To answer Jaymoji’s crying question, if you were to theoretically never drink water then there is a rare medical condition that prevents you from crying called “Dead”. I hope this enlightens you and Jaymoji further in the vast mysteries of the human body
When Jay makes a follow up to this video, I would kinda want to have a "Reacting to your splatoon 3 screenshots" Because as much as I love this series, most of it feels like it's major kill clips. I would love to see a video of him reacting to a screenshot of a Splatoon 3 nametag with "Crusty Crab- Mr.Krabs"
So about your question of running out of tears, yes that is possible!! If your body is low on hydration, many functions will shut down, such as water concentration in your urine and even tears in your tear ducts. So in theory, someone could be so sad and so dehydrated, that they would be dry heaving into their pillow for over an hour while wondering where things went wrong, but their pillow remains dry because they didn’t drink any water that day or the day before that!! It is a very unpleasant experience. Or that’s what I’m told at least, haha!!
as a splat1, splat2, and splat3 carbon main, i can completely back you on the channeling rage and hatred, we are all rage-filled whenever we play cause we're consistently stuck with the weirdest kits and the weirdest buffs/nerfs
10:37 the answer is yes I don't hydrate enough and I cannot cry though I also cannot sweat so pick your poison also being dehydrated means headaches and low energy
from healthline: "According to the American Academy of Ophthalmology (AAO), you make 15 to 30 gallons of tears every year. Your tears are produced by lacrimal glands located above your eyes." you can cry forever!
"some people punch walls, some people scream into pillows, other people play carbon roller, theres so many ways to channel your rage and hatred for the world." truer words have never been spoken. -a carbon user
At the beginning of the video, you asked for our two other wishes. Here’s mine: 1. Make “how not to play bamboozler” 2. Do it as soon as possible, or you’re a fraud.
10:18 ooh ok you talked about tears/crying and i know some fun facts about that so. read up! yes, you CAN run out of tears. think about it, when you cry you're letting out water- that's all water you've drank. eventually you'd just stop crying because there's nothing left to cry! thats why, when you have a mental breakdown and cry, you need to drink water once youre done to replenish all the lost liquids (same with eating something salty but that doesnt affect me as much as the water part) speaking of, tears dont burn your eyes cuz theres a lot less salt in them than something like seawater- when you drink seawater, it tastes REALLY salty- but our tears are just salty enough to recognize them as, well, salty when we taste them theres three types of tears, the first being the basic tears (called basal i think?) youre always making to keep your eye ✨moist✨. the second type is called reflexive tears, theyre made from external stimuli (like being poked in the eye, cutting onions, eyelash gets stuck, etc). the third is called emotional and its the crying that comes from internal stimuli (being happy, sad, etc)! and one more fun fact for the road: despite how often babies cry, they cant actually produce full-on tears until theyre like 5 weeks old
I wish there was a Discord thing for this. I will never download Twitter, and it always pains me when I see these videos. I love these videos but just wish I could add my funny clip where I traded with an Trizooka, using a Trizooka
9:28 once time i was playing carbon roller and in the enemy team there was a player with the name of JF KENNEDY (his nickname was exactly how i written it (and if you notice any errors , im sorry , english is my 2nd lenguage ))
Hey jaymoji! Here with some facts and knowledge! If you don't drink water not only will you not be able to cry, but you will also die from dehydration! Glad I could help! 👍
You actually can run out of tears and not be able to cry anymore, it’s kind of sad for people who can’t cry because it’s harder to let their emotions out or show affection/sadness
10:28 yes you can I have done it it took around 3 hours of on and off crying and the dehydration/desaltration from that experience caused me to eat an entire jar of pickles and drink the brine, while still like screaming because I was not done with the crying emotions. If you're wondering what I was crying about that caused me to cry that much it is because a pizza place near me had closed. Not even like a good local place like a chain pizza place. Not my proudest moment but its very funny in retrospect
9:18 I feel you about the word assassination, Jay. One time in History, we were learning about an assassination in WW1 and I just couldn't get my mind off of the word😂 Also I'm late lmao, I only started watching your channel like a month ago and found this video 😅 Luv ur videos, dude
Real quick on crying, yes if you cry enough you become dehydrated to the point of no more tears, tears come from the water inside your body, so if you don't drink enough water ( or any at all) it is very difficult to form tears. So please after crying try to drink some water. I have personal experience with it and being so dehydrated that even when I wanted to cry, I couldn't because I was so dehydrated, it stings a l o t if you try to while being dehydrated :']
JayMoji even manages to make a sponsor hilarious, what a legend
his videos are the only ones that i will watch a sponsored section entirely
besides wilbur
Yup
ikr
hmm thats a very suspicous temmie
@@clauxzaga Very, very suspicious
@@SomeGalNamedEve brah i literally see you everwhere
Jay questioning how crying works is not something I thought I would ever hear today.
I swear, this man can make ANY sponsorship fun
Fr
10:25 yes! You can. It's called being dehydrated
It's always a good day when Jay does a clips video. Let's get Jay's mom to make us pizza rolls!
eating pizza rolls as i read this lol
@@echothefreak9396 Give. Now.
@@abyx_spl I already ate mine.
There are pizza rolls in ohio
@@MangoUltra hahaha so original
To answer Jaymoji’s crying question, if you were to theoretically never drink water then there is a rare medical condition that prevents you from crying called “Dead”. I hope this enlightens you and Jaymoji further in the vast mysteries of the human body
What a detailed answer, I sure hope the newer generation's brain can comprehend this fact for over two weeks
an alternate reality where jaymoji is a chef and makes a splatoon reaction video for a sponsorship
5:50 JAY I WOULD 1000% WATCH THAT PODCAST!!!
As a carbon roller main 8:21 had me dying 😭 Or should I say...... rolling.
Me too
5:07 dude turned into Toad
😂
When Jay makes a follow up to this video, I would kinda want to have a "Reacting to your splatoon 3 screenshots" Because as much as I love this series, most of it feels like it's major kill clips. I would love to see a video of him reacting to a screenshot of a Splatoon 3 nametag with "Crusty Crab- Mr.Krabs"
8:29, hey jay, just because I main carbon roller doesn't mean I'm the embodiment of rage
"Cuz he's drowning" 😭😭😭
5:01
5:37 JayMoji was never the same again after that fateful day
I forgot i had this comment here
Man it's a good day. When Jay reacts to our "pro" clips, ya feel something.
BAHAHAH! I LIKE THE PART WHEN HE SAYS “ And then when the brother trys to kiss the sister they get in a bloody fight.”
10:43 If there is already someone on the fish stick, DON’T FRICKIN CLIMB THE FISH STICK!
2:18 thank you for finally doing the microwave reveal. I've been asking for this for ages
4:48 Jaymoji out of context.
The headphones hide it but Jay’s dreads are fire🔥
You know that the video is gonna be good when the sponsor ad is entertaining.
Congratulations your Splatoon 2 clips evolved into splatoon 3 clips
Gotta love it
1:07 nah that guy is one of the hashira from demon slayer
"I don’t know anybody named Hector"
Meanwhile The Bell:
0:02 that’s actually a good line.
7:13 maybe more thanks once or twice
1:51 water come outa that thing
What's scary about that splatana video is that he didn't even check to see if the guy was dead💀
11:47
That happened to me and I was actually flabbergasted 💀💀💀
5:44 RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY CEREAL
11:19 no I don't go out in public anymore, I'm immunocompromised
So about your question of running out of tears, yes that is possible!!
If your body is low on hydration, many functions will shut down, such as water concentration in your urine and even tears in your tear ducts.
So in theory, someone could be so sad and so dehydrated, that they would be dry heaving into their pillow for over an hour while wondering where things went wrong, but their pillow remains dry because they didn’t drink any water that day or the day before that!! It is a very unpleasant experience.
Or that’s what I’m told at least, haha!!
4:48 “It’s getting pretty warm,
So we might as well swim”
I swear 5:37 is going to get green screen'd into oblivion.
Hell yeah I’d watch “What Was He Cookin” that just sounds great roasting channel with Gordon Ramsay attitude I love it.
i would 100% watch "what was he cooking?" if it was a podcast
9:30 would have been better if he was in a crab tank
Best multiplayer game of the year am I right guys 9:10
4:08 i had to re-watch that cus i thought i heard wrong LMAO
7:50
I DO AND I’M NOT AFRAID TO ADMIT IT
9:14 - someone please make him saying "There it is." into a meme
as a splat1, splat2, and splat3 carbon main, i can completely back you on the channeling rage and hatred, we are all rage-filled whenever we play cause we're consistently stuck with the weirdest kits and the weirdest buffs/nerfs
spleen none, sploon wet, spleen throat o
The assassination clip had me dying 🤣
I don’t get it
@@Briduckedpt2look at the name after splatted and think about real world history
@@Nick-dq5zn oh… OH
10:37 the answer is yes I don't hydrate enough and I cannot cry though I also cannot sweat so pick your poison also being dehydrated means headaches and low energy
Multiplayer game of the year, but you try to play one match and all you get is D.C.’s five time in a row
12:29 “oh, that’s hector”
Its like a show in 2006 1:30
from healthline: "According to the American Academy of Ophthalmology (AAO), you make 15 to 30 gallons of tears every year. Your tears are produced by lacrimal glands located above your eyes." you can cry forever!
I think I’ve rewatched the Factor sponsor like 3 times. I like the box being thrown and the hat being thrown to the ground.
You can’t run out of tears jaymoji
"some people punch walls, some people scream into pillows, other people play carbon roller, theres so many ways to channel your rage and hatred for the world."
truer words have never been spoken. -a carbon user
Jay: “ there’s people eating!”
Me:” how did you know?!”
4:05 funny that just happen to me.
At the beginning of the video, you asked for our two other wishes. Here’s mine:
1. Make “how not to play bamboozler”
2. Do it as soon as possible, or you’re a fraud.
3:40 I wonder who that guy is... probably no one important
Oh
It's you (correction OH MY GODE IM IN A JAYMOJI VIDEO)
that intro caught me off guard 😳man successfully rizzed
10:18 ooh ok you talked about tears/crying and i know some fun facts about that so. read up!
yes, you CAN run out of tears. think about it, when you cry you're letting out water- that's all water you've drank. eventually you'd just stop crying because there's nothing left to cry! thats why, when you have a mental breakdown and cry, you need to drink water once youre done to replenish all the lost liquids (same with eating something salty but that doesnt affect me as much as the water part)
speaking of, tears dont burn your eyes cuz theres a lot less salt in them than something like seawater- when you drink seawater, it tastes REALLY salty- but our tears are just salty enough to recognize them as, well, salty when we taste them
theres three types of tears, the first being the basic tears (called basal i think?) youre always making to keep your eye ✨moist✨. the second type is called reflexive tears, theyre made from external stimuli (like being poked in the eye, cutting onions, eyelash gets stuck, etc). the third is called emotional and its the crying that comes from internal stimuli (being happy, sad, etc)!
and one more fun fact for the road: despite how often babies cry, they cant actually produce full-on tears until theyre like 5 weeks old
Bro wrote a whole essay
0:30 gotta love how the clip goes in front of the webcam
Jaymoji: "Oh I've got the hiccups, now" *proceeds to make the biggest yawn known to mankind*
I got a sickness… and the only cure… is more Jaymoji content
Or cowbells, equal value
I wish there was a Discord thing for this. I will never download Twitter, and it always pains me when I see these videos. I love these videos but just wish I could add my funny clip where I traded with an Trizooka, using a Trizooka
9:28 once time i was playing carbon roller and in the enemy team there was a player with the name of JF KENNEDY (his nickname was exactly how i written it (and if you notice any errors , im sorry , english is my 2nd lenguage ))
I would watch that podcast on repeat for two weeks straight
9:26 im still confused what is happening?
@JayMoji.DONT TRUST IT
@@MappingFlorida btw what did happen at the time stamp? im kinda confused
@@rachelsiemens1079 same, I've been scrolling through the comments for so freaking long trying to find out
The joke is he sniped a guy named Kennedy, as a reference to JFK getting assassinated
The dude name was Kennedy if you think about it they thought it was JFK
Me when i see the 2 steelheads, "call the fire department, we just nuked the building"
5:47 can confirm i am eating while watching
I would 100% listen to What was he Cooking bro. I need myself some more pods.
10:40 drinks soda then cries soda
Hey jaymoji! Here with some facts and knowledge! If you don't drink water not only will you not be able to cry, but you will also die from dehydration! Glad I could help! 👍
You actually can run out of tears and not be able to cry anymore, it’s kind of sad for people who can’t cry because it’s harder to let their emotions out or show affection/sadness
9:28 it took a while to click but when it did😂😂😂
10:14 that’s nothing i do that wiht undercover brella
I'm sorry hold on hold on......SALT on the ICE CREAM?!?!
I swear his laugh is contagious
Just the salt on top of the ice cream 😂
10:15 I have never in my life heard this variation of the saying
4:005 happen to me every time. Like I attack one boss. And rest like hay like attack him for killing our brother, lol.
10:26 thinking thoughts
0:03 OMG GUYS JAY EMOJI IS HERE!!! GUYS HES HERE OMG IM SO HAPPY ANOTHER JAY EMOJI VIDEO!!!!!
great vid jay! :D excited for the dlc part 6! Im loving the series so far. all support!
10:28 yes you can I have done it it took around 3 hours of on and off crying and the dehydration/desaltration from that experience caused me to eat an entire jar of pickles and drink the brine, while still like screaming because I was not done with the crying emotions. If you're wondering what I was crying about that caused me to cry that much it is because a pizza place near me had closed. Not even like a good local place like a chain pizza place. Not my proudest moment but its very funny in retrospect
Bro had attachment issues
Imagine jaymoji made a joke series where we watch him cook things but fail miserably
Yes I am still crying till this day
2:44 is anyone talking about the pineapple?😂
HONEY WAKE UP.... JAYMOJI POSTED 🥳🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉🎉
The outro reminds me of the post credits scene from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. “You’re still here? The movie’s over. Go home.”
I’m a carbon roller main and that’s definitely accurate
I love how jay reacts and all of the sudden his in a kitchen🤣
9:18 I feel you about the word assassination, Jay.
One time in History, we were learning about an assassination in WW1 and I just couldn't get my mind off of the word😂
Also I'm late lmao, I only started watching your channel like a month ago and found this video 😅
Luv ur videos, dude
On the clip titled: I still cry to this day, I almost started to cry😢
Disrespect level:∞ from the salmonids.
Real quick on crying, yes if you cry enough you become dehydrated to the point of no more tears, tears come from the water inside your body, so if you don't drink enough water ( or any at all) it is very difficult to form tears. So please after crying try to drink some water. I have personal experience with it and being so dehydrated that even when I wanted to cry, I couldn't because I was so dehydrated, it stings a l o t if you try to while being dehydrated :']
hector goes brr
I was infact eating at the steelhead clip at the beginning, they need to get a room
FINALLY MORE CLIPS I LOVE THIS SERIS
Especially the fortnite dab and the Minecraft one
I think I ran into jay during the splatfest, he was in team sweet
I did too on Port Makarel in Splatoon 2 10:55 - 11:05
My other two wishes: 1. World peace. 2. Big man amiibo
0:03 I literally have a shirt that say's this
Me when I see hector: You come here often?
“And the friend says ‘helshdjekandjsisje’ because he’s drowning”
Been here from the beginning since we went to high school together. Great work homie, hope you reach 1M faster than you think!