Don’t forget checking the weather in the city of everyone you know and alerting them if there is a 10% chance of rain, then alerting them a second and third time if they don’t meet your level of panic.
I had to move in with my Dad to care for him and he would fuss about how much he hated the paper these days. They removed the TV section etc... He would say I don’t want to get it anymore, waste of money etc... so, I cancelled it. He was so sad. Happiest day of his life was when I had them start delivering it again. He would go to the front door in his boxers to get his paper. My Dad passed away in January, I miss everything about him. These are the things that make me smile the most. One of a kind, as it should be. Love you Daddy!
I too moved in to take care of my Father. Fortunately he is still with me and still saying almost all these things. I’m sorry for your loss. It is nice to know though that some things will always stay with you. BTW, what’s with the pork chops?? I think my Dad loves them mostly because he can’t gnaw on them like a wild animal. 😂
My dad would get home from work , chew his dinner, read the rest of the paper, watch Gunsmoke, shower and end the evenings with Johnny Carson. Classic!!!
OH my gosh. My mom teases me because I call the newspaper the "dead bodies report!" My first section. Gen X here but, from crossover years from Boomers.
One time I was watching anime on the toilet, little did I know my phone connected to the Bluetooth in the family room, so my dad comes to me panicking saying that the Chinese “hacked” the speaker.
Slamming doors close, slamming cabinets closed, SNEEZING LOUD AS FUCK, taking their chair out by scraping it across the floor loudly, throwing silverware and plates into the sink instead of quietly placing them in there, dropping their keys, turning the tv on the morning news at loud volume, leaving the house with the tv still fucking on loud as fuck
I loved the newspaper and coffee brewing ASMR. These days as an adult, I get my news from my phone and my coffee at a local coffee shop. It's more convenient but not the same.
this is my dad with the coffee and glasses, but he reads the wall street journal online and sends me articles, but i can’t read them because i don’t have a subscription
I wish I can get up at 3:45 and head to work by 4:30 😂 but I stay in bed till 7 am and don’t get home till 5:55 or 6:00 pm. Hell I’m lucky enough if I ever make it to work at 7:45 am sometimes if I wake up extra early like 4:55 I can be at work by 6:50 😂
The truest thing is that particular Thermous being unbreakable. We have had 2 in the family since forever ago. They will outlast me, the next world war, the next ice age, and be used for my descendants hot tea.
They would argue that the life support machine is "useful" technology and that smartphones are just for messing around. Well gee I didn't know managing my bank account and applying for a job on my smartphone was "messing around". Furthermore... Didn't boomers create smartphones?? *Drops mic*
Mine too. Laughed as we both got older, his laughter followed mine after asking "What?". But Oh My Dog not a day goes by that I don't miss him. Or see something only to think Da would love this. Or hate it. Dads are a special type of funny.
My dad only got up early if he absolutely had to. HIS dad, however, was up at 3-4am daily. It was great as a kid when we'd sleep over because grandad would always be up and ready to play with us long before our parents. Even better at Christmas when he'd tell us we'd just missed Santa, then go make us some toast and watch cartoons with us until everyone else was up.
My dad, who was too old to be a boomer (born in 1933), I would get up at 3:30 every morning to milk the cows. Me and my brother (generation X) learn quickly we better be up when he gets up, or there would be hell to pay.
I’ve watched this video more times than I can remember lol my moms name is Sharon and this reminded me of my dad so much!! He passed away in 2017 so seeing this and how accurately you portrayed his generation really made me laugh/smile!
Toasters have been around since 30s, strange looking contraptions. efore that toasted in oven. I have toast over a campfire. Toast= easiest food to fix.
This is spot on lol. Getting up way too early, all the sighs, the glasses and newspaper, the thermos from the 70s.... 🤣 Oh and instead of caramels, my dad ate reeces every day after work.
Yea there is a old slob at my local bar that does that it's annoying AS FUCK !!! every person who walks in "that's my cousin,daughter in law, second aunt blah blah . " Like dude STFU !
My step dad does this but with my workplace. He goes to multiple buildings in the company to do their AC. Basicly, imagine working at best buy and it goes. Dad : Did you hear Frank had a baby? Me: What? Who is Frank? Dad: You know frank he does accounting for the best buy 50 miles from you. Me:Why would i know frank? Dad: You totally met Frank. He has the hair.
This is my father. Always giving orders, never moving a finger, but always boasting about how early he got up and how much he does. What an accurate depiction. Bravo!
This remind me of when I was young I would get up with my Grandfather he would make 2 cups of coffee one for me and the other for him. I would make us toast and we would split the paper and start reading for about 30-40 mins.
I wish I would have spent more time with my grandpa. One of my favorite memories is when I ran into him at a Wendys on my way back from classes when he was on lunch break with my uncle. He bought my burger and we sat around talking for about an hour.
Morning coffee, toast and newspaper is sacred time. Shared with a grampa, then it's church. I learned to dunk from my Dad. Skills passed on to the younger generation.
@Sorek Ben-Ephraim I love these comments cause I personally don't think it's relevant to the time period. These things kinda naturally happen as you get older lol
@ג'וקר נשי Can you blame them? I’d rather be stuck in the past than continue to deal with the 21st Century that’s overrun with spoiled, trust fund millennial low IQ morons, who claim that “males” can menstruate, cancel anyone who disagrees with them, support elementary aged children undergoing gender reassignment therapy, and think white supremacists are hiding around every corner just waiting to jump out and kill them. I couldn’t make up this shit if I tried….
This reminds me of my father other than the newspaper… I still remember him going to work with a big heavy jacket on and his lunch (the Stanley bottle in this case) in his hand, life was simpler then ❤
"God, you teenagers. It's impossible to get you up in the morning, it takes like an hour or two for you to get ready!" - my mom, who goes to bed at 6:00 PM and wakes up at 3:00, said to me, who goes to bed at 11:30 and wakes up at 6:30.
She probably won't believe this but you can clap back that teenagers are not getting enough sleep. School start times are messing with your natural sleep cycle and you do most of your development while sleeping. So that's why it's hard to get teens up they're literally interrupting your development.
@@maxxcastillo9347 Yes, yes it is. For example, you can label beef as "grass fed" but what that means is you can feed your cow grass for short period of time but feed it grain the rest of the time.
@@MrFredstt Actually it's a legal term strictly defined by the USDA that requires lots time, money, and inspections to be used. It only applies to food and other crops (like cotton) though. The specific definition can vary country to country. Whether or not it's actually better for you or for the environment is up for debate. Personally I don't think it is and I grew up on an organic farm lol
It was more heartwarming than funny. The way he headed out to work, I just wanted to give him a hug and say "thank you for working still to put food on our table, dad".
So far this is like the 900th comment saying something about dad noises. I had to finally say something because until this moment I just thought my dad must be the worlds most annoying person. The noises that man makes..... smdh. It’s been many years since I lived in his house but I can still here him in the mornings. Sniffling, coughing, sneezing, clearing his throat, talking to the dog and the cat, walking around seemingly opening and closing everything with a hinge in the house all while have zero regard for anyone not awake at 4am. Used to drive me insane. Turns out he’s just a dad.
Gosh when i was a kid staying at my grandparents every weekend, i purposely went to bed early & woke up at 4AM so i could have my cup of milk & toast with my grandpa while he read the paper. One of my favorite childhood memories these days. Now I’m almost 25 & am turning into him. The accuracy 😂😂😂
paladin876 Actually boomers are worse than any other generation. They have no concept of other people’s existence and rights. Case in point: how many boomers have you seen look when crossing the road? I have yet to see any do it.
@@matthew8153 Baby boomers are the demographic cohort following the Silent Generation and preceding Generation X. The Baby Boom generation is most often defined as those individuals born between 1946 and 1964. Wikipedia Period: 1946 - 1964 Trending Population: Data from the U.S. Census Bureau show that there are 76.4 million baby boomers.
paladin876 Pretty sure that already happened to me as a teenager. I don’t sleep deeply for long, so sleep for longer durations. Won’t be any 4am norm for me, unless work demands it!
My grandfather is a boomer and I CAN CONFIRM this is him almost every morning. He is 59. Absolutely spot on. Even the time he gets up is almost right. Lol. This was awesome. More like these. Lol
LOL this is so accurate. I'm a millenial and my dad is a boomer. He has the same routine haha. He does always tell my mom he loves her before he leaves the house though :)
I had it easy , my day started at 4:45 AM but the clocks were always set 10:00 minutes ahead just like at the bars. Niece was staying over once for a few days and said you don't have one clock here that's set right. Work started at 6:00 AM and we'd always get there 15 minutes early so we could BS with our buddy's. We only worked 10 or 11 hours a day mostly and half the time 5 hrs on Sat. ..like I said I had it easy. Ha I've used my stanley thermos since 74 and you can't kill it. And I'm in my barefeet typing this.
Literally the *exact second* I clicked this video I heard my 70 y.o. dad absolutely *destroying* the upstairs window blinds to kill a fly. Gotta love 'im. The bloopers are probably my favorite part.😂
the dad breathing noises are like a cherry on top
Yh
EXACTLY
LMAO Dad breathing noises
I'm worried because I'm young but I make grunting and dad breathing noises. Help 😰
🤣🤣🤣
This is pretty accurate but he's not making nearly enough noise. The whole house should be awake by the time he sits down with his coffee
thats how i wake up
@@anthnylder8136 so true
The morning isn't complete without hearing the sound of the vacuum cleaner
Facts
Yes, Must slam Every Door
Don’t forget checking the weather in the city of everyone you know and alerting them if there is a 10% chance of rain, then alerting them a second and third time if they don’t meet your level of panic.
The weather Channel is basically crack to old people.
😂😂😂😂🤣😭
Holy crap that's so true. Reiterate the message if level of panic is not met. You are a distinguished anthropologist.
This comment is so funny!
I do that 😂
You forgot the hour nap on the couch because they woke up at 4 am like a maniac
Tori Ayne > I laughed out loud when I read the word maniac, because, too true. 💀
My dad falls asleep in the arm chair at night while he watches football.
Wakes at 4am. because he went to at 8pm. Has never figured out why he wakes at 4am.
I thought that was just my dad lol so annoying
Tori Ayne I wake up every morning at 4am on the dot from working since I was 16
I aged 15 years just by watching this
Lmfao
WHAT? I COULDNT HEAR YOU
I 60
Yep, now my back hurts and I gotta pee for the 3rd time in 20 minutes. Damn Millennials.
Ok boomer
I had to move in with my Dad to care for him and he would fuss about how much he hated the paper these days. They removed the TV section etc... He would say I don’t want to get it anymore, waste of money etc... so, I cancelled it. He was so sad. Happiest day of his life was when I had them start delivering it again. He would go to the front door in his boxers to get his paper. My Dad passed away in January, I miss everything about him. These are the things that make me smile the most. One of a kind, as it should be. Love you Daddy!
well said
I too moved in to take care of my Father. Fortunately he is still with me and still saying almost all these things. I’m sorry for your loss. It is nice to know though that some things will always stay with you. BTW, what’s with the pork chops?? I think my Dad loves them mostly because he can’t gnaw on them like a wild animal. 😂
Missing the nose and throat clearing thirty times in five minutes.
Spin Kick Records dead 💀
YES
"Eeeeaaaggghh!"
"excuse me"
I'm 19 and I do this and I feel attacked
That’s the thing I find the most annoying.
This isn’t a skit...
It’s a documentary
Is this from National Geographic
Bc like
I wanna watch this on Disney+
Actually its not even funny
Fuck you minnies
1000th like my friend
@@tonkadriver1833 ok boomer
@@BasedSeviper
I'm X'er stupid
My dad would get home from work , chew his dinner, read the rest of the paper, watch Gunsmoke, shower and end the evenings with Johnny Carson.
Classic!!!
what kind of boomer would have the time set properly on a microwave
one with a housekeeper that knows how to set it.
One where the kids have to come over to reset every daylight savings time lol.
Shae Betts-Martin If this isn’t the most accurate thing 😂
😂😂
@@sheabutta5425 i came home this weekend and had to set the microwave , oven, and the clock lol
“I’ll still drink it, but it doesn’t taste as good... ugh that’s good” LOL
I died 😂
My favorite part 💀💀💀💀
That’s me every morning haha
That is just a man. Or at least me.
That part got me cuz I complained to my wife about the same thing
“I’ll still drink it but it doesn’t taste as good”
Drink coffee
“Ahh that good”
Throw away nothing!
That had me cracking up
"Paperkid was late again"
"Lets see who died this week", sentences that were ingrained in my mind, during childhood.
@SJW libtard wrecker You're telling them what THEIR dad said? Lol
Me : that I checked the obituaries we aren't in it
My dad : Thank god
( its our joke my mom hates it )
So you woke up at 4:30 every morning?
OH my gosh. My mom teases me because I call the newspaper the "dead bodies report!" My first section. Gen X here but, from crossover years from Boomers.
😂
You forgot:
Stirring your coffee in your cup so loud it sounds like a fight scene from game of thrones!!
Brandon Charles never seen game of thrones but I know what you mean lol
For approximately 2 hours
46-41
I love this analogy. Thank you
Right as I read this I heard my dad do that from my kitchen
One time I was watching anime on the toilet, little did I know my phone connected to the Bluetooth in the family room, so my dad comes to me panicking saying that the Chinese “hacked” the speaker.
XD this actually made me laugh irl
Good thing it wasn’t porn! Lmao
Atleast you weren’t watching porn
Everything is wrong with that story.
I feel like there is a fart missing somewhere.
Plus an obnoxious burp followed by a chest pound with a fist.......
There definitely is
A fart that smells like straight NOTHING
A singular fart? More like a legion of them.
@@lynettep9309 LMAO!!!! 😩😩🤣🤣🤣🤣
So vivid, so true!!!!
As for his occupation, he's a roofer who works 7 days a week 14 hours a day and thinks anyone who works fewer hours than him 'has it easy'.
@SJW libtard wrecker mexicans dont work
@SJW libtard wrecker yea because they have a low IQ and cant to any work that takes any brains to do
@SJW libtard wrecker That's in the U. S. mate. In Britain it's generally British people.
@SJW libtard wrecker Thats bs, where do you live, New Mexico?
What a racist ass comment section we have right here. Some of you should feel very very ashamed.
I sent this to my parents in Northern Minnesota and I've never seen them laugh so hard. Never. "Ya, there might be some truth in that don't ya know."
"Don't ya know" just lets me know that that could never not be minnesotan
sounds too close to canada.
@@paulk5311 eh, couple hours south of the border.
You forgot:
- loudly letting all the cabinets slam
- turning on the stove-top fan
- turning up the heat and its 68 outside
Don't touch that thermostat.
Slamming doors close, slamming cabinets closed, SNEEZING LOUD AS FUCK, taking their chair out by scraping it across the floor loudly, throwing silverware and plates into the sink instead of quietly placing them in there, dropping their keys, turning the tv on the morning news at loud volume, leaving the house with the tv still fucking on loud as fuck
The stove-top fan xD
what a child
Stove top fan is imperative if you live in an apartment. No one wants to smell the eggs, burgers, or other smelly ass food you are cooking
How about a Facebook post saying good morning with an out of focus image of a bird in the yard.
Omg. This. My dad’s finger has to be in the corner of every shot.
Bro......forreal
Giggle
“Please make shareable” 🤣🤣
Omg every day on every secret group post “please make shareable”
Omg the homage to Werther’s at the end is so literal. My parents couldn’t go ONE DAY without those damn things 🤣
Chloé L I stocked them for my Dad. I always brought him special treats.
I thought it was Riesen at first lol
I knew I qualified as old when I started buying Werthers caramels and missing them when I was out 🙂
“I’ve been eating x my whole life and I’m fine!” sounds like my mother
Damn your mom always eatin X?
Tell her to invite me over too tf. 😂
Sounds like me
@@Indi 😂
my grandpa said that about cheese puffs even though he had a couple heart attacks
My mom says this about salt because she thinks it doesn't effect health if you eat a lot of it
Not being comfortable enough to say I love you to Sharon when he left is iconic
Nick Potraz I’ve seen you somewhere else in UA-cam comments. That officially makes us best friends
I told her I loved her when I married her. If that changes, I'll let her know.
Damn, what the hell do you people want!
Joseph Ordower woah, that’s actually like super true.
Loveless marriage, a boomer classic
This minor touch is iconic 👌
Being a kid, I always loved that newspaper/fresh coffee smell combo in the morning 😄 🗞 ☕️
I delivered papers when I was in middle school, I loved that smell too
I loved the newspaper and coffee brewing ASMR.
These days as an adult, I get my news from my phone and my coffee at a local coffee shop. It's more convenient but not the same.
"Ive been eating white toast for the past 40 years, i dont need to change" lmao
It's so damn annoying and cringey to hear these older men make all kinds of grunts and noises... they were/are "too expressive". Lol
Good luck being old Austin hard white People abandon they’re elderly not like other races in America you gonna be lonely son 😂🤦♂️💀🙄
Liam C I’m Chicano I wasn’t born in Mexico 😂😂🙄💀🤦♂️.
Liam C are you European American?
Liam C you’re be surprised man seen it that’s why the retirement homes industry is going to Boom and boomer son 😂😂💀.
I swear this shit is universal. My dad is the African version of this guy
@InfiniteMushroom my dad is more of a radio guy than newspapers, but man, he roasts our politicians for breakfast 😂
@InfiniteMushroom and no matter how much people think their side is right, they're always wrong because all sides are filled to the brim with assholes
this is my dad with the coffee and glasses, but he reads the wall street journal online and sends me articles, but i can’t read them because i don’t have a subscription
This shit is universal. I'm Asian.
@@fourtwenty1813 hahahaahahahah
That is me. I went to work every morning at 4:30. No traffic and home by beer-thirty!
I wish I can get up at 3:45 and head to work by 4:30 😂 but I stay in bed till 7 am and don’t get home till 5:55 or 6:00 pm.
Hell I’m lucky enough if I ever make it to work at 7:45 am sometimes if I wake up extra early like 4:55 I can be at work by 6:50 😂
The outfit you were wearing at the end AND the thermos was literally every older person when I worked at a Gas Station.
They still sell those thermoses. Keep water super hot well over 24 hours. I have one that belonged to my grandmother, but hers had a giant cork
Carhart and a hat? Pretty common still I thought, damn. I need a new wardrobe.
@@recoveringsoul755 they are a godsend in the winter time. always nice to have something warm to sip on.
A lot of blue collar folks wear Carhartt jackets and a ball cap. I knew kids in high school that dressed like that.
Monroe Literally how my little brother dresses
"Why dont I like this guy?"
This is too real lol. We have all seen people who get unnecessarily cranky and bitter after 50 or 60 hahaa!
I know I don't like him, I just don't know why yet!
Ha jokes on you
I’m a female who just turned 40 and this is me for the last 5 years already.
Yes...it'll happen sometimes after a lifetime of hard work, sacrifice, supporting a family, and simply being worn the fuck out.
@@walterzoomie 100% correct that's how my father is!lol
I'm twenty six and I already feel like this it just means you've seen the same shit before haah
I love Sharon. She puts up with a lot! 😄
"If I was in charge this would've been done already" most accurate thing in the world my god
"they just don't get things done ike they used to"
"It doesn't taste as good!"
"Ahh that's good" 😂😂🤦
I was laughing so hard at that
My dad instead of who died this weekend he always gets the paper with “Who’s in jail this weekend” 🤣
The truest thing is that particular Thermous being unbreakable. We have had 2 in the family since forever ago. They will outlast me, the next world war, the next ice age, and be used for my descendants hot tea.
Lol!! I have a thermos like that....going on 27 years😁
boomers: young people rely on technology too much
also boomers: plugged into life support machine
I'm pretty sure that's the sickest burn I've read all day.
lmfao
Hahahahha
gotemgotemgotem
They would argue that the life support machine is "useful" technology and that smartphones are just for messing around.
Well gee I didn't know managing my bank account and applying for a job on my smartphone was "messing around".
Furthermore... Didn't boomers create smartphones??
*Drops mic*
Only thing missing was the extended conversation with the dog.
The Menards coffee cup. I like the little touches in this video.
needs more of the grunts and heavy sighs when sitting down. but this is literally my dad he does all of this
Mine too. Laughed as we both got older, his laughter followed mine after asking "What?". But Oh My Dog not a day goes by that I don't miss him. Or see something only to think Da would love this. Or hate it. Dads are a special type of funny.
My dad only got up early if he absolutely had to. HIS dad, however, was up at 3-4am daily. It was great as a kid when we'd sleep over because grandad would always be up and ready to play with us long before our parents. Even better at Christmas when he'd tell us we'd just missed Santa, then go make us some toast and watch cartoons with us until everyone else was up.
My dad, who was too old to be a boomer (born in 1933), I would get up at 3:30 every morning to milk the cows. Me and my brother (generation X) learn quickly we better be up when he gets up, or there would be hell to pay.
I died when he held the coffee at arms length to read it
You don't even have to be a Boomer for that one. I'm GenX and I have to do that sometimes now..... lol
That’s just being far-sighted lol
@@nyeoncolors6949 wrong, presbyopia.
Hey. It has been 3 years... are you still died?
If it was here in the UK there'd be pointless royal family memorabilia everywhere
😂 sounds awful
BOAH NATION That’s hellish!
Good thing this video was shot in the only country that matters. :)
@@saiga12forme88 Calm your tits.
@@saiga12forme88 funny. It's an absolute hellscape here in the states.
I’ve watched this video more times than I can remember lol my moms name is Sharon and this reminded me of my dad so much!! He passed away in 2017 so seeing this and how accurately you portrayed his generation really made me laugh/smile!
Sorry for your loss
@@charliebaur7147 thank you! I appreciate that :)
Glad u found this video..
Hope you’re doing well these days!
@@tvela595 thank you so much! I am doing a lot better these days and I still love watching this video :)
Youngest baby boomer is 54, so this guy didn't start eating toast until he was at least 14 years old.
Nah don’t you know? Back in their day, bread was too expensive to buy, so they could only eat grass and 10 mile walks to school in the morning.
True Boomer years really end around 61-62
Boomer years are 46-64
@D. F. Gen Y and millennials are the same group... You're thinking of Gen-Z, which depending on who's metrics you look at, start around 96'-98'.
Toasters have been around since 30s, strange looking contraptions. efore that toasted in oven. I have toast over a campfire. Toast= easiest food to fix.
Every man in my family has always refused to wash their coffee cups. They're seasoned.
That’s disgusting. It’s only going to make their coffee taste bitter and stale.
Bailey Todd ahhh I do the same thing
CapnCody1622 that’s the point bud, I like my coffee like motor oil haha
CapnCody1622 millennial
Yea. Just rinse the thing out once a day with warm water. No soap, no wiping it down
I Walked 5 miles to School uphill in the Snow Barefoot! And back home 5 miles Uphill in the mud!
*watches movie
*falls asleep 3 minutes in
Young Frosty I’m guilty
Yep and don't you dare even think of taking the remote! He would wake up instantly swearing he had NOT fallen asleep! So darn annoying!
😌😌 i thought only My dad did this! Its like turning on a switch and he's asleep!
Thats me and I'm only 28
"Im not asleep, i am just resting my eyes."
-Every guy that nods off during a movie.
This is spot on lol. Getting up way too early, all the sighs, the glasses and newspaper, the thermos from the 70s.... 🤣 Oh and instead of caramels, my dad ate reeces every day after work.
Needs to get really angry when someone tries to talk to him. “I need my peace and quiet in the morning!”
That’s literally me, and I’m a gen Z with a really old soul 😂
"You remember your aunt's cousin's best friend's brother's uncle's cousin's twice removed? They passed away." Like they somehow know everyone.
Yea there is a old slob at my local bar that does that it's annoying AS FUCK !!! every person who walks in "that's my cousin,daughter in law, second aunt blah blah . " Like dude STFU !
My step dad does this but with my workplace. He goes to multiple buildings in the company to do their AC. Basicly, imagine working at best buy and it goes.
Dad : Did you hear Frank had a baby?
Me: What? Who is Frank?
Dad: You know frank he does accounting for the best buy 50 miles from you.
Me:Why would i know frank?
Dad: You totally met Frank. He has the hair.
Even Caribbean immigrant baby boomers do this. XD
This is my father. Always giving orders, never moving a finger, but always boasting about how early he got up and how much he does. What an accurate depiction. Bravo!
MultiHugobugo my dad is like this except a liiittle less bossy and a lot more of a doer
The man puts food on the table...
Ronald Cole how do u know
@@ronaldcole6101 Who, my father?
P
😂😂it's taste different Sharon......sips it, "ahh, that's good"😂😂😂
"Early bird gets the worm".
Every Boomer ever.
'Early worm gets.......the worm' - Michael Scott (not a boomer, Gen-X)
Second mouse gets the cheese.
FABULOUS DOLPHIN Not me son.
İts true bro
Never said this in 66 years of life.
My dad’s in this picture and I don’t like it.
Literally same
"It isn't coffee unless it's in a can"
Lmao so true
This guys is a combo of Zach Galifianakis and nick offerman
Nack Galifinoffermis?
I love that guy.
@@dantesinporno Swanson
He is. 😂😂
I dunno if he has the mustache game to fill in the back half of that combo...
An even more plump Baker Mayfield
Complain about being sore more. And complain more in general.
I was briefly a paper boy about 18 years ago. We had to have the paper there before 5 o’clock or angry old people would start calling. 😂
The dry ass toast is so accurate 🤣
Mine still eats it that way 🤣
But why, my dad did the same thing . Saving on the butter, who know 🤣
Lol that grunting and walking loudly in the morning is on point
This remind me of when I was young I would get up with my Grandfather he would make 2 cups of coffee one for me and the other for him. I would make us toast and we would split the paper and start reading for about 30-40 mins.
This is the most wholesome thing I've read
I wish I would have spent more time with my grandpa. One of my favorite memories is when I ran into him at a Wendys on my way back from classes when he was on lunch break with my uncle. He bought my burger and we sat around talking for about an hour.
Morning coffee, toast and newspaper is sacred time. Shared with a grampa, then it's church. I learned to dunk from my Dad. Skills passed on to the younger generation.
@@ourtube4266 I'll bet it was one of his favorite moments in time with you ❤
This is a sentiment I would like to hear more about.
Not accurate, he never whined about kids and electronics. 🗿
He knows his viewership ;).
@Sorek Ben-Ephraim I love these comments cause I personally don't think it's relevant to the time period. These things kinda naturally happen as you get older lol
>Americans.
>Whining.
Ye.
@ג'וקר נשי Can you blame them? I’d rather be stuck in the past than continue to deal with the 21st Century that’s overrun with spoiled, trust fund millennial low IQ morons, who claim that “males” can menstruate, cancel anyone who disagrees with them, support elementary aged children undergoing gender reassignment therapy, and think white supremacists are hiding around every corner just waiting to jump out and kill them. I couldn’t make up this shit if I tried….
Well our kids are grown lol and we really don’t GAF about computers bc our wives take care of all of that. Or our children.
This reminds me of my father other than the newspaper… I still remember him going to work with a big heavy jacket on and his lunch (the Stanley bottle in this case) in his hand, life was simpler then ❤
I hope one day, you find your Sharon, my guy. I hope she makes the best ranch ever made and keeps that fridge stocked with BUSCHHHH ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
"God, you teenagers. It's impossible to get you up in the morning, it takes like an hour or two for you to get ready!"
- my mom, who goes to bed at 6:00 PM and wakes up at 3:00, said to me, who goes to bed at 11:30 and wakes up at 6:30.
Well yea cause we’re doing fun shit 🤷🏻♂️
Does she really go to bed at 6 tho?!?!?!?!
She probably won't believe this but you can clap back that teenagers are not getting enough sleep. School start times are messing with your natural sleep cycle and you do most of your development while sleeping. So that's why it's hard to get teens up they're literally interrupting your development.
hell im still asleep at 6 pm, but i dont go to bed til 1 in the noon and sleep til around 10 at night, required for graveyard shift
You left out yelling at the dog after letting him out to bark at 5 AM….😂😂
False. He would have turned the TV on first thing.
C M affirmative! And blast it like it’s 5pm in the evening
Or put the radio on so loud that you can't even think straight
InfiniteMushroom that sounds really peaceful
Then my grandpa's not normal. He doesn't let the TV turn on until he has drank one and a half cups of coffee.
my grandma thinks organic means fake. and she "hates that organic stuff"
Tbh, sometimes the organic label is just bs to make you pay more.
@@MrFredstt No, no it isn't. Food needs to be certified to be labeled as organic.
@@maxxcastillo9347 Yes, yes it is. For example, you can label beef as "grass fed" but what that means is you can feed your cow grass for short period of time but feed it grain the rest of the time.
@@MrFredstt Actually it's a legal term strictly defined by the USDA that requires lots time, money, and inspections to be used. It only applies to food and other crops (like cotton) though. The specific definition can vary country to country. Whether or not it's actually better for you or for the environment is up for debate. Personally I don't think it is and I grew up on an organic farm lol
That’s hilarious
It was more heartwarming than funny. The way he headed out to work, I just wanted to give him a hug and say "thank you for working still to put food on our table, dad".
Since you're so grateful here's a bunch of jobs for you to do
Yes❤
The subtitles should just say *dad nosies*
Thank goodness it's not on Smellovision!
So far this is like the 900th comment saying something about dad noises. I had to finally say something because until this moment I just thought my dad must be the worlds most annoying person. The noises that man makes..... smdh. It’s been many years since I lived in his house but I can still here him in the mornings. Sniffling, coughing, sneezing, clearing his throat, talking to the dog and the cat, walking around seemingly opening and closing everything with a hinge in the house all while have zero regard for anyone not awake at 4am. Used to drive me insane. Turns out he’s just a dad.
The part with the dishwasher making it taste different and then saying it was good killed me that is so accurate
Me at 36 realising I'm already booming.
I'm almost 56.
This was MY grandparents.
Of course her name is Sharon.
I mean. It has to be. It just does .
Or Phyllis.
Donna Woodford Or Karen
Sheila would have worked too.
Linda is also a common one
Gosh when i was a kid staying at my grandparents every weekend, i purposely went to bed early & woke up at 4AM so i could have my cup of milk & toast with my grandpa while he read the paper. One of my favorite childhood memories these days. Now I’m almost 25 & am turning into him. The accuracy 😂😂😂
Waking up at 4am to drink milk was your favorite childhood memory? Jesus, off yourself
Showed this to my 65 year old dad, and he about died laughing ....cause he knew it was all true when he was working!
this is what baker mayfield is gonna look like in 15 years lol
Mitchell Morales Except its gonna take place in a football stadium.
sven sven Thanks random UA-cam autocorrect!
He lives at FirstEnergy Stadium doncha know
Water is nightly so
“I don’t need to change” - the boomer motto
"I need to change into what everyone else thinks I should be"- the mellenial motto. Wish I was a boomer.
@@B.D.B.Outdoors304 do you want a cookie or something mate
@@nihilisticbarbie dude, I would love a fuckin cookie
@@B.D.B.Outdoors304 I want an Oreo
@@nihilisticbarbie chips ahoy please.
This is Dead on my Dad every morning even though he's retired EXACTLY the same lol
WE'LL BE DIFFERENT. WE'LL BE BETTER!!!
~Millenials
Or, every generation ever lol.
paladin876
Actually boomers are worse than any other generation. They have no concept of other people’s existence and rights. Case in point: how many boomers have you seen look when crossing the road?
I have yet to see any do it.
@@matthew8153 Baby boomers are the demographic cohort following the Silent Generation and preceding Generation X. The Baby Boom generation is most often defined as those individuals born between 1946 and 1964. Wikipedia
Period: 1946 - 1964 Trending
Population: Data from the U.S. Census Bureau show that there are 76.4 million baby boomers.
paladin876 We won’t be better. But we won’t be reading newspapers on paper. Or getting up at 4am for the hell of it.
@@Y2Kr4SHM4N you'll be getting up at 4 a.m. once your pineal gland calcifies lol.
paladin876 Pretty sure that already happened to me as a teenager. I don’t sleep deeply for long, so sleep for longer durations. Won’t be any 4am norm for me, unless work demands it!
My grandfather is a boomer and I CAN CONFIRM this is him almost every morning. He is 59. Absolutely spot on. Even the time he gets up is almost right. Lol. This was awesome. More like these. Lol
As a Boomer I totally loved this! And did see myself in a few of his sentiments. LOL Crap... when did I turn into an old lady!?
my dad is 64 years old, and when I saw the coffee thermos I damn near died. THE ACCURACY OF THIS
Same I completely lost my mind lol 😂 my dad is a FARMER boomer and has that thermos AND a grungy gross lunch pail since 1980
My dad is a bit older, but also has a thermos from a long time ago. I think the early 1980s?
My dad has been bringing the same plastic travel coffee cup with a picture of an eagle on it to work since I can remember. At least 20 years 😂
"if life isn't hell you're not doin' it right"
"Dignity of work"
"gotta learn one day"
"Let's talk about healthcare"
LOL this is so accurate. I'm a millenial and my dad is a boomer. He has the same routine haha. He does always tell my mom he loves her before he leaves the house though :)
You forgot the part where he smacks the toast like an animal.
The caramel candy joke at the end got my thumbs up
Your Tapeworm Hard or soft candy?
@@donnawoodford6641 it's always the hard Werthers, Boomers don't like change, they stick to the classics
Paper kid was late again.
Clock reads 4:20 AM.
The accuracy and nuance! I love YouBetcha!
My dad just passed next to me loud breathing and had to come back to this video and watch it once again, it's so accurate it's absurd.
Im laughing so hard at this, the one liners are so on point 😂😂😂😂
"gotta go put food on the table" proceeds to tell wife what food to put on the table. Classic.
As a huge football guy I died at "back in my day we didnt even have a forward pass" lmao
That's called rugby.
I was waiting for the “kids still sleeping?” *clock reads **4:30*
This is indeed the best tutorial to my morning I have seen.
Brava my good sir
Who else’s dad is a boomer
gen x'er parents here.
The Menards mug is on point lol
I had it easy , my day started at 4:45 AM but the clocks were always set 10:00 minutes ahead just like at the bars.
Niece was staying over once for a few days and said you don't have one clock here that's set right.
Work started at 6:00 AM and we'd always get there 15 minutes early so we could BS with our buddy's.
We only worked 10 or 11 hours a day mostly and half the time 5 hrs on Sat. ..like I said I had it easy.
Ha I've used my stanley thermos since 74 and you can't kill it.
And I'm in my barefeet typing this.
The thick beard, ruffled hair, glasses on the nose, paper in hand etc make for an incredible imitation, pravo, pravo! #onpoint
Glasses aren’t far enough down the nose lol
It’s the ordering his wife around like a servant for me 😂
Literally the *exact second* I clicked this video I heard my 70 y.o. dad absolutely *destroying* the upstairs window blinds to kill a fly. Gotta love 'im. The bloopers are probably my favorite part.😂
This is literally exactly my grandpa. He gets up at 5am, makes coffee, gets the paper, reads the paper and watches the 6am news.