David Miscavige Reveals WHAT About Scientology?

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  • Опубліковано 15 гру 2024

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  • @LiterallyNoOneSP
    @LiterallyNoOneSP 2 місяці тому +18

    As the saying goes... "many a truth is spoke in jest!" Absolutely brilliant. This is so good.

  • @UNSTOPPABLE0529
    @UNSTOPPABLE0529 2 місяці тому +4

    You have won the OSCAR award for best commercial production. 🏆👊🏼🧡🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  2 місяці тому +1

      @@UNSTOPPABLE0529 Wow, an OSCAR?! I’ll have to run that past my ethics officer to make sure it’s on-policy! 😂 Thanks for the award-hopefully it counts toward my next OT level! 🎬🏆 Theta levels are through the roof! 🚀

    • @UNSTOPPABLE0529
      @UNSTOPPABLE0529 Місяць тому +1

      @@ChurchOfSatire-tology Lol 😆 😂🤣 You’re welcome! 🙃🙃🙃🙃

  • @Robert08010
    @Robert08010 6 днів тому +2

    That ending!!!! "Captain of the fake space navy!" Its too true!

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  5 днів тому +1

      @Robert08010 - Right? All he’s missing is a toy spaceship and a 'World’s Best Captain' mug!

    • @Robert08010
      @Robert08010 5 днів тому +1

      @ChurchOfSatire-tology Yes, he's the ultimate Michael Scott!

  • @kingskid0312
    @kingskid0312 2 місяці тому +11

    😂This is golden! Great job.

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  2 місяці тому +4

      Thanks for watching the video of our leader Mr Miscavige. Don't forget to like and subscribe! Could we also interest you in a free personality test? 💫

    • @Robert08010
      @Robert08010 6 днів тому +1

      One might even call it a Golden Era Production.

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  5 днів тому

      @@Robert08010 - Exactly! Just without the billion-dollar budget and forced Sea Org labor. Guess we nailed the vibe, huh? 😎

  • @clairegray6027
    @clairegray6027 2 місяці тому +12

    SO hilarious and so true! THE honesty here..who knew such a nasty, uneducated, power- hungry grifter could be so truthful?😂😂😂

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  2 місяці тому +4

      You also forgot… abusive human trafficker (allegedly 👀 ). Glad you enjoyed 🙌🏻

  • @Kahunahu
    @Kahunahu 3 години тому +2

    Buuaaawwwwwhahahahah HAHAHA! OutFREAKINGStanding!

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  3 години тому +1

      @Kahunahu - Your laughter just shattered an entire implant station on Venus. Excellent work, suppressive being! 😂🌌

  • @teagannovak3120
    @teagannovak3120 2 місяці тому +13

    Ew, those close-up shots 🤢
    Talk about uncanny valley 😵‍💫
    Great video!

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  2 місяці тому +5

      C’mon… that’s our ecclesiastical leader, Captain Davey Mis-manage you’re talking about 😂 Thanks for watching. Don’t forget to subscribe 🙌🏻

  • @vickiec5237
    @vickiec5237 2 місяці тому +3

    Brilliant!!!

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  2 місяці тому

      Yes, Mr Miscavige is brilliant, isn't he? Thanks for watching. Don't forget to 'Like' and 'Subscribe' for more content and to conduct your free personality test.

  • @MGhobbyroom
    @MGhobbyroom 2 місяці тому +6

    FINALLY! A Scientologist telling the truth about Scientology! Good job Miscavige! 👍🏻🤣

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  2 місяці тому +3

      Don't forget... It's only true, if it is true for you. Thanks for watching. Please 'Like' and 'Subscribe'.

  • @joward481
    @joward481 2 місяці тому +10

    😂😂 brilliant 👏👏

  • @theholyrogue
    @theholyrogue 2 місяці тому +8

    Superb!

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  2 місяці тому +1

      Thanks for watching. Don't forget to like and subscribe 🙌👽

  • @lorigesch1295
    @lorigesch1295 2 місяці тому +12

    Um…the magic 8 ball can’t predict the future??? Seriously, this IS brilliant! ❤❤❤

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  2 місяці тому +3

      Thanks for watching. Glad you enjoyed! 🙌🏻

    • @animated_ads
      @animated_ads 2 місяці тому +2

      I think we might have a SP here... he doesn't believe in my magic balls...

  • @MariaDimotsi
    @MariaDimotsi 2 місяці тому +7

    😂😂😂Hi from Greece 🇬🇷 I can't 🤣🤣!! Imagine that was Davie telling all these for real!!🤣🤣🤣"Oh!! The magic eightball!!"👏 Perfect!! ❤️ Maria

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  2 місяці тому +3

      Good evening. Thanks for watching. Could we interest you in a free personality test?

    • @MariaDimotsi
      @MariaDimotsi 2 місяці тому +1

      @@ChurchOfSatire-tology Good morning from Greece, About 12:20 pm here, still morning 🌅, still summer 😅
      Gladly I'll take a personality test, drive them a little bit crazy 🤣 Not my fault,my other life personality ☺️
      ♥️ Maria

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  2 місяці тому +1

      @@MariaDimotsi Fantastic! We need to get our stats up and quick. Please go along to your nearest 'ideal org' so that we can pressure you into unnecessarily purchasing 5 copies of Dianetics. 🤣📚💰💳

    • @MariaDimotsi
      @MariaDimotsi 2 місяці тому +1

      @@ChurchOfSatire-tology God damn it!!😂😂 I can't,I live in Zakynthos isl, Ionean sea, West Greece, and the 'ideal org' is just
      a building in Athens, nobody knows what it is!! Oh no!! WTF am I suppose to do now?? As for Dianetics a bookstore promoted it in my wall,now disappeared for a long time ago!! The magic 8ball will tell me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
      ♥️ Maria

  • @tonihoban8350
    @tonihoban8350 2 місяці тому +2

    Amazing work! Love it!

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  2 місяці тому

      The video, or are you 2D flowing us? Either way... thanks for the ideal vibes.💫

    • @tonihoban8350
      @tonihoban8350 17 днів тому +1

      @@ChurchOfSatire-tology 😂😂😂

  • @Arkansasflamingo
    @Arkansasflamingo 2 місяці тому +11

    So flippin’ funny!!

  • @Indigos-InsightsScientoloT-v3m
    @Indigos-InsightsScientoloT-v3m 2 місяці тому +7

    Hello!
    You have a new Sub, sent by Literally No-One. I couldn't stop laughing about the close-ups and how well the truth fit into the main video. I should say, also, that I've seen the original video in my early research on Scientology, so the edits were so much more enjoyable.
    Keep on making this great content!
    ~ Indigo's Insights/Indigo-Twin[Mx]

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  2 місяці тому +5

      This is just a montage of clips that never made the final cut of the original... 🤣 Thanks for watching!

    • @Indigos-InsightsScientoloT-v3m
      @Indigos-InsightsScientoloT-v3m 2 місяці тому +5

      @@ChurchOfSatire-tology You still had me in stitches! I couldn't stop laughing at the zoom in on "best best best friend Tom Cruise."

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  2 місяці тому +4

      @@Indigos-InsightsScientoloT-v3m A classy edit to emphasise just how close our C.O.B is with superstar millionaire A-lister and Freedom Medal of Valor recipient, Tommy 'Top Gun' Cruise. 🥰🥰

  • @tammiewilson5185
    @tammiewilson5185 2 місяці тому +8

    AMAZING!

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  2 місяці тому +2

      Almost as amazing as completing the bridge to total freedom. 😁

  • @NoNameInNW
    @NoNameInNW 2 місяці тому +3

    His head is so big and so pretty. The makeup bill must be outrageous!

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  2 місяці тому +1

      Mr Miscavige will do anything to distract from his height… 🍀

  • @elizabethconnolly3260
    @elizabethconnolly3260 2 місяці тому +11

    Just great!

  • @Stacespiria
    @Stacespiria 2 місяці тому +8

    A new vision to haunt my dreams 🤣

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  2 місяці тому +3

      Could be worse... could've been our true-to-life genius founder, L. Ron Hubbard 😬

    • @georgemassey7876
      @georgemassey7876 2 місяці тому +2

      Awwwww, you found a replacement for me? I feel like I’ve been kicked to the curb, now. You’re welcome to DM. 😂😂😂😂

  • @fullROM
    @fullROM 2 місяці тому +6

    This is so good

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  2 місяці тому +1

      Almost as good as Going Clear and completing the "Bridge to total Freedom".

  • @sabineweber8742
    @sabineweber8742 17 днів тому +2

    David , die alte kalkleiste.

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  17 днів тому

      @sabineweber8742 - I see David’s Kalkleiste is getting international attention! 😂 Thanks for the comment. Glad you’re enjoying the satire! Danke!

  • @robhernandez3593
    @robhernandez3593 Місяць тому +3

    I knew Xenu was real!

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  Місяць тому

      @robhernandez3593 - Xenu sends his regards from the Galactic Confederacy! 👽😂

  • @tinathelasttwenty1249
    @tinathelasttwenty1249 2 місяці тому +2

    This is brilliant, thank you 🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇

  • @arfriedman4577
    @arfriedman4577 11 днів тому +1

    A few years ago a yt video said shelley is missing. I hope shes ok and alive.
    Then theres a guy that scowls at robots, the police, and people to not talk to the LA staff members.
    Its great sebastian remains unfazed. Sebastian seems like a nice guy. I feel bad he gets verbal torture.
    Scientology has its own circus.
    Sending prayers and love to all. Scientology isnt my religion.

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  11 днів тому

      @arfriedman4577 - It’s so important to talk about things like Shelley’s disappearance. It’s hard not to feel for people like Sebastian who stay strong despite the chaos around them. The more we shine a light on these issues, the harder it becomes for them to stay hidden in the shadows. Thanks for being part of the conversation!

    • @arfriedman4577
      @arfriedman4577 11 днів тому +1

      @ChurchOfSatire-tology thanks for writing me. I wish you a cheery holiday season and bright new year if you celebrate.
      I did write I felt bad people harass sebastian.

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  11 днів тому

      @@arfriedman4577 - Happy Holidays to you too!

  • @PerthScientologyAudit
    @PerthScientologyAudit 2 місяці тому +8

    I really badly want to know what app people use to do these! 😂😂😂😂

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  2 місяці тому +6

      App? Are you suggesting this video is fake? I thought this video was the real deal. It had me convinced... 🤣

    • @PerthScientologyAudit
      @PerthScientologyAudit 2 місяці тому +4

      @@ChurchOfSatire-tology yeah, well you bloody would wouldn’t you! 🤣🤣

  • @robbiebob6267
    @robbiebob6267 Місяць тому +3

    Thank you david miscavige for being frank, honest, and upfront description of the cult.... & You're a crook!!
    Great video!.

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  Місяць тому +1

      @robbiebob6267 - We'll make sure that our ecclesiastical leader Davey Miscavige personally reads your comment . Thank you for watching. Make sure to subscribe to continue on your path to enlightenment💫.

  • @fairyspunfibers9098
    @fairyspunfibers9098 Місяць тому +1

    BA-HAHAHAHAHA! 😂😅😆😂 SOO GOOD!
    Oh, and yes...liked and subscribed. 😊👍

  • @mischiefmanaged444
    @mischiefmanaged444 2 місяці тому +10

    Very very very very very very best friend. 😆

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  2 місяці тому +7

      Very very very very very very very very very best friend 😉

    • @mischiefmanaged444
      @mischiefmanaged444 2 місяці тому +8

      Naturally. The wee fellas have to stick together. 😆

  • @maxib870
    @maxib870 24 дні тому +2

    Very clever.so funny 😂

  • @pierre3802
    @pierre3802 4 дні тому +1

    This is the best 😂😂😂

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  3 дні тому

      @@pierre3802 - The best? High praise! Even better than Golden Age of Tech? 😂

  • @StyleAudit1A
    @StyleAudit1A 2 місяці тому +4

    Omg me rolling on the floor laughing

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  2 місяці тому +1

      Thanks for watching! Could we also interest you in a free personality test? 💫

    • @StyleAudit1A
      @StyleAudit1A 2 місяці тому

      @@ChurchOfSatire-tology yes. Can I interest you in a free doodle reading? Lol

    • @animated_ads
      @animated_ads 2 місяці тому

      Unless you are a level XIII you are not allowed to perform the rolling on the floor pissing yourself top secret spiritual practice. If you do it again, we will have to refer you to the office for checking your phone records and going through your emails and vetting your potential sexual mates.

  • @Redfleminem
    @Redfleminem 26 днів тому +2

    🤣

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  26 днів тому

      @@Redfleminem Thanks for watching! Make sure to subscribe for more profound and spiritually enlightening content. 💫👽🌋

  • @yrb9128
    @yrb9128 2 місяці тому +2

    Spread the site and visit the Orgs and record the truth. Or support the protesters battling the Organizations attempt to communicate with the rank and file members and children and elders in Sea Org.

  • @BeeeeitchMrisker
    @BeeeeitchMrisker 2 місяці тому +2

    Awwww look at those wittle lift shoes

  • @Robert08010
    @Robert08010 6 днів тому +1

    Why is Dan Connor's voice coming out of Tiny Li'l Davey Miscarriage's mouth?

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  5 днів тому +1

      @Robert08010 - We aim for authenticity here at Golden Era Parodies. Next time, we’ll go full Darth Vader.

  • @bridge1872
    @bridge1872 2 місяці тому +1

    🤣love this !

  • @CinderellyCinderelly-v3i
    @CinderellyCinderelly-v3i 2 місяці тому +8

    Very creepy

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  2 місяці тому +5

      Thats not a very nice thing to say about our ecclesiastical leader, Captain Davey Miscavige.

    • @LiterallyNoOneSP
      @LiterallyNoOneSP 2 місяці тому +2

      @@ChurchOfSatire-tology😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thermionicist
    @thermionicist Місяць тому +2

    is this connected to lutheran satire at all lol

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  Місяць тому +1

      @@thermionicist We have no idea what you mean… that comment is as confusing as the writings of our true-to-life founder, L. Ron Hubbard. Thanks for watching! 💫🌋👽

  • @MarygraceTOBDNCNG
    @MarygraceTOBDNCNG 2 місяці тому +2

    LOL!

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  2 місяці тому

      lol? Are you mocking our absurd beliefs? 🤔 That’s religious bigotry.

  • @astral7080
    @astral7080 7 днів тому +1

    haha... pathetic, empty buildings

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  7 днів тому

      @astral7080 - But think of the possibilities... dance studios, laser tag arenas, maybe even storage for all those unsold Dianetics books. The potential is endless! 🤷‍♂

  • @Handsdownnoplan
    @Handsdownnoplan 23 дні тому +2

    Ai

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  23 дні тому

      @Handsdownnoplan - AI bringing more transparency than Scientology ever has! 🤖✨ Thanks for watching! 💫👽🌋

  • @janeentumbao8690
    @janeentumbao8690 Місяць тому +1

    I'm gonna be 100% honest.
    I've read some of their books. I've watched some of their programs.
    It's not bad. In fact, it's useful and it does work.
    Watch "The Problems of Work" or "The Fundamentals of Thought". It's free. You can watch it any time. And no one will bug you.
    I even stopped by their church in Chicago. They seemed like perfectly decent people.
    My point(s)?
    Don't knock it if you haven't tried it, or at least to quote them, see for yourself.
    And there's more than one source of information out there. And you don't have to agree with everything. Like the Bible or any other religion.
    And if it doesn't work, doesn't make any sense, disregard it and move on.
    Nope. I'm not a Scientologist nor do I play one on TV. 😂

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  Місяць тому +1

      @@janeentumbao8690 - Thanks for sharing your experience. We’re glad to hear that it was a positive one. It’s always good to hear from different perspectives! It’s true that some ideas in Scientology might seem practical on the surface, and many people have explored those initial teachings with interest. But we’d encourage you to also check out insights from former members and trusted sources who’ve had years inside the organization, like Leah Remini’s “Scientology and the Aftermath” or “HBO Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief”. There are also many books by ex-Scientologists, many of which describe manipulative practices, financial demands, and even abusive control tactics that don’t show up in those first few courses.
      Ultimately, a lot of people have found that what starts as a self-help journey leads into something quite different. Whatever path you choose, just remember that information from all sides is key to making an informed decision… Especially when it involves personal freedom. Stay curious, keep an open mind and keep an eye on your wallet! 💫👽🌋

    • @janeentumbao8690
      @janeentumbao8690 Місяць тому +1

      @ChurchOfSatire-tology I have no plans to join ANY church ever again.
      I was raised Baptist and the was a Christian.
      I decided to stop going to church about a decade ago because I just stopped believing in what they were teaching.
      And I didn't like how so many churches passed around the collection plate, but didn't offer classes on financial literacy.
      And it got to the point of the same behaviors from "Christians" were no better than some "heathens".😄
      And yeah, I saw a few of the YT channels/ect you've mentioned.
      Truth is I see much of the garbage in many other religions as I do with Scientology. Many of the constantly having their hands out for money, controlling and if you disagree with them, you're banished.

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  Місяць тому +1

      @ - We totally understand where you’re coming from! There’s definitely a pattern across many organizations that can feel more focused on finances and control than genuine support or growth. And it’s always wise to be wary of any group that starts with something helpful but slowly shifts to pressure or asks for more than it gives.
      While Scientology might have some introductory materials that seem practical, many former members describe how quickly things changed as they got further in. So staying cautious is key… and keeping that healthy skepticism you’ve already got! Thanks for sharing your thoughts and keeping the conversation open. We wish you the best in finding the answers that resonate with you, no strings attached. 😊💫👽🌋