Heralds, Harpers & Havoc 03 Threes (Take 2)

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  • @edisontrent618
    @edisontrent618 9 років тому +156

    Lyrics to the song:
    Deep into the stony hills
    Miles from town or hold
    A troop of guards comes riding
    With a lady and her gold
    She rides bemused among them
    Shrouded in her cloak of fur
    Companioned by a maiden
    And a toothless age-ed cur
    Three things see not end
    A flower blighted ere it bloom
    A message that miscarries
    And a journey that is doomed
    One among the guardsmen
    Has a shifting restless eye
    And as they ride he scans the hills
    That rise against the skies
    He wears both sword and jewels
    Worth more than he could afford
    And hidden in his baggage
    Is a heavy secret hoard
    Of three things be wary of
    A feather on a cat
    The shepherd eating mutton
    And the guardsman that is fat
    Little does the lady care
    What all the guardsmen know
    That bandits ambush caravans
    That on these trade roads go
    In spite of tricks and clever traps
    And all that men can do
    The brigands seem to always sense
    Which trains are false or true
    Three things are most perilous
    The shape that walks behind
    The ice that will not hold you
    And the spy you cannot find
    From ambush bandits screaming
    Charge the pack train and it's prize
    And all but four within the train
    Are taken by surprise
    And all but four are cut down
    As a woodsman fells a log
    The guardsmen and the lady
    And the maiden and the dog
    Three things hold a secret
    Lady riding in a dream
    The dog that sounds no warning
    And the maid who does not scream
    Then off the lady pulls her cloak
    In armor she is clad
    Her sword is out and ready and
    Her eyes are fierce and glad
    The maiden makes a gesture and
    The dog's a cur no more
    A wolf, swordmaiden and sorceress
    Now face the bandit horde
    Three things never anger
    Or you will not live for long
    A wolf with cubs
    A man with power
    And a woman's sense of wrong
    The lady and her sister
    By a single trader lone
    Were hired out to try to lay
    A trap all of their own
    And no one knew their plan except
    The two who rode that day
    For what you do not know
    You cannot ever give away
    Three things is it's better part
    That only two should know
    Where treasure hides, who shares your bed
    And how to catch your foe
    The bandits growl a challenge
    And the lady only grins
    The sorceress bows mockingly
    And them the fight begins
    When it ends there's only four
    Left standing from the horde
    The witch, the wolf, the traitor
    And the woman with the sword
    Three things never trust in
    A maiden sworn as pure
    The vows a kings has given
    And the ambush that is sure
    They strip the traitor naked
    And then whip him on his way
    Into the barren hill sides like
    The folk he used to slay
    And what of all the maidens
    That this bandit raped and slew
    So as revenge the sorceress
    Makes him a woman too
    Three things trust above all else
    The horse on which you ride
    The beast that guards your sleeping
    And the shield mate at your side

    • @darianchristie3260
      @darianchristie3260 9 років тому +12

      +Edison Trent A toothless AGED cur... not sated! Not easy to eat with no teeth! :)

    • @edisontrent618
      @edisontrent618 9 років тому +5

      Are you sure? It really sounds like sated.
      It could be meaning a content and dopey acting dog, one that's being lazy. My dog acts like that all the time.

    • @edisontrent618
      @edisontrent618 9 років тому +1

      Yeah, I just listened to it at full blast, you can clearly hear the s, t and d of "sated". A "g" would really stand out in that.

    • @tonyburgoyne9614
      @tonyburgoyne9614 7 років тому +6

      "A wolf, swordmaiden and sorceress" I think this is just "A wolf, SwordMAID and sorceress", though I may be wrong

    • @advorak8529
      @advorak8529 6 років тому +7

      "And hidden in his baggage // Is a heavy secret horde"
      I am pretty sure the traitor guardsman does not have a large group of people (or tribe warriors) in his baggage, no matter how heavy the baggage is. A store of valuable stuff (or money) hidden in his baggage -- a hoard -- fits the traitor guardsman much more.
      (see en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/horde vs. en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/hoard )

  • @skylark6167
    @skylark6167 3 роки тому +76

    It took hearing this through a few times before I realised it's the sorceress, not the woman with the sword, who makes the traitor a woman. Seems much less of a punishment now.

    • @reddir
      @reddir 3 роки тому +11

    • @cristianmontoya3149
      @cristianmontoya3149 3 роки тому +9

      Hee?
      Ho...
      *HOOOOOO* 😰

    • @djomega8462
      @djomega8462 3 роки тому +11

      He now has to live as a woman, and survive as one. And claiming he was once a man is likely to make him sound a bit mad - which will probably get him worse treatment. Just my thoughts on the matter.

    • @La-Volpa
      @La-Volpa 3 роки тому +26

      Kethry (The Sorceress) did A LOT more than just make the traitor a woman. She placed a magical illusion on him and tied it to his own ability which use to make himself appear as someone who you trusted so long as they were alive and not in the area, but would now make him appear as a woman. He is then tied to a horse and sent after his fellow bandits who previously raped and killed several women and girls. He himself is raped repeatedly and gets so desperate to lift the illusion that he begs help from a powerful demon. The demon "helps" him by completely turning the traitor into a woman and enthralling him to serve the demon.

    • @skylark6167
      @skylark6167 2 роки тому +11

      @@La-Volpa Oh fuck, yeah that's certainly a punishment.

  • @quizzlie
    @quizzlie 4 роки тому +34

    I do think this is the superior version.
    Ow! Hey! Who just zapped me?!

    • @reddir
      @reddir 3 роки тому

      Have you heard ua-cam.com/video/6fQixsAaUQ4/v-deo.html ?
      j/k I too like this best.

    • @paulthetyyppi
      @paulthetyyppi 3 роки тому +6

      Take 3 is the best version.

    • @candiman4243
      @candiman4243 8 місяців тому +3

      @@paulthetyyppi naw, it's rev. 1.1, obviously

    • @fabiopaolobarbieri2286
      @fabiopaolobarbieri2286 2 місяці тому

      @@candiman4243 I vote for this one.

  • @Mutos4
    @Mutos4 8 місяців тому +1

    "Sorry, neither" said Brienne...
    Could'nt resist the ST-GoT mashup ^⁠_⁠^

  • @horseenthusiast1250
    @horseenthusiast1250 6 років тому +54

    With a man singing this, it really sounds like that bard that wrote the song in the book...Tarma and Kethry would be pissed though

    • @darrenhenley2258
      @darrenhenley2258 6 років тому +16

      Oh yes. This is the version that spread to Valdemar.

    • @reddir
      @reddir 5 років тому +4

      @@darrenhenley2258 Better than version 3... ua-cam.com/video/9ZOKetnE7j0/v-deo.html

    • @guinevereeastes8519
      @guinevereeastes8519 5 років тому +3

      actually, they would like this one better. it mentions that they were there because they were hired.

    • @mmp1346
      @mmp1346 5 років тому +2

      @@guinevereeastes8519 This one mentions it too. The other one is more gruesome and changes who is the sorcerer and the fighter. In this one the lady on the horse is the fighter and the maiden the sorceress. The other one it's the other way around. Not sure which it is in the book, so which would be more accurate in that regard.

    • @MasterMind6225
      @MasterMind6225 5 років тому +10

      This one has it backwards. Kethry (sorceress) was the lady, Tarma (swordswoman) was the maid. They even complain about it, among other mistakes, in one of the later chapters.

  • @TheGoddesseschild
    @TheGoddesseschild 14 років тому +12

    Great song, this is my favorite version!!

  • @horseenthusiast1250
    @horseenthusiast1250 8 років тому +23

    Whoa! I heard the version from Horse Tamer's Daughter, now this, and I can't decide which I like more :)

    • @MegaMementoMori
      @MegaMementoMori 7 років тому +6

      For me, it's this one! The punishment for the traitor is definitely more fun here :p

    • @horseenthusiast1250
      @horseenthusiast1250 6 років тому +1

      Though his return and the drama with that demon who’s name I can’t remember was rather sad, I was biting my nails the whole time

    • @rkt739
      @rkt739 6 років тому +6

      I think it's funniest in "Threes: Take 3" (there sure are a lot of versions of this song)
      "The witch decides what shape the traitor's punishment will be
      (Her positive self-image is revealed for all to see!)
      The worst thing she can think of's not a newt or bat or toad
      She turns him into a woman and then sets him on the road"

    • @BaalsMistress
      @BaalsMistress Рік тому

      For me, this will always be the definitive version.,

  • @Mutos4
    @Mutos4 7 місяців тому +1

    Another version, from the description it might (or not) be the original. It's sung by Julia Ecklar, w/ full lyrics in the description. I was curious so I searched for "threes song filk" and found this one...
    ua-cam.com/video/i-AkrYewQiU/v-deo.html

  • @HiWayLady49
    @HiWayLady49 4 роки тому +7

    I have heard there is a book with this story in it. I thought that I have read ALL of these books, but do not recall 'this' story in any form but song. Please enlighten this old woman who can't find her glasses half the time, and sadly forgets wonderful written stories. Which book is the tale located? Thank you

    • @Plexiux
      @Plexiux 4 роки тому +5

      Its one of the ones with Tarma and Kethry, so its Oathbound, Oathbreaker or Oathblood. However, I do not know exactly which one it is.

    • @PantheraQueen
      @PantheraQueen 4 роки тому +1

      I don't know either, but I think it is the first Tarma and Kethrey book.

    • @elsalaiho1699
      @elsalaiho1699 3 роки тому +5

      This story is told in Oathbound! Although from what I've heard, Lackey wrote this song first and then only later wrote the story of how it all "really" happened

    • @cristianmontoya3149
      @cristianmontoya3149 3 роки тому +1

      Wait this is a book?
      Welp time to buy it 7u7

    • @nekoeyes30
      @nekoeyes30 Рік тому

      it's in both oathbound and oathblood.

  • @avidreader8521
    @avidreader8521 6 років тому +3

    Larry Warner, Kristoph Klover, Frank Hayes, Bill Roper, and Dominic Bridwell are all listed as performers on the official disc, but which - if any, because I don't know if this is the disc version - sang this?

    • @gnaskar
      @gnaskar 5 років тому

      It sounds like Kristoph Klover to me, but I'm hardly an expert.

  • @RedwoodTheElf
    @RedwoodTheElf 2 роки тому +2

    Alas, the purchase option is a 404 now.

  • @apad0440
    @apad0440 Місяць тому

    4:02 Is it possible to learn this power?

  • @SkywiseStormwolf
    @SkywiseStormwolf 4 роки тому +6

    too bad this CD isn't available anymore. My copy was lost in moving, and I'm not able to replace it.

    • @2seekerx
      @2seekerx 4 роки тому

      Good reason for me not to ever move...

  • @MaxxCoyote
    @MaxxCoyote 8 років тому +52

    Alright Mr. Zoat....you brought me here.

    • @RichardLeslieWhereat
      @RichardLeslieWhereat 8 років тому +14

      And to The Sun is also a Warrior.

    • @AlexanderAzarov
      @AlexanderAzarov 7 років тому +2

      I came across them years ago, when I was reading the Valdemar series last decade. I should give it a reread this decade too.

    • @AftermathRV
      @AftermathRV 7 років тому +2

      okay who is mr zoat? anyone who uses this song has prolyl gotten some itnerresting content :^)

    • @ghosty918
      @ghosty918 6 років тому +6

      Zoat is the pseudonym of a British man who writes With This Ring.
      Basically, a guy (specifically a version of the writer set just before he planned to write the fiction and lacking the knowledge of Young Justice) appears on the Moon above Earth while wearing an Orange Power Ring (similar to a Green Power Ring owned by the Green Lanterns but using Avarice rather than Willpower).
      The universe he is in is Young Justice the tv show and a lot of other DC Comics stuff.

    • @ghosty918
      @ghosty918 6 років тому +1

      Forgot to link.
      This is the Story-Only, you can probably get to the discussion from there using his signature at the end of each story post. The discussion would have people’s comments.
      forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/with-this-ring-young-justice-si-story-only.25076/

  • @Rocketsong
    @Rocketsong 7 років тому +5

    Love listening to Larry sing this.

  • @LadyRavenEyes
    @LadyRavenEyes 11 років тому +1

    put Threes Mercedes Lackey in the search bar up top the version with lyrics will be the first one

  • @allencajah1140
    @allencajah1140 9 років тому +1

    Is this Vic Tyler singing? Or Michael Longcor? Seriously thinking it's Tyler.

  • @Mutos4
    @Mutos4 7 місяців тому +1

    There's also a parody, but unfortunately I can't understand the lyrics as I'm french and it's sung too fast for me, I'll need a number of hearings to grok all the puns and fun... but I'm currently listening to all the versions I find ^-^
    ua-cam.com/video/6fQixsAaUQ4/v-deo.html

  • @hunnybee971
    @hunnybee971 2 роки тому +1

    If not Julia, then who?

  • @LadyTeldra
    @LadyTeldra 12 років тому +1

    Do you still want the lyrics or did you get them?

  • @AftermathRV
    @AftermathRV 5 років тому +1

    Who sang this anyway, like which band is behind the vocals?

    • @DarkTrooper458
      @DarkTrooper458 4 роки тому

      I believe it's Larry Warner, I may be mistaken though.

    • @AftermathRV
      @AftermathRV 3 роки тому +1

      @@DarkTrooper458 Oh my god iu didnt see this comment.
      Ill check it up soon TM
      youtube's "topic" system attributes it to round worm/ bob kanefsky, didnt listen to it, seems to be a different one tho

  • @JimmyBlonde
    @JimmyBlonde 4 роки тому +2

    Toss a con to your witcher can eat shit, this is class with a capital C

  • @dean_l33
    @dean_l33 3 роки тому +2

    I thought this what about 40k

  • @michealfeeney8920
    @michealfeeney8920 4 роки тому +1

    Well, Weyrd,

  • @Snoozinghamster
    @Snoozinghamster 9 років тому +3

    Why does it say jewels instead of bracelets. Bracelet sounds so much better!

    • @edisontrent618
      @edisontrent618 9 років тому +1

      Snoozinghamster No, that wouldn't.

    • @Snoozinghamster
      @Snoozinghamster 9 років тому +1

      In my opinion it sound better with bracelets like in take one whereas jewels always sounds as though it is being stretched to fill the gap.

    • @edisontrent618
      @edisontrent618 9 років тому +2

      They both have the exact same metre...
      Jew-els
      Brace-lets
      Learn to poetry.

    • @Snoozinghamster
      @Snoozinghamster 9 років тому +1

      I'm not trying to get into an argument about poetry! I just think it weird how the words where changed from both the book and the other version of this song to something which does feel more strained in my opinion. Going from a word which is two syllable - bracelet to one which is one syllable- jewels

    • @edisontrent618
      @edisontrent618 9 років тому +3

      "Going from a word which is two syllable - bracelet to one which is one syllable- jewels"
      Jewel is two syllables. Pronounced joo-uhl.
      If you don't even know what you're talking about, please stop.
      By the way, if you are ever talking about the metre of a song, then you are talking about the metre of the poem that is then set to music.
      All songs are poetry with musical accompaniment. That's how music was invented.

  • @Braxgar
    @Braxgar 7 років тому +1

    so..... is there any reason the the warrior and the sorcerous didn't try to save the that didn't betray them? seems like a dick move to me.

    • @spellboundprince9748
      @spellboundprince9748 7 років тому +4

      Jo_Tunn they didn't know who the traitor was and the only way to figure out who betrayed the rest was to see who the bandits left standing after their attack.

    • @Braxgar
      @Braxgar 7 років тому +4

      so yeah, a dick move. and that's probably putting it mildly.

    • @spellboundprince9748
      @spellboundprince9748 7 років тому +1

      Jo_Tunn no it wasn't if they didn't find out who thr traitor was then people would have kept dying. The sacrifice of the few for the many.

    • @Braxgar
      @Braxgar 7 років тому +3

      did they even try investigating or did they go straight to the kill them all and the gods sort it out plan?

    • @spellboundprince9748
      @spellboundprince9748 7 років тому +1

      Jo_Tunn Of course they did.

  • @blakebrouwer3266
    @blakebrouwer3266 3 роки тому +2

    Ring, Make cake.
    Compliance.

  • @Mutos4
    @Mutos4 7 місяців тому

    Q-ships be like ^-^