I gotta say, I was in the same boat as him. I thought they at least got something slightly better. But hearing it didn't shock me more like "oh, that sucks".
Mario maker series will never die as long as we have heroes like Alex the 9 inspiring generations of makers to come and create their Minecraft experiences on the platform.
When they said “would you eat a cheep cheep?” Memories long forgotten of wanting to eat cheep cheeps as a kid awakened in me. I always figured the green one would taste like cheap pink salmon and I never actually thought about eating the red one.
My high school cafeteria was run by 3 red seal chefs. So alongside your standard fare was a lot of Indian cuisine, or as you would put it, the curry went crazy
That chimichanga thing Alpha is talking about is what my school calls a crispito, and the liquid cheese does go hard. So sad that Tisons doesn't make it anymore.
One of my favorite school lunch was the meatball grinder and tater tots. Like 4-5 meatballs on a soppy grinder roll, and they let us put our own shredded cheese (I'm not even sure it was mozzarella, it had like the consistency of rubber; they also did that with grilled onions with cheesesteak sandwiches, let us put our own onions on them), and the tater tots were nice and crispy. Also, now that I'm thinking about it, every now and then they did fresh-made pulled-pork, like Spanish-style pulled-pork; pernil I think it's called, there were even chunks of crispy skin and pork-belly. I also had a friend in high school who worked in a Duchess at the time, this was that era where they wanted the kids to eat healthy so they got rid of salt and all the good things from the vending machines, he basically brought this big-ass ziploc bag full of salt-packets he swiped from work and sold them at school during lunch. Like 1 buck for 10 packets. He kept getting in trouble with the school about it, eventually they stopped caring; it's like he was a drug-dealer.
he responded so goddamn fast and I don’t even understand the joke 😭 does altrive just eat fuckin keys??? he sounded so self satisfied at the joke. this man really is something to behold.
@@NextGenHoliness Wait... you play videos game while you hearing Alpharad Deluxe talking about politics, friends, the video game itself, etc.? That's a hit.
Billy, what was your favorite episode of Game Gru- I mean Alpharad Deluxe? "I like the episode when they talked about school lunch for a looooong time."
Yeah. I'm not sure what kinda crappy excuse for sloppy joes they're on about, but gimme a sloppy joe with a pile of plain Lays any day of the week so I can scoop up all the bits that fall off, and we're golden.
11:10 you can tell those enemies are fnaf references, blue shell is bonnie because they both have blue (purple is basically blue but less), goomba freddy because brown, koopa chika because yellow, foxy plant because red (and he's different)
Y'all out here talking about how you liked your high school cafeteria food meanwhile when I was in high school they would serve extremely raw chicken and say it was fine.
Id just like to say that as an ace attorney fan i can confirm jo's joke about ace attorney cases starting like "oh no! A dead body! And im holding the murder weapon!!" but theyre straight up innocent is accurate
Dude my school cafeteria had awesome lunches! They refused to miss, on my final year of high school they started giving us the option a couple times a week to just get like a bacon cheeseburger with onion rings in it. My school system had nothing but banger lunches, from Kindergarten all the way up to graduation. I had one, 1 single bad lunch while I was in school. It was hilariously a sloppy joe that I think got everyone in the school sick with some kind of food poisoning. I didn't finish it and I felt like throwing up afterwards and I never ate a sloppy joe at school after that. Fortunately, all the rest of the times they tried to feed us sloppy joes, they also offered the bacon cheeseburger with onion rings in the other line. Like everyone went to the other line, nobody wanted to risk the awful sloppy joe again.
The Joker reference Altrive was laughing at was blink-and-you'll-miss-it, but I am a bit disappointed we didn't get to see "Super ren amiyma World". I hope someone tried to make a SMM version of Persona 5, but with a name like "ren amiyma" it's even more promising.
I went to a poor school district in the Midwest in the middle of like, nowhere. They charged us $2.00 per water, and I think the best lunch we had was salad. The only thing we had that didn't make us sick were these meat roll ups, and sometimes we didn't have meat, so they made "meatless roll ups" The funniest part is we were so far out in the middle of nowhere, you'd have to drive 20 min. to get to a McDonald's - the catch is, we got 30 minutes for lunch and we weren't allowed to leave the premises. Good times
Damn you and your food talks. I absolutely loved the square pizza at my school. They did a chicken pizza and you could get a side of hot sauce, so we would spice that shit up and it was perfection. I once had to stay home because I was sick and cried when I realized it was Buffalo chicken pizza day. If you make a school cafeteria restaurant I will do my best to support you. I will not accept death until I taste my square pizza one last time
In high school there were these cheap ass cheese burgers with plastic cheese and the patty was like a cracker but once you put ketchup and pickles on that bad boy it was irresistible some how
Mario and five night s at friezes is awrso and I love you for you awesome gameplay and jo and his reflective nature that helps him learn from his mistakes
I don't know what's up with cafeteria food in the US but in Europe (specifically in Luxembourg) that shit sucked majorly. I ate that food when I was in primary school and so many times would I only touch a small percentage of what was on my plate. We got soup 2-3/5 days of the week (especially in winter) and the only one I could bear to eat was the tomato soup. Later my parents discovered that I have many severe food allergies, and once the cafeteria was given that information, the food I got was even worse, they came in these tin plates to be (re)heated and tasted like the worst food I've ever eaten (I've received the same in hospital). After a few weeks of that I ate at home (because I lived very close to the school) or took it with me.
Idk why but in elementary school I, every so often when getting the chicken sandwiches, would grab an additional piece of white bread, take the chicken out, and then put the slice of white bread between the buns from the chicken sandwich, thereby forming an entirely-bread sandwich. Shit slapped
Oh, we craving school pizza now? School Lunch Pizza (Gannie) Half sheet pan and line with parchment paper. CRUST: 2 2/3 flour 3/4 cup powdered milk 2 T sugar 1 pkt of quick rise yeast 1 tsp salt 1 2/3 C warm water (105-110°) 2 T veg oil FILLING: 1/2 lb. Italian sausage 1/2 lb. ground chuck 1/2 tsp pepper 1/2 tsp salt 1 (8 oz.) block mozzarella cheese, grated yourself SAUCE: 1 (6 oz.) can tomato paste 1 1/2 C water 1/3 olive oil 2 cloves garlic minces 1 tsp salt 1 tsp pepper 1/2 tbsp dried oregano 1/2 tbsp dried basil 1/2 tsp dried rosemary, crushed CRUST: 1) Preheat oven to 475° - spray pan with Pam and lay parchment paper down (Pam makes it stick) 2) In a large bowl - flour, powdered milk, sugar, yeast, salt - whisk to blend 3) Add oil to hot water (110°-115°) - pour into flour mixture 4) Stir with a wooden spoon until batter forms - don't worry about lumps - you just want no dry spots 5) spread dough into pan using fingertips till it's even if dough doesn't want to cooperate let rest 5 min. and try again Bake just crust 8-10 min. - remove from oven and set aside. 6) Brown meats till it resembles crumbles - set aside and drain meat also 7) get out pizza sauce - to partially baked crust assemble 1) sauce - spread all over crust 2) sprinkle meats 3) sprinkle cheese 4) bake at 475° 8-10 min till cheese melts and begins to brown 5) remove from oven let stand 5 min cut in slices + serve
If I had to eat a Pokémon, it'd definitely be the one that looks like ice cream, unless there's something in the Pokedex to suggest I shouldn't do this.
"Are we gonna play Splatoon 3 whenever it comes out?"
"Probably"
"Yeahhh I didn't think so either"
Truly the most alpharad deluxe exchange
Hit
Yes it is
miss!
@Shinta ayu miss
@Shinta ayu miss
Altrive being genuinely shocked to learn teachers ate the same school lunches as the students actually explains a lot about his worldviews.
I gotta say, I was in the same boat as him. I thought they at least got something slightly better. But hearing it didn't shock me more like "oh, that sucks".
He also seems to think that Pizza Huts inside Targets was always a thing.
I have a Starbucks instead of a pizza hut in the target near me
@@dejavu3547 Some have both.
@@CaptHayfever wait what? Thats a thing??
Did you know "Mario" and "FNAF" put together makes the word "Katana"?
that's a hit
Thats a hit
That’s a hit
Cool idea!
:0
20:40 "I also flew pretty close to the sun with that one"
Yeah, Jacob, that was pretty mid tier of you.
it was a miss
Hit!
A real life Pit, if you will
Mario maker series will never die as long as we have heroes like Alex the 9 inspiring generations of makers to come and create their Minecraft experiences on the platform.
When they said “would you eat a cheep cheep?” Memories long forgotten of wanting to eat cheep cheeps as a kid awakened in me. I always figured the green one would taste like cheap pink salmon and I never actually thought about eating the red one.
Now that you have a big brain what do you say red fishe teast like
I also wish to know.
I've never felt so betrayed in a video before, I hard read Nicktoon's Brawl and fell right on my ass
F
That’s a miss
thats a miss
AMONG US
Mario and fnaf :|
From now on whenever a half hour mario maker video comes out i have a very small amount of hope it is the footage from the auto level
Thats a miss
what? they take out the auto mario vid?
I love the part when Altrive calmly says "Mamma Mia" in tune and everybody ignores it.
I love how the Germany bit has been going on for 2 years
As someone in high-school right now, I guaranteed will not go to your cafeteria inspired restaurant. Also this episode is what some may call a "hit"
Hit
Yes!
Miss!
i can’t believe mr meow 9 predicted multiverses
My high school cafeteria was run by 3 red seal chefs. So alongside your standard fare was a lot of Indian cuisine, or as you would put it, the curry went crazy
You're telling me a seal cooked this curry? And a red one at that?
Alpharad kept incorrectly pronouncing "Rorschach" inkblot test and it pissed me off.
11/10 would expect nothing less of Alpharad Deluxe
Alpharad kept incorrectly pronouncing “Rorschach” inkblot test and it pissed me off.
11/10 would expect nothing less of Alpharad Deluxe
Alpharad kept incorrectly pronouncing "Rorschach" inkblot test and it pissed me off.
11/10 would expect nothing less of Alpharad Deluxe
Rorschach sauce
as someone who used to be a fredditor (recovery process is slow) i appreciate this video ending freddy for good
Hi relative :)
@@AntiCaesarReal hi are you halo
@@Relative258 yeah I am halo
Being nice to people? That's a hit
Fredditor, that’s a miss
That chimichanga thing Alpha is talking about is what my school calls a crispito, and the liquid cheese does go hard.
So sad that Tisons doesn't make it anymore.
Oh hell yeah the crispitos were the only thing worth getting at my high school cafeteria
the mr meow 9 guy predicted multiversus, he knows something we dont
One of my favorite school lunch was the meatball grinder and tater tots. Like 4-5 meatballs on a soppy grinder roll, and they let us put our own shredded cheese (I'm not even sure it was mozzarella, it had like the consistency of rubber; they also did that with grilled onions with cheesesteak sandwiches, let us put our own onions on them), and the tater tots were nice and crispy. Also, now that I'm thinking about it, every now and then they did fresh-made pulled-pork, like Spanish-style pulled-pork; pernil I think it's called, there were even chunks of crispy skin and pork-belly. I also had a friend in high school who worked in a Duchess at the time, this was that era where they wanted the kids to eat healthy so they got rid of salt and all the good things from the vending machines, he basically brought this big-ass ziploc bag full of salt-packets he swiped from work and sold them at school during lunch. Like 1 buck for 10 packets. He kept getting in trouble with the school about it, eventually they stopped caring; it's like he was a drug-dealer.
Alpharad can’t just go to high school but Jo can he’s got a teaching degree.
I do wanna see Jo eat the school lunches and see what he has to say when he realizes that there's no pizza in school.
@@duelmasteryuya1205 I think he knows
@@duelmasteryuya1205 my highschool had pizza lmao, it was fire
Next alpharad theater show: Alpharad gets his GED in High School Musical 2
@@duelmasteryuya1205 sorry going to school right now there literally is
26:17 I have never heard someone respond to a question this fast in my life
Lmaooo
he responded so goddamn fast and I don’t even understand the joke 😭 does altrive just eat fuckin keys??? he sounded so self satisfied at the joke. this man really is something to behold.
@@pomfpomf What would it taste like? Obviously it can't just be keys, because it is alive. Maybe he was just curious.
Really appreciate Altrive’s fnaf knowledge
0:27 was this right before MultiVersus was announced? Did Mr.Meow 9 make MultiVersus? So many questions that will never be answered.
Now that’s a hit
@eimi Fukada🌹🔴 miss
@eimi Fukada🌹🔴 Miss
@eimi Fukada🌹🔴 That's a miss
@eimi Fukada🌹🔴 that's a miss
Thats a miss
You know you had it good when you look back at high school food and hold anything but pure hatred for it.
Legit this is the type of content I put on in the background while studying. It soothes my ADD brain.
@@NextGenHoliness Wait... you play videos game while you hearing Alpharad Deluxe talking about politics, friends, the video game itself, etc.? That's a hit.
shoutouts to my fellow neurodivergent video-listeners in the chat
If you truly had ADHD, this would be distracting, not soothing. You probably have ADD.
@@JameyMcQueen you are correct
@@JameyMcQueen ADHD and ADD are pretty much the same thing with like one difference though
Billy, what was your favorite episode of Game Gru- I mean Alpharad Deluxe? "I like the episode when they talked about school lunch for a looooong time."
proffesional mario making players
17:00 bruh i literally ate a sloppy joe while watching this video i feel both scared and called out which only makes me more scared
Yeah. I'm not sure what kinda crappy excuse for sloppy joes they're on about, but gimme a sloppy joe with a pile of plain Lays any day of the week so I can scoop up all the bits that fall off, and we're golden.
28:03 i love that this is actually a pixel perfect lineup and jacob just goes "i did it" LMAO
edit: spoiler alert
dude spoilers
@@isaackaumeyer6847 sorry, I'll edit it
@@mimimelodyy Why did you put spoiler alert at the bottom lmao
@@odaciousL it's for people who haven't watched the whole video yet and don't want to be spoiled
@@mimimelodyy People read from the top
I think Mario is part of the FNAF lore
putting fnaf in the same sentence as mario is shitting on his legacy
11:10 you can tell those enemies are fnaf references, blue shell is bonnie because they both have blue (purple is basically blue but less), goomba freddy because brown, koopa chika because yellow, foxy plant because red (and he's different)
Simply amazing two of my favorite things brought together again in the year of 2021.
Good to see a homage to the classics in this day and age.
0:27 what a timely reference!
Imagine only having Chocolate and White milk choices. We had Strawberry
I missed sonic content so much! Thank you for bringing this series back!
Wow, this really says a lot about how many Freddy Fasbears it would take to beat Toad in Maroo
Alpharad asking Altrive what pokemon he would eat and him answering with no hesitation was so fucking funny
Especially since it was Klefki
Jacob: "I can't just go to High School anymore." I dunno, I would watch that series
Y'all out here talking about how you liked your high school cafeteria food meanwhile when I was in high school they would serve extremely raw chicken and say it was fine.
Should've just cooked it yourself
we don’t even have a cafeteria/hot lunch at my high school, they just expect you to either pack it yourself or drive off campus
Out of all the videos I’ve seen, this is definitely one of them
Out of all the videos I've only seen a bit of, this is one of them
it really is
no it isnt
@@l9324 dammit. my bad.
Being Australian I always get so thrown off hearing about the Target with a Pizza hut. We definitely don't have that
start one. grow a target yourself. graft a pizza hut onto it. live your dreams
0:25 bro predicted multiversus
I see fnf so many times that I forgot fnaf was something completely different.
"every target in existence has a pizza hut in it" mine doesnt :(
I'm confident in saying that NEO⭐Demon is the closest we'll get to Alex the 9 quality
There are 3 targets within 5 miles of my house and none of them have a pizza hut in them
"Would you eat a cheep cheep?"
Fried Fish *and* a side of wings? Sign me up anyday
Id just like to say that as an ace attorney fan i can confirm jo's joke about ace attorney cases starting like "oh no! A dead body! And im holding the murder weapon!!" but theyre straight up innocent is accurate
Dude my school cafeteria had awesome lunches! They refused to miss, on my final year of high school they started giving us the option a couple times a week to just get like a bacon cheeseburger with onion rings in it. My school system had nothing but banger lunches, from Kindergarten all the way up to graduation.
I had one, 1 single bad lunch while I was in school. It was hilariously a sloppy joe that I think got everyone in the school sick with some kind of food poisoning. I didn't finish it and I felt like throwing up afterwards and I never ate a sloppy joe at school after that. Fortunately, all the rest of the times they tried to feed us sloppy joes, they also offered the bacon cheeseburger with onion rings in the other line. Like everyone went to the other line, nobody wanted to risk the awful sloppy joe again.
I have never seen a target with a Pizza Hut in it and I feel betrayed
Thats a miss
Wish youtube allowed photo comments because this episode of Mario Maker was, *_ladies and gentlemen, a hit._*
The number 9 is like the letter D
one of the best names since Alex the 9
Thats a hit
The Joker reference Altrive was laughing at was blink-and-you'll-miss-it, but I am a bit disappointed we didn't get to see "Super ren amiyma World". I hope someone tried to make a SMM version of Persona 5, but with a name like "ren amiyma" it's even more promising.
“what’s wrong with your guys’s brains?” -josniffy
I have literally never heard of a pizza hut in a target
That’s a miss
I went to a poor school district in the Midwest in the middle of like, nowhere. They charged us $2.00 per water, and I think the best lunch we had was salad. The only thing we had that didn't make us sick were these meat roll ups, and sometimes we didn't have meat, so they made "meatless roll ups"
The funniest part is we were so far out in the middle of nowhere, you'd have to drive 20 min. to get to a McDonald's - the catch is, we got 30 minutes for lunch and we weren't allowed to leave the premises.
Good times
At my middle school meals were 3 dollars per, chips were 1 dollar, and small premade smoothies and water bottles were ALSO $3
As a school cafeteria worker, i actually know the brands and recipes. I guess i now hold some secrets? Lol
Yeah, School Cafeterias be like "Oh, you wanted Mashed Potatoes? Have some fuckin GLUED POTATOES!"
i opebed it like a square but put the straw in it and closed it again so the straw stuck out the top like a caprisun :)
mario is 100x better than fnaf lmao
The “9” to Alpharad Deluxe is the “D” to One Piece
The D stands for Deku
Ironically enough ninjis is also what papa John's now calls them after his training
Foxy 11:04 Golden Freddy 11:11 Freddy 11:14
I like the guy at 4:03 who drew an iPhone 5G for no apparent reason.
10:27 "Still better than lil pump"
I can relate to this on a personal level
I love that these videos double as a podcast
Damn you and your food talks. I absolutely loved the square pizza at my school. They did a chicken pizza and you could get a side of hot sauce, so we would spice that shit up and it was perfection. I once had to stay home because I was sick and cried when I realized it was Buffalo chicken pizza day. If you make a school cafeteria restaurant I will do my best to support you. I will not accept death until I taste my square pizza one last time
Dash didn't even hesitate in saying klefkey lol
Nah but i have some kid at my school who dresses up as mario DAILY and just looks at mario on his laptop all day 💀
“GD Mario… from Germany”
My brother is christ that is the flag of Finland
Edit: I’m atheist
Mario and fnaf truly matpats favorite things
In high school there were these cheap ass cheese burgers with plastic cheese and the patty was like a cracker but once you put ketchup and pickles on that bad boy it was irresistible some how
Words Jacob cannot say:
Fuel
Rorschach
Learned Alpharad is a raw milk drinker. Day ruined.
I was a home lunch kid. I never subjected myself to school lunch.
Mario and five night s at friezes is awrso and I love you for you awesome gameplay and jo and his reflective nature that helps him learn from his mistakes
I was that weird kid who brought his own lunch to school but ate nearly the exact same thing each day from 5th grade to 12th grade
I don't know what's up with cafeteria food in the US but in Europe (specifically in Luxembourg) that shit sucked majorly. I ate that food when I was in primary school and so many times would I only touch a small percentage of what was on my plate. We got soup 2-3/5 days of the week (especially in winter) and the only one I could bear to eat was the tomato soup. Later my parents discovered that I have many severe food allergies, and once the cafeteria was given that information, the food I got was even worse, they came in these tin plates to be (re)heated and tasted like the worst food I've ever eaten (I've received the same in hospital). After a few weeks of that I ate at home (because I lived very close to the school) or took it with me.
I think it just depends where you live because I alway hear snooty cafeteria food being terrible in the us
Why is it so entertaining to just listen to people talk about food?
Idk why but in elementary school I, every so often when getting the chicken sandwiches, would grab an additional piece of white bread, take the chicken out, and then put the slice of white bread between the buns from the chicken sandwich, thereby forming an entirely-bread sandwich. Shit slapped
What’s crazy is that shake shack was created on the idea of recreating school lunches as fast food
that rlly is how ace attorney be startin storylines ngl
Pizza Hut in target has got to be regional. I’ve never seen that in my life in nc or va. They got Starbucks in them.
alternate title: 3 bros talk about life for over 20 minutes playing super mario maker 2
Where I'm from, teachers pay twice as much for the lunches than students. They get a little bit more, but it's not equivalent.
It’s so funny hearing “square pizza” when you’re from STL
“alpharad deluxe uploaded: Mario and fnaf”
finally
I was a strawberry milk gang, one rare day they had cookies n cream milk, but my alltime favorite is when it freezes so its basically icecream instead
Wonder if the same school since im also from Tulsa (in elementary)
never once in my life have i seen a pizza hut in a target
Oh, we craving school pizza now?
School Lunch Pizza (Gannie)
Half sheet pan and line with parchment paper.
CRUST:
2 2/3 flour
3/4 cup powdered milk
2 T sugar
1 pkt of quick rise yeast
1 tsp salt
1 2/3 C warm water (105-110°)
2 T veg oil
FILLING:
1/2 lb. Italian sausage
1/2 lb. ground chuck
1/2 tsp pepper
1/2 tsp salt
1 (8 oz.) block mozzarella cheese, grated yourself
SAUCE:
1 (6 oz.) can tomato paste
1 1/2 C water
1/3 olive oil
2 cloves garlic minces
1 tsp salt
1 tsp pepper
1/2 tbsp dried oregano
1/2 tbsp dried basil
1/2 tsp dried rosemary, crushed
CRUST:
1) Preheat oven to 475° - spray pan with Pam and lay parchment paper down (Pam makes it stick)
2) In a large bowl - flour, powdered milk, sugar, yeast, salt - whisk to blend
3) Add oil to hot water (110°-115°) - pour into flour mixture
4) Stir with a wooden spoon until batter forms - don't worry about lumps - you just want no dry spots
5) spread dough into pan using fingertips till it's even
if dough doesn't want to cooperate let rest 5 min. and try again
Bake just crust 8-10 min. - remove from oven and set aside.
6) Brown meats till it resembles crumbles - set aside and drain meat also
7) get out pizza sauce -
to partially baked crust
assemble
1) sauce - spread all over crust
2) sprinkle meats
3) sprinkle cheese
4) bake at 475° 8-10 min till cheese melts and begins to brown
5) remove from oven let stand 5 min cut in slices + serve
im so happy to know im not the only one who opened up milk cartons square style
The school chicken burgers slapped though
If I had to eat a Pokémon, it'd definitely be the one that looks like ice cream, unless there's something in the Pokedex to suggest I shouldn't do this.
i find it funny how altrive unironically know the fnaf lore
Fritos are great but literally one chip and my mouth becomes salt encrusted the rest of the day
I like how they didn’t notice it was fnaf until it was directly called fnaf in a level
I was about to reply "what" but now i know, you're a FNAF fan. Nothing you say matters
@@Whkixsbukb thanks for sharing!