American Samoa vs Australia 0-31

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  • Опубліковано 10 чер 2006
  • American Samoa gets owned by Australia 0-31. Archie Thompson scores 13 goals in that game and gets left out of the next game.
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  • @clahrenssgramula4374
    @clahrenssgramula4374 5 років тому +50627

    if you ever feel useless in life just remember Australia had a goal keeper in that game

    • @treeleaf582
      @treeleaf582 4 роки тому +968

      I think I found the goalkeeper upfront for Australia

    • @utsavmanandharz156
      @utsavmanandharz156 4 роки тому +2510

      And if you ever feel like a disappointment remember that American Samoa had one

    • @Jason-vr3mb
      @Jason-vr3mb 4 роки тому +102

      i bet even oskar dillon could've scored

    • @LostTempyst
      @LostTempyst 4 роки тому +60

      Utsav Manandharz Not one, but 11

    • @Troshock
      @Troshock 4 роки тому +73

      This comment is better than the whole video

  • @Ainator_
    @Ainator_ 3 роки тому +13427

    them: at least no one is gonna remember it in 14 years
    UA-cam:

    • @eripyo6592
      @eripyo6592 3 роки тому +6

      Lol

    • @_JohnDoe
      @_JohnDoe 3 роки тому +26

      UA-cam: that knife could use a twist…

    • @kuteken6312
      @kuteken6312 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @savannagoodness2113
      @savannagoodness2113 3 роки тому +1

      were you going to say youtube: ua-cam.com/video/1wg9ox9F7Vw/v-deo.html ? if so, HHAHAHHAHA

    • @kinginthenaught
      @kinginthenaught 3 роки тому +2

      it may take 31 years to forget

  • @Da1KingDuk
    @Da1KingDuk 2 роки тому +13461

    *Fun Fact:* The Main Samoa Squad never arrived to the game due to passport issues. So the youth American Samoa team had to fill in and 2 of the players were 15 years old. Some of the players had never played a 90 min game before. So it was unfair from the start. Still a banger of a game tho

    • @k_venom908
      @k_venom908 2 роки тому +1525

      But still tho 31 is too much

    • @Da1KingDuk
      @Da1KingDuk 2 роки тому +113

      @@k_venom908 faxs

    • @alexh479
      @alexh479 2 роки тому +466

      Wow it was so unfair

    • @fredrikjulsenandersen
      @fredrikjulsenandersen 2 роки тому +830

      They were a part of a youth national team, yet some of them had never played a 90 min match? There is no excuse for that, even when it is a small nation and it happened a long time ago.

    • @SPZ909
      @SPZ909 2 роки тому +826

      This same team beat Tonga 22-0 two days before this match, so I don’t think the “Samoan main squad” would’ve done much better. I bet they were very happy to have “passport issues”.

  • @donda_estas13
    @donda_estas13 Рік тому +663

    I dont know whats more impressive, the fact that Australia got 31 goals or the fact that American Samoa managed to keep it 0-0 for 7 minutes

    • @zooms7889
      @zooms7889 Рік тому +62

      it was actually 9 minutes the commentator was wrong

    • @filipf3240
      @filipf3240 Місяць тому

      better than the PROfessional Polish players in the match against the Czech Republic in the Euro 2024 qualifiers - a lot of laughter

  • @khalidsparrow101
    @khalidsparrow101 4 роки тому +35052

    Imagine going to the bathroom at 3 nil and coming back to see 16 goals.

    • @anikahmed1476
      @anikahmed1476 4 роки тому +249

      Lol😅😅

    • @-bikozuka-951
      @-bikozuka-951 4 роки тому +86

      Hhhahahaha legend

    • @mit.gurkal4358
      @mit.gurkal4358 4 роки тому +236

      Pretty long bathroom break i would say... 30 min

    • @CLA88IFIED
      @CLA88IFIED 4 роки тому +269

      mit.gurkal u never know when u have to take a fat shit for 30 mins 🤷‍♂️

    • @fxexpert4541
      @fxexpert4541 4 роки тому +4

      @@mit.gurkal4358 you sounds sucks on party

  • @aviluiz1595
    @aviluiz1595 4 роки тому +19458

    When player 2's controller is broken

  • @QuantumBraced
    @QuantumBraced Рік тому +1501

    I didn't even think it was physically possible to score 31 goals in 90 minutes.

    • @volt4ge965
      @volt4ge965 Рік тому +90

      I played football/soccer when i was younger and we once won 21-0. This was when i was around 12 years old and the games weren't 90, but like 50 or 60 min long

    • @volt4ge965
      @volt4ge965 Рік тому +9

      @@sweetsunnyvibes you got it 👍🏻. Jokes aside, i say this so there will be no confusion

    • @kbjovihch87yc8yf
      @kbjovihch87yc8yf Рік тому +3

      @@volt4ge965 since u played American football and football at same time , wonder if the 21 goals were all penalties 😂

    • @centurymemes1208
      @centurymemes1208 Рік тому +16

      wtf is a soccer?

    • @volt4ge965
      @volt4ge965 Рік тому

      @@kbjovihch87yc8yf football. No pens

  • @lewdogzombies
    @lewdogzombies Рік тому +1992

    I love how Archie Thompson scored 13 goals in 1 game and gets dropped for the next match 😂😂

    • @user-hdhdhhdhdhsnjdjdjdioowj
      @user-hdhdhhdhdhsnjdjdjdioowj Рік тому +298

      Tbh probably for bullying the samoan keeper like that. Funny as hell to watch it, but this game would have just been sorry to watch in-person

    • @crons8557
      @crons8557 Рік тому +117

      He didn’t perform enough in this match.

    • @Brams2777
      @Brams2777 Рік тому +63

      Should've scored 23!

    • @troybaxter
      @troybaxter Рік тому +43

      Didn’t really matter since Australia beat Fiji 2-0 the next match. Not sure when he was put in again, but he definitely played another match since he scored 16 goals for Australia that year.
      Also, fun fact, he scored roughly half of his national team career goals (28) in that match.

    • @pantherz9103
      @pantherz9103 6 місяців тому +6

      Pretty sure he wasn’t dropped. Maybe rested or the squad was just being rotated. I’m an Aussie and I remember when we used to played these Pacific teams. Mostly we won by huge scores and then we lost the final World Cup play off to teams like Uruguay and Argentina. We only finally beat Uruguay in ‘05 in a penalty shootout to make the World Cup tournament after missing out for 32 years.
      Playing these terrible teams didn’t help us improve. That’s why we moved to Asian confederation, to play better teams.

  • @kabru4344
    @kabru4344 5 років тому +18131

    I liked the part when Australia scored.

    • @elnurmammadli2065
      @elnurmammadli2065 5 років тому +87

      😂

    • @DTMiae
      @DTMiae 5 років тому +66

      Me too

    • @rafax_yt6063
      @rafax_yt6063 5 років тому +373

      I don't find it, where is it?

    • @elnurmammadli2065
      @elnurmammadli2065 5 років тому +129

      @@rafax_yt6063 2:01😂

    • @jfayh
      @jfayh 5 років тому +36

      Adi Kurbegović no i dont like that part. i like it where australia scores.

  • @fernandorivera9657
    @fernandorivera9657 4 роки тому +5695

    0:35 13-0 game
    American Samoa: “come on guys we can still turn this score around!”
    *ends 31-0*
    AS: “whoa I guess we were right”

    • @Ramifen
      @Ramifen 4 роки тому +27

      Fernando Rivera lmaoo

    • @C4lmaria
      @C4lmaria 4 роки тому +49

      If you think the first half wss 0-13, then the second half was 31-0, the joke is whole

    • @Zathara
      @Zathara 4 роки тому +30

      You deserve a medal 🎖

    • @LBAsh
      @LBAsh 4 роки тому +24

      Just waiting for that one person who doesn’t get this joke

    • @tarfarian4879
      @tarfarian4879 4 роки тому +18

      @@LBAsh i tOtaLLy dOnT gEt iT. wHaT dOeS tHaT mEaN??? iTs nOt eVeN FuNnY?!? Lol xd

  • @panajotihysaj8798
    @panajotihysaj8798 2 роки тому +1420

    San Marino: finally a worthy opponent!!

    • @zooms7889
      @zooms7889 2 роки тому +154

      san marino would crush this team, they just don't get to play them so

    • @Rahim103.5
      @Rahim103.5 2 роки тому +48

      they lost 10-0 to england now too

    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 2 роки тому +12

      It will be a battle royal for the ages. LETS GOOOOO

    • @zxz1
      @zxz1 Рік тому +13

      San Marino would win by a near similar margin ..

    • @user-ej3iw8lw3w
      @user-ej3iw8lw3w Рік тому +21

      san marino vs australia would be a more balanced match

  • @BlueAxeRacer
    @BlueAxeRacer Рік тому +182

    That Thompson guy only scored 28 goals in his entire international career... almost half of them were from this match.

  • @DynestiGTI
    @DynestiGTI 4 роки тому +20869

    I would make a joke but the commentator has said them all.

    • @jasonlobo2350
      @jasonlobo2350 4 роки тому +921

      And here the number 20 scoring the goal 20, not everyday you can say that

    • @prillist
      @prillist 4 роки тому +48

      If I comment your profile picture looks at mine 😥

    • @DiegoGC-pw8nk
      @DiegoGC-pw8nk 4 роки тому +4

      I Know hahaha

    • @ishworshrestha3559
      @ishworshrestha3559 4 роки тому +2

      Ol

    • @xuanbaoXb
      @xuanbaoXb 4 роки тому +2

      I dont even know 😅

  • @detsom95
    @detsom95 5 років тому +9598

    Germany: I beat Brazil 7-1
    Australia: hold my kangaroo...

    • @detsom95
      @detsom95 5 років тому +62

      @@ofc1290 lol gtfo

    • @detsom95
      @detsom95 5 років тому +12

      @@ofc1290 you ain't shit.

    • @lukecooper9142
      @lukecooper9142 5 років тому +26

      i found it funny lol

    • @wovortex2993
      @wovortex2993 5 років тому +38

      @@ofc1290 um who triggered you

    • @joanngumeta8937
      @joanngumeta8937 5 років тому +67

      Criptic Blitz he's probably from American Samoa

  • @matoarmy999
    @matoarmy999 2 роки тому +535

    Fun fact: its not the keepers' falut its the players. The players played like they died yesterday, no movement, no activation to defend the goal. But on the other side keeper played his last atom off he even got some epic saves too!

    • @cubest817
      @cubest817 Рік тому +28

      I laughed so hard when I saw you said them played like they died yesterday. 😂

    • @willmcclard206
      @willmcclard206 Рік тому +3

      he was still a terrible keeper tf u mean my boy??

    • @matoarmy999
      @matoarmy999 Рік тому +33

      @@willmcclard206 he was the best on their team 👍

    • @Aahmpower
      @Aahmpower Рік тому +13

      @@willmcclard206 I think he means that the keeper was at least trying

    • @scrpr3961
      @scrpr3961 Рік тому +24

      ​​@@willmcclard206 a keeper needs a defence. they arent elasticgirl so they cant stretch the entire pitch to save goals. from what i saw, the keeper defended what he could, and his defence played like shit. He wasnt prime Casillas but lets keep in mind he plays in samoa, not like he has the best chances to train and become better

  • @standard-carrier-wo-chan
    @standard-carrier-wo-chan Рік тому +44

    If you ever feel like you're too weak to get back up, remember that the American Samoa goalkeeper had to keep playing after the 30th Australian goal. The sheer strength to not just lay down and cry is such a motivation.

  • @soothingsounds1093
    @soothingsounds1093 3 роки тому +13924

    Australia's coach : " Who hasn't scored yet ? Raise your hands"
    Goalkeeper : " Can i have a go"

    • @PiousMoltar
      @PiousMoltar 3 роки тому +802

      The Aussie goalkeeper totally should have been trying to get a goal! It's not as if he had anything to do staying in goal!

    • @bilyababil5557
      @bilyababil5557 3 роки тому +51

      @@PiousMoltar lmao

    • @_gk_4633
      @_gk_4633 3 роки тому +198

      The Goalkeeper was a spectator at that point, just to intimidate them if needed...he wasn't needed but somehow, someway, was just there...

    • @snapperjessen
      @snapperjessen 3 роки тому +56

      i was expecting the coach would like to have a go too :)

    • @questionableargumentations1364
      @questionableargumentations1364 2 роки тому +46

      He could have just go home and nobody would even notice

  • @sloth5516
    @sloth5516 4 роки тому +7817

    *Australia gets the ball*
    American Samoa's goalkeeper: *Ah shit, here we go again*

  • @cjay6547
    @cjay6547 Рік тому +30

    17 years later and I stumble across this absolutely incredible footage.
    Best part is the commentary, he gives us some classic one-liners in there. 😎❤️😂

  • @Cromf
    @Cromf Рік тому +82

    I love how the sports commentator kept his composure through the entire game

  • @juan3141
    @juan3141 3 роки тому +5614

    0:02 the Samoan goalie blocked one good shot and decided he was done for the day 😂

    • @rapp0220
      @rapp0220 3 роки тому +50

      LMAOO

    • @Amossalminen
      @Amossalminen 3 роки тому +1

      True

    • @frosty1767
      @frosty1767 3 роки тому

      lmaoooooo

    • @n0nenone
      @n0nenone 3 роки тому +206

      He was actually good the whole time.. even i can do better than this defence

    • @Insert-thing-here-Fan
      @Insert-thing-here-Fan 3 роки тому +12

      Goalie: fuck this, this is australia ffs, i can embarace myself cuz of australia being a fucking master in this federation, i just wish they joined afc (they are now in afc, not in ofc)

  • @luapslev5826
    @luapslev5826 5 років тому +4073

    "With no away goal, American Samoa are going to find the next leg rather difficult."
    You don't say.

    • @NathanHeaver
      @NathanHeaver 5 років тому +366

      yeah if only american Samoa made it 31-1 they would of gone in the 2nd leg confident of turning it around

    • @carnivorex2984
      @carnivorex2984 5 років тому +150

      @@NathanHeaver lol if it was against barca itd be possible

    • @nunoramos2027
      @nunoramos2027 5 років тому +68

      @@carnivorex2984 If against Barça a comeback was possible
      But against PSG: Not difficult, a comeback Guaranteed

    • @vicente7155
      @vicente7155 5 років тому +15

      @@carnivorex2984 Barça fan here, can confirm you're right lol

    • @caturutomo443
      @caturutomo443 5 років тому

      Rather lol

  • @Luna_Azul.7
    @Luna_Azul.7 Рік тому +76

    This is one of the reasons why australia plays in afc (asia) and not ofc (oceania) anymore

  • @refusetowork
    @refusetowork Місяць тому +7

    Why was this recommended to me 18 years later lmao

  • @Purzify
    @Purzify 3 роки тому +2993

    *Interviewer: "who is the best footballer in the world?"*
    Boy from American Samoa: _"Archie Thompson."_

    • @lewdogzombies
      @lewdogzombies 3 роки тому +155

      13 Goals in 1 game. Damn, he should play for Real Madrid

    • @oodnoop9218
      @oodnoop9218 3 роки тому +4

      Lewis Thomas no are you mad American Samoa is like the worst if not one of the worst teams out there

    • @user-br6bk9kt9z
      @user-br6bk9kt9z 3 роки тому +120

      @@oodnoop9218 obvious sarcasm was obvious...

    • @shalion2975
      @shalion2975 3 роки тому +38

      @@oodnoop9218 you must be a boring person

    • @WhyAlwaysMeOfficial
      @WhyAlwaysMeOfficial 3 роки тому +15

      @@oodnoop9218 sftu dude

  • @MrBen51309
    @MrBen51309 3 роки тому +13490

    0:51 I love how the camera doesn't follow the ball and stays focused on the goal...they already know what's gonna happen

  • @bkzegyptshin1
    @bkzegyptshin1 2 роки тому +59

    I remember watching this like 10 years ago not believing the score was actually 31-0 lol

  • @UXB1000
    @UXB1000 2 роки тому +29

    American Samoa did eventually manage to fire a shot at the Australian goal through Pati Feagiai in the 86th minute, but that was it.

  • @mcalpha3
    @mcalpha3 3 роки тому +2824

    "Number 20 with number 20." Pretty sure that's the only time that has ever and will happen anywhere in the world.

    • @696190
      @696190 3 роки тому +29

      *cough* handball *cough*

    • @adamkirsopp492
      @adamkirsopp492 3 роки тому +8

      Idk look up the Sark football team, they played 4 international matches in 2003 and did so bad they stopped and stuck to the channel islands

    • @JohnSmith-qi6pm
      @JohnSmith-qi6pm 3 роки тому

      OmG yOu CaN qUoTe

    • @Petra999
      @Petra999 3 роки тому +18

      @@JohnSmith-qi6pm don't get mad because you don't get no ass lmao

    • @Hans5958
      @Hans5958 3 роки тому +5

      *_N O T E V E R Y D A Y Y O U C A N S A Y T H A T_*

  • @Rankchef-fn7bp
    @Rankchef-fn7bp 3 роки тому +6656

    Lewandowski: i Scored 5 Goals
    Some australian dude: ha Noob

    • @Darkscenes-jp4ge
      @Darkscenes-jp4ge 3 роки тому +70

      but American Samoa is not a country to be proud of defeating they are very weak

    • @reikosta4861
      @reikosta4861 3 роки тому +248

      @@Darkscenes-jp4ge I guess they are weak but THAT WEAK??

    • @Darkscenes-jp4ge
      @Darkscenes-jp4ge 3 роки тому +111

      @@reikosta4861 back in the early 2000's australia actually had a good team tho and they also came close to defeating italy in 2006 world cup

    • @joshuahagen3671
      @joshuahagen3671 3 роки тому +31

      @@Darkscenes-jp4ge gives me bloody PTSD anytime someone brings that game up....guaranteed the worst penalty I’ll ever see in my life time

    • @Darkscenes-jp4ge
      @Darkscenes-jp4ge 3 роки тому +8

      @@joshuahagen3671 ok but would Australia have won the world cup if they had beaten italy in that game? absolutely not Most likely they would've gotten eliminated by Germany in the semi's

  • @GDNashit
    @GDNashit 2 роки тому +19

    The funniest part of this to me is that a guy that scored 13 goals wasn't picked for Australia's next game

  • @MarblesAndMore
    @MarblesAndMore 3 роки тому +2920

    The Australian keeper probably just went home after 10 goals

  • @johnan3398
    @johnan3398 3 роки тому +6525

    Imagine a Mexican commentator, he'd be screaming goal the whole time xD

    • @stowyer2229
      @stowyer2229 3 роки тому +27

      Lol 🤣🤣🤣

    • @hadifelani
      @hadifelani 3 роки тому +232

      Or Indonesian commentator, where he'd be repeatedly yelling "gol" for a whole hour till he can't feel his tongue anymore 🤣

    • @pokeangel7595
      @pokeangel7595 3 роки тому +58

      Or spanish

    • @sobaschnique6674
      @sobaschnique6674 3 роки тому +86

      Not goal but GOL GOL GOL GOL GOOOOOOOOOOL

    • @Eumanel12
      @Eumanel12 3 роки тому +32

      Or Brazilian

  • @tictac239
    @tictac239 2 роки тому +16

    To be fair a comeback looked on the cards for Samoa but when australia scored their 23rd it really killed off the tie....back to you jeff!

  • @allnamesaretakenb4
    @allnamesaretakenb4 2 роки тому +41

    I often watch football and spout out "even I could do better", fully knowing it doesnt hold water. This time, I literally could do better.

  • @IffeOnline
    @IffeOnline 3 роки тому +8911

    "Even the scorer lost count"
    "32"
    I lost it.

  • @bradyw155
    @bradyw155 5 років тому +4245

    "They must have realized now that their 22-0 win vs Tonga was no fluke." LMAO

    • @weirddude928
      @weirddude928 5 років тому +39

      TheFlyingPenguin 1:18

    • @SANChEZG141
      @SANChEZG141 5 років тому +31

      Thats pretty funny 😂 sorry i try to make no fun of teams but that commentator is hilarious

    • @vHollow_
      @vHollow_ 5 років тому

      TheFlyingPenguin a

    • @vampireducks1622
      @vampireducks1622 5 років тому +6

      @@mustycaribousport-fan You played four games, the other teams being Tonga, Fiji, and Samoa. And yes, the goal difference was mad. 66.

    • @zCeezzy
      @zCeezzy 5 років тому +3

      my dude said TonGa

  • @spekulatywny_2826
    @spekulatywny_2826 Рік тому +9

    The most impressing thing in this video is Samoan goalkeeper save from the beginning.

  • @B3Band
    @B3Band 2 роки тому +8

    In the highlights for that Leicester 9-0 win over Southampton, there were two separate moments where the highlights showed two goals in one continuous segment with no edits because they were so close together. I thought THAT was impressive!

  • @naomienomy5997
    @naomienomy5997 4 роки тому +2343

    Mom: Let your younger brother play FIFA with you too
    Me:

    • @izumasenpaii390
      @izumasenpaii390 4 роки тому +90

      Which one are you? AUSTRALIA OR AMERICAN SOMOA

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 4 роки тому +49

      @@izumasenpaii390 That's the question

    • @triton6490
      @triton6490 4 роки тому +5

      Lol

    • @nggaknormal
      @nggaknormal 4 роки тому +5

      I don't mind though, i'd destroy him every time

    • @BlasterMan117
      @BlasterMan117 4 роки тому +2

      @@izumasenpaii390 I think he was Australia...

  • @pakhmu
    @pakhmu 4 роки тому +1496

    Who is the best striker in the world?
    Samoan child: *Archie Thompson*

    • @d3c3p7ak0nz
      @d3c3p7ak0nz 4 роки тому +57

      Well the child isnt lying, Archie Thompson is God in Australia, well him and Tim Cahill

    • @harrynielsen1282
      @harrynielsen1282 3 роки тому +4

      @@d3c3p7ak0nz and Mooy

    • @siam580
      @siam580 3 роки тому

      @@d3c3p7ak0nz but you did.

    • @cheesemccheese5780
      @cheesemccheese5780 3 роки тому +2

      @@d3c3p7ak0nz They're not really.

    • @DawkBrawlin
      @DawkBrawlin 3 роки тому

      @@d3c3p7ak0nz well he's still lying

  • @barryschwarz
    @barryschwarz Рік тому +8

    I played for a district team from the Adelaide Hills once. We got beaten 32-0. Twice. Same opponents. They won the league. I scored one of the 2 goals our team scored that season - from a penalty. So we only had one field goal scored the whole season. We were disastrously bad.

  • @JosePineda-jn8jk
    @JosePineda-jn8jk Рік тому +11

    I was gonna say this seemed like adults just hammering on a kids team and I find out that is almost exactly what happened here! 😂

  • @StarlingASMR
    @StarlingASMR 3 роки тому +11815

    When you play fifa with your two year old brother, but you’re 26 years old and 1st in the leaderboards

    • @maika7911
      @maika7911 3 роки тому +16

      Lol

    • @Prosperitaa
      @Prosperitaa 3 роки тому +136

      That was MY exact situation but I wasn't 2. My brother was 26 we played FIFA and he destroyed me..

    • @professionaI.
      @professionaI. 3 роки тому +63

      you destroyed the joke with the details

    • @yacinekouitini5182
      @yacinekouitini5182 3 роки тому +1

      You play fifa?

    • @sebastianvoisard
      @sebastianvoisard 3 роки тому +2

      hey she is right lol

  • @alejandr05_
    @alejandr05_ 4 роки тому +3661

    The good point is the australian goalkeeper didn’t score

    • @saadk72510
      @saadk72510 4 роки тому +42

      I want moth memes back

    • @alejandr05_
      @alejandr05_ 4 роки тому +8

      Saad Khan lmaoo

    • @yes8517
      @yes8517 4 роки тому +6

      @@saadk72510 i dont

    • @jonas162
      @jonas162 4 роки тому +8

      the good points were the australian ones, the other team didnt get any

    • @Mind-Wanderer01
      @Mind-Wanderer01 4 роки тому +2

      Sad times... When my team starts thrashing other teams , I like to take the penalties. Heck I got a hatrick a couple weeks back.
      Not bad for a keeper who hasn't scored for the first 10 weeks.

  • @paoloh885
    @paoloh885 2 місяці тому +3

    The worst thing is, the keeper wasn't even that bad. But no matter how good the keeper, if you have no defense it will rain goals.

  • @Armistice023
    @Armistice023 Рік тому +6

    Man, that’s brutal. Played on an undefeated team in the late 90s in middle school. Well, at 4-0, coach started asking who wanted to play what. Our fullbacks played forward and I played goalie, anything to let the other team at least get one point. We sandbagged the rest of the game. I think it ended up being 5-1

  • @mrsubscriber5356
    @mrsubscriber5356 5 років тому +4862

    *Top 3 things Science can't explain*
    1. What came before the big bang
    2. Bermuda Triangle
    3. UA-cam Recommendations

    • @user-em1dl6jk1j
      @user-em1dl6jk1j 5 років тому +131

      You forgot the reason why people recycle overused comments like these

    • @priyamehra5135
      @priyamehra5135 5 років тому +20

      two more things science can't explain
      who is gay?
      where is H?

    • @gabrielgregorio2340
      @gabrielgregorio2340 5 років тому +22

      The Bermuda triangle was explained

    • @dualia-s74m
      @dualia-s74m 5 років тому +2

      @@gabrielgregorio2340 explain

    • @gabrielgregorio2340
      @gabrielgregorio2340 5 років тому +21

      @@dualia-s74m search it on UA-cam I ain't no scientist

  • @ThatOneGuyIsOnYT
    @ThatOneGuyIsOnYT 3 роки тому +5141

    "hey what's the status of the match?"
    "It's 31"
    " no, not the minutes, i asked the number of goals?"
    " *Did i stutter?* "

    • @ThatOneGuyIsOnYT
      @ThatOneGuyIsOnYT 3 роки тому +97

      @Connor McfarIand thanks

    • @channelmolen
      @channelmolen 3 роки тому +80

      @Connor McfarIand its funny tho

    • @cesar5539
      @cesar5539 3 роки тому +54

      @Connor McfarIand atleast he tries unlike you

    • @shredda5063
      @shredda5063 3 роки тому +25

      @Connor McfarIand ha funny

    • @douma5589
      @douma5589 3 роки тому +2

      @@channelmolen it isn’t

  • @ploudorasia1076
    @ploudorasia1076 2 роки тому +1

    Mon enfance omg. Je regardais cette vidéo j'avais 8 ou 9 ans.. j'en ai presque 20 .... la nostalgie

  • @RicartiRicardo
    @RicartiRicardo Рік тому +5

    The legends that can score that many goals it’s spectacular

  • @cptalpha3419
    @cptalpha3419 5 років тому +3285

    Russia: I beat Saudi Arabia 5-0
    Germany: I beat Brazil 7-1
    Australia: step aside boys

  • @gabrielsistonamoca6963
    @gabrielsistonamoca6963 4 роки тому +1467

    just imagine Spanish commentators are in this they might be shouting GOOOAAALLLL till the end of the game.

    • @silky.8830
      @silky.8830 4 роки тому +13

      🤣🤣

    • @rjrozeTV
      @rjrozeTV 4 роки тому +106

      Commentator: GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
      Commentator: whew I can stop now
      Other Commentator: Uh they just scored again
      Commentator: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @d3c3p7ak0nz
      @d3c3p7ak0nz 4 роки тому +46

      Loses voice after 30 mins 🤣

    • @TopeA8
      @TopeA8 3 роки тому +41

      Need to put a warning for Spanish and Arabian commentators.
      Only dull golf style commentators advised for this match.

    • @julioc.perezpolo4204
      @julioc.perezpolo4204 3 роки тому +15

      vaya imbecil.

  • @analana591f
    @analana591f Рік тому +6

    1:48 “Even the scorer lost count”
    Don't blame them, it’s not easy keeping up with such a… *hectic* game! Btw, this video is a Certified 2000s jewel. 😂❤

  • @d4rk.sensei
    @d4rk.sensei 9 днів тому +1

    how is this being recommended to me in summer of 2024? anyways i’m glad i saw this, made me laugh!

  • @ic7saysglazersout176
    @ic7saysglazersout176 3 роки тому +3734

    *wait, there’s a second leg*

    • @rhizox510
      @rhizox510 3 роки тому +99

      And its gonna be pretty hard for AME SAMOA

    • @theDancingDragonfly
      @theDancingDragonfly 3 роки тому +49

      AME SAMOA should have given up

    • @steamwallet52
      @steamwallet52 3 роки тому +70

      yeah walk out only make them lose 3-0

    • @rohithraman6488
      @rohithraman6488 3 роки тому +118

      31-0 to American Samoa in the second leg
      80 mins
      Corner Taken Quickly...

    • @787xii3
      @787xii3 3 роки тому +69

      I checked and it was 5-2
      Aus won
      (36-2)

  • @Marco-lr6yd
    @Marco-lr6yd 4 роки тому +1448

    0:38 dude smart enough to go away

    • @mcj2219
      @mcj2219 4 роки тому +32

      He was so bad, teammates decided to kick him from the match.

    • @Hoggaththegreat
      @Hoggaththegreat 4 роки тому +28

      @@mcj2219 more like ragequit since other player play like shit

    • @jokertm6889
      @jokertm6889 4 роки тому +2

      Lol 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ethanpower381
    @ethanpower381 Рік тому +4

    American Samoa vs San Marino would be a game for the ages

  • @MrSourYT
    @MrSourYT Рік тому +2

    Welcome to a Checkpoint of UA-cam. Rest now, you still have a long way to go.

  • @BrazilianDaftPunkFan
    @BrazilianDaftPunkFan 3 роки тому +5991

    Fun fact: this is one of the oldest videos on youtube.

    • @nobletenshi7659
      @nobletenshi7659 3 роки тому +263

      wouldnt be surpised.. I saved many pre 2006 videos in bookmarks... found them many years later, and all of them were "this video as been removed due to copyright yadadada" or some other stupid youtube shit. Everyting pre2006 is either wiped or taken down :s

    • @BrazilianDaftPunkFan
      @BrazilianDaftPunkFan 3 роки тому +100

      @@nobletenshi7659 no, i mean this video was PUBLISHED in 2006.

    • @TizioTizioDUIGN
      @TizioTizioDUIGN 3 роки тому +6

      True

    • @amrihajihashim1163
      @amrihajihashim1163 3 роки тому +34

      39 days after I was born. So,yeah.

    • @amrihajihashim1163
      @amrihajihashim1163 3 роки тому +14

      @@durbyrollence4622 I just come home🎉 Now I should do homework. A LOT

  • @simpsonsfan09
    @simpsonsfan09 10 років тому +5378

    This is why Australia moved to the Asian region.

    • @youkeepthinkingthat
      @youkeepthinkingthat 9 років тому +566

      Well we just won the AFC... time to move to Europe!

    • @KEITGAMER
      @KEITGAMER 6 років тому +154

      Hayden Adams to Europe! Australia is ca. 15'000 km away from Europe

    • @jackfitzsimmons6289
      @jackfitzsimmons6289 6 років тому +319

      Der Keit gamer They're still in the Eurovision 😉

    • @un_ikko8953
      @un_ikko8953 6 років тому +62

      Hayden adams nah mate. we wouldnt last

    • @adambro2899
      @adambro2899 6 років тому +74

      Australia moved to the asia region coz they kept getting thumped by the mediocre south american teams in WC qual. If anything, australia should be moved to the Oceania region

  • @robertohaubold752
    @robertohaubold752 2 роки тому +7

    You know it's bad when only half the goals can be fitted into the highlight video

  • @wafiqal4818
    @wafiqal4818 Рік тому +3

    0:59 my man depressed 😔

  • @armo5637
    @armo5637 4 роки тому +1053

    Whilst his team were scoring 31 goals, the Australian goalkeeper cured cancer

  • @CityWhisperer
    @CityWhisperer 4 роки тому +1712

    1:46 “Even the scorer lost count” lmao that’s not something you can comment everyday

    • @martinmi7842
      @martinmi7842 4 роки тому +29

      "not everyday you can say that"

    • @CityWhisperer
      @CityWhisperer 4 роки тому

      @@martinmi7842 what?

    • @martinmi7842
      @martinmi7842 4 роки тому +7

      @@CityWhisperer how he said it in the video 1:16

    • @The_Bahamian_Intellectual
      @The_Bahamian_Intellectual 3 роки тому

      I still have no idea how you lose track when you turn it every goal. Like I wonder what happened. 🤔

    • @davidocall
      @davidocall 3 роки тому +4

      @@The_Bahamian_Intellectual Toilet break at 25-0 and just assumed when he got back they scored twice. Probably.

  • @markhylis9561
    @markhylis9561 2 роки тому +5

    Australian goal keeper be chillin the whole 90 mins

  • @McD5791
    @McD5791 2 роки тому +15

    San Marino fans coming on here after losing 10-0 to England, to remind themselves that there's always somebody worse than them...

    • @digitalworld670
      @digitalworld670 3 місяці тому +1

      as a San Marino fan we may be bad but we aren’t 31 goal loss bad, although we’re behind them in the FIFA rankings

    • @cxfgjklihgfcvhjnknhjknvbvvcflk
      @cxfgjklihgfcvhjnknhjknvbvvcflk Місяць тому

      @@digitalworld670 san marino biggest deafat is only 13-0

  • @rubysauce
    @rubysauce 10 років тому +3448

    no away goal. The return leg could be difficult indeed.

  • @QuickAlbumReviews
    @QuickAlbumReviews 3 роки тому +5701

    I like how the Australian team stops celebrating their goals after a while.

    • @Zei33
      @Zei33 3 роки тому +198

      We should’ve gone easier on them after the 10/0

    • @auto1nfanticid3
      @auto1nfanticid3 3 роки тому +181

      whats the point? it is rather effortless and its just rude to the samoan team.

    • @vasilispatrianakos6005
      @vasilispatrianakos6005 3 роки тому +90

      @@auto1nfanticid3 it's humiliating but not rude because why stop, I mean there is no such a rule, is there? And I also believe it is a record of some sort so it is ok for me (also pretty entertaining and food for jokes : D).

    • @auto1nfanticid3
      @auto1nfanticid3 3 роки тому +242

      @@vasilispatrianakos6005 its unsportsmanlike. there is no rule but how can you get excited when your opponent is so pathetic? If they were rivals I would understand it, but cheering for this would be like celebrating being able to outrun a 5 year old or something.

    • @vasilispatrianakos6005
      @vasilispatrianakos6005 3 роки тому +10

      @@auto1nfanticid3 yes, but it's their choice to make. Also if they knew that this were to happen they would like put on the second roster but they probably didn't so they just kept playing the football they knew. But i agree in the half time the coach should have told them to slow down and just have possession instead of more goals.

  • @ParisAllDay
    @ParisAllDay Місяць тому +2

    American Samoa: “so that why we dont qualify for the world cup 💀💀💀💀”

  • @evanbrowne4029
    @evanbrowne4029 2 роки тому +3

    For refence, Archie Thompson wasn't dropped for the next match, he just wasn't Australia's starting striker at the time. Australia played a weaker team because of the circumstances of the American Samoa team.

  • @arnabjeetdas5399
    @arnabjeetdas5399 3 роки тому +661

    "They had us in both the halves not gonna lie"

  • @Fahreun
    @Fahreun 4 роки тому +2448

    Someone thinks about how the australian goalkeeper was bored

    • @stonem0013
      @stonem0013 4 роки тому +79

      He was up in midfield so had plenty to do lol

    • @gergohrusko2672
      @gergohrusko2672 4 роки тому +31

      I had a match like that when I was 14. I literally just stood in the middle of my half for both halfs to at least catch some long balls, but haven't even got so far as getting closer than 10 meters to the ball

    • @santinodelgado281
      @santinodelgado281 4 роки тому +9

      Free money!

    • @ahahm3
      @ahahm3 3 роки тому +6

      He could literally just fall asleep if he wanted to

    • @lovegod777
      @lovegod777 3 роки тому +2

      He watched the game in front of him

  • @MoeZeus
    @MoeZeus 2 роки тому +15

    The Australian goal keeper probably went home to eat dinner during the match.

  • @Just_A_Normal_Person669
    @Just_A_Normal_Person669 Рік тому +3

    Its hard to believe that, even in the rarest moment, an 16 year old video about football shows up in my recommendations.

  • @VanWolf
    @VanWolf 4 роки тому +1352

    "Archie Thompson made 13 goals that game and was left out the next match"
    -Every FIFA Player career mode be like

    • @user-hr5wz1zb5w
      @user-hr5wz1zb5w 3 роки тому +10

      Relatable (._.')

    • @dickyarya8204
      @dickyarya8204 3 роки тому

      What does that mean? He can't play anymore for scoring alot?

    • @VanWolf
      @VanWolf 3 роки тому +56

      @@dickyarya8204 On FIFA My Player career mode, it doesn't literally matter if you score a hat-trick and do the perfect match, if your overall is at least 1 or 2 points under the starting player from the position you're in, you get bench time

    • @menrash276
      @menrash276 3 роки тому

      why didnt he play in the next game though

    • @randomstuff508
      @randomstuff508 3 роки тому +3

      @@dickyarya8204 they're probably just resting him because...you know, they don't really need him to play the next match and risk and injury.

  • @prakharsrivastava3568
    @prakharsrivastava3568 5 років тому +1503

    *Friend :* "How many goals were scored ??"
    *Me :* "Ask how many hattricks were scored"

    • @normadicn5700
      @normadicn5700 5 років тому +24

      Was 6

    • @darthsilversith667
      @darthsilversith667 5 років тому +6

      CapeXTron Underrated comment lol

    • @theycallmethebasher
      @theycallmethebasher 5 років тому +2

      someone scored 4 hatricks and one more goal

    • @dacypher22
      @dacypher22 5 років тому +8

      There are actually higher score names than hat trick. You so rarely see them that most people don't know what they are. They also have less impressive-sounding names. 4 goals is a haul. 5 is a glut. 6 is a double-hat trick. 7 is a double-haul (not sure why that one is 7, since you would think it would be 8). Alex Morgan scored a glut in the Women's World Cup against Thailand. The highest individual scorer in this game was Zdrilic, who scored a glut.

    • @prakharsrivastava3568
      @prakharsrivastava3568 5 років тому +2

      @@dacypher22 Damn I really didn't knew that. Thanks man, today I learned something new.

  • @LTTEHero
    @LTTEHero Рік тому +5

    Who comes from 433? 😂😂

  • @user-mb3xm8rn5g
    @user-mb3xm8rn5g 4 роки тому +3627

    When the gym teacher joins the soccer game

    • @agustinvidart3849
      @agustinvidart3849 4 роки тому +165

      Official Lucas don’t call it soccer please

    • @user-mb3xm8rn5g
      @user-mb3xm8rn5g 4 роки тому +11

      Agustin Vidart ok

    • @ninja23yt
      @ninja23yt 4 роки тому +29

      @@agustinvidart3849 it's soccer to us americans

    • @kellogscornflakes2430
      @kellogscornflakes2430 4 роки тому +27

      Agustin Vidart this is an Australian game and aussies call it soccer

    • @flagflow1232
      @flagflow1232 4 роки тому +72

      It's about kicking the ball with a foot. It's football.

  • @namngo6195
    @namngo6195 5 років тому +3053

    this is why Australia quitted the Oceania football confederation and joined Asia

    • @jahahahahahahahah7169
      @jahahahahahahahah7169 5 років тому +316

      Nam Ngô imagine the results today😂 Australia 56 - American Samoa - 0

    • @10000subswithnovideos.
      @10000subswithnovideos. 5 років тому +111

      Nam Ngô #makequittedaword

    • @ryankelly2109
      @ryankelly2109 5 років тому +172

      @@jahahahahahahahah7169 Australia had a team filled with top class talent in 2006. Their current squad it fill of nobodies

    • @jahahahahahahahah7169
      @jahahahahahahahah7169 5 років тому +29

      ryan kelly I know but American Samoa probably don’t have a keeper. Kewel, Thompson, and a squad filled of talent was magic

    • @billyjov
      @billyjov 5 років тому +95

      @Gabriel Saenz at least asia has teams that Australia can compete with

  • @GOAT3ditz
    @GOAT3ditz Рік тому +4

    Thanks UA-cam algorithm for recommending me this 16 year old video 💀

  • @liam_a
    @liam_a 3 місяці тому +4

    And thats why Australia plays in the Asian comps now

  • @n3c417
    @n3c417 3 роки тому +3527

    Me: *Plays fifa with girlfriend*
    Her: "My ex is better then you"
    Me:

  • @dakingk7813
    @dakingk7813 3 роки тому +4160

    No cap when i was a little younger my father showed me this game and for the longest time i thought australia was the best footballing country in the world and i got suprised when they finished bottom of the table at the world cup lol

    • @Zowimir
      @Zowimir 3 роки тому +105

      Sounds like good times

    • @z3tsu228
      @z3tsu228 3 роки тому +390

      @@valeqium 90-0

    • @swirlingfudge
      @swirlingfudge 3 роки тому +228

      @@z3tsu228 91-0

    • @christopherstein2024
      @christopherstein2024 3 роки тому +65

      @@valeqium 70 : 1 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Vurinati
      @Vurinati 3 роки тому +81

      @@valeqium or germany when it was good

  • @TheVoyager3301
    @TheVoyager3301 Рік тому +3

    The fact is that Australia after beating American Samoa 31-0 failed to qualify for the 2002 World Cup

    • @sv916gtv7
      @sv916gtv7 7 місяців тому

      Because it was virtually impossible while they were playing under the OFC. The best thing they did was to move to AFC.

    • @nathansouth5094
      @nathansouth5094 5 місяців тому

      ​@@sv916gtv7except that they did qualify in ofc.

  • @abdullahfarhan624
    @abdullahfarhan624 Рік тому +3

    Upload the same year when UA-cam launched wow

  • @mr2octavio
    @mr2octavio 5 років тому +557

    1:11 "And here's number 20 with number 20, not everyday you can say that" hahahahaa

    • @fishmas
      @fishmas 4 роки тому +12

      frenchiveruti its 2020 that what you Can say

    • @Xtreme_MVP
      @Xtreme_MVP 4 роки тому

      Lmaao

  • @MetralletaLuis
    @MetralletaLuis 10 років тому +907

    1:17 "By now, American Samoa must have realized that Australia's 22-0 win over Tonga two days earlier was no fluke" So epic

    • @beencozy9983
      @beencozy9983 7 років тому +23

      Luis Miguel Martínez i was just on that as i scrolled and seen your comment LMFAOOOOO

    • @ZVEKOfficial
      @ZVEKOfficial 6 років тому +83

      53 goals in 2 games ... holy shit

    • @polkaproductions9120
      @polkaproductions9120 6 років тому +3

      NightFury Archie Thompson: Man Of The Century award.

    • @CraigFisherman
      @CraigFisherman 6 років тому +55

      William Levy China and India have 1 billion people yet their national teams are pretty much non existent

    • @DS-Pakaemon
      @DS-Pakaemon 6 років тому +1

      TM TM They are doing engineering, or are jobless

  • @justsomeperson455
    @justsomeperson455 Місяць тому +1

    the commentator deserves a pay raise.

  • @applefortynine8207
    @applefortynine8207 8 місяців тому +2

    Next Goal Wins brought me here!

  • @lemat579
    @lemat579 3 роки тому +3096

    Defenitely "Australia's 22-0 against Tongo two days ago, was not just a luck"
    Looking forward to watch Australia VS Bikini Athol

    • @lemat579
      @lemat579 3 роки тому +20

      @S P true, Tongo is somewhere Africa(?) .
      Long life Tonga!

    • @notmyrealaccount9378
      @notmyrealaccount9378 3 роки тому +185

      @@lemat579 Togo and Tonga are different...Togo is in africa and Tonga is an island located off the north coast of Australia...ur geography scks..

    • @lemat579
      @lemat579 3 роки тому +105

      @@notmyrealaccount9378 I have mistaken on perpouse to offend Togo, because I am racist. ✌️✌🏿

    • @wdm_maps
      @wdm_maps 3 роки тому +14

      @@lemat579 df

    • @notmyrealaccount9378
      @notmyrealaccount9378 3 роки тому +5

      @@lemat579 good for u, idegaf..

  • @honestpenaldo
    @honestpenaldo 4 роки тому +775

    If australia hadn't scored those 31 goals the game would've ended in a draw

    • @ekuzo4
      @ekuzo4 4 роки тому +41

      Damn, you're right!

    • @Anipaper_
      @Anipaper_ 3 роки тому +11

      Wow, amazing

    • @awesumninja8581
      @awesumninja8581 3 роки тому +30

      HOLY COW I NEVER REALISED! GOOD EYE!

    • @perrydarbypus5972
      @perrydarbypus5972 3 роки тому +8

      THIS GUY DESERVES THE F***ING NOBEL!

    • @mrman4388
      @mrman4388 3 роки тому +1

      Wow, ive never thought about that.

  • @screamingbanana4391
    @screamingbanana4391 Рік тому +2

    This is why San Marino isn’t the worlds worst national team.

  • @soolly357
    @soolly357 3 місяці тому +1

    In the soccer/futbol community, Australia were seen as jerks its unwritten rule to not pass 12 goal in situations like this.

  • @DemocratsareagentsofSATAN
    @DemocratsareagentsofSATAN 4 роки тому +1448

    American Samoa: "damn Tonga...0-22....you guys are terrible!"
    *2 days later*
    😑

  • @dvdv8197
    @dvdv8197 3 роки тому +4161

    "Where was the keeper?"
    - Sadly for him, still on the pitch.
    Daaaaaaamn savage!! 😅😂😂

    • @dieabsolutegluckskuche5174
      @dieabsolutegluckskuche5174 3 роки тому +67

      Well, let's don't forget that he was better than his mates. Even Top Goal keepers in general don't have a high save rate.

    • @mohammedumer9412
      @mohammedumer9412 3 роки тому +3

      @@dieabsolutegluckskuche5174
      Man you didn't have to do Ter STEGEN this dirty

    • @WhyAlwaysMeOfficial
      @WhyAlwaysMeOfficial 3 роки тому +83

      This not only Keeper fault, the defence very weak they just watch and walk, not help the keeper

    • @sebastianvoisard
      @sebastianvoisard 3 роки тому +6

      The commentator just ended his whole career with that roast.

    • @Therightstuff998
      @Therightstuff998 3 роки тому +3

      @@WhyAlwaysMeOfficial The defense behavior looks completely lost, what are they even doing ^^

  • @carlel121
    @carlel121 8 місяців тому +2

    Raise your hand if you are watching this video after the movie Next goal wins 2023 😅, I didn’t believe the 31-0 was true!

  • @vietangbui8742
    @vietangbui8742 2 роки тому +3

    Dammit, I’m a Vietnamese, seeing this and just realized our national team will face Australia for World Cup qualifier in next 3 days 😬😬😬

  • @kay-dc8495
    @kay-dc8495 3 роки тому +2415

    *They had us in the 1st half, not gonna lie*

    • @sarlsane
      @sarlsane 3 роки тому +40

      literally tho

    • @diarmidthomson7878
      @diarmidthomson7878 3 роки тому +6

      and in the second one it looks like lol

    • @spidyfan629
      @spidyfan629 3 роки тому +3

      Literally 😂

    • @xdynamic6079
      @xdynamic6079 3 роки тому +2

      they had us in the first 7 mins nil

    • @Jezz_k
      @Jezz_k 3 роки тому +1

      You played that match

  • @markymark443
    @markymark443 3 роки тому +3484

    Germany: "Wow we beat Brazil 7-1"
    This Australian side: "lol cute"

    • @Austination316
      @Austination316 3 роки тому +267

      The 2014 brazil would still beat this team 50-0 something

    • @justvincent555
      @justvincent555 3 роки тому +62

      @Zack Smith nah, this always happens to WC Champions, nothing Brazil fan about it.

    • @vanbaguette7368
      @vanbaguette7368 3 роки тому +9

      @Zack Smith Or the universe wants to show how weak Brazil really is if they lost against horrible Germany.

    • @haruyanto8085
      @haruyanto8085 3 роки тому +29

      @Zack Smith previous winners of the world cup usually get their ass handed in championships after the WC,happens almost all the time

    • @Seb99342
      @Seb99342 3 роки тому +4

      @@Austination316 it's just because Brazil hadn't had Neymar on that match