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Brenden Abbott aka The Postcard Bandit who was stupid enough to pose for a picture of himself in front of a police station despite being on the run from the police. Refer to Derek Pedley's Book Australian Outlaw for extra info.
A few years ago an idiot dumped a thousand pounds of ceramic floor tiles on my property. This jerk also threw a few bags of household garbage on top of the pile. That REALLY pissed me off. I searched the garbage until I found a medical prescription. I called the Sheriff's department who called the pharmacy to get an address and phone number. Apparently this much debris dumping is a felony. The deputy then called the dumper who quickly showed up to clean up his mess. Unfortunately for him I had already smashed the tiles into little, itty bitty pieces so it probably took him a lot longer to clean it up. Wamp, wamp... wamp.
A person in Louisiana robbed a bank. Telling the tellers his partner is outside so they better not do anything stupid, used a pink high lighter to write the hold up note on the back of his birth certificate while wearing an ankle bracelet for another offense
They should also add Dennis radar. The guy could've had it all. A family a life. Not that I'm complaining. But he's dumb enough t to send a floppy disk for police to investigate
I was an on duty firefighter called to a police scene once where the PD needed to ladder for a store building. On arrival, found out someone had tried to rob the store by entering through the roof and jumped down onto the store floor. The would-be robber attempted to throw the cash register several times up through the ceiling hole (his entranceway via the roof) to no avail. He was unsuccessful and exhausted. He also couldn’t figure out how to get out of the building after he gave up on the throwing idea. He didn’t bring anything to help him escape back up through the ceiling-like a rope or ladder. Guess he just was thinking he could get in without anyone noticing if he went through the roof on a weekend, jump down the 10 feet to the floor, get the cash register (not the cash itself mind you), throw the register back up the 10 feet through the ceiling hole one time and it would land perfectly on the roof (and not land back on him below). Never thought the thing would be heavy to throw or how to get out afterwards. He was still inside when the cops came after he set off the store motion detector alarm. (Oh, did I forget to mention the store had an alarm system?)
I swear there was a Rescue 911 episode where a man broke into a store, got locked in, and called 911 to get out. The 911 operators and cops had a good laugh about it.
@jbzhummerh2gamer I remember watching a video of a guy pushing the door open to get into a shop and after he robbed it he ran back to The door and was trying to push it to get out. I think he just gave up and fell to the floor lol.
"Clive Bunyan ran into a store in Cayton, near Scarborough, England, and forced the shop assistant to give him £157 from the till. Then he made his getaway on his motorbike. To hide his identity, Bunyan had worn his full-face helmet as a mask. It was a smooth successful heist, except for one detail. He had forgotten that across his helmet, in inch-high letters, were the words 'Clive Bunyan -- Driver'. Bunyan was arrested and ordered to pay for his crime by doing 200 hours of community service." Source: The Book of Lists, by David Wallechinsky and Amy Wallace (1977)
Sometimes you need a rather smart detective to find evidence in a years long hunt. Other times you just need a person with a pulse that looks through social media were criminals expose themselves.
As a Norwegian, I was hoping you had our dumbest criminal of all time on this list, but unfortunately, you didn't. We had a reality show around year 2000 called "Baren" ("The Bar"). It was about a bunch of young adults running a bar on Norway's most famous street, Karl Johan, in Oslo. The participants never left the bulding, and lived on the floor above the bar when not working. This show got a lot of media attention. A burglar broke into said apartment when people were asleep, but got captured outside. He claimed he was innocent. The police then told him that 27 cameras (yes!!!) had filmed his face, and he STILL claimed it wasn't him, but of course that didn't help :) This story was on America's Dumbest Criminals as an international addition, so some of you American may rembember it :)
I work retail. One of our prolific thieves recently got arrested thanks to an observant customer noticing the guy at the local park. The thief sticks out like a sore thumb. He’s very tall. Like 6’4” to 6’6”. My husband, BIL and FIL are 6’5” m, 6’3”, and 6’2” respectively. When you are abnormally tall you get stares. Another prolific thief stole my cellphone when I tried to take his picture. My phone has a tracker. Police tracked it to a cellphone recycler that has cameras and requires ID.
I remember reading about a guy who was pulled over by a police officer. The man was obviously drunk. Just as the officer was about to arrest him, a collision occurred nearby. The officer told the man to wait while he checked out if anyone had been injured in the crash. The man saw his chance, jumped in the car, and drove home. He put the car in the garage and went to bed. He was awoken two hours later by the police banging o his door. He was arrested and asked where the car was. He opened the garage door and revealed the car.....with the blue lights still flashing!
How about Sammy Bouzaglo? After his infamous episode on Kitchen Nightmares, it was revealed that he already had an arrest warrant, which is why he didn’t want Amy, his wife, to call the police. In that case, *why would he willingly appear on TV?*
Not only criminals are the dumbest…..there is billions of people (including myself) that in one way or another we do something extremely dumb once in while…isn’t?
My favorite was the two guys who realized they forgot their masks on the way to the crime so they used a Sharpie! 😂😂😂 When pulled over they tried to wipe it off on their shirts.
The one where the guy signed his name on the wall reminds me of seventh grade. Some kids from a rival school broke into our school, trashed the classrooms, tagged the walls with spray paint and stole a bunch of PE equipment. Later that day me and two other kids found some softballs in a trash can by the ball field. The morons who trashed the school signed their names on the balls. Like how dumb can you be? They were apprehended that same day.
Heh, once when I was in grade school, I went in at night and sharpied the fuck out of several windows and doors n such, nasty homophobic shit and racist remarks--- and signed my white bully's name. Chris Martin (I signed the 'S' as a swastika), if you somehow ever see this: IT WAS ME, BARRY!
Doorbell...licker?😮 THREE HOURS??? I'm both disgusted and curious. I mean, who has that much saliva??? Oh, and my OCD is screaming. Sanitizing, nothing! I'm getting new stuff!😅😂
I got 2 dumb criminal stories from my old city. 2 guys tried to rob a convenience store... that happened to be directly across the street from the police station, the cashier immediately hit the alarm. Cops surrounded the store just as the robbers left and were promptly arrested. Whole thing happened in under 3 minutes I think lol Story #2 This kid robbed a 711 but as a ruse(for some idiotic reason), filled out a job application for the store complete with all accurate information including address and phone number. He got picked up an hour later. Don't think he got the job 😂
I was at a CVS next to the police station in KY. A guy walked right by the manger and a cop, grabbed some stuff and shoved in his pockets and walked out. The cop said something and he just kept walking. Eventually being thrown the the ground and arrested in the parking lot. My best day ever!!!
Man, these criminals are the dumbest ever. I've learned about Hannah Sabata, Mathew McNelly, Joe Mueller, and Adam Valle in other videos. Number 20 is so weird. None of these people on this list should have done any of these things. Also, I like how movies and tv shows are put in this video relating to what these criminals did. This video reminds me of the show "World's Dumbest".
Number 25 makes think of that loony tunes episode with the singing frog. The guy tries several methods of attracting people and finally succeeds when he puts out a sign for "free beer" 😂
There’s a really famous case of someone robbing a bank who forgot to take off is work ID first. I was walking around with photo identification around his neck. I was surprised not to see that one.
The most successful criminals don't need to be smart: they just need to make a ready supply of stupid victims... .............................. ................ the punchline is "Evangelicals."
How on Earth did you forget to include Brian Walshe?!?!? You know, the guy who killed his wife in 2023 and then googled " How to get rid of a body" , " How long before a body starts to smell?", "Can you throw away body parts?", and "10 ways to dispose of a body"!!!!!!!
5:25 My Favourite one on the List is the one where those two men use Black Permanent Marker on their Faces like Children Scribbling a Picture and the Police Force finding the Situation Hilarious only makes it Funnier!🤣🤣🤣 And the Visuals on the Video were TOO PERFECT, Especially Chief Wiggin Laughing his Arse off!
I work at a jail and I always say we have jobs for a reason 😆 this one guy set his business or former business on fire for whatever reason and on the cameras, the cops noticed the guy was wearing a wig and hat for a disguise....the guy ended up going to the police department to report something (can't remember what) and they noticed a line on his forehead and his burned eyebrows (of course he denied being involved) 😂 they eventually searched his place and found a Party City bag with 9 wigs and 9 hats and the receipt inside said he had bought 10 wigs and hats....on his mug shot, you could literally see his missing eyebrows and the line from the hat/wig that he wore...it was hilarious!
"Other silly criminal stories" Here's one: Mountaintop, PA, 1990s, a group of teens use a videocamera to tape themselves blowing up mailboxes, setting fires to AC units, mailboxes, and yards. They try to up the ante by making a tree branch trap on the bike trail, that backfires when a kid sees it. When the kid's mom moves it out of the way, she finds the camera and gives it to the cops
One that I'm surprised didn't end up on here, is that one bank robber, from I believe Portland, that went on the run and to lay low joined an Alaskan crabbing boat. Problem was, that crab boat was part of the discovery reality series deadliest catch. So he ended up broadcasting his face and whereabouts on cable TV while wanted. Police caught up with him after the show aired and arrested him
I was a 911 dispatcher for 20 years. I was trained by a woman who's husband was a cop, who robbed a bank, while she was at work. She took calls for a bank robbery she didn't know at the time her husband had committed.
I got one from my town, the guy tried to rob the town liquor store after it closed; the thing is though people were leaving a party for the police in town that were right there when he was planning on doing it. Knowing his mistake he tried to run, he only made it 5 feet away and tripped smashing the booze he tried to steal and got arrested on the spot.
My moms estranged brother once robbed a gas station at gun point, couple hours later he returned after depositing the money into the bank asking to use the bathroom while the police were still there, the employee recognized him and informed one of the officers while he was in the can. When he came out he was swarmed by police and arrested
He should have tried a smaller amount. 360 billion is way too high. Never take pictures or make videos of yourself doing something illegal. 3:03 It's stupid. Why would you use a donkey as a getaway animal? They are too stubborn. Writing your name in a crime scene is stupid. Stick shift is anti-theft for millennials. I saw a movie where these guys try to steal a car and one of them said "She uses stick shift! I can't use stick shift!". That's pretty realistic actually. Who licks doorbells? That can't be sanitary. He licked the doorbell for three hours? Does this guy have nothing better to do? Even if I did this as a dare or a prank I wouldn't even do it for a minute. If you're wearing a disguise you don't want to be conspicuous. Couldn't this guy just go into a library if he wanted to use a computer? If you tell someone you're going to rob them don't be surprised if a bunch of cops are waiting for you. Don't let cops run a background check on you if you did something illegal. If you're going to play dead you might want to use some sort of drug that makes it look like you're dead. Didn't Juliet use something like that in Romeo and Juliet? Who goes to the cops to complain about using drugs? That's like saying "Please arrest me.". If I was going to rob a house I would get in and get out quickly. I wouldn't take a nap. Well no wonder he fell asleep. He was on drugs. I'm not surprised a gun shop owner had his own gun. Of course he would. 21:03 I think I heard this story before. Invisible ink doesn't really do anything on human skin.
I have a dumb sister. When she was 15 she said "I can't wait till your wife has the baby, so I will know if I am an aunt or an uncle". Years later the same dumb sister signed divorce papers her husband gave her, and failed to even read it. It was also a post nuptial. Her now ex-husband got to keep the whole $10,000,000.00 he won in the lottery before he divorced her.
A pair of off duty cops in plain clothes entered a bar full of their colleagues as a robber followed them in, pulling a ski mask over his face with the intention of robbing the bartender. Everyone in the bar noticed and quickly restrained him for on duty cops to pick him up.
Lord. You know, adding hundreds of three second, random clips does not make your topic more interesting. It actually detracts. What is the point of including all of the ninsense?
A few years ago I saw a post on fb where this serial bank robber while on parole for bank robbery robbed a bank and posted pics on fb with his gf. I made a comment calling them idiots and someone they knew responded calling me names. Like lol
Remember that viral video of man getting ready to rob an establishment but he didn't have a good grip on his gun so when he whipped it out he accidentally threw it over the counter and ran? Or that one guy who tried robbing a fast food place but no one reacted to his presence so he just left?
Mr Pancake (Ohio Man) who broke into a pet store, freed all the animals, stole some animals and instead of running away he slept at a bench not far from where he broke into the pet store while wearing leopard print pajamas
Considering #2 didn't get caught I don't think he should be so high on the list. Yes, giving the teller the gun was stupid, but not here's my ID stupid...
Joey: sup. Sup dude. Chandler: please take whatever you want. Just don't hurt me. Joey: come on do I look like a criminal or what? Chandler: yes. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being a dumbest a person can look you are definitely a criminal
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I met a guy back in the late 1990's who had just stole a cop bike! He tried to sell it in a bar. He had been in jail for stealing a car.
Brenden Abbott aka The Postcard Bandit who was stupid enough to pose for a picture of himself in front of a police station despite being on the run from the police. Refer to Derek Pedley's Book Australian Outlaw for extra info.
A few years ago an idiot dumped a thousand pounds of ceramic floor tiles on my property. This jerk also threw a few bags of household garbage on top of the pile. That REALLY pissed me off. I searched the garbage until I found a medical prescription. I called the Sheriff's department who called the pharmacy to get an address and phone number. Apparently this much debris dumping is a felony. The deputy then called the dumper who quickly showed up to clean up his mess. Unfortunately for him I had already smashed the tiles into little, itty bitty pieces so it probably took him a lot longer to clean it up. Wamp, wamp...
wamp.
XF
A person in Louisiana robbed a bank. Telling the tellers his partner is outside so they better not do anything stupid, used a pink high lighter to write the hold up note on the back of his birth certificate while wearing an ankle bracelet for another offense
Deciding to become a criminal is the first dumb move for a criminal to take
the world is run by criminals XD
"Without evil, there wouldn't be any good"
They should also add Dennis radar. The guy could've had it all. A family a life. Not that I'm complaining. But he's dumb enough t to send a floppy disk for police to investigate
If you ever learn to pronounce Derbyshire, I will be shocked.
@@RickyMaveetyOr Cheshire
I was an on duty firefighter called to a police scene once where the PD needed to ladder for a store building.
On arrival, found out someone had tried to rob the store by entering through the roof and jumped down onto the store floor. The would-be robber attempted to throw the cash register several times up through the ceiling hole (his entranceway via the roof) to no avail. He was unsuccessful and exhausted. He also couldn’t figure out how to get out of the building after he gave up on the throwing idea. He didn’t bring anything to help him escape back up through the ceiling-like a rope or ladder.
Guess he just was thinking he could get in without anyone noticing if he went through the roof on a weekend, jump down the 10 feet to the floor, get the cash register (not the cash itself mind you), throw the register back up the 10 feet through the ceiling hole one time and it would land perfectly on the roof (and not land back on him below). Never thought the thing would be heavy to throw or how to get out afterwards.
He was still inside when the cops came after he set off the store motion detector alarm. (Oh, did I forget to mention the store had an alarm system?)
I heard a similar story where he stacked boxes to get out and fell knocking himself unconscious.
The guy who placed an order to rob a bank got me cracking up🤣🤣🤣
Can you please have a bag full of money ready for me to pickup.
@@DagDebrini RIGHT 🤣🤣🤣
Crime doesn't pay, but it can be funny to watch. 🎉
I swear there was a Rescue 911 episode where a man broke into a store, got locked in, and called 911 to get out. The 911 operators and cops had a good laugh about it.
Bro, how old are you?! Only OGs remember Rescue 911🎉
When was this.
@@paulcowlishaw So many years ago. I think I may have been a kid in the single to early double ages.
@jbzhummerh2gamer I remember watching a video of a guy pushing the door open to get into a shop and after he robbed it he ran back to The door and was trying to push it to get out. I think he just gave up and fell to the floor lol.
@@sphakamisozondiI remember it too. I always liked that show, as young as I was.
"Clive Bunyan ran into a store in Cayton, near Scarborough, England, and forced the shop assistant to give him £157 from the till. Then he made his getaway on his motorbike. To hide his identity, Bunyan had worn his full-face helmet as a mask. It was a smooth successful heist, except for one detail. He had forgotten that across his helmet, in inch-high letters, were the words 'Clive Bunyan -- Driver'. Bunyan was arrested and ordered to pay for his crime by doing 200 hours of community service." Source: The Book of Lists, by David Wallechinsky and Amy Wallace (1977)
Who the heck brags about committing a crime on social media you’re literally asking to get arrested.
An idiot that's who.
Simple minded people obsessed with attention on the internet, that’s who
8:38
Remember. Licking doorknobs is illegal in some countries
It's perfectly okay that it's illegal to lick doorknobs because doorknobs don't taste good either. 🤢🤮 😂😂
Licking it for 3 hours is what insane people do. I wouldn't even do it for a minute or at all for that matter.
Lemon juice makes me invisible so that cameras can't see me at the bank = The Birth of the Dunning-Kruger Effect
Sometimes you need a rather smart detective to find evidence in a years long hunt. Other times you just need a person with a pulse that looks through social media were criminals expose themselves.
As a Norwegian, I was hoping you had our dumbest criminal of all time on this list, but unfortunately, you didn't.
We had a reality show around year 2000 called "Baren" ("The Bar"). It was about a bunch of young adults running a bar on Norway's most famous street, Karl Johan, in Oslo. The participants never left the bulding, and lived on the floor above the bar when not working. This show got a lot of media attention.
A burglar broke into said apartment when people were asleep, but got captured outside. He claimed he was innocent. The police then told him that 27 cameras (yes!!!) had filmed his face, and he STILL claimed it wasn't him, but of course that didn't help :)
This story was on America's Dumbest Criminals as an international addition, so some of you American may rembember it :)
😂
I work retail. One of our prolific thieves recently got arrested thanks to an observant customer noticing the guy at the local park. The thief sticks out like a sore thumb. He’s very tall. Like 6’4” to 6’6”. My husband, BIL and FIL are 6’5” m, 6’3”, and 6’2” respectively. When you are abnormally tall you get stares.
Another prolific thief stole my cellphone when I tried to take his picture. My phone has a tracker. Police tracked it to a cellphone recycler that has cameras and requires ID.
This makes me think of that idiotic trend where influencers would record themselves licking ice cream and drinking mouth wash without paying.
Drinking mouthwash?
“This enraged their fathers who punished them severely.” Oversimplified
Rasputin: Their daddies beat them like dogs and now they’re evil!
No.
"You're from Georgia, sweet Georgia, and the history books unfold ya!"
In # 6's defense, he probably couldn't afford a gun thus he was robbing a gun store with what he had... 😂😂
This is like the trutv show
Dr. Evil and Charles Ray Fuller I believe can relate to eachother😂😂
Omg😂😂😂😂😂
I remember reading about a guy who was pulled over by a police officer. The man was obviously drunk. Just as the officer was about to arrest him, a collision occurred nearby. The officer told the man to wait while he checked out if anyone had been injured in the crash. The man saw his chance, jumped in the car, and drove home. He put the car in the garage and went to bed. He was awoken two hours later by the police banging o his door. He was arrested and asked where the car was. He opened the garage door and revealed the car.....with the blue lights still flashing!
How about Sammy Bouzaglo?
After his infamous episode on Kitchen Nightmares, it was revealed that he already had an arrest warrant, which is why he didn’t want Amy, his wife, to call the police. In that case, *why would he willingly appear on TV?*
These were absolutely hilarious!
Thanks, WatchMojo! I needed the laugh 😂
The man who dressed a woman forgot to wear a face mask. Guess he didn't see Mrs. Doubtfire where Robin Williams dressed as a woman
Licking a doorbell for 3 hours was crazy and hilarious!
Right at the end:
"Marv?"
"Harry?"
"Why the hell did you take your shoes off?"
"Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?"
Not only criminals are the dumbest…..there is billions of people (including myself) that in one way or another we do something extremely dumb once in while…isn’t?
Oh shut up
🥉
And Jeff, he's the dumbest criminal in Swellview.
My name is Jeff.
🥈
Trying to steal a bike from outside the police station is so stupid lol 😆
My favorite was the two guys who realized they forgot their masks on the way to the crime so they used a Sharpie! 😂😂😂
When pulled over they tried to wipe it off on their shirts.
The dudes disguise with marlers is pretty stupid
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The one where the guy signed his name on the wall reminds me of seventh grade. Some kids from a rival school broke into our school, trashed the classrooms, tagged the walls with spray paint and stole a bunch of PE equipment. Later that day me and two other kids found some softballs in a trash can by the ball field. The morons who trashed the school signed their names on the balls. Like how dumb can you be? They were apprehended that same day.
Heh, once when I was in grade school, I went in at night and sharpied the fuck out of several windows and doors n such, nasty homophobic shit and racist remarks--- and signed my white bully's name.
Chris Martin (I signed the 'S' as a swastika), if you somehow ever see this: IT WAS ME, BARRY!
18:32 -- us Canadians can easily recognize the Timmies -- Tim Hortons -- sign.
Keep the gross 'timmies' coffee up there, thanks.
Doorbell...licker?😮 THREE HOURS??? I'm both disgusted and curious. I mean, who has that much saliva???
Oh, and my OCD is screaming. Sanitizing, nothing! I'm getting new stuff!😅😂
Doorbell licking, not recommended.
Ha, number 25 is just like the Simpson's episode where the cops trap fine evaders by offering a free boat 😅
Trump should be #1. Also I do miss that show from the 90s
Which show?
I got 2 dumb criminal stories from my old city. 2 guys tried to rob a convenience store... that happened to be directly across the street from the police station, the cashier immediately hit the alarm. Cops surrounded the store just as the robbers left and were promptly arrested. Whole thing happened in under 3 minutes I think lol
Story #2 This kid robbed a 711 but as a ruse(for some idiotic reason), filled out a job application for the store complete with all accurate information including address and phone number. He got picked up an hour later. Don't think he got the job 😂
I was at a CVS next to the police station in KY. A guy walked right by the manger and a cop, grabbed some stuff and shoved in his pockets and walked out. The cop said something and he just kept walking. Eventually being thrown the the ground and arrested in the parking lot. My best day ever!!!
“British Garden Birds r gay”😂
This really is a whole level of “what were they thinking?” 😂
Man, these criminals are the dumbest ever. I've learned about Hannah Sabata, Mathew McNelly, Joe Mueller, and Adam Valle in other videos. Number 20 is so weird. None of these people on this list should have done any of these things. Also, I like how movies and tv shows are put in this video relating to what these criminals did. This video reminds me of the show "World's Dumbest".
Number 25 makes think of that loony tunes episode with the singing frog. The guy tries several methods of attracting people and finally succeeds when he puts out a sign for "free beer" 😂
There’s a really famous case of someone robbing a bank who forgot to take off is work ID first. I was walking around with photo identification around his neck. I was surprised not to see that one.
Next could yall upload World's Smartest Criminals??
The most successful criminals don't need to be smart: they just need to make a ready supply of stupid victims...
..............................
................ the punchline is "Evangelicals."
How on Earth did you forget to include Brian Walshe?!?!? You know, the guy who killed his wife in 2023 and then googled " How to get rid of a body" , " How long before a body starts to smell?", "Can you throw away body parts?", and "10 ways to dispose of a body"!!!!!!!
5:25 My Favourite one on the List is the one where those two men use Black Permanent Marker on their Faces like Children Scribbling a Picture and the Police Force finding the Situation Hilarious only makes it Funnier!🤣🤣🤣
And the Visuals on the Video were TOO PERFECT, Especially Chief Wiggin Laughing his Arse off!
6:37 British garden birds “R GAY” 💀😂 sorry but that’s funny
As Patrick Star once said: "Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are."
I work at a jail and I always say we have jobs for a reason 😆
this one guy set his business or former business on fire for whatever reason and on the cameras, the cops noticed the guy was wearing a wig and hat for a disguise....the guy ended up going to the police department to report something (can't remember what) and they noticed a line on his forehead and his burned eyebrows (of course he denied being involved) 😂 they eventually searched his place and found a Party City bag with 9 wigs and 9 hats and the receipt inside said he had bought 10 wigs and hats....on his mug shot, you could literally see his missing eyebrows and the line from the hat/wig that he wore...it was hilarious!
"Other silly criminal stories"
Here's one: Mountaintop, PA, 1990s, a group of teens use a videocamera to tape themselves blowing up mailboxes, setting fires to AC units, mailboxes, and yards. They try to up the ante by making a tree branch trap on the bike trail, that backfires when a kid sees it. When the kid's mom moves it out of the way, she finds the camera and gives it to the cops
Three robbers think they can ALL ride on a donkey without it getting the hell in!
You mean every time I had lemonade, my mouth turned invisible?
One that I'm surprised didn't end up on here, is that one bank robber, from I believe Portland, that went on the run and to lay low joined an Alaskan crabbing boat. Problem was, that crab boat was part of the discovery reality series deadliest catch. So he ended up broadcasting his face and whereabouts on cable TV while wanted. Police caught up with him after the show aired and arrested him
I was a 911 dispatcher for 20 years. I was trained by a woman who's husband was a cop, who robbed a bank, while she was at work. She took calls for a bank robbery she didn't know at the time her husband had committed.
Also, crackheads calling 911 because they got ripped off by a dealer is very much nothing new.
Left out Kasey Kazee known as duct tape bandit.He used duct tape as a mask robbing a couple stores.The duct tape did not stick and came off
I remember him from Smoking Gun presents: World's Dumbest Criminal.
@kerryd1826 He tried to deny it being interviewed showing red spots on his face
What about those teens who videotaped themselves committing vandalism and arson in Mountaintop, PA and Jacksonville, FL in the 90s?
I remember when Mythbusters showed us how a simple blanket sheet could defeat motion sensors, 😢
I got one from my town, the guy tried to rob the town liquor store after it closed; the thing is though people were leaving a party for the police in town that were right there when he was planning on doing it. Knowing his mistake he tried to run, he only made it 5 feet away and tripped smashing the booze he tried to steal and got arrested on the spot.
Damn we upgraded from 20 dumbest criminals to 30!
You ever hear of the two bank robbers who robbed the bank and then waited out front of the bank at the bus stop for a bus home
My moms estranged brother once robbed a gas station at gun point, couple hours later he returned after depositing the money into the bank asking to use the bathroom while the police were still there, the employee recognized him and informed one of the officers while he was in the can. When he came out he was swarmed by police and arrested
He thought 360 billion would fit in his pockets🤣🤣
Someone once robbed a bank and jumped on a city bus,the getaway bus,slowly but surely!
Lol I worked with Joey Miller in a countertop factory
Remember when Trump was caught on audio tape showing classified documents to his staffers?
The most entertaining of his reality TV efforts.
He wasn't even trying to hide the fact that he did it. He thinks he's above the law.
Trump is a better president then Biden those are facts
Remember when the country was in better shape when he was president then Biden 🤔
@@samrich4life you didn't even spell "than," correctly.
He should have tried a smaller amount. 360 billion is way too high.
Never take pictures or make videos of yourself doing something illegal.
3:03 It's stupid.
Why would you use a donkey as a getaway animal? They are too stubborn.
Writing your name in a crime scene is stupid.
Stick shift is anti-theft for millennials. I saw a movie where these guys try to steal a car and one of them said "She uses stick shift! I can't use stick shift!". That's pretty realistic actually.
Who licks doorbells? That can't be sanitary. He licked the doorbell for three hours? Does this guy have nothing better to do? Even if I did this as a dare or a prank I wouldn't even do it for a minute.
If you're wearing a disguise you don't want to be conspicuous.
Couldn't this guy just go into a library if he wanted to use a computer?
If you tell someone you're going to rob them don't be surprised if a bunch of cops are waiting for you.
Don't let cops run a background check on you if you did something illegal.
If you're going to play dead you might want to use some sort of drug that makes it look like you're dead. Didn't Juliet use something like that in Romeo and Juliet?
Who goes to the cops to complain about using drugs? That's like saying "Please arrest me.".
If I was going to rob a house I would get in and get out quickly. I wouldn't take a nap. Well no wonder he fell asleep. He was on drugs.
I'm not surprised a gun shop owner had his own gun. Of course he would.
21:03 I think I heard this story before.
Invisible ink doesn't really do anything on human skin.
Dumber yet was them calling the doorbell a doorknob.
That doorbell was all like "Call me!"
The onion? Really? Nobody gets their fake news there.
Who needs fake news? The real stuff is more entertaining... and scary!
9:00
Owner: should i call the cops or invite him in?
Outstanding references on this one. A real treat
I have a dumb sister. When she was 15 she said "I can't wait till your wife has the baby, so I will know if I am an aunt or an uncle". Years later the same dumb sister signed divorce papers her husband gave her, and failed to even read it. It was also a post nuptial. Her now ex-husband got to keep the whole $10,000,000.00 he won in the lottery before he divorced her.
"I'm guessing that licking the doorbell is highly valued and sought after by the board cellmates in prison.
See Trump, Donald J.
You’ve got my full support dry bones!
"In Trump we Trust"
😂😂😂 I thought of him too!!
He is not,was framed
Haha, I agree, dumbest human ever.... yet he is so lucky to evade any laws. There is no accountability.
A pair of off duty cops in plain clothes entered a bar full of their colleagues as a robber followed them in, pulling a ski mask over his face with the intention of robbing the bartender. Everyone in the bar noticed and quickly restrained him for on duty cops to pick him up.
Well of course lemon juice didn't work, you gotta use lime juice silly!
"in other words; when people are really dumb, they can't see how DUMB they really are."
im gonna record this and play repeat at work from 9AM to 6PM.
A guy tried to rob a bank wearing a sumo costume
Lord. You know, adding hundreds of three second, random clips does not make your topic more interesting. It actually detracts. What is the point of including all of the ninsense?
*non-since
5:11 No Strange Brew Clip?
Number One: Donald J. Trump
What did Trump wrong?
@@BrebreBrebre-gh8sn that wasn't even a sentence. Please try again.
@@sherlockhomo-ph4su it was a serious question im not from the states
Google "34 counts falsifying documents".
I feel stupid for trying to watch a video with adverts every 4 minutes
If that's the case with manual cars, why is the insurance premiums still so high???
This list was epic loved it some people are so stupid its funny 🤣 👏👏👏
Amazing video watch mojo of the dumbest criminal ever,fantastic job.
A few years ago I saw a post on fb where this serial bank robber while on parole for bank robbery robbed a bank and posted pics on fb with his gf. I made a comment calling them idiots and someone they knew responded calling me names. Like lol
18:40 gun to a knife fight?? I think it's the other way around
18:40 it’s don’t bring a knife to a gunfight
Also don't bring a gun to a knife fight. You're going to be so embarrassed when you realize everyone else brought knives.
Props to Ms sabata for at least acknowledge that was she has done was a crime, other than some "prank UA-camrs"
enough vocal fry to open a fish and chips shop
That dude had enough saliva to lick a door bell for 3 hours?
The "Doorbell Licker" is a damn weirdo.
I've actually heard of a couple of these, although I don't know where from.
Remember that viral video of man getting ready to rob an establishment but he didn't have a good grip on his gun so when he whipped it out he accidentally threw it over the counter and ran?
Or that one guy who tried robbing a fast food place but no one reacted to his presence so he just left?
YOU FORGOT DONALD TRUMP 😆
Mr Pancake (Ohio Man) who broke into a pet store, freed all the animals, stole some animals and instead of running away he slept at a bench not far from where he broke into the pet store while wearing leopard print pajamas
Considering #2 didn't get caught I don't think he should be so high on the list. Yes, giving the teller the gun was stupid, but not here's my ID stupid...
Joey: sup. Sup dude.
Chandler: please take whatever you want. Just don't hurt me.
Joey: come on do I look like a criminal or what?
Chandler: yes. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being a dumbest a person can look you are definitely a criminal
Add Wade ( Long John ) Wilson to that.
The edits make it funnier🤣🤣🤣🤣
18:41
It's the other way around.
Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
3:58 everything is yellow. Like in Breaking Bad when they were in Mexico.