Forgotten demon that was sealed in the artifact : who dares to summon i , thou shall be destroyed for thoust art traitoreth thousteth privacy , for i harth been jacking off
Greek discoverers: I think they are talking about being reborn and killing babies and destroying the earth Vikings: *bro have u heard that you can eat plants
It's in old Icelandic, and it's from a UA-cam sketch show called Steindinn okkar (I don't speak the language so sorry if I spelled it incorrectly), and it's pretty funny. The sketch in question is translated in the comments on UA-cam so you can understand what they're saying.
Egypt: trying to Tell a scary Story Rome: dictators speech Sumer: elderly man Reading a Kids book Aztec:explaining a stupid joke to your mom Greece: teacher getting emotional over the topic Viking: men's product ad Mayan: stresfully mumbling to yourself Hittite: movie plot twist Assyria: stupid joke Akkadian: introducing yourself at the beggining of the school year Achamenid: perfume ad Celts: weird asmr Urartu: news reporter on the crime site Gokturks: drunk homeless man yelling at you
Leo Mello Actually he's speaking Turkish in second part of Urartu. He's reading a tablet then translating it in Turkish. He's saying "Sardur son of Argisti had a temple done for god Irmusini here."
@@AshtonDragonway I am native Kazakh and Gokturks are our ancectors so I understood what he was saying: Blue Skies (They worshiped to tengri (tanhir)), let us have more grass ( 1) They were nomads, so they needed grass for their cattle. 2) He meant to have more land), let us have more milk (it means to have more food and nutrients).
@@pranavgundale4961 Because those are obviously not Chinese Letters. They are so far from Chinese Letters that it is Laughable. This is why I hope they are joking.
I mean, Italian has derived 80%+ of it's vocabulary from Latin, so it wouldn't mean that it is fake. As Italian is the closest language to latin that is still spoken (except Sardinian, which is a dialect)
The accent is not the classical accent but is closer to the Italian accent (even if it is still not this one either). By the phonological « habits » of the talking man, I can easily guess he is french (his way of pronouncing d’s and vowels is clearly french)
@@AryaTheGermanicyes it's old english. You. In the middle of the tabe Agayns the woven cloths upon the Wal there was a chaire under a Canopy. Ther sat a fair lady to loke upon.
@@MonkeyDIvan They carved them into stone and used a needle to play with it. It didn't look circle shaped though, it was rather a long line on a track. The player, which is a diamond needle in modern vinyl players, was typically a male with very fast running skills sliding the needle over the tracks to produce sound.
It always baffles me how we consider the Aztecs to be ‘ancient’ despite how recent their upbringing was. To give perspective, Shakespeare was born only around 40 years after the Aztec Empire fell.
@@majavikman9961 finnish is related Hungarian. Western Old Norse is mostly Icelandic and I wouldn't even consider Norwegian go be close to it. There were other dialects of Old Norse. The closest relatives of the language is Icelandic. The melody they have in the Swedish island of Gotland is also something which have remained practically unchanged since the viking age.
This was almost spooky. There were some interesting similarities between some of the language sounds too. It is rather sad that they are no longer spoken because they are beautiful to hear.
in greece the ancient greek language is one of the regular lessons. i thought it was the worst language and also because when you write modern Greek it is a big factor of syntactic errors, but then i learned prolog. i had 3 lessons with prolog, passed it all and still have no idea how the fck this language works. the worst ever. fck this language. :)
@@lule6398 another thing is that i've seen in many movies when they use greek for a text that contains a curse or magic every fckn time for a wierd reason the words are like "Good morning, good night, empty pan in the fridge." ("Καλημέρα, καληνύχτα, άδεια κατσαρόλα στο ψυγείο") wtf is this? 😂
@@vasileiospgr so true it's like those japanese shirts with english words and vice versa "air", "thought", "must" i just can't help but crack up every time i see something like that
hhhhhhh not spell at all i think its a part of Equivalent peasant story, I can recognize some words like rekh nn SW , it means we knew him , and Djed ef means he said
Whoa!! I did not except Viking to sound so much like Dutch! By the way Urartu ancient language stops at 4:38, he goes on to explain it in Turkish at the end
@Abidjanaise the whole thing he means that ancient egyptian sounded a lot like semetic languages and that explains the recent dna test for 90 mummies that they're related to the middle east that is very cool
Ancient Hebrew and Ancient Egyptian is very similar. They both used gematria and spoke in sounds that could shape the air when done right in the right place. Very similar, the two are.
@@luigi80 Sebbene tu faccia il classico forse non avrai capito che questa è una sensazione personale e soggettiva(mia). Lungi da me asserire come debba essere la pronuncia in latino dato che non so come sia in realtà quindi una cazzata sarà per te che sei così DOTTO
Ancient Egypt: Demonic possession Ancient Rome: Your art teacher getting passionate about a single stroke Sumerian: Reading old storytale to child Aztec: Answering a question in class and being unable to read the board Ancient Greece: School play, dramatically reading the lines Vikings: Weather report/ Sport commentator Mayan: Mumbling to yourself at 3AM Hittites: People giving speeches at funerals about the dead person and getting intense Assyrian: Nervously asking a stupid question Akkadians: ASMR attempt Achaemenids: Recording with bad mic Celts: Religious brainwashing Urartu: Reporter standing at scene of crime Gokturks: Fortuneteller predicting your future Edit: This is a joke, I am aware that this isn’t what these actually mean. jfc
Lol the vikings to me sound like hearing a normal swedish dudes chatting i don't speak Swedish but been here for 2 months and thats exactly what i hear every time i hear them talk 😂
@@lalalalalaladeguzman3366 Other people say that "viking" is actually modern Icelandic, even named the show it was ripped off from. True that it's much closer to the languages the Vikings spoke than Swedish or even Norwegian, still it's already a different language.
BTW, when I say they spoke Akkadian instead of Sumerian, I mean it. I studied Sumerian, my wife is an assyrologist, and I hear them saying distinctively Akkadian words, like "rabitim" - "queen" .
LunarX I find it unlikely that English will ever truly go extinct, it’s documented so unfathomably well on the internet, it’s impossible for it to die, and most speakers of English only teach their children English, so there’s a constant stream of new English speakers
@ibesweetp2 the words may be legit but the accents could be wrong to some extent. Text can only tell us so much about pronunciation not to mention an accent.
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.- Russell Crowe
I can recognize the Assyrian voice anywhere after watching so many of Irving Finkel's videos on UA-cam, but I wish I knew who did the Ancient Egyptian one. That sounded epic.
Because our modern culture has reduced all of this real, expansive history and ancient cultures into childish, 2-dimensional ideas of how we always portray them now in fantasy stories and games. Obviously it wasn't like that. There wasn't any magic or heroes going on quests (that was as much childish fiction to them in their entertainments as James Bond is to us) and they were real people living real, mundane lives; farming, building, trading, being oppressed, being enslaved, religions being used to control and delude populations, looking after families, struggling with life and death and arguing over politics.
As one of the Turks living in Turkey, it makes me very happy to be able to understand Göktürk, that is, old Turkish, even if it is a little difficult. No society in the world has migrated from their ancestral lands and lived elsewhere, except only the Turks. We came to Central Asian Europe and we can still communicate in Turkish with the Central Asian Turks. this is very important thing. We owe it to Bilge Kagan. All Turks should learn from the Tonyukuk inscriptions.
The Ancient Greek one sounds like some American dude trying to pronounce some greek words for the first time and desperately trying to make it sound legit...
All the other languages are made to sound so dramatic and mysterious while the vikings sound like two fellas chatting over a couple of beers.
skal!
It's most likely from a movie scene
@@shiruki8974 Someone said it was from an Icelandic skit of two guys trying to speak Old Norse
Marie Warpe no its from a icelandic comedy skit and one of them is speaking old norse and the other one is speaking icelandic
@@rosabruh4461 I wasn't far off tho
Big props to the guy that went back in time and recorded all this
😂😂😂
Good joke man!
But I have a feeling that someone in the future will be wooooshed... Let's just hope not 😎
[B]acon a L
Thought the exact same thing....
@@mortezaiqbali1993 L
*plays this video in the museum*
Artifacts: *start moving*
Forgotten demon that was sealed in the artifact : who dares to summon i , thou shall be destroyed for thoust art traitoreth thousteth privacy , for i harth been jacking off
@@NaiefThegoony I think he'll sound more like "hgufhklfv hdtuhgb fjbdfhvvjkfggv "
@@NaiefThegoony good one
Vidhya Raman yeah i just translated it.
列寧佛拉迪米爾·伊里奇. Thanks
I love the part where he goes *“Iltam zumra rashubti elatim”* and then _Udrèeeeeees_ all over Mesopotamia. Truly one of the cultures in history.
Gilgamesh been quiet since then
𒂬𒂷𒂸𒁖𒃷𒃸𒄐 𒂷 𒂸 𒄦
👀
ILTAM ZUMRA RASHUBTI ELATIM
@@fingoman2551 precisely
Sims 5 audio leaks
dead.
hilarious
Imposter
Are you felling it now Mr. Krabs
@@ivanrakaric9859 why are u pointing at me
Ancient people: reciting poetry and giving speeches.
Vikings: two guys chatting about fish soup.
lmao
Paul von Tarsus *talking about raiding some more villages*
Vikings also held sick poetry rap battles.
@@dropkickcorpse you watch Horrible Histories s3?
😂
Duolingo bird: "Beg for your life in Aztec"
Trazed HAHAHAHHA
Yaayant tuméen u kuxtal (it's actually maya but ok)
Duo @ the Aztecs: beg for your life in Spanish
Trazed If not, VANISH
Hahaha!!!!
0:56 This is a certified Sumerian moment
🥶🔥🔥
Spittin fax
Akkadian*
@@draken_ryuuguji 3:25
I’m positive that was a German professor reading lol
@@lunasanja4574 yup and he's not very talented😬
Everyone else: ancient and mysterious
The vikings: two dudes having a chat
About a bow of fish soup
Let's just get the spices and go
So true
Greek discoverers: I think they are talking about being reborn and killing babies and destroying the earth
Vikings: *bro have u heard that you can eat plants
YeetMart the guy who is speaking with the deep voice is speaking Icelandic from the Viking era and the other one is speaking modern Icelandic
Vikings sound like they're trying to sell a Volvo
Good one lol
Volvo, drakkar - the same thing
Very funny🤣
Ancient Japanese would probably be trying to sell a Toyota
And Romans - probably a Ferrari
@@supersonictv8916 ferrariot
I’m positive this video cursed me in all ancient languages.
That's gay uwu
🤣🤣😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏
As the Lord High Shaman of Mesopotamia I want you to know. Yes. It's true.
I very well believe this as well. As a joke of course
Sumerians really don’t know how they impacted meme society with this one
i dont hear the "udree" timestamp?
@@Jesusofnazerath Me neither
@@Jesusofnazerath the UDREEEEEAAAA meme is the first word in the Epic of Gilgamesh
Vikings sound like they are doing commentary on the NBA Finals
The Randomness Creations for realll
No it sounds like Icelandic and Finnish
@@vika0194 its from an icelandic skit. The weaker sounding guy is speaking modern icelandic.
@@arnar9478 That explains it
@@vika0194 it's Icelandic, the Icelandic language hasn't changed much since the Vikings. Finnish however is not even the same language family
I didnt understand those two Vikings but I know they were just chillin
2:08 vet jeg ikke = I dont know
It's in old Icelandic, and it's from a UA-cam sketch show called Steindinn okkar (I don't speak the language so sorry if I spelled it incorrectly), and it's pretty funny. The sketch in question is translated in the comments on UA-cam so you can understand what they're saying.
@@schnitzelberry you stupid
@@wolfgangamadeusmozart6267 r/woosh
_chilling_
Ancient guy: *talks in Ancient*
Other Ancient guy: *makes ancient jokes*
Ancient guy: *Laughs in Ancient*
😂
Huh?
Me: *laughs in English*
Duolingo owl: "now beg for your life in Spanish"
ahahahahahaha
*ah ah ah ah ah ah*
Practicing my ancient guy laugh
Egypt: trying to Tell a scary Story
Rome: dictators speech
Sumer: elderly man Reading a Kids book
Aztec:explaining a stupid joke to your mom
Greece: teacher getting emotional over the topic
Viking: men's product ad
Mayan: stresfully mumbling to yourself
Hittite: movie plot twist
Assyria: stupid joke
Akkadian: introducing yourself at the beggining of the school year
Achamenid: perfume ad
Celts: weird asmr
Urartu: news reporter on the crime site
Gokturks: drunk homeless man yelling at you
Drunk homeless man fuking got me
"The Vikings"
Sounds like a cough medicine commercial
Ahhahahahahahah
Seidenbacher.
LMAO
Im offended, im able to speak old norse
@@PanZerV Could be worse.
Can't believe that I watched an entire video without understanding a single word.
Sem
You're not alone
Yu ur not alone
K POP fans
They alphabet are in chaos
Plot twist: they are all just swearing the whole time.
The Assyrian is actually damning other cultures.
And the Hittite is damning Egyptians
Leo Mello Actually he's speaking Turkish in second part of Urartu. He's reading a tablet then translating it in Turkish. He's saying "Sardur son of Argisti had a temple done for god Irmusini here."
Leo Mello and Göktürks are praying to Tengri which is god but i couldn't understand what he's saying lol
@@AshtonDragonway I am native Kazakh and Gokturks are our ancectors so I understood what he was saying: Blue Skies (They worshiped to tengri (tanhir)), let us have more grass ( 1) They were nomads, so they needed grass for their cattle. 2) He meant to have more land), let us have more milk (it means to have more food and nutrients).
When he said "𒄃𒂵𒅠𒋗", I felt that.
Chinese letters right?
@@ap1865 I hope you are joking
@@Frau_Brotchen why do you think that?
@@pranavgundale4961 Because those are obviously not Chinese Letters. They are so far from Chinese Letters that it is Laughable. This is why I hope they are joking.
One of the greatest one liners of all time
“The Ancient Rome” sounds like an Italian mafia mob boss being angry
I mean, Italian has derived 80%+ of it's vocabulary from Latin, so it wouldn't mean that it is fake. As Italian is the closest language to latin that is still spoken (except Sardinian, which is a dialect)
Ahahah
The accent is not the classical accent but is closer to the Italian accent (even if it is still not this one either).
By the phonological « habits » of the talking man, I can easily guess he is french (his way of pronouncing d’s and vowels is clearly french)
the vikings have a serious dry throat tho
В натуре))
Ancient people: Talking about cultural things
Vikings: Hjëlp Í fjëll öff my böàt
BlueEbenzer yoooo i understand this even though I’m not Scandinavian
@@MusiC-yj8fk Lmfao I'm not either
@@BlueEbenzer You wrote help almost correctly lol
@@loffagood556 I only know it because of the memes 🙈😂
Hjelp, jeg falt av båten min
Not sure if that's still right, I know Norwegian through my grandparents who speak the form from the 1930s
My furniture just randomly started floating...
Wafflez skaksksks such a mood
Gokghktophtotokalkatatu tiivikanmnakatukamikamatiuzukamtquchinigjigamcji
Hussbumko
Lmao
Hobo seh Shu teh Demon Lucifer
0:56 When he said, _“Híltamzhūmhåh hâshøopteeglatam. Hitaibilithîshê, abëėtęge. Ishtazøomhah hashøopteeglatam hitaibilitnîshê, abëėtęge. Shåhtmilism wahamā lashat, zanatimbï mikiamöøkispam. Shåhtmilism wahamā lashat, zanatimbï mikiamöøkispam.”_ I felt that
Wow u can speak sumerian language? 😮
@@AryaTheGermanicwow english go br- Hē forõfēng ac drēamode
geond bone staef genond bã
Wēofode cläbas
@@Republic-of-missssippi is that old English whats the translation
@@AryaTheGermanicyes it's old english. You. In the middle of the tabe
Agayns the woven cloths upon the
Wal there was a chaire under a
Canopy.
Ther sat a fair lady to loke upon.
@@Republic-of-missssippi cool
When your grandma starts to curse you in her native language
I'd be worried if your grandma starts to curse you in Ancient Roman.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Erick Montiel I understand my grandma too but watch out for that wooden spoon boi
Doamne feri 😂😂😂
😅
Damn they had voice recorders back in the day..
Mike Letterst I'm actually mindblown. What method did they use to record though?
runasas Really? What were they made of though? Could they make some out of wood?
@@MonkeyDIvan They carved them into stone and used a needle to play with it. It didn't look circle shaped though, it was rather a long line on a track. The player, which is a diamond needle in modern vinyl players, was typically a male with very fast running skills sliding the needle over the tracks to produce sound.
runasas The more you learn lol. That's mindblowing. I wonder why my teacher never taught me that im school
runasas 😂
The ancient Egyptian sounds like someone casting a spell lol
considering how ritualized the language was... he probably was.
I just got chest pains listening to it.
A portal opened in my room right now, I think you're right
Lonystal ....maybe is a prayer. ...wretten on some temle wall. ...
Exactly!
It always baffles me how we consider the Aztecs to be ‘ancient’ despite how recent their upbringing was. To give perspective, Shakespeare was born only around 40 years after the Aztec Empire fell.
😮😮😮
Wow, so Shake spear was Aztec? I had no idea
If you're dating them for the fall of their empire, then sure. But they go way back
@@BaddabyA better example is that the Oxford university was found in 1096 while the Aztec empire was founded in 1325
it IS ancient
Nobody:
UA-cam: Yall wanna hear some ancient languages?
I love ancient history so it was cool for me
@@dalaillama7049Me too I'm joking around.
lol
Prince Stingy WHAT ITS 2019! Jokes are offensive!
shut up god damn
Me: Going to sleep earlier tonight
Me at 3am: WHAT ABOUT ANCIENT LANGUAGES
me right now at 4 am 😭😭😭
Literally me rn at 3.08am💀😂
2.35 am 😂
Me at 2:54am 🤣🤣
Me rn at 4 am but I heard the ancient Egyptians at 3 am on TikTok
I can speak perfect ancient Egyptian after like 5 drinks.
Lol
Give me a bottle of Vodka, you will see.
@@WILLIAN_1424
Russian Gibberish
5? Noob...
Rogue Lean yeah :(
When he said 0:55 : 𒍏𒂞𒂙𒂝𒍹𒂼𒂾𒄦𒄧
I lost it. 🙏
I think Duolingo is throwing some spells on us
Spanish or vanish
Lol
you know what will happens to your family if you don't take the spanish...
@@zaki4418 they vanish
I have Mr. Worldwide
Duolingo cant harm me anymore
Teacher: "calm down class, the listening part of test isnt hard"
The listening part:
meee in spanish 😭😭
Me in Russian
@@chaoticneutral7573 oh, Im from Russia)
Meee in Chinese Mandarin high school 💩
Also me in English , IM asian
nobody:
duolingo owl: *_you haven’t learnt your ancient egyptian today_*
I got an add for doulingo
"Anubis says you haven't taken your Egyptian lessons in a while..."
Thoth
I want to beg for your life in *Ancient* *Egyptian*
@@trellnebula I want to say that's a jojo reference
All of these people are professionals in their craft that spent years learning the languages they found most interesting. Respect 10/10
When the narrator said “𓂀𓁞𓀀𓁂𓃽𓅇𓅽𓁨𓀽𓀦𓀦” I laughed so hard 😂😂😂
ChrenoZ LMFAOOO
No sabía que podemos escribir Hieroglyphics en texto
same XD
That was the best part of the vid 😂😂
That joke never gets old, does it?
The year 3792:
Sounds of ancient languages:
2019: “hey that’s a nice meme”
lmao
humans probably won't even be around then lol
Jack The Boss you are way ahead of your time
😂
Everything is memes in 2019
The Vikings
Sound like 2 guys looking for furniture inside Ikea store.
its similar to finnish and icelandic
Maja Vikman not Finnish. It’s not even in the same language group. It is most similar to Icelandic and Norwegian.
Eko Prihartono 🤣🤣🤣🤣
In fact the pronunciation is AWFUL. Especially the guys speaking Latin and Ancient Greek, never heard anyone speaking that bad!
@@majavikman9961 finnish is related Hungarian. Western Old Norse is mostly Icelandic and I wouldn't even consider Norwegian go be close to it.
There were other dialects of Old Norse. The closest relatives of the language is Icelandic.
The melody they have in the Swedish island of Gotland is also something which have remained practically unchanged since the viking age.
Where the iltam zumra rashupti ilatim gang at?
Here my uuudreeeeeeee
UDREEEEEEEAH
Vikings: *Two salesman selling a table in IKEA*
Tardar Sauce, vikings are not a nationality.
@@damonfrost6327 of course they aren't do we need to explain the joke for you?
@@damonfrost6327 Salesman is not a nationality
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@damonfrost6327 table is not a nationality
Ancient Rome sounds like a Romanian who worked for 20 years in France and is trying to speak Spanish.
Wallachian Haiduk Latin which was spoken in Rome is where French, Spanish and especially Romanian have their origins.
It also has an ancient greek tombstone as a background, because why not?
Lol i am romanian
French is a Romance language
@@LynxOnyx-LynxGraphics yes as are spanish and romanian
The Egyptian one is scary as hell, it sounds like hes casting a spell
That is a spell and now you are cursed good luck :)
@@magedelaraby6740 a curse that gives me good luck? nice!
He sounded like he was telling a story that traumatized his forever
It sounds like thu'um (skyrim dragon speak)
Parsteltongue.....here u are!
This was almost spooky. There were some interesting similarities between some of the language sounds too. It is rather sad that they are no longer spoken because they are beautiful to hear.
Sounds fancy and stuff but they're probably ordering pizza with extra cheese and a coke.
Probably a boneless one
Only the mayans and aztecs because there were no Tomatoes in the old world at that time...
I'll have two number nines.
A number nine large
@@69bigtaco69 a number six with extra dip
0:01 when he said „𓂺𓂻𓃁𓃃𓃒“ i felt that😔
Lmaooo
𓅓𓃒𓆈𓀬𐂃♕𓂻𓅰𓃱𓀡𓆙𓅷𓅓
When he said ha te ha
𓂻𓀐𓀿𓂉𓆙
F
Day 100 of the quarantine:
Learning ancient languages
in greece the ancient greek language is one of the regular lessons.
i thought it was the worst language and also because when you write modern Greek it is a big factor of syntactic errors,
but then i learned prolog. i had 3 lessons with prolog, passed it all and still have no idea how the fck this language works. the worst ever. fck this language. :)
@@vasileiospgr we learnt it in high school and i'm from Croatia xd
Same shit, bro
@@lule6398 another thing is that i've seen in many movies when they use greek for a text that contains a curse or magic every fckn time for a wierd reason the words are like "Good morning, good night, empty pan in the fridge." ("Καλημέρα, καληνύχτα, άδεια κατσαρόλα στο ψυγείο") wtf is this? 😂
@@vasileiospgr so true it's like those japanese shirts with english words and vice versa "air", "thought", "must" i just can't help but crack up every time i see something like that
0:56 eminem been real quiet since Iltam zumra rashubti elatim dropped
Don’t try to speak these old languages like old Greece I accidentally summoned a demon.
really?
@@kokaien probably not
@@patroitcat097 i tried speaking ancient japanese and it summoned 10 waifus
Was...was it a cute demon? Like in them amine?
@@tanyadegurechaff6479 ok
Shoutout to people who recorded this in like 5000 bc 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
👏😂
😂😂😂
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
The Egyptians sound like they’re casting a spell
hhhhhhh not spell at all i think its a part of Equivalent peasant story, I can recognize some words like rekh nn SW , it means we knew him , and Djed ef means he said
They actually were
Sounds like ripped out of the mummy
@@xande5178 real
They aren't??
Whoa!! I did not except Viking to sound so much like Dutch!
By the way Urartu ancient language stops at 4:38, he goes on to explain it in Turkish at the end
Dutch+Swedish+Norwegian lol
to me it sounded like bavarian, not the words but the articulation
One of em is just speaking icelandic
Thanks. There's a demonic presence in my room now.
@Corvo@AZ Yeap. With anime titties and schlong.
Does it P O S E?
Damn 😂😂😂
@@linko9720 Nope. What kind of perv are you
Shogun haha
Ancient Egypt is exactly what I imagined it’d sound like
I've heard it in movies.
This is not really what ancient egyptian sounded like. But it kind of resembles
Im Egyptian lol
That's bullshit. Nobody knows. Ancient Egypt has nothing to do with Arab !
Yes, me too. I'm Egyptian and I always imagined ancient egypt sounded like that idk why
The vikings sound like a beer commercial.
I think they were talking about spice lmao
@@Mrreowmeowmrreowmrowmeow Old Spice.
Sure yes 🤣
Old spice ad hahahahahahah
Yes! Or a redbull ad 😂
0:55 just amazing
عراقية ؟
@@shahrzad317 لا من ليبيا لكن احب العراق وتاريخها العظيم
Did I just get roasted in ways I don't understand?
Just say, "no u" duh
@@stanleyrusso137 it's a simple spell, but quite unbreakable
*_Modern problems requires ancient solution_*
You thought THESE roasts where bad? Well, owndownsniskdnwokz owmxokwnxpw pkwosone knwlznw owms owmxjsbd ownpwmdlwpdjwh ownxhwvi!
@@shinypie1111 ahwwpwfwksjsowkkrndjsdoeown 😂 skskfkekeotjgotpzokamans 😈
Why is ancient Egyptian so scary like he's trying to summon something 😭😭😭😭
RIGHT I WPULD CRY
what do you mean? gonna summon a demon?
imagine hearing that at 1 am
Hollywood
Same here, creepy but cool. I was very suspicious if there was a mummy behind the door when i listened first ahahaha
“The vikings” sounds like an old spice commercial
Lol
Lmao
😂
Gieve Bautista omg fr
the clip used is actually old norse language
0:56 certified Udreee moment
Uh Dreeeee Haaa
My daughter just asked, “but how did they record people 4,000 years ago?” I must be the worst parent ever.
I thought about it also... how did they know how people sound 4000 years ago
@@thelionwithin7848 they read the ancient scripts, is not about the sound it's about the spelling of the words
Sì fra'
@@spunkymaniac9312 and how do they know the spelling?
Tell her that she should go back 4000 years and try it herself.
The Aztec guy sounds like he's trying to sell me something
Aztec Express
He is trying to sacrifice you
LOL
Do you want some autchiwatchkawaltantoni? It's 25 golden coins
💀💀💀
Imagine one day people will search our languages centuries from now and be fascinated by teens saying "Yeet" and "Simp"
The Dude Farooqi dont for get yaga and WOAH
The Egyptians prob already had those words in their language
Ok boomer
xD
@@aqsle I just imagined an Egyptian throwing another Egyptian from that roof of a building while yelling yeet-
Congratulation for finally finding the origin of the soundfile. Timestamp 0:56 that's what you are here for.
UD REA
thanks, it wasn't so easy
Bronze Age for life
It's not Sumerian btw, it's Akkadian
2000's :
"Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas"
Animal Video I got it dude
Animal Video world's hardest name
This comment made meee diiieee i can't breathe
Animal Video 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Egyptian one creepy asf sounds like I woke up in a dark pyramid and a snake is talking to me tryna put a curse
Oof Oof the Egyptian one sounds very similar to Arabic wtf u talking about
@Abidjanaise it rly did to me
@Abidjanaise true
@Abidjanaise the whole thing he means that ancient egyptian sounded a lot like semetic languages and that explains the recent dna test for 90 mummies that they're related to the middle east
that is very cool
Ancient Hebrew and Ancient Egyptian is very similar. They both used gematria and spoke in sounds that could shape the air when done right in the right place. Very similar, the two are.
This Latin sounds like an African man trying to speak Italian but he lives in France.
Ma che minchia dici
@@alfadiscovolante AHAHAHAHAH. Comunque sono italiano e faccio il classico. Ha detto una gran cazzata
@@luigi80 Sebbene tu faccia il classico forse non avrai capito che questa è una sensazione personale e soggettiva(mia). Lungi da me asserire come debba essere la pronuncia in latino dato che non so come sia in realtà quindi una cazzata sarà per te che sei così DOTTO
Ho sentito diversi professori parlare il latino con la pronuncia restituta e dalle reminiscenze lo ricordo diversamente
@@carmelobarbaro1380 una cazzata manco tanto. Non è mica facile
The Egyptian one sounds like some is trying to raise a mummy from the dead
Aleksandr Podyachev "hA hA tEe hAaAt"
it probably is
Scientists have recreated a 3000-year-old mummy voice. I’ve heard it, and tbh it doesn’t sound like something I’ve had imagined
I was half expecting it to break out into a Nile song
Samir Issawi it’s a full research look it up
me: clicks this vid
the demon waiting to be summoned: *my time has come*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you made burst in laughter
Exactly what I thought of first😂😂😂
Play this in museum
I was your 666th like
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
All the other languages: old man reading a book
Vikings: Badass casual conversation
with birds
Lol
Source?
@@mentiquebakabila4254 It's a joke dude
Some of the sounds are mixed
Iltam Sumra Rashupti Ilatim
Hitait belet ishi, rabit i gigi.
Ancient Egypt: Demonic possession
Ancient Rome: Your art teacher getting passionate about a single stroke
Sumerian: Reading old storytale to child
Aztec: Answering a question in class and being unable to read the board
Ancient Greece: School play, dramatically reading the lines
Vikings: Weather report/ Sport commentator
Mayan: Mumbling to yourself at 3AM
Hittites: People giving speeches at funerals about the dead person and getting intense
Assyrian: Nervously asking a stupid question
Akkadians: ASMR attempt
Achaemenids: Recording with bad mic
Celts: Religious brainwashing
Urartu: Reporter standing at scene of crime
Gokturks: Fortuneteller predicting your future
Edit: This is a joke, I am aware that this isn’t what these actually mean. jfc
Hahaha, your descriptions are hilarious! :))))
The thing is, it wasn't Sumerian. It was Akkadian.
Lol the vikings to me sound like hearing a normal swedish dudes chatting
i don't speak Swedish but been here for 2 months and thats exactly what i hear every time i hear them talk 😂
@@lalalalalaladeguzman3366 Other people say that "viking" is actually modern Icelandic, even named the show it was ripped off from. True that it's much closer to the languages the Vikings spoke than Swedish or even Norwegian, still it's already a different language.
BTW, when I say they spoke Akkadian instead of Sumerian, I mean it. I studied Sumerian, my wife is an assyrologist, and I hear them saying distinctively Akkadian words, like "rabitim" - "queen" .
2005: "It's weird thinking that English will be extinct one day."
2020: "Oof, such yeet."
LunarX I find it unlikely that English will ever truly go extinct, it’s documented so unfathomably well on the internet, it’s impossible for it to die, and most speakers of English only teach their children English, so there’s a constant stream of new English speakers
Anglo-Saxon
Old English
Middle English
Modern English
Post Modern English
@@Elster.Chapman Bruh that's what they said about Latin before Rome fell
LunarX ᓭᒷリ↸ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ∴ᔑ∷⍑ᒷᔑ↸ᓭ ᔑℸ ̣ リ𝙹𝙹リ. ∴ᒷ ᔑ∷ᒷ ⊣𝙹╎リ⊣ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ∴ᔑ∷
B. A galactic language? ᓭᒷリ↸ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ∴ᔑ∷⍑ᒷᔑ↸ᓭ ᔑℸ ̣ リ𝙹𝙹リ. ∴ᒷ ᔑ∷ᒷ ⊣𝙹╎リ⊣ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ∴ᔑ∷
BC kids have better mic quality than all of us
Lol
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0:56 Does drake finally have competition? 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥
pretty good microphones for their times.
this is the comment that i've been looking for
Thank you I was waiting for that comment
wow such an original joke, comedy gold / s
Yess
Нананана
They could totally be making this up and nobody would know
@ibesweetp2 the words may be legit but the accents could be wrong to some extent. Text can only tell us so much about pronunciation not to mention an accent.
@ibesweetp2 Saw the one on classical Latin. Was really educational, thanks. There is actually a lot of written documentation on pronunciation.
Lmao
Some people would.
I am greek. Ancient greek are probably like that. That's what we learnt at school at least.
Ancient Rome sounds like he is setting a vendetta.
Sounds more like Hitler
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.- Russell Crowe
Roma Invicta
Perhaps Vercingetorige pronunced latino such in that way.
Certainly not Romans
sounds like a german commander
I can recognize the Assyrian voice anywhere after watching so many of Irving Finkel's videos on UA-cam, but I wish I knew who did the Ancient Egyptian one. That sounded epic.
The Atlantians
"glub glub blubglurp.. gurggle ! ...."
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WARNING!
Make sure someone is on standby to revive you,
Before you turn on "Subtitles/closed captions (c) in English.
Glubgabgubgalab schturuschmurulupalap
Hahahahahahahaha
Nah it’s just in regular English but it’s David Bowie’s voice from Spongebob
Love them or hate them, they’re spitting straight facts.
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Sounds like A mix between French and Spanish (or Italian?)
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Damn homie you got the whole squad laughing
not at all. that is not ancient greeks like. i have 20|20 on school at ancient greeks . not even a word was correct
This is me hearing the maths teacher then i was in school
LoL
Oh man me too
Lol
Kevin Jočius 😆😆😆 that made me laugh out loud!
Hahahaha
me when the iltam zumra rashupti elatim
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Because you play too much videogames! ahahahha as I do actually and I can confirm that!
Assassins creed 😂😂😂😂 origin and odessy
Because our modern culture has reduced all of this real, expansive history and ancient cultures into childish, 2-dimensional ideas of how we always portray them now in fantasy stories and games. Obviously it wasn't like that. There wasn't any magic or heroes going on quests (that was as much childish fiction to them in their entertainments as James Bond is to us) and they were real people living real, mundane lives; farming, building, trading, being oppressed, being enslaved, religions being used to control and delude populations, looking after families, struggling with life and death and arguing over politics.
Austin Dyer Woh
Because it’s old-fashioned speech pronunciation such as the transatlantic accent which nobody uses anymore
Only BC kids will remember ancient greece 😔✊
*2004 kids* : I ReMeMbEr As WeLl
Εγώ και αν θυμάμαι...
I was born in the AD and I remember this ✋😒
I'm a bc kid I time traveled I can speak Greece uratu ancient Egypt the gokoturks ancient Greece the Aztec the Vikings
KhaDri .w 😂😭lollllll
6 years of Latin in school made me understand some parts from the Ancient Rome dude's speech
Six years? Just *SOME!?*
@@bredt2750 I mean it's technically a dead language so we don't actively speak it, most of the time it's just translating with a dictionary
Mh,Latin is not dead,it's evolved in italian,french,spanish ecc.
I know, but on it's own it's rarely used for communication
@@chanarosenberg7103 and there is no way to practice pronounciation?
As one of the Turks living in Turkey, it makes me very happy to be able to understand Göktürk, that is, old Turkish, even if it is a little difficult. No society in the world has migrated from their ancestral lands and lived elsewhere, except only the Turks. We came to Central Asian Europe and we can still communicate in Turkish with the Central Asian Turks. this is very important thing. We owe it to Bilge Kagan. All Turks should learn from the Tonyukuk inscriptions.
Iranians came to the middle east from central asia in large numbers and conquered areas since 560 bc, so they are first
Kazakh over here! It sounds a whole lot of our language too 🫶🏼
@@aswx52 aryans(upper caste hindus) in india too
@@aswx52 in general , many civilisations today are result of migration . From Turkey to places like Norway and the US.
@@ailananurgali А вы тоже, как татары, понимаете и турок, и немного узбеков?
Ancient cultures: *actually speak culturized subjects
Vickings: *bëgòńë thøt*
Ancient Peoples: We honour our customs, and traditions.
Vikings: Cool story bro, now give me your shoes.
They snatched all THOTs from their neighbours
Lmao
Ian Pezzotti i cant understand
Vickings
Mom : What are you listening?
Me : Its complicated
Sometime i don't doubt that
Lol 😂
summoning a demon
Why is your name "DYDP MDLIK?"
@@MADVILLAN_ no haha. I am using special fonts, you are seeing A as D. My name is AYAN
You forget the Simlish, it's always have been the most mysterious and undecipherable language of all
That's why they missed it
susul
f1r3 hunt3rz sul sul
Leeeel
Shabbow!
Fascinating, liked it a lot.
The very last clip's audio is modern Kazakh language.
The Ancient Greek one sounds like some American dude trying to pronounce some greek words for the first time and desperately trying to make it sound legit...
S A N S i mean yeah.
I'm Greek and I learn ancient greek at school but i didn't understand a word...
@@jennyarmeni4340 ναι κι εγώ Έλληνας είμαι γι'αυτό λέω ότι αυτά που λέει δεν έχουν καμία σχέση με τα Αρχαία😂
@@philip2009 Νομίζω πως έπαθα ενα έγκεφαλικο όταν τον άκουγα να μιλάει. Πήγα σε άλλη διάσταση😂
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The Egyptian guy scares me, I feel like he’s trying to put an evil spell on me lol
The cokturk dude at the end too
I can speak Ancient Egyptian language 😂😂
@@_jasmine_560 I'm curious, what does it say, ir at least a general idea of it if it's too long
@@arkvoodleofthesacredcrotch6060 The main idea is about the Mummification he says that he wants to be mummified and to bury him close to the Nile
@@arkvoodleofthesacredcrotch6060 I'm Egyptian BTW..they teach us our Ancient language at Tourism college cuz I'm a tour guide
Imagine getting jumped by some ancient boys and they say:” TRHEJEKSIBDHRKSSKN!”
Ancient language= Take dat nigggas English
HyperBeast :translation take that nigga foreskin.
@@MrBcaston90 I love sucking foreskin
Actually he might say:
TWEEDYFNEOXNLWNGIF. UARTDIZKSO!
Actually he migjt say:
THEKKCKAOJFKE. JUXHWIBXJSKOSOQIEHUEJXID!!!
iltam sumra rashupti elatim
1:53 the vikings sound like they're doing a beer commercial lol
Nico Eagle “Skol!! “🍺
buy old spiceeeee
maybe they were
Skål! Æ tøs de tænker å dræpe ane munk!
Sound like Russian
Viking 1: got this damn arrow in my knee
Viking 2: tis life lol
Tø Vàllhàlà
*_OLEOLEOLEOLEOLEOLEOOEOLEOLEOLEOLELELELELELLELELE_*
He is going to be a whiterun guard
His adventuring days are over. Now it's time to guard sweetrolls.
Nobody:
Old Egyptians: ha ha te ha
what does the Fox... ehhh... i mean the Egyptian say?
@@mithridil ye comedy gold gotta get an oscar
Sumerians: chat 👍🏽
@@Templar07 uP
its a shout lol
I feel like the Egyptian guy is trying seduce me...
Tbh same
nah feels like he’s trying to curse me
MGNKFNGKRNGKDNGKEB
@@youuhvanepez1524 Both.
Yeah seduce you into a cult.
All these languages sound like how this 🗿 emoji looks lol
i hate that this is in any way understandable
Bobs burgers
Gourmet ASMR but I was looking for the ASMR and nothing came back!
🤣
That is a moai