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@Kahunahu - You’re the best! Thanks for the sub and for sharing the love… we’ve got plenty more on the way! New video coming later today! 🎥🎞️

@Kahunahu - Your laughter just shattered an entire implant station on Venus. Excellent work, suppressive being! 😂🌌

@Kahunahu - Documentary? I like to think of it as ‘truth… with extra sarcasm.’ 😂 We’d like to thank our sea-org staff at Golden Era Parodies! 💫🌋👽

@thomasriddle2397 - We think they settled it the same way they settle everything in Scientology-on a stack of Dianetics books! 😂

@VAPIDISM - Haha, we hear they’re already planning the sequel: Mission: Unflushable. 😂💩

@ChurchOfSatire-tology Thats nearly as good as mine 😆 Though yours can be rightly titled Joke Number 2 😂

@someguy-k2h - Haha, fair point…. 'relevant' might have been giving them too much credit! As for the Mormons, they’re not on our radar. Scientology keeps us busy enough with their endless material for satire. It’s truly the gift that keeps on giving! Thank you for watching and make sure to subscribe for more profound and spiritually enlightening content. 💫🌋👽

@RibeyeJonesey - Accurate documentary? Great, now we just need to figure out how to convince Netflix to pick it up! 😂😂😂 Scientology provided so much ‘source material’ that we just couldn’t make anything up! 🤣🤣🤣

@ChurchOfSatire-tology I lived about 2 blocks away from the celebrity centre in Hollywood and they had their office a block away from my studio on Hollywood Boulevard. Let me tell you, as I am sure you know, these people are looney. I lost a few artists to the cult because they gave their money to buy books and sit in a sauna for a week. Very dangerous to people who have poor critical thinking skills.

@fishfuxors - A 2-million-year-old housebroken Thetan? That’s impressive. Ours is still working on its OT levels… might need a little more auditing. 🤣🤣💫🌋👽

@thejudgementalcat - Seems like your brother was too sane for them. If only he'd shown a few more ‘unseen’ disorders, they might've signed him up for OT9! Thanks for subscribing and beginning your journey on the ‘Bridge to total freedom’. 💫🌋👽

@daveluck5717 - Totally agree! 'Succinct and on point' is definitely how we’d describe a guy who can talk for hours without actually answering a question. Bravo, indeed! 😂

@daveluck5717 - Ah yes, ‘11 thousand’-just one of the many small prices they charge for enlightenment, right? 🙄

@markaxworthy2508 - Yeah, satire is all about being completely not true, like how L. Ron Hubbard definitely didn’t come up with the ultimate answer to the universe while writing sci-fi. 📚💫🌋👽

@TheFuturePerfectChannel - In the name of Xenu, we humbly accept your praise! Now if only we could convince the IRS to subscribe too... 😉 Make sure to subscribe for more satire, laughs, and galactic truth bombs! 💫🌋👽

@PercivalBlakeney - You made it further than we did! We got stuck in the glossary trying to figure out if ‘engram’ was a typo. 😂 💫🌋👽

@ChurchOfSatire-tology ua-cam.com/video/i3e9pJFqH5Q/v-deo.htmlsi=-dRTiX6-FaIl3QXO 😉

@danielleamcgee4251 - True, but we’re guessing they’ll stick with using those empty buildings as exclusive ‘spiritual’ spaces where the only thing getting cleared is your bank account. 💸

'Spiritual spaces' sounds Zen....except for the scam part. Before I read your reply to my comment, I watched a couple of your videos and Subscribed. Entertaining, educational, and providing an important public service in exposing Scientology. I have come across many Ex-Jehovah's Witnesses who have watched Scientology exposing content (because that's safe to watch) and noticed some similarities to their own cult. Some Mormons, too. I appreciate your public service, done with creativity. I am a 'never-in' but have learned enough about Scientology to understand most of the references, such as 'clear'. I grew weary of the drama on the other channels, so am happy to find yours focusing on the original task of exposing Scientology in an entertaining way. Thank you for your work. (and play) . ☺️

@ailensoup2420 - It was probably a ‘buy one medal, get a lifetime supply of OT levels’ deal. 😂

Cruise is 5'3

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@Hanking-Warry - At last, a match made in height heaven… except for the fact that David’s still got to look up to Tom’s ego. 😂

@guidedmeditation2396 - Rumor has it, she’s in ‘The Hole’... we mean, ‘a very special Sea Org assignment,’ working on the next big PR campaign. 🤫📜

@michaelcrismani.1 - this is….? 👀

@cchester543 - Yes, they still have tax-exempt status, granted back in 1993 after a very contentious process. Many people think it's time for that decision to be revisited, especially considering their focus on real estate and high-pressure sales tactics rather than community service.

@andrewkosyjana7477 - Ha! Let’s hope they don’t start asking for 'donations' to climb a metaphorical OT Bridge of Coverage, or make us sign billion-year contracts for health plans! 😅 Thanks for the laugh… dark humor, but fitting!

@ChurchOfSatire-tology we'll see what happens in January 20th 😢

@revcc1 - It’s a proud legacy: cults vs. cartoons! Maybe it’s time for a South Park sequel, Operation: Save Shelley. 🍿👀

@OceanusHelios - We aim to keep it classy while still delivering the truth. Glad you enjoyed the poetic touch! 😊

@UncleDavesKitchen - Wow, knowing Paul Twitchell must have been fascinating! His connection to L. Ron Hubbard and eventual creation of Eckankar is such an interesting part of spiritual history. Eckankar seems like it took a very different direction compared to Scientology, focusing on personal spiritual freedom rather than rigid organizational control. Did Paul ever share specific stories about what led him to part ways with Hubbard or insights on Hubbard’s methods? We'd love to hear more!Sounds like you’ve got a unique perspective to share! We’re sure Aaron at @GrowingUpInScientology would be interested to hear some of your stories too!

@ChurchOfSatire-tology Paul was a lovely man and cared so much for others. I was with him the night he died, shared his last meal with him. One thing Paul said was he wanted to teach out of body travel and Ron was adamantly against it. He said the path started out wholesome but changed. Paul left and teamed up with Kirpal Singh.

@@UncleDavesKitchen - Wow, that’s such a personal and fascinating connection to history! It must have been such a profound experience to share Paul’s last meal with him. Thanks for sharing this memory with us!

@ChurchOfSatire-tology I stayed in communication with Gail for decades. I think I'll make a video on some experiences with Paul. The was so loving with so much insight.

@@UncleDavesKitchen - We would love to watch that! Looking forward to your video with your stories. 🙌🏻

@merediths2cents - Wow, that’s fascinating insight from a front-row seat to the world of Scientology mailing lists! 📬 Did the amount of mail ever make you wonder if they were trying to audit their mailbox? 😂 You’re probably right about the tax angle-Scientology loves finding creative ways to funnel wealth while calling it 'religion.' Thanks for sharing that unique perspective from your route-it paints quite the picture of the 'ideal public Scientologist' profile!

@paulweber8954 - I’m sure David Miscavige will have a staff meeting to decide how to market to him before he gets here. ‘Jesus, the original OT!’ 🌟

@58lanie - Don’t worry, even his ex-wives probably feel the same way. 😂

@gsau3000 - Scientology: where satire writes itself! When truth and absurdity overlap this much, it really does blur the line between satire and reality. Makes our job easy! Glad you enjoyed the ‘totally real and accurate documentary.’ 😂

@MariaDimotsi - Haha, exactly! ‘Self-awareness’ must be an unlisted OT power-they’re saving that for OT XI! 😂❤ Thanks for the laughs, Maria!

@ChurchOfSatire-tology 🤣🤣🤣 Anytime!! Shh! 🤫 Don't tell anyone! I have all those OT levels! 😂😂Thank you for your work 👏 ❤️ Maria Greece 🇬🇷 across the seas!

@deanpixx - A solid suggestion! But Watchtower doesn’t quite have the glitz of Scientology-less Hollywood, more awkward doorstep conversations. Still, both know how to make a buck! 💸🛎

@hma237 - True, it’s a critique... but you’ve got to admit, it’s hard to parody something that’s already a walking punchline. 🤷‍♂ Scientology basically writes the jokes for us, we just connect the dots! 💫

@davido3395 - True! The Jehovah's Witnesses have mastered eco-friendly proselytizing, while Scientology is still busy printing millions of glossy booklets nobody asked for. 🌍💚 Maybe next they'll offer e-meter audits via QR code-saving paper and your wallet! 📄🔋💸

@knelle1114 - That’s why they call him ‘Captain’... Miscavige has to stand on a stack of Dianetics books just to see over the steering wheel of the Sea Org. 😂

@GhostofVale - Thanks! It's amazing how those 'audits' reveal so much... just not in the way Scientology intended! 😂 Sometimes the best way to expose the absurdity is to let their own material do the talking. 💫📼

@JudgeFredd - Thank you! David Miscavige personally approved this one... He’s trying to outdo North Korean propaganda. 😅🎥✨

@knelle1114 - Narconon shutting down? Say it ain’t so! What will we do without their world-famous detox program of saunas, vitamins, and blaming everything on past lives? Guess they'll need a new way to recruit unsuspecting people into Scientology. Maybe a juice cleanse next? 🍋🔥🙃

Xenu isn’t their god. He is an evil being who buried a bunch of Thetans in a volcano and then dropped hydrogen bombs on it, but the Thetans then escaped and possessed human bodies full of other Thetans, and through auditing they can free themselves of Thetans. Xenu isn’t taught until OT3 so by then they’ve already payed hundreds of thousands of dollars to get there.

@JeffreyRacey-l5j - Xenu’s lawyers are very protective of his copyright... something about not wanting to be associated with low-budget parody videos. 🙄👽💼🤣

@JeffreyRacey-l5j - We just got off a call to Xenu. Honestly, Xenu said he was tired of being typecast as a villain. He’s pitching a reality show called Keeping Up with the Thetans. 😂📺👽

@XavierCortez-j2m - Criminal enterprise is such a harsh term. We believe the correct phrase is Global Ecclesiastical Real Estate Syndicate. 🌍🏢💸