I’ll never get tired of this channel. When I become a billionaire I’m going to hire him to talk down to me and treat me terribly while he makes delicious meals for my family.
YES PLEASE Just adding a reply instead of a post to the cacophony of people clamoring to hear his lovely songs on an album (or playlist, but take our money, please!)
2047: The terminators have taken out the wheat and rye fields. Pumpkins are extinct. There's not a corn stalk on Earth. God has abandoned us. So we're gonna make rat bread! Take 2 rats, add a pinch of coal, a little lime, a dash of ash...
Nihilistic flour. There is no purpose. There is no meaning. There is only stale existence perpetuated only by a fear of leaven and rising into the endless, white, cereal expanse.
Pumpkin bread is the best buttered and wrapped in wax paper. Being a little squished from being in a paper bag for a few hours makes it that much more nostalgic.
Seriously though, I've been trying to find a purpose for all this haunted baking soda I've had in my cupboard. So glad I have a use for it now, *THANKS!*
Last month I managed to withdraw my first five figure check ever!!! I've been working for this provider on the web for two years now and I never been happier... They are paying me $95 per hour, and the best thing about it is that I am not really that tech-savvy, they only asked for basic insight into internet and basic typing skill...Superb thing about this work is that now I have more time for my family. I am in a position to enjoy quality time with my friends and family and take care of my babies and also going on holiday with them very routinely. Don't ignore this opportunity and try to act quick. Let me show you what I do... *bay25.com*
Loved the perfect edit timing on the song at the end with the dog catching the ball @ 3:58 & 4:04. Personally, I loved older themes like the robot and phrases about pepper, but I am glad you do not rely on the same thing in every video. Artists explore the new and provide insight . . . keep up your art, it is very fine.
Ive been waiting for this video for ever and i feel so happy because its here. this makes me wanna cry because of how much i love this channel. i just want to talk to this guy and tell him how many times he has made me happy for a human to be alive.
Even though I'm 4 years late, and am only just about to harvest my thoroughly spooky pumpkins, I still appreciate that there was cooking or something happening before this music video production.
They all are. We love the happy dog segments and he stopped. I think he has an all over the place intellect and when one interest is over it is o v e r.
Good morning. Have an excellent day why dontchya.
I will! I will eat MANY Cashews!
You Suck At Cooking Why don’t you use proper English !1!!1!!1!1!!!!!1!1!
Ok
You Suck At Cooking u really suck at cooking
Thanks, pepper pepper pepper man. You, too.
I think the joke of harvesting a pumpkin within 30 days of a full moon is being grossly underappreciated.
Oh shit I just got it
I dont get it
@Professional Stoner every 4 weeks there is always a full moon.
I came down to the comments just to air my appreciation of that joke. Have a thumbs up, friend-o.
He still don’t get it and neither do I.
Its amazing how he records this all with his mouth
Hit or miss
Im already tracer
i think he records them with his forehead or eyes... then again, he may have 3 hands
Its called a gopro
@@guhgaming980 stfu it's called a joke
He records it with his mic
You've still not forgiven your mom for the lie of pumpkin pie spice eh? It's cool, she had it coming.
Hehe
Awwww. I'm a Mom. PLEASE forgive her fib!
I know these type of comments are annoying af but could you take the time out your day to see 1 of my videos and give feedback? Thx
@@ob4ng Heres some feedback; make more videos. You have like 1 from this year.
@@ob4ng 2 years and 3 videos?
I’ll never get tired of this channel. When I become a billionaire I’m going to hire him to talk down to me and treat me terribly while he makes delicious meals for my family.
I'm in!
Lol that is actually funny
That's a weird fetish
Edna Crow, when I win Powerball lottery tonight I’ll hire you so you can hire him. I’ll just watch from a dark corner.
@@mcd5478 that's what I call delegation!
how many dogs does this guy have???? there’s a new god damn dog in every video
lyon. UA-cam money!$$$
*_you don’t need to know_*
lyon. I think he fosters the dogs
gayfordannyavidan yeah i was gonna say that, cuz you never see the same dog
All of them. HE HAS ALL OF THEM
Fun fact: in french “magic wand” is actually “baguette magique” so that’s a super legit harvest wand
Ah cool.
@@yousuckatcooking hoi
+
I'm french and i'm a witch and i can confirm this.
I love that fact. the world is so magical
You put so much quality into this it's honestly amazing.
The quality was already there, he just wangjangled it to the surface.
@6900 Subs With No Videos You have 6 subs and 2 videos
Toasty Engineer the walnuts had me dying
HONESTLAY
Akif Ansari he now has three videos
So I get that this is a cooking channel, but can you seriously make an album of these songs and sell it and take my money pls
YES PLEASE
Just adding a reply instead of a post to the cacophony of people clamoring to hear his lovely songs on an album (or playlist, but take our money, please!)
I come from a land bu kakke
I need this music.
yeah really. bandcamp that sht already.
Just mail him $500 every time you watch one of his videos for the song at the end.
Glad to see someone who remembers to spook the walnuts.
"Hrrrgh!!"
The one UA-camr that has never made a bad video
How to Basic?
All youtubers have made a bad video, you cant just be good at something without starting somewhere.
Did you forget about the tikki masala video?
Amen
Bill wurtz?
Best channel on UA-cam!
Hi Robby
Hi Robby ma boi
I is subbed to u
Du u lik mi gramer
In all seriousness I like you but just stop clickbaiting
I appreciate the amount of effort you put into your videos
Haha i have more subscribers than you, i am the superior james
October: let's get this pumpkin bread
November: let's get this corn bread
December: let's get this Holy bread
Allison Hook December is let’s get this gingerbread
January: let's get this new bread
in the future its just "lets get this bread"
@@alessandrotorres8730 lmao okay noted. Happy Thanksgiving btw!
2047: The terminators have taken out the wheat and rye fields. Pumpkins are extinct. There's not a corn stalk on Earth. God has abandoned us.
So we're gonna make rat bread! Take 2 rats, add a pinch of coal, a little lime, a dash of ash...
Can i use No PuRpOsE FlOuR?
What's the purpose of that?
@@fatearamines6848 there is none
Don’t take it out of water or it will die.
Nihilistic flour.
There is no purpose.
There is no meaning.
There is only stale existence perpetuated only by a fear of leaven and rising into the endless, white, cereal expanse.
No because the flour will wipe the floor with you on purpose!
Is no one else gonna talk about how awesome that song at the end was? SO GOOOD!!
I know, right?? It's like he forgot how to write stupid songs and accidentally wrote a great one.
YESSS
this whole episode was good. the corn song is still the best though.
I dont know how a song could be so symmetrical
wow now I'm sad
If you can't curse your own brown sugar, storebought is fine.
I agree.
Just in time, my cursed brown sugar was about to expire! Thank goodness I have this recipe now
How does it expire? Its sugar...
EU Meme Police r/woooosh
@@cupidgrimoire god damnit!
@@Pop013 meme police my ass
There is a way to rehydrate it but I forget. Google it
when ysac uploads i regain my will to live
Luckily it only lasts five minutes. The bleach doesn't finish itself
What's that?
back in my day we used to do the PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER
Kung fu Kenny if you’re suggesting that he put pepper into pumpkin bread, you should probably leave :/
Did you have an onion?
@@melissa2704 But if Kung fu Kenny sucks at cooking, then he should stay!
@Ben Cunningham This is a fair and valid point. @kung fu kenny, you may stay, but don’t come within 10 feet of me.
I decided to make this and it was actually really good
I want to make it but i don’t like walnuts in my bread. do you know if it would work without them?
@@scooter7558 It would work fine without them. You can even add something else if you want, but it's good on its own.
So the recipe is real?
@@Levithemechanic they all are
@@Levithemechanic Every recipes he made is real, just over exaggerated
To be honest I’m always super excited for the puppy endings
Me too. He stopped doing them. He is easily changable.
I can't tell you how much I miss Egg Story. I'm convinced it's gone the Fox Television route and was cancelled randomly in the middle.
You know too much
I want you to come with me mr. Zack
Zach* it's right there man, it's right there.
@@ZachHighlights I know what you are trying to do, hiding your real name won't help you
its not gone, he told me its coming back (add him on snapchat he actually replies :O)
Ashed Ice what is his Snapchat
I followed the instructions perfectly and the pumpkin bread killed my dead aunt's sister, what now?
Use her ghost for the sole purpose of making more pumpkin bread
Isn’t that just your mom
or your other aunt
You forgot to bless the ingredients
@@robbiehehimd9753 aaaaahhh yes common mistake
Pumpkin bread is the best buttered and wrapped in wax paper. Being a little squished from being in a paper bag for a few hours makes it that much more nostalgic.
Petition for him to add pepper to evey meal just to hear him say it three times.
he just said "triple p" once. I was kind of sad.
"Pepper pepper pepper" is always my favourite part.
"Hun? Yeah that guy next door is outside talking to bread again."
i missed you...
Seriously though, I've been trying to find a purpose for all this haunted baking soda I've had in my cupboard. So glad I have a use for it now, *THANKS!*
I’d upvote you but you currently have 66 upvotes so enjoy your unholy upvotes and have a cursed day!
Can we just stop to appreciate that not only does he make the base each base video and edits, he also creates a new song EVERY TIME
Ok but the real question is, is pimblokto alive?
Probably still waiting for him to thaw out
Now we wait for ysac to make a witty response
He was never alive in the first place
Y O I N K how dare you..... he was always alive in my heart
Bump. We need to know YSAC!
But what if my all purpose flour doesn’t want to be purposefull
maybe sit down and have a serious conversation about where it's life is leading.
Like hopefully into an oven.
Its purpose was to NOT have a purpose
Every video I think: this is the greatest song ever. But the next video ends with an ever better song! Unbelievable talent.
I appreciate that we both hate living on an axis
What a jam
I don't get it
That pun was a recipe for disaster.
Man i love how much time effort and humor u put into theese “simple” cooking vids
One of the best channels on UA-cam hands down.
God these episodes help my mood improve so much when the antidepressants take a while to work. Thank you so much for existing ❤
He doesn't merely exist, he tears it UP.
"it doesn't make you a better cook and it Doesn't make you better than my mom." 10/10 using this later
OH MY GOURD!!!!! Been waiting for a Halloween episode from ya for some inspiration!!!!!
Time is just an illusion. It's 2067 here and we celebrate Halloween on toast.
How DARE you say the name of that cursed fruit/vegetable
Im both angry and impressed
There are people use their own shit and make shit bread.
*"You suck at keeping a regular schedule yeah you totally suck"*
Lmao
thats because the best kind of prize is a surprise
@@ManyStandAlone I hope you're proud of yourself for that pun
Pretty sure it's a candy corn
Congratulations, you already have it
I love how this is supposed to be satire and not serious at all but it actually teaches you how to cook.
In a convoluted way.
@@MeTreesndirt arguably, the best way??
I stopped watching binging with babish to come here
Saaame
Hugo Brice k
You have made the right choice, my friend.
YSAC > Babish
Understandable
The song at the end of this one was just fantastic! Love your videos!!
" *mmmm that actually taste revolting* " 🤣
Now that song in the end was beautiful, really, do you have your music on Spotify, or a second channel? Would love to hear more.
I NEED MOAR VIDS COOKING! I'm just kidding it takes so long because you pour your heart and soul into these videos. I'll wait :)
"gonna move to a nice warm state of denial, ttyl I think I'm gonna be a while" is not only a strong as rhyme but a raw ass line.
HES RETURNED
*what did the pumpkin say to the pumpkin carver*
*cut it out*
no
I just had a Dave Coulier "Full House" flashback.
Mario Cervantes *HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA*
Last month I managed to withdraw my first five figure check ever!!! I've been working for this provider on the web for two years now and I never been happier... They are paying me $95 per hour, and the best thing about it is that I am not really that tech-savvy, they only asked for basic insight into internet and basic typing skill...Superb thing about this work is that now I have more time for my family. I am in a position to enjoy quality time with my friends and family and take care of my babies and also going on holiday with them very routinely. Don't ignore this opportunity and try to act quick. Let me show you what I do... *bay25.com*
Loved the perfect edit timing on the song at the end with the dog catching the ball @ 3:58 & 4:04. Personally, I loved older themes like the robot and phrases about pepper, but I am glad you do not rely on the same thing in every video. Artists explore the new and provide insight . . . keep up your art, it is very fine.
Plemblocto.the pain in the ass robot roomy.was the most loved story line but Mel refuses to stay static.
Your dog demands his royalty check. I don't blame him He's cute.
He made the show fersure.
It looked BOO-tiful and GOURD-geous.
I’m not sure if it was intentional but the subtle haunted salt was unappreciated.that was great
Instructions unclear accidentally summoned the Pumpkin devil.
The GOD has returned to bless us all.
But does he bless the rains down in Africa?
@1:38 when dad cooks because mom is out of town
Thank you for the laugh, I really needed it right now. :)
You are my fav youtube channel by far
Why is he ur favorite?
I think it’s entertaining in a sick sorta way. I still don’t know if this guy is serious or not.. I do see him come out with good food, no?
If you gotta ask you don't get it :))
Me too, I’m only able to achieve erections from YSAC and ASMR Dahhhhling
Ysac album needs to happen. Tunes so lit🔥.
You should get a Spotify because that end song was lit.
Is there a soundtrack coming out yet
This is such a weird blend of psychedelic humour and actual cooking instructions
Welcome. ^_^
"Gonna move to a nice warm state of denial,
TTYL, I think I'm gonna be a while."
IDK why, but that one hit me.
That line got me too. Cut real deep
The pumpkin spice of life! Cute bits of your dog frolicking around the water!
First time ever seeing his videos...this is what I've been missing😂😂😂😂
Good job getting on trending.
That means your definitely doing something right. Keep it up
"Pumpkin harvested within 30 days of a full moon" underrated joke
"...until they're thoroughly wangjangled" yes. New favorite saying
So far the only good trending video, good job!
God damn it, 20 seconds in and I'm in tears already.
I know I suck at cooking. No need to remind me. 😥
Nav thank you, nav, very cool.
I also suck at cooking! Lol
Definitely one of the best channels on YT
I’ve made the “you suck at cooking “ song my ringtone.
Ive been waiting for this video for ever and i feel so happy because its here. this makes me wanna cry because of how much i love this channel. i just want to talk to this guy and tell him how many times he has made me happy for a human to be alive.
Is it normal to feel like you're falling in love while watching this video?
Yes.
Do you actually clean up your kitchen or do you give the bread to your friend so they have To clean it up?
I just walk away and build a new one each time.
hm
Oh thanks for the advice
He's so wise! I need to do that!
What do you think he keeps Devin the Intern around for
That doggo at the end was everything i needed to feel happy today, thank you.
🌞🌞🌞👏👏😽
You are incredible! I subscribed for your sense of humour
Your dog is even haunted
TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW
Words can not be taken back by its owners when it’s already said
You Suck At Cooking lmao 🤣
@@yousuckatcooking
Do tell about all the doggo's Mel. We r dyn to know what tje deal was w all the happy dogs. I bet they just love u so much.
Post more often pleaseeee! I've went back years and can't find vids I haven't seen hahaha your videos are awesome man!
Eyy im early ,love them fresh posessed Chicken eggs
Edit:omg Thanks so much for the Likes i Never got so much.
So good right?
@@yousuckatcooking omfg
we are alive lucky boy
“Sacred harvest baguette with carrot handle” lmao😂
To be honest, it was sooo satisfying when he zoomed in and slowly twirled and pulled the toothpick out of the bread
Where can I find the lyrics to the song at the end? Lol
Edit: you need to put that shit on Spotify my guy
YES. he does.
And earn all that money Spotify shares 😂
SoundCloud is fine.
The scariest thing is that people disliked this video
They all have to be mistakes. 400 peoples thumbs accidentally slipped😔
No those people where haunted ghosts who made the recipe!
Rogues. Gotta be rogues.
I enjoy the cooking and singing but I love the animals being free and running happily!!!
This guy is giving all of us misinformation everyone knows you can just find pumpkin bread on mystic death trees
School started off sucky today but it just got a whole lot better
Weird flex but ok
Even though I'm 4 years late, and am only just about to harvest my thoroughly spooky pumpkins, I still appreciate that there was cooking or something happening before this music video production.
i missed you so much...
I only have a cup and a half of cursed brown sugar. Can I substitute the other cup for cursed regular sugar?
Yup. You can also use ‘regular’ sugar.
@@yousuckatcooking uhhh what? that seems distinctly less spooky.
@@adog3129 not really, there are millions of people that are frightened of sugar :) it scares the bejeezus outta them.
Some people add their own shit.
Just don't use coconut sugar.
The cinematography of the dog at the end was beautiful.
They all are. We love the happy dog segments and he stopped. I think he has an all over the place intellect and when one interest is over it is o v e r.
Every autumn whenever my mom and I would make pumpkin bread we would put it in a cake pan instead of a bread loaf pan so that we’re different
Good show. No batter down the sink.
undoe sounds like 온도(ondo) which means temperature in Korean
coincidence?
i think not
ysac is korean cONFIRMED
You had my heart at "Sacred Harvest Wand."
When he scared the walnuts I lost it 😂
Rawr!
Why do you always have a different dog? Do you foster them or something?
Ella Howson or he borrows all of his new friends dogs
This was my exact thought
Don't worry. I am sure they are not done away with.
How did I miss this?! I always look forward to these!
instruction unclear release ancestor's curse to my house
ok but if it tastes like cake why is it called bread??
Because of the yeast
Because u put it in a loaf form?