Things Southerners Say at the County Fair
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- Опубліковано 3 жов 2022
- We're just here for the fried food.
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"Batter it, deep fry it, shove a stick in it, and take my money!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fair food requirements! 😁😁😁😁
Best line in the whole video.
Snickers is still best eaten unfried.
I’ve gotten food poisoning from eating a funnel cake
Sorry, food poisoning is rough.
Not sure who deserves the bigger round of applause. Adam for his response to the caricature drawing both during the video and during the behind the scenes moment at the end, or the person who drew it. Great episode!
Best part is the caricature. Reminds me of Frasier and his giant forehead caricature episode.
Omg I remember that! Didn't he have it done like three times?
I say both!
Short idea: Adam shows up late to a meeting. Everyone else is wearing a t-shirt with the caricature on it. Adam: "This wouldn't happen if Matt were here." Talia: "He got the shirts for us."
My poor seven year old nephew screaming oh dear Lord Jesus through the whole ride probably the funniest thing I ever experienced
I screamed “1x2” on a ride called the Enterprise - a Ferris wheel type torture unit that the carriages go upside down - for the entire ride (an eternity in hell). Apparently everyone was screaming the answer back at me but I couldn’t get it. A friend asked as soon as we got off and I managed the answer and realised I’d been screaming outside my head ooops. I was 27…😵💫
Sometimes the comments are just as funny as the vid, and this is Exhibit A 😂
"Wait does every ride here just go in circles over and over again!?!"... OH MY GOSH IT'S SOOO TRUE!!!! 🤯🤯🤣🤯🤯
This is when you know that Talia is a sweetheart - when she'll lie about the caricature not looking like you.
This video is the perfect representation of the fair. Start off with energy and excitement then realty hits along with nausea.
Also start with a wallet full of money and by the end of the day you're lucky if you have 20 bucks left lol
20 bucks left? Heck, I have to find the sketchy ATM with the $7 withdrawal fee halfway through the night.
That did look like Adam!! And Ryan…I can feel my lung collapsing!!🤣🤣 Yes those rides are held together with rubber bands and gum…the reason I do not get on them now. My equilibrium is shot. I’ve become a curmudgeon 😂
You should sell that caricature on a shirt!
They should do a caricature of each cast member and put them on shirts.
The real question is who drew that caricature of Adam?
Inquiring minds want to know!
I went on three rides with my niece last time the fair was in town and even though they were VERY mild rides I was 100% sure I was gonna die the whole time. I kept looking at the cotter pins holding the Ferris Wheel together thinking "I wouldn't trust those to hold together my bookshelf". Y'all they literally clinked. 😱
Rode a few "mild" rides with my kids last year and it felt like I blew a disc in my spine by the time it was over lol
I am right there with you. I’ll never get on another Ferris wheel again! They are terrifying!!
That's cause the carnis' putting the rides together are mostly alcoholics......you can usually smell the alcohol on their breath when he takes your ticket while getting on the ride lol
It ain't the state fair if someone don't come close to dyin
"Yeah, all of these games are a scam... A SCAM THAT I WILL *DEFEAT*!"
lol I felt that so hard XD
The caricature of Adam is hilarious. He looks like a Simpson relative! 😂
"Do you want the Turkey leg or the double fried chicken steak?"
Yes
To be fair, bumper cars with no seatbelts that reach 30 miles an hour does sound like fun.
While visiting friends we discovered the most memorable ride in Southaven, Mississippi: Dislodger of the Unknown Kidney Stone. My poor 14 year old kiddo... 😭
There is a ride that is famous for that, and people will specifically ride it to get rid of kidney stones. Walt Disney World's Big Thunder Mountain Railroad ride. There were studies done on it and everything. Apparently riding in the back produces the best results.
YIKES😳 Hope all’s well, now!
Better out than in.
The butter instead of cheese got me.
I spent a legit two minutes trying to figure out why Talia was wearing a shirt that had a little cheese wedge high-fiving a telephone omg 🤦🏼♀😂😭
I love when the pork chop sammich place is right outside where they're judging the pigs.
the winner doesnt get made into lunch/dinner
😅😅😂😂 Oh good God! You're killing me!😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂
@@jamesshadeslayer3395 It's the other way around, actually.
I feel that last line. I don’t remember hurting after all those rides 20 years ago.
Ryan spoke for all us
Truth! Talia needed to add Tylenol to her medkit for us all.
This was funny, but the cackling at Adam's caricature at the end was the best part.
Never date a gal who measures the corn dogs with _that_ kind of intensity. 😅
It's Talia. You'd marry her.
@@magnustheman524 Total internet crush on Talia. We'd all marry her.
IT WAS IN THE POOL!
😂😂😂
@@brianb8060 and very cold
"That one's just called Death Trap" I could picture some of my friends actually going on that
My favorite one has yellow tape all around it, it’s called “Condemned”.
Every time I watch one of these videos it further solidifies that the Midwest like Michigan, Ohio, Indiana, and Illinois is just southern states in the north because we do all this too. It’s the “it’s supposed to sound like it’s breaking.” For me haha
Where I’m from in Illinois was settled from the south. So the food we grew up on and some of the way we talked was Southern.
Visiting a friend in Indiana years ago, I did a day trip to Indianapolis while she was at school (going to a community college at the time). They had the "state museum" there where through their history, they confirmed Indiana is basically the most Southern "Northern" state in the union. Even going as far as confirming the state had a lot of sympathizers for the Confederacy. Aside from that, just visiting her town and some of her relatives all but proved that.
Nah. When I watch Charlie Berens, it makes me realize that we have way more in common with Northeastern people than Midwestern people. Midwesterners have such a level of awkward quirkiness that would not be socially acceptable in the South. Southern people care way too much about avoiding awkwardness for someone who acts like Charlie Berens to ever fit in
@@marimar3161 idk Charlie gives me more like Wisconsin and Minnesota type of vibes compared to states like Michigan, Ohio, Indiana and Illinois but I see the points your making too :)
@@SpringSpinner yeah people sometimes say Michiganders have a southern accent too
STATE FAIR OF TEXAS BABY!!!!!! You'll say all of that and things like "how far have we walked" "is there any place to sit" and of course "that cost's how much"
"If we get separated, meet back at Big Tex!"
I did win a rabbit one time. It was fun at first, but after the realizing that I had to care for it, my parents had to get food and maintain the poop, they found a friend who was willing to take care of it 😂
Almost like animals shouldn't be prices in a game 😑 It is actually animal cruelty.
Zebralens.........
Do you remember that
" fried chicken" your mother made for dinner the night after you gave the rabbit to your friend?
Remember it was only dark meat?
It wasn't the spices that made it taste a little different.
That poor bunny! I hope it was happy in its new home!
Talia’s shirt gave me life. 😅 😋
"You guys wanna ride the ferris wheel that's held together with rubber bands and Elmer's glue?" 🎡 😂
This is one of those times where the traditions of county fairs transcends the regions they occur in. Having experienced county fairs from the pacific northwest, alaska, kansas, florida, tennessee, ohio, and new england once you are in the fairgrounds it is like being in any walmart: they look the same and the differences are only in the local sports team shirts and fast foods they stock.
My country fair has live bands, rodeos, and boating. I love it so much.
Ryan is my inspiration.
I WILL win that stuffed animal this weekend!
Hit the carnival games as soon as the gates are open. That's when the odds are in your favor. They want people to win the huge stuffed animals and carry them around all day to encourage others to spend (all) their money to only get a Beanie Baby sized toy.
I'm sorry but the bloopers with everyone laughing at Adam was the best part of the whole video! Sorry y'all.
Hearing the all losing their shit looking at the drawing is hilarious.
@@Cerinaya I agree
Yes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I was the same way 😂😂😂💯😂😂😂💯
@@reyesalejandrolandaverdeol3181 😊
Growing up in Birmingham, my parents would never let us get on those rides at the shopping centers or County Fairs. We would go into PizItz shopping for about 45 minutes. We come back out in the parking lot already had ALL the rides set up.
We didn't get to go on rides except Busch Gardens; and Disney World the first year it opened. Because they never trusted the Carneys. (thanks Mom and Dad)
You forgot: "of course I want to ride a ride put together by a bunch of drunks and convicts in the dead of night!"
The drawing of Adam PRICELESS !!!
I just about see/hear/smell all of this every year at Iowa State Fair
And it's totally worth it
I'll see your Iowa State Fair and raise you the "Texas" State Fair (currently going on right now). Basically your local year-around amusement park/petting zoo/Detroit Auto Show with some really good food that's expensive AF when you factor in the tickets to dollar ratio.
@@jonathancook1096 yeah especially since they doubled the ticket prices last year. Haven't gon yet, did they jack the prices up again?
@@gojosgirl6487 Hadn't looked yet. But you're right about the ticket prices as $30 worth of tickets would go a long way and last year it came two sleeves worth 🤨
things southerners say at the fair…..I can highly relate to this🤣🤣🤣 good gravy😅
"Now where's the funnel ca---oh Hell yeah, the Cyclotron!"
"That's not a nametag for the ride; it's the safety inspector sticker calling it a deathtrap."
“Dont chu throw up that funnel cake”😂
👌🏾
I love this channel 😍🥰
Yeah. Looked forward to the scale model show winners, the dime toss to win plates,bowls, cups, etc., the down on their luck rock band also rans, the hootchi-kootchi shows, the motor cycle riders in a ball cage, and the prize winning animals. Ah the memories. Haven't been to a fair in decades. Afraid to go to one now. Might be soul crushing to see the changes.
Speaking for Dallas, it's all pretty much still exactly as you just described but throw in a car show.
Hootchie-kootchie girls! Where?
@@LymanPhillips They may not be part of a show, but trust me, they're there.
The fair hasn't changed. They have just found more stuff to batter and deep fry.
OMG I wish I could give you double thumbs up for the maniacal laughing at the end! I'm with Ryan though, that sh!t hurts now! I'm still doin it anyway though.
The laughing at the end is the best part 😆😆
This is like the Canfield Fair (2nd largest fair in the state of Ohio)
from back in the 80's 🎉😁🥰
Lol. All the rides are supposed to sound like they are breaking.
Ryan is me after getting off the carnival rides at the fall festival last year. I didn’t wanna move for the next week after all that 😂😂😂
Love Talia's Mac and Cheese shirt!
"Batter it, drop it in that oil, shove a big 'ole stick in it, and take my money".
Yes. Truer words couldn’t be more true.
Ryan getting wild.
Good job, all.
Lots of memories.
I love your self-portrait 😁👍🏼
Ferris wheel that's held together with a rubber band and Elmer's glue 🤣🤣🤣 to funny.
I lived in the L.A. area for 44 wonderful years. Never ONCE went to the L.A. County Fair. For some unknown reason, they always had it after school started…
This describes all the itty-bitty-gritty details of the county fair.
Yet consarn it, I wouldn’t have it any other way! Now who wants funnel cake?
I expected Talia to eat the fried cheese and say, "Hot, hot, hot!"
That caricature is MUCH better than what you get at the fair. I often wonder if those folks even look at the people they're supposed to be drawing
I feel the same about the people who use scissors and black paper to cut out your profile. My cousin and I had it done at Disneyland decades ago and we couldn't tell whose portrait was whose. They looked nearly identical.
Adam’s Caricature 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
Talia: “Don’t you throw away that Funnel cake, I paid 25 dollars for that”
Me: aww don’t u wanna see it again?
This isn’t planned, is it? The Georgia national fair is day after tomorrow.
I think the Texas State Fair starts this weekend
Good weather for it too.
@@christianoliver3572 ALREADY STARTED!!!!!!!!! FRIED HONEY HERE I COME!!!!
@@tashumbriamiller I grew up in Plano and remember in the early 80s we got a Friday off from school and free tickets to the Fair.
My favorite was always the car show and the Fletchers Corn Dogs.
It was way before fried butter and Jello.
Alabama's state fair is this weekend.
The reaction to the drawing of Adam at the end was hilarious! 😂
Literally I've had all of these moments as memories 😂😂😂
Every time I think I have a favorite person on this channel, I watch another video and have a new one! Basically, you’re all my favorite!
Them laughing afterwards had me crying😂.
We just go for the food when we do go anymore 😂
I know this particular fair because I go to it every year. Ah sweet memories of the coastal Carolina fair. Or at least I think it's the coastal Carolina fair.
LOL😆💕👍😆I was at my county fair in rural Florida back in High School. We got on the death trap called the Zipper. The door was held shut by a rusty cotter pin. By the end of the ride I was praying and crying. When I got off, the pin was almost completely out! I was the one closest to the door. Most of hose rides are so old that Moses rode them.😰
Adam's caricature though 👀 🤣😂😂
Ah, the county fair. The place our parents rarely took us to because they never had the time 😂😂😭😭😭
2:28 ah man 🤣🤣🤣
Batter it. Drop it in the oil. Shove a big ole stick in and take my money. That’s my favorite. That’s what the fair is about.
I need this on a shirt
@@punchkitten874 that would be awesome.
I died with the caricature of Adam. 😂😂😂. Great skit!
The descriptions of the rides were factual 🤣
Dude i felt that caricature in my soul!! i cant stop laughing.
We just had a county fair. Not the best, but the first in 6 years, so not that bad.
Fantastic likeness of Adam!
My dog started howling during all the laughing at the end. 🤣🤣🤣
Ok guys I laughed harder during the credits!!! Of course I went to the fair last week and my stomach still ain’t right.
I was straight faced until the caricature.😂😂😂
Same
Adam and Talia: you guys make this channel for me 🔥🔥🔥🔥
That caricature had me crying!! 🤣🤣
Yep!! I laughed like that when I saw his drawing..😂😂
You guys are great thanks so much for the vid !!!😅😅😊😊
you cant forget the 4-h exhibit, art exhibit, food exhibit and all the other contests and exhibits they do.
I remember there was a big deal made at our county fair about a 6ft tall man-eating chicken. We paid .50 and saw a 6ft tall man, eating chicken. Couldn’t even be mad. Hilarious.
1:11 that tape measure felt like a personal attack.
I need to know where to get the shirt Talia is wearing.
😂 As you get older you can't stand the rides like you use to.
Ya can't get more Southern than deep fried butter. Hold my beer! How 'bout some deep fried lard cakes?
If I had to get a new pair of shoes every time I stepped in horse 💩, I'd constantly be getting new shoes.
Was at the 4-H fair years ago. Someone had a full sized horse and a mini in the same stall. Don't know how many people I overheard that thought it was a mare and foal. If I remember correctly, the horse was a gelding. 🤷
Showed horses at more county 'n state fairs over the many decades then I care to admit to ; wish I'd kept a log of the hilarious non-horse persons questions & comments to write a book ! Over the years we had out favorite food vendors at each location - elephant ears , cinnamon rolls , rib-eye sandwiches ( one for me & one for my black Lab ) , homemade pie / ice cream , etc. Never a salad in sight !!! 🤣🤣🤣
This literally sums up how it goes 😂
No guts , no glory.👍 when you leave the state fair , you'll have both.😁
The funnel cake smell is the best!
Mom and I watching the Cattle judging doing our own to see who is better 😂🤣👌🏽👍🏽🙋🏽♂️. Visiting the Rooster 🐓 Room to see All the various breeds. Then to see the winning Veggies, Fruits. Basically we do the country stuff not rides haha. Mom I miss you. 😢 🤲🏽
I spent nine dollars to get a goldfish and it lived for nine hours. I love the fair!
Like the picture of you! this was so funny on the amusement park! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐😆
Crazy accurate!!🤣🤣🤣
I'll take your money Honey!
Ok fess up, who drew Adam?
Bless your hearts
Coastal Carolina Fair starts the end of October! *So EXCITED!* And we live so close by, we can (and will) walk! 🎉🥳
Ok, obviously that pic doesn't look like Adam but it's freaking hilarious and so was his reaction!!!
The green screen part at the end was classic 😁👍
This is my favorite video from you all, yet!