minecraft survival guides be like
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- Опубліковано 13 тра 2021
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Inspiration from this idea came from Pixlriffs as his great series. Go check it out!
Also, thanks to MC Idiots for the map used in some parts: www.mcidiots.net/ - Ігри
subscribe for more angry middle-aged men shouting at you
Ok
Ok
Yessir
Yes
Alr bet
and remember, you'll all be tested on this
Ok
Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment
Current Subs 8201
And y'all comenting for money
@@ceegeetee come on shut up
I-lose
2:04 I do *NOT* sound like that
but damn i wish i did
Lol
2 mins ago lol
Am I the only that has noticed in the section yet ?
That is when you need mic facts
He's still alive
“Y’all dumb ass hell just drink em”
Why did My soul resonate with that sentence? Like that was Beautiful an we should live by that sentence
@XGEARGAMESX what was the song name at 0:09? I've heard it before a long time ago but forgot what it is called.
Your soul was meant to hear that sentence, chosen by destiny
@@ryang2v uh 0h
@@realinfinity620 I'm pretty sure it's one of the free songs to use in the editor on youtube so it is on a lot of videos. maybe i am wrong :D
@@borrisjohnson3686 I found it now it’s called Silent partner by summer smile
2:18 "guys you wont believe what I had for breakfast today"
_Ali A intro plays_
lmao
that’s a meme i haven’t seen in eons
I read this as the video said it. What the f***?
The best thing was the music earrape after it, I kept replaying it like 23 times!
hahaha good one
There’s always gonna be specific parts of the guides where you’re gonna skip through but they’re actually really important information. Always.
Ero
ok :|
Like the light gray terracotta facts?
@@dont9790 I have been taken on an adventure
@@dont9790 ok i wont
2:00 literally the entire UA-cam shorts section
Pretty much.
LIGHT GREY TERRACOTTA
2:04
How dare you insult block facts
LIGHT GRAY TERACOTTA FAEX!!!1!!1
*WELCOME BACK TO EPISODE 2900, I'VE MANAGED TO TRANSCEND CONSCIOUSNESS*
roblox icon.
BUT GUYS YOU WOULDN’T BELIEVE WHAT I HAD FOR BREAKFAST TODAY
But guys, you wont belive what I ate foR BREAKFEAST TODAY!!!!!!!!!!
@@Cherrieslolzyay fnf icon.
*WELCOME AGAIN TO EPISODE 7000000, I'VE MANAGED TO COPY UNIVERSES*
this editing is perfection.
LOL
Everything is perfect
Lol
When it’s made by McYum it means “GOOD EDIT” “FUN” “FUNNY”
I see you on so many Minecraft comment sections.
"And then tell you the best way to improve is practice." That too relatable that it hurts me.
"a middle aged man looking to pay off his divorce" man that got me...
Survival guide episode 1001:- How to summon herobrine in real life?
LOL
😅😅😅😅😅
im the 100 like
"But we're not gonna do that... 100 FACTS ABOUT GRAVEL!!!"
@@shikupo 2 facts about gravel, IN UNDER 40 MINUTES!
The earape gets worse the more you watch these videos cause your slowly going insane
Better*
@@donot...gotovideos8271 cringe, people did that in like 2018 😔
@@AppIeChipswell, anyways, good luck with whatever your doing, and good luck in the future!
@@donot...gotovideos8271 ah well now you made me feel bad lol sorry...
Light grey terracotta fact:
When smelted it is the most similiar block to bedrock in appearance.
ok
@@MizzSIR are u;Ma;cgdo;n;als bc Can i have a dou;ble ch;;;eeseburg;er ;ig mac 10 chick;e;n nugget ice crea;;m oreosPizza chicken sa;n;d;witch ket;chup napkin; frenc;h fryies fork tomato
The perfect way to survive: Cover yourself in a 5x5x5 obsidian base with a dirt floor, all the basic workbenches such as crafting tables, furnaces, and chests at the top of your base. And wheat farm from the dirt at the bottom (water block in the middle). It’s not fun, but it’s safe.
“How you build a farm”
“You don’t”
“you vegan shi-“ lmaooooOoOoo
Survival Guide Episode 120: How to build a Aether portal
pog
E
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Yes a Aether portal
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I was hoping this would end with McYum building a massive, elaborate mega base and being absolutely flabbergasted that he actually learned something from those tutorials.
Congrats on 800k!
“Okay, so i just died in ✨CREATIVE✨mode” yes
Again
/kill
Void: ◉‿◉
_It happens_
the void! kills u in creative too
Well, that's enough internet for today. I wonder how deep down the UA-cam rabbit hole I can get to tomorrow
this is just the surface
Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment
Current subs 8201
nice
If you’re mentioning rabbit holes, ya still have a long way to go buddy
_It completely slipped my mind how far I’ve gone down_
This is what u call a rabbit hole?? Haaa, amateurs
When I Googled minecraft survival guides this popped up. Thanks for the guide!
0:50 nice touchXD
Anyone notice the level at the start was 69 just to add to the middle aged crazy guy
We also make your likes 69
I like how he's using Pixlriffs as the guy who's ranting this stuff
@@Torpando yeah like pixelriffs literally taught me how to play Minecraft PrestonPlayz is super cringe.
Brings me tears looking at this art piece.
1:50 I like the potion part!
1:11 The scream got me AHAHHAHA
YES
P V P
( take a deep breath)
**BATLE CRY**
@@josuecontreras2768 the battle cry was trash lol
@@jbaldivieso hý
more like 1:12
"TODAY IM GOING TO TELL YOU HOW TO BUILD A FARM... YOU DONT! YOU VEGAN SHIT" LMAO that made me laught so hard
“Hey it’s me a middle aged man looking to pay off his divorce.”
I died there🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:40 LOVE THAT
Me when it starts with “hey it’s middle aged man struggling with divorce”:
I’ll watch this when I’m not in front of the famuly
Famuly
my life in a nutshell, i dont even know anymore
Cap
🧢🧢
I ruined 69 likes
Thank you!! The light gray terracotta facts really helped defeat the dragon.
congratz on 800k sub!
Regular people be like "I binged through mcyum"
BRO PLEASE UPLOAD MORE OFTEN, I NEED YOUR CONTENT!!! 😭
Yes
@@quietcarselijah 😳😳😳
@@quietcarselijah he's red like the imposter 😳😳😳
Wow 69
How are you musiced, you have no uploads
"yall geuss what my middle name is, it crack" that got me
greg*
I thought he said Brick
@@morrowcrystalcm he said greg
he said crack obviously
these videos are super funny i laughed for almost the entire video u earned a sub
Fake: He didn’t push his merch constantly in the series and complain about how only 30% of people watching are subscribed
Lmao 😭
Pixlriffs didn't
No no no, not even his merch, those crappy anime 3-D Print designs that all those compilation channels use
@@deadchannelseriouslyitsdea9776 oh yeah, and those model things?
No, its usually
“UA-cam statistics show that only 0.8% of you are subscribed”
this guy needs more subs
800 K SUBS! CONGRATULATIONS! :DDDDDDD
I learned so much about light gray terracotta from this survival guide!
I swear, McYum just watches random “How to Minecraft” takes notes of everyone, and produces gold
True
1:12 perfect
Looking at the playlist I feel like this is a direct attack at someone whose name starts with P lol
pixelriff?
@@srij0n316 no, peter griffin
@@twospacedanimations5008 He says in the desc that hes a great guy, i dont think he is hrowing hate just inspiration.
This was honestly the funniest video I've seen on UA-cam for years
bro the part about expensive mice is so true lmao. also if you switch c and y in mcyum you get mycum funny haha
“Well, this is why I have trust issues”
Nobody:
My friend when he uses Creative in our *_Survival World:_* 0:43
@iklil firzan udah norak malu maluin
Yes
@@officeruttp2761sekolah sans smp dong
these videos are great. keep up the good work! :)
Liked and subscribed, I’ve found this video very informative and I’m now the best minecraft player
1:24 That is my entire youtube channel LOL
This tutorial helped me alot, its so beautiful and probably the best step-by-step tutorial I've ever watched so far unlike any other tutorial! I've became a god in Minecraft and I acquired every block in the game. Thank you, greg!
I've watched him for at least a year and I never knew his name was Greg. Huh.
@@dragongamer7139 mcyums name is jared but at like 2:10 the guy making the survival guide said his name is greg
Ha im 70 like i ruined 69 likes 😈
2:18: laughing so hard I fell of the couch
I NEED these light gray terracotta facts.
As someone who watches Pixlriffs, this looks pretty accurate
Don't let this distract you from the fact that I get bullied because my classmates think my videos are the worst. Please don't agree, dear eve
@@AxxLAfriku yes i think they are right
@@AxxLAfriku I agree with your classmates
Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment
current subs 8201
@@AxxLAfriku I agree with them
Pixlriffs: Is that some sort of personal attack or something?
Right?!
ikr? I think he's an awesome guy and definitely doesen't deserve this kind of treatment. Even if this is a joke, I don't find this funny.... it's more offensive.
@@domonkoskovats5180 ❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶😂😂😂😂😂
@@domonkoskovats5180 boohoo
@@nowdefunctchannel6874 I was beeing serious, you don't need to be an arsehole
Upload more videos bro, every video I always laugh. I already watch all of ur video, keep it up👍
If anyone is wondering what the Background music is it's Yoshi Island - Athletic Theme
"im generally in awe some people can find this stuff useful"
"Truly Disgusting, that some "people" would do this horrible thing."
same energy
Does not happen for you bud
@nijuo joing spam
Truly disgusting, that some "people" would do this horrible thing.
1:28 - Me in math class that does not bother to explain the presentation and just shows the statistics and the math
Have you ever heard of engrish?
same
This dude emerged into UA-cam, disappeared, and is now making a comeback. I have no idea what this algorithm is anymore
It's always been like that
Instructions unclear, I am now on the FBI’s most wanted list for unspeakable war crimes against emus
What are you doing here lmao
ITS DABABY
Fake dababy l
@@loe_pinky_five404 didn't say I was the real one
@@spongegarr6235 you actually replied XD Your mad
Block facts in a nutshell: 2:03
Sooo truuue
lies
@@BlockFacts NO WAY THaT IS YOU OMG
@@BlockFacts
What? How did you found this comment?
@@BlockFacts bdruh
This is seriously the best video i've watched in my entire life.
I just can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂😂 every second a man screaming at you is somehow so funny😂😂😂
2:11 when your half way between awake and asleep, and your having weird dreams that are blending with reality
Basically sleep paralysis
@@ahmetcikko yes precisely
Thats why he then mentions what he ate for breakfast.
mcyum is that one quiet kid in class that no one knows about that is funny.
Nah
“774K subscribers”
@@NANKAIDATTE having a lot of subscribers doesn't mean that his classmates knows he's famous
@@j3qn811 fax
yes
literally me -__-
Watching this using headphones with maximum volume was definitely an experience.
perfect video I was laughing so hard!
You upload an hour after I binge a bunch of your videos
Time to watch more
The fact that he used pixlriffs' thumbnails is just insane 😂
Ikr killed me
'LIGHT GRAY TERRACOTTA FACTS' is now my new favourite thing to say
UA-camrs during the first 20 minutes of their videos: *YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT I HAD FOR BREAKFAST*
Damn dude, you didn’t have to kill pixlriffs like that 😂😂😂😂
yeah his episodes are actually really good
Yeah pixlriffs is actually pretty good
By episode 3000 we might actually learn how to mine.
Truly the best survival guide out there.
2:04 Captions: its time for light green carotid 🤣
Now I can be the best survival player ever! Thanks for the tips!
That pvp video was really accurate
Waiting for the "McYum videos be like"
LITERALLY THESE GUIDES ARE SUCH MONSTROSITY
Good vid! I found it researching let’s plays. I just started making Minecraft videos too! Good luck :D
"LIGHT GREY TERRACOTTA FACTS" could be it's own 600 part series
I would watch every single episode. Cause this editing is perfection.
“ LIGHT GREY TERRACOTTA FACTS” IM SO DEAD RN💀😭 I LOVE THIS VIDEO
Congrats on 800k
My Mom : Why don't you go play with the other kids?
The Other Kids:
thanks for so much likes I never got that much before
Seeing this joke for the 1000th time
Already copied/seen
@@r4ylgun837 eh not in this video?
Oh wow he did another upload so fast it been like a week im impressed at this mans dedication
And I haven't posted a video in 13 years
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This was quite helpful 10/10
LIGHT GRAY TERRACOTTA FACTS had me rolling 😂😂
Mcyum : Dies on creative mode again
Guy from video : hello I am a middle aged man who is devorced
If you see the channel he parodied, it's Pixlriffs.
Ikr? Got me confused for a big while
XD Pix doesn't talk like that but god I wish he did
Okay, using Katawa Shoujo music was a *_VERY_* nice touch
wait...all those episodes about different things, now idk abt u but that can come in handy
Props to this guy for making over 2,000 videos of amazing content 👏
Yum: looks for survival guide because he struggles Also Yum: is actually in creative
1:09 *that would have been funnier if wasn't so true xD*
Happy 800K Sub Milestone!
Beautiful, just what I was missing. Thank you McYum, I now have 451 XP levels and full netherite gear, as well as 12 elytras.
1:42
Technoblade will love that