Man goes to his doctor, he asks "what's wrong doc?" his doctor says "I'm sorry but you're gonna have to stop masturbating" man asks "but why?" Doc says " So I can examine you!"
enjoyed this while doing some tedious computer work/ could guess most of the punchlines, but still laughed! thanks! Loved the one, "sorry, we don't deliver on shabbos..."
A Jewish man walks into a drug store and tells the druggest : I would like some condoms.the druggest says we have 3 different packs.one with 6 .the other with 7 and the other with 12 condoms.whats the difference.well the 6 pack is for Catholics.every day of the week but not on Sunday.the 7 pack is for protestants.every day of the week.and the 12 pack for Jews.ONCE A MONTH
To all the proselytizing Christians who post on Jewish sites, please realize that this is offensive to Jews. I'm certain you wouldn't appreciate Muslims, Hindus, or another religion doing the same to you or to Christian oriented channels.
You really get offended by that? Wow. I could care less. They aren't going to change my beliefs. I understand why they do it, but I don't care. Get a grip. (Bar Mitzvahed in 1970)
Well, your “thought” (if one could call it as such) was incorrect then, wasn’t it? But then being incorrect is probably a very familiar sensation for you.
God loves you so much that He sent His Holy Son Jesus from heaven to earth, to be born of a virgin, to grow up and die on a cross for our sins, and to be put into a tomb 3 days and rise from the dead the third day, and He (Jesus) went back up to heaven. We must receive Sinless Jesus sincerely to be God's child(John 1:12).After we get saved by grace through faith in Christ, if we truly love the Lord Jesus Christ, then we will obey Jesus(John 14:15). Mark 1:15 "And saying, the time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: Repent ye, and believe the gospel." Jesus said in John 14:15 "If you love Me, keep My commandments. "There's a real hell. It says in Revelation 21:8 "But for the cowardly, & unbelieving, and abominable, and murderers, & immoral persons sorcerers & idolaters & all liars, their part will be in the lake that burns with fire & brimstone..." Please sincerely receive Holy Jesus and put your true faith and trust in Him today and please repent. Will you have a Real encounter with Holy Lord Jesus and stay in a Genuine relationship with Him daily please?
Thank hashem for jewish humor!
“Once a Texan always a Texan.”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Great delivery!
Thank you!
Cheers from the Pacific West Coast of Canada.
I love the brocoli joke.
The Tallis bag and broken crockery.
Man goes to his doctor, he asks "what's wrong doc?" his doctor says "I'm sorry but you're gonna have to stop masturbating" man asks "but why?" Doc says " So I can examine you!"
enjoyed this while doing some tedious computer work/ could guess most of the punchlines, but still laughed! thanks! Loved the one, "sorry, we don't deliver on shabbos..."
"He only took tips."
A Jewish man walks into a drug store and tells the druggest : I would like some
condoms.the druggest says we have 3 different packs.one with 6 .the other with 7 and the other with 12 condoms.whats the difference.well the 6 pack is for Catholics.every day of the week but not on Sunday.the 7 pack is for protestants.every day of the week.and the 12 pack for Jews.ONCE A MONTH
Tea shot out my nose, thanks a lot. Sincerely, a Catholic.
Wonderful……. Thank you
Thank you……I realize I need to be Jewish for the full effect…..however I still try
I love Jewish humor but the volume is low
Classic comment.
Makes me laugh 😃
I want to have a coffee with Al Fitleberg....just sayin..
Thats one hellova toupé
Only pirate dogs carry kegs of rum, Saint Bernards carry a keg of brandy or schnapps.
It's an urban myth. They carry no alcohol whatsoever.
Humourless. Amazing how Seinfeld and Curb etc. got it so right.
So funny. Real Yiddisher humor.
@@WilliamAndScout Well I guess the brilliance of the Marx Bros, Jackie Mason, Seinfeld etc. isn't kosher Jewish humour...
The story is the "punch line", with no "punch line" .
GREAT JEWISH JOKES. I'M GOING TO USE SOME IN MY SERMONS.
ROGER MANSOUR
MESSIANIC JEW
ie christian 😒
Rubbish 🗑
To all the proselytizing Christians who post on Jewish sites, please realize that this is offensive to Jews. I'm certain you wouldn't appreciate Muslims, Hindus, or another religion doing the same to you or to Christian oriented channels.
Agree!!
Unfortunately, I don't think they respect us enough to care.
You are forgiven.
You really get offended by that?
Wow.
I could care less. They aren't going to change my beliefs. I understand why they do it, but I don't care.
Get a grip. (Bar Mitzvahed in 1970)
I may not like it but it won’t hurt me! How about you?
They tell jokes also. I thought they only kill Palestinians.
Well, your “thought” (if one could call it as such) was incorrect then, wasn’t it? But then being incorrect is probably a very familiar sensation for you.
Unfortunately, the worst joke tellers. Ech.
sad
Didn’t laugh once
Not very funny...
God loves you so much that He sent His Holy Son Jesus from heaven to earth, to be born of a virgin, to grow up and die on a cross for our sins, and to be put into a tomb 3 days and rise from the dead the third day, and He (Jesus) went back up to heaven. We must receive Sinless Jesus sincerely to be God's child(John 1:12).After we get saved by grace through faith in Christ, if we truly love the Lord Jesus Christ, then we will obey Jesus(John 14:15). Mark 1:15 "And saying, the time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: Repent ye, and believe the gospel." Jesus said in John 14:15 "If you love Me, keep My commandments. "There's a real hell. It says in Revelation 21:8 "But for the cowardly, & unbelieving, and abominable, and murderers, & immoral persons sorcerers & idolaters & all liars, their part will be in the lake that burns with fire & brimstone..." Please sincerely receive Holy Jesus and put your true faith and trust in Him today and please repent. Will you have a Real encounter with Holy Lord Jesus and stay in a Genuine relationship with Him daily please?
Please leave your proselytizing off this site.
quit idol worship and convert to monotheism
Holy crap - as non religious person that just came here for the laughs, this is insane; leave the Jews alone
You're delusional
Delivery is a little long, and the punchline is eh.....not wowing me