I met her, 15 years ago; I was told there was nothing left; no reason, no conscience, no understanding in even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, of good or evil, right or wrong. I met this... six-year-old dwarf with this blank, pale, emotionless face, and... the blackest eyes - the Devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach her, and then another seven trying to keep her locked up, because I realized that what was living behind that girls eyes was purely and simply... evil.
DF stories go so hard tbh, genuinely unpredictable but sensible plots, characters you grow attached to and almost always a tragic ending. I just lost my 250 citizen mountainhome to a lazy dwarf not pulling a lever across the room and a titan coming for its revenge. 😌
Bro imagine when curly’s old enough to join the militia and trains as a wrestler dwarf, turning her fists into deadlier weapons. Also the benefit of wearing proper armour considering she almost died to a single archer.
Thanks so much!!! Honestly it took ages to throw together because it was many streams worth of content (And my poor planning) I'm honored you like the final result!!
Who would have thought that the lack of a father figure would lead Curling Stone 2 to become such an unruly and murderous child without her father there to teach her better and or regulate her/ keep her disciplined.
This is the first video of yours I've seen and it includes having your dwarves sculpting lurid imagery of their peers. Absolute peak. Imagine your god comes down and gives explicit instructions to sculpt his slashfic.
You are a very entertaining DF streamer. Will be following moving forward! Its also encouraging cuz ive been wanting to start streaming and you come off as very natural compared to a lot of other streamers I've watched so its nice to see that its definitely possible.
thank you so much!!! to be totally honest I get a lot of hit and miss comments because I'm a bit different to the other Dwarf Fort creators xD I'm honored you like my content though thank you so much for your kind words
Found your channel after searching for a df tutorial since I’m trying to get back into it. Was happy to see you had more videos playing it. Gotta say, the commentary and edits are hilarious (and I’m only 13 minutes in mind you). Subbed 👍🏼
Great video man, I really enjoyed it. I never liked watching dwarf fortress before this but you made it really fun and easy to keep up with you’ll make it big if you keep it up man
I'm glad you think so!!!! I've definately got my own style with these (for better or worse) but I'm glad you liked it!!! I'll definitely try to keep pushing content and hopefully it makes more people happy and entertained
@@VonGalactic Oh jeeze, you don't have to thank me (but it's nice that you did). I'm just a gamedev myself I know it makes me feel good to get positive feedback, so I try to do the same thing for others across all mediums. Best of luck to you! I'm checking out your new video now!
@ no problem, I know most comments tend to be mean one so hitting you with a nice one is always good. But to keep up with internet tradition, your hair looks dry and your nail beds suck
Oh wow just came back to this video and realised that you’re new! Like. Less than 2k subscribers? You give off the impression of a much larger channel given your production value and how entertaining your content is! Hope you continue to make videos and achieve the success I think you deserve.
You are so kind!!!! Thank you for your kind words, I've always loved making videos but to be honest I've never really been lucky with it, I'm just glad people like my work right now and I'll continue making vids for as long as people enjoy them
You're walking through the fort There's people around but they don't seem to care Out of the corner of your eye, you spot her. (Curling Stone 2) She's following you, about 30 feet back Her fists are balled and she breaks into a sprint She's gaining on you! Curling Stone 2 You're looking for Armok but you're all turned around She's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on her fists My God, there's blood everywhere!
Working is a real stretch, but I used cage traps attached to levers in order to get the caged invaders released in the zones I wanted them to be. Also, you can toss goblins in lava pits the only worry is the goblin fights back once released and your dwarf falls in instead!
how did you do the timeskip?! i still haven't played the steam version but seeing you can actually choose what your dwarves make statues of...i'm sorely tempted
in DF hack before you get into the game (you're just deciding to do either fortress/adventure/legends) you can type "time" and find timeskip duration in the settings :)
I'm VonGalactic, I run this UA-cam channel with an iron fist, subscribe or join the discord for more content, I'll be doing more videos like this one ASAP
could be a vampire, vampires are extremely strong, though they are seldom children. They make great one man armies and can be looked up for all eternity or until they come in useful.
Saw this videos title, went past this video, clicked another video, searched for this video but didnt have it in right, found serial killer confessions
I met her, 15 years ago; I was told there was nothing left; no reason, no conscience, no understanding in even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, of good or evil, right or wrong. I met this... six-year-old dwarf with this blank, pale, emotionless face, and... the blackest eyes - the Devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach her, and then another seven trying to keep her locked up, because I realized that what was living behind that girls eyes was purely and simply... evil.
🥌...
Cook, chef
"Hard ship breeds character"
The character in question:
shipping/breeding children? really? wtf?
"Suffering builds strength"
The strength observed:
@@citricdemon ESL moment
@@citricdemon second definition of breed, dumbass.
Hardship* unless you were trying to say that erect ships pop out babies.
Damn this kid belongs in Baki's universe
She's TOO strong.
Definitely had Baki energy
@@Shinypiggy101yujiro aura
DF stories go so hard tbh, genuinely unpredictable but sensible plots, characters you grow attached to and almost always a tragic ending.
I just lost my 250 citizen mountainhome to a lazy dwarf not pulling a lever across the room and a titan coming for its revenge. 😌
Lol
Many such cases, sad.
Bro imagine when curly’s old enough to join the militia and trains as a wrestler dwarf, turning her fists into deadlier weapons. Also the benefit of wearing proper armour considering she almost died to a single archer.
I mean she's militia captain now, so I guess anything is possible... world domination?
i had a serial killer dwarf child as well the worst thing about it is they refuse to cage them and they take advantage of that.
They take advantage of our kindness 100%
Love these kidns of games, great story telling as well! Thank you! Definitely one of the most enjoyable DF storytellers I've seen thus far.
Thanks so much!!! Honestly it took ages to throw together because it was many streams worth of content (And my poor planning) I'm honored you like the final result!!
Edits were pretty good and the story was hilarious. Voice good too I guess for a sassy vtuber
ngl i laughed louder than i expected at the reverse noah's ark. absolutely great editing and humor, hope you get a living out of this.
You're so kind honestly, thanks so much I really appreciate the encouragement! I'll keep working on my channel 100%!!
Who would have thought that the lack of a father figure would lead Curling Stone 2 to become such an unruly and murderous child without her father there to teach her better and or regulate her/ keep her disciplined.
Either that or maybe it was an inevitability, and her dad would've been the first victim of the head-explode special
Nah man, that girl was specifically engineered, by God, to *kill stuff.* Father or not, she would have turned out the same
You called the guy that had his leg ripped off. "Chewing gum"
...
That is dope
I'm a big fan of the chewing gum dwarf ngl
I REALLY hope you do more DF playthroughs, this was a really entertaining fort and the editing was fantastic!
SEQUEL IS ON THE WAY!!!!!
Let's go Curling Stone! Glad she finally got a position fitting of her terrifying strength. It was inevitable.
SHE is inevitable (She will now be used to destroy the goblins)
now we need the next one: Curling stone 2: Rise to Power
She'll become the Queen of the realm
Keep up the videos, this is genuinely funny and good story telling for a small channel!! Keep pumping these out
Check out rimworld too, i think you would love it
Thanks so much!!!! Right now the algo seems to be happy with me so I'm definitely gonna try collating the footage for a sequel :)))
I really hope this series gets updated with another video. Amazing watch.
It's out NOW! I hope you like it!!
You have to assign a grave to the dwarf if you want stray bits of that dwarf to be interred somewhere more dignified than middle of a hallway
Wild, but i guess it makes perfect sense
Depends on if you were going for that whole hogwarts castle vibe.
"Yeah thats the ghost of jimmy pickaxe. He haunts the east wing bathroom."
This is the first video of yours I've seen and it includes having your dwarves sculpting lurid imagery of their peers. Absolute peak.
Imagine your god comes down and gives explicit instructions to sculpt his slashfic.
Call it my divine inspiration ;)
You've got yourself a new subscriber! I can't wait to see the next episode because I really want to know what Curling Stone will become!
It's out now!!!!
i like the "elf-san can't on a diet" cameo at 26:38
Its a Dwarven classic
This is one of the best dwarf content I have seen. Good work man.
Thanks so much!!!!! I appreciate it a lot
6:49 God I love Crundles. Gets in drunken brawl with a cat and the owner has to help but the crundle just goes after him like a wild rat.
I love them too, they are like the raccoons of the underworld
You are a very entertaining DF streamer.
Will be following moving forward!
Its also encouraging cuz ive been wanting to start streaming and you come off as very natural compared to a lot of other streamers I've watched so its nice to see that its definitely possible.
thank you so much!!! to be totally honest I get a lot of hit and miss comments because I'm a bit different to the other Dwarf Fort creators xD I'm honored you like my content though thank you so much for your kind words
Great narration and hilarious edit, thanks for your work! 💪🏻
Thank YOU for watching!!!!!
Found your channel after searching for a df tutorial since I’m trying to get back into it. Was happy to see you had more videos playing it. Gotta say, the commentary and edits are hilarious (and I’m only 13 minutes in mind you). Subbed 👍🏼
Thanks so much!!! I hope you liked the rest of the video
Curling Stone 2 is a menace and the star of this story
Part 2 is up NOWWWWWWW
In df children are always the most violent
It's the alcoholism from a young age
For real. The kids in my noob game throw tantrums or get possessed and just start attacking people in their way. I have no idea how to control it.
i read on reddit thats its because of their smaller size they can attack fast but with the same strenght as a regular dwarf
You know what i didnt hear too much about by the 26 minute mark?
Steel armor. Steel anything!
Lives are having steak here
No flux stone boss I think? I can't remember I'll be honest
That anime edit went hard
I'm glad you like it
Great video man, I really enjoyed it. I never liked watching dwarf fortress before this but you made it really fun and easy to keep up with you’ll make it big if you keep it up man
I'm glad you think so!!!! I've definately got my own style with these (for better or worse) but I'm glad you liked it!!! I'll definitely try to keep pushing content and hopefully it makes more people happy and entertained
Subscribed for this video. You should do more dorf fort videos, this was fun. Good luck with the channel!
Just uploaded a new one! Thanks so much for subbing
@@VonGalactic Oh jeeze, you don't have to thank me (but it's nice that you did). I'm just a gamedev myself I know it makes me feel good to get positive feedback, so I try to do the same thing for others across all mediums. Best of luck to you! I'm checking out your new video now!
Lmao this is so good. The story and the commentary is incredible. Peak DF content!!! More, please c:
Thanks so much!!! I've got a sequel in the works as we speak!
Great editing, great narrative, great humor, great voice.
Hope you'll do more of these or else...
MAGICIAN BRICK 💥
@@3NC3PH4L0N THANKS I WILL!!!!!❤
Would watch a very long playthrough of this! Keep them coming please :)
I stream on twitch if you're keen! Otherwise I have a sequel in the works right now! :)
I love the use of tilt shift in the intro
Thanks! I felt it would make it more ✨cinematic✨
This was really fun, well played!
Thanks so much!!!!
Love these, brother! keep it up!
Will do!!! Thanks so much
This was a great video please make more. It was a good listen while driving.
Part 2 is out now!! Glad you liked part 1!
It's not a dwarf, it's a redcap goblin in disguise.
I LOVE redcaps too tbh.
Really enjoyed your editing style
Thanks so much!!
@ no problem, I know most comments tend to be mean one so hitting you with a nice one is always good. But to keep up with internet tradition, your hair looks dry and your nail beds suck
"He's just getting stabbed... is this England?" 😂
Great video! Would love to see more DF content :D
I'm working on it!!! Thanks for watching :)
Oh wow just came back to this video and realised that you’re new! Like. Less than 2k subscribers? You give off the impression of a much larger channel given your production value and how entertaining your content is! Hope you continue to make videos and achieve the success I think you deserve.
You are so kind!!!! Thank you for your kind words, I've always loved making videos but to be honest I've never really been lucky with it, I'm just glad people like my work right now and I'll continue making vids for as long as people enjoy them
By the title, I was thinking you'd had a Vampire, or something, but this is even better.
I loved this! You should definitely do more❤
On it boss! I'm really glad you liked it
Cute avatar. Great narration and commentary. Instant sub.
That Shia/Shai joke smacked me like a boomerang. Recognition, confusion, dismissal, realization.
I've been online too long xD
Yeah, that was some awesome content. Bravo, sir!
Thanks so much!!!!
So epic. I can't wait to hear more!
@@SCREENDOORONSUBMARIN SOON! I'm gathering more content atm but I'm really glad you liked the video!!
The way it looks to me, that was Curling Stone's fort and she was just evicting the squatters.
It's her world, I just watch it play out
25:30 had me dead 😂
Banger video, epic fort, great voice
Thanks so much!!!!
It's a giant earthworm jim
idk if he can helicopter his head though
Great video man
Thanks so much!!!!
Awesome video, I hope you'll continue doing Dwarf Fortress content
I will! (Infact i'm streaming it tonight)
When I grow up, I want to be curlingstone - fun ride
🥌🥌🥌🥌🥌🥌 SAME
What a scary little murderchild 😱
I know right? (I'll try and make her even stronger)
More stories like this please!
I definitely will! I have a part 2 in the works right now :)
Eyyyy another narrative edited DF Creator! Lesgo!
HELL yeah!!!!!
Came for a Fort story stayed for Curlingstone
Theres a 2nd part ;) check out my latest video - it's in the same world!
i want more of curling stone history
I gently tapped the like button. It exploded into gore.
it's all the training you've been doing in the barracks
Sometimes the dorf giveth sometimes dorf receiveth
it's the way of the dwarves ofc
You're walking through the fort
There's people around but they don't seem to care
Out of the corner of your eye, you spot her.
(Curling Stone 2)
She's following you, about 30 feet back
Her fists are balled and she breaks into a sprint
She's gaining on you!
Curling Stone 2
You're looking for Armok but you're all turned around
She's almost upon you now
And you can see there's blood on her fists
My God, there's blood everywhere!
What a saga!
Part 2 coming SOON! XD
Very entertaining!
thank you so much!!!
It's the year 101, chat, they only figured out rain fifty years ago. Of course they haven't invented homophobia yet.
There's always time
What is your modpack that you use?
It's just DFHack, no other mods or additions!
I hope to see more dwarf fortress stuff^^
I'll upload more for you!!!
Subbed so i wont get hit with the brick
Loved that scene
You dodged the oldest spell in the book! Thanks for subscribing
I think it was manor-fish ( big rich person house, sea creature) rather than man-or-fish (furless biped , or sea creature)
perhaps, perhaps NAY
I'd love to see more DF vids!
Thanks!!! I'm workin on it!!!
Please what’s the source of the wizard brick I need it
Wigglewood on UA-cam & TikTok!
Holy hell this was funny, that's a like and sub
Thanks so much!!!!
11:20, 'they were room mates'
oh my god they were room mates
how did you get the coliseum working? also how do you toss goblins into lava pits?
Working is a real stretch, but I used cage traps attached to levers in order to get the caged invaders released in the zones I wanted them to be. Also, you can toss goblins in lava pits the only worry is the goblin fights back once released and your dwarf falls in instead!
@@VonGalactic can you give more details on how to set up the lava goblin sacrifices? And how to set up the cage traps to do that?
Amazing video
THanks so much!!!!!
Arx Fatalis background lore be like:
the hbomberguy of dwarf fortress
you got me started on him, i kinda see it tbh
excellent video
Thank you!!!!!
I wanna see more df content from you 😂
ON IT!!!!!
I don't know who you are but I like these kinds of videos so I'm saying it.
It's ok, you know me now
What’s the characters at the bottom
@@nickm6075 i imported some DF characters into streamavatars 👍
how did you do the timeskip?!
i still haven't played the steam version but seeing you can actually choose what your dwarves make statues of...i'm sorely tempted
in DF hack before you get into the game (you're just deciding to do either fortress/adventure/legends) you can type "time" and find timeskip duration in the settings :)
Really good vid ngl
Thanks so much!
idk who you are, but I enjoyed that video! thanks for the entertainment!
I'm VonGalactic, I run this UA-cam channel with an iron fist, subscribe or join the discord for more content, I'll be doing more videos like this one ASAP
Ah yes, the "dojo".
Just training wrestling with a block of tallow like a normal Dwarf!
How do you time skip???
DF hack!!! Type timeskip in the DFhack menu before you load a save. You can turn the weeks of preparation into months or years
could be a vampire, vampires are extremely strong, though they are seldom children. They make great one man armies and can be looked up for all eternity or until they come in useful.
I didnt know you could make a One Punch Man build in this game!
I don't think any of us did
Saw this videos title, went past this video, clicked another video, searched for this video but didnt have it in right, found serial killer confessions
Glad you found your way back to me though!!!
26:54 Am I the only one that misread this as "A towering, beakless teenager"?
The Curling Stone has been released from her bedroom
FKIN HIDE
DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT
I mean if their holding hands they could definitely be better warriors if their lovers just dont let one die and the other live
It's my dwarven Sacred Band Of Thebes
Where's my part 2? :(
working on it honey
IT'S OUT NOWWWWWWW
@@VonGalactic LFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
i cant wait to the next chapter of curling stone history (also the discord link is unvalid for some rason)
thanks for letting me know!!!! it's fixed now, I think it timed out (I'm an idiot)
Consider the like and subscribe buttons gently tickled
HEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck that was funny
thanks!!!!!
this is quality
I'm really glad you like it, thanks for watching!!
Jesus christ that kid is nutty
Good video
Thank you!!!!!