I got rich sending rockets to SPACE in Cities Skylines 2!

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  • @scottishduck88
    @scottishduck88 Рік тому +561

    That might be my favorite Story Time with Matt so far. Glad Paddy is okay.

    • @hariskhan01
      @hariskhan01 Рік тому +8

      It's my first I got lucky finding this channel that my older brother used to watch.

    • @olsein
      @olsein Рік тому +5

      If that happens again Matt, use conserved asparagus. It seals it self around the sticks. We gone trough the same scenario as you 😅

    • @broklond
      @broklond Рік тому +5

      Poo köfte is an image I didn't want in my head, but I'm glad Paddy was okay

    • @SnyperMK2000JclL
      @SnyperMK2000JclL Рік тому +6

      I laughed waaaaay too hard at that story... especially the line "it came out the same way it went in except it's poo"

    • @TheMentorOfMomos
      @TheMentorOfMomos Рік тому +1

      how the hell did paddy's intestines manage to keep the wooden stick in one piece amazes me...

  • @AlexBeveridge-t8i
    @AlexBeveridge-t8i Рік тому +895

    Matt couldn’t conquer the earth, so he went and colonised space instead. Perfect British attitude

    • @Lantanoid-05
      @Lantanoid-05 Рік тому

      Mah cua conquh the eah so je weht anh COLONISED spach insteh. Pefect British attidued
      Just a translation for my🇺🇲 buddys

    • @BladeScraper
      @BladeScraper Рік тому +13

      very british of him

    • @mrcyberslayer6095
      @mrcyberslayer6095 Рік тому +7

      Thats what we do in tea land

    • @theaveragejoe5720
      @theaveragejoe5720 Рік тому +1

      Even though the British have never done either👀

    • @alexturnbackthearmy1907
      @alexturnbackthearmy1907 Рік тому +1

      @@theaveragejoe5720 Well...they could start, if it wasnt defunded to zero.

  • @Larbydarg
    @Larbydarg Рік тому +176

    Game: People are complaining about noise.
    Matt: I will build residential homes next to an airport.

  • @jimmymcgoochie5363
    @jimmymcgoochie5363 Рік тому +353

    In today’s episode:
    Matt can’t impoort sewage;
    Jeb sneaks into the wrong game to fly a rocket;
    And a fun(?) anecdote about a poo on a stick.

    • @Feninx
      @Feninx Рік тому +17

      *bass boosted top gear theme*

    • @SuprSBG
      @SuprSBG Рік тому +5

      @@Feninxbum budadabum badadada bum badadada daaaaa

    • @monad_tcp
      @monad_tcp Рік тому +4

      nooo, importing sewage, trash and nuclear waste is basically free money.

    • @chengzeli-jr7gb
      @chengzeli-jr7gb Рік тому

      To save money on fuel for snacks, Bill went all in to increase the specific impulse

    • @katanah3195
      @katanah3195 11 місяців тому

      That either is already a mod or needs to be one, import sewage and get paid to take it.

  • @HmmmmmLemmeThinkNo
    @HmmmmmLemmeThinkNo Рік тому +243

    How to say you've never lived anywhere near an airport without saying it 😂
    The noise complaints are going to be *astronomical* both near the space station and airport. Airports are _so freaking loud_

    • @BladeScraper
      @BladeScraper Рік тому +32

      that movie star is going to have his ears and windows blown out with every rocket launch 😂

    • @denizalicesme9797
      @denizalicesme9797 Рік тому +9

      Yeah bro like why would you want to live next to an airport like do you go to work everyday with the plane or something? 😂

    • @monad_tcp
      @monad_tcp Рік тому +10

      that's one way of solving that pesky "rent is too high" problem. just build housing next to the airport.

    • @capitalinventor4823
      @capitalinventor4823 Рік тому +3

      Airports are quiet. Airplanes are loud. One may live fairly close to an airport as long as it isn't on the flight path. If one lives on a flight path then it may be quite a distance from an airport and still be very noisy because of the airplanes.
      There are some cities that have airports so busy that it doesn't really matter where one lives. It's just how much of an impact the planes make on your life. I visited London, England back in 2018 and the planes bothered me. I live in the capital of Canada on one of the flight paths of the international airport and hardly notice the airplanes at home.

    • @HmmmmmLemmeThinkNo
      @HmmmmmLemmeThinkNo Рік тому +6

      @@capitalinventor4823 Ottawa is almost twice as big as London, and YOW has a _sixth_ of the air traffic of LHR. It makes sense that LHR would bother you more.
      Not to mention, distance matters. All of the houses in the game are within a mile of the airport. A Boeing 737 is 90dB a mile away. Above the threshold of danger.

  • @sixaout1982
    @sixaout1982 Рік тому +135

    Next video : Matt having to deal with people who built their house right next to the airport complaining about the noise

  • @fruitfulconnoisseur
    @fruitfulconnoisseur Рік тому +57

    Matt you connected the sewage line to a existing sewage line to import instead try connecting a new sewage outlet to the outside world not connected to your sewage network

  • @demonstructie
    @demonstructie 4 місяці тому +7

    3:08 "we have noise pollution, high crime, traffic, and lack of entertainment. Ok let's work on entertainment"
    This guy would be an instant hire at my city council with those priorities.

  • @DuckOfRubber
    @DuckOfRubber Рік тому +21

    11:33 Obviously. The most desirable neighborhoods in any city are always right next to the airport.

    • @lucash8234
      @lucash8234 9 місяців тому

      I live near an air force base, so same difference. I love it. 🙄

    • @budgbuddy
      @budgbuddy 5 місяців тому

      explains the higher cost of living near airports 😂

  • @GhostOfLorelei
    @GhostOfLorelei Рік тому +24

    Builds international airport to bring in tourists. Puts tourist attraction (space center) in a place that already has airport and can't be accessed from other areas... Nice.

  • @SvenIronhand
    @SvenIronhand Рік тому +23

    Thanks for all the awesome videos Matt! Also thanks for all the awesome engineering knowledge! I've learned a lot and gained a great interest in civil engineering thanks to you!

  • @derrickkathcart1772
    @derrickkathcart1772 Рік тому +28

    "It thousands of feet in the air it'll be cheaper" this is the famous engineer thought its easier. Workers "sigh" about that, the logistics department quoted us 54,000,000$ each trip up the hill 😂

    • @alexturnbackthearmy1907
      @alexturnbackthearmy1907 Рік тому +1

      Truely is "We can build a cannon hudereds of meters long and have it filled with powder everywhere to keep constant pressure on top of a mountain, so it will be cheaper then any rocket!" moment.

  • @ScooterBond1970
    @ScooterBond1970 Рік тому +9

    As someone who lived thru the Challenger disaster in the 80s, seeing that rocket disappear in a cloud of smoke was a bit disturbing. 😬

  • @sween187
    @sween187 Рік тому +18

    Make a small lake at the bottom of the poo dam, to collect, then add in a load of oumping stations and directly export it (exporting tanted water)

  • @MewoCatto
    @MewoCatto 2 місяці тому +1

    10:44- That really was a Kerbal Space Program move.

  • @noahwheadon
    @noahwheadon Рік тому +13

    You should call the prison architraz for all of the architects that will be going there

  • @MegaroadProducciones
    @MegaroadProducciones Рік тому +5

    "Oh, I'm making the poo go in the river.
    Well, never mind, that's Future Matt's problem, not mine."

  • @rockino2562
    @rockino2562 4 місяці тому

    3:07 I'm glad you have your priorities sorted out there. Straight to entertainment lol

  • @IsacLenon
    @IsacLenon Рік тому +2

    I would like to see Matt playing that game called "Megapolis", its pretty old game about making "The City of your Dreams", the game may goes pretty slow but its really chill (at least to me)
    And the best part: It has *TRAINS*🚄

  • @fieldie
    @fieldie Рік тому +1

    11:45 Matt, have you just drawn the Manscaped logo? 😂

  • @millygd955
    @millygd955 Рік тому +4

    OMG I have a black lab too and she ate a BUNCH of fruit skewers (with the sticks). Love the antics of a lab

  • @Irreverent_Radiation
    @Irreverent_Radiation Рік тому +3

    Every City Skylines video is a blessing.

  • @wookie-zh7go
    @wookie-zh7go Рік тому +4

    As someone who's spoken to a lot of engineers, I can confirm they would quite happily live here

  • @FaraazAhmad
    @FaraazAhmad 2 місяці тому +3

    Now I understand why engineers are required to take humanities courses

  • @secretarchiveofabobabasein1908
    @secretarchiveofabobabasein1908 Рік тому +11

    I wonder how big Engitwopia will be by the end of the series lol

  • @tarrantwolf
    @tarrantwolf Рік тому +7

    Oh no, I've seen the kind of rockets Matt makes, this is NOT going to end well.

    • @mattsisoler6125
      @mattsisoler6125 Рік тому +3

      That was my first thought…”Wait, who in their right mind would give Matt the ability to launch rockets after the Kerbal Space Programs?!” 🤣

  • @theprogrammer1
    @theprogrammer1 Рік тому +1

    18:45 - I think you meant to say "unfortunately, it does mean down here is gonna get *poo*lluted down here"

  • @jedrekgv6381
    @jedrekgv6381 Рік тому +3

    👇 Petition to play Mindustry again!

  • @Topthorn05
    @Topthorn05 Рік тому +5

    Hey Matt, love the videos. Could you add another river or channel for poo dam and waste water in your next video, it would look great.

  • @TonoYT2
    @TonoYT2 Рік тому +4

    Just came to say that you have eternally warped my definition of “efficient”

  • @joemortensen
    @joemortensen Рік тому

    Instead of importing sewage you can create a bunch of coal power plants. I successfully created a poop river in my city by making ~15 large coal power plants. The trick is to look at the water usage of buildings because however much water they use is how much sewage they generate. The biggest thing to watch out for is keeping them all fed with enough coal - you'll probably want to create separate outside road connections for every 3-4 coal power plants or you'll have trouble importing it. Or you'll need to spread them across your city next to all your coal mines to help balance traffic and internal travel times

  • @Erekose2023
    @Erekose2023 6 місяців тому +1

    Headline in local paper: - "Primary Astronaut named: Jebediah Kerman :_ Read more about him on page 4"
    10 minutes later roads out of city gridlocked as population plummets

  • @hizzy70
    @hizzy70 Місяць тому

    17:44 the worst when people say "human food" like a dog wouldn't eat a lamb or a chicken even though they are carnivorous. But it's actually the factory made "dog food" that is his natural diet? Smh. You should feed your dog "human food" it's healthier and more a part of your dog's diet than any pet food ever will be. It's not human food btw, humans aren't the only ones that eat meat.

  • @MrGrimm73
    @MrGrimm73 11 місяців тому

    [1:06] should've called it alcrapAtraz lol 😂

  • @nyx_cooks
    @nyx_cooks Рік тому +5

    Matt, as you’ve been branching into airports, what are your opinions on the huge interchange near Heathrow??

  • @incubus_the_man
    @incubus_the_man Рік тому +2

    "I got rich sending rockets to SPACE in Cities Skylines 2!" What's next, are you going to buy Chirper and rename it Xer and plop down an automotive manufacturing plant?

  • @AbsoIutelyJack
    @AbsoIutelyJack Рік тому +1

    14:55 Why's it boiling? Haha.

  • @TheCatstronaut
    @TheCatstronaut Рік тому +1

    so thats why my cat-doorbell has been ringing every 5 minutes
    cause of RCESP
    Real Civil Engineer Space Program

  • @davidjr.janobas9672
    @davidjr.janobas9672 Рік тому +1

    Matt has been Hired a European Space Agency (ESA) Launching Rockets to get Internet Satellite Like Starlink

  • @AbsoIutelyJack
    @AbsoIutelyJack Рік тому +1

    So close to 2 million subs, We neet to get there!

  • @Jemes265
    @Jemes265 6 місяців тому

    5:38 He didn't see the wholesome heart!

  • @joyl7842
    @joyl7842 Рік тому

    13:26 that's the most shiny poo I've ever seen!

  • @leviboyd6109
    @leviboyd6109 Рік тому +4

    Story time is funny but disturbing at the same time thanks Mat

  • @Farls
    @Farls Рік тому +1

    I'm not sure how legit most of these engineering building tips are, but I'm saving them! 😂

  • @alaksandr5569
    @alaksandr5569 Рік тому

    10:34 oh my... What a great view

  • @deepamogha9756
    @deepamogha9756 Рік тому +2

    You should also make a high density slum of 10000 people. Use that for finishing demands of high density 😊😊

  • @coconutcore
    @coconutcore Рік тому +1

    Thanks for story time, Matt. I’ll be thinking about that for the rest of my life. 👍

  • @theglaucusblue
    @theglaucusblue Рік тому

    Hearing Matt's story about Paddy eating the wooden stick reminds me of when my cat ate a thin leather bracelet and I was so excited to see a poo bracelet a few days later. Glad Paddy was ok.

  • @Silvermoonshadow
    @Silvermoonshadow Рік тому +2

    I think the dam needs to also be connected to high voltage lines on either end. I believe that is what the notification signs are on the dam.

    • @Wicksta473
      @Wicksta473 Рік тому

      Yeah, eventually he'll have to, that is what happened when I made my poo dam. He will also need the education levels too, but I think hes good on those.

  • @Timothybos
    @Timothybos Рік тому +1

    Try making a series of pootopia towers (each one a little lower than the previous), each with a dam. The poo flows from one tower, to the next, and the next, and so on.

  • @itcat_x2605
    @itcat_x2605 2 місяці тому

    17:08 missed the opportunity for a Turdbines pun.

  • @heavyarms55
    @heavyarms55 Рік тому +3

    What happens if you dig a hole right up at the edge of the map? Can you just dump your sewage off the edge? You could build a poo canal all the way to the edge!

  • @bobcarn
    @bobcarn Рік тому

    OMG. I started LOLing when you were working on the poo and trying to figure out how to get more, and now I can't stop.

  • @LuncherXD
    @LuncherXD Рік тому

    8:10 “hundred and thirty five million”

  • @Makujah_
    @Makujah_ 11 місяців тому

    Your city attracts a lot of tourists! Like 300'000 of em per video!

  • @Baconateoffical
    @Baconateoffical Рік тому +1

    Have you noticed Matt has 1.99 million subs? He needs 1k more to get to 2 million subs. I really want him to get to 2 million. 😀

  • @GabrielMartin-gj7rl
    @GabrielMartin-gj7rl 7 місяців тому

    Love the Preston and camman colabs

  • @stillgamer_2894
    @stillgamer_2894 4 місяці тому

    5:41 you dirty minded! It make a heart! :)

  • @MrGreat2489
    @MrGreat2489 Рік тому

    Matt,you can make money from parking.Just put trees,grass or wide sidewalks on the roads and increase demand and since people have nowhere else to park,you can charge them max

  • @jordanmclain8709
    @jordanmclain8709 5 місяців тому

    I love the beautiful chaos of this city

  • @Catraaa
    @Catraaa Рік тому

    5:40 whats a -space center- international airport?(i thought the big one was the space center but apparently its just a plain airport?) without truck nuts! Or space nuts? That'll attract the tourists!

  • @xxSeanVxx
    @xxSeanVxx Рік тому

    Engitwopia!!!! The best place on Earth.

  • @Ahjusshi_Brown
    @Ahjusshi_Brown Рік тому +1

    Don’t you need water flow for the dam to generate power? As long as all that pop is stationary, you’re not gonna make any money from it 😭

  • @FoxDog1080
    @FoxDog1080 Рік тому

    8:38
    It's more expensive to import stuff at the top of a pillar

  • @Poison-c8k
    @Poison-c8k Рік тому

    Matt SICK vid keep up the good work

  • @tplumb
    @tplumb Рік тому +1

    He made a 2 dimensional cross section of a knob with the international airport

  • @sheldonhart3930
    @sheldonhart3930 4 місяці тому

    I Feel some type of way for your people, the things you're doing with the pooh waste is hilarious... lol ahhahhahhahhahha

  • @Snowwie88
    @Snowwie88 Рік тому +1

    In CS1 you had just way MORE sewage outlets. Here there are only a few. I think you just need to ploink down 100 of those things filling up that ring.

    • @monad_tcp
      @monad_tcp Рік тому

      CS1 basically create sewage out of thin air for the outlet without any regard to the total water consumed

  • @GEN9100
    @GEN9100 Рік тому

    Oh my word, the best story time with matt. lol

  • @schmitty8225
    @schmitty8225 Рік тому +2

    That dog story is hilarious.

  • @joeloreilly2953
    @joeloreilly2953 Рік тому

    Best government ever. "People are mad about crime, noise pollution, and lack entertainment. Let's give them some parks"

  • @arjunvadrevu
    @arjunvadrevu Рік тому

    This was the best story time by far

  • @Vollce
    @Vollce 11 місяців тому

    I like how Matt always makes the highways the biggest mess possible.

  • @coreydolt8251
    @coreydolt8251 Рік тому

    A good engineer would never blame the contractor, because they know the contractor will find a way to bring the cost back on the engineer.

  • @mynxone
    @mynxone Рік тому

    +1 to whoever told him he could import sewage. You made my day.

  • @chloedesousa1457
    @chloedesousa1457 11 місяців тому

    Keep going buddy4 I love Andrew Tobia

  • @mjmcmonkey9604
    @mjmcmonkey9604 Рік тому +1

    I can't be the only one that giggles at POOlluted 😂😂

  • @Andyxws
    @Andyxws Рік тому

    Engineers around the galaxy 🚀🧑‍🚀🚀

  • @ollie_on_fire
    @ollie_on_fire Рік тому

    As someone who lives near an international airport, you do NOT want to live by them. There is no real convenience in it being close, you just have to deal with flights all day and night, waking you up and even rumbling the ground if you're close enough.

  • @fraool944
    @fraool944 8 місяців тому

    That Lamb Kofta Story had me in Stitches

  • @legitscoper3259
    @legitscoper3259 Рік тому

    10:00
    My brain: *_Jump!_*

  • @AspiringD3v
    @AspiringD3v 9 місяців тому

    Skylines 2 should definitely take a shot at orbital and moon cities, they could probably do much better than Anno

  • @chrisstephenson8504
    @chrisstephenson8504 Рік тому

    I could watch you play this game for hour's!

  • @TenableMold
    @TenableMold Рік тому

    Video idea - Underground city - Try to put as much of a city underground as you can and see what happens. 🤷‍♂️

  • @alexandremiguez9107
    @alexandremiguez9107 Рік тому

    3:07 Rio's government be like

  • @capitalinventor4823
    @capitalinventor4823 Рік тому +1

    It's weird to see Matt happy about 8M saved up after watching ImKibtz find out in his last CS2 video that the game won't let you have more than 2B in funds and and he was making 13M an hour. Of course he doesn't have magnificent bridges like you do which take up a lot of maintenance.

    • @Wicksta473
      @Wicksta473 Рік тому

      I havent hit that cap yet,but my city was also making about 12-13 mil an hour. It definitely feels like it easier to build a successful city in CS2.

  • @bbwait2718
    @bbwait2718 Рік тому

    Poower the best renewable energy 😂

  • @EricBurns1
    @EricBurns1 Рік тому

    FYI you can change the color lines when doing transportation. I do 1 color per terminal.

  • @SelopianProductions
    @SelopianProductions 2 дні тому

    2:22 LMFAO

  • @ffoxdd
    @ffoxdd Рік тому +1

    The details only load in when you zoom in, so there's no need, but also no harm.

  • @Codilext
    @Codilext Рік тому +1

    Nobody
    Matt: "RALWAY"

  • @lionheartrucker
    @lionheartrucker 11 місяців тому

    Got a name for your airport should call it "Bum Bum international" 😂😂

  • @Batyalas
    @Batyalas Рік тому +1

    Don't we just love hydroelectric POOwer

  • @Khevor
    @Khevor Рік тому

    Engitwopia is well on its way to becoming Engipoopia. Eessh.

  • @nate3556
    @nate3556 11 місяців тому

    I like the story time with matt

  • @martynlangley8699
    @martynlangley8699 Рік тому

    Poo kofta was brilliant 😂

  • @ThatBeTheQuestion
    @ThatBeTheQuestion 10 днів тому

    Dagnabbit. There's no playlist for this series and they're not named consistently, so I missed something between building the dam and whatever will happen in this video, but I have no idea what or which videos to watch.

  • @tristonarcher-p8d
    @tristonarcher-p8d Рік тому

    i love ur channel ecspecially ur timberborners/timbernation street

  • @livesdakoun
    @livesdakoun 7 місяців тому

    i adopetd my dog from the street and he probably used to eat a lot of sticks there because the first poops were always full of stick parts and sometimes blood :c anyways, it was about 8 years ago and now he is really healthy so I guess we did a good job taking care of him =D (just comented it to say "i get you" about your story hahah)

  • @Kalabajooie
    @Kalabajooie 11 місяців тому

    Around these parts, we call an interchange like the one at your airport a "ball-du-sac".