Oh dude. I needed to hear these "blowin-it" stories. I've got so fucking many. So many golden opportunities blown because my wack ass was depressed. I appreciate this pod so much
Wait I thought I hallucinated this !!! I almost fell outta my seat reading this because they all just kinda skimmed over the fact that mark said that wild ass shit
We’ve all been there. I was in college and I was oblivious to a student’s advances. She saw me on campus one time, gave me a hug, said she had been thinking about me and asked if I wanted to head back to her room between classes. I said “Ah, maybe another time. I gotta get home by 3 to watch Babylon 5.” Needless to say, she never spoke to me again.
Beginning was great, Joe asked if we could get a shot of mark's coffee and then a minute later he said pull up a picture of Jeremy piven from Seinfeld audition, and nothing. Lol
Enough with the soundboard, jeez. It kills the two friends talking aspect of Tuesdays and makes this into some hacky shock jock carnival act. I mean, seriously, Joe hits the end of a story about being dumb with ladies, both funny and sorta sad too. What do I hear next? The goddamn failure jingle from "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire". Yikes!
In 5th grade I asked this girl to be gf via letter and of course “I’m sorry, I can’t”. Crushed me like a fly on a window corner. Now in our senior year I was still a fkn dweeb but I was really into punk rock, and one day she brings it up. She starts saying how it was so cute now that she thought about it, and how now her parents give her permission to do lots more things. She asks me if I wanted to go to her house after school, so we could hang out and I can play some punk bands for her. I was such a piece of shit punk, I said “I don’t think you’ll like it” and in my head I’m thinking “she’s a poser”. Fck me! I still stalk her Fb
I haven’t watched the entire thing but maybe he just didn’t know the exact definition or something. Like he must’ve know that it had something to do with murder
If you choose to do something again that requires headphones like the sound board, I'd recommend using IEMs (In Ear Monitors) instead. They wrap around the back of the ear and never fall out and are designed to be comfortable for a long time since they are used often by musicians during concerts. For this type of purpose, it's much better than a "Can" and easy to only have one ear in if that's preferred.
When ya'll do ad reads, you should put a little thing at the bottom with the sponsor, and your tag, so it's easier for us to fast forward past em, and get back to rusty tromboning our grandpas
On a real binge tonight and this episodes audio is terribad. weird how you had better audio with the cat and the couch than when our fav producer showed up.
Back in December 1990 I did greyhound LA to New York in one trip. I met a lot of maniacs abs bible bashers and ate cheeseburgers and skulled cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon and didn’t take a shit for four days.
hate to say it but the soundboard is horrible, its ruining the podcast, same 4 drops, I mean please drop that part, anyone miss mark's apartment with that damn cat, I do
Simultaneously the greatest stand-up podcast, and also, the podcast with the worst set design. Cachet up the ying yang, and yet, _are_ they masters of their domain?
“My mind is more open than my father’s asshole on a Halloween evening.” That line had me cackling. Beautiful.
the ass-o-lantern reply was good too. - tho jackoff-o-lantern could have worked also.
This is the best thing I’ve ever heard and read 😂
"it's an assolantern"..I love these guys!
Oh dude. I needed to hear these "blowin-it" stories. I've got so fucking many. So many golden opportunities blown because my wack ass was depressed. I appreciate this pod so much
Gah. Story of my life. Story of a lot of depressed idiots' lives I guess.
you and me both pal
"...Girls love the dip"
"I was a Dip Shit"
This can describe so many missed opportunities when insecure and younger.
@@AA-xb2zm crippling insecurity has left me with a basketful of invasive thoughts. "I'm such a moron" type o thoughts. Good times 😃
Nah, you saved yourself from some hideous situations. The glass is half full....of jizz
bro when mark botched mick’s rocky line i almost died…” i want you to eat a stop light and crap red white and blue” 🤣🤣🤣. holy shit that was hilarious
Wait I thought I hallucinated this !!! I almost fell outta my seat reading this because they all just kinda skimmed over the fact that mark said that wild ass shit
Mark on Yemen: “BARBARA STREISAND always sang about it” I spat my coffee out. That would be YENTL ahahahahaa
There were some hilarious lines like that in this episode lmao.
I laughed out loud at Mark's impression of Jeremy Piven doing George Costanza.
35:16 Joe the most relatable man on earth
We’ve all been there. I was in college and I was oblivious to a student’s advances. She saw me on campus one time, gave me a hug, said she had been thinking about me and asked if I wanted to head back to her room between classes. I said “Ah, maybe another time. I gotta get home by 3 to watch Babylon 5.” Needless to say, she never spoke to me again.
Mark : “Joey the Kangaroo “ 😂🤣 for some reason that was hilarious
Joe's romantic missed opportunities remind me of George turning down coffee at night.
I'm loving the shock jock tracks! Especially "Oh hi Mark"😂
The soundboard thing is not working out AT ALL
Drops are great when you have more than 3 and know when to use them.
Great ep fellas!!! The best one I've seen.
Beginning was great, Joe asked if we could get a shot of mark's coffee and then a minute later he said pull up a picture of Jeremy piven from Seinfeld audition, and nothing. Lol
Greg is needed in this podcast!!
Shelby unleashing that pent up resentment with the clips lol
So Funny ! JOE LIST is so HILARIOUS !
Mark: “the dip… then the smooch, it’s so romantic.” Joe: “I was a dipshit” 😂🤣😂 love these tuesgays.
another great episode from luke and kevin!!
It's all pipes!
Lmao the “I want to be a millionaire” music
My favourite pod, Tuess With Stories!
I love Liquid IV! I can physically feel the difference when I drink it one day after only having water the day before! It’s amazing
The sound effects are almost on the same level of Louis J. Gomez 🤣
Normand confused the film Yentl with the nation of Yemen. Gold, Jerry!
Phenomenal drops, thank you Fred Norris
Don't think Marky Mark really likes the soundboard
Can't really blame him.
Love you guys!!! Kings!!!
Amped about that List special!
8:10 what a gay little shimmy, I love it
The heartbreaker and the fartbreaker. Great comedy duo!🤣🤣
Loved the sound clips! Great work! How about Mr.Orange "I'm fuckin dyin here"?
The who wants to be a millionaire sounds were the best 🤣
Enough with the soundboard, jeez. It kills the two friends talking aspect of Tuesdays and makes this into some hacky shock jock carnival act.
I mean, seriously, Joe hits the end of a story about being dumb with ladies, both funny and sorta sad too. What do I hear next? The goddamn failure jingle from "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire". Yikes!
Stop complaining this is why they have conflict on what to keep in the show let them do their thing
Therapy Clappers by Cheek Clappers is the funniest episode in podcasting history 💯 on god
In 5th grade I asked this girl to be gf via letter and of course “I’m sorry, I can’t”. Crushed me like a fly on a window corner.
Now in our senior year I was still a fkn dweeb but I was really into punk rock, and one day she brings it up. She starts saying how it was so cute now that she thought about it, and how now her parents give her permission to do lots more things. She asks me if I wanted to go to her house after school, so we could hang out and I can play some punk bands for her. I was such a piece of shit punk, I said “I don’t think you’ll like it” and in my head I’m thinking “she’s a poser”. Fck me!
I still stalk her Fb
Sounds like a problem if you still think about it
Great read, i hade a similar story except I quit fb years ago, best thing I ever did. Cheers
@@puffdaddy69 That’s what the restraining order says
Regret can be hellish! Don't queef yourself into a corner about it.
Who spilled bin juice on the comment section
Can we get a gofundme for the boys to microwave salmon in the office
IT’S ALL PIPES
Podcast is still funny but I gotta say, I like the living room setup so much better
Look at us Tuesgays here within 2 minutes of uploading & talkin shit 🤘
Not gonna lie, I watched this ep in fragments.. at first I was feelin the sound board, but it grew on me everytime I'd continue watching it 😆
Those Halloween evenings do have a tendency to open one up, so to speak. 😁
You guys should add the clip of Ken jeong saying “ha! Gayyyyyy” to the sound board 😂
I love it! Always keep improving, this soundboard does add a lot of fun (and annoyance, but who cares... Comedy!)
I love how the last ep was from like 8 months before and Mark claimed not to know what an Olive skin was then claims it 8 months later.
2:30
Love the sound bites so far, adds a lil somethin somethin to the mix
Ok the Burgess Meredith reference had me. He was on a few great Twilight Zone episodes
I wish I had a friend as good as Joe List
The Shoenice interview episode of the Cheek Clappers Podcast was a pivotal moment in Podcasting history
34:00 💀 💀
I know the guys are super busy, but a Live Tuesgay Pod tour would be awesome.
I’m counting on the soundboard being a OTOTO
they got headphones! this is adorable
I went there when I was 19 it is so ballin and nice there in Tomas
Last time I was this early my dad still loved me
Joe List drinks a womans coffee (tea) and makes fun of Mark for his coffee. Classic!
Imagine pushing 40 and not knowing the definition of “purge”?!
Can't
I haven’t watched the entire thing but maybe he just didn’t know the exact definition or something. Like he must’ve know that it had something to do with murder
@@larrythecableman6963 seems u don’t know the definition either Lar. Doesn’t have anything to do w/ murder.
@@DemocracyFirst2025 I just meant in the grand scheme of things. A purge means basically a genocide basically
@@DemocracyFirst2025 also you liked your own comment that’s pretty sad
enjoyed the clips
Ditch the soundboard
"Who's that, Awkwafina?" - LOL
Well done!
Yemen mixed up with Yentl is killing me
Mark's mic is twice as hot as Joe's
I thought Mark was going to kill the sound guy everytime he kept digging with the sound bites.
Yay Mark! Yay Joe!
35:17 absolute gold
Cans stink hate the cans. Gotta lose the cans
If you choose to do something again that requires headphones like the sound board, I'd recommend using IEMs (In Ear Monitors) instead. They wrap around the back of the ear and never fall out and are designed to be comfortable for a long time since they are used often by musicians during concerts. For this type of purpose, it's much better than a "Can" and easy to only have one ear in if that's preferred.
I'm gay
I'm gay
Soundboard was fun for 2 minutes. I miss Chuck.
The streisand flick is Yentl!
That piece of tape! I kept thinking something was on my screen! Hate the tape!
Hate the Sound effects.
It's obnoxious.
Please don't use sound effects.
Man I iwish I can get an accurate number on how many times I'd blown it with a girl...on second thought best I don't know lol
You shoulda told the story about Pachyderm dropping the pizza
Someone needs to do the cartoon of mark running to the clubs 😂
My father's gay!
What podcast is Joe talking with Matt Taibbi?
These comments are so funny.... love the Gays!!
Joe's mic sounded weird
ditch the sound board
Never knew Thomas Edison and Joe Rogan had so much I'm common. To start they "say the N word on podcasts" 🤣🤣
Yemini here
Yemen is next to saudia and they are getting bombed by saudia with the help of US for almost 8 years
When ya'll do ad reads, you should put a little thing at the bottom with the sponsor, and your tag, so it's easier for us to fast forward past em, and get back to rusty tromboning our grandpas
Two two tuesdays with stories!
turn down the bass on Joe's mic
I've been watching for a year and 1\2, probably seen 200 eps.
not sure exactly who Derek is either.
too much shock jock interruption gotta lay off the button a little bit
Still not as bad as Jim Rome
On a real binge tonight and this episodes audio is terribad. weird how you had better audio with the cat and the couch than when our fav producer showed up.
HOW DO WE NOT HAVE A KEANU "CAAAAAANS" DROP???
Back in December 1990 I did greyhound LA to New York in one trip. I met a lot of maniacs abs bible bashers and ate cheeseburgers and skulled cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon and didn’t take a shit for four days.
Shelby trying with the O&A soundboard is pitiful and doesn't work lol. Stop trying to reinvent the wheel!
woah i loved boy meets world
I love the drops!!! And for the first time ole fatty is killing it.
hate to say it but the soundboard is horrible, its ruining the podcast, same 4 drops, I mean please drop that part, anyone miss mark's apartment with that damn cat, I do
Mark, you think people would realize the sun is free, but I got people thinking going solar at their home isn't a good idea. I"M LIKE
Anyone else went to that show at the gramercy! That was a good night
*doesnt come out on 2/2/2*
Simultaneously the greatest stand-up podcast, and also, the podcast with the worst set design. Cachet up the ying yang, and yet, _are_ they masters of their domain?
does anyone under 38 think that soundboards aren't lame and distracting?