Thomas and the Desperate Struggle for Comedic Abridgement

Welcome to Sodor, where Thomas loves everyone, but not everyone loves him.
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Hello! This is a filler video for the space between Episode 2 of TTOS and Episode 3 (Which is currently being edited!) I actually had quite a bit of fun with this. The basic premise of this video was based off of Scootertrix the Abridged by Jack Getschman. Take a seemingly innocent series, and give it an entirely different vibe. I think I pulled it off pretty well, and even somewhat entertainingly.
The script itself had multiple changes made to it during editing, as did many of the voice lines. I'm quite glad that the video came out as well as it did.
Hope you all enjoy!
And who knows? Maybe this series will go somewhere in the future? 👀
Also, A HUGE THANK YOU to TheUlfsteadLine for creating a Thomas-themed version of Spanish Flea for the outro!
#fuck

[@demonicbun7792]

When you put all your intelligent Points into Luck.

[@oldiron02productions]

Whatever your watching, you shouldn’t be watching.

[@tymaddux2644]

What George Carlin could say if he wrote Thomas the Tank engine

[@TheSudrianGrace]

Ikr

[@dabluepittoo-aqua4213]

I gotta admit, Thomas is dumb here but also really adorable.

[@Twinmill69227]

Ikr? It's so enjoyable

[@DullNull]

“Hi James!”

[@M9ff1nDuck8r]

"I wanna be a an explorer-OH S-"

[@Redjintyman]

I know this comment is from 2 years ago but I swear to god Thomas gives off SpongeBob vibes in this video

[@saulhernandezquiros1197]

And James is a maniach

[@Aberyyyy]

I love the idea of Thomas being completely self aware of the fact that the big engines hate him for no concernable reason whatsoever and so he just fucks with them by acting oblivious all the time, he's essentially toying with them.

[@BiscuitCatProductions]

Actually Thomas has zero idea that the big engines hate him lmao

[@Aberyyyy]

@@BiscuitCatProductions I know that I'm just saying that I would love the idea of that happening or better yet it being my personal headcanon of this series

[@soadgaming4320]

I like how biscuits Jane's is either really dumb or crazy he never the sane one (well except in herman)

[@Reading3412Studios]

I think a better title for Thomas would’ve been “Thomas the lacking of any self awareness tank engine”

[@leiftoons5644]

I laughed so hard at this video

[@M.A.S.L.A.N.A]

me too sooo much

[@annagolaszewska2816]

1:01 i think that line was created especially for those annoying thomas theorists, ya know, those who think the engines are tortured and other of that stupid crap

[@muhammadfadhiil5992]

James the Psycho Red Engine

[@NWR58]

Thank you, this made my day.

[@krox4mox0]

lol im dyin

[@theoldesttruckproductions9548]

*d y i n*

[@poo1ix]

This is so bloody funny

[@all-starcustoms8554]

Absolutley hilarious!!! Will there ever be a part 2 of this someday?

[@BiscuitCatProductions]

I plan on hopefully making one someday but it's not exactly on the roster at the moment!

[@EnginesOf8]

@@BiscuitCatProductionsPLEASE DO!

[@Steam_Tram_Studios]

Bro, this is a MASTERPIECE

[@rustygreencaterpillar519]

thomas in a nutshell is finnaly here folks.

[@henryandoliverfan3115]

I barely managed to stop myself laughing

[@TankEngineJunior]

Bruh moment

[@nathanthesaddletankengine]

I need more of these episodes

[@TheMk1thomas]

This is better than BWBA and AEG

[@purplehoodie0644]

WE NEED A PART 2

[@BiscuitCatProductions]

I'll be 100% honest with you I've been wanting to make a sequel to this but I can't even think of anything that'd match the chaos I brought into this lmfao

[@purplehoodie0644]

@@BiscuitCatProductions honestly I saw this for the first time yesterday and it's the funnest thing I've seen all year but why don't you do the duck and diesel eps but with duck as a asshole and diesel is actually normal and diesel gets pranked and he falls into the sea

[@LBSC70]

7:56
I think I'm having a stroke sir 😊

[@jonathanfnafprojects8489]

It’s so dumb but funny, I want more of this 😂

[@STPaulCathedrel8013]

Now is his still a blue star stealing bastard or a lucky s.o.b. ?

[@EnginesOf8]

James fucking scares me

[@ohio_central_1293]

5:34

[@Krafty_Official]

I don’t think that’s James I think that’s Jamie

[@troyiveysr4434]

Wait what happen to james after thomas got his branchline ?

[@BiscuitCatProductions]

He's in the works, under higher watch now

[@troyiveysr4434]

Oh ok also i love the way james was portrayed in this video i found the funny for some reason.

[@BiscuitCatProductions]

Troy Ivey Sr To be fair, that was the intent lol

[@troyiveysr4434]

Ok then... Btw how henry's train aids

[@BiscuitCatProductions]

Troy Ivey Sr Henry doesn't actually have train aids that was just Gordon being stupid lmao

[@gabrielthee2tankengine792]

Still thinking for a new episode of TTOS?

[@BiscuitCatProductions]

The series is already planned out its just a matter of getting everything together

[@gabrielthee2tankengine792]

@@BiscuitCatProductions ok then, i suppose i gonna wait for another...... 40 years but it will be worth a wait

[@M9ff1nDuck8r]

Yo new tiger moth episode just dropped

[@countrywolf415]

The script kecin and I made is like 9 percent better :P

[@BiscuitCatProductions]

you mean the script that was never finished because you were a lazy fuck lmao

[@countrywolf415]

Doesn’t need to be finished that’s how good it is

[@Superpringlecrisps2]

Choo

[@moniquedoggett5029]

Is James ok😢😮😮😮😮

[@A.gorilla.that.a.fan.of.trains]

Bro this is thomas but it’s SpongeBob and it’s 18+

[@thwip2909]

3/10. Needs more Pickle Rick

[@wecheckit2711]

No

[@Boyfriendfnf123]

5:34