We're Sorry: Stephen Hawking Signature Wheelchair Discontinued
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Who is they???
@@absentstars474 they could be one person nowadays
He pre date her long time.
@@absentstars474 them/they
@@absentstars474the people who are running )€₩tube, and obviously are upset about those making fun of p€d0's
I had a Predator on backorder, and now they say they won't ship it. I'm tired of crawling around on my Bill Clinton kneepads.
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They're pretty awesome. I got one in 2000s when you could just mail order. I have 3 still. And now they're collectables and rare! Starting bid, 69,000,000
@@OB.x 69,000,000? I remember when you could get 'em as low as 12 or 13.
Hahahaha.. nice
Well done, have a cigar.
just imagining an eyes wide shut type party where everyone is trying to be anonymous in a mask then fucking stephen hawking comes wheeling in with his mask on.
😂😂😂
Do you think he had a really good wingman? "Like don't worry bro this 9 year old totally digs you she doesn't care about the wheelchair at all."
I can't believe this is real shit
He was only ever invited to the BBC's Doctor Who themed eyes wide shut parties.
I certainly had everyone other than Hawking on my Lolita Express bingo card.
Dude was an unscrupulous and amoral perv, and a lot of his work was dedicated to escaping the concept of God.
That isn't to say that atheists are all denying God to justify sins, but in his case....
It was only like 130 times, I’m sure he wouldn’t have diddled more than 10 or 15 kids.
Us tinfoil hat nutjob conspiracy theorists knew epstein had all the influential scientific celebrities there, it was just laughed at and we had our social media accounts deleted for speaking about it. Bill nye. Neil tyson. Etc. They all went multiple times.
Plottwist: Epson just really wanted to talk about math or science or whatever it is Hawking is known for (ASIDE from being disabled)
Gosh darn, now I have to rely on raytheon and lockheed-martin for my predator drone invalid-chairs
It's when the comedians are actually less satirical and more believable than reality
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People better start to be more clever now and take back the shit😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It's because we're living in a joke of the time
Say what you want but Hawking made the little things count
It's sad that you are going to hell for such a funny joke. 😁
Black holes in space weren't the only type of black holes he was interested in.....
@@trublgrlam I going too? I laughed.😂
@@tonytangianu3482 We're all going. 🥺
@@trublgrl I actually think God has a sense of humour. How else do you explain every religion being the one true religion.👍
Sitting ovation!!!
0:45 "Traverse the many bumps and hills of Epstein Island" Actually, Epistein's Island was handicap accessible and was build per ADA standards. I mean, Epistein was a monster but he wasn't heartless.....ok....he was heartless but he knew better than to mess with the ADA.
Thank you for clearing that up
Pardon me, but how do you know Epstein Island is ADA compliant?
It was quite probably satirical. The bumps and hills are most likely referential to women's anatomy.
Given Hawking's very limited movement, I imagine he was taking girls for a ride in his chair and using the bumps to his advantage.
He clearly couldn't feel anything. So he watched and directed
Ha, imagine if Sunrise could confiscate his wheelchair and leave him crawling with his jaw on the floor like some kind of malfunctioning turtle
Why?
Quite the visual.
That's fucked mate ...but I love it😂😂😂😂🇭🇲
Hawking being on the list really came out of left field, not gonna lie...
"The Predator" 🤣🤣🤣
I wish more companies had this kind of accountability. I will continue to patronize your fine establishment
That's how we roll
love the awkward half smile at the end
Hawking was down there playing Leisure Suit Larry in 8bit VR.
I heard Hawking didn't need the wheelchair, he was able to chase kids around Jeff's island on his feet
Danny "the Pander Bear" Polishchuk LOL
Does this mean you’ll be refunding customers who have recently purchased a predator series wheelchair or will they still ship? Asking for a friend…
"It's not the chair, it's the pilot". Well done, Sunrise Medical. Now if you happened to make a Predator 2 in the future, hum, how much would it be? I'm asking for a friend...
My friend in the other room thought this was an actual video!😂
The Predator…😂😂😂!
Pure comedy gold!!!
AWESOME! That means my Predator wheelchair is now a rare collectable!
Mr Hawking saw "The Blue Screen of Death" just in time.
Frankly I'm shocked that General Atomics allowed you to use the "Predator" moniker to begin with
Thank you for standing up for your company brand
The predator 😂
At a certain point this is just resume building for commercial work
i cant believe this is real. we need to cancel hawking!
"Ah yes tickle my ear baby"
- Stephen Hawking
Remember, Wikipedia removed the mention of "the list" from Stephen Hawking's Wikipedia page.
Thanks. Your best one in a while!
Im starting to think doing math problems naked wasnt his super secret method like he told me in middle school all those years ago...
Think Hawking could even get it up or he just had them ride the joystick on his chair and make it do stunt driving?
😂🤣😂🤣
Do you think he used protection?
I wonder if he used A VPN
Ya can go from one of the smartest people in history to Jared from Subway in the blink of a camera flash... And then subsequent release of said photos.
From what I read, Hawkins was bedding women, one right after another. You could say he was on a roll.
I can just imagine him dirty talking with his robot voice 😂
Another good one, Danny.
Never disappoints
I honestly had a hard time discerning whether or not this was real.
"Sunrise Medical stands firmly... Or, arrr, sits with, the victims of sex trafficking". I'm dead.
It's always the quiet ones you have to watch...
This was hilarious!
Thank you for your duty to the truth and justice of the right side of history, i will always remember sunrise medical as the honest, good people who have always stood for the truth. --I mean sat
Aw, so that why they called the wheelchair predator. Steven Hawking, I see what you did there.
Gives new meaning to "joystick".
Swerved by the hawk
Hawking got his wheelchair from the predator 2018 movie promotion.
This is amazing
My token sacrifice to the algorithm
SooOooo, looks like old Stephen still had One Working Muscle?!?!
So!....He's serious & this is not satirical???...Hahahahhahahahahahahahaha!
Honestly haven't had a predator ever since I traded them in for my Prince Andrew 03s. They got some serious tread!
And 100% waterproof too.
As someone who identifies as a lion, I have to say I feel extremely offended at the way the word "predator" is used in this video, almost like a slur. It is extremely bigoted to assume that just because one hunts for impala in the sun baked savanah of the Serengeti, one is automatically a danger to society. Please stop predator discrimination.
To be fair they probably just wheeled him in and turned the power off and took a picture of him. The orgy happened and he was stuck there then his computer voice machine had a glitch that kept repeating "oh yes" which happened because he was talking about Churchill dog
Easy mistake.
I thought this was a real message to the public. This guy fool me😂
They are keeping the child's version though, right?
After they get fully sanitized of all bodily fluids.
The Child Predator completely changed the game
This has Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse energy :)
Imagine having to listen to the creepy bot voice,while sitting on his lap,well we know at least he's innocent and kept his hands to himself.lolz
He was a remote controlled Talking robot that was stuck as evil fks wheeled him around and spoke through a computer acting as he was answering people 😂😮😢
What? No, it was obviously JFK's assassin pretending to be some random disabled guy.
I mean would you expect a wheelchair bound person to have been the one who shot J.R., I mean Mr Burns, I mean Abraham Lincoln, you know what I mean.
Thanks
Wait they fr called it the predator?! NAHHH FAM 😂😂😂
Comedy = reality
"Imagine my embarassment when I found out in the afterlife that God IS real! I'm blaming Dikki Dawkins on this one. The good news is that my mobility is restored, the bad news is that I'll be swirling about in the lake of fire for all eternity."- Stevie Hawking- probably...
I would like to se a Breif History of his Time on the Island , wonder if it contains a big bang😅
Lmao the predator
Gold
Fantastic. Keep it up. If you have any Predator/Hawking adverts..................
Is this the same chair he had on Epstien Island? If so, I totally get the name….
HAAAAAA!!!! Love ya dude! Wheels4life
go steven !
DANNY, are you featuring for Ryan on the EU tour?!
This guy reminds me of Edgar from Men in Black
Of all the people on that list, they threw the cripple under the bus.
Steven Hawkins has been discontinued
Lol I wish these people would be held accountable. Not sure if that will ever happen. Funny AF though
He's dead, so I'm sure he's getting his.
@@Ieatpaste23 I heard Megan Kelly may have proof he's alive. Allegedly. I haven't looked into it but heard about it yesterday.
Accountable for what? This was fake story.
@@Alexanderrr3r Maxwell got charged and put in jail with nobody on the list charged.
Allegedly
@@mindzeye270 I mean - People should be punished for their crimes, but there is no claims against Hawkings.
Is Davros dead yet
Because you still hear his voice on the computer for some strange reason
will they address the issue on their children's predator line defects with motorized control stick being installed in the middle of the seating cushion?
I personally think it is a great selling point that you should further develop. The predictor bondage addition. Gimp mask leather finishes, built in butt plugs and whips. If we just keep talking the possibilities are endless! 😂😂😂❤❤🎉
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Wait...this isn't a real ad?
Sits 😅😅😅
Damn I didn’t know they called it the predator. Makes sense tho.
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Lol
Secret Jewish Tunnels?
I sell Sunrise products, I am sending this to my rep at Sunrise Medical.
And the Hawking estate files lawsuit in 3...2..1...
just ..because what stream doe?
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The Urrpenstein black site coverup is just the top of the nick ice berg... Imagine the stuff they are getting away with right under your nose..
AHAHAHAHAHA
Maybe he thought it was "Einstein's" island 😊
Have a great day everyone 👍
Does that lower his iq level?
your hands are gigantic and your lower jaw has a 20 degree tilt to the left
Noooo, not the predator.
Had to increase volume to 200% to hear anything at all..
hahahahh
I still cannot believe that Stephen Hawking is on that list. My faith in humanity wanes.
The list is only a list of contacts, not a flight list. Very good chance it was some kind of business proposition or the Cabal trying to buy or steal Hawking's info.
I'm sorry you are disappointed bro but he really wasn't that good of a guy even before. Him cheating on his wife was already a public fact prior to this
@@dcoy8666
Yes. True. I just hope that his scientific contributions are proven to be useful to us. Otherwise, he has no redemption.
@thetechnocrat4979 his books are by and large exercises in escaping moral responsibility.
Damn.
Back to the old Reeves it is......