POV I'm Your Vampire Dad
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@@gameboy-fh3mn nice-
ok
Its a straight banger danny
POV: You disown your child because you find him making out with his phone
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yeetus the Festus 🤜👶
Yes😆😆😆
like the underwater horse from the 50s who had sex with phones russell hartley
When is it to late to yeetus the festus
"Girl in my grade whose dad was the mayor of the town"
I didn't know Kurtis had a daughter
Underrated comment
@@youyurishyuri4407 oh hi neighbor!
POV: You are Kurtis Conner’s daughter and your dad is the mayor of Kurtistown
@@allydef and also he is the mafia
Maye hoffman
He is the mayor of Kurtistown, mafia boss, and your vampire dad.
Fun Fact: the reason that most of the "Daddy" tiktoks have been removed, is because the creator of the sound that they all used (Absofacto -Disolve) publicly said that it was fucking gross and that they need to stop using his song to be disgusting.
He sounds like the real mvp
@@Lily-dn6cj Absofacto -Disolve
One of the videos got taken down by the creator because someone told his mom about his daddy povs and she was really mad about it lol
Thank god I can go back to enjoying that song and not feel weird about it
I KNEW it wasn’t because they realized it was wrong
The Vampire dad song goes so hard like wtf how is this allowed to just be a extra add-in?!?!?! This needs a triple platinum award.
It was like the best flow he ever had frfr🤣💀
Fr it’s my favorite Danny song
no it wasent
@@Lizzoncker 👎
oh my god its on spotify this is going on my playlist
All I can think of with those "My dad is really is powerful" POV's is twelve year old Draco yelling "My father will hear about this"
I was just thinking this omg
don’t disrespect draco like this 😿
the way i cackled at this comment
@@laurenvcouto You think that was bad? I actually hyena laughed.
Draco Malloy, anybody?
Unfortunately the POVs weren’t deleted because the creators thought they were wrong, they deleted them because the artist of the song they used said he was extremely grossed out by the videos and the creators received major backlash and hate
I _thought_ it was a bit naive of Danny to assume that the creators took those daddy videos down because they realized on their own that it was screwed up... Yikes
I don't think Absofacto (the artist) received hate. I saw his Tik Toks about the POVs and he said he was receiving a lot of DMs and Emails from survivors of CSA saying the videos were triggering and upsetting to them.
@@kevolutionenergy whats CSA??
@@z3dexe child sexual abuse
K.K. Slider yeah sorry my comment is a bit weirdly worded, I meant the creators of the daddy POVs received hate, not the artist :)
POV: the gang leaders vampire son’s bestfriend boyfriend kidnaps the r in greg. You are now geg
IM ROLLING UNDERRATED COMMENT AHAHAHAIDJD
BYE LMFAOOOO
crap
ah fuck, we cant use that lette anymoe
*We ae geg*
I feel like a lot of people don’t realize that povs like this are just the modern day equivalent to the weird “I got adopted by all of the Jonas brothers at once and also they are mafia vampire princes” wattpad stories from like the early and mid 2000s, complete with the “yandere pop star boyfriend” ones.
Are they disturbing, self indulgent, egotistical and creepy? Yes. Are they also strikingly similar to a trend from like a decade and a half ago? Also yes.
The thing is with TikTok, is that if you stumble across one of them POVs, you still have to interact with it. Even if you scroll. With Wattpad, you don’t have to interact with it. (What I mean by interact, is see the contents of it.)
The good old "My mom sold me to One Direction for dr ug money" trope
This guy gives me real “are you lost babygirl” vibes
I just came back to this 4 months later.....
Bruh
Does it
Does it really
Stranger danger
My friend sent me that meme in gru format and wont stop help
babygorl*
"Stop romanticising [vampires]. They're bloodsucking monsters. They're not hot."
Sounds like *somebody* got dumped by a hot vampire dad.
Eissaphir ua-cam.com/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/v-deo.html
Hazem Hesham but why-
He most definitely did
@@lilypaterson9513 it's like a new rickroll
He wasn’t wrong tho 😺
Therapist: Vampire Danny doesn’t exist he can’t hurt you.
Vampire Danny:
Vampire Dad will be right back
love the profile picture
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
14:47
@@Kat-li9nj Who is that
phrasing it as "vampire dad" or "serial killer boyfriend" implies that the viewer has a non-vampire dad and a non-serial killer boyfriend which always makes me laugh
Edit: okay wtf was I on and where can I get some more LMAO
For pride month, i want a story about vampire dad and non vampire dad
@@yuki97kiraI'm gonna write that down
polyamorous boykisser who has two dads sounds like a good fic plot
The thing is, it doesn't. It's just pointing out that the father is vampire, it's making us focus on that.
If someone says "British people are stupid", some kid may say "My British dad would disagree", but it doesn't necessarily mean he has two fathers, only that he wanted point out his father's nationality.
Other way of saying "vampire dad" is saying "dad who is a vampire", but not only you can try interpreting it they way you did anyway, but it also sounds shittier.
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk (implying that I have other talks)
@@PeCzech Jesus Christ dude no need to get all worked up over a comment that’s literally a year old 💀
“Sorry I kidnapped you, because I wanted to be your boyfriend.” ARE YOU LOST BABY GIRL.
NOOO lmao
Everytime I hear this sentence i just can't stop laughing...
ARE YU LOST BABYGORL
R U LOST BBY GORL
I was coming here to make this exact comment 😭💀
I was not ready for Danny to threaten me in a pre-puberty squeaky voice
Same I lost it 🤣
LMAO same
Sameee
child Danny threatening you in a pre-pubescent voice has to be one of the funniest things
LISTEN HEEEERE BUSTA
this man is acting out the plot to every single wattpad story that isnt fanfiction
Frrr he thinks he's the main "hot, dark, and sexy" love interest lmao
truth
ow
never have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with
Totally random but your profile pic is really nice!
Idk why but the thought of your ex walking in, your current partner immediately making out with them, and then talking to you like YOU'RE the one intruding has me in fucking stitches
"Stop romanticizing vampires, they're blood sucking monsters, they're not hot." Cranky cause you got dumped by your vampire boyfriend aren't you?
Ikr
Isn’t that the plot of basically all vampire fiction?
This is why I'm sticking with the castlevaina games/show.
Danny is Bella confirmed lol.
I’ll say it once, **misqitoe**
Okay but when Danny was Jeff Bezos's son I was feeling that
MY DADS THE RICHEST TURTLE
MY DAD DOESNT LOOK LIKE A TURTLE!!!!!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
no one like this its at 699 likes, funny number
Ugly Bastard
People have liked it
When Danny said "pIcK uP tHe pHoNe BaBy" I was laughing so hard
thank you for the information user Vanja
I send that to my friends when they don’t respond 😝
@@LittleMissDaisyyy I’m going to do that too
2:55 “ PiCk Up ThE PhONe BaBy”
I *DIED*
I like how it’s supposed to be our dad but he tries to make it sexy 💀
why do you like that
@@Gobble640 not saying i actually like it omg
This man acts like being a criminal is a personality quirk.
how to be q criminal 101 byyyyyyy a random guy on tik tok :D
This dude probably: I'm gonna snuck into my gf house uninvited and kidnap her while threatening to kill her, i bet she'll LOVE that.
Ten bucks says his audience also love Ted Bundy
It is quirky just horrible
he was just in a silly goofy mood 🤪
“Stop romanticising vampires they’re blood sucking monsters ,they’re not hot”
Meanwhile: 10:47 Danny creating the vampire dad , the sexiest vampire in history
N I’mun
only time i have to disagree with danny is when he said that how dare he
8:28
14:00
so, i clicked the time stamp and i got an Olay commercial?
I like Danny’s parodies of the POVs better than the actual POVs. I also like how the parodies connects and references things from the past POVs.
AGREEE SMMMM
Who actually likes regular Pov’s tho
@@jak3358 probably the 8 years olds liking them on tiktok
I died trying to read this shit
3:48
Me low key thinking about that yandere asmr I just listened to
PICK UP THE PHONE BABY 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
PICK UP THE PHONE BABY 💯💯💯🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
PICK ‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥
Hi
👋
I KNOW YOU'RE HOME BABY ‼️‼️🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
"What do your kids do?"
"My kid is a lawyer"
"My kid is a vet"
"Uhm. My kid makes daddy povs on tiktok"
"..."
lmfao
"Well, formerly my kid."
Yeah, my ex kid.
Serial killer ex kid
@@DeliriousSquid the most savage thing to label someone as lmao
This guy’s thought process:
“im hot”
Lol
his mind:
*_[V O I D]_*
Song name at 1:11?
@@tnsteve7386 clutch by STRLGHT
@@Skilife-iw3ol i don't have it
“serial killer boyfriend” sounds like the name of a lifetime movie
Sounds like a high school reality show -
ExplosionBoi Bakugo your right
Sounds like some y/n fanfic from wattpad
I think that i s a lifetime movie
Me reading Jeff the killer Fanfictions
12:59 - 14:51 this entire skit absolutely killed me, I’m weak. I actually fell on the floor and was laughing hysterically for 5 solid minutes. Thank you Danny
Hilarious and yet also the types of things that give me Dannymares
I personally love the skit from 10:45 - 11:35 🤣
I can’t help but look at “geg” during the entire video.
GEG
*bLaspHemY*
To wacky if you ask me
@@Karronic yeah, it should only be on his second channel, where he drinks la croix
I didnt notice until I read this and now it’s all I can look at
I feel like we aren’t talking enough about Danny’s vampire dad costume reveal
i feel like he had the fangs and cape laying around waiting for the right moment...
He could make an entire video doing nothing but vampire dad tik toks and i'd watch it.
I got an asthma attack from laughing so much at that 😩
I want to like this comment, but it's at 666 and I don't want to be the one to mess it up
imagine like having to get all of that and dressing up and he had to like tell laura what we was doing bahahahahah it’s too good
“Who’s gonna bully someone who can turn into a bat?” Horse girls everywhere are neighing in agreement
Yung Aquaria
ua-cam.com/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/v-deo.html
E
oop
Lmao
''Pigs on video'' he really does make these on the spot
I love it how that guy only has one expression.
*smirking intensifies*
° °
`______) I think this is the face
*r o b l o x m a n f a c e*
he doesn't wanna risk getting wrinkles or he just might turn to dust, that's how vampirism works
😏
Whenever he says "us" and "our boyfriend" I feel a strong sense of community
What is community if not collectively sharing one serial killer vampire boyfriend
Lily !! peak communism
@@lilyinnes35 ah yes, straight out of the communist manifesto. Marx would be proud of our society
Our community*
Ah yes
C O M M U N I S I M
POV: you're very uncomfortable and so am I
You wouldn’t get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
All of those except they aren’t uncomfortable.
Gotta make you understand
a 9 year old that watches you through your window never gonna give you up
5:01 the idea of him fighting with the door when its just him and a phone on some rinky-dink stand is genuinely hilarious
ok but danny kissing himself was the wildest thing ever
You gotta SEIZEEE THE OPPORTUNITY 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
I mean...there is a clip of him spanking himself
14:00
It was great
ITS SO HOTTTT🥵🥰
"You will never have a rich dad, you will always have a tiny baby bitch dad," is unironically one of my favorite lyrics ever.
Woah 1k!
"your dad can't hang cause he ain't got fangs and he don't run gangs, bitch" is equally fantastic
Same
what song is it from?
I'm partial to "Unlimited allowance, no cap."
"nothing hotter than a man with a powerful dad"
Draco Malfoy: my father will hear about thi-- wait...
...nice profile picture
Edit: fuck I changed my pfp now it's even less fun y Dx
He could never
Lmao
Draco Malfoy: *_mum come pick me up I'm scared-_*
Ok wait- *shit*
the way I keep coming back to this video for the dad song
Real
ur so real for that
Why is their thought process like: y’know what’s cute? Horrific violent crime! ;)))
And make it ✨"sexy"✨
This also relates to fujoshis
ngl violent crimes at the expense of one's liberty do be kind of a vibe tho 👀😜💦💯
Turquoise Cheetah The kind who would think Ted Bundy was hot and then when they learn what he did to people would still think he’s hot
True crime community be like
The number of times he licks his lip can be made into a lethal drinking game
How does one lick their own tongue?
Christine C. You fold the front of your tongue over the middle to back of your tongue and move it around.
shots
The fact that Danny really ordered the vampire cape and fangs, and did his makeup *just* for the 10 sec vampire skit has me cracking up 😂😂😂
Bold of you to assume he didn’t already own it all and doesn’t regularly enjoy dressing up as a vampire dad in his spare time
Emily McIntosh LMAOOOO
@@clownbeetles Just watch the video? lol
Travis Phelps Just watch the video tf
Travis Phelps yh you found it cause you watched the video i
The vampire dad rap goes so fucking hard and for what reason- the overcast sky line?? So true, “get money from the top, call that trickle down economics” fucking genius. “You will always have a tiny baby bitch dad” devastating line
Paler than a motherfucking overcast sky 🎶
so as someone who has had a stalker ex and has been in relationships where dudes have passed my boundaries (such as coming to my house uninvited), it is not cute. it is not hot. its fucking terrifying
Idk if my experience is as same or similar as that, but imagine a guy who confessed to u and u kinda rejected him, and he started following u to every class u have just to try to flirt with u again for a month. Its not fun, it’s creepy
I hope you’re okay today
I’m sorry that happened to you, it’s so messed up when people glamorise really serious topics
Lol
I've never been in a relationship but I can imagine this type of 'stalker' boyfriend and it's terrifying and a FREAKING crime
Ah yes,the two genders
1. Serial killer boyfriend
2. Serial killer boyfriend haver
Imagine the gays tho
Serial killer boyf+serial killer boyf=epic duo
@@horse_stan6007 yessir
@Aaliyah Benito how could we forget
I'm both😎
/hj(?)
@@horse_stan6007 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎🥺😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
“People get kidnapped for actually really bad reasons” -Danny
Oh oooop- oml
nO sHiT🤯
17:48 this line hits so fuckin hard dude wth 😫 the way he says “paler than a motherfuckin overcast sky” is just _chef’s kiss_ straight BARS
I prefer the bully line.
@@olivercharles2930 the “tiny baby bitch dad” is so good toooo 😭 that whole song is just absolute fire
the trickle down economics line genuinely gave me goosebumps💀 idk why the whole thing is so good
@@triplesixcrow danny is just too damn talented for this world tbh
As someone who had their ex constantly come to their house uninvited because ”you weren’t answering your phone”, it’s not cute. It’s controlling and manipulative.
Lol OK Karen
@@kings3411 imagine being so low of a human that you completely discard someones trauma and call them a karen because of their name. smh.
@@kings3411 good response but wrong situation
@@kings3411 that's not funny
@@kings3411 I will continue the chain of people who would call you stupid, because you are. Seriously your joke is not funny and used in the wrong context, making it borderline cringey and insensitive
buT WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HIS SERIAL KILLER VAMPIRE MAFIA SOUNDTRACK AT THE ENDDDDDD
I want him to release the whole track right the fuck now. Music vid wheeennn
its straight up BaRS
RIGHT LIKE PLEASE DANNY PUT IT ON SPOTIFY
@@KAROLWEWE EXACTLY, IT WAS FIRE!
Please please please put this on Spotify I want this on my playlist 😂
8:22 I LOVE HOW DANNY INDIRECTLY CALLED HIM FATHERLESS
Lol
Just checked his account almost a year later and he is still a creep.
yikes :0
Wait he's still on tiktok? ???
@@hoodieninja1646 yeah, but he stopped posting povs
@@Hopibopi wtf is he posting now then?!
@@Wrenjamin_ i have no idea lol
I hate how Vampire dad looks like he's trying to flirt with his kid.
Right, like I feel like yours supposed to still be attracted to the dad
ya just makes me uncommfy like there got to be do many thirst traps you can do, that's the one you want to do? like really man.
*banjos play forebodingly in the distance*
Yeah lol
*sweet home Alabama plays in the background*
"We're serial killer done!" is something i quote on a daily basis now. Because of that, its safe to say that i'm truly geg
“My dads the richest turtle in the world”
HAH PEASANT MY DAD IS A VAMPIRE GRAPE
sad gnome how’s he recovering from the surgery?
~Bowser Jr
@@dantesdiscoinfernolol Koopa Kid would like to have a word with you.
“My dad’s Mitch McConnell.”
“You can tell dinner every night is like Thanksgiving dinner at any other house.”
My favourite thing about vampire boyfriend is that he's wearing silver cross earrings
Like superman with a kryptonite nose ring 💀
thewhitemoogle OH MY GAWD LMAOOOOO
“It’s edgy mom, _god_ leave me alone!”
Isn't silver only a werewolf thing?
Jessica Vincent silver is a pure metal so it would affect vampires as well
The “walked in on you” ones are disturbing, the only one I’ve seen that I liked was captioned “I accidentally walked in on you but left you alone because I’m a decent human being” and I had to applaud them
I saw someone duetting a disturbing one but when they duetted it they had like their arms in their trousers so the looked like a frog
@@beth1269 lol
@@beth1269 for a sec I thought you meant ‘arms in trousers’ in a different context...
@@HeatherChandlerBQ lol that’s why I said like a frog in case people thought that
Same, *my family would never to that*
Can we just get an entire sitcom from Danny as Vampire Dad? Maybe Drew could play Vampire Son?
as a vampire dad I can say with confidence that Danny’s skit is 100% accurate
TIME TO SUCC SOME BLOOD
@@cancerwoman7669 BAHAHAHAAH
Pls adopt
@@roohil4310 ??
The skit was so hilarious tho. Make up a 10/10. Lore longer than FNAF lore.
is no one talking about that cringy “gratata”😂😂😂😂
I almost fainted
The whole vid was cringy except the parts with danny in them.
Lol what's "gratata" even supposed to mean, and yeah it was pretty cringy
Wait. when?
He’s in the ghetto “gratata”
Danny kissing himself is a cursed image I was not prepared for
MY EYES!!!
*blessed
What do you mean it was the two serial killer boyfriends making out
@@nickc127 ok
@@oncreativemode5486 blursed*
' oh shoot. he's a badass... he has a dad. '
that actually made me laugh sm
Dad: are you winning son?
*me watching danny as a serial killer kissing himself*
Ante Latkovic
ua-cam.com/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/v-deo.html
SugaKookieDough // LMAO YES-
@SugaKookieDough I hate you
yes
@@dandelion6557 ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html
*POV: Your flirting with me at a party but I'm a British gentleman from the 1800's*
now that id like to see
@@largeinflatedbox *Darling*
Wow
that sounds actually original
Waiitt if this is a reference, I know where it is from
That vampire dad skit you made was priceless xD Wayyy better than these TikTok ones.
😂😂 it was hilarious. I rarely laugh at skits on here but that.. that was pretty damn funny 😆
i keep liking and unliking to make it go from 99-100-99-100-99
I want 7 seasons of vampire dad
Danny always does things better than the people he talks about, that's the power of greg
Fr it was sooo good
PLEASE CONTINUE THE VAMPIRE DAD SITCOM. PLEEEEAAASE
POV: you’re not a Greg anymore, you’re a GEG.
POV: you are the grandma with an inhaler in the back
Hehehehehehhehehehehhe
Good ethical guy
Nightmare fuel lol
That’s the first thing I noticed 😆
“POV = pigs on video” is honestly too accurate to even be a joke lmao
*T* otally
*I* nappropriate
*K* ids
*T* hirst trapping
*O* thers
*K* nowingly
Roxy Picasso ayeeeeeeeee
Roxy Picasso
Nice
POV: you’re hiding in the comments because it’s so hard to watch these tiktoks, but Danny’s commentary is making it worth it
HAHAHAH yeah it is so uncomfortable to watch
how did u know
how do you know
Ja
You got me
i would easily watch 13 seasons of danny doing vampire dad, what a gold mine. the makeup makes it so good, vampire dad looks absolutely zonked.
I’m convinced everyone who likes/makes these POVs haven’t went through their wattpad/fanfic/ao3 phase yet and are subconsciously using POVs to cope.
aHAH
Little Girl 30 Do you genuinely like these POVs?
@@annnemeee 👀
I just don't understand why I find a visual pov so much worse than a written one ??
@@PhoenixEye10000
Because you actually see it
I feel like this guy reads a lot of wattpad stories.
Yes a little to much 🤔
@A B if someone becomes a bts member i will gladly-
i do but this is just straight up weird and creepy
I’m concerned for the people who write those stories
@@KingOfGaymes me and u both
PLEASE make vampire dad a recurring character.
Yesss
He's amazing x)
Cristalskulle I absolutely love him
Please!
Just like GUYS MY BONES ARE GETTING SQUISHY
I come back to this video at least every six months, vampire dad is so iconic
I need a "that's so f*cked up" segment henceforth in all videos.
Yesss!
He needs to make that into a song lmao
“He doesn’t even have fangs, he just some guy”
Just some guy
Just imagine Danny recording himself just kissing the air so that he can edit himself kissing himself for a 1 minute bit where he cheats on himself. Wow.
That's some real dedication right there.
This is the same man who filmed stuff to spank his own ass for an advert, the bar has been SET
Also can we talk about the way to get the image of Danny kissing Danny in front of Danny and with vampire Danny appearing behind Danny and Danny out of my head?
Me, being a member of Kurtistown: First time?
I, Draw lol
"What are you- what are you doing in my hou-" "PICK UP THE PHONE BABY🔥🔥‼🗣
SPOILER AHEAD:
I really did not think I'd see Danny kissing himself today
Gwen 10 like that one video with kurtis 😶
we/ve seen a video of him literally spanking himself are you really that surprised 😂😂😂😂
Lmfao 🤣
wtf spoilers!
Smh what a spoiler alert lmaoo
Even as a kidnapper he takes his mask off to lick his lips after every sentence.
Lips Must be chapped
Hey man no one wants to turn a kidnapping into a rape...
@@moeneet7069 wOaH
ŇŒÜÒŒƏŘÞĞHJĶŁ
yes, because his baby mustache is supposed to make 50% of the population allegedly fall in love with him, DUH?! I mean, what kind of loser grows a full mustache... nah, we want the kid!
I feel like whenever anyone comes across this guys tiktoks we need to just comment "just wait until my vampire dad hears about this"
totally doing this
Danny please produce Vampire Dad: The Family Sitcom I will watch it unironically it’s the best thing I’ve ever seen.
These TikToks are the natural evolution of those WattPad kidnapping stories. Except instead of girls writing them as a creative outlet, it's adult ass men trying to convince themselves that they don't need therapy cause they have clout.
OOF,
I did not prepare myself for that finishing part
This is what I was thinking. These people are just getting their content from popular wattpad tropes.
I like how Danny’s personality, his shirt and these tik tok’s are 3 totally different things
One’s nice, one’s gross, and one’s really gross
Patrick Radosevich hell no that shirt is rad
I’m so distracted by that shirt 👀 help me
@tea freak how do you know he was talking about the shirt?
I knew this but I didn't know how to put it into words so thank you
So we’re not gonna talk about the fact that his sign in the back says “GEG”
So I can say with confidence “I AM TRUELY GEG”
I was looking to see if someone pointed that out
I SAW THAT TOO
Same
*G E G*
i gegged-
Nobody talking about how romantically Danny kissed his double just by editing😭
the whole “being cool because my dad has power” thing has draco malfoy energy
*M y f a t h e r w i l l h e a r a b o u t t h i s.*
*M y f a t h e r w i l l h e a r a b o u t t h i s.*
*M y f a t h e r w i l l h e a r a b o u t t h i s.*
*M y f a t h e r w i l l h e a r a b o u t t h i s.*
*M y f a t h e r w i l l h e a r a b o u t t h i s.*
POV: You bully me but my Dad works at McDonalds and you aren’t ever getting a Big Mac again. 😤😡😉
My dad is Ronald mc donald
Well my dad is the manager😤😡
POV: my dad owns roblox and he is going to ban you forever if you bully me again
My dad knows how to make better burgers on our grill.
I also don’t eat Big Macs.
That’s ok we like happy meals more
Guys this isn’t a joke. Danny has been asking What up Greg is for years now and no one has answered the poor man.
💀💀
RIP
Danny, we good
geg
Had us in the first half ngl
Why did it take me 3 years to see this masterpiece?! I'm covered in tears. That's hilarious!
Yours,
Greg (I guess)
not enough people are appreciating danny’s vampire makeup
its gold
Bold of you to assume it’s makeup
I JUST MADE THAY 1K HAHEHHSHEHEHHEHH
I didn't even recognise him for a hot sec
marjmar yeah he just looks like that ✨
this dude feels like the real life version of any wattpad characters personality.
It’s called acting :)
and getting into character :)
@@m.s2140 Yeah, no shit. You think this is real?
that's what happens when u read alot of wattpad
Oh wait wattpad is about this i thought is was anime because thats the only thing is read
“If I’m just a regular ass dude, why would *I* bite a vampire?” To assert your dominance, Danny! It’s called a power move!
😭
For real though, why wouldn’t you bite a vampire? The prey becomes the predator.
Anderson Christie exactly! what’s a vampire gonna do when you bite THEM first??? go cry about it you dumb immortal 😤🙄
Trying to turn him back into a normal dude
mika !! lmao god you’re so right
7:16 if he’s the mafia boss’s new son wouldn’t that make him a baby
i can't stop laughing whenever greg says "our boyfriend" or "us", it's like he's sharing a partner with millions of people lmfao
@Normal Person i was calling him greg jokingly lol
@Normal Person I thought his name was Kurtis
@@GaiusIntrepidus idk I thought he was drew??
i thoight his name was serial killer vampire boyfriend?
@Normal Person lol it's fine
Vampire Dad tune at the end was chef's kiss.
Optimistic Gambler
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U know who else is a chefs kiss? Ur mom
It was a legit bop damn
@@matty_daddy I'm sorry yours doesn't love you :'( Buck up champ!
His facial expressions make me feel like I need to take a shower.
in holy water
while clutching a rifle for self defense
WHILE also carving the holy scripture into your bones
@@ICTON123 Fuck it, use a RPG for much more protection
@@VicerimusMortem
Explain how you would tactically use a high explosive in a small area like a bathroom or something.
Sometimes less is more.
“You don’t want that smoke you don’t want that- you don’t want that ba- you don’t want that smoke as i turn into a bat 🤨”
I just realized that goverbo's lips are so red because he keeps licking them, and they're chapped as hell.
Goverboe:😛😜😋🤪
@@skatertita LMAOO
PLS WHY 💀
Why were you looking at his lips? WHY MARISSA, WHY
he said “😋😛😃😋😛😃😋😛😃”