Into the Frostweald | Critical Role: VOX MACHINA | Episode 48

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  • @xAlecto
    @xAlecto 7 років тому +5839

    I've been thinking this for awhile, but I kinda find it funny that once Percy got rid of demon, Taliesin hasn't rolled as many nat 20s.

    • @nicholasfotou2980
      @nicholasfotou2980 5 років тому +333

      He is roughly 3000 years old. who know what forbidden knowledge he has tucked away.

    • @kay-O-kin
      @kay-O-kin 5 років тому +152

      Holy shit ur on to somsthing

    • @Dost850
      @Dost850 5 років тому +158

      he might have stopped rolling 20s all of the time but his phone's alerts keep going off during the shows all of the time

    • @fisherdraftingdesign7242
      @fisherdraftingdesign7242 5 років тому +274

      There was some kinda (un)holy power involved in that. His nat 20s at the most perfect story moments, throughout Percy's arc just added so much to the story. It was so great.

    • @SomeKindaSpy
      @SomeKindaSpy 5 років тому +182

      @@Dost850 That demon wants back in. It's like an ex who keeps calling back.

  • @xoroy8694
    @xoroy8694 7 років тому +3383

    "I'm a collector of specifics, I see you've given none" oh percy

    • @kay-O-kin
      @kay-O-kin 5 років тому +44

      I hate it when he sighs tho

    • @patrickstar5136
      @patrickstar5136 5 років тому +319

      "Your secret is safe in my indifference"

    • @Jonslondon
      @Jonslondon 3 роки тому +44

      "And I'm a collector of fucks, so I don't give any...." Savage

    • @dogfood2461
      @dogfood2461 2 роки тому +2

      Time stamp?!

    • @hhylobates4098
      @hhylobates4098 2 роки тому +3

      @@dogfood2461 58:53

  • @practicaldeduction6862
    @practicaldeduction6862 3 роки тому +1617

    We used to think Vax's catchphrase was "Dagger, Dagger, Dagger" but now we all know it's "And I walk away."

    • @hagbardceline1113
      @hagbardceline1113 2 роки тому +67

      I'm borrowing this, possibly even somewhere from the comments in this episode but now we all know it as:
      "Dagger, Dagger, Dagger ...
      ... And I walk away."

    • @jordivermeulen2519
      @jordivermeulen2519 Рік тому +151

      Not making a shirt with "Dagger Dagger Dagger" on the front and "...and I walk away" on the back is such a missed opportunity.

    • @wiredspider
      @wiredspider Рік тому +4

      He said it as I was reading this 😂

    • @TheMandaloreFett
      @TheMandaloreFett Рік тому

      @@jordivermeulen2519 🫢🤔❤

    • @andrewascher5888
      @andrewascher5888 Рік тому +8

      Dagger dagger dagger is actually thieves cant fit, "I walk away."

  • @MeonLights
    @MeonLights 7 років тому +1866

    Liam's reaction to Pike's insight check on Vax was gold. His whole face went "oh no now I have to have a mum talk I'm gonna look like an ass" it's beautiful.

  • @BlackFalcon269
    @BlackFalcon269 7 років тому +2219

    That manic laugh that Ashley gives when she gets the Gauntlets is both adorable and slightly terrifying

    • @thibni_
      @thibni_ 2 роки тому +5

      Agreed!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @chychywoohoo
      @chychywoohoo Рік тому +2

      Spoilers damn

    • @FunnyVideosShowPL
      @FunnyVideosShowPL Рік тому +19

      @@chychywoohoo Maybe watch the episode first before reading comments then

    • @jasonwhatley3845
      @jasonwhatley3845 Рік тому +23

      ​@@chychywoohoo the statute of limitations has passed on Vox Machina spoilers

    • @chychywoohoo
      @chychywoohoo Рік тому

      @@FunnyVideosShowPL I don't actually care but thank you for bestowing upon me your omniscient wisdom

  • @turzigaming
    @turzigaming 2 роки тому +1167

    Scanlan: "You remember what Pike looks like?"
    Elowen Brist: "Yeah, about your size, light-ish hair..."
    Scanlan: "Hair the color of the sunset; eyes like waves that crash in the night; breasts supple, firm-"
    Grog, interrupting: "Okay, uh, Scanlan, uh, Scanlan-"
    Ashley Johnson: "True, true, true."

  • @Hac-dieu
    @Hac-dieu 8 років тому +4344

    There needs to be a new Dagger Dagger Dagger shirt with "And I walk away..." on the back of it.

  • @YormanGina
    @YormanGina 7 років тому +1577

    Fucking Sam had me in tears when he started screaming after getting shot by Vex. I love the group as a whole but my heart sinks whenever he misses an episode, as he brings so much to the interactions of the group.

    • @deargodwhy91
      @deargodwhy91 7 років тому +35

      Jason Aguilar when he called out marisha had me in tears too

    • @xEvilRaptorx
      @xEvilRaptorx 4 роки тому +15

      How dare you both share these moments without timestamps D: now I gotta wait to find it lol

    • @BadluckTribe
      @BadluckTribe 4 роки тому +14

      @@xEvilRaptorx 1:41:45

    • @sallymae3631
      @sallymae3631 3 роки тому +19

      Sam is my favorite as well. These show wouldnt be as entertaining with him, especially him. Imo.

    • @jgamer2228
      @jgamer2228 3 роки тому +1

      Any episode he doesn’t appear in is instantaneously better

  • @daffodilsunrise
    @daffodilsunrise Рік тому +285

    I love how Liam is almost always in character. Giving Keyleth longing looks while she is casting spells or just talking to others, even him admiring her sky drawings. There is so much non-verbal cues and it is beautiful.

    • @vanyelwolfshadow8276
      @vanyelwolfshadow8276 24 дні тому +3

      tal is the same way. just watching his face when matt is painting the scene... you know taliesin is there.

    • @daffodilsunrise
      @daffodilsunrise 24 дні тому

      @vanyelwolfshadow8276 He usually is the one who asks for more details about their surroundings.

  • @ThatKarin
    @ThatKarin 8 років тому +1766

    Every interaction with Travis/Grog and Ashley/Pike is the light of my life.
    He loves his little buudddddyyyy!

    • @Stormcrownn
      @Stormcrownn 6 років тому +32

      Reading this now, I'm really dying for some Yasha/Fjord interaction...

    • @Reblwitoutacause
      @Reblwitoutacause 5 років тому +11

      Buuuuuuddddddyyyyy

    • @thomassmart4088
      @thomassmart4088 4 роки тому +9

      its the pollen

    • @jameslove90
      @jameslove90 Рік тому +4

      Also the Roy Mustang's quote "it's raining"... Golden moment 😍

  • @bencornillie6611
    @bencornillie6611 8 років тому +5619

    "Transmutation is the veganism of necromancy" Best line of the episode.

    • @Mr0Anonymous0
      @Mr0Anonymous0 7 років тому +81

      Arusiek90 exactly at the 1:00:00 mark, when they are talking with master Quall, percy calls him out.

    • @Mr0Anonymous0
      @Mr0Anonymous0 7 років тому +7

      Arusiek90 watching the episode now ^^ saw your comment and happy I didn't miss it :)

    • @Mr0Anonymous0
      @Mr0Anonymous0 7 років тому +15

      Arusiek90 yup first timer too here.. looking at the comments I was unsure if people like us existed still.. but obviously we do ^^
      I've been watching WAY too much last couple of weeks, gotta amp it back a little and get some more work done, heh.

    • @josiahklein70
      @josiahklein70 7 років тому +15

      Ben Cornillie
      No. He said constructs were the veganism of necromancy.

    • @CHECHNYANFISH
      @CHECHNYANFISH 6 років тому +17

      Old thread I know, but first timers still exist. I'm one. Going through the series now. Can't wait to finish up this campaign and see there next one as well.

  • @aeternamente13
    @aeternamente13 5 років тому +1951

    You know it's a funny joke when Liam leans alllllllll the way back until you can't see him anymore. Dude must have abs of steel geez

    • @rossbob8872
      @rossbob8872 3 роки тому +146

      I always thought it was funny how Liam irl is pretty strong, yet he plays characters that are hella weak

    • @jessiecorvus9262
      @jessiecorvus9262 3 роки тому +124

      Im waiting for the day he overestimates or is sore from screaming into a microphone and just...topples over

    • @channelnotavailable32
      @channelnotavailable32 2 роки тому +60

      The trick is to plant a knee firmly under the table, or if the table your at has a beam spanning between the to legs, looping your feet under that. Cannot comment if that's what he's doing but it's a easy enough thing to do.

    • @Eli-uu4vt
      @Eli-uu4vt 2 роки тому +11

      @@channelnotavailable32 That still requires a LOT of core strength to manage. Doesn't change what aeternamente said.

    • @channelnotavailable32
      @channelnotavailable32 2 роки тому +10

      @@Eli-uu4vt just requires you to be fit enough to climb a tree. Or ghost ride a bicycle.

  • @adalynclark8789
    @adalynclark8789 8 років тому +2038

    Scanlan: *Jokes about being leader*
    VM: *Looks to Scanlan when they meet Cornelius as if he's a leader*
    Scanlan: *is the leader*

    • @RDR911
      @RDR911 7 років тому +92

      Life imitates art

    • @django3422
      @django3422 6 років тому +181

      To be fair, the wisest suggestions on what to do tend to come from Scanlan.

    • @HenriqueErzinger
      @HenriqueErzinger 6 років тому +69

      Well, he's old...

    • @Darksnakemrniceguy
      @Darksnakemrniceguy 6 років тому +98

      scanlan is clever and with such high charisma it only makes sense to make him the spokes person :P

    • @NopeJustPatrick
      @NopeJustPatrick 6 років тому +146

      He is the best voice Vox Machina has. Keyleth is too self-conscious to do anything wise and usually ends up stumbling on her morals, Vax is a loner who is only really around for Vex and Keyleth and probably couldn't care less if the world burned, Vex makes the group look bad with her greed when she haggles people in need of assistance, Percy has a head on his shoulders but generally prefers to use it for tinkering, Grog is honestly the second head of Vox Machina, and where the hell is Pike most of the time?
      _(^Rhetorical^. I know Ashley has her own stuff she needs to do, but hopefully you get my point)_

  • @pumpkinjack9310
    @pumpkinjack9310 8 років тому +1281

    " I wonder which child in the crowd is about to become robin?" Best quote ever Percy.

    • @snakeinabox7220
      @snakeinabox7220 3 роки тому +4

      666 likes...... Dono if I shood like it or not

    • @joemariani115
      @joemariani115 3 роки тому +6

      Laughed too had. I love Percy too damn much

    • @TimStamper89
      @TimStamper89 2 роки тому +1

      Buckled me

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 Рік тому +5

      “This is how we make a vigilante” was the perfect follow up

  • @SavoryCaroline
    @SavoryCaroline 4 роки тому +1259

    Liam: "Can we go on break so Talesin and I can just go make out in the other room?"
    Matt: "We don't go on break for that..."

    • @deleria010
      @deleria010 2 роки тому +103

      And you can hear all the pens go to paper for the fan fiction.

    • @madison3408
      @madison3408 Рік тому +10

      Time stamp PLS

    • @AV524
      @AV524 Рік тому +8

      @@madison3408 45:24

    • @Balthazar-mo4ix
      @Balthazar-mo4ix 7 місяців тому +17

      Ya missed the best part of that “… you just change your seating arrangements”

  • @MistahBryan
    @MistahBryan 5 років тому +2200

    "Do you know what nineteen means?" - Vax
    "Aint it like a French dish?" - Grogg
    I just love how Travis can improv Grogg's 6 Intelligence :)

    • @jamiedodger2361
      @jamiedodger2361 5 років тому +154

      Low INT characters are really tough to play and Travis has my unyielding respect

    • @FurbGurger
      @FurbGurger 4 роки тому +73

      @@jamiedodger2361 For some people at least, I'm dumb enough to find it a very natural experience

    • @SPACEHARICE
      @SPACEHARICE 4 роки тому +19

      originally Travis was going to have low charisma and be a dick brab kinda like
      kevdak
      but matt convinced him to to play low int as they are fun to play.

    • @MistahBryan
      @MistahBryan 4 роки тому +43

      @@SPACEHARICE
      I don't want to picture Grog being a 'dick', the Grog we got was so loveable that you wanted to help him and cheered him on when he succeeded.

    • @autotunedbear6355
      @autotunedbear6355 4 роки тому +48

      Shows how smart he actually is, in a split second making the connection of rhyming nineteen with poutine, a French-Canadian dish.
      Getting to this comment a little late and just speculating of course

  • @ked0801
    @ked0801 5 років тому +1156

    Scanlan: Do we need to piss on the obelisk?
    Vax and Percy, in unison, without even thinking about it: You should piss on the obelisk

  • @MarcSola7
    @MarcSola7 3 роки тому +532

    1:26:50 Scanlan "and there's a little statue of Sarenrae, and if you pull it, a little secret door opens to my room. But it's a small door that only a gnome could fit through."
    Pike "Oh, great! Is there a lock on that, maybe?"
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo, Pike is so savage!

    • @yojayoung
      @yojayoung 2 роки тому +21

      No, just expressing her boundaries, which Scanlan is trampling all over

    • @PhobosDDeimos
      @PhobosDDeimos 2 роки тому +11

      Funny and adorable nonetheless 😄

  • @xBlacksStarx
    @xBlacksStarx 6 років тому +1454

    I love how Vex did so much research to turn Vax's perspective around for the raven queen ; v ; it was like, the only thing she could do for him and it was so sweet.

    • @lorenzolodge9535
      @lorenzolodge9535 6 років тому +35

      Rox c
      She is actually my favourite Godess in all of DND.

    • @xBlacksStarx
      @xBlacksStarx 6 років тому +75

      Vex or the Raven Queen? xD

    • @paulineisme
      @paulineisme 4 роки тому +18

      I kind of found it meta gamey tbh. How would she know that Vax is upset of the raven queen taking him up on the offer and not because he almost lost the only family he had left? He could have been wary of pike bc she wasn't there when his sister needed her, and ofc it's not pike's fault, but a character in a traumatic situation could easily assign blame randomly. Nobody remarked that Vax stayed away from Pike when she appeared.

    • @xBlacksStarx
      @xBlacksStarx 4 роки тому +162

      @@paulineisme I think if you have a twin who you're extreamly close with... You just know. The thing is, I don't even think Liam really expressed as a player these thoughts. Laura as a player sensed his apprehension about it, it says so much about their friendship. I think if a player can figure something out on their own, it isn't meta gaming, because they weren't provided the info straight out.

    • @paulineisme
      @paulineisme 4 роки тому +16

      @@xBlacksStarx She wasn't supposed to know that Vax has been having visions and dreams about the Raven Queen. I agree that she would have noticed that Vax was different around Pike, but just how would she figure the raven queen claimed him as a champion?

  • @5wingeddragon
    @5wingeddragon 8 років тому +332

    58:53 "I'm a collector as well!" "Really? Oh how quaint-" "Of specifics." LOL what a mic drop

    • @ladyalfhildrforestofvioletmist
      @ladyalfhildrforestofvioletmist 7 років тому +40

      IKR, Percy is the best :) And then "It may be a bit beyond your understanding" "I highly doubt that." Don't underestimate the Percy!

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 4 роки тому +2

      Taliesin _and_ Percy are too damn good to be true.

  • @Astraay
    @Astraay 5 років тому +590

    1:38:46 I find it's the little things that Matt does that make me laugh harder, like the arrow sound effect slowing down when Laura corrects her attack roll.

  • @ErikMartin_MindlessLump
    @ErikMartin_MindlessLump 8 років тому +2184

    Because I don't like scrolling
    7:04 - Part 1 begins
    8:35 - Recap ends
    9:26 - Pay Attention Please
    14:00 - Pike Figurine
    15:08 - Scanlan is going to become a trafficker
    15:57 - First Roll
    17:03 - Scanlan's Requirement
    18:02 - There are no woods in the grassland
    22:02 - Matt has to intervene before it's three hours of trying to remember what happened three years ago
    24:08 - Hey, Scanlan, sing so we don't look so scary
    25:21 - Scanlan sings a song
    29:12 - Vax, Simon, and Simon Jr
    45:24 - Theater nerds
    48:00 - Scanlan really paints a picture when he's describing Pike
    50:22 - Matt has discovered Vox Machina's second greatest weakness: the lack of trees.
    51:18 - Vex shows off on the broom
    55:40 - Keyleth left hanging
    55:48 - Scanlan draws his whip
    58:53 - Percy the collector
    1:03:00 - Return of Pike
    1:10:36 - This plan is almost as good as Scanlan becoming a spy for the dragon
    1:11:03 - You mean you have a magical item but didn't name it?
    1:13:50 - Grog or Mustang? ;)
    1:19:10 - Vax walks away
    1:20:11 - Vox Machina hasn't walked anywhere in ages
    1:21:21 - Keyleth is very good at stealthing
    1:21:37 - Pike The Insightful
    1:24:18 - Pike's First Time at the Mansion
    1:26:32 - Pike's Room
    1:26:50 - The Door
    1:27:25 - Scanlan Breaks the Bro Code (which was probably the right call)
    1:28:40 - Vex and Vax have a talk
    1:34:00 - Vex walks away
    1:34:14 - Scanlan's Special Room
    1:35:58 - Soundproofing
    1:40:12 - Vex needs some practice on this broom
    1:54:00 Crazy pure
    2:01:01 - Part 1 ends
    2:13:47 - Part 2 begins
    2:22:19 - [I like what the camera does here]
    2:27:12 - Scanlan sings to Pike [based on Hotline Bling by Drake; thanks to +bw13187 for the info!]
    2:37:00 - Blindsight
    2:58:00 - Blindsight Part 2
    3:03:03 - Matt is a horrible person
    3:03:58 - Vax is an even more horrible person
    3:04:40 - Vax regains his sanity
    3:07:03 - The return of the mapmaker
    3:22:44 - Part 2 ends

  • @raediant3307
    @raediant3307 8 років тому +1069

    Matt acting as a little kid is probably the cutest thing I've ever seen?
    His voice when he said "this many" had me audibly "awww"ing at five in the morning.

    • @fhuber7507
      @fhuber7507 6 років тому +53

      Appropriate for a 3 yr old.. not a 9 yr old.

    • @Jared-iq6ul
      @Jared-iq6ul 5 років тому +135

      @@fhuber7507 It might be appropriate for a child without a formal education in a fantasy world, though.

    • @ikeekieeki
      @ikeekieeki 5 років тому +63

      trauma can also cause some behavioral regression

    • @MommyOfZoeAndLiam
      @MommyOfZoeAndLiam 4 роки тому +33

      Nine year old know they are nine, they wouldn't say "this many". That's a much younger child thing because usually parents are still teaching them to count and so their grasp of numbers is more related to what the number looks like on their fingers. Usually by the time they need more than one hand, they are over it. Being that I don't think Matt has children, I let it go, but that is something you'd get from a much younger child, or a developmentally delayed one. The way I wrote it off for a 9 year old is based on what Matt explained about the son being kidnapped and stashed in a pocket dimension for a long time without his mother before being rescued, his emotional development might be stunted due to both the trauma and the fact that his mother may have babied him since his return.

    • @codylamb6587
      @codylamb6587 4 роки тому +40

      Speaking bluntly...this is a medieval time period...so a person of lower class with less schooling might not gain knowledge of math until their later years...11 or older. Up until that point their parents would let them just be wild kids...

  • @beardlessdragon
    @beardlessdragon 3 роки тому +467

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate the creativity behind Sam's inspiration songs? I did improv for years and even then, improvising songs is fuggin HARD. And he just does it, every time, out of nowhere. It's amazing

    • @PhobosDDeimos
      @PhobosDDeimos 2 роки тому +23

      Sam is the best. He was born the play a bard.

    • @carlycchapman
      @carlycchapman Рік тому +11

      He was in an acapella group in college too, so that might help a bit

    • @charlesboots6508
      @charlesboots6508 Рік тому +7

      I understand why they couldn't put them in the cartoon, but that's been a highlight of the series.

  • @Doughy_in_the_Middle
    @Doughy_in_the_Middle 8 років тому +527

    "Pay attention..."
    Just like that t-shirt: "When the DM smiles, it's already too late."

  • @sclair2854
    @sclair2854 8 років тому +408

    "We can have a room so soundproof we don't have to hear anyone else's drama" xD

  • @alycias7345
    @alycias7345 4 роки тому +252

    Vex: "I know that she's not a force for evil. Neither are funeral homes. I dont want to bed down in one." 1:31:37
    Caduces is typing...

  • @zrahabi
    @zrahabi 7 років тому +924

    "See? You start arguing and you just make a gnome. This is what happens!"

    • @joshuadixon4090
      @joshuadixon4090 5 років тому +118

      I love that Mat had the old man flipping through his notes "I'm almost certain that gnome was not just created"

  • @shadyminion
    @shadyminion 8 років тому +1766

    I love how Laura says "buddy" when she feels bad for someone.

    • @Draid.mp3
      @Draid.mp3 8 років тому +34

      That was Ashley actually. Listen again, the sound came from skype. :)

    • @shadyminion
      @shadyminion 8 років тому +133

      +Dado De Guzman I forget the exact time to go back and check, but even if you're right Laura says it all the time to Trinket and says it almost reflexively when bad things happen to people especially NPCs.

    • @Draid.mp3
      @Draid.mp3 8 років тому +41

      I guess they both do since in this episode I heard Ashley say it like 2 times already. Guess they endear people like that IRL. :)

    • @Denemil
      @Denemil 8 років тому +95

      I normally hate it when people use baby voices, but when Vex/Laura does it to Trinket, I somehow find it endearing.

    • @Brooke_Corbyn
      @Brooke_Corbyn 7 років тому +24

      Dado De Guzman I've witnessed commo endearments of an individual rub off on their freinds many times. Wouldn't be surprised if that's happened along the way

  • @Hyena_runner
    @Hyena_runner 5 років тому +324

    "See, you start arguing and you make a gnome. This is what happens"- Percy
    Fully explains Pikes and Grogs whole relationship

  • @PizzaAngel39
    @PizzaAngel39 8 років тому +1269

    Wyrmwood really missed out on the opportunity to call it the Box Machina.

    • @derrickh.5902
      @derrickh.5902 8 років тому +33

      Ethan Henbest you fucking genius.

    • @ernesik4636
      @ernesik4636 6 років тому +21

      That's actually the best fucking pun I've heard in a long time!

    • @jiggityjack8113
      @jiggityjack8113 5 років тому +5

      You mad man.

    • @leeboi222
      @leeboi222 5 років тому +17

      they didnt miss out on charging $100 for a piece of wood though

    • @theopkingdom3433
      @theopkingdom3433 4 роки тому

      Clever girl...

  • @U_C_G
    @U_C_G 6 років тому +1389

    Those natural 1's for Vex's broom flying are such perfect Karma

    • @damienvoidstar
      @damienvoidstar 4 роки тому +15

      I've been waiting for once since she figured out how to fly. Rewatching it all again for fun.

    • @Kino_Cartoon
      @Kino_Cartoon 4 роки тому +1

      @@damienvoidstar do you guys have a time stamp?

    • @damienvoidstar
      @damienvoidstar 4 роки тому +8

      @@Kino_Cartoon 52:39 should show it.

    • @isaiahwelch8066
      @isaiahwelch8066 3 роки тому +11

      @@Kino_Cartoon : The first one is at 52:43.
      I'll post the second one, or any others, if I see them.
      Edit: The second instance is right around 1:41:00, or a bit before.
      The third instance, which was 2 natural 1s in a row (lol), was around 2:49:00, maybe a bit after, as Vex failed a Perception check from her position in a tree.

    • @PhobosDDeimos
      @PhobosDDeimos 2 роки тому +4

      Finally. She really had it coming.

  • @Shane-hx4xp
    @Shane-hx4xp Рік тому +215

    6:04 “Oh I thought this was scripted”
    Matt’s defeated laughter “I wish you f*(ks would follow a script”

  • @rc7771
    @rc7771 6 років тому +1014

    When you have advantage and roll two natural 1's...that's called sadvantage.

    • @alexcomeau4074
      @alexcomeau4074 4 роки тому +38

      this is why I read the comments in 2020. You magnificent bastard.

    • @joshhaworth2155
      @joshhaworth2155 4 роки тому +20

      Fun fact: the odds of that happening are 1 in 400, or 0.25%

    • @shaunaqpaul3078
      @shaunaqpaul3078 3 роки тому +12

      @@joshhaworth2155 The odds of all combinations of 2 d20 rolls are 1 in 400 though.

    • @joshhaworth2155
      @joshhaworth2155 3 роки тому +12

      @@shaunaqpaul3078 Yes and no. Most odds 1 in 200 (for example, 10 then 4 vs 4 then 10). In addition, the double nat 1s is the only case where it's still a nat 1 on an advantage roll, so there was a 399/400 chance of a better roll.

    • @henryohenry1504
      @henryohenry1504 3 роки тому +3

      No that's called fate . . .

  • @Taneth
    @Taneth 6 років тому +1386

    Liam: "D E A R, C A S S, how are you?"
    Taliesin & Liam: "I'm fine."
    Laura: "WTF?"
    Taliesin: "And everybody else is, too. You are a Nerd."

    • @baseballjustin5
      @baseballjustin5 5 років тому +13

      So what is that from?

    • @lfleming221
      @lfleming221 5 років тому +33

      Theater nerds ftw!!!

    • @Lightning__Tree
      @Lightning__Tree 5 років тому +32

      ua-cam.com/video/KmpqifCrlvI/v-deo.html for those who want some reference

    • @ryanaiden
      @ryanaiden 5 років тому +10

      Taneth I couldn’t stop laughing even while they were healing the sick and injured 😂

    • @thevillainousdrifter3826
      @thevillainousdrifter3826 5 років тому +7

      I love this moment so so so much.

  • @wenbluepirate3954
    @wenbluepirate3954 4 роки тому +715

    7:04 - Part 1 begins
    8:35 - Recap ends
    9:26 - Pay Attention Please
    14:00 - Pike Figurine
    15:08 - Scanlan is going to become a trafficker
    15:57 - First Roll
    17:03 - Scanlan's Requirement
    18:02 - There are no woods in the grassland
    22:02 - Matt has to intervene before it's three hours of trying to remember what happened three years ago
    24:08 - Hey, Scanlan, sing so we don't look so scary
    25:21 - Scanlan sings a song
    29:12 - Vax, Simon, and Simon Jr
    45:24 - Theater nerds
    48:00 - Scanlan really paints a picture when he's describing Pike
    50:22 - Matt has discovered Vox Machina's second greatest weakness: the lack of trees.
    51:18 - Vex shows off on the broom
    55:40 - Keyleth left hanging
    55:48 - Scanlan draws his whip
    58:53 - Percy the collector
    1:03:00 - Return of Pike
    1:10:36 - This plan is almost as good as Scanlan becoming a spy for the dragon
    1:11:03 - You mean you have a magical item but didn't name it?
    1:13:50 - Grog or Mustang? ;)
    1:19:10 - Vax walks away
    1:20:11 - Vox Machina hasn't walked anywhere in ages
    1:21:21 - Keyleth is very good at stealthing
    1:21:37 - Pike The Insightful
    1:24:18 - Pike's First Time at the Mansion
    1:26:32 - Pike's Room
    1:26:50 - The Door
    1:27:25 - Scanlan Breaks the Bro Code (which was probably the right call)
    1:28:40 - Vex and Vax have a talk
    1:34:00 - Vex walks away
    1:34:14 - Scanlan's Special Room
    1:35:58 - Soundproofing
    1:40:12 - Vex needs some practice on this broom
    1:54:00 Crazy pure
    2:01:01 - Part 1 ends
    2:13:47 - Part 2 begins
    2:22:19 - [I like what the camera does here]
    2:27:12 - Scanlan sings to Pike [based on Hotline Bling by Drake; thanks to +bw13187 for the info!]
    2:37:00 - Blindsight
    2:58:00 - Blindsight Part 2
    3:03:03 - Matt is a horrible person
    3:03:58 - Vax is an even more horrible person
    3:04:40 - Vax regains his sanity
    3:07:03 - The return of the mapmaker
    3:22:44 - Part 2 ends

  • @spiritomb108
    @spiritomb108 8 років тому +366

    Ashley's "true, true, true" is my favorite part of this episode.

  • @sammiehopkins9408
    @sammiehopkins9408 6 років тому +296

    I love Vax's/Liam's new attitude towards the Raven Queen. Of course, we've seen how naïve Vax can be when it comes to magic and religion, and seeing him be so "disrespecrful" to a powerful god that is responsible for the death and resurrection of his sister is amazingly halarious to watch and brilliant (in my opinion) on Liam's part.

  • @emilyrosehauer9804
    @emilyrosehauer9804 4 роки тому +1303

    Okay, this might be small, but when Laura hits her tooth on her cup and says "Ow!" Travis' attention is immediately on her and he doesn't continue until she says she is okay. Honestly, relationship goals.

  • @WSPBane
    @WSPBane 6 років тому +381

    Every time Pike shows up everyone is so happy to see her. But Travis and Laura are just so happy it's heartwarming. When Grog gives her the gauntlets of oger strength, that was an awesome moment and really cool of him to do. I wish she was here more often as I am sure everyone does. But luckily as an actor she is blessed to be on a TV show as well.

    • @PhobosDDeimos
      @PhobosDDeimos 2 роки тому +1

      I had tears of joy and heartwarming in my eyes during Pike's and Grogs reunion. So good.

  • @dom5pawn13
    @dom5pawn13 7 років тому +828

    Oh god. If a little puddle of blood is left where the door was when the mansion disappears, that implies that other bodily fluids left in there would also appear outside. 😶

  • @Majykman
    @Majykman 4 роки тому +1756

    It's difficult sometimes for me to remember that Laura and Liam are not ACTUALLY Brother and Sister.

    • @Steve00245
      @Steve00245 4 роки тому +109

      AREN'T they though? I mean sure, they have no blood relationship, but their birthdays are the same day, and they're each other's chosen family

    • @JonathanMandrake
      @JonathanMandrake 3 роки тому +31

      @@Steve00245 Well they are what you get when destiny and fate meet

    • @gabrielrognon6238
      @gabrielrognon6238 3 роки тому +49

      As said in elf quest "brothers in every thing but blood"^^

    • @Rabijeel
      @Rabijeel 3 роки тому +42

      Liam is a real Rogue. Pretending to be Brother/Sister with one Mates Girl while hitting ingame on the other Dudes one.
      And everyone thinks the Bard is the horny one.....

    • @evilpikachu3896
      @evilpikachu3896 3 роки тому +7

      @@Rabijeel holy shit lmfao

  • @marc-alexandreplouffe505
    @marc-alexandreplouffe505 8 років тому +1481

    Grog (Travis) "Do you need a 'hand' getting back to camp.." to the map maker (Who lost an arm).
    Everyone "Aw man, not cool!"
    Vex (Laura) "HAHahahaHAHAHah!"
    And that's why their married!

    • @a9fc
      @a9fc 7 років тому +80

      Also loved it when grog tried to catch all the spewing blood for the sword lol

    • @ladyalfhildrforestofvioletmist
      @ladyalfhildrforestofvioletmist 7 років тому +41

      And then Scanlan "Who has two thumbs? You and me together both doin' this!" Poor little map maker, butt of all the lost hand puns :)

    • @RDR911
      @RDR911 7 років тому +6

      Marc-Alexandre Plouffe what about *their married?*
      Their marriage?

    • @NWolfsson
      @NWolfsson 7 років тому +11

      *they're married*, actually
      "tha'ts why their marriage" would miss a complement

    • @leavy
      @leavy 6 років тому

      RDR911 yes this is what he meant glad you could point this out helpfully and not sarcastically at all

  • @Goliath10
    @Goliath10 8 років тому +243

    1:34:05 Laura: "And I walk away." perfect ending to that moment. 😂

  • @helumii
    @helumii 4 роки тому +859

    Sam: "I'm hiding in a tree"
    Taliesin: "There's no-"
    Matt: "There's no-"
    Laura: "There's no-"

    • @ItsFerreiras
      @ItsFerreiras 2 роки тому +6

      Can you explain please? I don't get it

    • @sorrynotsorry8224
      @sorrynotsorry8224 2 роки тому +63

      @@ItsFerreiras We're both really late for this, but they were in a very flat area with no trees, and Sam said that. The others who were paying attention try to correct Sam, but Sam just says the tall grass is like a tree for him.

    • @denilsonrezende857
      @denilsonrezende857 2 роки тому +51

      @@ItsFerreiras Matt said that the area where they were had no trees. Still, they asked to hide in a tree, or if that there was any trees around a few times. I feel like Scanlam asked to hide in a tree on purpose, to makes fun of the other times they did that, or to get that exact reaction.

    • @Lich-x2g
      @Lich-x2g 2 роки тому +21

      "I climb on the roof of the witches hut"
      "THERE IS NO ROOF"

    • @ionfalcom1
      @ionfalcom1 Рік тому +3

      Something about D&D groups, they never listen to a thing you say unless it's about loot.

  • @ltericdavis2237
    @ltericdavis2237 8 років тому +762

    I love how Vax started this agnostic, and now he is the champion of the god of death

    • @CorwinC73
      @CorwinC73 7 років тому +220

      He has said that he was ALWAYS aiming his character towards being a rogue/paladin split class... he just pictured it as being Pike's god
      Though, to be honest, the Raven Queen suits his disposition better, heh.

    • @OneEyedJack01
      @OneEyedJack01 6 років тому +52

      In a world of magic and interventional deities, agnosticism isn't really possible. Denial maybe, but not agnostic.

    • @ciarfah
      @ciarfah 6 років тому +9

      OneEyedJack01 Nonreligious is the only option, really

    • @beargrills3508
      @beargrills3508 6 років тому +49

      @@CorwinC73 divine smite on the assassinate critical sneak attack to murder everything.

    • @CorwinC73
      @CorwinC73 6 років тому +53

      +OneEyedJack Atheism isn't reasonable, but agnosticism is...
      Best definition for being agnostic I ever heard is simply this "They don't understand the nature of God(s) and are pretty sure no one else does either."
      Agnostics don't deny the existence of divinity... just don't see the point of worshiping them, especially in some of the convoluted and contradictory ways humans (and in fantasy, elves, dwarves etc) seem to do. If they are so far above and beyond mortal comprehension... why waste time trying to comprehend? To know the unknowable? Most agnostics simply see it as a moot point... one you'll find out about when it's time, and not before... so they simply don't waste a lot of time on it is all. They may believe God(s) exist... but they don't actively worship, or think about them much.
      Now, in a world of intervening, miracle powering, and occasionally "in-your-face-obnoxious" deities, atheism is patently ridiculous.
      +Bear Grills Yes, before the campaign end he does seriously game the game with bonuses etc to get max crits etc.. believe it or not he even figures out how to get the assassinate ability to trigger... once. Then promptly forgets in time for the next session. :P Gotta love these guys :D

  • @BlueEyedBrunette
    @BlueEyedBrunette 7 років тому +777

    I don't know if they read old comments, but they really need to call the preserving bag the Bag of Colding.

    • @sammiehopkins9408
      @sammiehopkins9408 6 років тому +11

      Oh my word, yes

    • @NopeJustPatrick
      @NopeJustPatrick 6 років тому +29

      They did. And then the forgot. Which was sad.
      If I ever play DnD, I would like to find a Bag of Colding...
      Not sure how useful it would actually be though, the character ideas I have are for either a Rogue/Cleric or a Barbarian/Warlock.

    • @catherinereed8977
      @catherinereed8977 5 років тому +4

      My party has one in one of our games. I'm so calling it thay now.

    • @PhantomFox77
      @PhantomFox77 5 років тому +28

      There needs to be a series of magic items/spells called "Items made by mages who can't spell" such as Meatier Swarm, which just causes a rain of flaming beef, "Speak with Dad", "Bell of Ogre Power" etc.

    • @Grovesie35
      @Grovesie35 4 роки тому +1

      @@PhantomFox77 umm. No.

  • @Reblwitoutacause
    @Reblwitoutacause 2 роки тому +180

    Another gem @ 1:35:55 "Scanlan is helping me find a room apparently so soundproof that we don't actually have to hear anyone else's drama"

  • @matthewacker7796
    @matthewacker7796 4 роки тому +357

    I think Percy's secret Whitestone repopulation project is going well!

  • @samspiller8346
    @samspiller8346 2 роки тому +150

    love it when Ashley comes in, but watching s03, its so much nicer seeing her feeling free to act out knowing she is going to be around to deal with any fall out.

  • @abrown6539
    @abrown6539 3 роки тому +420

    Synopsis at 7:04; game begins at 8:32. Break arrives at 2:01:01 and runs until 2:13:48. Game wraps at 3:22:43.
    [I've been doing this for every episode. If you find them useful, or think others might, please comment so they stay near the top where people can find them. Thank you.]

  • @Elanchana
    @Elanchana 5 років тому +1564

    “I didn’t do it, he wanted to travel the world!”
    *A WORLD THAT YOU CONTROL. YOU DID THIS, MERCER. **_YOU DID THIS._*

    • @MGP2210
      @MGP2210 4 роки тому +50

      In Scottish David O'Hara accent : "Murderer". 😆

    • @parkerdalrymple4398
      @parkerdalrymple4398 3 роки тому +20

      I feel like they kind of left all of the other people to suffer in eternal nothingness lol

    • @slywolfe
      @slywolfe 2 роки тому +6

      I was the 666th like mwuahaha 😈

    • @channelnotavailable32
      @channelnotavailable32 2 роки тому +6

      Literally read this 30 seconds before it happened. Lmao

    • @tequilamariex
      @tequilamariex 2 роки тому +5

      @@channelnotavailable32 THAT JUST HAPPENED TO ME x_____x

  • @isaac8734
    @isaac8734 4 роки тому +452

    Grog is basically the hound from game of thrones: history of violence and pain from a family member. Loves drinking (ale) eating (chicken) and fighting. Has an unlikely friendship with a small badass girl.

    • @CabageBeans
      @CabageBeans 3 роки тому +22

      And would do anything to save that girl

    • @rbru8030
      @rbru8030 3 роки тому +4

      Truth!! Lol

  • @TheAmandaMurcia
    @TheAmandaMurcia 4 роки тому +423

    Vax and keyleth entertaining a refugee kid is my favourite moment.

    • @PhobosDDeimos
      @PhobosDDeimos 2 роки тому +13

      So wholesome.

    • @anoushkabarthakur2314
      @anoushkabarthakur2314 Рік тому +12

      Matt playing a shy refugee kid is the cutest thing ever!

    • @envymordecai4429
      @envymordecai4429 8 місяців тому +8

      “This is my belt, his name is Simon. I named him after you!”
      I almost cried I adore Vax so fucking much 😭😭❤️

  • @raptureraven
    @raptureraven 7 років тому +135

    "Also you might get eaten alive, burned, shot, stabbed, pulled apart, maimed, lacerated... but that's just in the morning." -Grog

  • @dzgw
    @dzgw 8 років тому +451

    For anyone who didn't watch live what Liam said just before it started was "Cunty-butts". I feel like people should know this.

    • @taraboyle5189
      @taraboyle5189 8 років тому +45

      It was actually Sam that said it this time.

    • @platyclysm4633
      @platyclysm4633 5 років тому +12

      I did need to know this, thank you for that :D

    • @nice1068
      @nice1068 4 роки тому +15

      This is vital info. I wish there was video of all the things Liam says to Matt just before the intro.

    • @OmniValor
      @OmniValor 4 роки тому +1

      thank you lol

    • @OmniValor
      @OmniValor 4 роки тому +1

      @@taraboyle5189 they sound alot alike, it's crazy

  • @acapier
    @acapier 5 років тому +621

    Liam’s tombstone will read: “...and I walk away.”

    • @pyromaniac9422
      @pyromaniac9422 5 років тому +24

      A trap on his door shaped headstone with 3 daggers so it can Dagger, dagger, dagger.....when someone walks away and the daggers blink back into the trap and reset it.

    • @qrrbrbirbel2
      @qrrbrbirbel2 3 роки тому +36

      Let's face it, liam will never die, because when death comes for him he'll click his boots of haste, dagger dagger dagger... And then he'll walk away.

    • @luckyfluf0
      @luckyfluf0 3 роки тому +3

      @@qrrbrbirbel2 But wasn't the whole lesson that came from the Raven Queen arc was that Vax couldn't outrun death?... At least that's how I saw it... Maybe others see it differently, but yeah... (OK, I feel really awkward now, sorry if this seemed aggressive in any way.)

    • @Valsorayu
      @Valsorayu 3 роки тому +6

      ​@@luckyfluf0 That was totally on point. It's a character who runs away from their issues now having forcibly bound themselves to an unescapable commitment with death (at least what it sounds like).

    • @yanicknj
      @yanicknj 3 роки тому +1

      ... Well done. Yh he keeps doning what Sam and Dean do in supernatural. Basically these two brothers die through the show and the itye8 one that's left alive from the attack break the rules of like Everything to get them back and the stakes keep getting higher. At the end one of them accepts death and the other let's him go. And the show ends. Although the show has a different theme to this campaign arc... I think Fate in mercer's world is like you can live your own life and your sister is independent. Like she doesn't really car about the whole thing (her greed is dragon level BTW like srsly she got herself killed and left vac in that hole and while she did make an investigation check she didn't tell percy... She's one of the interesting). And like I suppose a revivufy is OK like that is divine power is suppose or whatever but like the didn't know the risk has the wife of a devil god telling him if this goes wrong it could be worse than dragons and does it anyway. He's too "serious" about her like i get trading your life for someone elses even that though in a very very slight way he is being selfish bc he doesn't ask her or actually care what her opinion is just wants her to be safe again understandable. But you need to be responsible like know the consequences of your actions. Actually that applies to him just sneaking of without telling anybody amongst the group he is one of the most reckless characters. While grog says let's just GO because being idle won't solve any problems he's like im going forward and I don't care. Tldr he needs to chill and learn some responsibility to himself, others and the world

  • @makenvaega
    @makenvaega 5 років тому +163

    When Vax decided to leave the cartographer as stone, I thought he was knowingly trying to fulfill the will of the Raven Queen - allowing and not intervening the process of death. But apparently, Liam just forgot that they could be unpetrified 😂 could have been a nice opportunity, but it's all good

  • @pagenein
    @pagenein 4 роки тому +242

    *(SPOILERS)* 1:30:00 Vex reading Vax the terms and conditions of paladinship to the Raven Queen

    • @allamaraine8066
      @allamaraine8066 8 місяців тому +2

      As someone who’s just now getting into D&D, and chose Paladin as his first class, this amuses me.

  • @Kiloku2
    @Kiloku2 3 роки тому +302

    The episode where the crew mislabeled the decaf coffee, absolutely sabotaging Marisha and Taliesin

    • @piranhaplantX
      @piranhaplantX 2 роки тому +20

      Is that really a thing? Because they both definitely seemed like they we're, or weren't, on something this session. Lol

    • @theq86
      @theq86 2 роки тому +14

      @@piranhaplantX Agreed. Seems like they took an edible that hit them pretty hard by the time it finished. Particularly Marisha.

  • @sstuart9301
    @sstuart9301 7 років тому +348

    I just love Pike. Ashley Johnson always, ALWAYS makes me laugh and her relationship with Grog is just played phenomenally by both.

    • @sstuart9301
      @sstuart9301 7 років тому +6

      And I think someone spiked the coffee.

    • @Loki13M
      @Loki13M 2 роки тому

      @@sstuart9301 just watching these for the first time.... I'm fairly positive Jameson whiskey sponsors the coffee pot.
      If not, the critter community does a hell of a job keeping them stocked.

    • @DevinEMILE
      @DevinEMILE 2 роки тому +2

      Honestly the relationship with scallion is pretty funny. She’s just so sweet when she brushes him off.

    • @PhobosDDeimos
      @PhobosDDeimos 2 роки тому +1

      Grog and the Gnomes are just the best, always!

  • @charissascrazy242
    @charissascrazy242 3 роки тому +137

    Vex telling Vax about the Raven Queen actually comforted me back when I first watched this.

    • @skaterpawzgames5049
      @skaterpawzgames5049 2 роки тому +13

      its comforted me now..... i lost my mom in march so fairly recently. :/

    • @Merip1214
      @Merip1214 7 місяців тому +3

      This story arc, and things like that from other players is such a neat way to help someone with grief

  • @Overlordough1201
    @Overlordough1201 4 роки тому +926

    “She hates Orcus!” Vex, *everyone* hates Orcus. Hating Orcus is like the second requirement for existing in DnD.

    • @pigeonpartytime877
      @pigeonpartytime877 4 роки тому +59

      Actually, in a campaign that I'm playing in, we have Orcus practically as a pet! He's stuck as a skull in a torch bracket carried around by our paladin :P

    • @isaaceshleman2833
      @isaaceshleman2833 4 роки тому +29

      pigeonpartytime HOW? And where’s his wand?!

    • @jetvoidweller
      @jetvoidweller 4 роки тому +28

      @@pigeonpartytime877 for real tho how. A demon lord is nothing to scoff at.

    • @Punkadelic2112
      @Punkadelic2112 4 роки тому +6

      She was just trying to make him feel better.

    • @lucashenderson703
      @lucashenderson703 3 роки тому +86

      First requirement for dnd is every man woman and child has 50ft of rope at all times

  • @dontedoestuff
    @dontedoestuff 8 років тому +174

    "I know when that Poop Phone glows, that could only be one gnome." Easily one of the best versions of that song ever heard

  • @animek22x
    @animek22x 8 років тому +1205

    It's funny that Scanlon said that Pike's room was covered in yellow rose petals, because yellow roses symbolize friendship rather than love. XD

    • @aenorist2431
      @aenorist2431 7 років тому +266

      Amazing little fact. So fitting, i thought Sam might even have known.

    • @jammygitz
      @jammygitz 7 років тому +54

      Forever in the Friend Zone

    • @dehro
      @dehro 6 років тому +164

      maybe that's why Pike told him they were her favourite

    • @ninjabastard666
      @ninjabastard666 6 років тому +28

      You're reading too much into that. Not everybody cares about flower symbology. It's more likely to do with what a person prefers.

    • @NopeJustPatrick
      @NopeJustPatrick 6 років тому +73

      @@ninjabastard666 They aren't reading too much into it just because you choose not to. It's a valid theory that one of them knew what they were saying with them, reguardless of who actually thought of it.

  • @joshhitxoriginal9367
    @joshhitxoriginal9367 2 роки тому +140

    Years later I realize Sam waited until marisha started taking a drink of her coffee when he made the blind sight joke.

  • @Esperologist
    @Esperologist 8 років тому +345

    1:35:00 Wait... Percy can bring in materials and craft something... then anything left inside is ejected at the time the spell runs out. So... they could sneak into a place and set up the door... then he builds some sort of large acid / fire / gunpowder based thing... then they just exit and sneak out of the place... then eventually the mansion spell vanishes and surprise deployment.
    I guess that is a little complicated... so they might do it.

    • @sheepsheepsheepsheep1688
      @sheepsheepsheepsheep1688 8 років тому +48

      this is brilliant and I hope they do it one day.

    • @evan1686
      @evan1686 8 років тому +32

      fill the mansion up with acid
      oh the damage would be beautiful

    • @cbeaird52
      @cbeaird52 7 років тому +4

      Esperologist the door would be pretty obvious though lol. but if they dispell it, it still would technically eject it.

    • @metaldracolich2485
      @metaldracolich2485 7 років тому +24

      cody beaird According to the spell, the entrance can be made invisible!

    • @ryucloud4800
      @ryucloud4800 7 років тому +30

      Esperologist offensive utility spells, my favourite

  • @handsmahoney
    @handsmahoney 8 років тому +327

    Hey Simon, do you want to see something cool? Look at this.
    And I walk away.
    I WAS COMPLETELY EXPECTING THAT.

    • @Lucan47
      @Lucan47 8 років тому +14

      +Zach R OH GOD HAHAHAHAHAHA
      That gave me a hearty laugh. Thanks!

  • @ChaoticDuelist
    @ChaoticDuelist 4 роки тому +121

    I literally died when liam said fear is the mind killer. Frank Herbert made me love reading and it makes me so happy that Liam shares that love.

    • @ryankerins361
      @ryankerins361 Рік тому +1

      One could even say you "literarily" died 😅

  • @Astral_thee_God
    @Astral_thee_God 8 років тому +227

    01:14:16 "IT'S RAINING!"I am literally in tears. Cuz that episode of FMA didn't partially ruin my life

    • @Makverus
      @Makverus 4 роки тому +2

      I was looking through the comments for something like this! Thank you, kind human being!

    • @soldier1stclass640
      @soldier1stclass640 4 роки тому +3

      I want to see Travis play a Mustang based character

    • @TheUCuber
      @TheUCuber 4 роки тому +2

      @@soldier1stclass640 He does in the 2nd campaign! Fjord Mustang!

    • @thesaltycat9493
      @thesaltycat9493 4 роки тому +5

      @@TheUCuber And Ford Escape, Ford Explorer/Expedition, etc. I don't even know if half of those are real, I just know Sam has made about every Ford joke in the book, and is still somehow coming up with more.

    • @crodthesorrysap4165
      @crodthesorrysap4165 4 роки тому

      I thought about that too

  • @rickrack4325
    @rickrack4325 3 роки тому +43

    This episode perfectly sums up why Critical Role is absolutely fantastic: we got super deep, poignant and emotional roleplay with Vax&Vex discussion about the Raven Queen, and goofy, hilarious, pure gold comedy with the chicken archery scene.
    Gosh, I love this show so much.

  • @ramadansteve1715
    @ramadansteve1715 5 років тому +511

    Mustang: Its a terrible day for rain
    Grog, an intellectual: ITS RAINING!

    • @Titoichi1986
      @Titoichi1986 4 роки тому +37

      You know who the English voice actor for Mustang is, right?

    • @Iamthecrazyone
      @Iamthecrazyone 4 роки тому +28

      @@Titoichi1986 I did not before this, but holy shit it makes so much sense lol

    • @chonkihonki
      @chonkihonki 4 роки тому +7

      TitoRag oh my gosh I didn’t even think about this! That is so (insert various emotion here because I literally can’t rn)

    • @MrNumWalrus
      @MrNumWalrus 2 роки тому

      @@Titoichi1986 Laura is lust

    • @davidnagy8941
      @davidnagy8941 2 роки тому +2

      I was afraid I did not find this comment at the top, but delighted it's not too far down.

  • @LazorJunkieninja
    @LazorJunkieninja 7 років тому +218

    *Wife on death bed*
    "Please stay by my side, my love"
    I walk away

  • @raptureraven
    @raptureraven 8 років тому +695

    "It's the veganism of necromancy" -Savage Percy

    • @louisec-m9503
      @louisec-m9503 5 років тому +3

      +

    • @filipferencak2717
      @filipferencak2717 4 роки тому +4

      No Mercy Percy*

    • @Ginric99
      @Ginric99 4 роки тому +6

      Percy has a thing for veganism, at the banquet to welcome the briarwoods it was asked if they had a vegan menu, Percy said something like, she’s a vegan of course she rang ahead to let them know.

    • @vinnytheevyllpopcorn8291
      @vinnytheevyllpopcorn8291 4 роки тому +4

      @@Ginric99 It's probably just Tal tbh lol

    • @hoods_hairy_ballz
      @hoods_hairy_ballz 8 місяців тому

      *angry Caduceus noises*

  • @Majykman
    @Majykman 4 роки тому +203

    *Pike puts on the Gauntlets* "GRAAAR, SUPERCLERIC!!!"

    • @PhobosDDeimos
      @PhobosDDeimos 2 роки тому +5

      "Like a tennisball in an empty bucket" 😂

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 Рік тому

      *”PIKE SMASH!!!!”*

  • @porcelainmannequinn549
    @porcelainmannequinn549 7 років тому +290

    Damn, that scene between twins had me in tears. Liam and Laura play so well together

    • @JA-jk9uf
      @JA-jk9uf 4 роки тому +9

      All their interactions are so frickin good!!!

    • @PhobosDDeimos
      @PhobosDDeimos 2 роки тому

      As annoying as Laura can be at times (broom), she really does excel in these kinds of interaction. Kudos.

    • @DasSpaceAce
      @DasSpaceAce 2 роки тому +7

      @@PhobosDDeimos Laura is far from annoying, as you will discover as you progress. She's a treasure & is an amazing character actor. _Vex_ is acquisitive as all hell for understandable reasons when you know her history. Laura is playing her true to who she is, just as she later plays Jester true to who she is.

  • @BunkPhD
    @BunkPhD 8 років тому +258

    That breakfast archery brings back sore memories for me.
    I was once part of a game of a homebrew gamesystem with a group of friends. We were all pretty low level characters and encountered a bear to fight. As I was a tank I was up close and personal dodging all the attacks like a pro and hitting all my marks. Sadly the archer way back didn't and through a series of weird but memorable critical fails and critical hits on his and on my part my character got taken out with a headshot to the back of the head and died.
    Now every time an archer rolls a one and manages to hit one of his companions I think back to that day. Possibly the lamest character death I ever had, but at the same time absolutely unforgettable.

    • @adrianelemtis6194
      @adrianelemtis6194 8 років тому +2

      Lol

    • @MrEds9
      @MrEds9 8 років тому +15

      Thanks for sharing that, that's a hilarious story! Seriously, lamest death but definitely unforgettable.

    • @brandonwalker379
      @brandonwalker379 8 років тому +137

      One time, I was in a game where our party consisted of a warlock, paladin barbarian, rogue, and a vampire. (4e class, not race.) I was the vampire, but only the warlock and rogue knew, as the barbarian was dumber than a sack of shit, and the paladin trusted me and never asked. In one boss fight, I made a mistake and forget to get away after making my attack. Next turn, I got grappled and ended up dropping to 0 HP. When the Paladin saw I was down, he came to heal me with a divine spell, (we didn't even tell him out of game that I was a vampire, he assumed I was a rogue or assassin) the rule book states that when a vampire is hit by divine magic of any type while at 0 HP, he instantly dies. So...he healed me, and I immediately burst into nothingness, Voldemort style. Best character death ever.

    • @ethandixon6104
      @ethandixon6104 8 років тому +14

      +Brandon Walker Wow! That is one of the funniest things I've ever heard! Seriously, you've made my day! Thanks for that!

    • @thelightgrenade1884
      @thelightgrenade1884 7 років тому +1

      Haven't read your comment just saw your picture and I fuckin love incubus ❤️ ❤️
      Edit:just read ur comment hilarious 😂 😂

  • @Alizardlovesyou
    @Alizardlovesyou 2 роки тому +88

    45:12 ♥️
    When Liam asked to step-out to make-out with Talesin and Matt suggests they just change seats. I love these awesome nerds! These are my people!

  • @SuperBellyflop
    @SuperBellyflop 8 років тому +201

    This has to be one of the most quotable episodes and i am only an hour in.
    "you start arguing and you make a gnome"

    • @michellepehrsondupont3756
      @michellepehrsondupont3756 3 роки тому +2

      “I’m a collector of specifics, and so far you haven’t given me any.”
      Let’s be fair, this thread is going to be at least 90% Taliesin 😂😂😂

    • @SuperBellyflop
      @SuperBellyflop 3 роки тому +2

      @@michellepehrsondupont3756 I mean why would it not be? "life needs things to live" after all XD

  • @LyokoGirl720
    @LyokoGirl720 8 років тому +272

    "We've seen shit, we've done shit and we can do shit" Excellent quote.

  • @jacoboswald5731
    @jacoboswald5731 5 років тому +980

    Sam: “I hide in a tree...”
    Matt: “There is no...”
    Sam: “hehehe”
    Matt: “MMMMMmmmm...”
    I love these little interactions

    • @superlolgal555
      @superlolgal555 5 років тому +104

      Lol yea I love how Sam knows just how to get on Matt's nerves. Even if he only does it for comedy, it just goes to show what power a high charisma can get you.

    • @felixstone3.14
      @felixstone3.14 5 років тому +14

      superlolgal555 the hat of charisma...

    • @theoverlander4579
      @theoverlander4579 4 роки тому +11

      Felix Stone would like 3.1415926535 slices of π
      I would like to believe that I just found an SAOA reference. I really wanna believe.

    • @Alberecht
      @Alberecht 4 роки тому +1

      I feel like we did

    • @patriciodaniels7168
      @patriciodaniels7168 4 роки тому +2

      @@felixstone3.14
      I see you...

  • @drewfro666
    @drewfro666 8 років тому +715

    I know this is old, but I just realized that a big reason why the party is going up against the Chroma Conclave is because someone gave Matt all those huge dragon miniatures for Critmas.
    If true, it's kind of amazing how much the community can influence the show.

    • @SinerAthin
      @SinerAthin 7 років тому +48

      A real magnificent bastard move...

    • @EnDSchultz1
      @EnDSchultz1 7 років тому +115

      drewfro66 He'd been planning the arc for years. Unclear whether the ultimate timing of the attack was influenced by receiving minis.

    • @Sonofapollo234
      @Sonofapollo234 6 років тому +47

      He didn't open the two minis until after the dragons attacked, so either the timing was coincidental or people heard about thordak and sent huge dragon minis for him to use

    • @eirei0789
      @eirei0789 5 років тому +91

      Late reply, but Matt has spoken in Q&A's about always wanting to run a dragon-centric storyline ever since he started DM-ing. He never got to it because the campaigns he ran before this were low to mid-levels, and he didn't want to use young weak dragons, just for the sake of having them. He wanted to use the ancient dragons.
      He started sowing seeds of the Chroma Conclave arc back during their home game (when the group faced Brimscythe the blue dragon). And when Vox Machina started to dive into the high-levels (12 and above), he launched the arc with a bang.
      That said, the community did help by providing Matt with a properly-sized colossal red dragon mini for Thordak. But it's definitely a reactionary thing, as people noticed Matt didn't have a red dragon mini for Thordak's first couple of appearances.

    • @bennettcard571
      @bennettcard571 4 роки тому +6

      A huge mini....🤣

  • @kc_cobra
    @kc_cobra 8 років тому +169

    At first I thought Vax was being a bit of a dick about not wanting to help the map maker. Then I remembered that he's a servant of the Raven Queen now... I wonder if depetrification is considered bringing someone back to life.

    • @Armoredman347
      @Armoredman347 8 років тому +35

      I read it more as he doesn't want his group to see him to avoid them being sad.

    • @JadeIsChronicallyTired
      @JadeIsChronicallyTired 8 років тому +44

      I thought it had to do with the fact that
      a) they were bringing him back missing an arm.
      b) They were in a really dangerous area
      c) He himself didn't know how to undo the petrification and didn't want to tell the party if there was no way to bring him back and thus they were forced to know that he was dead.

    • @Zseventyone
      @Zseventyone 4 роки тому

      I think he was in a rush. He was trying to move the game along just a few moments earlier.

    • @SocialistSadako
      @SocialistSadako 4 роки тому +4

      liam can be a bit of a dick with not telling his party about things. i know he gets excited about the roleplay but this is a communal event and it feels gross to be left out of things. it's taking agency away from other players and making decisions for them. :/

    • @xadielplasencia3674
      @xadielplasencia3674 3 роки тому +7

      @@SocialistSadako They are not really left out, the characters are, it's part of the game

  • @seymourfields3613
    @seymourfields3613 Рік тому +39

    I'm so glad Matt did a live retcon on the blindsight.

  • @MissCandiDandi
    @MissCandiDandi 8 років тому +87

    Matt playing out Simon was actually the cutest damn thing I've seen in my life oh my gosh.

  • @gloria-joyyeaton3763
    @gloria-joyyeaton3763 6 років тому +58

    I can’t be the only one who thought of The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe when they got caught in a perpetually winter forest with a garden of stone statues that were once living beings.

  • @dainblack8289
    @dainblack8289 4 роки тому +156

    "Don't look in there with a black light."
    Sam is hilarious.

    • @ignisshadowflame1027
      @ignisshadowflame1027 3 роки тому +1

      I was reading this right as he said it.

    • @austinmann1435
      @austinmann1435 3 роки тому +4

      I'm just wondering when he had time to do the dirty. Only the 2nd time hes casted it

  • @Gunnerblaster
    @Gunnerblaster 8 років тому +561

    Spoiler: When Scanlan took an arrow to the neck, I almost died laughing. The screaming. Oh, the screaming.

    • @phayloren1024
      @phayloren1024 6 років тому +20

      Gunnerblaster i literally could not breathe

    • @albertn7496
      @albertn7496 6 років тому +28

      Spoiler of the future: that’s what Nott sounds like!!

    • @laurelregibeau6285
      @laurelregibeau6285 5 років тому +1

      Hard same

    • @supercool1312
      @supercool1312 5 років тому +4

      Gunnerblaster if youre gonna do a spoiler make sure its hidden you absoloute nitwit

    • @kiragon405
      @kiragon405 5 років тому +12

      @@supercool1312 While I agree that there should be some space in between the Spoiler tag and the spoiler itself, one should also know to immediately stop reading anything once they see the word Spoiler. No need to revert to name calling. A simple "For future reference please try to leave more space after the Spoiler tag to avoid spoiling anyone, cheers!" would do.

  • @TheschwartzB
    @TheschwartzB 8 років тому +95

    I like how Liam, Laura, and Taliesin all said Scanlan should piss on the obelisk at the same time lol

  • @Majykman
    @Majykman 4 роки тому +130

    "Take a walk, save a Horse."

  • @drury2361
    @drury2361 8 років тому +401

    15:08 - Scanlan, Creepy? Nooo
    18:00 - There are no Trees!
    21:57 - That's Not Him at All
    24:10 - Scanlan's Enterance Song
    48:00 - Scanlan Discribes Pike
    52:15 - Vex Shows Off Her Broom Skills
    55:30 - KeeKee Left Hangin'
    1:13:45 - IT'S RAINING!
    1:20:08 - Save a Horse
    1:24:30 - Scanlan's Mansion
    1:26:32 - Pike's Room
    1:28:50 - A Sibling Chat
    1:34:20 - The "All Purpose" Room
    1:39:50 - Vex's Breakfast Archery
    1:50:32 - Grog Pun
    1:53:55 - Grog Tracking
    2:13:45 - Break Ends
    2:27:10 - Scanlan Inspires Pike
    2:37:00 - Blingsight on NBC
    3:07:10 - An Old Friend
    3:16:20 - Scanlan's Optimism
    3:18:45 - Vax Talks to His Queen

    • @AtlantaHammy
      @AtlantaHammy 8 років тому +23

      +Phalinx 1:38:40 - The Start of the best chicken target practice I've ever seen.
      Best moment in this whole ep XD

    • @Kaitako1
      @Kaitako1 8 років тому +3

      I never realized how much I miss these comments until I started to watch the episodes before you commentes

    • @drury2361
      @drury2361 8 років тому +1

      +lionblaze24 Sleep schedule is screwed up so took me a little longer to rewatch last night. Tring to fix :D

    • @NoOne-dx2fq
      @NoOne-dx2fq 8 років тому +7

      "It's a terrible day for rain."

    • @Pineappletrainable
      @Pineappletrainable 8 років тому +2

      +No One some one remember when Pike critted on her insight check for Vax ?

  • @RedQueen051
    @RedQueen051 8 років тому +104

    Omg Ashley is the cutest! Her reaction when Grog gave her the gauntlets 😂.

  • @wolfen2462
    @wolfen2462 2 роки тому +54

    1:19:30 I like how when asked about the weather Matt even looks up as if he’s checking the weather irl

  • @michaelkentros5120
    @michaelkentros5120 7 років тому +257

    Percy "It's the veganism of necromancy, it's kind of dull." PERFECT T-SHIRT!

    • @RDR911
      @RDR911 7 років тому

      Michael Kentros no, that would get them bad publicity. Think for the first time in your life.

    • @sambert8719
      @sambert8719 4 роки тому

      @@RDR911 mhm

  • @Ghostrebel017
    @Ghostrebel017 8 років тому +166

    Grog: It's raining.
    Reminds me of Roy Mustang.

    • @Eloquence00
      @Eloquence00 8 років тому +69

      Seeing as Travis is his voice actor I think it was a direct reference.

    • @steveno4871
      @steveno4871 8 років тому +4

      +Caelen McHale I don't know... Raining and crying is as cliche as you can get.

  • @FigurativeCritter
    @FigurativeCritter 3 роки тому +68

    Simon: proof that Liam's characters have always used their magical pets to cheer kids up

  • @mikaeladeleon7128
    @mikaeladeleon7128 8 років тому +287

    Percy should get into the business of artificial limbs. it could be awesome.

    • @MulberryDays
      @MulberryDays 7 років тому +33

      Mikaela DeLeon - Hahaha, well it's a sort of Renaissance-era now, with Percy very clearly provoking an early Industrial revolution...if we add prosthetics, we're basically in Fullmetal Alchemist. Travis and Laura should fit right in!

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 6 років тому +9

      Mal Radagast , “It’s raining”, after all ;)

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 4 роки тому +1

      AUTOMAIL

    • @HooliganDeem
      @HooliganDeem 3 роки тому

      Was kind of expecting him to tinker Vax a new foot in the Underdark, tbh.

    • @glowstickofdestiny1290
      @glowstickofdestiny1290 3 роки тому +2

      Calling it right now, the eventual Campaign 3 will include a singular Warforged NPC who was built by Percy

  • @vladimirserpov6773
    @vladimirserpov6773 6 років тому +673

    Vax's most-used phrase 20 episodes ago: "I click boots of haste, dagger-dagger-dagger."
    His top-phrase now: "And I walk away." :(
    P.S. I respect Liam a lot for role-playing the moment with Mapmaker according to Tenets of the Raven-Goddess and than showing the moral struggle of his personality against the rule of not pitying the dead.

    • @stevenclark5173
      @stevenclark5173 5 років тому +43

      The problem is that he was petrified, not dead. His soul was still trapped in there. Raven would want him to be released so he could die.

    • @chrism6315
      @chrism6315 4 роки тому +13

      @@stevenclark5173 and he figured that out and had pike restore him, right?

    • @SocialistSadako
      @SocialistSadako 4 роки тому +6

      those people were still alive and savable. i'm horrified that they just left all of those other people there except for the mapmaker.

    • @GruntKilla90
      @GruntKilla90 3 роки тому +12

      @@SocialistSadako Not all of them. Some were crumbling away, likely too late for them.

    • @theoutspokentheorist9578
      @theoutspokentheorist9578 3 роки тому +5

      @@chrism6315 it might not involve the Raven Queen so much as it is Vax is just a good person and wanted to help him out

  • @thebookworm0143
    @thebookworm0143 4 роки тому +55

    Grog @ 3:13:14 telling Tyriok, "Also eaten alive, burned, shot, stabbed, pulled apart, maimed, lacerated... but that's just in the mornings." did not get the appreciation it deserves

  • @januzzell8631
    @januzzell8631 7 років тому +282

    Is it just me that remembers that Vox Machina were told NOT to reveal that there's a Sphinx at the Slayer's Take and that her mate was also a secret? ... Just me? ... Oh well....

    • @u.s.s.chucklefucker1657
      @u.s.s.chucklefucker1657 5 років тому +76

      they always have been and always will be woefully stunted at any attempt of keeping secrets. Even in campaign 2, they blab what amounts to state secrets to just about anyone and their mother.

    • @treybrown5839
      @treybrown5839 4 роки тому +103

      I think that’s a product of weeks and weeks between learning something, then acting on it. Matt has a busy world he’s created. It’d be near impossible to remember everything

    • @mayaenglish5424
      @mayaenglish5424 2 роки тому +5

      @@treybrown5839 eh, yes and no, like come on, I get forgetting some things, Matt has a lot of details, but if somebody was like, SWEAR A SECRET OATH, We are persecuted and we have been hunted, do NOT tell anyone! I think I'd remember that. I love them but they're a bit brain dead sometimes.

    • @tiph3802
      @tiph3802 2 роки тому +3

      I honestly didn't remember