The original was released on the Ghost EP. Coincidence? Really love the direction you took with the cover. Less sparse/more polished production, but you kept the angsty longing of the singing... makes the lyrics that much more hilariously absurd
Lyrics: Why are you calling him Brandon? House MD and Shark Tank always haunt me (haunt me) Why’s the chat callin (callin) Callin you Brandon? (Brandon) Seems like you don’t give a fuck ‘bout E.S.T. (‘bou E.S.T.) Is that why Chat has (Chat has) Chat has a union! Maybe if you click go-live way sooner Chatters wouldn't Spam that you’re a boomer I’m scrollin Twitch Dot TV and your stream keeps on showing up Maybe i'll tune in this time and see what the fuck’s going on Maybe if you click go-live way sooner Chatters wouldn't Spam that you’re a boomer (you’re a boomer) They call you Brandon Who the fuck is Brandon? Don't know what chat’s finding so damn funny (so damn funny) They’re spamming ican (ican) Every Second (every second) And I just dono-ed all of my life savings (all of my life savings) *Ah hey thanks for the $5-psych i'm not reading that shit, fuck you Why didn't you read? (read) Read my message! Maybe if you didn’t skip the Reddit People wouldn’t post spoons every second I posted a song on there and you scrolled right past it one time :( Then you watched a five minute shit-post you didn't even like Maybe if you really did Marketing Monday SBF wouldn’t have embezzled money I don't know who that guy is he just looks like a Redditor Maybe you're just pissed that Tom Brady ain’t your Ambassador (ain’t your Ambassador) Video essays are such a bore They’ve all said the exact same shit before I would donate some gifities but I’m broke… Broooke But maybe I could write a silly song I hope this hasn't gone up for too long I spent too much time watching Atrioc Holy shit I need to get a Job! (a job) (a job. I need to get employed) (maybe if you click go-live way sooner) (chatters wouldn't Spam that you’re a boomer) Maybe if you didn’t skip the Reddit People wouldn’t post spoons every second I posted a song on there and you scrolled right past it one time :( Then you watched a 5 minute shit-post you didn't even like Maybe if you really did Marketing Monday SBF wouldn’t have embezzled money I don't know who that guy is he just looks like a Redditor Maybe you're just pissed that Tom Brady ain’t your Ambassador (Job!) (A Job!) (A Job) (I need to get employed) *some ooooo’s and ahhh’s* *god sax interlude* Just before my sub ran out a chatter said “X dot com sounds way better than Twitter” and you said “X sounds like a porn site Who calls it that? If you call it X you’re a little bitch” On a pirated version of Photoshop In the Twitch dot tv screen light I added a pic of Atrioc Ooh Atrioc And I [soulfully] put his face on a spoon and I posted it on the subreddit. Twice. so You’re out of subs and I’m out of primes Low-effort content is so so sweet Oh Elon could charge the one-dollar-fee (Oooo Brandon) And you will still react to tweets Oh you still react, to tweets (still react) (still react) (to tweets) (to tweets) (I’m not calling it X, cause that pronunciation is for bitches) I’m a lurking chatter Sometimes I type ‘ican’ I’m frightened by the Ludbuds And I’m drawn to those who type funny things Oh I remember that time you called a viewer on stream and said his job was shit Well sure your job is shit too Cause you’re the one who has to sit in your chair and watch Chat repeat the same bits as you You’re out of subs and I’m out of primes Low-effort content looks so sweet Oh Elon could charge the one-dollar-fee (Oooo Brandon) And you will still react to tweets Oh you still react, to tweets
I met a woman Her bits were just like yours She knew you were live She said her name was Ari She said. Watch him, get him to end stream if you can But, be prepared to like liquid death water sparkling Ooohh You’re out of subs and I’m out of primes Low-effort content looks so so sweet Oh Elon could charge the one-dollar-fee (Ooooh Brandon) And you would still react to tweets You’d still react, to tweets Still react, react to tweets Oh Brandon *final Ohhs and Ahhs*
@@dcgamer1027it also sounds more like “why are you calling *him* Brandon” not “why are you calling *me* Brandon” for the first line, but I could be wrong.
Out of all the bangers on this album this is unironically my favorite lmao
Prog masterpiece
Same fr
2:58 it's just crazy how good that sounds
Damn, I prefer Every Trade's Embarassing to the original. Any chance it can get it's own track?
chillaxx just cant ever miss
2:50-3:10 just goes so hard
The original was released on the Ghost EP. Coincidence?
Really love the direction you took with the cover. Less sparse/more polished production, but you kept the angsty longing of the singing... makes the lyrics that much more hilariously absurd
link to the original?
@@clone1496description
This song is hilarious
Crisp sax🔥
Lyrics:
Why are you calling him Brandon?
House MD and Shark Tank always haunt me (haunt me)
Why’s the chat callin (callin)
Callin you Brandon? (Brandon)
Seems like you don’t give a fuck ‘bout E.S.T. (‘bou E.S.T.)
Is that why Chat has (Chat has)
Chat has a union!
Maybe if you click go-live way sooner
Chatters wouldn't Spam that you’re a boomer
I’m scrollin Twitch Dot TV and your stream keeps on showing up
Maybe i'll tune in this time and see what the fuck’s going on
Maybe if you click go-live way sooner
Chatters wouldn't Spam that you’re a boomer (you’re a boomer)
They call you Brandon
Who the fuck is Brandon?
Don't know what chat’s finding so damn funny (so damn funny)
They’re spamming ican (ican)
Every Second (every second)
And I just dono-ed all of my life savings (all of my life savings)
*Ah hey thanks for the $5-psych i'm not reading that shit, fuck you
Why didn't you read? (read)
Read my message!
Maybe if you didn’t skip the Reddit
People wouldn’t post spoons every second
I posted a song on there and you scrolled right past it one time :(
Then you watched a five minute shit-post you didn't even like
Maybe if you really did Marketing Monday
SBF wouldn’t have embezzled money
I don't know who that guy is he just looks like a Redditor
Maybe you're just pissed that Tom Brady ain’t your Ambassador
(ain’t your Ambassador)
Video essays are such a bore
They’ve all said the exact same shit before
I would donate some gifities but I’m broke… Broooke
But maybe I could write a silly song
I hope this hasn't gone up for too long
I spent too much time watching Atrioc
Holy shit I need to get a Job! (a job)
(a job. I need to get employed)
(maybe if you click go-live way sooner)
(chatters wouldn't Spam that you’re a boomer)
Maybe if you didn’t skip the Reddit
People wouldn’t post spoons every second
I posted a song on there and you scrolled right past it one time :(
Then you watched a 5 minute shit-post you didn't even like
Maybe if you really did Marketing Monday
SBF wouldn’t have embezzled money
I don't know who that guy is he just looks like a Redditor
Maybe you're just pissed that Tom Brady ain’t your Ambassador
(Job!) (A Job!) (A Job)
(I need to get employed)
*some ooooo’s and ahhh’s*
*god sax interlude*
Just before my sub ran out a chatter said
“X dot com sounds way better than Twitter” and you said
“X sounds like a porn site
Who calls it that?
If you call it X you’re a little bitch”
On a pirated version of Photoshop
In the Twitch dot tv screen light
I added a pic of Atrioc
Ooh Atrioc
And I [soulfully] put his face on a spoon and
I posted it on the subreddit. Twice. so
You’re out of subs and I’m out of primes
Low-effort content is so so sweet
Oh Elon could charge the one-dollar-fee (Oooo Brandon)
And you will still react to tweets
Oh you still react, to tweets
(still react) (still react)
(to tweets) (to tweets)
(I’m not calling it X, cause that pronunciation is for bitches)
I’m a lurking chatter
Sometimes I type ‘ican’
I’m frightened by the Ludbuds
And I’m drawn to those who type funny things
Oh I remember that time you called a viewer on stream and said his job was shit
Well sure your job is shit too
Cause you’re the one who has to sit in your chair and watch
Chat repeat the same bits as you
You’re out of subs and I’m out of primes
Low-effort content looks so sweet
Oh Elon could charge the one-dollar-fee (Oooo Brandon)
And you will still react to tweets
Oh you still react, to tweets
I met a woman
Her bits were just like yours
She knew you were live
She said her name was Ari
She said. Watch him, get him to end stream if you can
But, be prepared to like liquid death water sparkling
Ooohh
You’re out of subs and I’m out of primes
Low-effort content looks so so sweet
Oh Elon could charge the one-dollar-fee (Ooooh Brandon)
And you would still react to tweets
You’d still react, to tweets
Still react, react to tweets Oh Brandon
*final Ohhs and Ahhs*
thanks for this! i couldnt figure out that last bar in the Ari verse
Btw I think it's "House MD and Shark Tank always haunt me" in the second line
Oh and "scrollin" instead of "schoolin"
@@The8thJester yeah u right, thanks. I couldn't figure that shark tank line out for the life of me lol, listened to it like a dozen times.
@@dcgamer1027it also sounds more like “why are you calling *him* Brandon” not “why are you calling *me* Brandon” for the first line, but I could be wrong.
he really does need to get a job
Ong
Can't believe Bon Iver hoped on the album!
This goes so damn hard
Dropspindle's voice is amazing. Legit country singer 🎉
this is the ACLU's "sing about me/im dying of thirst"
LOOL TRUE
Actually might be my favorite 😂
AMAZING
Still flames
Best of the album with the train song
🔥
Are these both original? If not, what are they covers of?
credits r in the description
@@pawadunso they are, thanks
They are both parodies
My ONLY gripe with the song: you rhyme «bore» with «before» and then BROKE instead of POOR
wish the songs were separated