@@admiralmonocle3874 really? what country do you live in? Also that reminded me of a clip from jeaprody or however you spell it where the question was a coming of age under common law which is 14 for boys and 12 for girls and some guy said the answer was the age of consent T_T
Heard that many times in the past yet not once could anyone provide any actual source. Sound like bs that spread around the internet because lolinternet.
Fun fact they aged mercy down and tracer and dva up for no reason. Well there might have been a reason for dva but mercy was now canonically a teenager working as a doctor for overwatch and saving lives doing procedures nobody else could as a teen. And also sometime tracer becomes a French maid
@@xXBarracudaXx during their fight, soldier and reaper do end up actually having a definitive winner, soldier kills reaper however mercy revives him, he is quite literally undead, it is after this that moira then further experiments on reaper, which cause his cells to die and regrow constantly, leaving him in a state of being both alive and dead, and a state of pure agony.
Imagine making a robot to protect your country and the first thing it does is run off to essentially cage fight with a bunch of random ninjas, medieval cosplayers, and war criminals
Hammond is alive at 14 due to him being a lab experiment like Winston, Orisa was reprogrammed recently but she would be 2 years old and 1 month, Reaper and Soldier 76 were both supersoldiers which explains Soldier's speed.
@@ubermaster134 I don't really know. Bastion was also broken down, but they count him as his age since original construction instead of refurbishment. Orisa is considered a month old because she was just rebuilt.
The fact that bro almost gets none of there names right mora aresa like bro what the heck you should not be playing if you don’t know there names correctly
Dva was 16 but was changed to 19 due to r34, if your to stupid to understand it then here, there were videos/photos made with dva technically being child po- so they had to change her age(your welcome 🙃)
HAhah lil bros hormones running crazy - focus on yourself first and delay the urge for females, you will be greatly rewarded in the end. Thank me in 15 years :)
bro really said jenji lmao
And imma say it again😈
@@ItsPapiDiego hi Phil swift here for flex tape,the superstrong waterproof tape,that can instantly attach,bond,and shut your fucking mouth
@@ItsPapiDiego please dont
People mispronounce words on purpose in videos now so that idiots in the comments point it out
@@ItsPapiDiego man's a menace to society
Jenji and mora 💀
this is illegal
And I’ll do it again😈
🗿
they say it that way so the get more comments on their videos
When I first started playing, I said "mwa-rah"
Bruh, wrecking ball outlived the oldest hamster ever by 10 years 💀
Bro he’s genetic enhancements made it so he can live to 78 same with winston
It’s because he’s smart enough to avoid dying in the most random way possible like all other hamsters
@@garrettcooper58next thing you see in him falling off a roof without his ball😂
He is built diffrent
Seriously, even if he was genetically modified, how has he not had a typical hamster death? AKA, the most unusual death of any animal.
Fun fact: dva was 16 but they changed to 19 for understandable reasons.
There can't be a comment section without arguments
i came here to say the same thing lmao.
they changed it because of the game's age rating
@@legacyy254 Exactly no. But let's say that instead...
@@legacyy254 They changed it because people were making Porn of her
Because they were sexualizing a 16 year old
"Your honor, Orisa is 18 in dog years"
"Orisa is also a over a hundred years old in insect years"
I’m sure orisa is a horse or a deer
Orisa is a robot, don’t worry.
Orissa is 5 there's a 5 year time skip in between ow1 and 2
@@jasonmcnamara7021 was about to say that wait but it actually 6 year now to be exact from ow1 and ow2
Orisa: 1 month old
Also Orisa (to Hanzo): I see you glancing at me. You wish to ride me into battle.
AHEM anyway
AHEM idk what you are talking about (while surfing the R34)
Anyway, so I started blasting
Because she is part horse and she assumed he was a samurai
Hmmmmmm
"Reaper's creepy ass" 😂😂😂
Number one tip that genshin players don't know: the age of consent is 18.
it's all just pixels though so beat to whatever you like 🗿
@@tester1991 🤨
Yeah, in your country. In mine it's 14
@@admiralmonocle3874 really? what country do you live in? Also that reminded me of a clip from jeaprody or however you spell it where the question was a coming of age under common law which is 14 for boys and 12 for girls and some guy said the answer was the age of consent T_T
@@DripBox07 Austria. I also know that Germany has the age of consent at 14 and Japan at 13.
Tracer r34 artists: * swiping sweat off forehead*
She could be 10 and they’d still make it
What about the dvas because not gonna lie I sweating for a minute there
dva more like
@@SowDah_ i found orisa r34 long ago yea
Bro they be making Dora you really think they care
R34 orisa artists: "IM GOING TO JAIL!"
Orissa what artists? Huh?
@The Hunter dont search up wall-e
🤣
@@Zack-fu4lo R34, if you don't know what that means, God blessed you
@@axolotl5874 search up wall E got it
Phew. We're safe, guys. We're all good to go.😂
I am 17 anyway so i got no cases either way
No I'm not. Hammond is 14 😭
@@afox1689😣😥😩😫😭😭😭
😈😈😈
"Jenji"
I'm dead.
💀💀💀
jenji is dead aswell, after his nerfs
Orissa: "you wish to ride me into battle?"
*fbi open up*
Dirty minded mfs when they forget the original definition of riding
Does she says that to hanzo.
@@LeonardoStupidKenway yes yes she does and his answer doesn’t make it any better 😂
Isn't she a robot. She is sentient
@@kimaniHyman r/wooosh
I heard that dva was originally sixteen but they changed it for "certain reasons"💀
Should've kept it. See if people resist or not 😆
Yeah, because a 16 year old wielding a gun would result to the game becoming 18+
Also cause killing kids in video games is a no no.
Heard that many times in the past yet not once could anyone provide any actual source. Sound like bs that spread around the internet because lolinternet.
aint no way
dva players two years ago: 🚨👮♀️🚔
I refuse to believe Reaper is older than Soldier, Blizzard needs to stop smoking what they're smoking 🤣
58 years old and still haven't left his edge lord phase
"IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM!"
😂
@@hydrokinesis251 llop00
whew
dva with that age clutch
She was 16 before they changed it to 19 for reason you probably will understand
Edit:
I was high while writing this
@@mrbanana8429 he? Oh hell nawwww
@@mrbanana8429 💀
@@mrbanana8429 WAIT WHAT!!!
I couldn't care.
THERE ARE NO LAWS AGAINST ROBOTS, BATMAN!
Fun fact they aged mercy down and tracer and dva up for no reason. Well there might have been a reason for dva but mercy was now canonically a teenager working as a doctor for overwatch and saving lives doing procedures nobody else could as a teen. And also sometime tracer becomes a French maid
wym aged her down? mercy is like, late 30s
Wdym aged down ? Dva was supposed to 16
@@diabloiii4234 mercy was aged down from 32 to like 24. DVA was aged up from 16 to 19
Dva prolly was aged up because of the rule 34
@@hammerpaw7338 Mercy is canonically 37...
My guy reaper 58 years old and still be whooping ass
good for him
Hes literally dead tho
still got his soul
Reinhardt is 61 years old.
yeah he died a long time ago but was resurrected
So that guy that is chasing me down with two 12 gauges is the same age as my dad, who right now is just sitting in the living room watching football
I'm pretty sure he could fit a war veteran stereotype Reaper anyway
what soldier enhancement programs does to a mf
I mean, he is an undead supersoldier
I mean yes and no. In the Overwatch universe, Reaper was born in 2018
@@xXBarracudaXx during their fight, soldier and reaper do end up actually having a definitive winner, soldier kills reaper however mercy revives him, he is quite literally undead, it is after this that moira then further experiments on reaper, which cause his cells to die and regrow constantly, leaving him in a state of being both alive and dead, and a state of pure agony.
She’s one month old but has the maturity of a 50 year old woman
Love the way you say jenji. Us jenji pronouncers must stay strong together
Orisa has been 1 month old for years.
What a legend.
She's like Stewie Griffin and every other cartoon show baby
She is the newest model of Ash from
Pokemon
Also wtf hanzo doing?
Thank god DVa is 19, I was scared she was 17 or something
they increased her age just for that reason
I was legit hoping dva was underage so people would stop simping over her, on second thought, that wouldn't stop most people who play overwatch
@@krab4076 I think it causes the exact opposite
Why would you be scared? What did you do? 🤔
@@krab4076 including you based on your profile pic
Reapers creepy A$s got me dying😂😂
This guy getting sent straight to hell after arriving at the pearly gates and calling God "Jod"
"reapers creepy ass is 58 years old" 💀
When Orisa was released she was 1 month now she’s 2 years and 1 month
She’s not legal yet.
We have to wait :/
@@defansifsavasc8234 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
@@defansifsavasc8234 Ayo?
shes like 5 years+ if she was 1 month in 2017
@@defansifsavasc8234 hahahahhahahhhhhhhhhhhh so funny
Rule 34 states that Dva had to get her age changed from 16 to 19.
orisa is so adorable i love her!
Imagine making a robot to protect your country and the first thing it does is run off to essentially cage fight with a bunch of random ninjas, medieval cosplayers, and war criminals
Hammond is alive at 14 due to him being a lab experiment like Winston, Orisa was reprogrammed recently but she would be 2 years old and 1 month, Reaper and Soldier 76 were both supersoldiers which explains Soldier's speed.
"Reaper's creepy ass is 58" 😂😂😂
Nahhh I thought Dva was older than Tracer tf 💀
Man said jenji. He heard everyone say it normally and said: you know what, I'm gonna be different, I'm gonna be wrong.
not jenji, genji
Man really went out of his way to force algo interactions.
More people commenting on it = more views
he does it trigger skidmarks like you
Orisa still got me acting up
My door 🚪: FBI OPEN UP
FBI: wait ur into a machine nah we'll let god handle this
good joke
Dam Moira keeps herself fresh ngl
bro really said jenji and mora
the only illegal thing in this video is "jenji" happy to hear that most of the characters are legal ... for reasons
🤨
uhm 14 year old hamster....
@@schmietwechdeschiet4340 hamsters life span is 3 year.. meaning he ain’t a kid in hamster years which luckily means he old enough.. for reasons
Mora
@@Her_Horizons what reasons? 😭
I used to think soldier was 76 years old just because it says 76 in his name
he named himself after his age, the ultimate boomer
Nah, 76 is just his tag number. I think Reaper actually used to have one too back in the days before Overwatch (Soldier 52 or something like that)
@@_darkkstar_ yea he used to be called soldier 52
My man be looking mad fine for his age 🤷🏻♂️
@@Killa_Cam_Gaming no he's soldier 24
Orisa rule3-
Blizzard knew what they were doing with D'va.
Yooo let’s go, 19! Good gf material than...
Lol yes
Down bad
Blizzard did us a favor🙏
nah bruh
L
Orisa be like “they get the spear” but still be younger than my beans.
What beans 🤨
@@fatkrab7556 beans from his farm
from uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
commenter's bean farm
@@UH-60_Blackhawk Ooooh makes sense
Younger than my sprouts😭😭😭
Damn, Wrecking Ball is ancient going by normal hamster lifespans.
Overwatch really said “if you can fight then your drafted”
Jenji 💀
who the hell calls him "Jenji"?
I swear every day we strya further and further from jod
And now I will only ever say Jod instead of God.
jod damn it
I was about to scroll right past, but the jod part got me lmao
Dang we strya and jod? Man you most definitely are stryaing further from jod bro
"jod" that actually got me.
“Im not sure what to do with this information”
I know EXACTLY what to do with this information..
Jenji💀 I can’t
When orisa was revealed in 2017, i treated it like that was her actual birthday, so right now she would be 5
She is 5. Canonically she is 5, Overwatch2 takes place 5 years later.
I like 5 year olds
@@catman2307 🤨🤨🤨
twitter users after learning this: *_PHEW_*
The MAPs be like: *Walter White mental breakdown*
@@brendandl.brandez6571 damn can’t believe the world map is a twitter user
Ball is older than me
ah yes, my favorite overwatch character.
*jenji*
Orisa is literally a robot ofc shes young
I'd smash a robot
Bro wants to pump Orisa ☠️☠️☠️☠️
@@IgnacioBalboa1 yup I would and dva's mech
@@shotoson7288 bros going for the mech and not her, what a chad
@@ceetuu_ thx
🥵JeNjI✨ 💅mOrA😳
Oreesa
Jenji is wild 😂😂😂😂
Well at least I’m not going to jail.
I think the most surprising character age in OW is Junkrat being 25, making him the third youngest hero (second youngest at launch)
Another is mei who is biologically 41.
Orisa is an Omnic. She was only just refurbished and given her current personality a month before the game's lore is currently set.
If she wasn't broken down would she be as old as Bastion?
@@ubermaster134 I don't really know. Bastion was also broken down, but they count him as his age since original construction instead of refurbishment. Orisa is considered a month old because she was just rebuilt.
The fact that bro almost gets none of there names right mora aresa like bro what the heck you should not be playing if you don’t know there names correctly
He said jenji and I had a heart attack
Damn Reaper is in middle age. Yet he blown our heads like smashing tomatoes
you might wanna read that again
@@done-_-gum0648 well. just for fun
I was really hoping DV.A wasn’t legal so I could laugh as the jails fill overnight
Lol not me being so obsessed that I already know all of this info.
Orisa's the baby of the group
“Jenji” “Mora” 💀
Dva was 16 but was changed to 19 due to r34, if your to stupid to understand it then here, there were videos/photos made with dva technically being child po- so they had to change her age(your welcome 🙃)
you’re*
@@xo.vinnyy ok and
Too*
@@ricot1089 kinda ironic that you call someone stupid for not knowing what r34 is but then you can't even use the right you're and too, lmao.
Game came out in 2016 so since then it's been a few years. Now she is older /s
Orisa is old enough for me
The younger the better
Orisa being 1 year old is the same a '22 civic being one year old
DAMN! General Reaper really is a decaying Skeleton but no matter what i still love him till i die!💜🖤👿🔥✨
19 years huh just perfect
Everyone: Genji
This guy: "Jenji"
Lol
I was not expecting Genji to almost be in his 40s💀
“Your honor I didn’t know she was under 1 month I couldn’t tell”
Orisa being a month old really helps to establish the timeline of events
They just making sure that the artist that made 3D videos about these character won't end up in jails.
I laughed so hard when he said jenji and Mora like how can you mess up the names that badly
Orisa rule 34 going especially hard these days
No comment honestly
What the actual fuck
“ age is nothing but a number “
I wish reaper was in his 200s or something that would be cool.
A soon as bro said “jenji” I literally said quietly but out loud to myself “oh no, oooh nooo” 💀
FBI about to bust my ass cus of that last one
💀
That last part made me regret so many rhings
“Jenji”💀
"1 years old" 💀
Under 1y/o
@@spare1-1 I made this comment because of how he said it. It's not 1 years old, it's 1 year old.
When you find out there’s a voice line of orisa asking hanzo if she wants to ride her into battle 😳
Homie is shook that a robot could've been made less then a month ago
I already knew ball was 14 and it still blows my mind
I know he didn’t just say Jenji 😭
Jenji, i never imagine that you would say that too💀
😮💨 phew, we dodged a bullet there boys
BRO SAID JENJI IM DEADD
Let’s Goooooo !!!!
Tracer and Dva
Now I just need to grow more
HAhah lil bros hormones running crazy - focus on yourself first and delay the urge for females, you will be greatly rewarded in the end. Thank me in 15 years :)
The rule 34 artists are lucky
“Do you know the muffin man?….THE MUFFIN MAN!!!” -Genji
Orisa being one month old makes sense, she's got that pure justice kinda mentality that you could expect from someone very young
So you're saying she's legal?