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Life: The Game
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- Опубліковано 27 тра 2016
- Life... such a fleeting beautiful thing! And now in game form!
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Get kids
Mark: didn't we miss a step?
Me: my childhood was destroyed
. . .
why tell me the story Jassem poopgamer
😐
Aw thx Mark ur so thoughtful to have to mention that...
not funny.
this guy is great! he should start a youtube channel!
Ikr? He could call it like... "Markwithpliers" or something.
😂
:/
That doesn’t work here.
Tobini Toblini wdym
1:33: *Dude Perfect wants to know your location*
AustinJD21 lol
Your right 🤣🤣🤣 lmao
69th like
AustinJD21 😂
Yes, that was truly amazing
1:57 "Get kids?! Didn't we skip a step here?" xD
Lol
I think I know what he's talking about ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Xd
Boris the Wolf
I don’t think the way you make kids should be included in a cartoon game
Boris the Wolf I know the step we skipped
1:36 can we just appreciate that perfect dunk for a sec 👌🏻
👌🏼
🥶👌
nooov
vknkdfkjgfhghgfghdghj
SHESHHHHHHHHHHH🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶😦😦😦
jumpscares:
5:09
LOL!
The end is pretty scary 😋
so random xD
True it was like:
Peaceful
Peaceful
BAM! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OMG NATSU!!!
"Grandkids? Do we put them in the fire?"
-Mark 2016
Ah, of course. The obvious answer
*Lady giving birth*
Markiplier: "Get kids! Wait didnt we skip a step here?"
Yes he did
3:20 grandpa controls the pills with his mind.
Add a minute
You can tell because he is squinting
nilufa sultana😂
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
Professor Xavier!!!!
1:58
*”Didn’t we skip a step here?”*
Oooooooooooffffff 69 likes
this
First the 3rd lel
1st*
"Ah i cant take it anymore i lost all controls of my bowels my bladder doesnt function as a urinary tract now its just a superhighway for infection,,
Markimoo 2016
There is much truth here.
BULLSHIT!
*B U L L S H I T !*
this is by far the shortest video markiplier has ever posted in the history of all his videos
Agreed
Agree 👍
nope
Not even close the meow, woof, and moo videos are all shorter
Oh and that video he had with slogoman from years ago that got taken down
1:18 how do you have 16.5 cats😂
Typical Potato :3 ha
1 cat is the size of a teacup chihuahua
One might be pregnant
Bro u have 17 cats cut 1 in half BOOM 16 and a “half” slice dead cat😊👍👌🏻
*_He consumed the nether portion_*
"2 + 5 is 17" - Markiplier 2016
*12 not 2.
Edited: Oh, but Mark did say "2" instead of 12. My bad.
lol no andrew mark said 2 + 5 is 17 lol
instead of 12 + 5
yeah that thank u ( T . T ) lol jk but really thx lol
Wow you obviously don't know math 2+5 is 17 it's simple subtraction duh
They should have called it “Speedrun Life” with the speedrun music in the background
3:34 im dying of laughter 😂
😂😂
SAME AAHHADJJDSHD
SAME LMAO
Same
"WHA DIDN'T WE SKIP A STEP HERE?!"
Markiplier 2016
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Jack got to his wife first XDDD
OH. XD
we use the same app to make our icon butt mine came i out better
True
That awkward stare at the End was amazing
+Dreaming Dragonair (Pikachu89100) Agreee xD !
and the scream after it too XD
HAVE A LOVELY DAY,I LOVE YOU...BWAAA!
I laughed my ass off at the end... WTF?
anyone else have a staring contest at the end?
“Get kids. Didn’t we skip a step here?”
“Technically yes, but actually no.”
I fear no man, but that thing
"No"
IT SCARES ME
5:09 when your mom comes in with A belt
xd Yoitsmeee AHHH-
5:08
I died when he tried to do the pills
Me too!!!
Same
Same
David Martinez I’m still fcking recovering from laughing uncontrollably at that XD
David Martinez sane I’m crying
the pills
blue : pew
pink : mark
green : jack
willow. draw. Old man: us
Any one but the blue
So true so true
true :D
Blue is crank gameplays
Mark: “I want that speedo and that giant jalapeño”
Game: Well f**k you, you can’t have em
Did no one else realize that the main character had no dad while his mom was giving birth to him and it was the complete opposite when his wife was giving birth?
*so then…. Who’s the father?*
2:36 WHOs your daddy in a nutshell
Yea
Penny wise
"My bladder doesn't function as a urinary track. It's now just a super highway for infection."
This fucking killed me, because this is so relevant to my life. I get bladder infections ALL THE TIME.
I was dying hahahaha.
umm
FairyTail Fan1656
try wiping
proudblackjynx Try knowing what you're talking about before you respond to things.
4:16 "hold your tits" i died laughing at this part ROFL 😂😂😂😂😂
3:35 was the funniest thing ever
They should add an ending where if you touch anything during "die" he should just pop out of the grave and go "surprise!" And the ending would say " GOOOD JOB you failed to die, you now live forever watching every decendent of yours die and then the world will end and you will end up in a black,suffocating,void of nothingness." That would be cool right?
Bumbleshanks
Yeah 😂
WalkinBankroll8 it’d be hilarious
Bumbleshanks
Bumbleshanks
Are you okay dude?
it sad that we live for 5 minutes
lol
LOL! :P
xD
XD
ikr
2:00 “didnt we skip a step here”
Ive seen so many people mess up this game but he was the only person who didn’t mess up as much
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? WHY THE HELL IS THAT!?"
Markplier 2016
When?
Wesley Alandale *ahem* 2017?
*2016*
*2016*
@@xavier_x1871 lkloltsyuchcufurtdycyvhvykdnsyenc7rhfvucu j jxjjxxnh
The pills are coloured like Pewdiepie, Markiplier and Jacksepticeye!
YES
Oh I just noticed that!
***** like logo
yea I agree. I noticed that! 😂😂
Lol I Totally agree
“MY BLADDER DOESNT FUNCTION AS A URINARY TRACT!!!”
Then what does it function as
When the old man went crazy, I lost my laughter 🤣
Who else had a staring contest at the end with Mark? 😂
me too XDDD
+Aquari Sun you know what? You start dating with grammar I heard its good for your health
yup xD
me!
+Lord Daedalus You did not end your first comment with a period/exclamation/etc, so I am going to assume you still plan on finishing that sentence at some point. Also, if we are judging based on formal writing, contractions such as I'll, we'll, you're, are all prohibited.
WHY NOT ZIODBERG? WOOPOPOPOPO
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY! Oh wait..Uh... wrong character..
+Joshua Otaku "Bite my shiny metal ass" oh sorry did it again.
I would have laughed if you spelled his name right.
Christopher Milan #TRIGGERDDDD
Mark: “I think we missed a step”
Me: “oop”
XD wow
4:25
I was watching this on my phone and it died halfway through this quote. The screen literally faded to black as it ended.
When MArk put the kids in the fire OMG I died
Lizzy Rogerz lol me too
No the kid died
Same the girl screaming sounds like a guy scream
That was funny I was dying.
I was dying when he did and old man impression 😂😂😂
"Fire do I put them in the fire?" 😂
owowhatsthis? Finally found this comment
This video but with lixians editing would probably be the funniest video ever
1:27 was that a reference to "Why not Zoidberg?"
gyhiu
yea it was
yep
ZackAttackFTW no shit
Ya if you didnt pic zoidberg than it says "Why not Zoidberg???" So ya😂
"DIE WAIT WTF"😂
Ikr XD
xD
Hilarious
HOLD YOUR TITS
Xd
3:18 *That was the hardest part ever*
“My bladder doesn’t function as a urinary tract anymore, it’s now just a superhighway for infection!”
Mark Edward- 2016
Pause 2:01 Anyone notice The Pink mustasch baby
me, all hail markimoo references
Omg. I did too
Pretty ironic
mind. blown
yes yes i did
" I got acne scars from popping my acne scars" -Markiplier 2016
LOL
Lol
😅😅😅
the profile picture makes this comment all the better
Tamrah Sales
haha! thanks, m8
"Zoidberg? Why not?" Well, if you swipe Zoidberg away it actually says "Why not Zoidberg?"
mark: im pretty sure hes singing
me, seeing a treble clef:
*t r i g g e r e d*
Loved the outro 😂😂😂👏🎉❤️
......BYYEH
lol BYYYYEEEEEHHHHHH
your profile pic is awesome.
my name is Jordan I love sleeping with you at time
Émily Maheux phgp
This is Mark's 3000th video!
Congrats!
Holy cow, you are right!
YAY
wow so it is congrats Mark
thanks for all the videos
Sweet.
look at how many vids he has
Wait... Acne scars are a thing?
...shoot.
Ur screwed man
"I need the car"
5 seconds later
"GET OUT OF HERE CAR GOD DAMMIT"
#givemarkhisdiamondplaybutton
#givemarkhisdiamondplaybutton
+Xrayic #givemarkhisdiamomdplaybutton
Yay, I started a trend! TO TWITTER. If I had an account... :|
+The Gamer Freak Yassss
+The Gamer Freak yusss
1:36 well, that wAS AWSOME, DUNK IT MARK😂👏
Random Dogface Ikr
There’s another Terry Pratchett quote I feel would work well here.
“Make a man a fire, he’ll be warm for an hour. _Set_ a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life,” lmaoo
3:33 me in a nutshell
16 and a HALF cats? How? Oh....
Ohhhhhhhhh.
OHHHHHHHH.
Oh no.
i still don't get it ._.
I don't get it
One is like 1\2 another cat because its just that fat
+MeMoTie i thought it was a kitten
Nope, not gonna work. Don't try to try this.
Life flashes before your eyes, it's called life. For gods sake that was deep.
3:25-3:50 omg I tried so hard to not laugh cos I was meant to be sleeping I cried of laughter instead
Sam Sung Same 😂😂😅🤣
Mark's first instinct when baby sitting: *IN THE FIRE*
Notice that in the end he don't say his outro
Didn't*
YEAH OMG I DIDNT EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT
"Have a lovely day... I love you..."
at least he yelled "Bye!!!"
He just says have a lovely day........
..... BYE!! Lol 😂😏😏😂😂😂😂 😉
*huh. that's life alright. short sweet and to the point.*
Primrose Petals D:
Primrose Petals hi
Primrose Petals nice profile picture
CreeperKiller97 great name I guess
Aww he said “I love you”!!
4:12 i Love how "DIE!" Was just there like if the game was telling markiplier to killhimself lol
Markiplier: doink doink doink*makes all three*
Me: OHHHHH SAVAGE BEER PONG BOI
2:07 "The car! I need it!"
2:09 "Dammit car get outta there!"
Me:😐😐😐
this proves life Is just a game that takes 80+ years to finish
5:08 Me when its the holidays and I am exciting school
I've been stuck at the Date part for about 9 years now.
lol
Its funny cause no one loves you. Its also funny cause its true.
yeah.. me too
That's why you bullshit your way into sex and never call em again.
+Lyrikan +Vanilla Essence
Oooh....I see where this is going! I'll get the mood started!! **scatters roses and grabs a violin**
"No views"
*15 likes*
gg youtube
Lol
lol
Lol ikr
gg UA-cam!
ha lol
Markiplier: “Didn’t We Miss A Part”
Me: “Wow Markiplier I Didn’t Think You Thought That Way”
dat is dirty
*Life:* The game we all play
Well. That was depressing.
+SarahMarie-GamingPardy I suppose lol
+Hypervice You should change your username to herbivore lol
ikr
Just like real life
IKR?! I'm already scared of death. :(
OMG WHEN HE DID THE PILL LEVEL I DIED 🤣
Gay
@FNAF plush productions official° wtf 1 month ago
@@RebeI01 Gay indeed! Look at the flag :)
@@hat7475 sorry, I commented this when I was kinda immature
@@RebeI01 ah, Thats okay haha. We were all immature and stupid once.
Glad to know how much you changed in four months! Haha
“Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, but learning to dance in the rain.” - Vivian Greene
"Make babies"
Mark: Did'nt we skip a step"
You..... Dont wanna know that part
Yep.
At the end, I thought I had paused the video. I did not pause the video.
Save yourselves.
but the music was still playing
Markimoo is loading... turn on the subtitles qx
So you did not se the clods moving
lol okay
I wish life was this easy...😟
JelliesBear 376, I wish life was longer...
The fact that we might’ve be dead and we are just watching our life pass through our eyes
2nd graders when they flex
“I have abs?”
Markiplier I just want to say thanks. Today my depression came back and my anxiety and I almost cut and ruined my 2 months of being clean. But I put on this video and it made my day a whole lot better. U prevented me from hurting myself and I'm not crying anymore. Thank u. I truly love you and your videos and even tho u won't read this I just want to say ur my favorite UA-camr and whenever I'm about to cut I'm gonna watch u ❤️ thank u 😭
+Squishy Writes thanks! I'm proud of myself to which I don't say that much. But u just need someone like markiplier to lift ur spirits ❤️ that's y he is my favorite youtuber
So far im only 1 DAY clean...i want to die everyday, but then i think of Mark and i play his video and thats probably the only time i laugh...he makes my day too, sometimes even stops me from cutting ( like right now )
Catlover58 _gamer Yeah I am just same, I have anxiety and depression and I often come here to see Mark doing sole great vids and it always makes me feel so much better, I am so glad of it, Idk where I would be without having him making all these funny and nice videos making me and probably many, many more people so happy 😭💖💖
Nice_tall_glass_of_ milk
Aw, you were just like me.. I'm sorry.
There is a reference to Mark and Jack in the next game.
+Nell Games
There was?
Oh how he will react😂
+Nell Games Undertale? Really?
What's the name of the next game?
The next game is weird lol 😋
*get married*
*get kids*
Mark: dIdN't We SkIp A sTeP??!?!?!
...
Reminds me of that one scene from Rick and Morty, where Rick forces Morty to play what is essentially an animated version of this game.
OMG THANKS FOR THE SKIN TIPS!!!!
0:43
I know
"NOOO"
..... uhmm...
Take the knife and POP EM
Docter: You have 5:09 minute to live.
Me: (Watch this video)
*gets unskipable ad*
@@MoffiDog exactly what I wanted to write
my reaction would be 5:08
.
the sad thing about this video is how short the game is which emphasized how short life can be and each day we get closer to death
i love speedrunning this game. no one make a dream reference please
i gotchu bro
@@superfeddecay yessir
How do you live with 16 and a half cats ? That doesn't really make sense does it
Weaponx Liz and now, the weather.
Weaponx Liz A kitten I guess?
Weaponx Liz it's not supposed to
One is either Briarlight, or pregnant.
Weaponx Liz you cut 1 cat in a half
I just graduated today and I am happy, I wish you are too or at least this comment will make you feel better!
Congratulations! :D
LlamaPug 230 thx
We need more comments like this on UA-cam. Also congratulations on graduating.
Congratulations 😆🎂
Congrats!
This man is not ready for life
When he got to the ending Me: *Crying* ITS My favorite AUTHOR YayayayayayyyayayyYYYyyyyYYy”
Oh my god the outro...❤️❤️❤️
CookingWithChef ikr
Life the game I wish I had a life
@Klerq i hate people like you.
Already Tracer
Annnd that’s why you don’t have a life.
@@kingdmind an old comment repilied on is somee5hing you dont do
Gay
1:57 bro wanted to see it all
3:42 glasses part that connect looks like his mouth
Hello, I am bay max, your personal robo medic in cares and needs.