Michigan man with suspended license joins court Zoom call while driving

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  • Опубліковано 28 тра 2024
  • A Michigan man stunned a judge during his video court hearing for a driving with a suspended license charge when he joined the hearing from behind the wheel of a moving vehicle.
    The judge immediately interjected when Corey Harris joined his May 15 court hearing via Zoom with a visible seatbelt, clearly driving a car.
    "Are you driving?" Hon. Judge Cedric Simpson asked the defendant.
    "Actually, I'm pulling into my doctor's office," Harris replied. "Just give me one second, I'm parking right now."
    The judge was visibly amused by the situation and chuckled before his tone became more serious as he read through the case.Court footage shows Judge Cedric Simpson’s dumbfounded reaction as the defendant, Corey Harris, dials into the court hearing from the driving seat.

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  • @Shackleford8
    @Shackleford8 Місяць тому +4981

    I bet he drove himself to jail later that day.

  • @agbook2007
    @agbook2007 Місяць тому +3640

    You can’t make this stuff up. Seriously.

    • @woodmanhugh
      @woodmanhugh Місяць тому +38

      My words exactly, just before I clicked on your comment.

    • @eddieaguilera1677
      @eddieaguilera1677 Місяць тому +20

      Wasting tax payers money.

    • @hellbound2012
      @hellbound2012 Місяць тому +14

      I could probably make up some stuff like this

    • @cortneyeverett6927
      @cortneyeverett6927 Місяць тому

      🗣Repent Israelites all praise to the most high YAHAWAH AND HIS SON YAHAWASHI🤴🏽🦁👑🔥🛸
      The so called black man, Latino, and Native Americans are the Israelites. Yahawah chosen people. That are scattered in all nations through our fathers. Making them Israelite foreigners/Scattered sheep/The multitude.
      Deuteronomy 28:68
      “And the LORD shall bring thee into Egypt again with ships, by the way whereof I spake unto thAee, Thou shalt see it no more again: and there ye shall be sold unto your enemies for bondmen and bondwomen, and no man shall buy you
      👆🏾Transatlantic slave trade/ Egypt spiritually means house of bondage/Captive.(Revelation 11:7)
      Yahawashi speaking: Matthew 15:24
      “But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel.
      Deuteronomy 7:6 “For thou art an holy people unto the LORD thy God: the LORD thy God hath chosen thee to be a special people unto himself, above all people that are upon the face of the earth.
      Isaiah 14:1
      “For the LORD will have mercy on Jacob, and will yet choose Israel, and set them in their own land: and the strangers shall be joined with them, and they shall cleave to the house of Jacob.
      Isaiah 14:2
      “And the people shall take them, and bring them to their place: and the house of Israel shall possess them in the land of the LORD for servants and handmaids: and they shall take them captives, whose captives they were; and they shall rule over their oppressors
      2 Esdras 6:9
      “For Esau is the end of the world, and Jacob is the beginning of it that followeth

    • @noone5871
      @noone5871 Місяць тому +4

      😂😂😂

  • @tonystark701
    @tonystark701 29 днів тому +665

    When the judge becomes a key witness to your crime, you know you’re screwed!

    • @derekmchang
      @derekmchang 28 днів тому +21

      And committing the crime your accused of doing during the court proceedings

    • @tonystark701
      @tonystark701 28 днів тому +5

      @@derekmchang I know, right? You can’t make this stuff up.

    • @reignman30
      @reignman30 28 днів тому +7

      I don't think I've ever seen that before. Does this mean the judge now has to recuse himself from the case lol?

    • @r.c.b.8087
      @r.c.b.8087 27 днів тому +2

      @@reignman30😂

    • @justinturner8278
      @justinturner8278 27 днів тому +2

      I really love how Judge Simpson can just lean right into an awkward silence.

  • @RostovII
    @RostovII 28 днів тому +198

    He drove right into that one.

    • @itsbonkerjojo9028
      @itsbonkerjojo9028 26 днів тому +1

      I want to ask you one thing when the judgesasked him you r stationery what does that mean ?

    • @RostovII
      @RostovII 26 днів тому

      @@itsbonkerjojo9028 ​ The judge is asking if the vehicle he's in is stopped/stationary, he wanted to make sure that even though he was in a car, that he was not driving it with his license expired. Unfortunately for the man, he was indeed driving without a license.

    • @marie1654
      @marie1654 25 днів тому

      I'm screaming 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @itsbonkerjojo9028
      @itsbonkerjojo9028 25 днів тому

      @@RostovII hey thanx a lot for the respond . It clarified everything now i was confused as it is used in military or many else scenario too so thanx

  • @CaesarSentalus
    @CaesarSentalus Місяць тому +1496

    If you ever feel stupid, think of this man (definitely think of this guy, he lied about even having a license to begin with)

  • @tambramccauley2132
    @tambramccauley2132 Місяць тому +1416

    he even looks shocked at being caught....genius

    • @Artsyca
      @Artsyca Місяць тому +33

      That sinking feeling

    • @melodramatic7904
      @melodramatic7904 Місяць тому +81

      I think he genuinely didn't even realize what he did until the judge spelled it out for him.

    • @pab1381
      @pab1381 Місяць тому +30

      “How on earth did the judge know that?!” As he sits there after the call ended lol

    • @SimplyMeToya
      @SimplyMeToya Місяць тому +23

      Just looking crazy with his mouth open…😮

    • @FragmentOfInfinity
      @FragmentOfInfinity Місяць тому +9

      He was probably high af

  • @shadrackchabedi3447
    @shadrackchabedi3447 29 днів тому +170

    “I’m pulling in right now at this second… yes I am”
    Great sound bite.

    • @drvr8
      @drvr8 24 дні тому +1

      Genius

    • @gregb1758
      @gregb1758 17 днів тому

      "Yes I yam"😂😂😂

  • @Langolin1998
    @Langolin1998 29 днів тому +373

    “I’m pulling into my Dr’s office right now.”
    Judge: Ok, I’ll wait for you to be stationary before I tell you how screwed you are. 😂

    • @flyers1711
      @flyers1711 28 днів тому +18

      Best part when he answered Yes I am so proud lmao

    • @angelasmith3967
      @angelasmith3967 27 днів тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂​@@flyers1711

    • @user-vj6mx8be5g
      @user-vj6mx8be5g 26 днів тому

      Lmao

  • @lasalleman6792
    @lasalleman6792 Місяць тому +2356

    Unbelievable stupidity.

    • @lareeweatherman8309
      @lareeweatherman8309 Місяць тому +37

      Yeah, because you see laws in America were not made for certain people. This guy believes the law, ANY LAW does not apply to him!!!!

    • @notsocrates9529
      @notsocrates9529 Місяць тому +14

      "No. We're moving because of the content of their character."

    • @hermancm
      @hermancm Місяць тому +26

      He wasn’t driving, he was traveling.

    • @cortneyeverett6927
      @cortneyeverett6927 Місяць тому

      🗣Repent Israelites all praise to the most high YAHAWAH AND HIS SON YAHAWASHI🤴🏽🦁👑🔥🛸
      The so called black man, Latino, and Native Americans are the Israelites. Yahawah chosen people. That are scattered in all nations through our fathers. Making them Israelite foreigners/Scattered sheep/The multitude.
      Deuteronomy 28:68
      “And the LORD shall bring thee into Egypt again with ships, by the way whereof I spake unto thAee, Thou shalt see it no more again: and there ye shall be sold unto your enemies for bondmen and bondwomen, and no man shall buy you
      👆🏾Transatlantic slave trade/ Egypt spiritually means house of bondage/Captive.(Revelation 11:7)
      Yahawashi speaking: Matthew 15:24
      “But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel.
      Deuteronomy 7:6 “For thou art an holy people unto the LORD thy God: the LORD thy God hath chosen thee to be a special people unto himself, above all people that are upon the face of the earth.
      Isaiah 14:1
      “For the LORD will have mercy on Jacob, and will yet choose Israel, and set them in their own land: and the strangers shall be joined with them, and they shall cleave to the house of Jacob.
      Isaiah 14:2
      “And the people shall take them, and bring them to their place: and the house of Israel shall possess them in the land of the LORD for servants and handmaids: and they shall take them captives, whose captives they were; and they shall rule over their oppressors.
      2 Esdras 6:9
      “For Esau is the end of the world, and Jacob is the beginning of it that followeth

    • @shaystern2453
      @shaystern2453 Місяць тому +1

      glad you can say it

  • @krashdummiez007
    @krashdummiez007 Місяць тому +2835

    That’s like fighting a drug case while hitting a blunt 😂

    • @SB-jt1ur
      @SB-jt1ur Місяць тому +161

      There’s a video out there like that

    • @spongeblue_depressedpants
      @spongeblue_depressedpants Місяць тому

      It's happened 😂

    • @mrshappilymarried1
      @mrshappilymarried1 Місяць тому +39

      And snorting a line...

    • @mile_high_topher
      @mile_high_topher Місяць тому +26

      At least you could pretend it's a hand rolled tobacco cigarette, no way to pull that with obviously driving while under suspension.

    • @amshyllsekhmet6631
      @amshyllsekhmet6631 Місяць тому +9

      For real, dude is wild

  • @Unncle_Ruckus
    @Unncle_Ruckus 28 днів тому +146

    The look of realization that slowly creeps across his face is priceless

    • @ChelseaChfy-ex1po
      @ChelseaChfy-ex1po 28 днів тому +3

      The truest American of all Americans that ever walked the planet.

    • @magicfairy7805
      @magicfairy7805 27 днів тому +2

      And the "oh my god" whispered.

    • @JeremyNelson-we6jr
      @JeremyNelson-we6jr 26 днів тому +1

      Or was it disbelief because his driver's license was reinstated back in 2022 and the courtroom screwed up

    • @Unncle_Ruckus
      @Unncle_Ruckus 26 днів тому +1

      @@JeremyNelson-we6jr I learned that today and I definitely feel silly for jumping on the bandwagon as fast as I did. Even so, it seems cowardly to run from the proof I did so.

    • @JeremyNelson-we6jr
      @JeremyNelson-we6jr 26 днів тому +2

      @@Unncle_Ruckus it's all good homie just hate to see people torn down due to lack of info on the subject. But the folks who post it knows the facts and leave them out.

  • @flyers1711
    @flyers1711 28 днів тому +46

    “Are you stationary?” Just one more second Yes I am !! 😂😂😂 so proudly

  • @Kei_sey
    @Kei_sey Місяць тому +1595

    You gotta be slow to call in driving knowing your license is suspended.

    • @YELLTELL
      @YELLTELL Місяць тому

      Ya, the 7/60 club is very low IQ

    • @eddieaguilera1677
      @eddieaguilera1677 Місяць тому +22

      Make sure to put your mask on as well .

    • @kat050107
      @kat050107 Місяць тому +80

      The problem is that people like him don't even CARE when their license is suspended. They drive around all the time regardless of the status of their license. They truly believe that they are entitled to drive no matter what.

    • @LindaBostic-hb8sd
      @LindaBostic-hb8sd Місяць тому +14

      Two times slow 😂

    • @RemiRelief
      @RemiRelief Місяць тому +34

      You have to be slower to call in while driving for a court case that has to do with driving with a suspended license lol

  • @MooseMeus
    @MooseMeus Місяць тому +929

    The internet is a much more enjoyable place because of people like Mr. Harris. Thank you, Mr. Harris.

    • @Azarath304
      @Azarath304 Місяць тому +15

      Agreed!

    • @4cuttime
      @4cuttime Місяць тому +4

      Yes lmao

    • @PawAshtraysMatterUngawa
      @PawAshtraysMatterUngawa Місяць тому +2

      I truly enjoy how to judge like a simpleton until you hear the voice

    • @toddb2537
      @toddb2537 Місяць тому

      Now you are truly the definition of a optimist! lmao. That is truly finding the good in everyone.

    • @adrienneaspirestoinspire19
      @adrienneaspirestoinspire19 Місяць тому +2

      😂😂exactly!

  • @bossin3167
    @bossin3167 29 днів тому +72

    When he said yes im pulling into my doctors, The judge made a face like "is this a fk'n joke"

  • @truck.-kun.
    @truck.-kun. 28 днів тому +34

    Judge did well to hold his laughter

  • @kaz9781
    @kaz9781 Місяць тому +691

    I love how he says "yes i am" as if he accomplished something

    • @Agarcia23
      @Agarcia23 29 днів тому +5

      😂😂

    • @susandavey2361
      @susandavey2361 29 днів тому +15

      As driving to the doctors is a get out of jail card😂 100% he's been driving around till now😮 thick as two short planks 😂

    • @lorenzoparedes2306
      @lorenzoparedes2306 29 днів тому +5

      Like the toddler on the small Sponge Bob Square Pants potty. "I'm all done!!!"

    • @rabbitcutie2004
      @rabbitcutie2004 29 днів тому +9

      “Yes I Yam, Sam I am” 😂😂😂😂

    • @kittensmitten3287
      @kittensmitten3287 29 днів тому +2

      😂😂😂

  • @SpiderkillersInc
    @SpiderkillersInc 29 днів тому +503

    That awkwardly long silence broken by “hello?”

    • @dazediss6629
      @dazediss6629 28 днів тому +21

      Be funnier if he went “beep beep”

    • @bubblesdelight
      @bubblesdelight 28 днів тому +9

      😆😆🤣😭

    • @reignman30
      @reignman30 28 днів тому +11

      That long silence was filled by Mr. Harris shitting his pants.

    • @cdimplesz324
      @cdimplesz324 27 днів тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mmmfun77
    @mmmfun77 29 днів тому +41

    This is the first time in Human History where the world heard those 'crickets in the background '

  • @cynthiasofia434
    @cynthiasofia434 28 днів тому +21

    This hands down is currently the funniest thing on the internet. 😂

    • @Queenofgreen515
      @Queenofgreen515 27 днів тому

      Ikr? Every time I have a bad day I watch this clip 😂

  • @FreeThePorgs
    @FreeThePorgs Місяць тому +1280

    Saying you’re guilty without saying you’re guilty!!!!
    The poor public defender is clearly not trying to facepalm herself in court.

    • @trickywoo5165
      @trickywoo5165 Місяць тому +2

      Uhm-stein

    • @christinavance1128
      @christinavance1128 Місяць тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣 that’s what your bill of rights say freedom to travel doesn’t say you need a drivers permit to travel

    • @DarthVader1977
      @DarthVader1977 Місяць тому +50

      @@christinavance1128 This is the most nonsensical statement I've read this year.

    • @Sorrowfax
      @Sorrowfax Місяць тому +5

      I would be thinking on my feet and say my front facing camera reverses the image and I'm sitting in the passenger seat.

    • @tymcfadden8496
      @tymcfadden8496 Місяць тому +23

      @@christinavance1128 Nowhere in the Bill of Rights is "freedom of travel" mentioned.

  • @sharon94503
    @sharon94503 Місяць тому +907

    As dumb as the day is long.

  • @HamethDiop-fi9sl
    @HamethDiop-fi9sl 24 дні тому +4

    Correctional officer: sir it’s 5:50 pm we waiting for you by the gates are you coming ?
    Mr Harris: yes I’m pulling up right now one second 😂

  • @RostovII
    @RostovII 25 днів тому +8

    Judge: "Are you stationary?"
    Man: "I'm pulling right now at this second... Yes I am"
    Judge: "Sir, this is a Wendy's"

  • @TerryAris
    @TerryAris Місяць тому +809

    That look on his face 😂 is priceless!

    • @bluebird7557
      @bluebird7557 Місяць тому +8

      😂😂😂

    • @WarriorPaxo
      @WarriorPaxo Місяць тому +28

      thats the "oh i done fucked up" face. lol the "oh im bout to be locked up for 90days" face.

    • @christinavance1128
      @christinavance1128 Місяць тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 it was funny

    • @reallauradee
      @reallauradee Місяць тому +10

      Can't even close his mouth because he's now getting it that he done f*ckd up

    • @Dainty213
      @Dainty213 Місяць тому +19

      his face the whole time 😦

  • @Mike-01234
    @Mike-01234 Місяць тому +311

    Even the judge couldn't keep a straight face.

  • @mesha7438
    @mesha7438 29 днів тому +14

    the awkward silence has me in TEARS😭

  • @leo_vendetta_don6954
    @leo_vendetta_don6954 28 днів тому +7

    Atleast he had his seatbelt on😂😂

  • @3jallenl
    @3jallenl Місяць тому +244

    The way his jaw slowly dropped when the judge says "and he was just driving" is the gotcha moment of the century.

  • @BrennanMerone
    @BrennanMerone Місяць тому +611

    He could've waited two minutes, parked, and gotten out of the car lol

    • @tosanoshokoya1222
      @tosanoshokoya1222 Місяць тому

      The guy is dumb

    • @multiyapples
      @multiyapples Місяць тому +86

      Ya but that requires a level of intelligence he doesn’t have.

    • @danor6812
      @danor6812 Місяць тому +8

      The court called him for his case. He should not have been driving at least until he was done with court. He answered the video call because he had too.

    • @Rowgue51
      @Rowgue51 Місяць тому +37

      @@danor6812
      That isn't how zoom meetings work. You connect to the meeting, the meeting does not connect to you. He chose to be driving and to connect to the meeting while he was driving.

    • @thehr99
      @thehr99 Місяць тому +11

      ​@Rowgue51 I assume he had to answer at the exact or approximate time as it was a scheduled court meeting. It's not any different as having to appear in person at a given time. If he didn't answer, he probably would've had repercussions for failure to arrive, or in this case join.

  • @keciabrown8321
    @keciabrown8321 22 дні тому +2

    This will never get old. That is correct your honor.

  • @davidgaddy4328
    @davidgaddy4328 26 днів тому +3

    If you didn't get the up--date on this story, the guy's license was reinstated it was a clerical error in the court.

    • @86kickass
      @86kickass 26 днів тому

      Link?

    • @davidgaddy4328
      @davidgaddy4328 26 днів тому

      @@86kickass google CBS news about the story

    • @davidgaddy4328
      @davidgaddy4328 26 днів тому

      @86kickass I saw the full story on CBS morning news

    • @Ladyfirebrand
      @Ladyfirebrand 15 днів тому

      The real update is Actually he never had a drivers licence which he knew and he also had a open warrant for another co victim of driving while suspended

  • @PatrickPierceBateman
    @PatrickPierceBateman Місяць тому +331

    The Judge couldn't even understand how the guy could be so stupid, and he deals with criminals all day long.

    • @carloscjr23
      @carloscjr23 Місяць тому

      Despite what people think, criminals are often smart, pragmatic and creative, that's why maybe the judge was so surprised about that dumbass with very low iq

    • @sabotagefate69
      @sabotagefate69 Місяць тому +1

      Probably too busy thinking about how he can abuse his authority.

    • @sinisterthoughts2896
      @sinisterthoughts2896 Місяць тому +18

      ​@@sabotagefate69 got a twisted transistor, don't ya?

    • @DavidAbyssal
      @DavidAbyssal Місяць тому +1

      You probably look like someone to incriminate yourself too...

    • @Chopper650
      @Chopper650 29 днів тому +6

      ​@@sabotagefate69that's what a criminal would say

  • @ANunes06
    @ANunes06 Місяць тому +357

    That judge takes a full 60 seconds to make sure that this wasn't the exact moment he got dementia before saying, suspicious of reality itself, what we all just witnessed.
    Incredible.

  • @GNXperimental
    @GNXperimental 27 днів тому +9

    The suspension is tied to a child support case with Saginaw County Friend of the Court. And in January 2022, a judge ordered that suspension be lifted to allow Harris to drive again. But according to the Michigan Secretary of State's office, they never received a clearance from the friend of the court in 2022, so Harris' suspension was never lifted.

    • @user-zi6hb1nu6o
      @user-zi6hb1nu6o 25 днів тому +1

      Turns out.. he never even had a license all along

  • @ShizukuSeiji
    @ShizukuSeiji 27 днів тому +1

    This has to go down in YT history as one of the finest videos of all time. I love this so much.

  • @mathewcalaway7684
    @mathewcalaway7684 Місяць тому +561

    That's when he knew, that he had fucked up.

  • @charlieditsch5472
    @charlieditsch5472 Місяць тому +381

    That’s a special kind of inability to follow directions

    • @Janettoi
      @Janettoi Місяць тому +17

      "Pulling into my doctor's office" isn't going to save you 😑

    • @lickalotlickalot2210
      @lickalotlickalot2210 Місяць тому

      He was equal to an amoeba !

    • @EnubeeStyle
      @EnubeeStyle Місяць тому

      😂😂
      Hilarious 😂

    • @jamesbizs
      @jamesbizs Місяць тому +2

      @@Janettoinot sure how he thought he’d be able to make it to his doctors anyways lol. He had no way of knowing exactly when his turn would be, or how long it would take

  • @phoenixskeptic7698
    @phoenixskeptic7698 28 днів тому +3

    Everyone is playing this video. It never gets old!

  • @mustafabile897
    @mustafabile897 25 днів тому +2

    Imagine if Bill Duke was sitting on the passenger seat looking at him saying...you know you done messed up right?

  • @heavyhauler426
    @heavyhauler426 Місяць тому +228

    "The trouble with fiction is that it all has to make sense. Reality has no such obligations." - Tom Clancy

    • @TyremWeston
      @TyremWeston 29 днів тому +2

      Love this

    • @stum8374
      @stum8374 29 днів тому +1

      NOT fiction, licence suspened 2010 due to NON DRIVING offences.......! 😡 America is so dumb with this,I'm passing myself laughing

    • @heavyhauler426
      @heavyhauler426 29 днів тому +8

      @@stum8374 Sir, please read the quote in its entirety.

    • @DineroSucio754
      @DineroSucio754 29 днів тому +1

      Corniest comment here

    • @reddragonn1590
      @reddragonn1590 29 днів тому +2

      👍 Clancy is the Man😁

  • @Lovely_1One
    @Lovely_1One Місяць тому +132

    I’m cackling at how confident in his wrongness his behind was!!! “I’m pulling up right NEOW!” 😩😩😩🥴🥴🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @yesssanibelle
      @yesssanibelle Місяць тому +9

      That was pure comedy. I can’t believe it’s real 😭😭😭😭

    • @fatman957
      @fatman957 Місяць тому +3

      That's what had me.

    • @SameiaMoor
      @SameiaMoor Місяць тому +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @FirstyPaul
      @FirstyPaul Місяць тому +3

      That’s what was interesting 😂

    • @nicholasanaya4tg470
      @nicholasanaya4tg470 Місяць тому +2

      lol that’s spot on

  • @chellesocray
    @chellesocray 28 днів тому +3

    Lmao. This is like the 3rd or 4th court hearing that I’ve seen this judge and every time it’s a zoom call with clueless defendants like this one.This is too funny. Makes me wonder if the whole town is like that. 😂😂😂

  • @sachar4777
    @sachar4777 27 днів тому +2

    I've watched this video over and over again and everytime I run into, I have to watch again 😂

  • @paulbowden4842
    @paulbowden4842 Місяць тому +83

    It's amazing how shocked he looks. It really didn't dawn on him. That's wild.

  • @dallaslooksmaxxer3505
    @dallaslooksmaxxer3505 Місяць тому +206

    It was hilarious how he so confidently said "I'm just pulling into my Doctor's office and will be stationary right thiiiiiis secoooooooond". Then his face looks like he saw a ghost LOL

  • @anonymous3637
    @anonymous3637 26 днів тому +1

    Turns out his license was restored in 2022, and they forgot to update the records. But the damage is done

  • @BVM84
    @BVM84 27 днів тому +2

    It turns out his license was not supposed to be suspended. A judge ordered the suspension to be rescinded several years ago and the order evidently didn't make its way to the Secretary of State.

  • @datsesstella2375
    @datsesstella2375 Місяць тому +223

    Imagine fighting drug charges & telling the judge to hold on so you can snort another line

    • @RealOne-gg8hn
      @RealOne-gg8hn 29 днів тому +7

      😂😂😂😂

    • @brich2929
      @brich2929 29 днів тому

      Hunter Biden has joined the chat

    • @robertwhelan9132
      @robertwhelan9132 29 днів тому +2

      Lol

    • @willmcclard206
      @willmcclard206 29 днів тому +6

      there’s a guy who was rolling a blunt on a zoom court meeting. it’s somewhere on youtube. I swear it might be the same judge too.

    • @HNiCDuke
      @HNiCDuke 28 днів тому

      No you on zoom buying drugs from a dealer 😂

  • @kimcelestine5521
    @kimcelestine5521 Місяць тому +295

    Ain't no mf way

  • @JaguarRVP
    @JaguarRVP 25 днів тому +2

    I avoided watching this on instagram cause I thought it was fake but it’s 10 times funnier than I imagined.

  • @JusticeBackstrom
    @JusticeBackstrom 23 дні тому +2

    What an absolute legend.

  • @jimmybean4722
    @jimmybean4722 Місяць тому +250

    He gets 🎉The Dummy of 2024 award🎉 hands down.

    • @KNByam
      @KNByam Місяць тому +10

      He has a big lead. The year is still young, we may have a challenger.

    • @AKEYFACTOR
      @AKEYFACTOR Місяць тому

      Biden won that on January 1st

    • @jpsailorallaboardmatey461
      @jpsailorallaboardmatey461 Місяць тому

      ​@KNByam for sure, after the last 4 years, if someome votes for Biden again, then they skyrocket past this guy! 🤣 😂 😆 😏

    • @Chris-wi3vu
      @Chris-wi3vu Місяць тому

      I think you meant Donald Trump and his Maga Cult​@@jpsailorallaboardmatey461

  • @XYtrumpsXX
    @XYtrumpsXX Місяць тому +61

    Defense attorney's attempt to quickly distract the judge with a continuance request was admirable👌

  • @Tulsa74127
    @Tulsa74127 28 днів тому +1

    I want to thank Mr. Harris for a good hearty laugh lol.

  • @blackjesus2510
    @blackjesus2510 25 днів тому +2

    Lmao his face afterwards like damn.

  • @jpsailorallaboardmatey461
    @jpsailorallaboardmatey461 Місяць тому +137

    Haha man he looks so dumbfounded 😂 haha even his lawyer is basically laughing under her words 😆

  • @williamprice3929
    @williamprice3929 Місяць тому +192

    The undeveloped man-child brain at work.

    • @MsJanetWood
      @MsJanetWood Місяць тому +3

      😔💔It's sad. He was probably in Special Ed. classes at school. Perhaps, that is why he couldn't pass the driving test. Maybe, he struggles with reading. Sad.

    • @DieEineMieze
      @DieEineMieze Місяць тому +17

      ​@@MsJanetWoodOr maybe he's just dumb? If he can't pass the driver test, then he shouldn't drive. Why are you making a whole life story with excuses up if it means he still endangers himself and others by driving after failing the test...

    • @sadboi7537
      @sadboi7537 Місяць тому +4

      Subhuman brain at work is more like it.

    • @SethiozProject
      @SethiozProject Місяць тому +2

      that's 99% of world for you ... just today i reminded myself again WHY i should never go to shop during day, always very early when shop opens or just before closing ...
      1 dumb idget without any awarneess leaves shopping cart SIDEWAYS right in middle of the isle ...
      other one leaves it on side and stands right next to it ...
      3rd one grabs my shopping cart and takse off with it .. not realizing her cart was next to mine ... so DUMB .. how can you not notice that the stuff you put into your cart is not there?
      this kind of lack of awarness is spreading faster than cancer, it's EVERYWHERE! people have absolutely no common sense nor awareness anymore ... it's seriously frustrating to those who DO have those 2 things .. or at least 1.

    • @MsJanetWood
      @MsJanetWood Місяць тому +2

      @@DieEineMieze Yeah, I guess you're right. If my elderly neighbor, an immigrant who speaks broken English can pass it, any American should be able to pass it. It is not that hard. They just need to study!

  • @PepeLaughPhD
    @PepeLaughPhD 26 днів тому +3

    His license was not suspended it was reinstated, the judge had outdated paperwork

    • @ManahManah77
      @ManahManah77 26 днів тому +1

      Yeah I saw that. Yet the SovTards are still using this guy like he represents them 😂

    • @Ladyfirebrand
      @Ladyfirebrand 15 днів тому

      Actually he never had a drivers licence which he knew and he also had a open warrant for another co victim of driving while suspended

  • @TitanicTruths
    @TitanicTruths 28 днів тому

    What gets me is the slow wash of realization over his face as it dawns on him how bad it just got 😂😂😂

  • @mitchell3877
    @mitchell3877 Місяць тому +98

    He was like 👁️ 👄 👁️

    • @Me_839
      @Me_839 Місяць тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @Taricus
      @Taricus 28 днів тому +2

      The spider hanging in the cobwebs in his head was like 👀👀👄👀👀

    • @Redd.Ro1
      @Redd.Ro1 28 днів тому

      😂😂😂😂

  • @porkyrabbit
    @porkyrabbit Місяць тому +731

    That guy is allowed to vote. Let that sink in

    • @Stratus41298
      @Stratus41298 Місяць тому

      Okay, I let it in and now my living room is flooded. Thanks a lot, jerk.

    • @AshraNashal52
      @AshraNashal52 Місяць тому

      Still quite a few more brain cells than your average Republican so at least he’s got that going for him.

    • @derkeheath5172
      @derkeheath5172 Місяць тому

      Far worse, he's allowed to breed.

    • @lisebrouilletlinzmeyer2768
      @lisebrouilletlinzmeyer2768 Місяць тому +82

      An ideal maga voter

    • @jefftucker4422
      @jefftucker4422 Місяць тому

      No, I think he would fit right in with the brainless Democrats !

  • @carolynwheeler8315
    @carolynwheeler8315 29 днів тому +1

    This is the first time I have watched a video go viral. This is the third channel I have seen this on. I literally believe he did not make the connection between the court appearance and his doctor’s appointment, until it was too late. 😂😂😂

  • @smjoshkim
    @smjoshkim 27 днів тому +1

    "Hey hon, how was work?"
    "Even if I told you, I'm not sure you're going to believe it..."

  • @imsa15463
    @imsa15463 Місяць тому +48

    He raised his hand too, like he was gonna explain his way out of this.

  • @thanosianthemadtitanic
    @thanosianthemadtitanic Місяць тому +68

    that judge was in pure amazement

  • @JCLauzontv
    @JCLauzontv 26 днів тому +1

    The title, thumbnail and caption on this video is what makes this gold.

  • @curtissoundscan3864
    @curtissoundscan3864 28 днів тому +3

    At this moment, he knew...
    HE FXCKED UP !!!

  • @tinalouise4327
    @tinalouise4327 Місяць тому +42

    Well at least he had his seat belt on

  • @FalconPunch1978
    @FalconPunch1978 Місяць тому +129

    I’m pretty sure this is a scene from the trailer for Idiocracy 2. Absolute genius.

    • @carpediem4512
      @carpediem4512 Місяць тому +1

      It is. 😂

    • @ulusalani
      @ulusalani Місяць тому +1

      Yeah, you're right. It's a movie scene. No one could really be this stupid irl.

    • @nerissarowan8119
      @nerissarowan8119 Місяць тому +1

      @@ulusalanithey couldn’t put it in fiction because people would call it unrealistic.

  • @jeremyantworth5704
    @jeremyantworth5704 26 днів тому +2

    He has since been vindicated. A clerical error caused the suspension.

    • @Ladyfirebrand
      @Ladyfirebrand 15 днів тому

      Actually he never had a drivers licence which he knew and he also had a open warrant for another co victim of driving while suspended

  • @rogerrutherford1179
    @rogerrutherford1179 28 днів тому +1

    His face is priceless. Hes probably a good guy have mercy on him

  • @StoutShako
    @StoutShako Місяць тому +58

    The little "Oh my god..." At the end as if he DIDN'T immediately know where this was going???? 😂😂😂😂

  • @delphineblue
    @delphineblue Місяць тому +174

    Even if this wasn’t for a suspended license, dialing into a court session while driving is wild 😂

    • @Me_839
      @Me_839 Місяць тому +2

      Pretty much!

    • @lwills8609
      @lwills8609 Місяць тому +9

      People do that all of the time and the judges never have an issue with that. They understand people have lives. The zoom thing allow people to tend to their business and not have to sit in the court room all day.

    • @Renard380
      @Renard380 Місяць тому +12

      While driving so using their phone while in control of a vehicle...

    • @SuprousOxide
      @SuprousOxide Місяць тому +26

      ​@@lwills8609people have lives. It is unacceptable for someone to risk those lives, and the lives of other drivers by joining a zoom call for a court case while driving.

    • @user-zu5do6ri6r
      @user-zu5do6ri6r Місяць тому

      It's hard to take the "endangering lives" argument seriously.
      We just paid the federal government to create a pandemic that killed over 1 million Americans. Did you care about human lives and stop paying the federal government taxes for killing your neighbors?
      Or have you continued to pay the federal government even after it killed of a million of your friends and neighbors?
      If you pay taxes, you are more wreckless than a person driving their car while on the phone.

  • @Md_md55
    @Md_md55 28 днів тому +1

    You can tell when she said one minute Mr Harris she really meant “ one minute dumb ass “ 😂😂😂

  • @themizz6949
    @themizz6949 28 днів тому +1

    "Wipe that stupid look off your face, Mr . Harris". "That is just my face, your honor." Lol

  • @1DolPhan1966
    @1DolPhan1966 Місяць тому +110

    I'm pulling in riiight now at this second, yes I am😂😂😂😂😂😂 Homeboy had the court wait while he break the law he's going to court for😂😂😂😂😂....CLASSIC 😂😂😂

    • @Yarden.Israel
      @Yarden.Israel Місяць тому

      Just watched that part I'm weak 😂😂

    • @Hummdulala
      @Hummdulala Місяць тому

      LMFAOO

    • @Hummdulala
      @Hummdulala Місяць тому

      Funniest comment on this page

    • @coppersmurf1496
      @coppersmurf1496 Місяць тому

      😂

    • @romanbotello2163
      @romanbotello2163 Місяць тому +2

      By the way, it's also illegal in Michigan to use a phone while you are driving

  • @johnbriggs1038
    @johnbriggs1038 Місяць тому +55

    No better way to say you aren't taking the law seriously than to break it in front of the judge.

  • @rinmulder2008
    @rinmulder2008 25 днів тому +1

    “Yes I am “. Famous last words

  • @kamadaki431
    @kamadaki431 25 днів тому

    There's something truly special in finding out someone's guilty with zero effort on your part.

  • @swoesteban5570
    @swoesteban5570 Місяць тому +103

    Just like those fools calling the cops to complain about getting ripped off in a drug deal.

    • @Doatello1991
      @Doatello1991 Місяць тому +4

      @swoesteban5570 Or the dude with outstanding homicide warrants that called the police on McDonald’s.

    • @GrandeBeesly
      @GrandeBeesly Місяць тому +2

      Reminds me of that Everybody Hates Chris bit where Chris was explaining that the worst part about losing something you shouldn't have had in the first place is not being able to tell someone you lost it.
      Then the scene cuts to a stoner telling a cop that he wants to file a police report for missing crack 💀

  • @erikj.2066
    @erikj.2066 Місяць тому +315

    As Ron White said: “You can’t fix stupid”.
    “There’s not a pill you can take. There’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.”

    • @kacey4266
      @kacey4266 Місяць тому +9

      Cyanide comes in a pill form.

    • @bernadettepotenti301
      @bernadettepotenti301 Місяць тому +1

      So true!

    • @Shredderof_POWDA
      @Shredderof_POWDA Місяць тому +3

      ​@@kacey4266That's still not fixing...that's eradicating stupid lol.

    • @EarthWyrmToby
      @EarthWyrmToby Місяць тому +1

      Bill Engvall. 🤦

    • @erikj.2066
      @erikj.2066 Місяць тому +1

      @@EarthWyrmToby considering Ron White had an entire “You can’t fix stupid” tour, plus UA-cam is rife with Ron delivering these lines, yes you’re right though, it was Bill Engvall that came up with this. 🤦🏻‍♂️
      Keep looking for that special pill or the class you can take.

  • @ALLURBANNEWS
    @ALLURBANNEWS 27 днів тому

    Man the judge smirking looking around cracks me up everytime 😂

  • @vornamenachname906
    @vornamenachname906 25 днів тому +1

    Why he didn't claimed instantly that he is on a private property?

  • @Agarcia23
    @Agarcia23 29 днів тому +97

    “Actually, I’m pullin into my doctors office actually” 😆😆🤣🤣

  • @GrumpyGenXGramps
    @GrumpyGenXGramps Місяць тому +74

    AND HE LOOKS SURPRISED!!! Like legit surprised! What a friggin tool!

  • @dfnsmn1411
    @dfnsmn1411 25 днів тому

    The silence and look on his face is amazing😂😂😂

  • @anthonygrizzly6924
    @anthonygrizzly6924 28 днів тому +1

    "oh mah cawd" lmaoooo know that feeling. We gonna be cold af for the next 72 hours lmao

  • @too1leasy
    @too1leasy Місяць тому +57

    Prosecutor is holding back her laughter, rofl.

    • @26p60
      @26p60 Місяць тому +6

      so was the judge (0:45)

  • @trucompozer
    @trucompozer Місяць тому +322

    The judge lookin like "this nga dumb" 😂

    • @finddeniro
      @finddeniro Місяць тому +9

      Ninja..

    • @ApacheBoeing
      @ApacheBoeing Місяць тому +6

      @@finddeniro nga pls

    • @ulusalani
      @ulusalani Місяць тому +5

      No. I don't think he thought that at all. Only the ignorant think of that word.

    • @Touchedbygod122
      @Touchedbygod122 Місяць тому

      I ❤❤❤❤

    • @empire7179
      @empire7179 Місяць тому +4

      @@ulusalani They trying to find all kind of ways to say this word?? How about this, Just Don't Say It!! You are so right, Only the ignorant ones..

  • @MemeSleepss
    @MemeSleepss 26 днів тому

    Somebody said “go straight to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200”😂😂😂

  • @misskozak81
    @misskozak81 28 днів тому +1

    Everyone in that room know he was doom😂😂😂 and judge reaction on top of this😂😂😂😂

  • @ejkk9513
    @ejkk9513 Місяць тому +84

    I sometimes feel like a genius when I realize people like this exist. I'm honestly not a genius...

  • @nostalgia46
    @nostalgia46 Місяць тому +51

    Gotta love a no nonsense judge with a bit of a twinge of a sense of humor.

    • @dragoncubes1074
      @dragoncubes1074 Місяць тому +9

      I love how he let the silence stretch on...let the defendant's confused brain absorb what's just happened. Perfect. Couldn't have been scripted any better than this.

  • @donaldhillocks300
    @donaldhillocks300 29 днів тому

    Thats called deer in the headlights expression which was priceless😂😂

  • @gachasis2704
    @gachasis2704 28 днів тому

    Such confidence and a little spunk as he states, he's about to park a car he shouldn't be driving. 😂

  • @ricksmith1382
    @ricksmith1382 Місяць тому +244

    It is scary to think that people like this are on the road.

    • @chrisdonish
      @chrisdonish Місяць тому +3

      Yes, the guy that hit the ladys truck as and left her dangling off a bridge also had a suspended license, very dangerous people.

    • @ryankuhn8590
      @ryankuhn8590 Місяць тому +3

      Stupid people don't understand laws. I know this because everyday I see people going faster than the speed limit. That is the simplest concept there is...

    • @phillymaidstone4829
      @phillymaidstone4829 Місяць тому

      ...forgot to take his braincell with him....

    • @SethiozProject
      @SethiozProject Місяць тому +3

      unfortunetely that's 99% of world, quite litearlly. it's like watcing NPC bots in GTA .. just mindless creatures, doing whatever, whenever at random.

    • @RipPimpCScrewstonTX
      @RipPimpCScrewstonTX Місяць тому

      Doesn't look like a dangerous driver to me😅. Seatbealt , checking all windows & mirrors

  • @shawnsmith2052
    @shawnsmith2052 Місяць тому +65

    I can't stop laughing. This is a whole new realm of stupid.

    • @MG-iu4eh
      @MG-iu4eh Місяць тому +1

      I can’t either too stupid!

  • @kamadaki431
    @kamadaki431 25 днів тому

    That judge was gonna savor that silence for as long as possible.

  • @nunyabusiness9056
    @nunyabusiness9056 29 днів тому +1

    Mr. Harris needs a statue or something. Maybe a plaque in front of the parking spot he pulled into. "On this day in 2024 A man attended court remotely while driving for his hearing for driving on a suspended license. The whole world was watching."