We're Sorry: Stephen Hawking Signature Wheelchair Discontinued

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  • @_danny
    @_danny  4 місяці тому +181

    They demonetized me for life please Subscribe!

    • @absentstars474
      @absentstars474 4 місяці тому +9

      Who is they???

    • @jr2904
      @jr2904 4 місяці тому +6

      ​@@absentstars474 they could be one person nowadays

    • @CommonScents952
      @CommonScents952 4 місяці тому

      He pre date her long time.

    • @HandiasTobil
      @HandiasTobil 4 місяці тому +4

      @@absentstars474 them/they

    • @thelastjohnwayne8726
      @thelastjohnwayne8726 4 місяці тому

      ​​@@absentstars474the people who are running )€₩tube, and obviously are upset about those making fun of p€d0's

  • @trublgrl
    @trublgrl 4 місяці тому +407

    I had a Predator on backorder, and now they say they won't ship it. I'm tired of crawling around on my Bill Clinton kneepads.

    • @C12341
      @C12341 4 місяці тому +9

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @OB.x
      @OB.x 4 місяці тому +8

      They're pretty awesome. I got one in 2000s when you could just mail order. I have 3 still. And now they're collectables and rare! Starting bid, 69,000,000

    • @trublgrl
      @trublgrl 4 місяці тому +11

      @@OB.x 69,000,000? I remember when you could get 'em as low as 12 or 13.

    • @dhereekleslie9763
      @dhereekleslie9763 4 місяці тому +3

      Hahahaha.. nice

    • @ComicGladiator
      @ComicGladiator 4 місяці тому +5

      Well done, have a cigar.

  • @eljumbotron4056
    @eljumbotron4056 4 місяці тому +96

    just imagining an eyes wide shut type party where everyone is trying to be anonymous in a mask then fucking stephen hawking comes wheeling in with his mask on.

    • @Anw4rr10r
      @Anw4rr10r 4 місяці тому +4

      😂😂😂

    • @ReignofIndepence
      @ReignofIndepence 4 місяці тому +1

      Do you think he had a really good wingman? "Like don't worry bro this 9 year old totally digs you she doesn't care about the wheelchair at all."
      I can't believe this is real shit

    • @dasraiser
      @dasraiser 4 місяці тому

      He was only ever invited to the BBC's Doctor Who themed eyes wide shut parties.

  • @AnnaMarina01
    @AnnaMarina01 4 місяці тому +79

    I certainly had everyone other than Hawking on my Lolita Express bingo card.

    • @briggy4359
      @briggy4359 4 місяці тому

      Dude was an unscrupulous and amoral perv, and a lot of his work was dedicated to escaping the concept of God.
      That isn't to say that atheists are all denying God to justify sins, but in his case....

    • @williamcozbie1233
      @williamcozbie1233 4 місяці тому +10

      It was only like 130 times, I’m sure he wouldn’t have diddled more than 10 or 15 kids.

    • @barrybb5409
      @barrybb5409 4 місяці тому

      Us tinfoil hat nutjob conspiracy theorists knew epstein had all the influential scientific celebrities there, it was just laughed at and we had our social media accounts deleted for speaking about it. Bill nye. Neil tyson. Etc. They all went multiple times.

    • @jackalenterprisesofohio
      @jackalenterprisesofohio 4 місяці тому

      Plottwist: Epson just really wanted to talk about math or science or whatever it is Hawking is known for (ASIDE from being disabled)

  • @runaway_slav
    @runaway_slav 4 місяці тому +70

    Gosh darn, now I have to rely on raytheon and lockheed-martin for my predator drone invalid-chairs

  • @RogerS1978
    @RogerS1978 4 місяці тому +253

    It's when the comedians are actually less satirical and more believable than reality

    • @TheOneWithOneopinion
      @TheOneWithOneopinion 4 місяці тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TheOneWithOneopinion
      @TheOneWithOneopinion 4 місяці тому

      People better start to be more clever now and take back the shit😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @icantcook9998
      @icantcook9998 4 місяці тому +4

      It's because we're living in a joke of the time

  • @Lowbrow_Mthakathi
    @Lowbrow_Mthakathi 4 місяці тому +111

    Say what you want but Hawking made the little things count

    • @trublgrl
      @trublgrl 4 місяці тому +19

      It's sad that you are going to hell for such a funny joke. 😁

    • @user-bk9fk2tq2z
      @user-bk9fk2tq2z 4 місяці тому

      Black holes in space weren't the only type of black holes he was interested in.....

    • @tonytangianu3482
      @tonytangianu3482 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@trublgrlam I going too? I laughed.😂

    • @trublgrl
      @trublgrl 4 місяці тому +1

      @@tonytangianu3482 We're all going. 🥺

    • @tonytangianu3482
      @tonytangianu3482 4 місяці тому +4

      @@trublgrl I actually think God has a sense of humour. How else do you explain every religion being the one true religion.👍

  • @rontimus
    @rontimus 4 місяці тому +22

    Sitting ovation!!!

  • @LookAtThisRock
    @LookAtThisRock 4 місяці тому +161

    0:45 "Traverse the many bumps and hills of Epstein Island" Actually, Epistein's Island was handicap accessible and was build per ADA standards. I mean, Epistein was a monster but he wasn't heartless.....ok....he was heartless but he knew better than to mess with the ADA.

    • @_danny
      @_danny  4 місяці тому +22

      Thank you for clearing that up

    • @dmeritt3425
      @dmeritt3425 4 місяці тому +15

      Pardon me, but how do you know Epstein Island is ADA compliant?

    • @itisabird
      @itisabird 4 місяці тому +6

      It was quite probably satirical. The bumps and hills are most likely referential to women's anatomy.

    • @palaceofwisdom9448
      @palaceofwisdom9448 4 місяці тому +7

      Given Hawking's very limited movement, I imagine he was taking girls for a ride in his chair and using the bumps to his advantage.

    • @Ingchao
      @Ingchao 4 місяці тому +1

      He clearly couldn't feel anything. So he watched and directed

  • @MichaelAndersonShow
    @MichaelAndersonShow 4 місяці тому +38

    Ha, imagine if Sunrise could confiscate his wheelchair and leave him crawling with his jaw on the floor like some kind of malfunctioning turtle

  • @kingarthur5110
    @kingarthur5110 4 місяці тому +10

    Hawking being on the list really came out of left field, not gonna lie...

  • @edrosa3485
    @edrosa3485 4 місяці тому +2

    "The Predator" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @JamesScrote
    @JamesScrote 4 місяці тому +85

    I wish more companies had this kind of accountability. I will continue to patronize your fine establishment

  • @LastEarBender
    @LastEarBender 4 місяці тому +6

    That's how we roll

  • @caedrewan
    @caedrewan 4 місяці тому +4

    love the awkward half smile at the end

  • @KayJay940
    @KayJay940 4 місяці тому +3

    Hawking was down there playing Leisure Suit Larry in 8bit VR.

  • @minetest-dog-of-war-server
    @minetest-dog-of-war-server 4 місяці тому +1

    I heard Hawking didn't need the wheelchair, he was able to chase kids around Jeff's island on his feet

  • @briancrocker9926
    @briancrocker9926 4 місяці тому +4

    Danny "the Pander Bear" Polishchuk LOL

  • @RandomBogey
    @RandomBogey 4 місяці тому +26

    Does this mean you’ll be refunding customers who have recently purchased a predator series wheelchair or will they still ship? Asking for a friend…

  • @nyanko2077
    @nyanko2077 4 місяці тому +6

    "It's not the chair, it's the pilot". Well done, Sunrise Medical. Now if you happened to make a Predator 2 in the future, hum, how much would it be? I'm asking for a friend...

  • @allouttabubblegum1984
    @allouttabubblegum1984 4 місяці тому +2

    My friend in the other room thought this was an actual video!😂

  • @marionlesniewski7415
    @marionlesniewski7415 4 місяці тому +2

    The Predator…😂😂😂!

  • @felaciosuxonadik8517
    @felaciosuxonadik8517 4 місяці тому +4

    Pure comedy gold!!!

  • @OB.x
    @OB.x 4 місяці тому +6

    AWESOME! That means my Predator wheelchair is now a rare collectable!

  • @FatNorthernBigot
    @FatNorthernBigot 4 місяці тому +1

    Mr Hawking saw "The Blue Screen of Death" just in time.

  • @adamsmith-wi3qg
    @adamsmith-wi3qg 4 місяці тому +5

    Frankly I'm shocked that General Atomics allowed you to use the "Predator" moniker to begin with

  • @gdu370
    @gdu370 4 місяці тому

    Thank you for standing up for your company brand

  • @deezyD93
    @deezyD93 4 місяці тому +2

    The predator 😂

  • @elder.sasquatch.kamooh
    @elder.sasquatch.kamooh 4 місяці тому +3

    At a certain point this is just resume building for commercial work

  • @jhonviel7381
    @jhonviel7381 4 місяці тому +4

    i cant believe this is real. we need to cancel hawking!

  • @4.0.4
    @4.0.4 4 місяці тому

    "Ah yes tickle my ear baby"
    - Stephen Hawking

  • @mrbisshie
    @mrbisshie 4 місяці тому

    Remember, Wikipedia removed the mention of "the list" from Stephen Hawking's Wikipedia page.

  • @moleb6341
    @moleb6341 4 місяці тому +1

    Thanks. Your best one in a while!

  • @GhostofJamesMadison
    @GhostofJamesMadison 4 місяці тому +4

    Im starting to think doing math problems naked wasnt his super secret method like he told me in middle school all those years ago...

  • @sv4996
    @sv4996 4 місяці тому +5

    Think Hawking could even get it up or he just had them ride the joystick on his chair and make it do stunt driving?

  • @OoTRIGGAMANoO
    @OoTRIGGAMANoO 4 місяці тому +5

    Ya can go from one of the smartest people in history to Jared from Subway in the blink of a camera flash... And then subsequent release of said photos.

  • @honkeykong9563
    @honkeykong9563 4 місяці тому +1

    From what I read, Hawkins was bedding women, one right after another. You could say he was on a roll.

  • @sharonrigs7999
    @sharonrigs7999 4 місяці тому

    I can just imagine him dirty talking with his robot voice 😂

  • @iuploadulike
    @iuploadulike 4 місяці тому

    Another good one, Danny.

  • @Simply_chase
    @Simply_chase 4 місяці тому +1

    Never disappoints

  • @ShinKaijuPrince
    @ShinKaijuPrince 4 місяці тому +2

    I honestly had a hard time discerning whether or not this was real.

  • @lawsattitude1999
    @lawsattitude1999 4 місяці тому +12

    "Sunrise Medical stands firmly... Or, arrr, sits with, the victims of sex trafficking". I'm dead.

  • @hmao4466
    @hmao4466 4 місяці тому

    It's always the quiet ones you have to watch...

  • @newbietubie
    @newbietubie 4 місяці тому +1

    This was hilarious!

  • @stevenzepeda5930
    @stevenzepeda5930 4 місяці тому +21

    Thank you for your duty to the truth and justice of the right side of history, i will always remember sunrise medical as the honest, good people who have always stood for the truth. --I mean sat

  • @MKTyphon
    @MKTyphon 4 місяці тому +6

    Aw, so that why they called the wheelchair predator. Steven Hawking, I see what you did there.

  • @jdmb03
    @jdmb03 4 місяці тому

    Gives new meaning to "joystick".

  • @MichaelAndersonShow
    @MichaelAndersonShow 4 місяці тому +2

    Swerved by the hawk

  • @Chemafur
    @Chemafur 4 місяці тому

    Hawking got his wheelchair from the predator 2018 movie promotion.

  • @KingFelix
    @KingFelix 4 місяці тому

    This is amazing

  • @Rolfe89
    @Rolfe89 4 місяці тому +3

    My token sacrifice to the algorithm

  • @drshoe8744
    @drshoe8744 4 місяці тому

    SooOooo, looks like old Stephen still had One Working Muscle?!?!

  • @alexellinson3405
    @alexellinson3405 4 місяці тому +1

    So!....He's serious & this is not satirical???...Hahahahhahahahahahahahaha!

  • @ChadOfAllChads
    @ChadOfAllChads 4 місяці тому +1

    Honestly haven't had a predator ever since I traded them in for my Prince Andrew 03s. They got some serious tread!

  • @yellowfellow7246
    @yellowfellow7246 4 місяці тому +2

    As someone who identifies as a lion, I have to say I feel extremely offended at the way the word "predator" is used in this video, almost like a slur. It is extremely bigoted to assume that just because one hunts for impala in the sun baked savanah of the Serengeti, one is automatically a danger to society. Please stop predator discrimination.

  • @liamo6889
    @liamo6889 4 місяці тому +2

    To be fair they probably just wheeled him in and turned the power off and took a picture of him. The orgy happened and he was stuck there then his computer voice machine had a glitch that kept repeating "oh yes" which happened because he was talking about Churchill dog
    Easy mistake.

  • @hugoortiz9876
    @hugoortiz9876 4 місяці тому +1

    I thought this was a real message to the public. This guy fool me😂

  • @baaamakingbaaaa
    @baaamakingbaaaa 4 місяці тому +7

    They are keeping the child's version though, right?

    • @Wired4Life2
      @Wired4Life2 4 місяці тому +2

      After they get fully sanitized of all bodily fluids.

    • @idadru
      @idadru 4 місяці тому +5

      The Child Predator completely changed the game

  • @foff-666
    @foff-666 4 місяці тому

    This has Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse energy :)

  • @dennisk2556
    @dennisk2556 4 місяці тому +1

    Imagine having to listen to the creepy bot voice,while sitting on his lap,well we know at least he's innocent and kept his hands to himself.lolz

  • @QIKUGAMES-QIKU
    @QIKUGAMES-QIKU 4 місяці тому +6

    He was a remote controlled Talking robot that was stuck as evil fks wheeled him around and spoke through a computer acting as he was answering people 😂😮😢

    • @jackalenterprisesofohio
      @jackalenterprisesofohio 4 місяці тому

      What? No, it was obviously JFK's assassin pretending to be some random disabled guy.
      I mean would you expect a wheelchair bound person to have been the one who shot J.R., I mean Mr Burns, I mean Abraham Lincoln, you know what I mean.

  • @ogregolabo
    @ogregolabo 4 місяці тому

    Thanks

  • @Hectormk4bora
    @Hectormk4bora 4 місяці тому

    Wait they fr called it the predator?! NAHHH FAM 😂😂😂

  • @freesaxon6835
    @freesaxon6835 4 місяці тому

    Comedy = reality

  • @user-xk1sy9pl6z
    @user-xk1sy9pl6z 4 місяці тому +1

    "Imagine my embarassment when I found out in the afterlife that God IS real! I'm blaming Dikki Dawkins on this one. The good news is that my mobility is restored, the bad news is that I'll be swirling about in the lake of fire for all eternity."- Stevie Hawking- probably...

  • @MarleneWalker-su8ku
    @MarleneWalker-su8ku 4 місяці тому +1

    I would like to se a Breif History of his Time on the Island , wonder if it contains a big bang😅

  • @n-dawwg2570
    @n-dawwg2570 4 місяці тому

    Lmao the predator

  • @jasonotto9126
    @jasonotto9126 4 місяці тому

    Gold

  • @lat-roc9733
    @lat-roc9733 4 місяці тому +1

    Fantastic. Keep it up. If you have any Predator/Hawking adverts..................

  • @missiletm
    @missiletm 4 місяці тому

    Is this the same chair he had on Epstien Island? If so, I totally get the name….

  • @masaharumorimoto4761
    @masaharumorimoto4761 4 місяці тому

    HAAAAAA!!!! Love ya dude! Wheels4life

  • @noir66146
    @noir66146 4 місяці тому

    go steven !

  • @CH-ml4rz
    @CH-ml4rz 4 місяці тому

    DANNY, are you featuring for Ryan on the EU tour?!

  • @DontForgetOldKolobok
    @DontForgetOldKolobok 4 місяці тому

    This guy reminds me of Edgar from Men in Black

  • @davidcooke8005
    @davidcooke8005 4 місяці тому

    Of all the people on that list, they threw the cripple under the bus.

  • @knightforlorn6731
    @knightforlorn6731 4 місяці тому

    Steven Hawkins has been discontinued

  • @mindzeye270
    @mindzeye270 4 місяці тому +17

    Lol I wish these people would be held accountable. Not sure if that will ever happen. Funny AF though

    • @Ieatpaste23
      @Ieatpaste23 4 місяці тому +4

      He's dead, so I'm sure he's getting his.

    • @mindzeye270
      @mindzeye270 4 місяці тому

      @@Ieatpaste23 I heard Megan Kelly may have proof he's alive. Allegedly. I haven't looked into it but heard about it yesterday.

    • @Alexanderrr3r
      @Alexanderrr3r 4 місяці тому +2

      Accountable for what? This was fake story.

    • @mindzeye270
      @mindzeye270 4 місяці тому

      @@Alexanderrr3r Maxwell got charged and put in jail with nobody on the list charged.
      Allegedly

    • @Alexanderrr3r
      @Alexanderrr3r 4 місяці тому

      @@mindzeye270 I mean - People should be punished for their crimes, but there is no claims against Hawkings.

  • @WertyQ543
    @WertyQ543 4 місяці тому +1

    Is Davros dead yet
    Because you still hear his voice on the computer for some strange reason

  • @HandiasTobil
    @HandiasTobil 4 місяці тому +1

    will they address the issue on their children's predator line defects with motorized control stick being installed in the middle of the seating cushion?

  • @applanateearth586
    @applanateearth586 4 місяці тому

    I personally think it is a great selling point that you should further develop. The predictor bondage addition. Gimp mask leather finishes, built in butt plugs and whips. If we just keep talking the possibilities are endless! 😂😂😂❤❤🎉

  • @tannerbryan1890
    @tannerbryan1890 4 місяці тому

    😂😂😂

  • @thebubbacontinuum2645
    @thebubbacontinuum2645 4 місяці тому

    Wait...this isn't a real ad?

  • @madisonv_7
    @madisonv_7 4 місяці тому

    Sits 😅😅😅

  • @nawdawg813
    @nawdawg813 3 місяці тому

    Damn I didn’t know they called it the predator. Makes sense tho.

  • @Renee-kk1hf
    @Renee-kk1hf 4 місяці тому

    😆👏

  • @ralphh4131
    @ralphh4131 4 місяці тому

    Lol

  • @texasfirst3991
    @texasfirst3991 4 місяці тому +1

    Secret Jewish Tunnels?

  • @paulfroelich1024
    @paulfroelich1024 2 місяці тому

    I sell Sunrise products, I am sending this to my rep at Sunrise Medical.

  • @infidelmat
    @infidelmat 4 місяці тому

    And the Hawking estate files lawsuit in 3...2..1...

  • @js0pk0
    @js0pk0 4 місяці тому

    just ..because what stream doe?

  • @zve482
    @zve482 4 місяці тому

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jasonzacharias2150
    @jasonzacharias2150 4 місяці тому

    The Urrpenstein black site coverup is just the top of the nick ice berg... Imagine the stuff they are getting away with right under your nose..

  • @liliarosales1961
    @liliarosales1961 4 місяці тому

    AHAHAHAHAHA

  • @myturkishlife1777
    @myturkishlife1777 4 місяці тому

    Maybe he thought it was "Einstein's" island 😊
    Have a great day everyone 👍

    • @trixmania
      @trixmania 4 місяці тому

      Does that lower his iq level?

  • @agaba5500
    @agaba5500 4 місяці тому

    your hands are gigantic and your lower jaw has a 20 degree tilt to the left

  • @josdav07
    @josdav07 4 місяці тому

    Noooo, not the predator.

  • @meisterlampe749
    @meisterlampe749 4 місяці тому

    Had to increase volume to 200% to hear anything at all..

  • @jonnyxcontra
    @jonnyxcontra 4 місяці тому

    hahahahh

  • @thetechnocrat4979
    @thetechnocrat4979 4 місяці тому +3

    I still cannot believe that Stephen Hawking is on that list. My faith in humanity wanes.

    • @heatherstewart9300
      @heatherstewart9300 4 місяці тому

      The list is only a list of contacts, not a flight list. Very good chance it was some kind of business proposition or the Cabal trying to buy or steal Hawking's info.

    • @dcoy8666
      @dcoy8666 4 місяці тому +6

      I'm sorry you are disappointed bro but he really wasn't that good of a guy even before. Him cheating on his wife was already a public fact prior to this

    • @thetechnocrat4979
      @thetechnocrat4979 4 місяці тому +1

      @@dcoy8666
      Yes. True. I just hope that his scientific contributions are proven to be useful to us. Otherwise, he has no redemption.

    • @briggy4359
      @briggy4359 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@thetechnocrat4979 his books are by and large exercises in escaping moral responsibility.

  • @AgentSMITH-kp2nw
    @AgentSMITH-kp2nw 4 місяці тому

    Damn.
    Back to the old Reeves it is......