Slow Motion Malfunctions of Exotic Firearms

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  • @BluCappy419
    @BluCappy419 5 років тому +10892

    "The manufacturer advised us not to use Bazer ammunition, so naturally we used Blazer ammunition."

    • @JenniferinIllinois
      @JenniferinIllinois 5 років тому +601

      And it was glorious!

    • @Crazy_Felis
      @Crazy_Felis 5 років тому +183

      Sure! Why not? What could possibly go wrong? :P

    • @transtubular
      @transtubular 5 років тому +96

      It wasn't quite the "Blaze of Glory" we hoped for.

    • @coltenszarek5985
      @coltenszarek5985 5 років тому +316

      “Do not fire Blazer Ammo! May create pixie dust with less than magical results.”

    • @mazkact
      @mazkact 5 років тому +58

      @@coltenszarek5985 The projectile doing what it did is true Pixie dust stuff.

  • @MrLoobu
    @MrLoobu 5 років тому +3952

    Thats why armies stuck with bolt actions for so long. For decades people would come along saying Ive got a new semi auto, then upon testing the army is like yeaaaaa no thanks.

    • @richmeisterradio
      @richmeisterradio 5 років тому +354

      Revolvers aswell.

    • @56bturn
      @56bturn 5 років тому +467

      @@richmeisterradio *Enter John Browning and John Garand*

    • @MASSspec1990
      @MASSspec1990 5 років тому +134

      Gaden Kerensky even their firearms took a long time to mature.

    • @demonprinces17
      @demonprinces17 5 років тому +111

      It was the troops would fire their ammo too fast

    • @davidlewis3867
      @davidlewis3867 5 років тому +149

      @@demonprinces17 That and the previously mentioned reliability issues.

  • @Mr.Joyless
    @Mr.Joyless 5 років тому +4760

    Manufacturer, "don't use this one specific kind of ammo."
    Ian, "Hold my beer."

    • @MrHouse-fo1od
      @MrHouse-fo1od 5 років тому +8

      @@bmstylee Beat me to it ol' Bill

    • @Ealsante
      @Ealsante 5 років тому +84

      Hold my water.
      Hang on, this is wine!

    • @burlatsdemontaigne6147
      @burlatsdemontaigne6147 5 років тому +9

      Let me comb my lustrous locks.

    • @aaronorr5586
      @aaronorr5586 5 років тому +19

      Holdeth my wine disciple, and behold!

    • @Observer31
      @Observer31 5 років тому +2

      @@bmstylee perfect reply

  • @jfan4reva
    @jfan4reva 3 роки тому +958

    OK, I guess the Luger jamming 3 times in the movie "Schindler's List" was legitimate.

    • @cognitivedisability9864
      @cognitivedisability9864 3 роки тому +29

      Thats not a luger, and if it was it wouldnt be a .45

    • @God-mb8wi
      @God-mb8wi 3 роки тому +150

      @@cognitivedisability9864
      That's a Luger alright. A reproduction one. The US tested lugers in .45 as part of the 1907 pistol trials. They performed better then than they do here. Reproductions often are unreliable, owing to magazine issues.

    • @God-mb8wi
      @God-mb8wi 3 роки тому +14

      Not exactly. These reproductions have bad magazines.

    • @cognitivedisability9864
      @cognitivedisability9864 3 роки тому +27

      @@God-mb8wi hmm, i checked again and seems you are right, the black and white makes it a bit hard to see the gun in detail, atleast the vidoe i watched, i though it was a p38

    • @meme9492
      @meme9492 Рік тому +5

      @@cognitivedisability9864 Actually...there are a few manufacturers of .45 Lugers. There's a guy back east that does it...but he uses the original blueprints of the functioning ones from the early 1900s...so they work.

  • @MikeDCWeld
    @MikeDCWeld 3 роки тому +725

    When the Zip .22 popped up I immediately started laughing. That thing is so bad that it would have been more appropriate to use clips of it successfully cycling for this video!

    • @5000rgb
      @5000rgb 3 роки тому +32

      There aren't any.

    • @qoph1988
      @qoph1988 3 роки тому +23

      Zip22... successful cycling? What?

    • @Secu90210
      @Secu90210 3 роки тому +22

      To be fair, he DID actually get it to fire a few rounds in a row!

    • @EVILSCOTSMAN2k11
      @EVILSCOTSMAN2k11 2 роки тому +9

      @@Secu90210 truely a blessing from gun Jesus! XD

    • @ChloeForm
      @ChloeForm 2 роки тому +9

      I mean, I'm fairly certain a Z.22 actually properly working is a malf

  • @RyuRyoka13
    @RyuRyoka13 5 років тому +1543

    The Bond Arms malfunction was as mesmerizing as advertised. I've never seen something like that before.

    • @Dafmeister1978
      @Dafmeister1978 5 років тому +175

      Manufacturer: DO NOT DO THIS!
      Gun Jesus: *does this for shits and giggles*

    • @matthewspencer5086
      @matthewspencer5086 5 років тому +104

      You've never seen anything like this before, because apart from a tiny number of Mars pistols, no other handgun pulls the fresh round violently backwards in quite that way. Unique design, unique malfunction!

    • @Goose21995
      @Goose21995 5 років тому +59

      I really wish it chambered because youll never get to see a bullet thats stuffed backwards by the guns own blowback get shot. That will never happen again lol

    • @sethmoyer
      @sethmoyer 5 років тому +56

      @@Goose21995 It probably would have ended up becoming a squib because it lost a ton of powder there.

    • @aserta
      @aserta 5 років тому +8

      Same. It was glorious.

  • @emtffzartman666
    @emtffzartman666 5 років тому +1405

    NEVER seen a pistol remove a bullet from the brass while loading, that was the best one for sure! Awesome stuff!

    • @AtholAnderson
      @AtholAnderson 5 років тому +59

      @Zack Ceasar (Just to be pedantic) *One of* the only pistols, the Mars Automatic Pistol also draws rounds out backwards.

    • @TheWolfsnack
      @TheWolfsnack 5 років тому +32

      @@AtholAnderson ...err....."one of the few" pistols?

    • @erikcrouch7881
      @erikcrouch7881 5 років тому +33

      @@AtholAnderson But if you get super pedantic, the odds of anyone actually coming into contact with a Mars Automatic are almost infinitely smaller than a Boberg action, so, effectively..

    • @AtholAnderson
      @AtholAnderson 5 років тому +17

      @@erikcrouch7881 You DO raise a fair point.

    • @jasonb1776
      @jasonb1776 5 років тому +4

      Behold....A miracle!!!! We are blessed. :-)

  • @lev3k
    @lev3k 5 років тому +1797

    From an engineering standpoint, it is always good to see how something doesn't work. This was a great video.

    • @mr.techaky7655
      @mr.techaky7655 5 років тому +54

      Remember, to and engineer, something not working is only bad if you didn't watch it fail.

    • @ENCHANTMEN_
      @ENCHANTMEN_ 4 роки тому +20

      Failures teach you more than successes imo

    • @andyfreeman6865
      @andyfreeman6865 4 роки тому +14

      Most people don't even know breaking things is literally an engineering job in and of itself.

    • @MENTALTAKEDOWN
      @MENTALTAKEDOWN 4 роки тому +5

      That’s why I was glad he said he sent some of this footage to one of the companies

    • @peppermintcatsass3141
      @peppermintcatsass3141 4 роки тому +7

      ...that's how I veiw Porn!

  • @MadCarTK
    @MadCarTK 3 роки тому +310

    1:06 That would be a bad ass moving background, just Ian aiming down range with the snow falling.

  • @sashavaleria4287
    @sashavaleria4287 4 роки тому +1353

    Gun Jesus: "A successful round ejection, localized entirely within your ejection port?"
    Luger: "Yes!"
    Gun Jesus: "But did it chamber the next round?"
    Luger: "Hm, No."

    • @EinachserLS
      @EinachserLS 4 роки тому +99

      Gun Jesus: "So you call these guns semi-automatic despite the fact they´re obviously not."
      Luger: "Ye...You know th...One thing I sh.......Excuse me for one second."

    • @josephrodgers4655
      @josephrodgers4655 4 роки тому +50

      Mmm steamed lead

    • @queuedjar4578
      @queuedjar4578 4 роки тому +46

      Well Luger, I have you loaded...despite your malfunctions.
      Superintendent Gun Jesus, welcome! I hope you're ready for an unforgettable mag dump!

    • @Bobbymaccys
      @Bobbymaccys 3 роки тому +24

      *checks zip 22 chamber* GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE!?

    • @thepjup4507
      @thepjup4507 3 роки тому

      is this lost?

  • @repletereplete8002
    @repletereplete8002 5 років тому +2541

    Hot MALFS in slowmo action!

    • @tutel8299
      @tutel8299 5 років тому +158

      Horny Malfs in your area

    • @BestWeedVideos
      @BestWeedVideos 5 років тому +25

      :'D thank you guys

    • @sixstringedthing
      @sixstringedthing 5 років тому +43

      Extreme MALFS all up in your action!

    • @ElPhantasamo
      @ElPhantasamo 5 років тому +26

      Given he's on pornhub anyway, he might get some views from the "MALFS" tag..

    • @VulpisFoxfire
      @VulpisFoxfire 5 років тому +19

      ..So you're saying this is just gun porn? :-)

  • @hedgeearthridge6807
    @hedgeearthridge6807 5 років тому +712

    "Whatever you do, DO NOT use Blazer ammunition in this firearm. The laws of physics get rather fuzzy, and space-time collapses in on itself."

    • @FeignJurai
      @FeignJurai 5 років тому +10

      Is *that* what happened? I was too busy watching the results of physics getting rather fuzzy on an unfired round.

    • @captainclout8686
      @captainclout8686 5 років тому +9

      Ian: So lets use blazer ammo

  • @ElPhantasamo
    @ElPhantasamo 5 років тому +2632

    Please Ian, make a Volume II when you have enough footage.

    • @commodork
      @commodork 4 роки тому +16

      I agree with this.

    • @jimmuller3382
      @jimmuller3382 4 роки тому +25

      Volume II could be Karls voice saying "just go ahead and mortar it" with successive firearms as Ian goes white with the effort to resist the urge to smack it against a rock.

    • @AnimeSunglasses
      @AnimeSunglasses 3 роки тому

      666th LIKE!

    • @johnnytightlips6407
      @johnnytightlips6407 3 роки тому +2

      Oga Booga me want it too

    • @jannesroh.7159
      @jannesroh.7159 3 роки тому +1

      I fell in love with this format.

  • @mr.techaky7655
    @mr.techaky7655 5 років тому +2956

    "Japanese weapon not working so good."
    *Hey, I've seen this one before!*

    • @charonferryman2183
      @charonferryman2183 5 років тому +60

      Mr.Techaky the over glorified katana?.....

    •  5 років тому +31

      @Iceboat Indeed, but Japan has always had a thing for supernatural rumors.

    • @samuraijackoff5354
      @samuraijackoff5354 4 роки тому +29

      uncletigger
      Most Of the Japanese population are not seriously religious but are still technically religious because almost every Japanese citizen partakes in culture that relates to Religion like paying respect to shrines and praying. Buddhism is highest by 66%, Shinto is second and Christianity is third by a 2015 survey.

    • @Schnozinski
      @Schnozinski 4 роки тому +22

      @Murat Gadjiev No, it doesn't. At least not as a weapon. The mysticism and art form of the katana's creation is cool and all, but it's just as much of a sword and just as strong of steel as any well-made European sword of the same era.

    • @justiceofbook
      @justiceofbook 4 роки тому +9

      Murat Gadjiev European swords are generally better. Katanas just have a lot of special things about it, like the ways of samurai and stuff

  • @julian75411
    @julian75411 Рік тому +339

    After 3 years you gotta have some more footage for a volume 2

  • @JimFortune
    @JimFortune 5 років тому +753

    Alternate title: "Why Some Weapons Should Be Forgotten"

    • @josepherhardt164
      @josepherhardt164 4 роки тому +11

      @@manitoba-op4jx I saw Ian's video where he shoots the Zip 22. That was painful to watch.

    • @neutronalchemist3241
      @neutronalchemist3241 4 роки тому +11

      Malfunctions happened on fairly old guns with worn-out springs, are not indicative of the performance of the weapon in pristine conditions.

    • @michelleholt6020
      @michelleholt6020 4 роки тому +1

      Neutron Alchemist while this is true . Army's wouldn't adopt shit that didn't work

    • @derfurz8618
      @derfurz8618 4 роки тому

      @@manitoba-op4jx yet those malfunctions generally highlight the weaknesses of a certain platform. This of course doesn't mean a platform is bad, but if something barely, or not at all works when the gun is new, it will definitely not work if it is 100yo

    • @arcticst6327
      @arcticst6327 4 роки тому +1

      ​@@michelleholt6020 Except most of the stuff in this video (besides the zip22) worked when they were first adopted. Almost as if lack of maintenence over a hundred years caused these guns to malfunction...

  • @user_name_redacted
    @user_name_redacted 5 років тому +2601

    It's almost like the luger was designed for 9mm parabellum rounds rather than 45. or something

    • @methanbreather
      @methanbreather 5 років тому +400

      there were 45 lugers and they worked. It is just the modern copies that don't. I can't imagine why.

    • @williamkaiser8067
      @williamkaiser8067 5 років тому +174

      I thought the original cartridge for the Luger was the .30 Luger, a bottle-neck beastie.

    • @allenjenkins7947
      @allenjenkins7947 5 років тому +163

      Originally designed for 7.65x21mm parabellum (.30 Luger is a US designation). The 9x21mm parabellum was designed later for this pistol.

    • @420xanatos
      @420xanatos 5 років тому +67

      @@allenjenkins7947 9x19

    • @DeadlyPlatypus
      @DeadlyPlatypus 5 років тому +53

      I've never had ejection issues with my Luger (Mauser manufactured), but it did tend to short-stroke...the mainspring was just too stiff with the strength of ammo I was willing to run through it. Lighter spring, runs well.

  • @aj1986917
    @aj1986917 5 років тому +336

    "Womp Womp, sad trombone."

  • @northseahero3387
    @northseahero3387 3 роки тому +42

    The bond bullpup converting the ammo to light load wadcutter on the fly both impressed me greatly and got me laughing hysterically.

  • @POTUSJimmyCarter
    @POTUSJimmyCarter 4 роки тому +185

    "Don't use this ammunition."
    Ian, at 5:38: "YAAAY GLITTER!"

    • @hdexotic1914
      @hdexotic1914 3 роки тому +3

      😂 😂 ✨

    • @tieember9596
      @tieember9596 2 роки тому

      literally had me rolling for several minutes
      i've repaired my relationship with oxygen, we forgive each other

    • @Woodie-xq1ew
      @Woodie-xq1ew 2 роки тому

      Some spicy glitter

  • @uzi75020
    @uzi75020 5 років тому +549

    The Zip-22 is my favorite gun to hate. Anybody who thinks it is a great design also probably thinks the Earth is flat.

    • @matonmongo
      @matonmongo 4 роки тому +21

      Yep, reminds me of one of those plastic 3D-printed 'guns'.

    • @weedwhacker287
      @weedwhacker287 4 роки тому +32

      Hey man be nice it’s not there fault they were dropped on their heads as babies really insensitive if you ask me

    • @ccshinaberry
      @ccshinaberry 3 роки тому +20

      I kinda want one because of how shit they are

    • @Evilbutteredpopcorn
      @Evilbutteredpopcorn 3 роки тому +15

      @@ccshinaberry Same, I love my crappy Hi-point, it needs a friend. Although even the Hi-point at least functions.

    • @ccshinaberry
      @ccshinaberry 3 роки тому +13

      @@Evilbutteredpopcorn yea id rather own 50 hi points than 1 zip 22

  • @DrJiKentauriuzHero
    @DrJiKentauriuzHero 5 років тому +2330

    Me: Who in hell would ever want to watch a gun malfunction?! How is that even interest--
    Gun Jesus: --here's a gun malfunction video I made.
    Me: *Mesmerised*

    • @ehsnils
      @ehsnils 4 роки тому +24

      With high speed cameras it's today a lot easier to figure out and fix all the problems with malfunctions.

    • @aspct.
      @aspct. 4 роки тому +11

      Gun Jesus, the term I didn't know I was looking for

    • @outcast170
      @outcast170 4 роки тому +4

      @@ehsnils my thoughts exactly. Never Really thought about the effect high speed cameras had on gun manufacturing. They would easily cover that outrageous price tag just by cutting out A lot of time and guess work in many cases.
      Well, the big manufacturers would have been able to afford "gun whispering gurus", but for smaller up and coming companies with big ideas and not so large funding for seasoned gun jedi's, huge game changer.

    • @garyschwabel6053
      @garyschwabel6053 3 роки тому

      I thought it was cool and guns to avoid

  • @maxs.3238
    @maxs.3238 5 років тому +862

    'Ka-CHOONK'
    - Ian McCollum, 2019

    • @OD_G00N
      @OD_G00N 4 роки тому +1

      'Whoopsies'
      - Gun Jesus, 2019

  • @backwoodsjunkie08
    @backwoodsjunkie08 4 роки тому +151

    "Bond arms" the only pistol that is a reloader and a pistol at the same time!

  • @peterlewerin4213
    @peterlewerin4213 3 роки тому +31

    I was impressed by the BM 59's ejection pattern: 3 out of 4 casings shown went more or less straight for the user's forehead.

  • @wolf_7479
    @wolf_7479 5 років тому +318

    Sad to hear that the Type 100 vid didn't make it due to the mag, really looking forward to an episode on it.

    • @ScottKenny1978
      @ScottKenny1978 5 років тому +29

      Agreed, some of the Japanese WW2 weapons are fascinating (and hard to find info on!)

    • @bilibiliism
      @bilibiliism 4 роки тому

      And really it doesnt matter at all if it didnt work. We came for the knowledge, not the show.

  • @SnowmanTF2
    @SnowmanTF2 5 років тому +146

    Zip seems to hold the record for most unique failure types on the channel

    • @bubba200874426
      @bubba200874426 5 років тому +19

      It's always impressive to see something break. Then take it apart and still have no idea what happened.

    • @Jokoko2828
      @Jokoko2828 4 роки тому +10

      And every time it failed differently.

    • @garrardcole864
      @garrardcole864 4 роки тому +2

      The malfunction for the Zip would be a successful firing.

  • @BeasBotBonanza
    @BeasBotBonanza 5 років тому +189

    Also I love the glitter spray from the Bond Arms, it was fabulous.

    • @tombogan03884
      @tombogan03884 5 років тому +9

      Yeah . It was so pretty it's a sha!me it was the powder charge . 😂😂😂😂

    • @BeasBotBonanza
      @BeasBotBonanza 5 років тому +10

      @@tombogan03884 I know! if only there was a way to spray glitter on your enemies without loosing the ability to also shoot them lol.
      A glitter grenade launcher perhaps?

    • @tombogan03884
      @tombogan03884 5 років тому +4

      Totally fabulous ! 😂

    • @mr.techaky7655
      @mr.techaky7655 5 років тому +3

      @@SadFemboy No.... no human being with or without a soul could be so cruel.

    • @mr.techaky7655
      @mr.techaky7655 5 років тому +2

      @@BeasBotBonanza I'm pretty sure you'd be instantly executed by your own allies for committing such heinous war-crimes.

  • @LastAvailableAlias
    @LastAvailableAlias 3 роки тому +48

    I'm impressed Ian still has his face intact after firing all of these antiques

  • @Nccp9
    @Nccp9 4 роки тому +205

    The casing at 8:21 made me think, has anyone ever gotten a slowmo of the casing coming out of the gun, flying in front just to be shot out of the air by the next round?

    • @ahuman2695
      @ahuman2695 4 роки тому +7

      I wonder... That would be sick

    • @startedtech
      @startedtech 3 роки тому +18

      ua-cam.com/video/JLpkUsr6Eo8/v-deo.html

    • @Nccp9
      @Nccp9 3 роки тому +6

      @@startedtech What a guy, thank you

    • @treeguyable
      @treeguyable 3 роки тому +3

      I think 22 plinkster does it to warm up.

    • @rickitickitavi860
      @rickitickitavi860 2 роки тому +2

      Is there one of someone lighting a smoke with heat from a gun...

  • @pw7564
    @pw7564 5 років тому +34

    Okay, the BOND pistol malfunction was INDEED freakin awesome!!! Never in my life have I heard of such a malfunction. Now I've seen it. Thank you Ian!

  • @Memilish
    @Memilish 5 років тому +39

    Watching brass spin around in this super slow motion is mesmerizing.

  • @user-xq5og9lt8p
    @user-xq5og9lt8p 5 років тому +134

    I demand a show "American funniest home malfunctions" with Ian Mccollum

  • @andrewstewart1464
    @andrewstewart1464 3 роки тому +31

    The meme economy is sleeping on investment opportunities into Ian saying "We also got that malf."

  • @triclopsgamer5934
    @triclopsgamer5934 3 роки тому +24

    Makes one really appreciate the engineering behind firearms.

  • @lknanml
    @lknanml 5 років тому +317

    Oh man. Double trigger pull to load then fire? Cool idea but how many negligent fires went off with that system? LOL

    • @jasonperdue2554
      @jasonperdue2554 5 років тому +65

      Nah man it was some BS they put on the imported version because the country it was meant for sale in had restricted semiautomatic rifles (iirc it was England, not sure). So, if you had every other trigger pull a bolt closure, it wouldn't be a semiautomatic. The original version of the gun didnt have this BS.

    • @bruhmettinmomentogullar4215
      @bruhmettinmomentogullar4215 4 роки тому +38

      @@jasonperdue2554 thats actually really smart move in terms of dodging thru laws

    • @justsomedudeoverthere7435
      @justsomedudeoverthere7435 3 роки тому

      @@jasonperdue2554 That is 100% a lie pulled out of your ass. Anyone who's watched enough videos on this channel will recall that a lot of early-to-mid 1900s Czech closed-bolt rifles used a trigger pull instead of a bolt release to close the bolt when it's locked open. See ua-cam.com/video/JvI92kOwV4U/v-deo.html and ua-cam.com/video/zL-2dkoUSDU/v-deo.html

    • @jasonperdue2554
      @jasonperdue2554 3 роки тому +3

      @@justsomedudeoverthere7435 Interesting, I didn't know this. I spoke out of turn, and out of ignorance I have made myself look rather foolish.
      As for inventing a story, this is in fact a true modification, although not for that particular firearm. The modification I thought this was, was one that was done to a VZ 58 (?) style weapon made for sale to a domestic European country. You are correct though in that I don't watch much of Forgotten Weapons videos.

  • @JenniferinIllinois
    @JenniferinIllinois 5 років тому +75

    276 Pederson: Come on clip, you can do it. Come on! Dang, not quite.
    Ooo, that Boburg/Bond Arms malfunction was in fact glorious!

    • @0GreatMerlin
      @0GreatMerlin 3 роки тому

      The Pederson is indeed an interesting rifle to shoot. I owned one back in the 70s. Fired two boxes (40 rounds) through it. Mine worked just fine, but I can still see why the Garand won. Now here is an interesting point, why does the Garand only hold 8 rounds. It's simple, at first it held 10, but that was in the 276 cartridge. After the trials, before adoption, the decision was made to make it in 30/06 because of the millions of 06 rounds in inventory. Needless to say, the Garand didn't like the heavy ball ammo so a new 30/06 loading was created. We still had at that point a rifle cartridge and a machine gun version of the 06 cartridge in inventory.

  • @arikwolf3777
    @arikwolf3777 5 років тому +70

    "I though you might be interested in seeing some gun malfunctions in high speed."
    Damn right we are!

  • @merlinmagnus873
    @merlinmagnus873 4 роки тому +7

    I love the one with the safety feature that dismantles the bullet, takes out the powder, and reassembles the round. Genius!

  • @fien111
    @fien111 4 роки тому +16

    "Can it successfully fire this time?" Ian repeatedly asks, knowing full well that it wouldn't be in this video if it did.

  • @brucebaxter6923
    @brucebaxter6923 5 років тому +47

    fascinating seeing the malfunctions in such clarity

    • @LuvBorderCollies
      @LuvBorderCollies 5 років тому +1

      Just as fascinating is watching slo-mo of how much barrels whip and receivers flex.!

    • @brucebaxter6923
      @brucebaxter6923 5 років тому

      @@LuvBorderCollies
      definantly

  • @56bturn
    @56bturn 5 років тому +482

    Bond Arms: Don't use this type of ammunition.
    Ian: *Uses that type of Ammunition*
    Bond Arms: Am I a joke to you?

    • @newperve
      @newperve 5 років тому +9

      Ian: Bond Arms, does the Desert Eagle soar at your command and make his nest on high?

    • @jonathantate8103
      @jonathantate8103 5 років тому +1

      Bond arms is a joke to everyone

    • @donbot5000
      @donbot5000 4 роки тому +3

      @@jonathantate8103 not to me. Lovey 45 colt

  • @johnoneil9188
    @johnoneil9188 5 років тому +38

    That Blazer ammo malfunction is a sight to behold. You actually need effort to screw up a round like that. It is not like the bullet easily comes off of the cartridge.

  • @Gottaculat
    @Gottaculat 4 роки тому +19

    I always pronounced Blazer as "Blay-zer," not "Blah-zer." You're the first person I've ever heard pronounce it that way! Makes it sound fancy despite it usually being the one brand that frequently jams on me no matter what gun or caliber I try.

    • @ewhartiii
      @ewhartiii 3 роки тому +1

      I think the pronunciation is a comment on the quality of the ammo e.g. Blahhhh - zer

  • @cameronmccreary4758
    @cameronmccreary4758 3 роки тому +3

    When I worked for John Martz I would occasionally test fire the .45 Lugers; I needed to see how the grips would hold up under firing. I manufactured the grips. I remember that he built his .45's to use Winchester ammunition only and they indeed functioned well using Winchester .45 ACP. These cartridges had more punch at the time to cycle the.action. If you didn't use Winchester at the time of filming you might want to try again with Winchester ammo. I also remember the .45 Luger being very accurate out to 100 m and past.

  • @shayne7300
    @shayne7300 5 років тому +125

    My Gun Jesus poster arrived today (Queensland Australia), awesome stuff, it's straight to the framers for the treatment so any visitors I get receive the Blessing..

    • @LoneWolf051
      @LoneWolf051 5 років тому +4

      @@jochenheiden Holy gun powder

    • @notsane6967
      @notsane6967 5 років тому +6

      In the name of the 9mm, the 12 ga, and the 30-06 amen

    • @sixstringedthing
      @sixstringedthing 5 років тому +4

      Might have to make a pilgrimage from Sydney. Pay my respects, receive a blessing. Shoot a feral pig, play some cane toad golf. All the usual Queensland stuff.

    • @nicholaspatton5590
      @nicholaspatton5590 5 років тому +2

      Blessed is he who shoots in the name of the Lord.

    • @camelthegamer7165
      @camelthegamer7165 5 років тому +1

      The joke might be going too far but fuck it. Run to Marathon, Gun Jesus!

  • @Don_Valentino
    @Don_Valentino 5 років тому +571

    those are not malfunctions, just poor firearms in full stage fright because in Gun Jesus hand

    • @NarcassiticGamer
      @NarcassiticGamer 5 років тому +53

      Except for the Zip22. That thing just sucks

    • @camelthegamer7165
      @camelthegamer7165 5 років тому +2

      You'd think Gun Jesus would have the Midas' touch but he's only human.

    • @imslamming
      @imslamming 5 років тому

      @@NarcassiticGamer all it needs is a little bit of heavy modification and it works just fine

    • @LordLongHands
      @LordLongHands 5 років тому

      The hand of gun Jesus does not judge

    • @joshuadavid5099
      @joshuadavid5099 5 років тому

      Gun Jesus? Really? So is there gun heaven and who's God, a tank?

  • @davidgreen40
    @davidgreen40 5 років тому +34

    "... That's just glorious." It's also why you don't use Blaser ammunition.

  • @Breakfast_and_Bullets
    @Breakfast_and_Bullets 5 років тому +21

    The Bond/Boberg MALF was incredible! I've only ever seen one thing similar to that, a Remington RP9 somehow turned a whole round backwards while cycling.

    • @stevenbaker8184
      @stevenbaker8184 3 роки тому +4

      then you would have love my old Taurus pt92af. I couldnt stand that damn gun. All sorts of random malfunctions. Everything from failure to feed to stovepiping the round(had That particular issue with my M16a2 in the Marines as well) out of battery detonation, Magazine ejecting when the round went off. Hell i one time pulled the trigger and the hammer stayed put. And before you scream maintaining it was the problem,nope i am meticulous with cleaning weapons. and it had no more than a hundred rounds put through it prior to my purchasing it. The most spectacular failure was when it smashed the nose of the projectile flat down to a wadcutter form a black talon. never figured out what was wrong with it, just chalked it up to "early model beretta M9 knock off" Til i got a hold of the beretta and sold both. I should have kept my M1911's they were OLD but reliable.

  • @sunnyd1722
    @sunnyd1722 3 роки тому +2

    I love watching the spent casings just slowly glide off screen. So graceful.

  • @philips.5563
    @philips.5563 5 років тому +53

    That Bond loading press is weird.

  • @nilakalis854
    @nilakalis854 5 років тому +50

    It's so frustrating seeing those cartridges ALMOST feed, but just... Not. Ugh.

  • @drummaghua2687
    @drummaghua2687 5 років тому +112

    This video reminds me of magazine-dropping L85A1....

    • @laxityazathoth1423
      @laxityazathoth1423 5 років тому +4

      Still have nightmares about that feckin gat

    • @batmangovno
      @batmangovno 5 років тому +49

      It's not a mag drop, it'a suprise reload!

    • @laxityazathoth1423
      @laxityazathoth1423 5 років тому +6

      @@batmangovno generally about 3 hours after you realise the bloody thing has come off coz your tabbing to the range

  • @major_lazer1269
    @major_lazer1269 4 роки тому +29

    “This is the most Magnificence shot I got on camera. As you can see when the gun blow up in my face I noticed that my hands were gone

  • @Mika_Returna_Enthusiast
    @Mika_Returna_Enthusiast 4 роки тому +6

    "Awesome! Well done! Such incredible praise only reserved for the zip once it ejects one cartridge successfully.

  • @jameskazd9951
    @jameskazd9951 5 років тому +46

    sad that that 32 baby luger didnt work, i think a luger in 32 would be an awesome little range toy that would get some curious looks at the range.

    • @karlt8233
      @karlt8233 5 років тому +2

      Cute lil gun for sure but sadly its a dud

    • @omicrondec
      @omicrondec 5 років тому +1

      kazuma neetking this makes me sad.

    • @batmangovno
      @batmangovno 5 років тому +1

      @@karlt8233 A dud!!???

    • @tilmanahr
      @tilmanahr 5 років тому +3

      Proudly Made in the US...

    • @karlt8233
      @karlt8233 5 років тому

      @@batmangovno This is a link to the article that appeared in American Rifleman about the .32acp "Baby Luger" prototypes of 1925/26. www.americanrifleman.org/articles/2018/11/6/whats-it-worth-krausewerk-baby-luger/

  • @OehlJim
    @OehlJim 5 років тому +15

    I imagine some wonder why J.C. Garand spent so much time developing the M1.

  • @therealamerican99.76
    @therealamerican99.76 5 років тому +48

    Gun Jesus shows us the followers who have gone astray.

    • @Bmd123
      @Bmd123 5 років тому +3

      Amen

    • @Tobascodagama
      @Tobascodagama 5 років тому +2

      I'm pretty sure most of these were caused by the gas system or ejectors, not the followers. ;)

    • @rodeanalfanteforcadela7645
      @rodeanalfanteforcadela7645 5 років тому +1

      Rest their souls

    • @therealamerican99.76
      @therealamerican99.76 5 років тому +2

      “LEEET US PRAYYY FOR OUR FALLEN BROTHERS AND ASKK OUR LORD TO SHED HIS MERCY UPON THEM”

    • @ayebraine
      @ayebraine 5 років тому +1

      @@Tobascodagama If the followers were strong enough, and convicted enough in their spring of springs, they would feed the round.

  • @Whitpusmc
    @Whitpusmc 4 роки тому +1

    Really watching these failures and malfs makes you appreciate how amazing it is that (most / some) guns work as reliably as they do....

  • @kcidical8209
    @kcidical8209 3 роки тому +19

    POV: you’ve watched this 6 times before and don’t know why you’re here again

    • @ptyzix
      @ptyzix 3 роки тому +2

      Don't call me out like this.

  • @nige601
    @nige601 5 років тому +6

    The only 2 malfunctions I've ever had were both an L1A1. First when I was an Apprentice when the body locking catch sprung opening the damn thing first shot, remedied by a shift clunk to shut it.
    The second was in Norway on exercise in -20 odd degrees when it failed to pick up the blank round AND then froze the whole assembly and magazine solid because of the dampness caused by firing the first 6 shots!!
    I've had a a couple of misfires but I dealt with them promptly and properly because of training.....

  • @SteamGeezerUK
    @SteamGeezerUK 5 років тому +6

    There used to be a split case extractor included with the cleaning kit on the GPMG when I was in the British Army. I never had cause to use it myself, but I do recall during training on the SLR we were told that if we ever had a split case to go and find the section gunner to borrow the tool. Interestingly, we were never issued the same tool for the SA80 - I think the smaller cases were way less prone to splitting.

  • @dasspanienabwehr4906
    @dasspanienabwehr4906 5 років тому +6

    This was nice too see you should post more of these.

  • @michaelparks3106
    @michaelparks3106 4 роки тому +3

    I've seen several videos of gun malfunctions in real time, but it happens so fast it's hard to tell. It was amazing to see them slowed down so you can see exactly what has happened.

  • @BenjaminSteber
    @BenjaminSteber 4 роки тому +28

    I'm sorry babe. This never happened to me before, I swear.

  • @tishtar7116
    @tishtar7116 5 років тому +45

    Manufacturer, "don't use this one specific kind of ammo."
    Ian, "I'm about to end this mans career."

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 4 роки тому

      Sadly, this reminded me that Bond Arms did end his career not long ago, at least he commented on Ian's video.

  • @MadLeon97
    @MadLeon97 5 років тому +11

    Manufacturer: "whatever you do, do NOT use Blazer ammunition"
    Gun Jesus: "Okay, we'll use Blazer ammunition"
    Manufacturer: "No, no, no. I said DON'T use Blazer ammunition"
    Gun Jesus: "oh, I see, don't use Blazer. I gotcha now"
    Manufacturer: ...
    Gun Jesus: ...
    Gun Jesus: "Hey guys, where did I put the Blazer ammunition!!!

  • @ggsound4492
    @ggsound4492 5 років тому +5

    I love your commentary!! Man you are the more friendly/funny/interesting gun enthusiast on the planet

  • @metocvideo
    @metocvideo 4 роки тому +2

    Fascinating, as always. Being left handed, like you, I never had any problems shooting any rifle or shotgun, bolt action, semi auto, pump or side by side or over/under. I eventually became a decent shot with most of the above, and managed a right handed bolt action in the same way as yourself. I was invited to take part in a “skill at arms” competition with the British Army, so I found a friend with a non full auto converted SA80, and got lots of practice in at Bisley Ranges. Come the day, I am assigned a British Army corporal as safety officer, a very attractive young lady. We go to the firing point to shoot a timed round of falling plate targets, one 30 round magazine only. I lay down and shouldered the rifle on my left shoulder as normal, only to be told that regulations required that I shoot off the right shoulder, no arguments. Reason being hot cases potentially going up my nose. I complied and shot abysmally as a result. My young corporal, however, shot a near perfect score later and won the entire match outright. I was very proud to watch her awarded the regimental shooting trophy.

  • @paulstone472
    @paulstone472 Рік тому +1

    Interesting side comment about the Bond Arms pistol where the cartridge case and the bullet would separate, throwing powder everywhere and jamming the gun. It just so happens that this was a common issue with the British 2 pounder Pom Pom antiaircraft gun used in WWII. Did the same exact thing on occasion. I wonder if they used Blazer ammunition.

  • @JoeBLOWFHB
    @JoeBLOWFHB 5 років тому +6

    I COULD WATCH STUFF LIKE THIS ALL DAY....MORE PLEASE!!!!

  • @rndmukn
    @rndmukn 4 роки тому +58

    No one:
    UA-cam: you need to watch older weapons misfire in slow motion.
    Me: *sigh* FINE
    As an engineer, I found this video interesting, thanks for the upload.

    • @onemoremisfit
      @onemoremisfit 3 роки тому +1

      Nobody:
      Will it fit in my Honda?
      Hold my beer
      Am I a joke to you?
      Asking for a friend
      Everybody gangsta
      End this man’s whole career
      He protecc, he attacc …
      Sexual/genitalia innuendo
      Scatological/potty joke
      Question of quantity answered yes
      Plot twist
      Left/entered the chat
      Gaming reference
      Dislikes are from
      I’m a simple man
      Not gonna lie
      Last time I was this early
      Legend has it
      That’ll buff right out
      Fun fact
      (X) be like
      (X) intensifies
      (X) wants to know your location
      Ha ha (X) go brrrrr
      YT algorithm counting down years
      Who’s watching in current year?
      You Tube recommendations
      So you've chosen death?
      Understandable, have a great day
      Punch line below read more

  • @tj4y48
    @tj4y48 4 роки тому +3

    5:32 youre absolutely right. By far the most magnificent and unique malfunction i have ever seen.

  • @michaellaro7443
    @michaellaro7443 5 років тому +1

    I get anxiety watching the shells fly out near this guy's face it's nerve wracking how close the damn things come to his face

    • @jfan4reva
      @jfan4reva 5 років тому

      Explains why shooters wear big-ass aviators....

  • @johnostambaugh8638
    @johnostambaugh8638 Рік тому

    I was told weak wrist can cause these type of malfunctions. Too much energy is absorb by the hands. I had/have that problem from trying to reduce felt recoil from my .357 mag revolver. This technique did not move into semi-auto pistols well. Loved watching these clips. Learned much. Thanks

  • @saw76
    @saw76 3 роки тому +4

    2:29 Oh my God, I can't believe my eyes! M-14, how all the details dangle! Magazin!!!! Even worse than in Stg-44 in AK-47

  • @BeasBotBonanza
    @BeasBotBonanza 5 років тому +6

    Alternate title: Reasons why each of these weapons are forgotten

  • @hmw6237
    @hmw6237 4 роки тому +4

    I was amazed at how much unburned powder came showering out with the Blazer ammunition... Worse than some of the cheap .22 rimfire I've cleaned up afterwards.

  • @TomFynn
    @TomFynn Рік тому

    I find it amazing that I generally think of firearms as: You pull the trigger and it goes bang. These slow-moes really bring home tom me how complex automatic weapons really are.

  • @clist9406
    @clist9406 3 роки тому

    That 276 Patterson is awesome , love the way the “ the pod bay doors “ open and ejects. Brilliant engineering

  • @DanielDaniel1
    @DanielDaniel1 Рік тому +4

    The Lugers were a flashback to my dad and I becoming increasingly angrier with one my dad inherited. Good times, what a pos that gun turned out to be

  • @dominikhammerl7034
    @dominikhammerl7034 3 роки тому +2

    I had a funny malfunction on my AUG during my time in Austrian military. The bullet wasn't fed properly so the it sticked out 90 degrees of the receiver and pointed directly on the instructor who stood next to me. He said: looks like the safest place is between your weapon and the target now

  • @ceasze5072
    @ceasze5072 4 роки тому +7

    “I thought you might wanna-“ I do. Thank you.

  • @mridgeway85
    @mridgeway85 4 роки тому

    The blazer brass dumping the powder and leaving the projectile to fall out or protrude and lock up the cylinder on my ruger lcr was pretty glorious. I was shooting at dusk the first time and noticed a pretty large flash a couple times. Noticed powder getting on my hands. Then the gun locks up from th bulllet hanging halfway out of the cylinder.

  • @jsangel567
    @jsangel567 5 років тому +1

    Awesome to watch these actions in slo mo! The empty brass floating threw the air is neat to see.

  • @JohnDoe-ul7sm
    @JohnDoe-ul7sm 5 років тому +5

    Friend: you better not play trash on the aux cord
    Me: hold my Pedersen

  • @mr_boombaw7957
    @mr_boombaw7957 5 років тому +186

    Read it as “Erotic Firearms”

    • @kickinrocks6055
      @kickinrocks6055 5 років тому +38

      Erotic firearms that fail to strip.

    • @Kevin-mx1vi
      @Kevin-mx1vi 5 років тому +11

      Wash your mind out with soap.

    • @proteus2103
      @proteus2103 5 років тому +3

      @yx xy I mean, the sten is actually exotic.

    • @michac.8283
      @michac.8283 5 років тому +6

      Shoot me harder daddy UwU, oh yeah OwO go full auto daddy!

    • @Bialy_1
      @Bialy_1 5 років тому +7

      In Poland there is this proverb that "hungry man always thinking about bread"... ;)

  • @ComputingCactus
    @ComputingCactus 5 років тому +7

    That bond arms one was like it farted out fairy dust due to the magic involved.

  • @ultrahevybeat
    @ultrahevybeat 4 роки тому

    My ak4 (Swedish g3) was so broken so I had a malfunction after every fire. My Sargent found it so funny when I did the proper procedures for a gun malfunction during a firefight like laying down, calling for covering fire and fixing the problem so it took like 2 months before I got a functioning rifle. I've seen every kind of chopped up cartridge there is. It often disassembled the bullet from the cartridge and gunpowder flew everywhere.

  • @agustintrivino9365
    @agustintrivino9365 2 роки тому +1

    I was expecting some footage with some background music, instead we get a nice and short explanation of what happened for each gun, really gotta love Ian

  • @skygrasper_47
    @skygrasper_47 5 років тому +6

    *uses ammo the gun maker specifically told them NOT to use*
    Whoa we got a badass over here

  • @ConFall
    @ConFall 5 років тому +4

    Epic "Ah shit I broke my gun" moment

    • @edi9892
      @edi9892 5 років тому

      There's a YT video with spectacular malfunctions including exploding frames and cylinders.
      I wonder what they did wrong. Wrong propellant?

  • @alextimpe9928
    @alextimpe9928 5 років тому +5

    As said in another comment oddly satisfying. Would love to see another video like this.

  • @jackmason5673
    @jackmason5673 Рік тому

    I doubt anyone will ever see a malfunction like the bond arms bullpup ever again that was spectacular

  • @gustavgnoettgen
    @gustavgnoettgen 4 роки тому

    I love to see gun parts wibbly-wobbling in slowmo. When barrels are suddenly rubber props, and yet it still works.
    Or doesn't! Nice compilation, very interesting.

  • @StrangerOman
    @StrangerOman 5 років тому +6

    Fine collections of oopsies-woopsies.

  • @cs512tr
    @cs512tr 5 років тому +9

    "ka-chunk"
    love it
    lol

  • @tanku4995
    @tanku4995 5 років тому +11

    a collection of nearly guns

  • @claytonhess5512
    @claytonhess5512 5 років тому +1

    Excellent video bud! Slo-mo reveals so much about high-speed mechanical functions!

  • @gusbailey68
    @gusbailey68 5 років тому +1

    That was great. More informative to see malfunctions than just watching a sewing machine run.