Heard that many times in the past yet not once could anyone provide any actual source. Sound like bs that spread around the internet because lolinternet.
@@xXBarracudaXx during their fight, soldier and reaper do end up actually having a definitive winner, soldier kills reaper however mercy revives him, he is quite literally undead, it is after this that moira then further experiments on reaper, which cause his cells to die and regrow constantly, leaving him in a state of being both alive and dead, and a state of pure agony.
Hammond is alive at 14 due to him being a lab experiment like Winston, Orisa was reprogrammed recently but she would be 2 years old and 1 month, Reaper and Soldier 76 were both supersoldiers which explains Soldier's speed.
@@admiralmonocle3874 really? what country do you live in? Also that reminded me of a clip from jeaprody or however you spell it where the question was a coming of age under common law which is 14 for boys and 12 for girls and some guy said the answer was the age of consent T_T
Imagine making a robot to protect your country and the first thing it does is run off to essentially cage fight with a bunch of random ninjas, medieval cosplayers, and war criminals
@@ubermaster134 I don't really know. Bastion was also broken down, but they count him as his age since original construction instead of refurbishment. Orisa is considered a month old because she was just rebuilt.
Fun fact they aged mercy down and tracer and dva up for no reason. Well there might have been a reason for dva but mercy was now canonically a teenager working as a doctor for overwatch and saving lives doing procedures nobody else could as a teen. And also sometime tracer becomes a French maid
HAhah lil bros hormones running crazy - focus on yourself first and delay the urge for females, you will be greatly rewarded in the end. Thank me in 15 years :)
Dva was 16 but was changed to 19 due to r34, if your to stupid to understand it then here, there were videos/photos made with dva technically being child po- so they had to change her age(your welcome 🙃)
Before development, she was planned to be 14 years old and play the role of like a video game prodigy but right before release they updated her age to 19 for obvious reasons So the player model is made to look like a 14 year old originally
@@deerdust360 No, her backstory starts lorewise from where she was 14, she was going yo be 17 originally but developers changed it due to the different gaming ratings of minors wielding guns or being "killed" in a game, so to not get the game to pg 18, they made her to be 19, not because of those "other" reasons.
@@theboithatsurvivedtwice First iI never say something about men you just find a comment and you say "Mmm I wanna write something about men for no reason" and second if you thing what I say and what you say now ...I was thinking Reaper was younger than that and he is 58 years old ...if someone says the same about DVA not only a man but someone man/woman say the same thing as me about DVA yes it is weird actually because I you was thinking DVA was younger as I did for Reaper is a big difference here ...if you thing Reaper is 58 years old but DVA is only 19 and you thinking the same thing as me all this time for be in love before you know the age but about her ....how much more young you was think she was before know her age to be in love with her ? 16 , 15 , 14 ? If you thinking the same thing as me for Reaper about her for be in love with her ... are you telling me that you imagine DVA as a minor so that you can be in love with her all this time like I was with Reaper ? That doesn't make you a pedophile ? DVA is already only 19 but Reaper is 58 ... do you still believe it's the same thing ? I say that for a 58 years old man and I was imagine Reaper younger like 28 or 30 years old but you say that about a young 19 years old girl....I don't thing is the same thing . I'm sorry for tell you but I don't thing so .
bro really said jenji lmao
And imma say it again😈
@@ItsPapiDiego hi Phil swift here for flex tape,the superstrong waterproof tape,that can instantly attach,bond,and shut your fucking mouth
@@ItsPapiDiego please dont
People mispronounce words on purpose in videos now so that idiots in the comments point it out
@@ItsPapiDiego man's a menace to society
Jenji and mora 💀
this is illegal
And I’ll do it again😈
🗿
they say it that way so the get more comments on their videos
When I first started playing, I said "mwa-rah"
Bruh, wrecking ball outlived the oldest hamster ever by 10 years 💀
Bro he’s genetic enhancements made it so he can live to 78 same with winston
It’s because he’s smart enough to avoid dying in the most random way possible like all other hamsters
@@garrettcooper58next thing you see in him falling off a roof without his ball😂
He is built diffrent
Seriously, even if he was genetically modified, how has he not had a typical hamster death? AKA, the most unusual death of any animal.
"Your honor, Orisa is 18 in dog years"
"Orisa is also a over a hundred years old in insect years"
I’m sure orisa is a horse or a deer
Orisa is a robot, don’t worry.
Orissa is 5 there's a 5 year time skip in between ow1 and 2
@@jasonmcnamara7021 was about to say that wait but it actually 6 year now to be exact from ow1 and ow2
Orisa: 1 month old
Also Orisa (to Hanzo): I see you glancing at me. You wish to ride me into battle.
AHEM anyway
AHEM idk what you are talking about (while surfing the R34)
Anyway, so I started blasting
Because she is part horse and she assumed he was a samurai
Hmmmmmm
"Reaper's creepy ass" 😂😂😂
Fr💀😭
R34 orisa artists: "IM GOING TO JAIL!"
Orissa what artists? Huh?
@The Hunter dont search up wall-e
🤣
@@Zack-fu4lo R34, if you don't know what that means, God blessed you
@@axolotl5874 search up wall E got it
Orissa: "you wish to ride me into battle?"
*fbi open up*
Dirty minded mfs when they forget the original definition of riding
Does she says that to hanzo.
@@B1g_B0sssss yes yes she does and his answer doesn’t make it any better 😂
Isn't she a robot. She is sentient
@@kimaniHyman r/wooosh
This guy getting sent straight to hell after arriving at the pearly gates and calling God "Jod"
Tracer r34 artists: * swiping sweat off forehead*
She could be 10 and they’d still make it
What about the dvas because not gonna lie I sweating for a minute there
dva more like
@@SowDah_ i found orisa r34 long ago yea
Bro they be making Dora you really think they care
58 years old and still haven't left his edge lord phase
"IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM!"
😂
@@hydrokinesis251 llop00
Fun fact: dva was 16 but they changed to 19 for understandable reasons.
There can't be a comment section without arguments
i came here to say the same thing lmao.
they changed it because of the game's age rating
@@legacyy254 Exactly no. But let's say that instead...
@@legacyy254 They changed it because people were making Porn of her
Because they were sexualizing a 16 year old
Orisa has been 1 month old for years.
What a legend.
She's like Stewie Griffin and every other cartoon show baby
She is the newest model of Ash from
Pokemon
Also wtf hanzo doing?
I heard that dva was originally sixteen but they changed it for "certain reasons"💀
Should've kept it. See if people resist or not 😆
Yeah, because a 16 year old wielding a gun would result to the game becoming 18+
Also cause killing kids in video games is a no no.
Heard that many times in the past yet not once could anyone provide any actual source. Sound like bs that spread around the internet because lolinternet.
aint no way
"Jenji"
I'm dead.
💀💀💀
jenji is dead aswell, after his nerfs
whew
dva with that age clutch
She was 16 before they changed it to 19 for reason you probably will understand
Edit:
I was high while writing this
@@out-v-played he? Oh hell nawwww
@@out-v-played 💀
@@out-v-played WAIT WHAT!!!
I couldn't care.
My guy reaper 58 years old and still be whooping ass
good for him
Hes literally dead tho
still got his soul
Reinhardt is 61 years old.
yeah he died a long time ago but was resurrected
THERE ARE NO LAWS AGAINST ROBOTS, BATMAN!
NO, DONT DO IT, ONLINEMENACE, DONT DO SOMETHING THAT YOU’LL REGRET!!!!!
@@stormv0707 YOUR FUCKING PROFILE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
*sounds of intensely pounding metal*
*Metal pipe sounds intesifies* 🗿
Holy shit is that flesh panopticon?
So that guy that is chasing me down with two 12 gauges is the same age as my dad, who right now is just sitting in the living room watching football
I'm pretty sure he could fit a war veteran stereotype Reaper anyway
what soldier enhancement programs does to a mf
I mean, he is an undead supersoldier
I mean yes and no. In the Overwatch universe, Reaper was born in 2018
@@xXBarracudaXx during their fight, soldier and reaper do end up actually having a definitive winner, soldier kills reaper however mercy revives him, he is quite literally undead, it is after this that moira then further experiments on reaper, which cause his cells to die and regrow constantly, leaving him in a state of being both alive and dead, and a state of pure agony.
Hammond is alive at 14 due to him being a lab experiment like Winston, Orisa was reprogrammed recently but she would be 2 years old and 1 month, Reaper and Soldier 76 were both supersoldiers which explains Soldier's speed.
Number one tip that genshin players don't know: the age of consent is 18.
it's all just pixels though so beat to whatever you like 🗿
@@tester1991 🤨
Yeah, in your country. In mine it's 14
@@admiralmonocle3874 really? what country do you live in? Also that reminded me of a clip from jeaprody or however you spell it where the question was a coming of age under common law which is 14 for boys and 12 for girls and some guy said the answer was the age of consent T_T
@@DripBox07 Austria. I also know that Germany has the age of consent at 14 and Japan at 13.
"reapers creepy ass is 58 years old" 💀
Imagine making a robot to protect your country and the first thing it does is run off to essentially cage fight with a bunch of random ninjas, medieval cosplayers, and war criminals
Phew. We're safe, guys. We're all good to go.😂
I am 17 anyway so i got no cases either way
No I'm not. Hammond is 14 😭
@@afox1689😣😥😩😫😭😭😭
😈😈😈
When Orisa was released she was 1 month now she’s 2 years and 1 month
She’s not legal yet.
We have to wait :/
@@cpt_tai_lastimosa 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
@@cpt_tai_lastimosa Ayo?
shes like 5 years+ if she was 1 month in 2017
@@cpt_tai_lastimosa hahahahhahahhhhhhhhhhhh so funny
Man said jenji. He heard everyone say it normally and said: you know what, I'm gonna be different, I'm gonna be wrong.
not jenji, genji
Man really went out of his way to force algo interactions.
More people commenting on it = more views
he does it trigger skidmarks like you
“Soldier is 55 yet he has the speed of Usain Bolt”
Orisa still got me acting up
My door 🚪: FBI OPEN UP
FBI: wait ur into a machine nah we'll let god handle this
good joke
Thank god DVa is 19, I was scared she was 17 or something
they increased her age just for that reason
I was legit hoping dva was underage so people would stop simping over her, on second thought, that wouldn't stop most people who play overwatch
@@Qrab362 I think it causes the exact opposite
Why would you be scared? What did you do? 🤔
@@Qrab362 including you based on your profile pic
Love the way you say jenji. Us jenji pronouncers must stay strong together
the only illegal thing in this video is "jenji" happy to hear that most of the characters are legal ... for reasons
🤨
uhm 14 year old hamster....
@@schmietwechdeschiet4340 hamsters life span is 3 year.. meaning he ain’t a kid in hamster years which luckily means he old enough.. for reasons
Mora
@@HorizonsJoy what reasons? 😭
I used to think soldier was 76 years old just because it says 76 in his name
he named himself after his age, the ultimate boomer
Nah, 76 is just his tag number. I think Reaper actually used to have one too back in the days before Overwatch (Soldier 52 or something like that)
@@_darkkstar_ yea he used to be called soldier 52
My man be looking mad fine for his age 🤷🏻♂️
@@Killa_Cam_Gaming no he's soldier 24
Now it sounds different when I hear “I see you glancing at me do you wish to ride me into battle?” Hanzo be looking like drake frfr
When orisa was revealed in 2017, i treated it like that was her actual birthday, so right now she would be 5
She is 5. Canonically she is 5, Overwatch2 takes place 5 years later.
I like 5 year olds
@@catman2307 🤨🤨🤨
Orisa be like “they get the spear” but still be younger than my beans.
What beans 🤨
@@fatkrab7556 beans from his farm
from uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
commenter's bean farm
@@UH-60_Blackhawk Ooooh makes sense
Younger than my sprouts😭😭😭
I refuse to believe Reaper is older than Soldier, Blizzard needs to stop smoking what they're smoking 🤣
Jenji 💀
twitter users after learning this: *_PHEW_*
The MAPs be like: *Walter White mental breakdown*
@@brendandl.brandez6571 damn can’t believe the world map is a twitter user
"reapers creepy ass" 💀💀☠️☠️
I think the most surprising character age in OW is Junkrat being 25, making him the third youngest hero (second youngest at launch)
Another is mei who is biologically 41.
Orisa is literally a robot ofc shes young
I'd smash a robot
Bro wants to pump Orisa ☠️☠️☠️☠️
@@IgnacioBalboa1 yup I would and dva's mech
@@shotoson7288 bros going for the mech and not her, what a chad
@@Ceetuu0_0 thx
"Reapers creepy ass" I can't with you 😭
Orisa is an Omnic. She was only just refurbished and given her current personality a month before the game's lore is currently set.
If she wasn't broken down would she be as old as Bastion?
@@ubermaster134 I don't really know. Bastion was also broken down, but they count him as his age since original construction instead of refurbishment. Orisa is considered a month old because she was just rebuilt.
🥵JeNjI✨ 💅mOrA😳
Oreesa
Yooo let’s go, 19! Good gf material than...
Lol yes
Down bad
Blizzard did us a favor🙏
nah bruh
L
Damn Reaper is in middle age. Yet he blown our heads like smashing tomatoes
you might wanna read that again
@@done-_-gum0648 well. just for fun
"Reaper's creepy ass is 58" 😂😂😂
who the hell calls him "Jenji"?
I swear every day we strya further and further from jod
And now I will only ever say Jod instead of God.
jod damn it
I was about to scroll right past, but the jod part got me lmao
Dang we strya and jod? Man you most definitely are stryaing further from jod bro
"jod" that actually got me.
“Jenji” “Mora” 💀
“Im not sure what to do with this information”
I know EXACTLY what to do with this information..
Fun fact they aged mercy down and tracer and dva up for no reason. Well there might have been a reason for dva but mercy was now canonically a teenager working as a doctor for overwatch and saving lives doing procedures nobody else could as a teen. And also sometime tracer becomes a French maid
wym aged her down? mercy is like, late 30s
Wdym aged down ? Dva was supposed to 16
@@diabloiii4234 mercy was aged down from 32 to like 24. DVA was aged up from 16 to 19
Dva prolly was aged up because of the rule 34
@@hammerpaw Mercy is canonically 37...
19 years huh just perfect
Bro, got me dying here in laughter😂💀
Dam Moira keeps herself fresh ngl
DAMN! General Reaper really is a decaying Skeleton but no matter what i still love him till i die!💜🖤👿🔥✨
Orisa being one month old makes sense, she's got that pure justice kinda mentality that you could expect from someone very young
A soon as bro said “jenji” I literally said quietly but out loud to myself “oh no, oooh nooo” 💀
Now, Orisa is exactly one year old, and Genji is 37.
Orisa rule 34 going especially hard these days
No comment honestly
What the actual fuck
FBI about to bust my ass cus of that last one
💀
Reapers creepy A$s got me dying😂😂
dva players two years ago: 🚨👮♀️🚔
She’s one month old but has the maturity of a 50 year old woman
orisa is so adorable i love her!
I know he didn’t just say Jenji 😭
When you find out there’s a voice line of orisa asking hanzo if she wants to ride her into battle 😳
Every Rule34 artist in the world held their breath for Dva and Tracer 💀💀
"1 years old" 💀
Under 1y/o
@@Franktheguy128 I made this comment because of how he said it. It's not 1 years old, it's 1 year old.
who could have guessed that a wrecking ball hamster was the one who would put me behind bars
Let’s Goooooo !!!!
Tracer and Dva
Now I just need to grow more
HAhah lil bros hormones running crazy - focus on yourself first and delay the urge for females, you will be greatly rewarded in the end. Thank me in 15 years :)
moira being 48 perfectly aligns w my mommy fantasy😮💨🙏
Orisa being a month old really helps to establish the timeline of events
Dva was 16 but was changed to 19 due to r34, if your to stupid to understand it then here, there were videos/photos made with dva technically being child po- so they had to change her age(your welcome 🙃)
you’re*
@@xo.vinnyy ok and
Too*
@@ricot1089 kinda ironic that you call someone stupid for not knowing what r34 is but then you can't even use the right you're and too, lmao.
Game came out in 2016 so since then it's been a few years. Now she is older /s
The rule 34 artists are lucky
I THOUGHT DVA WAS IN HER 20'S shes still one year older than me in leaving 🐥
Lorewise she's 22 in Overwatch 2.
@@giornogiostar3214 so she and kiriko are about the same age if we take kiriko as 12 years younger than genji
She was actually a minor💀. They changed it bc if "certain reasons"
@@Exxezze
People like you is why "Mandela Effects" exist, it's not hard to do actual research.
@@Exxezzethey shouldn't have changed it. Unbased developers giving into normie """""fans"""""
Mercy? I wanna see age gap between Jenji and mersi
Look it up yourself
She’s 37. She’s 2 years older than Genji.
“Do you know the muffin man?….THE MUFFIN MAN!!!” -Genji
Ngl thought dva was 12 before I checked the wiki
I know she looks young, but come on, 12? Have you seen a 12 yr before?
Before development, she was planned to be 14 years old and play the role of like a video game prodigy but right before release they updated her age to 19 for obvious reasons
So the player model is made to look like a 14 year old originally
@@deerdust360 so people made it of a 14 year old...
@@doge6803 yep
@@deerdust360
No, her backstory starts lorewise from where she was 14, she was going yo be 17 originally but developers changed it due to the different gaming ratings of minors wielding guns or being "killed" in a game, so to not get the game to pg 18, they made her to be 19, not because of those "other" reasons.
im actually hold on
“walking towards you”
“Steps in front of you”
“Slaps you”
His name is genji not jenji glad we had this talk
Dva age is the happiest thing I've heard today
jenji 🗿
mora 🗿
Excuse me..... Do you want to tell me I'm in love with...... A 58 YEARS OLD MAN ALL THIS TIME ? 😶 😳
Now I know...... but I still love him 😩❤
:(
Sorry for you🥹
If a dude said this about dva the replys would be insane
@@theboithatsurvivedtwice First iI never say something about men you just find a comment and you say "Mmm I wanna write something about men for no reason" and second if you thing what I say and what you say now ...I was thinking Reaper was younger than that and he is 58 years old ...if someone says the same about DVA not only a man but someone man/woman say the same thing as me about DVA yes it is weird actually because I you was thinking DVA was younger as I did for Reaper is a big difference here ...if you thing Reaper is 58 years old but DVA is only 19 and you thinking the same thing as me all this time for be in love before you know the age but about her ....how much more young you was think she was before know her age to be in love with her ? 16 , 15 , 14 ? If you thinking the same thing as me for Reaper about her for be in love with her ... are you telling me that you imagine DVA as a minor so that you can be in love with her all this time like I was with Reaper ? That doesn't make you a pedophile ? DVA is already only 19 but Reaper is 58 ... do you still believe it's the same thing ? I say that for a 58 years old man and I was imagine Reaper younger like 28 or 30 years old but you say that about a young 19 years old girl....I don't thing is the same thing . I'm sorry for tell you but I don't thing so .
@@klerfox.spirit560 i aint reading allat 💀
jenji...
So you're saying she's legal?
Of course Hanzo would want to ride a robot under a year old
Orisa is 1 month?!? I got some photos to delete
Oh nah wtf
She is one month since the creator created her not the Omnicron created it.
Dude same i need to delete some photos
Imagine waiting 18 years before you can use any sexdoll. 💀
The Waffle House has found its new host
The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host
Blizzard knew what they were doing with D'va.
Dude wrecking ball outlived the 2 week death rate on hamsters
Homie is shook that a robot could've been made less then a month ago
Lol not me being so obsessed that I already know all of this info.
if I see someone say something like "That's enough!" Or "Perfect." I am going to lose it.
He sounds like he's explaining this to a lawyer
shit now i can’t make r34 of hammond
I don't even know hamster can aged 14 yo
Orisa was born yesterday. Fresh off the production line.
“There are no rules against Omnics, Batman”
Orisa being 1 year old is the same a '22 civic being one year old
I was not expecting Genji to almost be in his 40s💀
Dva being 19-
*the entire overwatch fandom*-
Thank *god*