklez: "Dude, the gang is all here! Me n the boys!"
Sheep: *am I a joke to you?*
I knew I would see this comment. This exact comment.
@@naustinfipecto6104 coma
@@user-kx8pu6ys5i What?
Austin Directo coma
@@naustinfipecto6104 They mean't comma, but pulled a YGS.
Captain Sparklez: look the gang is all here
Me: Yes Sparklez is the sheep
But the question is where is jerry the slime
I used to rule the world ,chunks would load when I gave the word.
@@dragonfist-oc4nk the sun
What a weird looking sheep
Your moms a sheep
I was looking at the infinity block a lot. It was strangely drawing my attention.
Also, your reaction time is good, none of the creepers made you lose hearts, and the only one that exploded was pretty far away.
Me after seeing two blocks in the video:
"LIAR!"
"this block likes to be bullied"
well the mechanic is to hit it infinitely so...im guessing it does XD
Masochism
punch me harder jardon yes harder.
@@dontmindmejustlisteningtom8225 NO!
k i n k
*harder daddy*
Jardon: "I've never used birch"
Me having Mianite S1 flashbacks: "WRONG!"
Yep
Then it turned into acacia because he was holding an orange when he logged on
Can we just take a minute to appreciate his texture pack
Yo 3rd. we have to be the best way for me to be a good time to do it, I
Every time he said the word creeper my heart just said 'Awwwww Mannnn'
16:46
"I can talk down to the ground, from not a very tall height, but-"
can i just say that i love this?
The string into wool is Jordans "WHERE'S JIMMY!?"
7:05 that's interesting actually. Since the mass and density of that block and you is so small, there shouldn't even be an atmosphere. So you are in "space" right now.
I was playing this for a little and I got to the underground phase. 5 minutes later and I got a super rare chest.
Diamond leggings
Diamond boots
Enchanting table
Diamond sword
Diamond axe
lets name the pig Captain Porklez. It would be an reference to everyones favorite doggo Captain Barklez
Oh my God I love this name
*chicken
I wonder did captain Barklelz ever get out from da chickens?
Thasin Wasif no
The best
Alternate title: Man stuck on deserted island goes insane and yells at the ground
🤣🤣I litterly laughed out loud🤣🤣
Skisland
Hha! Gold.
what ground
That... accurate... I guess
dude, i havent watched him in like 5 years, omg i miss this
Wadzee: gets 1mill from one block skyblock
Every minecraft youtuber: my time has come
It’s supposed to be I can milk you
yes yes ye s yes yes
WATER CHECKPOINT
He is the best UA-camr of Minecraft ever because his editing style is amazing
F
Jardon: “I’ve never been great at anything except a box house”
Trollcraft????? Mianite????? Those houses were good??????
Mianitian Islands, even!
JackdawJames his Deep End house was pretty neat too.
trollcraft was just a bunch of boxes, wasn't it? and the s1 mianite house was a modern style so it was made of interwoven boxes too. and s2 mianite was the spectre which was uhh, very much a box.
Name the pig “Ptoughneigh” = tony
What about pixelmon
“You guys ready? Ok.”
*jumps into block singularity*
*queef noise*
“Ahh yeah, you like that? Gotta like that sound”
No one:
Jardon when fighting creepers: BrRRriPp
Jordan had me cracking up when he saw the mooshroom "My mans! Oh, you're a food supply" at 28:37
I can stew you
pig name: Larry
cow name: Terry
*sigh* Jerry...
Yes
Carry
Parry
Canary
And a turtle named Jimmy
Nice video! Had me laughing several times throughout the video! Only thing I couldn't figure out is, since you had already previously put a block under the infinity block, why did you not build off of that, and then turn the area above the infinity block into an enclosed mob grinding area so you can freely kill the mobs and they couldn't attack you.
i remember seeing someone use a tnt duper
So I haven't watched the captain before and I was legit shook when I saw the chests... like... chests with teeth???? Um... what did i stumble upon??? 😂😂
Same.. what is it?
How?!?
next video: "so i did a little building off camera"
Has an entire fallen kingdom map
@@leviprice6474 lmao
Builds an entire infinite world
* gigantic map appears *
Or he has diamond blocks
Jardon: Minecraft but it's only one block.
Me, an intellectual: Eincraft.
I enjoy this
oh my
Now this is a good comment
..... Eincraft.. Is just minecraft but the m is swapped with e and is then deleted.
@@ineedahandlemam ein means one in German
Those Creepers were trying to steal your stuff again.
Jorden: you guys are really crowding the area (pulls out a sword) my head: oh crap it’s about to go down
" I just hope we'll end up getting a lot of birch" He literally has saplings lmao
I realize I'm way behind, but
Pig: CaptainPorklez
Cow: CaptainMooklez
Chicken: CaptainClucklez
Sheep: CaptainBaahklez
how do you get that thing next to your name?
kalia hes a membr
NoOneTookThis 89 how do you become a member
@@sannlam1786 The join button next to the subscribe button
No pig needs to be technoblade
Captain sparkles:we go the whole gang here!
Cow:what about my cousin😭
The creepers make my heart beat fast lol
Jardon: “wait there’s two suns”
Mojang: *gun in hand* “always has been”
im confused... google says his name is jordan but ppl call him jardon WHAT IS HIS NAME I AM CONFUSION
@@Pastel_cherrii I’m pretty sure it’s a meme I think
@@Saku-tr7tg idk im not going to question it and call him captain sparkles in comments
Hey that's the line from among us but it's a reality show 3
@@nikacadoavocado7045 if ur talking about the origional comment and not one from the replies then they said it before among us but its a relity show 3 was even relised
Jardon: “The infinity grass block does not spread”
Me who saw other youtubers get the grass spread: **confusion noises**
Jardon realising that it can spread: **confusion noises**
Jardon xD
kittypie that’s how it is spelt
I laughed so hard at that part
Thank you UA-cam recommendations. Haven't played or watched minecraft in so long but this looks dope
Jardon: Can't let a creeper blow up when i have so many blocks on the ground
Also Jardon: *continues to not pick up the blocks*
Markiplier:
*" I can milk you "*
Captainsparklez:
*" I can soup you "*
Nice from 2 years later.
jordan thinking that speedrunners try to get good gear before beating the dragon is so adorable
Many times they do because they need the luck for the speedrun, but the most important tool is the bed, multiple beds
@javier perez yea i just meant they don’t like wait for full iron before they kill the dragon lol
This is one of my favorite series of his, second only to Nerther Survival. I'm on my third watchthrough of this!!
Love this series already! 💕
Name the pig Ruben, and when you kill it, make it cinematic.
how dare you say something so brave yet so controversial
No
Technoblade
Jordan: uploads one block skyblock
Me who watched wadzee: hmm... this seems familiar...
Me who watched unspeakable game: hmm...
@@superarcherg5320 wadzee did it first and unspeakble is a huge clickbater
@Bowser836 I agree wiv u and I also hate him cuz all he eva duz is shreak. I mean srsly: WHAT DA FLIP-unspeakable’s comentry on evry vid he duz.
Oh and also “AhHHHHH”
@@bowser8367 yeah, back then unspeakable used to be good
When Jordan said “remember the cows,” a wave of nostalgia hit me. Where was that from? Was it his survival series with Jerry’s tree, or something else?
29:35 I think the mooshroom was on the fence about going in the pen with the other cows
that "very rare" joke was well done, the steaks were high
WELL DONE, you did not only MEAT my expectations you have exceeded them
Alright, alright, nothing to see here MOOve along please.
haHAA
ha
😂
Wadzee did this and it’s super good
Super
Um ya ok that’s true buddy
Yup
@@pooup1153 yes... thats because it is true...
_casually has no clue who Wadzee is_
its been so long since I've watched you man, figured I check out a video. cool idea!
Petition for jardon to play this map again since there's been a ton of changes
@@BugleBottom ...you realize spelling it jardon is one of the biggest inside jokes of the fan base, right?
@@bellamccreery1041 oh no...... What have i done
Jordan talking about being concerned about gear on speedrunning MC
me: * *flashbacks to Dream beating WR with only golden leggings* *
I can't like this even though I want to
Me:*sees this comment*
Also me: remembers when a UA-camr named fundy beat minecraft hardcore mode without armor in a livestream.
“Why Are There Two Suns?”
*Welcome To Tatooine! =D*
29:43. I guess u can say he’s ON THE FENCE
😂
You have no IDEA how satisfying it is to see all of the animals get penned up and not fall off the edge before the first round is over.
"that would be a shame to lose all of these blocks" - keeps mining without picking them up
mooshroom: *spawns*
jardon: *"mY mAnS"*
What does my mans mean?
David Montes my mans
I don’t know if it’s coincidence or not but the capitals say “YAS”
28:36
The first pig while helpful for you was a class traitor by working against its own interests and the other animals there by pushing in. The second pig was obviously unwilling to be put near the first for fear of being used as being reduced to breeding stock with the traitor.
9:12 the cow does not agree but the chicken does lol
Starts talking about Speedrunning
Dream: Beats the game with Beds, a bunch of arrows, and no armor.
and a looting 3 diamond sword
@@dodolulupepe Named P*nis
@@Chaos77777 penis
@@walter2440 Excuse me sir, this is a Christian Minecraft Server
EXACT
Wadzee fans be like: wait I’ve seen this one before
CaptainSparklez fans: what do you mean you’ve seen it before it’s brand new!
That was the first thing I watched in his channel. Then I learned about Dream and George. Now I am back watching OG youtuber captain sparkles
Faxx
@@algame3 me too!
*The circle gang is coming for you*
"I hope we get more birch" already planted a sapling lol
Nobody: Captain Sparkelz: BRRREEEEEAH
Zombie: **spawns**
Captain Sparklez: we got our first mob!
3 cows, 2 sheep, 2 pigs, a chicken, and a mooshroom: ARE WE A JOKE TO YOU?
next video: "so i did a little building off camera"
CaptainSparklez:the gang is all here!
Sheep: why are we still here? Just ta suffer...
34:14 top ten rappers eminem is too afraid to diss
Captain: *mentions speedrunning*
Comments: OH DREEEEEEAAM
Marshmallow Demon dream
Cmon dream
Minecraft manhunt feat. Captainsparklez
@@holdenthomas5325 He would be a dead man unless given access to his mods in which Dream and George aren't used to
*psst, guys. Let’s all just wait a full hour before watching episode 2 so he gets mad*
Yes.
ÒwÓ It's time tree o be mischievous.
Hope he doesn’t find out he’ll be heat mad at us the most
no
Im the 69th like
Holy crap he reminds me of Bill Hader. My god it’s epic
The sound all the blocks made when he picked them up is how I imagine Jardons fart sounds from so many years of Minecraft
You can make an infinite amount of dirt by getting gravel from the nether. If you then make coarse dirt and you mine it, it will give you regular dirt back and you can repeat the process.
Nice profile pic dude
What can I say, great minds think alike
"Welcome back to the Block Mining Podcast."
Takes me back to Skyblock with Mark and Nick and all the cobble gen moments